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in South Africa?
Acting Vice President Karen Wyncoo
says th ere is a need to "adopt an invest
me nt policy spec ifi ca ll y directed at South
Africa bel'ause discrimination again~t
peopIes of co lor is legis lativel y mandat
in that country while being legis lativel
prohibitcd in this co untry ."
In an effort to convince th e Board of
Trustees 10 ado pt a policy trat would
"make a statem en t to peoples of color and
others that T.E.S.C. abhors apartheid and
refuses to participate," Wynkoop sent a
memo to a January meeting of the Board
requestin g an opcn discussion of the
sc hool' s investment policies in relation 10
South Africa.
The policy proposed by Wynkoop sta tes,
"Before placing investment fund s with a
bank, the College will request a statement
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from the bank concerning it s South
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in SOUlh Africa, the Co ll ege will place its
money elsewhere. Each bank will be
s urveyed ann ually."
The Board declined to discuss the issue
by failing to second the fIlotion.
The issue was th en taken to the
Evergreen Cou ncil. The Co uncil se rves as
a central forum for th e Evergree n communit y and act s a, all advocate for the
"Governance and Decis ion-mak in g
document. .,
An ad hoc committ ee (Lovern King and
Thoma s Ybarra) was formed from wi thin
th e Evergreen Council to st ud y the iss ue
a nd ascertain campus react ion.
Acting President of the college, Dick
Sc hwart z, in a memo to the Evergreen
Council da ted May I. states, "I f s ufri cie nt
inlerest exists on t he part of the Fvergreen
Cou ncil, I would encourage the Council to

and practice, and if the policy is deemed
'inadeq uate ,' develop a new poli cy which
co uld be prese nt ed to th e Board for adoption. Determi nati o n of inadequacy must
consider social impact, return on investm elli, and the enforceability of th e
policy ... if the iss ue is to be rai sed again,
a co ncrete policy sta tement shou ld be
prepared, accompa ni ed by a document
which expla in s how all of these point s a rc
balanced."
The sc hool has inves ted approximately
$900,000 amo ng seve n regiona l banks:
Washington Mutual Savings Bank, South
Sound National Bank, O lymp ia Federal
Savings a nd Loan Association, Rainier Na.
tional Bank, Sound Savi ngs And Loan
Association {female owned}, Liberty Bank
of Sea ttle (minority owned), and Seatt leFirst National Bank.

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t he highest rate of ret urn on in vestment s.
The bank also ha s a lo ng , ta nding loan to
the government of South Africa .
Th e loan was made to a government
owned airline in South Africa 10 buy
ai rpl ancs from Boeing.
Seatl le- Firs t' s loan polic y requires tha t
any loan made to th e gove rnment of South
Africa, Sou th African busine"es, or U.S.
bu sinesses o perating in South Afr il'a IlImt
first be beneficial to th e Northwc , t
l'conomy . and secondly. th e loan must not
servc to s us la in apartheid.
But according to a Seatt le Pus/ .
Intelligencer report inA ug ust, I 'IX2, a
highly placed membe r o f the American
Lutheran C hurch wh o worked with the
U.S . govern men t for man y years in South
Africa said , "When U.S. firm s go into (in .
vest inl So uth Africa, th e only one who

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On May J the Environmental Action
Comm ittee approved a proposal to cut approximately 70 Douglas fir a nd Western
hemloc k trees bordering the south side of
the Organi c Farm .
"The prim ary p urpose of the cu t, " ex plains Pat Labine, permanent faculty
member of the Eco logical Agriculture program, "is to allow more direct s un into the
garden areas and thereby reduce the s hade
that is inhibiting production."
Originally, the tree cutting proposal and
the management of the c leared area were
treated as one action to be regulated under
one proposal.
But t he approved version , entit led Tree

Removal Proposal and Forest Managemen! PlanJor the Area South oj the TESC
Organic Farm does not include a specific
long range management plan for th e area
that is going to be cleared. It states that
once t he CUlling has been accompli shed,
the area cleared of slas h , and the timbe r

st ored, the "future planning for the
development of area B (the area to be cu t)
will continue with the 1985-86 Ecological
Agricu lture program . "
The management plan wa s not included
in the tree cutting proposal in order to
avo id delays.
"The agrofore stry proposal which addressed the management of the cleared
area ," states Labine, "was put on the back
burner becau se it complicated the issue. We
weren't ready to focu s on it. We lost the
market garden this year because all of our
energies were tied up in this controversy."
Undoubtedly, many energies were in volved in the creation and passage of the
tree cutting proposal. In 1981, the Farm
Board considered a proposal from John
Heimburg, a former s tudent in Ecological
Agriculture.
The proposal did not s urface again un til January 1983 when Mike Maki, an adj unct faculty member involved with
agrofores try , presented his proposal to the
board. The proposal travelled to the EAC

a nd to select faculty members last fa ll. In
November, the proposal was brought
be fore th e Farm Board.
On March 5, Andrew Stahl. coo rdin a tor
of the O rganic Farm, creat ed a Task Force
to oversee the implementation of the proposal. Dean John Perkin s appointed
Walter Neimic, lab building manager, to
oversee the Tas k Force.
"I rewrote the proposal." stated Neimic,
"and presented it to t.he EAC on April IS . "
A few weeks later the proposal was passed.
Some persons, faculty included, have
called it a "rubber stamp" approval. Bill
Hashim, a student represen taive on the
EAC, sa id , "/ think it is a disgrace that
special interes t groups can get their way.
Espec ially a t Evergreen which supposedly
examines all environmental concerns."
Within the next two weeks, the Department of Natu ral Reso urces will survey the
land and estimate the timber value. Neimi c
will then se nd out a request for bids from
non -mechanized logging operat ions to do
the CUI.

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The actual c lliling' is .scheduied to take
place in winter t'l85 in conjunction with
an agrofo restry module taught by Maki.
The course will be involved with th e process of the timber harvest a nd will usc the
cutting project as a learning are na.
According to th e final proposa l. "by the
end of win ter 1985, th e trees will be cut,
t he area will be cleared of dcbri,. the la nd
sca rified, and any lumber that is 0\\ ned by
the college will be stacked and pro per ly
stored for future milling." Although the
farm has priority use of t he timber, it s exact future, like that of the cl ea red area, is
uncertain.
There are many other uncertainti es
related to the cut. Most revolve around the
futur e manageme nt of the cleared area and
some call back to the intent of the cut.
Several farm workers ask whether it is solar
ene rgy or human energy that they really
need on the farm right now.
What is certain is that in 1985 70 trce~
will be cut a t the Organic Farm. Ho" the
area will be managed is st ill up in the a ir .

