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April 25, 1991

Volume 21 Issue 23

. 16

Not really. While these students bask in the heavenly rays, we.,squirm in a stuffy
office. They evacuated Hillaire to offices with windows and circulation ...what
about us? Why do we work here, we ask ourselves; we're underpaid and poorly
ventilated. It's a wonder we can type. We hear it's raining, but we don't really
know. All we can see is the sweat pouring off our troubled brows. Do you
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by Claire Littlewood
KAOS, the CPl, the CRC, Childcare
Center, and S&A Administration (the tier
one groups) have just been handed their
tentative budgets for the next two years.
According to Bill Zaugg, Financial
advisor to the S&A board, everyone
excluding the ePl received less than they

"It's not the best
so~uygn., but it

works." ,
asked for.
Before the S&A board arrived at a
decision they asked the five groups
concerned to come . up with their
"essential requirements level, basically
what it would take them to sUrvive," said
Zaugg . .
Dianne Conrad, advisor to the CPi,
was pleased with the CP1'.s tenative
budget, although she said she asked for a
lot less than she wanted knowing that the
budgets would be trinimed.
Micheal Huntsberger, director of
KAOS, laughed when ask«d about his

reaction to the budget situati(:m, "We
asked for a lot more, but given the
fmancia! situation I think the board came
up with some real creative ways to give
KAOS as much as they could."
Zaugg said the S&A Administration
had $821,000 to work with this year for
KAOS, CPi, CRC, Childcare Center,
S&A Administration, and all the student
group organizations.
"The money we have to work with
is directly tied to tuition and fees" said
Zaugg. Any increase in tuition and fees, '
set by the HEC Board (Higher Education
Coordinating Board) results in an increase
in budgets, added Zaugg.
In trying to come up with more
money for the tier one groups the S&A
Board eliminated a $1,500 charge for
maintenance of plants in the CAB, and
according to Zaugg they also decided to
save another $2,000 from a reserve fund
for small equipment, ie typewriters.
Overall willi the budget allocations
Huntsberger said, "It's not the best
solution, but it works."
Zaugg says the 18 or so student
groups, whose budgets will be next, will
be asked to cut their budgets
"But it's easier to talk about budget
cuts in a room by yourself than when
you're faced with groups asking for
money" said Zaugg.
Claire Ultlewood is a regular
contributor to the CPJ.

Repai r ot b laCk usJ,P~e::~:~ I~~),U~::: ~: :;:::t
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by Paula Michele
Improper use of de-icer is primarily
to blame for $14,000 damage to the
black non-skid strips on Red-Square,
according to Facilities director, Ken
Jacobs. The non-skid strips, built in
September at a cost of $75,000, cracked
apart after de·icer was applied following
a January snowstorm.
"This flaking was occurring only in
areas where de-icing agents had been
applied,
was
appJied....The
agent
potassium
chloride.
The
applied
concentration was four times the
recommended dosage, according to verbal
communication with TESC personnel,"
says a report written by engineering
geologist Harold Parks, hired by the
college to investigate the damaged strips.

Internal Seepage
Quote 0' the week
News bits
Revolutions
Crimewatch ad
Cigarette butts rot
B
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Adventures at the Capital
Current budget I Budget request a::;oved budget Truck sodomizatlon
Sip off, Geoducksl
$162,194
CRC
$166,800
AI- Catalina Mejfa
$184,036
Crlmewatch ad
Migrating shore birds
Chlldcare
$77,977
$76,400
$72,997
Mickey
Center
Use condoms
S&A
Recycle glass now
$114,695
$124,595 1 $122,000
HIV and AIDS explained
Administration
I
Life in a ping pong ball
$78,310
$61,139
$64,000
KAOS
Exorcism explored
Teachers' crusade
CPJ
$26,481
$27,200
PC totalitarianism
$26,453

S&A budget allocations

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enter concrete which is porous, chipped
or cracked. The alternate freezing and
thawing of the water can cause surface
damage to the concrete."
However, Parks also noted the
concrete contained irregular air voids.
Parks report said, "It is evident from the
air void test that the spacing factor of the
air voids did not meet specifications."
He believes the carbon black (used
for color) in the concrete "impeded a
distribution of air particJes...thereby
reducing its durability."
The use of alternative de-icing agents,
such as urea, is being investigated,
according to assistant Facilities designer
Laura Barrett.
Paula Michele is an Evergreen senior
who has been [ollowing this issue since
January

Editorial Cartoons
More Editorial Cartoons
Hitler not offensive
Staff box
Washpirg defended
KAOS deja vu
Offensive headline
Femmes, Irish rebels
Calendar- don't miss it
"Daytime variation"
Africa on bicycle
Literature becomes math
Free puppies
Crimewatch ad
COMICS Comics comics
Satan smashes Superstar
Tales from Seepage '.
Typical Seepage
Invigorating Seepage

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Beach ·trail
exposure _
EVERGREEN--A man exposed
himself to· a woman who was walking on
the beach
trail . from F~Lot at
approximately 5:30 pm on Friday, April
l~
.
The woman was near the juncture of
the meadow trail and the path from FLot when a man wearing no clothes
walked from the woods toward her. She
told him his behavior was not acceptable,
and he responded saying, "You mean I
can't do this," and began to masturbate.
She told him she would continue to walk
ahead to meet her friends and did.
The man is described as a 5 foot, 10
inch Caucasian of medium build, in his
mid-20s, with shoulder-length blond hair
and a pale complexion. He carried a
square, brown canvas book bag.
Anyone with infonnation about this
incident, or who encounters any
suspicious behavior, is urged to contact
Security at x6140. Information and
counseling on safety and self-defense is
available by contacting the Women's
Clinic, x6200, or the Counseling Center,
x6S00.

Bike commuting
contest starting
THURSTON COUNTY--The Energy
Outreach Center is sponsoring the 4th
Annual
Thurston
County
Bicycle
Commuting Contest from May 1-31. Gift
certificates will be awarded. For more
infonnation contact Loring at 943-9595.
Save energy. Commute by bicycle! .

Will Humphreys
memorial service
EVERGREEN--A memorial service In
remembrance of Will Humphreys, a
founding faculty member of Evergreen
will be held Sunday, April 28 at 2 pm in
the Evans Library Lobby. Will died from
a heart attack in his home on April 7.
The memorial gathering will celebrate
Will's life with words and music. In the

Quote of the Week
"[I met] lot~ of people from New,Yark who

made me f~l _r~ally low-budget. , like this
real Hertz rent-a-car person. '[pause] No'.
Budget."

FMLN
speaker ,
discus·ses
revolution
movements

Lynda Barry, former CPJ managing editor, on her Evergreen
years. (Village Voice, 4/16/91") ,

Evergreen tradition, Will's friends,
colleagues, and students are invited to
bring hors d'oeuvres or cookies for a
reception following the memorial.
Those
who
wish
to
make
contributions in Will's memory may give
to the American Heart Association or the
American Diabetes Association.

UW multicultural
initiative passed
UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON-Last
Friday,
the
University
of
Washington's Faculty Senate approved a
"pluralism
in American
five-credit
society" requirement for undergraduate
students. Supporters of the pluralism
requirement said they wanted a plan that
could include courses about all special
social groups in American society, not
just classes dealing with ethnic groups.
This American Pluralism Requirement
(APR) was introduced as an amendment
to the Ethnic Studies Requirement (ESR)
which had been passed just a day earlier.
ESR
would
have
required
The
undergraduates to take five credits of
ethnic studies as part of their distribution
requirement, and listed possible classes in
African American, Asian American,
Chicano, Native American, and Jewish
cultures.
The APR proposal was drafted by
ophthalmology professor Robert Rodieck,
who said, "I believe we need to include
all the differences. (The ESR) is not
diverse enough." Rodieck said he wanted
the requirement to include courses
addressing age, sex, and physical and

Security Blotter
Friday, April 19
Monday, April 15
1638: A vehicle fire was reported near
A relatively quiet day at security.
the intersection of Evergreen Parkway
Tuesday, April 16 ,
1554: A mountain bike was reported and Overhulse.
1735: A nude man was reported to have
stolen from a vehicle in
1823: Multiple fire alarms were reported been on the path from Driftwood Road to
in all areas of. housing due to a short in the beach. A woman called to report that
the main cable leading to housing.
the same man was following her and
1840: A man was reported to have had a masturbating.
possible heart attack.
2212: A power outage, lasting I 1(2
Wednesday, April 17
minutes, effected the entire campus.
0010: Graffiti was reported in the 1st
Saturday, April 20
floor library mens restroom.
A relatively quiet day at security.
0540: A small group of residents was
Sunday, April 21
reported to be having a camp flfe in 0130: A man was reported to have
modular housing. A student manager -tfirown a trash can from the A dorm 9th
responded and the residents cooperatively balcony.
put the flie- out.
2336: A woman in modular housing
0645: The Deli reports a theft of ice reported that she was grabbed by an
cream.
unknown man when she leaned out her
1459: The grass and shrubs were reported window after hearing a noise.
to haye been tom up on Field 5.
Campus security preformed 38 public
1555: A light table was stolen from service calls(locks/unlocks, jumpstarts,
escorts, etc).
Library 2614
Thursday, April 18
A relatively quiet day at security.

