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By Tak Kendrick
There are benefits in the proposal - to students who well off."
Segawa realizes th"t Setting up the infrastructure is only half
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' . want all ofthe-added technology. Local telephone service w~h
Starting next year; on-campus residents will get free cable voicemail, basic cable and internet service through outside the battle. Still, in a random survey conducted through the RAs
and other services ---' at a cost.
prOViders currently costs over $60 a month not counting over 38% of the students responding said they had television and
The services are being offered as part of a technological installation fees. That is $20 more per month than the rent .over 40% Said they would be willing to pay $15 for cable. In addition
upgrade that Housing is currently planning. The plan includes increases residents will pay Housing in three years. In fact. to this, over 69% had computers and 47% were very interested in
wiring all the dorms for cable, directJnternetaccess and campus student who already pay for local telephone service will save having data connection in their rooms; 48% said they would pay
$15 fur network access. On the subject of telephones. 62% said
phone extensions. The .costs would be met by rent increases money if they live on campus for two or more years.
which would help pay forthe 1.5 million do~ar project.
O'Connor recognizes this fact. "I think it is a complicated they had a phone they did not share with others. and 41% saying
Housing plans to pay $200,000 for the project out of their proposal because some students would actually be saving they had voice mail already.
The debate over whether or not to put in the wiring is not
reserve funds. They would receive the rest of the money from a money from it while other students would be losing money,
state loan which would be pai4 hack ~ver the next ten year by and of course there would be students who fall in between," he over yet. HOl!sing is still soliCiting feedback from residents.
increasing-rent. Housing's.current plan would increase rent by . said, noting that students on campus who don't have a Segawaalso indicated that he will hold another information
session prior to Housing's formal rent-increase proposal to the
$40 per IOOnth, an increase that would be gradually introduced television, phone or computer would really be missing out.
. over the next three years.
"In a way this is alienating those students who aren't so Board of Trustees next month.
Housing residents would pay $15 more per month for free
basic cable service next year. The following year rent would
PARKWAY ACCIDENT
increase again by $15 per month and free local telephone service
would be connected. Two years from now, direct computer
access to the school's system would be added for an additional .
$10 a month. These rent inGfeases would be in addition to
increases due to inflation.
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Mike 'Segawa, Housing's director, is really excited abOl./t
the new technology. "I think this is a tool' our students need to
have in order to achieve their academic goals-.here;" he said.
He also feels that adding the new technology to the dorms would
also help Housln'g and the- collegeacliieve tfiiir-goalS-in '
educating. "This is the place to connect the human face of
education to the technology."
Not everyone likes the proposal.
Segawa held a forum last Monday in the Edge to discuss
the project. One of the stu<:\ents present, Lee O'Connor,
presented a petition he circulated last week. 98 current housing
residents had signed it stating that they are against having to
pay for the wiring project through rent increases.
O'Connor's main reason behind circulating the petition
Photo by J. Bria n Pitts
was that he felt it was unfair for students to pay for something
An accident on Evergreen College Parkway last week left both cars tota led .
they won't use, especially since most students are strapped for
cash anyway.
''I'd like to see a more equitable way to pay for the
proposal, or at least some additions to [the proposal] for people
By Tak Kendrick
to merge onto Evergreen Parkway from Kaiser Road.
who can afford the increase and don't have the technology to
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While Wagner escaped injuries , the unidentified
utilize it," said O'Connor.
An accident at the intersection of Kaiser Road NW and
student driving the Justy had a gash on her left arm and was
Generally, this was the mood expressed by 20-30 students
taken to the hospital to receive stitches, said Edwin Commet
Evergreen College Parkway last Thursday left both cars
who attended the meeting. While many use various pieces of
totaled and sent one of the drivers to the hospital with minor
of Police Services.
the debated technology via outside service providers, most, if
Commet, who only recently started working at
injuries.
not all of the students present were only interested in paying
Evergreen, said he had heard from other officers at Police
Sophomore Katy Wagner was driving down Evergreen
for types of services they already use.
Services that similar accidents happen about once a month
Parkway towards the college slightly after 2 p.m. when her gray
Unfortunately, Housing must wire the buildings all-orHonda Accord collided with a red SubaruJ usty that was trying on or around the campus.
none. Compromises aren't feasible financially or logistically
explained Segawa.
finanCially, it will cost close to the same amount to wire
half of the dorms as it would all of them.
suspect. who isn't a student, lives in Lacey.
Logistically, problems arise when deciding who gets what By Jeff Axel
McBride said that when Police Services surrounded the
and how to hook their rooms up just for only specific services. Staff Writer
"He said he had to go to the bathroom," said bookstore house, the suspect looked quickly left and right and raised his
manager Kristy Walker.
arms to run, but decided against it and surrendered to McBride
Police believe that on Monday, March 31, a temporary and CommeL He was charged with second degree theft . which
employee of the bookstore took $841 from the store. He went is a felony.
on break and didn't retum to work. Neither did most-ofthe
Police Services recovered $270 dollars. McBride said that
money.·
the suspect told him that the rest of the money had been lIsed
It took the bookstore employees a while to figure out why for eating at restaurants, loaned to a friend, and spent on a CD
he didn't come back. When they checked then cash register they among other things.
found it was missing $841. At that point Walker decided that
Walker said it is a regu lar practice to hire temporary
the temp hadn't gone home ill. The next morning she notified workers during the first week of the quarter while the student
Police Services.
employees figure out their schedules.
Bob McBride and Edwin Commet of Police Services went
McBride said the usual sentence for second degree theft
to the Lacey Police Departmenr to enlist thli' help of Lieutenant is 90 days to 6 months in jail, depending on good behavior and
John Suessmam and Deputy Chief Larry Dickerson . The whether restitution is paid before the court appearance.