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psycho logically a nd economically ."
The whit e-mino ri ty governmen t 01
SOUlh Africa (abo ut 10 percent urthe totai
Soulh )\fri ean popu lation) has l'nfOfl'eJ
.>trict racia l Ji,crimination for m o re tha n
30 years.
So far, (ampUl re,pon ,e to th e
Eve rgree n Co unci l's discussion ha , been
non ·ex istent. Michael BClI g, Excc u t i ve
Member of thc Council, sa y., mcmber, of
the Everg reen Counci l have been "tota ll y
frustrated by th e complete lack of par ticipation from the Evergreen co mmuni ty." For th e Council 10 work crkctil'<:ly.
student , facult y. and , tall in put IS
imperative.
The next Evergreen Co un c il meet ing
sc heduled to address the Sou th Africal]
issue will be held Jun e 6 at I :OOr.m . in the
Boardroom, l.ib. 31 12.

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The murals:
Innocent labor
shamed
Dear Editor:
I see pornography only as a distract ing
issue in Michael Spafford' s controversial
murals (May 24 issue). Anyone knows that
when people look at cumul us clouds, they
will project different im ages onto them.
The same is true when folks look at
abstract art. In his lecture, SpaFford said
the two most offensive murals according
to the legislators were "one suggesting oral
sex between two men, and one suggesting
a black man killing a white woman." Really! Didn't these boys in the House have
a nything better to do with their time than
trying to decide what the murals
represented? I see the most disturbing
issues being ones of homophobia, racism,
and the fact that they got away with having innocent labor shamed.

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jor concern - (photography as a core
medium).
Suggestions:
·There is a need for more advanced full,
half, and part-time offerings per year of
intensive photography (i.e. Color, Large
Format Camera, [mage Criticism,
Research and Writing Studies on
Photography, Etc.)
·Coordination of photo modules with Expressive Arts offerings and/or formal staff
- adjunct facu lty support of programs offering a photographic component.
·Faculty trades with oth er schools or gues t
photo faculty to encourage dialogue with
outside ideas.
IThere is a] petition Icirculating] to support
quality photographic onerings at
Evergreen as a whole - both within the
Expressive Arts and general campus/community.
Please show your support by placing
your name on the petition which will be
presented to the Deans at the end of the
quarter. Don't hesitate to write the Deans
personally or talk to the Expressive Arts
faculty or photography module teachers to
express your views. Petitions availab le in
the Photo Center, Photo Lab 2126, and the
Art Symposium, May 31.
Thank you,
Concerned Students.

Sculpture

Joan Barker.

Photography

Photography
offerings need
structure
Dear Editor:
The Problem:
·The Evergreen State College has established in the past a reputation as being one of
the best schools in the Northwest to study
photography
but lately, the
photographic offerings at Evergreen have
become too unstructured for serious
students of this medium.
·Students are being frustrated by a lack of
photographic offerings to meet their needs.
There is a higher demand than current
photo modules can support and after
Photo III, there is nothing for the serious
student. [f this continues, there will be a
problem for Evergreen to draw and keep
photography students or even experienced
photography teachers. As photography is
a popular medium utilized by a large
number of people from on and off campus, it is not an isolated problem.
·There are no programs in Expressive Arts
which deal with photography as the ma-

Towers Project
inspires school
architect
Dear Editor:
It wasn't until I walked around it that
I got the message. It was a personal
discovery about unity and variety in art,
about context and color and shape and tension and space through time and being
serious and lighthearted and I will
remember it for some time. ['d like to encourage you to make the same discoveries
before they take it away on June II. ['m
talking about the sculpture in the courtyard
of Labs I and " designed by Jean .
Mandeberg, critiqued by her students, and
contructed and installed by all of them as
part of an academic program.
At first, [ was rather shocked at the
angle of the hefty cylinder growing out of
the ground. The lab buildings, more than
any other buildings on campus, have a
strong, repetitive vertical pattern. As an architect, I've been trained to expect columns
and poles (especially if there's only one
pole) to be straight, like a light pole or a
flag pole. The more I looked at it, though,
the more I liked the tension that it causes
in respect to the building background. The

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contrast between the matte Columbia buff
concrete of the building and the shiny mill
finish aluminum cylinder of the sculpture
was strong, and I decided I liked that tension, too. As I walked around it from the
Seminar Building and walked on the right
side of it , [ stopped at a point where the
cylinder is near the east end of Lab I. To
my amazement, the cyli'nder and the vertical corner of the' building were almost
parallel to one another! And then I
wonden,d if the artist and her students had
realized this would happen. ([ found out
later that they spent a lut of time out on
the si te studying this sort of thing.) As I
noticed how the curved sheet at the top of
the sculpture filled the sky space just above
the stai r-stepped shape of the Lecture Hall
wall. And then I noticed that the blueco lored element at the top of the sculpture
. matched the color of the doors of Lecture
Hall 4, just behind it. When I go t around
to the other side, [ looked back at the
cylinder, and to my surp ri se, I discovered
the aluminum colored cylinder wasn't
aluminum colored. It was green. The angle
the cylinder makes with the ground from
this side reflects, like a mirror, the green
grass that surrounds it on the ground. Suddenly, [ realized the cylinder was vertical
again! I also observed, from this view, that
the sculpture fits between two trees that are
not a whole lot bigger than the sculpture.
As a result, and in this context, the
sculpture becomes a tree. A bent-over tree.
A man-made tree, with a trunk and a curved canopy describing the shape that branches take. Now [ wonder if [ missed the
real message. Is this a statement about the
kind of trees we'll have in the future when
our life style will no longer support natural
growing things? Don't worry. I won't ask .
I'll be sorry to see this sculpture come
down. Besides the satisfaction it has given
me, it has served to convince me that we
ought to have another sculpture to take its
place, whether it is temoporary or
permanent.

Jon Collier
Staff, Evergreen

Prisoner

Prisoner asks
for penpals
Dear Editor:
I have been incarcerated at Oregon State

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Penitentiary for the past 5 years now. And
during this time I have had no contact with
the outside world. This I am trying to
change but I have run into di fficulties as
[ have no money for pen pal lists or to
place ads in the newspapers . So I write in
hopes that you will assist me in my effort
to reestablish contact with you people in
th e free world. [ ask that you place this ad
in your campus newspaper. Who knows [
may get lucky and some one wi th some
spare time may wish to correspond. If
nothing else this letter gives me someth ing
to hope for. I give you my so lemn word
[ will bring no disrespect to you - your
college - or your students. And J thank
you in advance for you kind consideration.