SPEECH walk
for the earth

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by Scot Wheat
, The following are excerpts from a
speech given by Gladis Sibrian, FMLN
(Farabundo Marti National Liberation
Front) representative, in Seattle on
Saturday April 19. Sibrian participated in
a panel discussion titled "From
Oppression to Liberation," which included
perspectives from three other national
liberation movements; the PLO [Palestine
Liberation Organization]. the ANC
{African National Congress}. and the
NDF [National Democratic Front-Philippines].
There may ,be a "new world order,"
but the need for revolutions has not
changed.:.There are revolutionary forces
in the Philippines, amongst the
Palestinians, amongst the Salvadorans, the
Koreans, the South Africans, and from
many other countries which I am not
mentioning because the list is so long.
We face oppression, we face repression,
we face exploitation.
The need to create equality amongst
human beings on this planet is our
challenge. The demands of revolutionary
forces for truly democratic societies have
not changed. What has changed is our

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strategies, what has changed is our
tactics. Everything evolves, history moves
and advances. We, as revolutionary
forces, must confront these developments.
In EI Salvador, our program is to
resolve the crisis within our colonized
society which is based on the lack of
democracy, the level of control by the
armed forces over Salvadoran society,
and the level of social and economic
injustices ...There are fundamental factors,
which we call factors of power, such as
the political and diplomatic struggle, the
grassroots organizing, and now, after the
elections in EI Salvador--where the
democratic opposition won 38 seats in the
legislative assembly--there is coming a

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new parliamentary struggle which JUlderway, the United States used the
signifies another way to confront the ' United Nations to justify. that invasion.
But, in ~e case of EI Salvador, it is the
system.
As many of you know there are~ same administration which is und~ining
the role of the U.N. ·by accusing the
negotiations [between the FMLN and the
ARENA government] imderway in representative of the United Nations of
Mexico. We have initiated serious talks ,being too sympathetic to the proposals of
with the Salvadoran government as of our org~tion [FMLN].
April 1990 with mediation from the
On U.s. Aid To EI Salvador
United Nations. You may ask yourself
In Congress there has been
then, why this process has not broUght us
discussion of aid to Latin American
to a new sitiJation where we can declar
countries, including EI Salvador. Two
a cease fire?
The fundamental problem is that the days ago Congress separated EI Salvador
Salvadoran armed forces, as well as the
Salvadoran government, do not want to
end the war, do not want to change the
status quo. They aim to establish another
sixty years of military control, they aim
to maintain the concentration of the
wealth of the fifteen families [who
control over 90% of the land in EI
Salvador].
...Sectors of the right wing are
pressuring President Cristiani to not make
any advances, any progress, because they
believe that, if there is any peace, the
United States will no longer send the aid
which has enabled the armed forces to
become a new economic power. So
president Cristiani was forced to appear from these discussions and decided not to
on Salvadoran television assuring these vote on the issue of aid to EI
right wing groups that he will not reform Salvador ...That is not a responsible
for
the
United
States
the military as an institution. He also , attitude
stated that he will not change the government ...
We believe that it is in your hands
constitution.
to create peace in EI Salvador within the
The concept of the Salvadoran
government in regards to changes in the next year. If there are appropriations in
armed forces is one of self "cleansing." Congress where aid will continue to go
Self cleansing means that the military to El Salv~dor, the negotiations will not
will be prosecuting the same military. We bring any progress. But, if we see a real
can not accept this proposal. We believe change in Congress in the next few
that the cleansing process should be months, the Salvadoran government will
subject to political agreements and immediately be open and flexible enough
to sit down and discuss the important
overseen by the United Nations.
issues of political and military refonn in
EI Salvador.
On The U.N •
Scot Wheat is a regular contributor to
We have seen how the United States
the CPl.
has undermined the role of the United
Nations ... When the Persian Gulf war was

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Glaclis Siberlan-- "Work to create a
new order where humans are equal
and there are no oppressors or
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the ESR wouldn't have done.
Before the requirement becomes
official, the entire faculty will be given
the chance to review the change. If less
than 1 percent of the faculty (only 32 of
3,160 faculty members) return negative
comments
on
the
proposal,
the
requirement will become a permanent part
of the University Handbook rules for
Park. for
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undergraduate degrees.
OLYMPIA--A special mail-in election
will be held May 28 to decide the fate of
Olympia's open space. The Olympia City
Council and the city parks department,
OLYMPIA--See Olympia as you've working with citizens and neighborhood
never seen it before! SPEECH, the South groups, has created a plan to acquire and
Pugel
Environmental
Education develop parks and open spaces throughout
Clearinghouse, is sponsoring an April 28 the city. Along with state and federal
walking tour of the Olympia area, billed . grants and private donations, the city is
as SPEECH's First Annual Walk for the seeking a commitment from the people of
Earth. Walk participants will pass through Olympia to parks and open space, by
several parks and be met by experts at a asking voters to approve the raising of
of
environmental
hotspots, ten million dollars through a city-wide
range
including toxic waste sites and offices bond issue. The bond issue would raise
where officials decide city, county, and property tax about 60 cents for every
state policies. The entire walk is 16 thousand dollars of property.
The election, the first of its kind, will
miles, but participants can walk shorter
scctions of the rout or use bicycles. For be done completely through the mail.
more information, contact SPEECH at
786·6349.
Yet another error in the April IS CPI
cover story, "Multicultural representation
debated." The hlst paragraph· implie<\t.nat
Lee Hoemann wanted the presidential
search to fail, when in fact she stated just
OLYMPIA--The Columbia-Olympic th~ opposite. I am sorry for any ...
AIDS Services Task Force, or COAST, is misunderstandings this has caused.
a newly-formed AIDS fundraising and Tedd Kelleher, editor
service organization for the twelve
counties
in
Western
Washington
corresponding to AIDSNet Region 6. ,
COAST ' has been formed primarily to
develop fundraising events and activities
that can be implemented by local
committees in each of the local
communities in AIDS Net Region 6,
including Olympia and Thurston County.
The need for funds, particularly for grants
of cash assistance to PLWAs (people
\. Fresh
Living With AIDS), has been growing
I Roasted
dramatically in our area and COAST has
Daily
been formed to address this need.
COAST is currently organizing a
local fundraising committee for Olympia
and Thurston County. Once formed, this
513 eapnol Way
committee will immediately begin work
on producing a walk-a-thon in October to
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PL WAs and other projects. Anyone
interested in working on the walk-a-thon
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Some Stuff

disp~se
Cigaret1;e butts
lie rotting
outside
Community
Center

Properly

Correspondence by Dean Hale
Field Work by Garth Irons
Do you remember the movie "101
Dalmatians?" Think of it. Do you
remember how many dogs that was?
When they were all in one room? A
heap. Almost literally. Now, just to allay
any fears you may have about the
purpose of this letter, I want to tell you
it's not about heaps of dogs. That's
another matter entirely. But keep that
image of those dogs in your mind. Now
multiply their number by five. Well,not
actually that many. Let's assume four of
them died from some social disease.
Thal's 501 dogs. A big, furry, barking
mess.
Now, if you can make a leap of
logic, compare those dogs with cigarettes.
A difficult proposition, true, but at least
give it a try. Now imagine all those dogs
(cigarettes) standing, some sitting in front
of the community center. Now imagine
them dead. All used up (cigarette butts,
to continue the metaphor). Yuck. A pile
of rotting dog corpses that no one will

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·of tbose .doggies (butts)

by Scott Douglas
Catalina Mejfa, a dress-maker from
Usulutan, El Salvador, recently applied
for political asylum in the United States.
During her hearing before an immigration
judge, she testified that soldiers entered
her home, forced her family, at gunpoint,

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take away in front of the community
center. Now, given, there is a substantial
size difference between cigarette butts
and dogs, but then, corpses decompose.
They're biodegradable. And, as far as I
know, all 501 of the cigarette butts I
picked up the morning of Sunday; April
14 decompose a lot slower than a dog's
body. Some of them not at all.
Now, I have nothing against people
that smoke. Smoke all you like. After all,
I love dogs. I just don't like their corpses
sitting around. Just put the leftovers
where they belong. When your pet dies,

do you just flick it out the window?
Picture it. ,On freeways. All these dead
animals being hurled onto the pavement
at 60 miles per hour. That's the extreme,
of " course, and getting away from our
nice ecological community here. Just give
it a proper bUrial. Use the ashtray.
There's one of ' epic proportions right ,
there. In front of the community Center.
And I should mention that it wasn't
entirely empty. In addition to the 501 '
(actually, there were m,ore, but I ,
discarded the ones that looked , too
grotesque to '· pick up) butts on the

those bu~ " up before the grounds
maintenance crew did their rounds. So let
it be known that this is in no way
, criticizing them. They're wonderful. If it
wasn't for them, we might be knee deep
in the stuff right now. But hey, there' is
a bright side. With the butts; our concrete
~onoliths . don't look So,sterile. Yeah. At
least the campus looks "lived-in."
Neither Dean Hale nor .Garth Irons
have ever observed "a pile oj rotting dog
corpses ...."· Both gen.tlemen are currently
en~q lled in the Great' Bo()1G program, '