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By Leigh Cullen
original condition. Though it is expensive to
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repla~e the signs. it is necessary to maintain the
Instead of The Evergreen State College look of the campus, said Steele.
welcome signs, motorists on Evergreen
The lettering on the signs will be changed
Parkway have only blank concrete slabs to greet from green to white for a higher contrast with
them .
the hue of the wood. They will also ha vr
The two wooden entrance signs on . reflective material to increase nighttime
Evergreen Parkway are being replaced beca use visibility.
they are rotting after 20 to 25 years of exposure
Over the year some of the lettering was
to Washington's weather.
popped off the signs by vandals, said Steele.
The replacement signs will mimic the Maintenance had enough lettering to make a .
look of the old signs, but will cost Evergreen full set for one of the signs, but had to get ne w
$33,000, said Clint Steele who manages lettl'ring for the other sign.
buildings maintenance on campus.
The signs are 85 percent finished, said
The signs were made of triangular cedar Steele. On Tuesday, maintenance will remove
pieces with green aluminum lettering spelling the old concrete slabs, but the new signs won't
out The Evergrel'n State Co llege. They be up until the end of May, said Steele.
measured approximately 9 feet high by 9 feet 6
The signs will be made in the same design
inches wide and one foot thick. The as the first signs, and will probably last 20 to
replacement cedar alone cost $9,000. said 25 years before they will rot also, said Steele.
Steele. The signs were fixed to concrete slabs, Maintenance has painted the wood with three
but that design collected moss and water that coats of linseed oil to protect it ·from th!'
increased the signs deterioration .
weather. The deterioration process can be
The new signs will be fixed to two steel slowed down with maintenance, but they don't
posts . The ·posts and other materials like have enough staff to take care of the signs, said
lettering, paint and reflective material will cost Steele. The college buildings are getting older
$4,000, said Steele. The rest of the mo,ney for and maintenance has to spend its time with
the replacement is for labor costs of $20,000.
more important things, like plumbing and
The campus maintenance policy is to electriCity, said Steele.
repair failing systems and restore them to their

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folks involved in some of the things that we would we elect our representatives? Or would it
write about up here at the Cooper Point Journal be a consensus-based decision making process?
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inll! the basis of a lot of things we take for go,'ernmentonly represent its representatives?
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By Tak Kendrick
Gomez despite the fact that his friend who was in
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the room also knew him as Russ. "Basically, my whole
A picture of an aborted fetus on a window of slant on the thing is I didn't know if they were trying
Q-dorm is not a political _statement about abortion to be anti-abortion or pro-free speech. I didn't know
but simply an advertisement for
discount baby heads, say the
students who put up the picture.
Galen Williams and Daniel BagneU ofQl08 first put
up the picture when a friend,
Sara Floid, brought the picture to
campus after taking it from a
pro-lifer at a demonstration in
Jackson , Mississippi. The
original photo is an aborted fetus
head with a caption reading legal
hospital waste attached to a sign
the pro-lifer was using at the
demonstration. He set the sign
down to go·into a grocery store
and Floid grabbed it.
The sign has undergone a
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few changes since reaching the An aborted fetus head adorns a Q-dorm window
campus. It now sits in the
window with pasted on special alongside McDonald's advertising . The joke amuses
effects such as bug eyes and a some, offends others.
mouth. Next to the picture are
what they were trying to do with it." said Gomez.
the words "Extra Value Meal $2.99."
"it is just a joke, but people dislike it." said "My thing with it was if .someone is going to put a
severed baby's head on their window that they have
Williams.
Evidently, not everyone saw thl' humor in it. something they are trying to sayar prove: he added.
While the misundl:rstanding seems
Several students have commented to them about the
sign and one left a note. The note asked what was reasonable, Williams claims that he is shocked at
the point behind the photo/sign and whether they some of the respon se, including the note from
were pro-life or just making a shock statement. The Gomez. He kept the picture up partially because of
note, which included the name Russ and a room the negative response. "People around here are really
number was not intended to start ·a conflict. into freedom of speech, unless they don't agr!'e with
Offer good at Olympia I (Eastside) location only; applies . Nevertheless, Williams and Bagnell decided to leave it. That is what they bitch about IVhen other people
a response for Russ, to explain their reasons for do it. That's why lVe kept it up."
io rental time and prinrs, not good with other offers.
Gomez to some extent understands Williams'
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. weren 't thinking when you left that little not!' here.
To show theirs [sic1nO'hard feelings, here is a coupon because I didn't live next to them. If I did then I'm
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not sure I'd be responsible for what I would have
When contacted at his room, Russ clarified his done. Imagine waking up to that everyday:
position and claimed his .name was really Ross