Sincerely & Hopefully
Henry Jacob Parker
No. 42656

Oregon State Prisoner, Henry Jacob
Parker No. 42656, age 25 seeks correspondence with college students, let 's
share some Hopes, Laughs, thoughts and
experiences. I will answer all letters. Write
Henry Jacob Parker no. 42656, 2605 State
Street, Salem, Oregon, 97310.

Ultimate

Thanks to
friendly
flingers
Dear Editor:
['m sending this open letter to thank
some great people. It's been a lot of fun
learning and playing Ultimate Frisbee with
you all. [ hope to see you and many others
out on the playing fields next year. Thanks
Kris, John, Jonathan, Andy, Dave, Rick,
Fletcher, Kim, Duncan, Alyx, lan, Martin, Gai, Randy, Brian, Charlie, Scott,
Peter (barefoot), Bebo, Peter (tennis),
Will, Peter (soccer), Bill, Theresa, Todd
and Corey etc. See you later Ultimaters.

-gettin horizontalJames Norton

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Saturday & Sunday, June 9 & 10. Household items,
a 14' speedboat, appliances and lots 'of tasteful, classy stuff.
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References. Under $300,00 pro month. Call 866-8481 Ask for Chris
or Allison.

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By Francisco A. Chateaubriand

Computers are going to be a large part
of Evergreen's future if the administration
follows the recommendations of the Computer Disappearing Task Force (DTF).
The report just issued by the DTF
outlines a five-year plan to attain the
ultimate goal of an electronic campus while
at the same time creating a number of committees and advisory groups to ensure
campus-wide participation in the decisionmaking process. The new groups would
also work toward "safeguarding the interests of those people concerned about the
potential negative impact of computers on
people's living, learning and working
lives."
Students are invited to an open meeting
this Wednesday, June 6 at 10:30 a.m. in
Library 1612 to discuss the report with
members of the DTF.
The report calls for the immediate appointment of a Technical Committee to
begin development of a Comprehensive
Communication Network Plan (CCNP) into which program secretary word processing and eventually word processing for all
campus offices would integrate.
Other committees to evolve out of the
plan would include: a Computer Policy
Commmittee, Academic Computer Users
Group, Administrative Computer Users
Group.
Perhaps the most important document
is the proposed Computer Bill of Rights,
which contains stringent guidelines for the
implementation and application of computers at Evergreen. DTF Co-chairman
Ron Woodbury says he is proud of the
document which he feels is an integral part

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of the new plan;
"This document collects in one place
many of the concerns so forcefully stated
by all Evergreen constituencies. It makes
clear that whatever we do with computers,
you cannot force faculty to use them, keep
students from using them, or fire staff
because you do use them."
Other highlights of the report includes:
"" A plan to provide Affirmative A.c tion
support for underrepresented groups.
"" The creation of a Northwest Center in
Computer Studies for the Visually
. Impaired .
"" A campus-wide general education program designed to inform the Evergreen
community about the wide-ranging application of computers and to assuage any
major concerns the use of computers might
create.
"" Establishment of a Center for the Study
of Technology and Human Values.
This comprehensive 32-page report contains several more ideas and positions on
the expanded role computers will play at
Evergreen in the next five years. A copy
of the DTF report is available at the Information Center in the CAB and in the
library.

The DTF report on computers has both
supporters and detractors. The implications for Evergreen as an institution and
as a community are enormous. Next week
we'll present some of the concerns expressed about the plan as well as what supDorters have to say about it.

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Wolf Haven, of Tenino, Washington
and the Washington Commission for the
Humanities will present a lecture program
entitled, "An Evening with the Wolf: In
Literature and Oral Tradition." This
unusual program wili take place on Friday,
June 8 from 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. at the
Tyee Motor Inn ("Olympia" Room) just
off exit 102 in Tumwater.
The wolf has emerged in numerous
forms throughout human cultural interpretations . T he goal of this lecture will be
to exchange impressions and concepts on
the historical perspective wolves have in
literature and oral traditions of man's need
for symbols ami archetypes. Scholars from
Olympia and San Diego will present their
views on questions like, "What is the basis
of man's fear of wolves?" The discussions
will span thousands of years of the result
of man meeting wolf.
Leif Fearn, author of the book, The
Fear, will be the keynote speaker. Mr.
Fearn is from San Diego State University's
Department of Elementary Education. He
has written many educat iona l documents,
and his book, "The Fear," involves the

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A Computer Bill of Rights
The purpose of this statement
is to protect all members of the campus from certain known and identifiable risks
which could accompany the introduction of computers. Violations of this document
shall be subject to the same processes of mediation and appeal as provided for violations of the social contract under the college's COG document. The President of the
college shall have primary responsibility for ensuring the integrity of this statement.
A Computer Bill of Rights
I. No employee of the college shall lose her or his job as the result of the introduction of computers. Nor the corollary: the prospective introduction of computers shall
not be used as an opportunity for the elimination of any person's job.
3. No student shall be discriminated against on the basis of her or his use of a computer for preparation of assignments. That is, except uder general prohibitions against
assistance by others on spelling, proofing, or checking of assignments, no student
shall have any work not accepted solely because the st udent used a computer to produce it. Legibility is a legitimate issue; the personal preference of the faculty is not.
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facilities solely on the basis of economic circumstances, namely the inability to pay.
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according to need, time of request, amount of time used, and other priorities, but
not the ability to pay. This applies, for example, to access to word processors and
library catalogue searches.
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all records containing information on them. They shall have the right to know what
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story of a family of wolves growing up and
learning the ways of survival, as well as
avoiding the two legged creature: the fear.
Mr. Fearn will share his perspective on the
wolf in children's literature and in·various
cultures that see the wolf in many ways.
Also participating in the lecture program
will be Dr. Michael Contris from Saint
Martins College in Lacey, Dr. Sid White
from The Evergreen State College, Mr.
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Ms. Anne Gordon of "Animal Advocates"
in Bothell, Washington. Each of these