Snobby civil servant lectures ·sttident
Encounter ensues after truck sodomization
by John-Alan Salguero
Ah, Olympia, Washington, what a
place--the image of politicians, student
radicals, loggers, and beer, all in one
town. What more could one ask for?
Not too long ago I visited the
Washington State Library (quite a place,
if you like books; six floors and no

... the front end was
parked so far
underneath the back
of my truck that the
weight of a few
mosquitos or leaves
in the truck bed
would have been
suffiCiently heavy
enough to cave in
the hood of the car.
windows), and being an unwary visitor, I
inadvertently parked in a reserved space
in front of the library, right next to the
Capitol building.
I was in the library for fifteen
minutes and I returned to my truck to
find out that someone had parked their
car behind mine, blocking me in.
It was one of those long, low, sleek
Japanese sports cars--a11 nose and tail-and the front end was parked so far
underneath the back of my truck that the

weight of a few mosquitos or leaves in
the truck bed would have been
sufficiently heavy enough to cave in the
hood of the Car.
Standing there in the lot, I wondered
"what the hell?" Getting -parked-in was
not that awful, but this--it was like my
truck had been raped from the rear, like
it had just got it from behind by surprise.
It wasn't the fact Illat this vehicle
was parked behind me that irritated me,
it was the fact that the driver had
precisely maneuvered his car and it was
some macho extension of his personality
he had thrust his car under mine to say,
"There, how do you like that? Gotcha,
sodomized ya I:(uck."
The driver had left a soggy business
card under my wiper (of course it was
raining), so I trooped into the Capitol
building to find him. His secretary gave
me the wrong room number and I spent
more than an hour tracking him down.
Wandering throughout the Senate building
in shorts and a sweat-shirt (why dress up
to go to the Library), I got more than a
few strange looks from the legions of
Brooks Brothers clones and power-suited
exec-types which flooded the halls.
When I finally found him and asked

him to move his car, he looked at me in
my athletic clothes and gave me his very
best don't-you-know-how-lo.{iress-youa1ien-from-Mars look. He gave me a curt
speech about how it was a reserved
space, his space, and I should know
better. Of course, I apologized. But it
didn't matter; The Olympia · 'Police
shpwed up and gave me, a ticket for
illegal ,parking anyway.
Believe it or not, in ei~ht years of.
driving, 'in three different states, that was
the very first ticket of any kind that I
have ever gotten. I'm not bragging about
that, I'm sure that there are other drivers
out there who have a better record. The
ticket doesn't really bother me (and it
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about 29% of applicants from Nicaragua
were granted asylu!ll. and und~ 2% from
EI Salvador and Guatemala. The United
States maintains close political ' and
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stressed that rape is frequently used as a
method of torture by the Salvadoran
military, as it was in the case above.
Urge the Attorney General to use his
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by Scott A. Richardson
"Under the Evergreens" journeys west
for a paragraph this week, traveling 60
miles to Hoquiam to experience the
congregation of shorebirds at Grays
Harbor. At the end of April a million
, sandpipers and plovers stop there to build
energy and store fats, courtesy of
intertidal invertebrates--tiny worms and
crustaceans. Birders flock to Bowerman
Basin, the last mud flat covered by the
incoming tide, to watch dunlin,
dowitchers, and huge numbers of western
sandpipers busily probe the mud. The
spectacle is remarkable. See it yourself-the migration will peak as this column
hits the stands. Visit at high tide and be
struck with awe.
If you remain campus-boWld, the
spring migration of songbirds can provide
hours of enjoyment. The "wee-oo-wit!"
whistle of Pacific-slope flycatchers carries

clearly through the woods. High-tech
biology (mitochondrial-DNA sequence
determination) has shown the western
flycatcher to be two species, which have
been dubbed Pacific-slope and cordilleran.
The former is present in our area,
catching crane flies beneath the canopy
of Douglas-firs.
Marsh
wrens
and
common
yeUowthroats sing in the marshes which
surround Evergreen Parkway, blackthroated gray warblers sing ascending
zees from treetops, and woodpeckers
drum on the most resonant surfaces they
can find.
Siberian candyflower has started to
bloom, Indian-plum fruits have formed,
and trillium are beginning to show their
age, turning from white to pink. The air
is filled with pollen.
Scott Richardson gets excited by
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real~y was,n ' t even that cxpensive--five '
' . bucks~ and I paid It). '
I guess ,what bothers me about my ·
yisit to the Capitol is that I just have the
feeling that if I had driven a nice sedan,
hadn't had a TESC parking sticker oil my
window, and been wearing a suit I
wouldn't ' have ' been talked down by a
. snobby civil servant and wouldn't have
, goiten -3. ticket. Isn't that strange?
',Democracy, I love it. Next time I
visit the Capitol, I'll wear a toga.
" John-Alan Salguero is an Evergreen
Student.

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al
a local

lie face-down on the floor, and
accused the family of being guerrillas.
Qite Soldier toOk Catalina Mejfa outside,
, (again 8cc,used her of bCihg a guerrilla,
, and then raped her. ' Following this,she
was stopped on _ two occasions at
checkpoints, where she was harassed and
threatened, before being 'allowed to
continue after friends interceded.
, The immigration jtJdge ruled that her
rape ' did not constitute poLitical
persecution, but "was more because she
was a female convenient to a brutal
soldier acting only in his own self
interest" An appeal is pending before
the U.S. Board of Immigration Appeals.
Despite
the
overwhelmingly
documented human rights violations in EI
Salvador,
the
Immigration
and
Naturalization Service (INS) has a record
of denying asylum to 97% of Salvadoran
applicants.
The three nations with the most
asylum seekers are El Salvador,
Nicaragua, and Guatemala, all with fairly
equal numbers of applicants, around 35
or 40 thousand. INS statistics show that
. to

... there is a
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difference between
Cigarette butts and
dogs, but then,
corpses decompose.

These Cigarettes were delivered in a shoebox by the authors. We spread,
them out, took an "authentic photo," and then gathered them up again . . photo
by Amber Phelps

INS denies asylum to political ;r~fugees

ground,there were 31 in the ashtray. Of
coutse, this could merely .be one ni&!tt' ~
' work for only one dedicate<1 smllfer.
, M:a)'be~ strangely, that's all that
ashtray ,holds. . If that's the .-:case, we
would need LO buy sixteen more ashtrays
to take care of the little beasties'. And
I'm not sure that would look much
better.
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·The· insane · can not ·be exorcised

Recycle glass: save the world's energy
by Christopher Fondots
Packaging accounts for 75% of all
glass used in the United States. Most of
this is in the form of bottles and jars.
Glass' composes 10% of typical American
household garbage, and at Evergreen
glass containers still account for 8% (by
weight), of the contents In campus
housing dumpsters. As a whole,
Americans are recycling about 27% of
the' glass they use. Most of the remaining
28 billion glass bottles and jars are
landfilled. If they were stuffed inside the
twin towers of New York's World Trade
Center these containers would fill these
1,350-foot buildings once every two
weeks.
By recycling glass we have
substantial energy savings, avoid air and
water
pollution,
conserve
natural
resources, and free up landfIll space for
non-recyclables. We can reduce the
impact of our use of this material by
purchasing items in bulk and also by
choosing products contained in returnable-

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refillable bottles. Most of the glass we
consume though, is designed for a brief
one-time use. This glass can be easily
crushed into cullet which is then melted
down and remade into new glass
containers. Manufacturers use up to 32%
less energy by incorporating recovered
bottles and as a result most jars and
bottles already contain at least 25%
recycled glass.
The energy saved from recycling one
glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for
four hours, or run a television set for an
hour and a half. Recycling glass also
reduces related air pollution by 20% and
water pollution by 50% Mining wastes
involved with the extraction of raw sand,
soda ash, limestone and feldspar needed

for glass ,making, can be reduced by
almost 80%_when only 50% used glass is
employed in the process. ,
Refilling bottles has even less of a
negative impact on the environment than '
glass bottle recycling.
Returnable- .
reusable bottles are actually the most

The energy savings
were enough to
supply the annual
power needs of
3,441 homes
energy and mater.ia.l efficient method of
packaging our culture employs. Reftllable
bottles don't need to be melted down
before they are reused, so they save four
times as much energy as is required to
make a bottle from scratch. For 16% of
the energy needed to create a new bottle,
returnable bottles can be transported,

'The ·mechanics of HIV and AIDS explained
AIDS Brigade
by Doug Smith
AIDS is caused by a virus, HlV,
which attacks the bodies immune system,
making it less able to fight off disease as
time progresses. Because of this people
don't die of AIDS, but of the
opportunistic
infections
that
take
advantage of a weakened immune system,
This isn't clear to many people.
HlV, or human immunodeficiency
virus, must enter the body's bloodstream
directly--it's too fragile to survive
airborne for more than about 15 minutes.
Once in the blood, HIV attacks the
immune system by infecting primarily the
T4 lymphocyte--a necessary cell of the
immune system. HIV attaches itself to
the surface of the T4 cell, "injecting" its
contents. Once inside the T4 cell, HlV

inserts its genetic code into the T4's
DNA, altering its genetic signature. For
this reason, HIV is called a retrovirus.
This alteration of DNA allows the
HIV to multiply, using the T4 cell as a
host. HIV can lie dormant for years in
a host cell, eventually filling the cell's
walls. Once filled to capacity, the host
cell bursts, relcasing thousands of HlV
particles into the bloodstream. These
cells will each repeat the process in other

Question: What is the difference betwe~n
Joan of Arc and a schizophrenic?
'
Answer: A cou/Ne of centuries.