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performing, and li teran' a rti st,. mailing add ress and phone number.
Th e {'\'e nt will be helu rain or sh in e. The deadline for submission is April
and attract, thous a nd , of 15, 1997.
"Ar;t swalker," and artist> from all
FiN prize is a 14-day road trip,
The Pugl't \uund mood Bank i,
over tht' region . (hn 100 award ed to one entrant. Moon
,pol"o rin g a hlo od dril'l' in till'
busin essI" will fi ll their wall .,. Travel \\'ill [J l'Uv ide 14 ni ght s '
I illr;lry Lollby on Tuesday, Ap ril :n.
windm\'\ alld f1ollr, with ar twork. acco mmodatiom and $25 per da)'
I'lll'rl' is abo all opti()nal \rrl'l' nin ~
i\lalll' husiness{'s will abo have for gasoline. Sl'CI)lId prize is a sel'rlltur hlood manu\\, dUllur, .
Iwur:\ on Saturday, April 19, f(ir day trip, awardl'u to on1; t'ntranl.
rhe blood bank depl' nds UII U\ ,
ad ditionall'iewin g acti vit il'\.
A,'colllmoJati ons will be provid ~ d
\, Iid I)a ri<oll e Ilen·on. a \uperl'isnr
CO llllllunit\' mask, drum, ~lI1d fi lr sl'Vt'n llight s, plus $25 per Ja)' for
from th e Ilealth ('e ll tt' r. "It i, lllll'
puppet making worb h()p\ h;]\'(' gaso line. Third prize is a free COpl'
thlllg you call till fur pt'tlplt, that i\
bee ll held in preparation for th e of a Mooll Travel H,lIldbook to till'
Iree ." sa id Il errtlll .
I'rocl's,io n of t he Spec ie, . Th e l ' .S . stal e of their choice, a Road Trip
Th e hlood bank ha \ ~ hll10d
p;JraJe begi ns at 6:30p.1lI . at Capit ul I iSA car shade and bumper sticker.
tIrilT at El'l'rgrt't' l1th n'l' timc\ a .1'L
';]r
l.ak('. anu winu, th ru ugh th e Ei ght peop le wi ll receive a third prize
alld ;illl'Jst 1()(J pl'opl(' dllnatl' bl ood
uuwntll\\,n are;] . It prOl lli \e, tu lit' a package . WiIHllT\ of th l' first alld
l'adltlllll' , ,aid Ilerml!.
wllllderfull'l' Il'b ratillll of art anJ thl' ,,'cu nd prizl" IlIU~t bl' lilor m'er.
The blood dril l ' will be 1l[ll'1l
l'l1\'i!'On nwnt .
\\'illnhs will bL' notifil'd hy phol1t' or
Ir'lll1 III a.lll.tn 1 ~::iO p.l11 . al1d I: 1.1
..\rt, IVa lk map'. incluuin g lIIail bl' Ma\' 1. 1997.
p .1Il 104 P.III
l'x hibit and perforlllan ce locations,
foor Illore informalioll cont:l,'t
alill the paraul' ruutl', art' ;JI'ailable SUt' Booth , pub li cit \' mallagel', at
at participatin g busill l's, lucation, (800) 345-5473. <'x l. :~24 , or email to
anu at Th e Olympi a Ce llt er, 222 ~. sbooth@IllUOII .COIll.
Colu mbia. Art\ \Va lk b sponsored
;\ ser ies of Financ c alltl bl' th e Cit y of UIYlllp ia Arts
Mar ketin g workshops fo r Na ti l'e cO llllllissiuli . Departllll'llt uf Parks,
;\Illl'fican artists will be otfl'rl'd in Recr{'a tion and Cultural S{' [I 'ic(', .
A six wcek women 's se lf;\pril alld Ma~ . Th e workshop \('rie, For more informatioll, call t he Art\
defense
series is being offered by
Program
Offic('
at
75HU80.
1\ part of a Na ti vr Eco llom ic
FIST (Femin ists in Se lf-Defcn sc
Ilt'lrlupment Art \ Illili;;ti l'r,
Tra ining), begilln ing Tuesday, Ap ril
\[lonsored by th e So uth Pugel
:a. Classes are taught from (j-!l:30
Illt C'rt ribal Pl annin g AgL'ncy, th e
p.m at the YV\,CA F e ll ow~h ip Ilal!.
Purl Ca mblt' S'hlall am Tribe, and
The sliding sca le fee is $20-$25-$301'11(' E\'e rgreen State Co llt'gl' . The
Moon Trave l Ilandh oo ks, $35. Free child ca re is available wi th
pn)~ r al11 i, llpt'n 10 all Na ti l'(,
publishrrs
of th e best-sell ing Road one wel'k adva nce not icr.
American artists.
Trip
USA:
Cross- Co untry
FIST is a women 's vo lunt eer
Th e first workshop, 'Till <llll' ing
Adve
ntures
on
America's
Two-l.ane org<lnization Ihat has been teaching
~uur Art <1\ a Busint's, ," will lie
ollrred Apri l 12 alld 19, from 9a.l11 . Highways, wants to send yo u 011 a se lf- defen se in th e Olympia area
to 4p .m.. at the EVl;'rgreen road tri p across th e USA. They are since 1979. A full range of se lfLo nghou se. Thi s workshop will holdin g an essay co ntes t; prizes defe nse options will be covered.
include a seven or 14-day road trip, including self-esteem and confidence
"help pa rticipant s do ;; personal
indudirig
accomodatiuns and gas building, strategizing, assertiveness,
fi ll ancial analysis, generate business
allowance.
information sharing, and ph ysical
,tart up costs, calculate art prices ,
If you are interested, submil skills. For more information, contact
co mplete es t imated cas h flow
wurksheets, develop record keeping an essay describing yo ur most Valerie Krull at 438-0288.
,ys tems and co mpl ete a crrdit interes ting road trip adventure,
i,ncluding t he best diners , most
application ."
breathtaking sunsets, meetings with
Workshops cost $25 eac h;
remarkable
people, trips of glory or
scholarship, are ava ilable. For more
disaster, persona l epiphanies, or
information, call Tina Moomaw at
Bicycle fans rejoice; it is only
(360) 866-6000, ext. 6718 or Mary roadside rendezvous. Essays must
be
500
words
or
less;
entries
that
two
weeks
until the bike festival. The
West at (360) 598-3311, x451.
exceed 500wDrds will automatically folks at the EYergreen Bike Shop and
be disqualified. You are invited to Capital Bicycling Club, wi th help
rnter as often as you like.
from local businesses, have come up
Entries may be sent via E-ma il with two days of even ts on April 25
Olympia's first fes tiv<ll of th e to travel@moon.com , or add ress and 26 to c"lebrate the bicycle,
wason is sched uled for Friday, April postal entries to: Road To Nowhere
If you want to go there will be
Ill. from 5-lOp. m. The 14th allllua l Contest , P.O. Box 3040, Chico CA lots to do . You can li sten to a
Arts Wa lk will showcase the diverse 95927-3040. Submitted material Mexican band who travels by bike,
tale nt \ of vo uth and adu ll visual , must include thl' author's full name, watch a movie abou t how Cubans use

Blood drive to be
held on April 22

Workshops
planned for Native
American artists

Self-defense class
offered for women

Want to travel? Try
writing an essay

Celebrate the
bicycle during
two-day event

Fourteenth Arts
Walk starts April 14

Afarl'h 9rh
1238 Bike remo ved im properll' from Ihe
front ufthe Library.
1\ (arch 10th
0730 Ratl er) remol'ed lrom co nstruction
,'qulpmenl.
1929 Backpack siolen from ('He.
.llarch Ilrh
2212 Report of individual collapsing frolll
",eiLUre on Overhulse.
2335 Two cil al iOIl> beslowed fi" "Xl"'ssive
' prt·d.
,11<lrl'h 12th
0007 \ 'erbal disput e in A-do rm . One of
III <I II \ . l'Ill , urt.
0615 Fir!' in fr ont of Il oming (DlIl lllunit~
( l'1I1 ,·r.
.I(a rdl lith
1459 '1\\'tll'ehi rln lOwed frolll HoI.
.11.lrch Uth
1300 T\ 'Inl"l1 Irolll dnnll r'"llll. l.urk \
OI)r11l roOll 1