Images of a nuclear world
Ideas about living in a world with
nuclear weapons and some innovative ways
of solv ing the nuclear danger will be explored by the Evergreen Peace and Connict Resolution Center as they present their
Spring Quarter project, Images From
Under The Cloud, in Lecture Hall 5 at 7
p.m. Monday and Tuesday night, June 4
and 5.
"We've tried to stay away from the
'talking heads' approach of dryly presenting morbid fact after morbid fact." Says
Cliff Missen, the project's coordinator.
"Instead, we've collected images from all
over and will be combining them with
music to try to bring out the feeling behind
the statistics."
Co-sponsored by [nnerplace, Images
From Under The Cloud is an "electric collage" that contains many images donated
by members of the Evergreen community.
The slide/video/ audio show will include interviews with Evergreen students, music
old and new, hundreds of slides, and portions of a video record of a satellite linkup between the Soviet Union and the
. United States in which Soviet and
American audiences are treated to concerts
by their respective rock musicians.
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noted individuals will exchange impressions
. and concepts on a panel discussion regarding the nature of wolves in art and
literature.
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An informal gathering will take place at
6:30 p.m. in the Lacey room at the Tyef
Motor Inn. The program also includes a
short film, "Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Lie"
and a panel discussion . Books and artwork
featuring wolves will be on display. The au·
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questions. For more information call Woll
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Long to Live, inspired by
Kafka parable, opens June 6
Bv Dean Balali
Evergreen students once more take to the
stage and perform Ian Pounds' original
full-length play, Long Tv Live. Directed
by Pounds, the production dramatizes
issues about freedom, security, life, and
death.
Pounds explains that Lvng To Live is inspired by a parable by Franz Kafka, Befvre
The Law. That story deals with a man who
approaches a door to the Law, but a
doorkeeper prevents him from entering .
The parable is loosely recreated in a
number of dream sequences experienced by
the lead character.
Brian Silvey plays Jesse James, a man
who creates a jail for himself and, through
introspection, realizes his history and
forms decisions about life and his future.
"The jail symbolizes our own jails that
we create," clarified Pounds. "This can be
our body, our job, our life."
Jesse struggles with the idea of freedom
throughout the play. He especially wonders
about death and wonders if that is the
ultimate freedom.
"Our fear of death keeps us from accepting the law that we can't experience death
and return to desribe it," elaborated the
author. Since we can't experience it, we too
often over-wonder about death.
In Lvng Tv Live the characters question
the freedom of death and study their own
desires or lack of desires 10 live.
The title serves a duo meaning. First,

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The cast also includes Randy Silvey as
Mariah, a character on death row in the
prison that Jesse creates. Christopher
Malarkey plays a juvinile delinquent,
James Hartley is the jail keeper, and Ben
Fuchs is the man guarding the door in the
dream sequences.
Beth Lovell, the only female in the cast,
brings a sense of hope to the situations at
the end of the play . She sings a song that
points at possible paths to pursue.
Described as a tragic-comedy, Long Tv
Live will be staged without an intermission
because of its design (Pounds calls it a
"one and a half act"). Running time is
about ninety minutes .
Long Tv Live will be performed in the
Experimental Theatre from June 6 through
the 9. All performances are at 8:00 p.m.
Tickets cost $3, but Wednesday, June 6 is
a special student show for which tickets can
be purchased for $2.50. They are on sale
at the Bookstore and Rainy Day Records.

Stewart will sing June

"I feel really alive when I sing ... .It's
what I live for," says Julie Stewart, whose
vuluptuous voice will fill the Evergreen
Recital Hall with music from Broadway
show tunes. The concert will be held on
June 3, at 3 p.m., and will include music
by George Gershwin, Fats Waller, Cole
Porter, and Steven Sondheim, to name a
few (or to name them all, as may be the
case) .
"This concert has been in the planning
for a year," says Stewart. "At the suggestion of Don Chan, last spring, I stopped
playing the piano and concentrated on my
singing." Chan is responsible for the
musical direction and arrangement of the
concert. "When he returns from San Francisco [where he's been working on the West
coast production of "La Cage Aux
Folies") I'll start training for bigger and
better things," said Stewart.
This has been a big year so far for the
aspiring singer. One might say it has
already found her with "bigger" things.
her
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and, six years later, cut their first album
with Bego Records of Texas. In the seventies, Guzman's daughters, Teresa and
Margarita, his son-in-law, Juan Barco, and
another son. Manuel, joined the band .
In 1978, they played as a warm-up band
for the top national band, "Little Joe,
Johnny y La Familia," during one of La
Familia's Northwest tours. Little Joe was
so impressed with their music that he invited them to accompany La Familia on
their next Texas tour, where they later
recorded on Leona Records.
Tickets for the 9 p .m. dance, which are
$5 for students and senior citizens and $6
general, can be purchased at the door or
before the dance at the Evergreen
Bookstore. Reservations can be made by
calling (206)866-6833.

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year, she sang at the Women ' s Olympic
Marathon Trials entertainment in Sylvester
Park, at the Seattle King Dome for 28,000
people, singing the National Anthem for
the Mariners vs the California "A's"
game, and at Matzoh Mama's, in Seattle,
as a featured singer.
Stewart graduated from Evergreen in
1978, with a major in music and
humanities. She has attended school at the ·
college on and off since then, and has been
involved in numerous productions in the
Olympia area. This fall she plans on auditioning for shows in the Seattle area, and
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the city. It's just a matter of exposure, she
feels, and says, "[ was blessed with a great
voice, and when 1 sing, 1 can touch people
and make them feel good ." Now, it would
seem, it's just matter of getting the moves ·
down.
Julie Stewart [n Concert, on June 3, at
3 p.m., in the Recital Hall- there will be
a reception immediately followinglhe performance, in front of the green room . And
one more thing. Admission is FREE .

New artist gallery to open
Local artists have established a new
gallery in Olympia dedicated to encouraging the integration of the arts into the community. A non-profit, tax-exempt
organization, Gallery 210!lz. at 210Vi 4th
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there is the longing to live that most have.
As a result, we break down doors that confine us. Once the initial ones are gone,
Pounds pointed out, we are confront\!d
with more.
Long To Live can also. imply time and
feelings of either joy or frustration. Why,
the author wonders, do we say a sixteen
year old killed in a car accident "packed
a lot of living" into his years, while a ninety
year old on his deathbed' 'lived a full life. "
Issues similar to these are addressed in

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"ORLANDO" performed, 8 p.m .,
Recital Hall, Com, free.

The Artists' Co-op Gallery, at 524
South Washington, in downtown
Olympia, will be featuring as their
Artists of the Week, Dorothy Weir
- Oil, Helen Spencer - Watercolor. Hours of the gallery are
10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., Monday
through Saturday.

Student Connie Bunyer presents
"Performances of Original [nstruments," 8 p.m . , COMM 110,
free.