~ted. sterilized, and refilled. Locally

there ' are two , Companies that have
retUrned to the use of ~fillable bottles,
these being the , . Rainier , BI:ewing
Company in Seattle 'and , its ' sister
brewery, Blitz-Weinhard of Portland, Ore.
Both companies now reftll all their
single-serving beer bottles and taken
together they have reused 48 million
bottles in 1990 alone. This volume of
glass would have been enough to have
fIl1ed-the Kingdome seven feet deep with
glass bottles. The en~rgy ,savings were
enough to supply the annual power needs
of 3,441 homes. Rainier is now refilling
25% of its bottles and has set a goal to
refill 50% by 1992. Consumers of
Rainier, Blitz-Weinhard and G. Heileman
brands of beer can return their bottles
(preferably in the original cardboard
cartons) to a participating commercial
recycling center where they will receive
50 cents for each case.
Christopher Fondots writes a regular
recycling column.

thing to remember is that AIDS is not a
death sentence, especially with the drugs
available.
The celebrated AZT inhibits the
attachment of HIV to the T4 cell,
slowing the progression toward AIDS.
Doug Smith
Programs are available for those that
cannot afford AZT's high price. Both
HlV Intervention Program, or HIP, and
T4 cells. '
Deterioration of the immune system AIDS Perscription Drug Program, or
causes an increasing susceptibility to fatal APDP, provide medication to ·households
disease. Most common in full-blown of income below about $2000/month and
AIDS are pneumosystis pneumonia carinii are available throughout the state. You
(PCP), and Kaposi's sarcoma.
In can get hold of HIP by calling Becky
addition, the weakened immune system Martelli at 586-8329, or APDP by calling
makes people vulnerable to discases they, Olympia AIDS TaskForce at 352-2375.
would otfierwisc be able fend off. Feline
Doug Smith writes a regular column
Luekemia is a common diagnosis in about AIDS issues.
many AIDS patients. The most important

disturbed teenager.

by Chrw Bader

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Joan of Ali: heard voices and saw
strange lights and . visions. She was
ordered by other-worldly entities to begin
an uprising. In other words, by today's
standards, she was 'insane. There are
many people who claim similar
phenomena who spend ..their lives in
mental hospitals.
. It i~ ~ sticky issue determining what
IS a religIOUS experience and what is a
mental one For the most part r respect
.
.
the nght of each religious group to
believe what I't wants . Howe ver, I fiound
. " on
the recent , hl'ghly rated"
, exorcISm
the television news-magazine 20/20 to be
a path~c example of a strong-armed
church Imposing its will on a mentally

by Inga Musica
I: Read any great books lately?
B: Lately? I'm reading Descartes right
now for the program but I'll tell you
what I'm reading to keep my sanity. I'm
reading Meneken. HL. Meneken. y'ou
heard a him?
I: I think so, what'd he write?
B: He wrote' a whole buncha stuff.
I: When was the last time you had an
altercation with a family member?
B: My goodness .. J don't remember. It
musta been a very long time ago. It
musta been with one of my parents.
Maybe I just kinda forget that kind of
thing. I don't altercate very often.
I: What can you tell me about the Fourth

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of July?
B: Well, when I was young it was
alwaY$ my favorite holiday. I don't much
like f1(eworks, so it wasn't the fireworks.
I: Who do you think bumed the free
box?
B: Oh, I imagine it was done as a joke.
Seems like it was more a joke gone bad
than it was malicious.
I: Who would you like to know that was
famous, dead or alive.
B: Dead or alive? I think I'd like to
know Mark Twain. I'd like to know
Charlie. Charlie Darwin.
I: Ever been to Calaveras COmIty?
B: Yes, I've been there--where the
jumping frog is? I've never been to the

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It was obvious from the start that
tremendous. performance pressure was put
upon the g1(1 by the televisI'on crew
•. , the
priest and his numerous helpers.
For example, on the day of the
exorcism, Gina was brought to the
convent~ unaware of what was to happen.
The pnest, off camera, indicated that

possessed people cannot Stand ,the sight
of holy objects or thd taste of holy water.
Nevertheless, Gina drank a large-glaSS of
holy w~r given to her without difliculty.
. It wasn t until, Gina became aware that
ail exorcism was in the works that she
began to cringe at the sight of a cross,
and ~t was mostly because the priest
had It pressed harshly ,against her
forehead as he shouted at her.
The priest further mentioned that
Gina was being fIrmly held down by the
others in the room so that she would not
levitate. I thought to myself, why not let
your personal beliefs, I hope that we can
call a person what they are. What we
saw on 20(20 was a strong armed priest
imposing his will on a girl with multiple
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her do it? That would prove to me that
something was happening.
At any rate, after hours of verbal
a~use from the priest, during which time
Gina was "posseSsed" by multiple
~emons,the exorcism was over. All
Involved said it was completely,
successful.
N
ever mind the fact that Gina is still
hearing voices and had to be returned to '
M'lami Children's Hospital fior heavy
tranquilizers.
I usually try to
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comments in the cOlumn:Vtwri:r~on~
can't help it tho tim
R
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IS
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egar ess of

, For those of you who are not
familiar with the exorcism, it involved a
16-year-old girl from Florida, named
Gina, who frequC9tly lapsed into
psyc;:hotic 'episodes during -which she
claimed to be a female demon named
"Minga" or an "Mrican native" named
"Zion."
Gi~' s mother took. her daughter to
a psychiC ,before asking for the help of
the Cath?lic church, which arranged for
3Il ~xorcism at a convent in Wellington,
F10nda and for the 20/20 crew to film it.

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jumping frog contest but I've been to
Calaveras County.
I: What'd you do there?
B: I think we were on a field trip.
' Collecting insects. I think that was the
occasion.
I: Ever smoke Borkum Riff!
B: No. I get this (tobacco) from Mario's.
It's a plain Burley. It's yer basic tobacco
with no flavor. I don't think I ever tried
Borkuin Riff.
I: Ya, but the words "Borkum Riff' are
cool, dontcha think?
B: Yes, they are.
I: Who's your favorite ' person at
Evergreen?
B: Oh boy ...That's hard to say. All my
friends are at Evergreen now. Been there
21 years. Let's see ... Steve Herman. Pete
Sinclair. Rudy Martin. Tom Grissom. I
s 'pose those are the four I know the best.
Gail Martin too.
I: Is that Rudy's wife?
B: Ya.
l: How do you think the rain affects
people?
B: I think it probably depresses most
people. 1 don't think it's the rain as
much as it is the gray sky. It's like
living inside a ping pong ball. No, I
think it's more than that. I think it's the
changes. Mter it's sunny for awhile the
rain kinda picks people up.
I: What's the heaviest piece of furniture
you moved lately?
B: A couch. A davenport couch. We
were having a carpet installed.
I: Do you have a library at home?
B: Yes. You wanna know the nature of
it?
I: Sure.
B: Well, there's a lot of general stuff and
a lot of insect stuff and then general
natural history.
I: Whaddya tfiink of La Cucharacha?

B: . La Cucnaracha? Well, they're
interesting critters. Every cockroach I've
looked inside of has a parasitic worm in
its intestine. Every one of 'em. Never
seen a cockroach without one. It's kinda
interesting too cos' they've been on the
earth so long. There's one that lives in
the desert and it swims through the sand
like a fISh in the water. Don't know if
that one has a worm though. Never
looked at it.
I: Don't you think it's kinda gross to be
looking at the worms in cockroaches
intestines?
B: Ha, ha, ha .. .1 don't know. I don't
think it's gross. I don't know why I was
looking in the fIrst place. I guess I was
just looking to see how it was built
inside.
I: Are cockroaches and scarabs the same
thing?
B: No. Scarabs are beetles. Cockroaches
are just cockroaches. Different order of
insects.
I: Do you have all Gary Larson's
entomologist jokes on your office wall?
B: No, but I enjoy them all.
I: Do you know if he's a vegetarian?
B: God, I hope noL Are you?
I: Ya What was the last meat you ate?
B: Last meat I ate ...Last night I ate
sausage.
I: What kind?
B: Musta been pork. Aren't most
sausages pork?
I: Have you ever seen 'em make
sausage?
B: Ya. Now that's gross. That's a lot
grosser than a cockroach's intestinal
worms.
This weeks mystery interview was
with the pipe smoking Bob Sluss.
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love them or you hate them.