.11.lrd, /.:;/1>
1448 I(andoll l lhdi Irllll1 ()·t! llrrll.
1I.I,..-I,1 6t ,

2024 Fire alarm activated due to culinary

1719 Fire alarm in D-dorm due to roasted

calast rophe in U-dorm.
March 17th
1620 The Parking office begins it s us ual
pre-vacaliol1towing spree.
1352 Vehicle towed from 1'·101.
1435 Vehicle towed from F-Iot.
March 18th
0037 P·dormers di sturbed.
1720 Vehirle lowed fro lll F-Iol.
1752 Vehi cle lowed from F·lol.
March 19th
1030 Vehi cle lowed from Mods.
1050 Vehicle lowed fro m Mods.
1214 Vehicle booted at Longhouse
March 20th
1553 Signs ,tolen from around housing.
March2 1sr
1657 Rand.lI1l victim fo und in F·lot!
1732 \'c hide towed from Mod, .
,\farch 22nd
1620 A gloriou,. po,l·c\,al 'prinf! hrea k
arollla fill\ Ihe air (Pdrkl ll g\ closed

ed ibles.
March 24th
1620 Another sunny day of happiness and
fri sbee- playing. (Parking must've got 'em
all)
March 25th
0428 Attempted suicide.
1043 Vehicle towed from dorm loop.
(Guess not O
1934 Vehicle booted in (·101.
March 26th
0903 Vehicle towed fro m Ho t.
1854 Coat ganked from A·dorm .
March 27th
1328 Form er stud ent ejefled from
I lousing. CTd, in fa ct.
March 281h
10371 2 yea r·old ba ttle, as thm a.
March 29th
1134 Vandals strike Mih ulmhi In B·lo!. .
March 30lh
2002 Fire alarm ring' dear and tr ut' in '1donn.
M<1rch 3 1.~ r

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bikn,
se l' a hi ke
ract' dnwn t hl'
I.:I'(' rgr~ell parkw<lv, nr
a~ k IllC alllll'rcha nt , all:
411l'stioll you llIight halll'
aI)()u t bi kl'\.
A cOllip lete li st of
events is al'ailable ill the Bike
Shop. Thl' Bike Shop is located
inlhe baseme nt ofthr CAB just
L1 sr the elevator and fo ll ow th e
~ i gns. Tht' list is also on any olle
of th e ye ll ow fli rfs po~ t l' d on
ca mpus. YOli ca n call the Hike Shop
at 866-6000 x6399, or till' Capilal
Bicycling Clu h at 956-::1321.

Student medical
assistants needed
by Health Center '
Jobs are available for students
interested in health care.
The Health Center is accepting
appli cat ions for st udent medica l
assista nts. Th e deadlin e for

0254 Non student delivers suicide Ihreal.

1030 Start of the quarter tows in Mod"
Dorm loop, and F·lot.
1625 Add itional first-da y tows in F·lot.
2157 Individual determin ed non·
responsive' on I·T bus.
Apri/l st
2214 Individual extremely argum en lat ive
rega rding vehicle bool. ..
Apri/ 2nd
0900 Fraud un covered in our very own
bookstore.
1839 Serious bicycle accident sends one
to 51. Pete·s.
Apri/ 3rd
1410 Two car acc ident occurs on Park",a)'.
1521 Tail light stolen from car in F·loL
They'll lake anything.
Apri/ 4lh
1714 Student injured during a particularly
intense Frisbee ganll'.
April 51h
0011 Non·stu denl esco rt ed to hospit al
from Homin )!. ( riminal Trespas, Notice
delivered 10 hllll ther ~.

April 10, 1997

Which will it be?
Evergreen community is called to vote on future logo . .. and they respond

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CounciL · rfuais a,n eXj~utivlre()JllI:ruttee
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Reform and Equity, and co-Cha~r of the
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International
publication
needs students
Have you lived or traveled
ove rseas a nd want to write
<l bout it? Part-time faw lty CQ'lr
Simo ns is s tartin g an
international publication and
needs students 10 help. Writers,
photographers, and editors are
we lcome
from
4-5p.m. ,
Wednesday, April L6, in Library
2219, The participants will
brainstorm ideas.
If interested co ntact Chris
Ciancetta with the Office of
International Programs and
Services, x 6421. or Sim ons at x
6710,

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By David Scheer
Editor in Chief
The Evergreen State College's official
logo, employed by the college for nearly
25 years, may be forced into retirement.
The President's office wants to know
from students, staff, faculty and alumni
whether Evergreen should adopt a new
"enhanced"logo or keep the old one, They
are conducting a survey to find out The
results will be forwarded to the Board of
Trustees, which will have the final say at a
future board meeting,
Both logos are similar, depicting a
tree, mountain and sun,
Evergreen's Public Relations
director, Mike Wark, thinks the new logo
is graphically stronger and. easier to
identify at a distance, People in his area
of the college refer to the logo as the
"enhanced tree logo,"
The new logo is already being used
in some Evergreen publications and has
been included as the main design element
on the special edition-Evergreen license
plates issued this year_ Wark said that the
college is undecided as to whether ~hey

When the Board of Trustees looks at
the two logos next month they will have a
lot to consider. "This issue has drawn a lot
of feedback compared to the other issues
we've dealt with," says Wark.
Dian McKernan of the Pres ident's
office says even though the survey isn't due
until April 21, close to 200 have been
turned in,
The new logo is the same drawing
incorporated into the college's 25th
anniversary logo , The drawing wa s
donated to the college by Evergreen
alumnus Tim Girvin , son of Board of
Trustees member Lila Girvin , Lila says she
will not vote on which logo will be official.
Tim owns a Seattle-based design firm
which ha s don e work on logos for
co mpanies like Seattle's Best Coffee,
Nintendo and several Hollywood movies
including "Jurassic Park."
The old logo ha s be en used at
Eve rgreen since 1973 , but it was not
considered the official logo until the Boa rd
of Trustees adopted it in 1983. It was
deSigned by Eve rg re en's first grap hi c
designer.

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ifit remains the official logo,

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Officials. Til)a is honorary co-chair of
Evergreen's effort to"raise a $150,000
endowment 10 fund the Car Anderson
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The positions wi ll begin in
September 1997 and continue for
nine months. These positions
provide training and licenSing as
Hea ltl{Care Assistants in the state of
Washington.
Medical assistants ' dutil' S
include maintaining health records,
answering telephon es , schedulin g
appointments, clea ning exam rooms
and maintaining s upplies. Th e
assis tants wi ll be trained to take a
patient's briefnll'Jical hi story, blood
pres sur e, heig ht an d weight
information, temperature, pulse and
rrs piration. The assistan ts will also
help in some exam procedu res, as
well as drawing blood and givin g
injections.
. App lications can be picked up
at th e Health Cen ter, Seminar 2110.
For more information ca ll x6200.