Evergreen Jazz Ensemble performs
under direction of adjun ct faculty
member Dave McCrary, II p.m.,
Recital Hall , Communications
Building, free.

Evergreen Chamber Singers perform in concert under direction of
adjunct faculty member Ron
Jones, 8 p.m., Recital Hall , Communications Building, free .

1984 Festival concludes with "Personal Responsibility," a day-long
presentation. A wide variety of activist groups will be present at
tables in the LIB lobby, II a.m . 2 p.m. Citizen activ~t Jolene Unsoeld speaks on "Activism and
Personal Responsibility," 10:30
a.m ., LH I. The Interweave Street
Theatre and The Neurolinguistic
Ensemble perform, noon, campus
plaza. Peace actiist J on Nelson
speaks on "Putting Your ConsciencetoWork," I p.m., LIB lobby. All events free.
The refugee camps in Honduras,
shelter to thousands of Salvadoran
refugees, have been in the news
recently. Two Olympian residents,
Dixie and Tim Marshall, will present a slide show on the refugee
camps at the Bread and Roses
House of Hospitality, 1320 E.
Eighth Avenue, on Friday evening.
The program begins at 7 p.m. and
is free and open to the public. For
more information , call Lanora at
7544085.

MEChA presents "GRAN BAILE
- DANCE" with Los Guzmanes,
9 p.m. fourth floor LIB, $5
students and senior citizens, $6
generaL Tickets available at Rainy
Day Records and the Bookstore.
Reservations can be made at
866-6833.

Piano/vocal recital by Evergreen
graduate Julie Stewart, 3 p.m.,
Recital Hall, COMM, free.
Olympia Film Society presents
"Nosferatu, the Vampire," at 8
p.m., Capitol City Studios, 911 E.
4th. Non members $3.50, members
$1.50.

ROWDY BALL, featuring Midnight Rhythm and Young Pioneers,
8 p.m. - "forever," CAB Mall,
$3.50, childcare and refreshments
provided.
Softball,
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of the report are available at the
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Services. The DTF will collect reactions to the proposal from
students, faculty and staff this
spring and present final recommendations to the President and Provos t early next fall. Please plan to
attend this meeting if you would
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Twenty-four Everg reen st udents
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s ixth a nnual spri ng festival,
features live entertainment on four
stages, arts and crafts booths,
athletic and recreational events,
children's activities and more, II
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Samoza with the cooperation of the
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Summit University retreat at the
Royal Teton Ranch, next to
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T ACOMA- Ed "Burne, legendary Northwest horticulturalist/entertainer, is
scheduled to speak on Friday, June 8 at the
The Evergreen State College Organic Pharmacy Bookstore as part of the ongoing
"Toil in the Soil" series, sponsored by
Vegetarians Engaged in Animosityless Li ving (VEAL). Mr. Hume plans on addressing the pertinent issues of hole-digging,
slug & snail poisoning and moles, as well
as demonstrating the difference between a
herring and sweet corn. Questions will be
answered, where applicable. Guests are encouraged to bring lots of beer.
Special SPJ Garden Consultant Paul
Hagar was granted a short, albeit brief interview with the elusive Mr . Hume, at the
enigmatic celebrity gardener ' s North
Tacoma home. Hagar, himself something
of a local celebrity, is best known for his
"Up to the Minute" weather reports on
Tacoma's KCPQ TV.

EH: New Rolls, Paul? I've got a '66 Dodge
Dart that gets me to the station and back
quite fine, thank you. No, you won't find
Ed Hume driving a new Rolls . My Dart's
the only car I care to own.

EH: Well, Paul, I first became interested
in gardening when I was young. I used to
wake up early Saturday mornings and
watch the farm report on my mother's TV .
You see, Paul, my mother didn't believe
in clocks, so we never knew what time it
was at my house. I'd wake up very early
on Saturday mornings, in plenty of time
to watch cartoons. Since I didn't know
what time it was, I'd turn on the TV at the
break of day and watch it until the cartoons
came on. And that's where I first saw the
Farm Report. That was back in the 30's .
PH: Do you have a garden of your own?

PH: Mr. Ed, when did you first become
interested in gardening?

EH: Well, Paul, no. I don't. But I have

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a terrarium, which I hope to add on to
someday when I can afford it. But tell me,
Paul, would you have a garden if you lived in North Tacoma?
PH: Mr. Ed, what are your feelings on the
2,4-0 controversy?
EH: I am not familiar with it.
PH: Well, Ed, you've been on local television for a long time now; almost twenty
years, and have become quite a celebrity
around the Northwest. Are you content
with your role as an unexciting hollow
chocolate rabbit of an entertainer, or can
we expect to see Ed Hume in any new roles
. in the mid-eighties?

PH: Mr. Ed, the issue of tomato violence
is not a pretty one. You have often been
an outspoken champion of tomato rights.
Has KING-TV been putting on pressure to
tone down your often vehement rhetoric
on this subject?
EH: No, Paul. They would never do that.
PH: Ed, has anyone ever told you that
you've got enormous ears?
EH: Fuck you, baldy.
PH : Why, you sniveling worm! Ioughtta
expose you and your illicit mushroom
farms in Puyallap! Never again will I go
out of my way to give you a favorable
weather report! And your mother (cont. on
p. 14)

are your feelings on the 2,4.0 controversy?
Where asked: San Andreas

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From the Atlantic to the Gulf..,The deserts of Arizona to the high plains of North Dakota ... the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli. .. a project to lead all of
humankind into the Twenty First Century and beyond! Pancultural Developments, Inc., proudly announces the grand opening of

F.""" St.te,
"I am not familiar with it."

*SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL!!! *

Vegetables protest

One of the

If you're about to turn 18, it's time to register
with Selective Service. Registration doesn't mean
you're going to be drafted(though thousands will).
It dos'nt mean you have to give up any right to
deferments. It goes far deeper than that. It means
you're willing to give the most violent, racist, sexist
nation in the world information that will help it
prepare to commit systematic mass murder,
:genocide, and infantacide. Not to mention
reinstating slavery. But there's more. If you're
poor or black, your chances of being drafted are
even higher. If you're hispanic you may get a
chance to kill a southern cousin (or even his
.mother!)

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. "I have used a lot ot it and I
have seen no harmful effects
on botnwateor and rhoge land ."