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Teachers' strike"is a crusade ''for ,'e ducation
by Micbelle Minstrell
Washington State Teachers began a
crusade for quality education las~
Thursday by mounting a statewide strike.
I talked to' a prominent teacher from my
high school as I tried to understand the
teachers' quest
Why are they striking so late in the
school year? The state works on a
biennium budget, reviewing it every two
years. Two years ago, on the heels of a
projected surplus of state monies, the
legislature promised that next session
something would be done to increase
educational funding. A strike by teachers
in the fall would not hold any weight as
our state Legislature is not in session in
the fall. Teachers feel now is the only
time to reach the legislators.
Legislators were "warned" by many
teachers on February 13, 1990 when
some districts held a half-day walk out,
showing what would happen if nothing
was done about school funding. The
teacher I talk to picketed in his
downtown
community during that day
and reported getting twenty "thumbs up"
to one "finger" from passing motorists.
The teacher also describes . positive
support from the community for this
week's strike as well.
Teachers in his particular district are
not even allowed to enter the school
building in which they regularly teach.
District officials are apparently afraid that
if something malicious should happen, the
striking teachers would be to blame.
Last Friday, teachers from allover
the state held a rally at the Capitol
Building. That day marked the deadline
for any new piece of legislation to be
accepted by the Legislature for discussion
during this session. Around 13,000
teachers, parents, and students auended
the rally, making the event the largest
legislative group ever to assemble before
the Capitol and, just as with Evergreen
students, not many were allowed into
either the House or Senate Chambers. On
Monday, a few teachers from the Seattle
area began a trek to Olympia on foot,
carrying their message to Legislators.

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next two years for teachers. (The teachers
did receive a 6% pay raise last year
while the cost of living rose 8.5% in the
same time period.) However, if the
teachers remain out on strike for more
than four days, and the Legislature
decides to withhold pay for the strike
days and then dismiss those days from
the yearly 180 school day requirement,
the loss in pay the teachers will incur
will be greater than the gain they receive
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teachers' strike is gaining more local
their district's teachers based on the cost is exploring a court injunction to order
control of school levies. By raising the
of living in that area. It does not make
the teachers back to work, canceling the
levy lid, each school district would
sense to have a gen.eric pay scale on the
teachers' fight This teacher said he
conicol their own levies rather than the
statewide level. If the levy lid were
would rather be in the classroom, but not
whole state regulating them. Through
raised, there would still be' a state
at the price of dignity.
this, teachers feel schools will be more
minimum but the local districts would be
Within
the
Legislature,
the
responsive to community input and get a
able to make their own adjustments from
Republican Senate is now uRtraditionally
there, just as the districts are now
better representation of the community's
more generous than the Democratic
wants. Class size is an issue that could
allowed to set funding for administrative
House toward educational funding. The
be dealt with on a local level, asking the
and classified positions.
Senate cuts the money pie by giving
parents of the children what they want
Why are they going through all of
educational funding $200 million more
for their kids and what they would be
this trouble for a strike? They believe in
than the House allots and Social and
willing to fund beyond the state
what they are doing, they believe in their
Health Services less, maintaining that if
minimum.
cause. Quality education for the future . we do a good job in the schools, there is
Currently, most school levies can
of our state. My teacher said they are not
less of a need for Social and Health
"rabble-rousers," they do not want to Services in the future.
only ask for a maximum 10% local
funding over the state's basic support.
cause trouble, but he believes something
To voice your opinion on the issue,
The local levy also has no control over
must be done about education in call the Legislative Hotline at 1-800-562the ratio of certified employees to
Washington State. He affirms that quality 6000 and leave a message for your local
education is a two way street and the representative briefly describing your
students, now state-set at one certified
employee .p er 1000 students. Certified
schools hold as much obligation to views. Teachers, parents, and students are
produce effectiveness audits as the equally encouraged to call.
employees include teachers, counselors,
Legislature has obligation to fund
and librarians. So if a district chooses to
Michelle Minslrell wants people to
teachers' efforts.
Governor Booth undersland underlying issues involved in
have a counselor, it will lose a potential
Gardener says that nothing will be done the teachers strike.
teacher position, raising class size.
about it and the teachers might as well
Also, diverse metropolitan areas
go back to the classroom. The Legislature
want the choice to include pay raises for

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Resentment characterizes 'PC' attitudes
Trend toward
totalitarianism
by Jean Paul
The following essay is in response
to an article written by Eugene Genovese,
published in the April 15 issue of "New
Republic. " The article, entitled 'Heresy,
Yes--Sensitivity, No' is a review of
Dinesh
D'Souza's
book
Illiberal
Education. Both Genovese's article and
D'Souza's book deal with current issues
of debate and certain prevailing attitudes
on college campuses across the United
States.

In his review, Genovese describes
certain dominant trends in our colleges.
Colleges are described as places where
professors, are warned to "watch their
mouths, lest they offend the sensibilities
of their students," and faculty and
administrators are "uninterested in
academic standards and hostile to
academic freedom." Genovese correctly
implies that these types of attitudes and
practices are damning to our institutions
of higher education and that, if left
unchecked, they wlll "transform every
institution into an instrument of political
correcbless. And that, to speak precisely,
is totalitarianism."

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What exactly is political correctness? frustrated individuals. That their anger
This is a question I often ask myself. . and frustration has a very valid basis I
The only answer I have been able to will not disagree with; what I do disagree
come up with so far, based upon with, however, is the means by which the
Evergreen standards, is that political. politically correct individuals push their
agenda.
In simple terms, political
correcbless
adds up to intellectual
... political correctness Is
terrorism.
more of an attitude than
The reason that politically correct
any set of beliefs.
individuals give for their terrorist
approach to education is that they are
correcbless is more of an attitude than making up for past injustices. As we all
any set of beliefs. This attitude can best know, in the history of this nation there
be termed "as a politics of resentment. has been violent nice, class, and gender
The guardians of political correcbless on
the whole seem to be very angry and see PC, page 9

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Hitler flyer not
offensive'
In response to a 'grievance' aired in
the ApriI18,CPJ concerning the .flyers ~f
Adolf Hitler as "Vegetarian of the
Month,~ I'd like to vent a few ~inions
. of my own.
.
Ves, Evergreen is an 'openplace'as
long as one thinks and acts 'correctly.'
To me at least. the flyers were hardly
ambiguous, in fact it's pretty obvious that
they represented a rather biting attack
against certain self-styled, self-righteous
individuals who would make their values
me values of others.
The funny thing is, Hitler was a
rabid vegdarian, anti-vivisectionist,
teetotaler, anti-tobacco fascist, and a lot
other things besides that may strike many
of us as Virtuous. Yet Hitler was no
paragon of virtue, but rather a devil.
Besides, Hitler-'s notoriety makes him
much more useful tool of social satire
than for example fellow vegetarians and
rabid anti-semite, the composer Richard
Wagner.
I do not claim to represent the
opinions of others, (and do not deny my
right to my own opinion) but the flyer
was for me no more offensive than
intolerant aUitudes that pass as 'virtue'
promUlgated by the various "PC" dogooder nazis ' who are alas, all-too
common at Evergreen. .
Dylan Deal

WashPIRG active
organization
In the April 18 edition of the CPl,
James ' Egan proposed that WashPlRG
wastes student fees on excessive posters
The pizza served at the
and pizza.
meeting to which Mr.Egan refers was
donated by local businesses. The use of
posters and flyers is a common technique
used by many organizations, in order to
make as many individuals as possible
aware of opportunities for them to help
orgal)ize and participate in the activities

PC, from page 8
based discrimination. This .is the history
of our nation. The guardians of political
correcbless claim that this violently unjust
discrimination,
which
is
now
institutionalized, needs to be atoned for.
They are here to 'correct' these injustices.
The elimination of discrimination is
claimed to be the aim of their agenda.
I think that all concerned, aware,
human
beings
will
agree
that
institutionalized discrimination needs to
be
done
away
With yesterday.
Discrimination is a true evil. This view
of discrimination as being inherently evil,

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of the group: WashPIRG . at ,Evergreen
has ~ent1y .d ecided to reduce the u"se, of
posters and flyers, replacing them with
increased use of the m;dia.
' . Mr. Egan states that WashPIRG .
should succumb to "natural' selection."
The Evergreen ' State College chapter of
WashPIRG .was established by a majority
vote of the student bQdy iIi 1983, and its
continued existence is voted upon every
two years. Last year 97% of the over
1000 students who voted, elected to
support the chapter.
WashPIRG's
allocation of funds is decided by its
board of directors, which is composed of
s.tudents from Evergreen and the
University of Washington.
Their .
decisions are based on decisions made at .
chapter meetings which are open to
anyone who is interested in attending and
contributing their views. .. Any student
who wishes to waive the WashPIRG fee,
is free to do so by simply signing a
waiver. To aid students in making this
decision in the future, some of
WashPIRG's recent accomplishments are
listed here.
In 1990 WashPIRG gathered 25,000
signatures to strengthen the federal Clean
Air Act
During February of 1991
WashPIRG's environmental lobbying
produced three notices of intent to sue
Washington's worst violators of the Clean
Water Act. Nationwide PIRGs are
currently working on a campaign aimed
at producing legislation to reduce the
generation of toxics, and to improve the
Clean Water Act
During fall quarter WashPIRG at
Evergreen published an Evergreen
Campus Environmental Audit, showing
how Evergreen uses resources and
disposes of wastes. Copies of the audit
are available in the WashPlRG office and
the Library. An environmental voter's
guide was published in the CPJ before
the November elections.
This guide
showed how local candidates stood on
issues of growth management, clearcutting,
and
budget . cuts
for
environmental concerns.
A Global
Awareness Dinner to spread awareness on
however, does not seem to be one that
the politically correct hold. They seem
to view discrimination as a relative evil.
If they . are personally affected by