Storyteller will
entertain at Capitol
Museum
"Saints and Gore and Fa ir y
Lore:" The Olympia Storytellin g
Guild and Th e Everg rer n Sta le
College Iri sh American Stud ent
Organization are pres en tin g an
evening of Irish myth and legend,
fea turing Ri chard Marsh.
The event is sc hedull'd for
Saturday, April 12, 7: :'Wpm at Th e
State Capitol Museum Coach House .
(The Coach House is located behi nd
th e museum , 211 W 21st 51.) I'llr
more info rmation ra il 943-6772.

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Awareness Week starts the healing process
By David Scheer
E itorinC ie
Monday April 14. .'
12 p.m. in the .women's Center, CAB 206:
Safeplace, a local domestic violence shelter,
will give a presentation providing infonnation
on the services their shelter offers and how
people can get involved.
3-S p.m. in the Longhouse: MONS.TER, a
Seattle-based activist group, will teach about
grass roots organi:ling and community
advocacy.
6-9 p.m. in CAB 108: FJ.S.T. will put on a free
workshop demonstrating women's selfdefense.
Tuesday April 15
6-8 p.rn. in CABI08:-Queer issues and sexual
assault'"
.
Wednesday April 16
12-2:30 p.m.. CAB 110: -Sex Talk-What's Hot,
What's Not," a forum between the sexes, will
explore the differences between flirting and
sexual harassment.
.
5 p.rn. in Lecture Hall 1: -Calling the Ghosts·
7 p.m., Longhouse: A discussion titied-SauaI
assault and the military" will include personal
testimony from former enlisted women.
Thursday AprillT
12-2 p.m., CAB 108: *Racism and se1lual
assault:
3 p.rn. and 7 p.rn. in Lectur~ Hall 1: '1>rawing
the shades,· a multi~media play will be
performed rev~aling victimization and
survival in the face of sexual assault.
7-9 p.m. in Lecture i:Ialll: Dr. SUzanDe Frayser
will give a speech titled "The Power ofSex...
Friday April 18
,.
7 p.m. at the Organic Farm: *C~ding to
Survive· - a potluck and open mic.
1 p.m. in the LonghoUse: Dr. Suzanne Fraiser
\'oill conduct a three bour workshop titled "Sex
and
Communication ' &
Gender
Relationships". Attendees must have attended
her speech on the previous day.
Saturday April 19 "
4 p.m. on Red Square or' in the Longhouse
(TBA): MCelebrating in Spite of it All~ concert.

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7 p.m. starting on Red Square: "takeBac:kthe .

Night· - a rally arid march. Speak Out :will
be held afterward at the Housing CO",i.nunity
Center.

By Hillar.y Rossi
Staff Writer
"Whether [studentsl kllow it or not.
everyone knows someone who has be.en the
victim of a violent crime." says Mary Craven.
th e sexual assa ult alld domestic abuse
prevention educator for Evergreen.
This is lhe reason why several st udent
group s are spo nso rin g Sexual Assault and
Domestic Violence Aware ness Week, April 14·
20.
TIl<' Evergreen Stat e Co llege deflnes
sex ual assa ult as "any form of actual or
attempted sexual activity perpetrated without
th at person's consent." according to a
pamphlet ava ilable rrorn the Olllet' ort he Vice
President of Stud ell! Affairs.
The po int of Evergreen's second Sexual
Assault and Domestic Violence Awareness
Week is, (rave n says, "educatillg and
empower in g [women I and the commun it y
aboll t sexual assault and domestic violence."
The Rape Response Coa liti on's cocoordinatur. Julie Pettigrew, says, "It's about
learning. It 's abo ut growin g. ge ttin g out th e
anger and the bitterness."

Professor lectures on hum.a n sexuality
By Dawn Russell
Contributing Writer
"Cultural beliefs abou t sex shap e sex ual
behavior. If you are li ving in the United States
and you are used to the assumptions that th ere
are about sexualit y in the Unit ed States, it's
hard to get out of your cu ltural skin and think
abo ut oth er ways sexuality ca n occur. By
observing oth er cu ltures, we ca n look at the
variations in beliefs and id eas and try to
underst and where Americ'an society fits within
a spectrum of sexuality worldwide."
·Dr. Suzanne Frayse r
Dr. Suzanne Frayser, a professor of
cultural anthropology who specializes in
human sexu~ lity, will be presenting a lecture
on Thursday. April 17th and two workshops
on April 18th. She will address the topic of
sexuality by incorporating a diverse, cross·
cultural perspective. Through her examples.
Dr. Frayser shows how different cultures
interpret th e same sexua l behaviors in
different ways. She will demonstrat e the
mind / body relationship by showing how

culture influences and affects the sex ual
behaviors of tile individuals withinlhe culture.
Through a presentation of examples from
media. medical practices. history. and religion
she provides us a context to determine how
our culture influences and affects our
individual thoughts, assumptions, and beliefs
about our sexua lit y. Dr. Frayser's visit to
Evergreen during National Sexual Assault
week is intended to inspire and motivate us as
sexual beings to value OLlr sexual nature and
to become aware of the meaning of our sexual
behavior. Homosexuality. heterosexuality,
transexuality.
bisexuality.
celib~c)',
monogamy, casual sexuality, and other form s
of sexual behaviors will be addressed in her
lecture.
Two in timate workshops will be
facilitated by Dr. Frayser. The first workshop.
titled "Intimate Communication", will be held
from 9:00 a.m. to 12 :00 p.m. on Friday, April
18th. This workshop will focus on the ways
we communicate about sex. People seem to
be able to have sex with ease. but when it
comes to talking about sex the inhibitiQns

arise and communication is stifled. Iler goal
is to assist the participants in talking about sex
in a way th at will promote pleasant sexua l
experiences for those involved . The second
workshop titl ed "ANYTHING YOLI Want To
Ask Abo ut Sex" ha s vast potential. as th e title
exp lains. This workshop will be held from 2:00
p.m. to 5:00 p.m. on Friday, April 18th.
Suzanne will mak e every effo rt poss ible to
make the worksh op as comfortabl e and
confident as pOSS ible. We encourage people
from all age groups, ethnic backgrounds,
sexual orientations, and genders to attend. We
hope to create a comforlabl e spa ce within
which we can investiga te ways to create
pleasant sexual experiences. The worksh ops
are limited to 25 peop le. To attend the
workshop. you must attend the lecture and call
866-6000, x6528 to reserve a space. Ca ll x
6528 for more information .
SpeCial thanks to President's Diversity Fund,
The Woman's Resource Center. Rape
Response Coa lition, Peer Health Advocacy
Team, and S&A Funds for sponsoring this
event.