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The scene depicted here is not a pretty
one, but believe it or not, it is a scene that
takes place in thousands of American kitchens every day. Millions of young
vegetables grow up ripe and healthy, only
to be brutally slashed and mutilated by
human beings. We at V.A.V . A.V.
(Vegetables Against Violence Against
Vegetables) want to put an end to this
senseless and cruel activity. So, if you are
a concerned ce lery, carrot, pea pod, or
head of lettuce, join V.A.V.A.V. in the
fight to stamp out crime against vegetables.
Write V.A.V.A.V. at Box 1000
Springfield, New Jersey, 10101
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DO IT TODAY!!!
Concerned Fruits write: F.A .V.A.F., at
Box 2000, Springfield, New Jersey, 10101
VEGGIES AND FRUIT UNITE NOW!!!

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Here's how to register. Within a month of your 18th birthday, go down to the nearest U.S.
Post Office; Pick up t~e sim.ple registration form a~d fill it out. Then hand it to the postal
clerk. That s all there IS to It. It only takes five mtnutes. And if you don't we'll send you
to jail for five years.

This is NOT a dramatization. These
. photographs depict an actual crime in progress. they are shocking and diffiCUlt to
look at, but don't turn away. Write
V.A. V.A. V. today and DO something
about it.

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Every golf course played on the PGA tour now sits within the climate-controlled confort of America's most extensive shoi>ping paradise!

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Dine in style at anyone of the eight-thousand-nine-hundred-forty-three restaurants
offering cuisines from the sublime to the ridiculous - and NO TIPPING by mall policy!

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See Ibajor sporting events in any of eight one-hundred-thousand seat DOMED
STADIUMS!
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Looking for shoes? The inventory of the ten-thousand stores at SUPERMETRO would
shod every man, woman and child in China three times over!

* Childcare is available, and if a child is lost. fear not -

just drop into

any of the

forty-seven adoption agencies for a FREE replacement!

Yes, it's the shopping experience of a lifetime -

a lifetime's effort just to visit every store at SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL!

SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL is a project of Pancultural Developments, Inc, of Parma. Ohio (international offices, Paramus, New Jersey) . The largest construction
project ever undertaken, SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL involved virtually every major and ny-by-night construction contractor on the face of the earth . The concrete
poured in one wing of the mall would cover the surface of'the planet Mars TEN TIMES, with enough left over to pave all of Europe! The steel reinforcement bar involved
would stretch from Earth to the galaxy AndromMa - and back again! And labor? Two generations of construction workers aided by the modern machinery of humankind,
labored just to install the glass panels in a single store! Sociologists estimate that the labor involved could have built the Great Pyramid of Giza on EVERY PLANET in
our galaxy - including travel time!
SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL is the wave of the future, here today! So plan now to spend the rest of your life, and the lives of all generations to come, in the shopping
extravaganza of all time: SUPERMETRO AMERICA MALL - from Pancultural Developments, Inc. - the people who bought AT&T IBM, and General Motors - with cash!
Subm itted by Michael Huntsberger.

It's Quick. It's Easy ..
And it supports mass murder.

Olde Ben's Organic Pharmacy

Special 0' the Month
No more tears!

Onion skin This Month:
$1 59
prophylactics

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Bean Fiend needs help

Dear David:
Dear David,
You ' re my last hope. Please don't let me
down 'cause I'm really counting on you.
I'm desperate, I just don't know what I'll
do if you can't help me David.
No matter how hard I try I can't resist
the thrill of sitting outside my favorite coffee house, snarfing down Ihe coffee and
intellectualizing with all my real good buddies who also have nothing better to do
with their time.
My school work ... OH GOD my school
work. I haven't gotten one assignment
done this quarter. I've made it to a few
classes in between coffees, but all I was
able to turn in were a few pencil written
scraps of paper with coffee stains all over
the place. If my professor only knew of my
high-brow conversations over coffee, she'd
think I was an intellectual giant. But as it
is, she sees me only as a sickening little
pseudo-intellectual wimp.
And my parents, God . .. but my poor
parents. They're gonna be so disappointed
with me. They pay for my tuition, rent,
food, and they even gave me a gas card to
keep the car they bought me full of gas.
When they find out I've spent all my rent
money on coffee ... and when they see my
evaluations ... oh lord.
David, this thing has me so upset that
I've developed a serious case of coffee colitis. I can't even enjoy an espresso anymore
without embarassing myself all over the
place for chrissakes!
Things are real bad. You gotta help me
or I'll kill myself. .. well, maybe I won 'I go
that far but I'll do something drastic. I
trust you David, my life is in your hands.
Signed, Bean Fiend

This alternative, the "Leboyer" method,
attempts to bring the newborn into the
world without undue shock or trauma.
The delivery room lights are turned
down low and the personnel smile and
speak in soft, melodious voices . As the
baby emerges it is not spanked, but rather
it is tenderly placed on the mother's
stomach while she and the doctor gently
caress it. Then, before the umbilical cord
is severed, the baby is bathed in warm
water in an effort to approximate the environment of the amniotic fluid within the
womb.
I believe this method gives the child a
good start in life. Thank you for letting me
share this with your readers.
Signed, Enlightened Mom

Dear Mom,
This "Leboyer" business is all very fine

recite obnoxious poetry in public while
french inhaling clove cigarettes. What
more can a fartist do?
I heard there was a real fart community
here at Evergreen, and it's true there's lots
of fartsy folks here and good fart teachers;
but the Fartist's Symposium can hardly be
called a "community." Perhaps a more fitting title would be "Fartists on Parade."
In any case, they didn't understand or appreciate my fart. In fact, they had the
audacity to say my fart stank.
Now, I'm not one to exude negative
energy on someone elese's spaceman, but
my cosmic awareness tells me that my fart
has no support here in which to express the
true reality of my esoteric being. What
should I do?

and good if you want some useless Einstein or Ghandi type kid on your hands .
But, there is another method of childbirthing, one that you are obviously un;lware
of, that will enable your new little anklebiter to cope with the world as it really is.
It's called the "Pearl Harbor" method .
First, the doctor viciously snatches the
baby as it emerges into the world. Then,
as the assistants shout and scream and set
off firecrackers, the doctor tosses the baby
in the air, spanks it, and then proceeds to
run interference with it in an improvised
football game in the delivery room.
This tried and true childbirthing method
has produced such great Americans as-Dr.
Henry Kissinger and Mr. President Ronald
Reagan just to name a few .
So in the name of all great American
patriots, go forth and multiply in the true
American imperialist spirit and give up
these silly alternative ideas of yours.
-David

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I'm a fartist, er .. .artist here at Evergreen
but no one understands me or my fart.
None of my fartistic attempts to be
understood by the other fartists on campus have worked .
For example, I' ve done just all kinds of
fartistic things to my hair, learned to talk
fart with a flair, and changed my sexual

HAVE A NICE SUMMER

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A day In the life . • •
By S.P,J, Flack
I overslept last Monday, and missed the
story assignment meeting for the CP J. I
didn't really care, I don't do much there
anyway - basically they let me hang-out
and watch . By the time I got to the office,
there was no one there, so I made a potent
cup of instant coffee and sat around for
a while.
Then I saw the note - written on a piece
of brown paper bag and thumbtacked onto the wall - it said: "The Nurture-People

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called the CP J editor.
"What note?" asked the editor.
. "Urn, well, never mind," I said, know109 I'd sound crazy if I tried to explain. I
felt kind of weird after I hung up the
phone, so I went outside for some air. I
sat in the sun, closed my eyes and thought,
"Telepathic messages? Nurture-People?
What the?!"