I see the guardians of
political correctness not
as being concerned with
ending discrimination ...
discrimination then it is termed evil; if it
is they who discriminate, it is not. It
seems that the politically correct believe
they can separate the end (the elimination
of institutionalized discrimination), from

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the unequal distribution of food and other
resources among different populations
throughout the world was held on
November 14. The food was donated
locally, and over $500 in donations was
raised for Bread and Roses, a downtown
Olympia
shpi~er.
Students also
coordinate<. a pwjec. lilat identified toys
posing Sl!fety hazards to small children,
and organized a news conference to
spread awareness of the problem.
In the Winter Quarter WashPIRG
organized a letter writing campaign
demanding that representatives support an
energy policy emphasizing conservation
and alternative energy sources. A display.
on the potential costs of President Bush's
current energy policy was presented.
WashPIRG
also designed displays
informing students on where, what, and
how to recycle on campus. . Information
required to support a better recycling
program on campus was gathered through
three waste stream analysis projects.
This quarter the projects WashPIRG

is working on are a Hunger Clean Up,
and Citizen Enforcement of the Clean
Water Act. A teach-in on hunger and
homelessness in Olympia was arranged
for April 17.
We are organizing a
hunger clean up on May 25. Participants
will work for three hours preparing a
new facility for Bread and Roses.
Individuals and businesses can sponsor
them for this event, and all the funds
raised will go to Bread and Roses.
Citizen enforcement of the Clean
Water Act involves researching pennits of
local industries, and checking to see
which permits are being exceeded. We
are also organizing a stream walk on
May 19 to fmd industries which are
dumping without permits. LeSal action
will be taken against violators. If you
would like to become involved in either
of these projects, come to our chapter
meetings on Wednesday at 5 pm outside
of Library 3228, or call the office at 8666000 x6058.
John Gabriel

the
means
used
to
get
there
(institutionalized discrimination).
I see the guardians of political
correcbless not as being concerned with
ending discrimination, but rather as being
concerned with the all too human
considerations of social status, power, and
prestige. Our guardians have found in
political
correcbless
a
seemingly
impregnable veil to hide behind while
they climb the ladder df power. What I
suggest is that this veil is not as
impregnable as is assumed and that it is
the duty of those students who value
academic freedom and scholarly integrity
to continually question the politically

correct. Politically correct tactics "could
never
be
sustained
without
the
complicity... [of those] at whom they are
directed," says Genovese. Academic
integrity, by its very nature, demands
rigor and honesty. Maybe when the real
reasons for political correcbless are thrust
into the light we can recognize them for
what they are and thel} be allowed to
again learn in freedom. "The defense of
academic freedom requires an all-out
counterattack by a coalition that cuts
across all the lines of politics, race, and
gender. It is time to close ranks," says
Genovese

Jean Paul is a Evergreen Student.

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Arts & Entertainment
Friday
5 - 9:30 AM Dancing
Barefoot - variety & suchlike
9:30 - 10 AM ' Second Opinion
with Erwin Knoll - interview
10 AM - 1 PM Mouthing
Off - call-in public affairs
1 - 4 PM The Rhythm Rug - R
& B, rap, reggae
3:15 - 3:45 PM Crossroadsmulti-cultural public affairs
4 - 7 PM First Peoples'
Coalition - Native American &
more
7 - 10 PM Bring the Noise rap to the max!
10 PM - 12 AM
Outernational/Synergistic Roots reggae
12 - 2 AM Borscht Circuit
Radio - techno-folk
2 - 4 AM Cream of Broccoli soup to nuts
Saturday
7 - 10 AM Light Breakfast New Age & acoustic
10 - 11:30 AM Round Table storytelling
11:30 AM - 1 PM When You
Wish Upon a Star - showtunes
1 - 5 PM EI Mensaje del Aire in Spanish, music & news
5 - 8 PM Othersounds - bizarre
noises from allover
8 PM - 12 AM Hideawayblues 'n' news
12 - 2 AM Strange Angels way-out-there weirdness
2 - 4 AM Gothic Tendencies darkness and light
Sunday
7 - 10 AM The Classic Hick classical and more
10 AM - 1 PM Sister Sound women's music
1 - 3 PM Hands on the Dial new programmers on the air
3 - 5 PM EOC's Foundation
Gospel - feel the spirit!
5 - 8 PM Gyrimbo Sessions Afro-Pop & world beat
8 - 11 PM The Beat - goes on
11 PM - 1 AM Keep This
Frequency Clear - rap, R & B
1 - 3 AM The Festering Umlaut
- punctuating rock 'n' roll
Monday
5 - 9:30 AM Notes from the
Underground - folk. & variety .

9:30 - 10 AM New Voices news & public affairs
lOAM - 1 PM Kaleidoscope of
Sound - world. music
i , - 3:30 PM Soap. & Dog
Bones show - ' world, beat
3:30 - 4 PM New Voices news & public affairs
4 - 6 PM Ritmo y Mas - salsa
& samba
6 - 8 PM Radio Babel - latest .sounds from Africa

1 - 4 PM The ' Umoja Show .; ,
4 -5 PM Drive-Time Story
Hour - sometimes very strange!
, African-American music &
5 - 7 PM Swing, Session - big
public affairs
band music
'4 - 7 PM Linger Awhile - just
7 - 9 PM Tuesday Night the jazz,Ma'am!
tomorrow's classics tonight
7 - 9 PM Texas Gumbo 9 - 10 PM Hello Olympia - live sounds from the southwest
.
comedy
9 - 10 PM Comme C'est
10 PM - 12 AM Jigsaw Radio- . Bizarre - French language &
rock, roll, & rock
Afro-Pop
12 - 2 AM Lawrence of
. 10 PM - 12 AM 4th Dementia Olympia - roll, roll, & rock
rock from the Beyond
12 - 2 AM All You Can Eat delicious rock 'n' rap
2 - 4 AM Drastic Plastic - rock
while you sleep

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This is the Spring 19,91 schedule.
Read it now because you won't
see it here again.
8 - 10 PM Indigenous Peoples'
Network - Native American
music & ·news
10 PM - 12 AM World of Sin really depraved rock ' n' roll
12 - 2 AM Cheez Death - ohso-heavy metal
2 - 4 AM Bob, the Man who
Hates Calculus - hate it with him
Tuesday
5 - 9:30 AM It's Milo in the
Morning!
9:30 - 10 AM Cycle-Babblecall in with your bike questions
10 AM - 1 PM Wimmin Do
This Every Day - women's
music, interviews

Institute for
Social Ecology
1991 Summer Programs
in Plainfield, Vennont

Ecology and Community
Design for Sustainable
Communities
Women and Community
Development
Social Ecology and
lIigher Education
Master's of Arts in
Social Ecology

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1 - 4 PM Global Perspective public affairs & music
2 - 4 AM The David Pleiman
Show - rock, roll, & roll
Wednesday
5 - 9:30 AM Boomerang
Pancakes - folk & great stuff
9:30 - 10 AM This Way Out news of the gay community
10 AM - 1 PM Wheels of the
World - Celtic

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5 - 9:30 AM ' Thursday
mornings, now with new host
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9:30 - 10 AM Crossroadsmulti-cultural perspectives
10 AM - 1 PM Canto Libre music of Latin America
1 - ,3: 30 PM Afternoon
Delight - public affairs & music
3:30 - 4 PM This Way Out news of the gay community
4 - 7 PM Jazz Medium - rare
cuts!
7 - 9 PM American Anecdotes bluegrass
9 - 10 PM Page 77 - spoken
word
10 PM - 12 AM Screams in the
Darkness - hardcore & punk
12 - 2 AM Scum Pit - not for
the faint of heart
2 - 4 AM Oitch a brand new
show in its infancy!