You are invited to attend

Yzstar Counciling,
Yanah G

Jen Ca rd,

The Washington Coalition of Sexual
"Take Back the Night" started in 1978. It
Assault Programs chose the theme "The Ripple is now national. Craven says it started at
Effect: Sexual Assault Impacting Our Evergreen in the spring of 1995 by the
Co mmunity" because it best describes the Women's Resource Center. The "Take Back
impact rape and domestic abuse has over all the Night" march and rally occurred last
state citizens.
November at Evergreen, and drew more than
"A crime against one person affects all the 100 students, ranging in ages.
people who associate with that one person ,"
Evergreen participants, both men and
Craven says, defining the ripple effect as it is at women, leave Red Sq uare and march all
Evergreen. "Sex ual Assault and Domestic around the campus. They then meet in the
Vio lence Awareness Week recognizes sexual Housing COlTllTlunity Ce nt er where an ope n
assa ult and domestic violence th ro ugh microphone waits.
activities and workshops, film s. and
'Telling someone is the most important
discussions ," says Craven.
part of the healing process. " Craven says. "You
These ac ti vities, films. and discussions, need to start with telling someone."
says Craven. facilitate the "healing process of
Craven says ta lking out in a supportive
the community when dea ling with sexual setting, such as the "Take Back the Night"
assault or domestic violence." Because sex ual march and rally, prevents fee lings ofiso lation.
assault and domestic vio lence affects evq:yo ne . and blame for the victim of sexual assau lt or
within a commun it y. Craven says, it is a domestic violence.
comm unity problem that will nut simply go
"Take Back the Night" can be the
away if ignored.
students' opportunity to share their story in a
One of th e hi ghli ghts of th e Sex ual supportive atmosphere. says Craven. She says
Assa ult and Domestic Violence Awareness
See Sexual Assault on Page 7
Wee k is "Take Back the Night." a march and
rally held on Saturday, April 19.

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NEWS
Sexual Assault
continued from page 6
that speaking out at events like "Take Back the
Night" will make the victim realize it was not
their fault and that resources are available on
campus for their disposal.
..
The "Take Back the Night" rally is not
only for women to speak out. Craven receives
several calls from men asking how they can
help female friends who have recently been
sexua lly abused. Craven also says she gets
reports from men and women about things
that happened a long time ago. The rally is a
good place to come speak out.
The "Take Back the Night" march starts
at 7 p.m. in Red Square, with a rally proceeding
in the Housing Community Center.
Another highlight of Sexual Assault and
Domestic Violence Awareness Week is the
"Clothesline Project." Evergreen students can
make a t-shirt on the second floor of the CAB
from April 14-20. The designed t-shirts show
the feelings of sexual abuse and domestic
violence survivors, the family members of .
these survivors, and the friends of the
survivors, says Craven. The t-shirts are hung
in the Housing Community Center during the
"Take Back the Night" rally. Craven says both
men and women are invited to participate in
designing the t-shirts.
"It doesn't have to be you [who has been
sexually abused or domestically abused I." she
says. "We allknow somebody who has been the
victim."
A variety of issues will be encompassed
in the Sexual Assault and Domestic Abuse
. Awareness Week. This will help create an
understanding of the ripple effect at Evergreen,
Craven says.
She says there will be something for every
student at Evergreen to benefit from. A list of
every event is available in the Women's
Resource Center, CAB 206, or at tables that will
be set up in the CAB next week.

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shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise
thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the
press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress
of grievances."
- First Amendment, U.S. Constitution

.From the Ground Up: A radical activist conference at Evergreen
By Chris Dixon
Contributing Writer
Faced with the inequalities, the
injustices, and the overall oppression in the
society that we live in, many of us look to new
visions of how we could live, work, and relate
with each another. However, creating a new
society requires more than a vision; it also
requires working collectively to bring that
vision to reality. With the hope of developing
both a vision andrealistic means for realizing
that visipn, Evergreen and other Olympiaarea activists have been meeting regularly
since last November to organize From the
Ground Up, a regional social justice activist
skills-building conference to be held on the
TESC campus from May 9 to 11th. From the
Ground Up is aimed at creating,
maintaining, and fostering active social
change . The conference organizers have
planned it with the following goals in mind:
• To strengthen and enrich already existing
activist work and spark new and creative
movement.
e To help activ ists be more effective
organizers with specific ski ll s training
worksh ops.
e
To ini ti a te new concrete projects
.
organized by participants.
From the Ground Up will bring
together 300 activists to focus on skills-

building workshops, long term project
working groups, and panel discussions
which will all be supplemented with films,
music, and informal networking.
The workshop sessions are a time for
participants to learn from each other as well
as benefit from the experience of seasoned
activist facilitators from throughout the
Northwest. Workshops will center on skills
that can be applied broadly to many
struggles as opposed to those that are issue
specific. These workshops will facilitate skills
sharing in such a way that participants can
bring those skills back to their own groups
and communities. Proposed workshops
include: . Nonviolent Direct Action,
Facilitation and Consensus, Radical Puppets
for Protests, Videography, Zines, Labor
Organizing/Solidarity, Radio, Legal Skills,
Student Organizing, Street Theater, Using
Mass Media, Deschooling, and Desktop
Publishing.
Project working group!> are
opportunities for attending activists to start
to work on and coordinate long term region
wide projects, such as a Network of Activist
Skills Trainers, a Northwest ActivistJournal,
and Local Activist Fairs. There will also be
space for conference participants to
formulate and begin working on their own
project ideas.