Devotion
If I were a pineapple, would you be my bride?
F or darling. I love you so dearly.
That if you craved food I would order me fried
With onions and liver so cheer'ly .
Or would you rather that I were a snipe?
Perhaps you'd prefer a nice pear .
Would you say "yes" to a large dish of tripe?
Just call "Dinner" and I will be there.

Dear David,
I am about to have my first child and
I would like to inform your readers of the
alternatiVe method in which I plan to give

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We smiled .

Dear Fart,
Well, you certainly sound like a
frustrated fartist to me. I suggest you either
study computers instead of fart, join the
few-the proud-the marines, or follow the
advice I gave to someone quite a number
of years ago who was in a similar situation
as you; cut off your left ear. It worked for
him. But Fart, if none of these suggestions
work you should definitely join Bean on
top of the clocktower. -David

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Signed, Fart is my Life
Dear Bean,
My advice to you is to find the tallest
building you can because you have a
serious personality disorder. Why not try
'A ' dorm or the clock tower; maybe someone will see it as some sort of noble
political statement or something. And
don't mess this one up Bean or your
parents will be embarrassed as well as
disappointed. Trust me. -David

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I thought the sun had gone behind a
cloud but it hadn't - there was this seven
foot ;all guy with hair down to his butt
wearing a pair of grey sweat-pants and a
rally looking blanket. He didn't have any
shoes on and he was standing in my sun.
He pointed a skinny finger at me, and said,
"Me Macho-Hippy, you do story, we meet
soon, you be there ." Then he walked away
real fast.
[ wanted to ask him if Macho-Hippy was
one word.
something if I didn't know what it was,
where it was or who was doing it? I decided not to worry about it. That night I had
a dream I was smothered by bare feet, old
blankets and ropes of hair. It wasn't a
restful night.

PCA r ~ ~ e

and landed on the ground, Macho-Hippy
looked me right into the face .
"You here," he said, "we start
meeting. "
"So? You're the Nuture-People. huh?"
I asked . Two other people were with
Macho-Hippy - this guy dressed just like
him but with a straw hat , and thi s lady
dressed in a wrap-around skirt.
Macho-Hippy looked real serious. He
said, "Tell people work together. earth :s
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pnrutoh for ::1.11 "

I wanted to ask, like, if these people were
into mushrooms or something.

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Grateful Dead around a ll summ er. or
something?" I asked . " Is that il ?"
The woman said, "tell your readers tha t
the Nuture-Pcople don ' t like frowns. we
want to sec smiles crusted on their face s'"
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trying to write some of thi s stuff down so
I'd have something to turn in for Ihis
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a cup of coffee before class - and, like
it's spring time also and I wasn't looking
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"Blue tastes like the whispering
wind, Blue tastes like the m~ander·
ing aroma of sky as it gently falls
down in a circular motion from the
top of the Universe. Blue is
beautiful, Blue is sad, Blue is a color, Blue is an emotion. Blue is
everything; Blue is nothing. Blue is
you and me."

Poet,
Writer, A ctor. Philosopher,
Painter, Sculptor, Ecologist,
Pacifist,
Photographer,
Astrologist, Palm Reader, Psychic,
Restaurant Critic, . Computer
Genius, Film~maker, Vegetarian

Olde Ben, Counsellor for the Hearing Impaired
"I don't want my picture taken! I
don't want to be in Greenerspeak!
My Reputation! Get away from
me! HELP!!"

"Huh?"

"I don't eat blue . It's against my
political beliefs. I used to eat it, as
a kid, before I knew what they put
in it and how they treated it. As I '
recall, it tasted pretty good. Gee,
I haven't had blue in years! I don't
miss it, though."

"You shouldn't eat glue! Glue is
toxic! Some people sniff it, but you
should never eat it. A little paste
never hurt anyone though. Paste is
pretty good stuff. What?
OOOHHH, BLUE. That's very
different, isn 'J' it?"

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Bean Fiend needs help
This alternative, the "Leboyer" mtthod,
attempts to bring the newborn into the
world without undue shock or trauma.
The delivery room lights are turned
down low and the personnel smile and
speak in soft, melodious voices. As (he
baby emerges i( is not spanked, but rather
it is tenderly placed on the mother's
stomach while she and the doctor gently
caress it. Then, before the umbilical cord
is severed, the baby is bathed in warm
water in an effort to approximate the environment of the amniotic fluid within the
womb.
I believe this method gives the child a
good start in life. Thank you for letting me
share this with your readers.

Dear David,
You're my last hope. Please don't let me
down 'cause I'm really counting on you.
I'm desperate, I just don't know what I'll
do if you can't help me David.
No matter how hard I try I can't resist
the thrill of sitting outside my favorite coffee house, snarfing down the coffee and
intelleclUalizing with all my real good buddies who also have nothing better to do
with their time.
My school work ... OH GOD my school
work. I haven't gotten one assignment
done this quarter. I've made it to a few
classes in between coffees, but all I was
able to turn in were a few pencil written
scraps of paper with coffee stains all over
the place. If my professor only knew of my
high-brow conversations over coffee, she'd
think I was an intellectual giant. But as it
is, she sees me only as a sickening little
pseudo-intellectual wimp.
And my parents, God ... but my poor
parents. They're gonna be so disappointed
with me. They pay for my tuition, rent,
food, and they even gave me a gas card to
keep the car they bought me full of gas.
When they find out 1've spent all my rent
money on coffee . .. and when they see my
evaluations ... oh lord.
David, this thing has me so upset that
I've developed a serious case of coffee colitis. I can't even enjoy an espresso anymore
without embarassing myself all over the
place for chrissakes!
Things are real bad. You golla help me
or I'll kill myself. .. well, maybe I won't go
that far but I'll do something drastic. I
trust you David, my life is in your hands.