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You will awake tomorroW with
mealwonns wriggling between your toes.
Don't sit too close to the television; the
harmless, everyday radiation from the
common -color 'television is enoUgh to
cause eye sterility in those between the
ages of seventeen and twenty-five. Travel
to exotic locales is not in your future. do
your homework instead.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
You will soon find yourself
wandering aimlessly through Yelm. Keep
an eye out for the Tomb of the Unknown
Local Thrash Bad. Drinking more than
one can· of Coke later this afternoon will
turn your teeth purple, and nobody will
be' impolite enough to tell you, so you'll
go around all evening with purple teeth.
Clean out the house, and performance
will improve or your 'IllQney back.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Camels will eat your homework, but
the fleas they leave behind will band
together and petition your professor to
give you credit for it anyway. Don't
vacuum this weekend; it's considered bad
luck for a Pisces to engage in household
chores when Saturn is rising in the
quadrant of the Sheltie dog. Salt burns
can be avoided this week by liberally
applying Shedd's Spread Country Crock
to your body.

graces A&E , p'a ges
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Virgo (Aujrnst 23-September 22)

. Redheads will . scam yow: pocket
If you begin saving money now, you
money for some ,obscure poster drive.
will . have ·it later. Unscramble the . key
Waxing eloquent in class will earn you , and find the . secret 'code to lifelong
the undying respect of your peers. Don't
happiness. Bookkeeper will win you
let the hum reach your throat. Quixotic
bonus points. Complex threnodies will
Vancouver awaits you.
haunt your toenails tonight as you sleep.
Going to sleep early will gready reduce
Taurus (April 20·June 20)
your chances of drowning in styrofoam
peanuts.
Aliens will steal your parking sticker
and call Housing. Don't take the
Libra (September 23-0ctober22) ·
shopping car which seems to have wheels
aligned. Watch for owls in the hallways.
If you skip your next class, you will
Acting friendly will earn you new
of your life.
regret it for the rest
acquaintances. \ Don 't' believe the hype
Reading your horoscope underscores your
(weeee).
basic insecurity regarding your social
standing. Redeem yourself by putting a
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
pair of boxer shorts on your head and
running around campus yodeling ancient
Don't put the lobster in the bubbling
Hindu scriptures, Albert will not be
cauldron. Take the thumping noise to
pleased.
heart and shift your carton of milk a
half-inch to the left. Apologize to
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
someone for- blatantly plagiarizing them
' in one manner or anomer. 1>on't roll over
Cracking ice while on acid will yield
in your sleep, or you may awaken in
many rewards, Don't forget the
strange place. Pushing back deadlines will
Wintergreen Life-Savers. Lend a good
yield you 48 bonus points in the future. , friend five bucks ,for no reason at all. If
Leo (July 23-August 22)
The next time you use "air quotes,"
Mark Hamill will step out of the shadows
in a black leather trench coat and beat
the shit out of you. Check beneath
fmgernails for ' lurking Republicans. If
cleanliness is next to godliness f9r you,
it is times to seek a more interesting
religion. Satiate the Shrike before
attempting your next endeavor.

you never ask for it later, you will lead
a long and prosperous life. Walking on
your roommate's dirty clothes will earn
you their unmitigating respect and
adulation. unless they live in a
rectangular in which case you'll probably
just get yelled at
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Another helpful hint to dealing with

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' at Far Side
by Andrew Hamlin
Fans of the late, lamented Matchbook
can take heart; that band's bassist,
Jonathan Locke, is back in action with a
new band called April Knows Everything,
The band, which also includes guitarist
and vocalist, Dave Beck, lead guitarist
Scott Becker, and drummer Steve Burns,
plays "blues and jazz-influenced rock,"
has a three song demo tape featuring
"Mister Ivory," "Send It On," and their
distinctive cover of America's "Three
Roses." They have a repertoire of fifteen
songs, all but four of which are originals,
and they'll play Monday night, May 6, at
the Far Side Tavern, at 10815 Roosevelt
NE (comer of Northgate Way and
Roosevelt). Show up and make'em happy.
To order the demo tape, call Steve Burns
at 368-8713 or Jonathan Locke at 783-

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Economical revolUtionary .· recordings
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On the "cheap scale," this tape was

no bargain.
But after four or five
minutes of furrowed brow contemplation,
I purchased the $5.99 extravagance. Like
a shady dream this raucous album sways
between religion and sex; nightmarish,
yet tidy and well organized, · it careens
into a PC nightmare. Hallowed ground
was worth every pricey penny.
My friend Holly Hoffman used to
play this tape habitually. She and Emily
Dagg would sit in Debate class and
discuss the deep meanings the Femmes
were feeding them. Perhaps I was too
young. Perhaps I still am.
The Femmes want us to think. OK,
so I'm thinking. I'm thinking that I don't
particularity like the themes on hallowed
ground. Maybe that's the point.
"Did he, did he, did he, die on that
cross? And did he, did he, did he, come
back across?" Do you hold your head
high because -- "Jesus' walking on the
water'?" The Femmes do. Should I?
"I dig the Black Girls;" Gordon Gano
chants.
White girls, black boys, white boys;
who is faster, smarter, and harder?
Gordon knows. He's a product of the
sexual revolution and has had them all,
(or so he's lead us to believe). Will the
lord of hosts hide him? Will he hide
you?
"Could I buy you some jewelry or
somethin'? Would you go out with me or
somethin'? Would you sleep with me or
somethin'?" I cringe. I twitch.
There's something on this tape to
offend everyone. God freaks and angry
atheists--look out; sexual springboards
and severe celibates--here it is; placid
pool people and aggressive demons-- your
call is coming; morning and evening;
honest and lying; jazz and thrash; country
and cosmopolitan; sunshiny, blue-willow

pattern fiends and teJlows alike--give it a
listen.
My favorite song on'tht: album 'seems
pretty da,m non-offensive , ' after you
compare it with the other tracks, Artistic
impressionism, she says insecurely, ar-tistic immmmpressshhhion-ism.
I hear the rain, I hear the ra-in,
I hear the rain, gotta kill the pain.
I hear lhe rain, I hear the ra-in,
I hear the rain, gOlta kill the pain.
Bury me out 011 the lone prairie
prairie water washing over me.
Bury me out on the lone prairie
friendly the calls of a coyote.
I hear the rain (chorus again)
Bury me out in the lone city
sewer water, color of my tea.
Bury me out in the lone city
sewer water washing down, out to the ,
sea.
Their sound is gregarious and raw.
Stampeding
instruments
with
the
occasional a cappella interlude to get
your attention.
That's what the

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~ordin~ quality equals that of the
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Femmes want, our attention. These are checked out from the Public Library in
not 'the croonings of revolutionaries, they the eighth grade.
.
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don't propose the album be canonized
The _ thoughtful lyrics and -an
(though much of it already is). They only , uplifting cause almost save my attention;
suppose to knock the coins off our but not quite. POP, it's ejected after the
weighted eyes.
third song. Irish Revolutionary Songs
might be worth purchasing if your band
"VARIOUS ARTISTS"
is looking for material to remake. For
IRIS/{ REVOLUTIONARY SONGS
any other purpose 1 would not
OLYMPIC REcoRDS
recommend it, at any price. Enough
said.
In the future 1 will be more
RJ. Nesse searches for affordable
suspicious when the cassette cover makes music alternatives, and wanls to hear
no reference to the artists enclosed. But about yours. Come in and see the talking
as a pale person living in an environment bird (get it, "cheap, cheap"?) in Library
where ethnic diversity is celebrated, I 2510.
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performed by the Brauvura String Quartet at the Capitol Theater, in a benefit for the Olympia Film Society. Also on the bill: pieces by
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Singer TAMARA MAPISON-SHAWand
the dance/music team of CHRISTIAN
SWENSON AND ANDY SHAW WITH
THE JAY CLAYTON QUARTET appear
at the New Works Festival at On The
Boards in Seattle, 153 14th Avenue,
today through the 28th. Call 325-7901 for
info.
"AFRICA ON A BICYCLE" is a lecture
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"AMACORD" and "SATYRICON," two
of FeIIini's big ones, show tonight at the
Spring Quarter International Film Festival
in Lecture Hall 3, 8 and 10:15 pm
respectively. Free. Call 866-6000 x6178.
Anyone interested in performing in or
helping out with (theater tech, etc.) the
SPRING STUDENT CONCERT should
come to COM 338 at 1 pm today. For
information call Ursula at 956-3683.
In a rare Friday show at the North Shore
Surf Club. with POISON IDEA, DUMPT
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under. CaIl 754-6670 (OFS) or 754-5378
presents its 9th annual · SYMPHONY
(theater) for info.
SOIREE POPS CONCERT tonight at 8
pm at the Frederick and Nelson Court in
The Countywide BIKE COMMUTER
Capital Mall. Wine. Cheese. Popcorn.
The Acting Company of Kennedy Center
CONTEST, sponsored by the Energy
Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the
presents Shakespeare's ROMEO AND
Outreach Center, runs today through the
door. Limited seating, get your tickets
JULIET tonight at 8 pm, the Washington
31 st, for info call Lyle Tribwell at 943now at Yenny's, Frederick and Nelson, or
Center for the Performing Arts. 512 S.
4595 .
The Olympia Symphony (753-0074).
Washington Street in Olympia. Tickets
The BRAVURA STRING QUARTET -. are $20.50 and $24 for a~ults,,, $18.50
Chuck Bailey, education director for the
plays tonight at 8 pm in the Capitol
and ~22 for s,tude~ts and sen~ors; student
Washington State Labor Council, gives a
Theater, 206 East 5th Avenue in ' rush haIf~pnce uc~ets, avaIlable to any
lecture on "WHAT SHOULD EVERY
Olympia, to benefit the Olympia Film
student WIth ID, wIll be sold on~ hour
WORKER KNOW?" today 12:10 to
Society. The pieces on tonight's program
before the s~ow at , the Wa~hm~~on
12:50 pm at Multipurpose Room B,
are Timothy Brock's "Daytime Variation,"
Center box offIce, subject to avrulablllty.
Olympia Center, 222 N Columbia in
Shostakovich's "String Quartet #1,"
Olympia, as part of the "Piece Of My
Haydn's "String Quartet #2 Opus 76,"
__
.
Mind" lecture series. Brownbaggers
Wagner's "Adagio for Clarinet and
welcome; beverages provided. For info
Strings," featuring clarinet soloist Joan Wendy Anita Van Dilla offers a class in
call 866-6000 x6128.
Sims, and John Marvin's "Scherzo "THE OVULATION METHOD OF
Movement for String Quartet." Tickets FERTILITY AWARENESS," a natural
Academic Advising presents a STUDY
are $6 for OFS members, $7 for non- birth control method. The first of three
ABROAD WORKSHOP for anyone
members. Advance tickets available at sessions is today 7-9 pm in the Seminar
who's wondered about doing that, 3 to 5
Rainy Day Records and Video 1; call Building at Evergreen, Room 3151. For
pm in Library 2205. Call 866-6000 x6312
754-6670 for info.
info call Wendy at 357-4632 or leave a
for info.
message at 866-6000 x6809.
RON
JONES
will
speak
on
"ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER:
lbe Olympia Film Society sponsors a CAUSE AND TREATMENT," today at
ROBERT
COLES
and
TESS
discussion of STEREOTYPES AND Capitol High School, Pod C, 2707 West
GALLAGHER are the featured authors at
RACIAL
REPRESENTATIONS
IN Conger, Olympia, 7 to 9 pm. Attention
the Washington Community College
ANIMATION, today at 2 pm in the Deficit Disorder involves difficulty in
Humanities Association's 11th Annual
Olympia Timberland Library West paying atten.tion, concentration, sitting
Conference, today through the 4th at
Meeting Room, featuring panelists from
still, etc. This program is free, and is
Westwater Hotel in Olympia. Coles,
the Commission on Asian Ameriean sponsored by the Olympia chapter of the . author of The Spiritual Life of Children,
Affairs, the African American Mfairs
Learning Disabilities Association. Call
Women of Crisis, Children of Crisis, and
Commission, the Japanese American
357-7293 or 456-562l.
numerous other books, gives the
Citizens League of America, and others
convention's keynote address on the 3rd
to be announced, plus some former
at 9:15 am, free to those registered for
employees of the Disney and Don Bluth
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the conference, $5 for those not, followed
animation studios. Call the Society at
This week's TueSday Night Forum for
by a book signing at 1 pm in the hotel
754-6670 for info.
Peace is called "How Do We Stop?
Lower Lobby. Gallagher, author of the
poetry volumes Amplitude, and Willingly,
Acknowledging Cycles of Interpersonal
Richard Altman's "VINCENT AND
and International Violence." Speakers are
and the story collection The Lover of
THEO," a study of the Van Gogh
Glen
Anderson,
Fellowship
of Horses, reads her poetry at 5:30 pm on
brothers, shows with "VUE DE PAS:
Reconciliation,
community
activist
the 3rd, same price as above; booksigning
THE ESSENCE OF DANCE ON FILM,"
Maureen Sheimo, and a SAFEPLACE
in the Lower Lobby preceding the
a collection of dance shorts, tonight
speaker to be announced. 7 to 9:30 pm
reading. For information call Steve
through May 1 at the Capitol Theater,
Charak at 357-4683.
tonight at the First United Methodist
206 East 5th in Olympia. Tickets are $3
Church, 1224 Legion Way S.E.• Olympia.
GAS HUFFER, CRACKERBASH, and
for Olympia Film Society Members, $5
Call 352-4251 or 754-1219. Sponsored by
GLAD .• blast the North Shore Surf
for non-members, and $2 for kids 12 and
People for Building Peace.
Club tonight at 9 pm, 116 East 5th .