Panel discussions will feature
experienced activists sharing broad analysis
and inspiration from multiple perspectives.
Proposed panel discussion topics:
International Solidarity, Deschooling/Kid
Liberation, Starting Collectives, and Health
Care Cooperatives.
From the Ground Up will foster strong
opposition and alternatives to the current
society. We hope this conference will be a
renewal. an inspiration, and that it will
cultivate creative and enjoyable forms of
activism. Above all, we want it to encourage
everyone of us to be more ambitious,
reflective, and visionary about the work that
we are currently doing.

Students paint Bread and
Roses family shelter

By Liz Rupp & Marie Sackett
Washpirg
Evergreen students and community
volunteers are getting an early start this
upcoming Saturday on the 12th annual
Hunger Clean-up. The Hunger Clean-up is an
annual day of community servicf' where
students and community members can work
at a local shelter, as well as raise money for local
shelters. This year, the event will be taking
place at Bread and Roses Family Shelter. The
group will be painting most of the inside of
the shelter. "We work to do jobs within shelters
which normally cost too much money , arid
area that are helpful to people, and more •many non-profits don't have the money to pay
leisurely activities such as basket making. We for workers," said Liz Rupp, an Evergreen
also test our awareness through games. Games student and project coordinator ofthe Hunger
might include stalking each other or listening
to the birds, as what they can speak volumes
about what is happening around you.
For the 'Spring Quarter, the workshopstyle meetings will be focused on making tea
using plants found on the Evergreen campus.
Sound easy or ridiculous? Well, each meeting
will be centered on a different step in the
process. Meetings will include' making fire
with friction using bow drills, building fires,
using fire to create and shape tools made of
wood, and going on a walk to discover the
edible plants found on campus. These skills
will finally all be brought together to make a
cup of tea more delicious than anything ever
made by Lipton or Stash.
If these meetings sound like a good time
or just good things to know how to do, come
to a meeting. If you can't make it, calland leave
a message about what times are good. All
meetings are free and open to anybody. Maybe
you'll touch a deer.
WAG meets every Wednesday, at 3 p.m.
in front of the Longhouse and also sponsors
Bird and Nature Walks, which meet Friday.
mornings at 7:30 p.m. in front of the CAB.
Questions? Call Evergreen at x6555.

WAG:Living with the earth
By Paul Houghtaling
Wilderness Awareness Group .
You are lying on your belly in the center
of a field. Slowly barely perceptibly your arms
creep forward and you pull yourself a few
inches closer. Closer to what?
Twenty minutes ago you had spied two
deer bro'Hsing along the far edge of the field.
Since they hadn't yet noticed you, it seemed as
though it would be fun to test yourself to see
how close to them you could get. You are now
only ten feet away and can see how thin they
have become from a harsh winter. The rapid
alarm chatter of a winter wren grabs your
attention, and the attention of the deer. They
begin to slowly step away from you into denser
cover where they continue to feed keeping one
eye out for the source of the wren's distress.
Sure enough, the corner of your eye catches the
strolling gait of somebody walking past. The
deer cease feeding and walk gingerly into the
forest, unnoticed.
This is the type of experience that is often
hoped for at Evergreen's Wilderness Awareness
Group. WAG is a group that is dedicated to
natural history and practicing the skills of
living with the earth, popularly' called
aboriginal living skills. These include the skills
of building a shelter with forest materials,
making fire by friction, discussing plants of the

Clean-up.
"This will be a great opportunity for
students and staff from Evergreen to get out
into the community and do something to
address the problem of hunger and
homelessness." said Liz. "The Hunger Cleanup is a very visible way for students to get
involved with their local community and make
an impact. "
The group hopes that student s and staff
from Evergreen ca n take part of their Saturday
morning or afternoon, come to Bread and
Roses Family Shelter, and help out a bit.
Everyone is welcome, and please bring a paint
brush when you come! For more information
please call WashPIRG at 866-6000 ~x605.8.

hlh" Spealu II' hI,,'I?

Can you clearly represent diverse
and contrary views?
Can you commit,to serving students
for a year?

Student Representative
to the
Board of Trustees

SWO looking for volunteers
By Brian Freeborn
Student Workers Organization
The student workers organization
attempts to seek out the concerns of Evergreen
student workers and resolve as a group to
create a union. This union is used to serve the
approximately 700 student employees and to
improve the service the Evergreen community
receives from these students. The SWO is a
resource for education on student workers
rights and labor organization. The SWO
believes in the necessity to inform students on
labor struggles inside and out of the Evergreen
com munity.
The SWO is looking for student workers
to vol unteer their time and efforts to help
encourage job security, shorter pay duration,
more benefit s, student access to food stamps,
and education on health insurance. This is an

An Invitation:
We need you to participate! We need
your ideas, your creativity, your energy, your
hands. There is a lot of work that needs to
be done between now and May 9. We have
planning meetings every Monday night in
room 2219 of the Library building at 6 p.m.
If you can't make the meetings but still want
to help, or if you need to contact us for any
other reason, we can be reached at: From the
Ground Up, TESC CAB 320, Olympia, WA
98505,
866-6000
x6144,
or
dixonchr@elwha.evergreen.edu. Check out
our website at http://agora.rdrop.com/
-bortec/ftgu/ftgureg.html

easy task that can·be done while you work. The
SWO has strategies, but,they only work if you
get involved.
The SWO is looking to educate the media
on and off campus about our efforts, student
rights, and laws concerning student workers.
We need your help.
The SWO is looking for'the 1997-1998
school-year coordinators. We would like to get
those interested involved, informed, and
trained on what is needed to make the SWO
successful. There is a Labor Notes Conference
coming up April 19 to 21 in Detroit. We would
like those interested in being coordinators next
year to attend. If this sounds like what you
want to do, contact us at x6098 so we can sign
you up. Power is only created by those who
make it.