Signed, Enlightened Mom

recite obnoxious poetry in public while
french inhaling clove cigarettes. What
more can a fartist do?
I heard there was a real fart community
here at Evergreen, and it's true there's lots
of fartsy folks here and good fart teachers,
but the Fartist's Symposium can hardly be
called a "community." Perhaps a more fitting title would be "Fartists on Parade."
In any case, they didn't understand or appreciate my fart. In fact, they had the
audacity to say my fart stank.
Now, I'm not one to exude negative
energy on someone elese's spaceman, but
my cosmic awareness tells me that my fart
has no support here in which to express the
true reality of my esoteric being. What
should I do?

Signed, Bean Fiend

Dear Mom,
This "Leboyer" business is all very fine

and good if you want some useless Einstein or Ghandi type kid on your hands.
But, there is another method of childbirthing, one that you are obviously unaware
of, that will enable your new little anklebiter to cope with the world as it really is.
It's called the "Pearl Harbor" method .
First, the doctor viciously snatches the
baby as it emerges into the world. Then,
as the assistants shout and scream and set
off firecrackers, the doctor tosses the baby
in the air, spanks it, and then proceeds to
run interference with it in an improvised
football game in the delivery room.
This tried and true childbirthing method
has produced such great Americans as Dr.
Henry Kissinger and Mr. President Ronald
Reagan just to name a few.
So in the name of all great American
patriots, go forth and multiply in the true
American imperialist spirit and give up
these silly alternative ideas of yours.
-David

Pear Fart,
Well, you certainly sound like a
frustrated fartist to me. I suggest you either
study computers instead of fart, join the
few-the proud-the marines, or follow the
advice I gave to someone quite a number
of years ago who was in a similar situation
as you; cut off your left ear. It worked for
him. But Fart, if none of these suggestions
work you should definitely join Bean on
top of the clock tower. -David

Dear David,
I'm a ranist, er. .. artist here at Evergreen
but no one understands me or my fart.
None of my fartistic attempts to be
understood by the other fartists on campus have worked.
For example, I've done just all kinds of
fartistic things to my hair, learned to talk
fart with a flair, and changed my sexual

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I am about to have my first child and
I would like to inform your readers of the
alternative method in which I plan to give

By S.P.J. Flack
I overslept last Monday, and missed the
story assignment meeting for the CP J. I
didn't really care, I don't do much there
anyway - basically they let me hang-out
and watch. By the time I got to the office,
there was no one there, so I made a potent
cup of instant coffee and sat around for
a while.
Then I saw the note - written on a piece
of brown paper bag and thumbtacked onto the wall - it said: "The Nurture-People
seek you to do story, send telepathic
mt:ssages because none of us have phones.
(Signed) Macho-hippy and the NurturePeople." "This has got to be a joke, I
said to myself. I threw the note away and
called the CP J editor.

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Signed, Fart is my Life
Dear Bean,
My advice to you is to find the tallest
building you can because you have a
serious personality disorder . Why not try
'A ' dorm or the clock tower; maybe someone will see it as some sort of noble
political statement or something. And
don't mess this one up Bean or your
parents will be embarrassed as well as
disappointed. Trust me. -David

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Devotion
If I were a pineapple, would you be my bride?
For darling, I love you so dearly,
That if you craved food I would order me fried
With onions and liver so cheer'ly.
Or would you rather that I were a snipe?
Perhaps you'd prefer a nice pear.
Would you say "yes" to a large dish of tripe?
Just call "Dinner" and I will be there.

"What note?" asked the editor.
"Urn, well, never mind," 1 said, knowing I'd sound crazy if I tried to explain. I
felt kind of weird after I hung up the
phone, so I went outside for some air . I
sat in the sun, closed my eyes and thought,
"Telepathic messages? Nurture-People?
What the?!"

I thought the sun had gone behind a
cloud, but it hadn't - there was this seven
foot tall guy with hair down to his bull
wearing a pair of grey sweat-pants and a
ratty looking blanket. He didn't have any
shoes on and he was standing in my sun.
He pointed a skinny finger at me, and said,
"Me Macho-Hippy, you do story, we meet
soon, you be there. " Then he watked away
real fast.
I wanted to ask him ir Macho-Hippy was
one word.
How could 1 write a story about
something if I didn't know what it was,
where it was or who was doing it? I decided not to worry about it. That night I had
a dream I was smothered by bare feet, old
blankets and ropes of hair. It wasn't a
restful night.

and landed on the ground, Macho-Hippy
looked me right into the face.
"You here," he said, "we start
meeting. "
"So? You're the Nuture-People, huh?"
I asked. Two other people were with
Macho-Hippy - this guy dressed just like
him but with a straw hat, and (his tady
dressed in a wrap-around skirt.
Macho-Hippy looked real serious. He
said, "Tell people work together, earth :s
good, enough for all."
I wanted to ask, like, if these people were
into mushrooms or something.

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The woman said, "tell your readers that
the Nuture-People don't like frowns, we
want to see smiles crusted on their faces! ,.
I was wowing out on 1hese people, a nd
trying 10 write some or this stuff down so
t'd have something to turn in for this
week's issue; when they ~Iood up and watked away. I couldn't follow them, I was late
for class already.

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wind, Blue tastes like the meander·
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down in a circular motion from the
top of the Universe. Blue is
beautiful, Blue is sad, Blue is a color, Blue is an emotion. Blue is
everything; Blue is nothing. Blue is
you and me."

The guy in the straw hat said, "God is
good, love is God. Tell them to tove
everyone - Nurture-people."

"Star performer belongs in the lead~lays Ronald Reagan

Jenny Wortman

Greenerspeak

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Kyle Kinseat,
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Writer, A ctor, Philosopher,
Painter, Sculptor, licologist,
Pacifist,
Photographer,
Astrologist, Palm Reader, Psychic.
Restaurant Critic, Computer
Genius, Film-maker, Vegetarian

Olde Ben, Counsel/or for the Hearing Impaired
.. I don't want my picture taken! I
don't want to be in Greenerspeak!
My Reputation! Get away from
me! HELP!!"

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political beliefs. I used to eat it, as
a kid, before I knew what they put
in it and how they treated it. As I '
recall, it tasted pretty good. Gee,
I haven't had blue in years! I don't
miss it, though ."

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should never eat it. A little paste
never hurt anyone though. Paste is
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.oOOHHH, BLUE. That's very
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