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Comics - - -

News

Mathematical · analysis of literature
by Rafael Marino
THE
Two mathematical concepts that can
be used to analyze Gabriel Garcia l'JIATfJENIA TTCA'L
Marquez' novel One HundredXears of
'\VIT '\ f"' c'c'
V " l · n0 a
Solitude are: symmetry and self-ieference
or circulru:ity. Garcia Marquez relates in
his book the epic story of the Buendfa ---------~..- - - - - family, lost in the tropical South following diagram which is inspired in
American town of Macondo.
the relationship between theorems and
Symmetry
negations of theorems (See Figure 18 in
Through six generations, all of the 25
Hofstadter's book Godel, Escher, Bach.)
males in the · Buendia family are called and between other 'mathematical structilres
for which there is a duality.
either Jose Arcadio or Aureliano, or
It is possible that Garda Marquez,
combinations or simplifications of these
names, like Aureliano Jose, Aurelian, or
while developing the twin characters, was
Arcadio. Basically, however, there are
thinking of the Mosquera brothers who
Jose Arcadios and Aurelianos; the
played a crucial role during the first half
of the XIX century in Colombian history.
patriarch of the family, for instance, is
called Jose Arcadio. Ursula, Jose Tomas Cipriano de Mosquera as a child
Arcadio' s wife, observes that "while the liked 10 play being a priest; while his
Aurelianos were withdrawn, but with brother Manuel Jose played a being a
lucid minds, the Arcadios, the Jose soldier. Tomas Cipriano. however. joined
Arcadios were impulsive anct"enterprising. Bolivar's army that was fighting for the
but they were marked with a tragic sign. " liberation of Northern South America. He
was such a good warrior that soon he
An exception to this rule are the
twins, Jose Arcadio Segundo and became a general. After independence,
Aureliano Segundo. However. they are Tomas. Cipriano participated in several
civil wars and was president of Colombia
suspected of having traded names and
personalities when they were children
twice. Although a liberal, he behaved like
even if efforts were made to tell them
a despot more than once. which reminds
apart. They were dressed with colorus of two of the characters in the novel,
coded clothing, and they had to wear
Colonel Aw-eliano and Jose Arcadio
name bracelets. Garcia Marquez uses the
(Colonel Aureliano's brother), local
twins to create delightful symmetrical
liberal despots in Macondo. Manuel Jose
situations. The twins enjoyed performing
Mosquera, on the other hand. became a
priest and later archbishop of Bogota. As
mirror-image rituals. especially in front of
guests. "That night. at dinner, the
archbishop. he criticized the behavior of
supposed Aureliano Segundo broke his
the president. his brother Tomas Cipriano.
bread with his right hand and drank his
who among other things tried to curtail
the power of the chUrch. Tomas Cipriano
soup with his left. His twin brother. the
answered by exiling Manuel Jose.
supposed Jose Arcadio Segundo, broke
his bread with his left hand and drank his
Self-Reference (Circularity)
soup with his right."
Many critics have talked about the
There are several situations, however,
circularity
of time in One llundred Years
in which Jose Arcadios behaves like
of
Solitude,
of which there are plenty of
Aurelianos and Aurelianos like Jose
examples.
I
want to emphasize, however,
Arcadios. We could visualize this
the
closely
related
self·reference
crossover dichotomy of males with the
charac teristic of the novel.
The novel starts with · Colonel
Aureliano facing the firing squad and
remembering the "distant afternoon when
his father look him 10 di scover ice." We
JOSE ARCADIOS
can imagine that what we read, up to the
middle of the book when the colonel is
facing the firing squad, is what is going
through the colonel's mind during a few
minutes , while facing the firing squad.
Just a fraction of a second before the
moment when the soldiers are suppose to
fire, we get to the moment (in the
. Colonel's
imagination)
when
he
remembers going to discover ice. And the
story could start all over again. and
again. and ...If we believe Zeno (see any

good book on
the
history
of
mathematics), that moment never comes;
or for that matter, nothing ever happens.
But the story continues, although the
author has been preparing us for the
moment when the colonel is suppOsed to

Ursula says at one moment, "I know all
this by heart, it is as if time had turned
around and we. were back at the
beginning. Garcia Marquez is also careful
not to give us any dates: The final effect
is a non-absolute ' sense of time,' contrary

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pursued and finally is successfully done
by Aurcli,mo Babilonia, Jose Arcadio
great-great-grC<lt-great grandson. at the
end of the novel. The p,lIchments
contains the story of the family--in other
words, the novel. As Aureliano reads the
last lines he reads about him reading
these last lines, and so on . and so
on ...lllis is the same self·reference
situation that has cause so many
headaches and enjoyment to logicians and
mathematicians (See again Godel. Escher.
Bach).
This kind of self-reference is not
unique of Garcia Marquez; he might have
been inspired by Cervantcs. In thc second
pan of Don Quixote, there is a character
who has read the first pan of the novcl.
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be shot, whiCh could ' be the end of the to common sense but more agreeable
novel; we are tricked again by Garcia with the relativistic time in Einstein's
Marquez.
theory of relativity.
The kind of geometric structures
Self-reference is also present in the
in the last two diagrams are
depicted
deciphering
of
the
parchments.
being
studied
today in what is called
Melquiades. a gypsy character who from
a geometry that
"Fractal
Geometry,"
time to time visits Macondo, bringing all
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more
related
to the real
seems
kinds all inventions and devices trom the
world
than
the
old
classical
Euclidean
outside world, give Jose Arcadio Buendfa.
the patriarch of the family,· some geometry.
I have referred to some mathematical
parchments written in code and in
ideas
present in one particular piece of
Sanskrit. Jose Arcadio tries unsuccessfully
liteniture
without going into details. My
to decipher the parchments. a job that is

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