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Student
demands
agribusiness.
reform
To the Editor:
Are consumers entitled to know the real
living conditions of animals that produce food
and clothing in our state? The answer may
surprise you.
For example, Norway recently ruled that
the producers of animal products cannot
misrepresent the living conditions of those
animals. Our country, however, has no such
law. As a result, marketers of farm products
arefrt'e to depict smiling, happy animals, even
if the animals live in horrific conditions.
Of course, the problem is not just
deceptive advertising of farm products.
Modern agribusiness has turned animals into
machines. The most thorough look at this
industry is a book called Animal Factories
(1990). Researchers Jim Mason and Peter
Singer found tormented veal calves barely
alive in tiny crates; laying hens jammed
together{our and five to a cage; and sows
inseminated in a device sometimes referred to
as a "rape rack."
Fortunately, we've made some progress
in the 1990s. Public awareness of these
problems has improved a bit. But for every
issue that has come to the public's attention,
like the situation with veal calves, there are
dozens of other issues that the public and the
news media don't even know about.
Agribusiness won't change un til
consumers demand it. I've made my
statement by becoming a vegetarian. The
American people at least ought to be allowed
to make their own decisions with accurate
information .
Sincerely,
Vita Lusty

Will you commit to representing all
student voices?
Will you speak out for those who
don't know how to be heard?

Apply Now
Application packets are available at the
President's Office (Lib 3109), Vice President for
StudentAffairs Office (Lib 3236), and S &AOffice
(CAB 320).
Applications and Recommendations are due
noon, Friday, April 18 to the President's Office.
April 10, 1997

If you're' interested. in drawing
an editorial cartoon drop by the
CPJ office in CAB
316 or call x6213
and
ask for
Trevor Pyle.

lEse is shackled by the
rhetoric of community
What should student government look against th~ legislature's ever-threatening axe. Contract as their guiding document, the
like? Should it exist at all? Recent efforts to It may, in fact, make us a prime target for principles of community-building and
consensus-seeking embedded in that contract
form such an organization by the graduate conservative budget-slashers in Olympia.
. Many graduate students would prefer to soon led to pragmatic structural difficulties.
students ofThe Evergreen State College have
How do you build consensus in a
been guided by the school's ~:.....-----..;..:;;..-------...;.-----Social Contract, with its
disparate group ofseveral hundred
emphasiS on the twin values of
students, many of whom are
community and consensus.
involved in field work off campus?
The unquestioning adoption of
Might not majority rule be a more
the Social Contract as our
practical form of decision-making?
e
Is building community a
template, however, has limited
reasonable goa l for this kind of
our imagination and confined
the range ofacceptable options.
t organization? Would we do better
The inability of Evergreen
to set our sights on something more
students to organize on their
tangible, less likely to lead to burnown behalf is woven into the
out and disappointment?
We will continue to be
very fiber of the Evergreen
Social Contract. A long history
excluded from the decisions that
of various failed attempts to
affect usso longas no organization
create some form of student
exists to represent our interests as
governance during the last 25
students and workers. Though we
years is usually depicted as a
have been trained to accept this
passive role , and though this
failure curiously out of step
with the college's principles. Yet
training is reinforced by the ruling
in truth the Social Contract may well.have ignore the writing on the wall. Despite the ideology of Evergreen, we have the ability to
been deliberately written to keep uppity explicitly stated intentions of this governor and change it. We mustn 't let the rhetoric of
students and workers in their place.
legislature to make higher education more cost communi ty prevent us from defending our
The college is a product of the 1960s. effective, some would rather pretend that it rights when necessary. And in creating such a
Much like the decentralized campus ofU.e. can't happen here. Yet as class sizes grow, the student group we might, ironically, build some
Santa Cruz, which was physically designed pressure to have graduate students lecture, community.
to prevent a repeat of that decade's student grade papers, and lea~eminars will escalate.
uprisings, Evergreen students have been As intellectual workers, it's imperative that we By Jess Grant
shackled with the rhetoric of community create an organization capable of defending
since the school's inception . The Social our interests.
Contract has been a successful experiment
It's within this context of diminishing
in silencing social un'rest. How was that resources that the Social Contract fulfills its
accomplished?
role. Whatever its original intent, the contract
All conflict has been magically erased now serves to stifle real dissent. We are taught
from the Social Contract, replaced by the to value "consensus" more than debate, while
polite discourse of "diversity" and disagreement is seen as a threat to
"consensus." Classical ideals like "learning," "community-building." Conflicting economic
"education," and "the college" are placed on interests are played out in the safe ritual of
a pedestal. wh ile the inevitable tensions collective bargaining, or are ignored altogether.
produced by disparities in power due to The rhetoric of community is used as a smoke
class, race, and gender are kept carefully in screen to obscure the contradictions bubbling
check by the overriding ideal of just below the surface of our not-so"community-building." The rhetoric of homogeneous campus.
community has ruled out the pOSSibility of
It's not a new tactic. The ideology of
competing or divergent interests.
nationalism, the age-old call to close ranks
The Evergreen State College, alas, is as against an external enemy, is now clad in
connected to the real world as a corporate psycho-babble. I've seen it play out in a variety
boardroom or skid row hotel. Upper of ways. When I helped organize a group of
education is, if nothing else, big business. janitors at a gay bar in San Francisco,
Supported both by the State and student's management portrayed the union as an outside
tuition fees, the education industry employs force attacking the queer community. Gay
thousan~s of people in Washington. As state
workers were asked to rally around the qUler
dollars get tighter, however, demands for flag regardless of how badly their gay bosses
efficiency and performance measures begin exploited them. Similar calls for "economic
to exert a strong downward pull on learning self-reliance" by pro-business separatists like
as well as working conditions. Larger class Louis Farrakhan fail to acknowledge the class
sizes are now being justified with arguments contradictions inherent in entrepreneurial
about economy ofscale, a trend that can only Black nationalism.
spell trouble for students, most faculty, and
Genuine community occurs holistically,
staff.
the result of face to face encounters between
It's natural that, as shrinking public real people. There are in fact many
budgets give rise to calls for efficient communities on this campus, but they don 't
education, faculty andstaffwill begin to feel lend themselves to institutionalization.
the speed-up, just as students and their Students engaged in the intell~ctual dialogue
parents begin to feel the pinch between of their classes or programs form communities
higher fees and decreased services. At without even trying. Communities arise from
universities like UCLA and Ar:m Arbor, a perceived set of common interests and lead
graduate students have organized labor to collective action. They cannot be willed into
unions when asked to teach for miserably existence through institutional conformity or
low wages. Evergreen's unique history as an blind allegiance.
experiment in liberal educations, with its
When the original group of graduate
narrative evaluation, smalicIasses, and inter- students representing the MIT, MES, and MPA
disciplinary teaching, is no real safeguard programs turned unquestioningly to the Social

Despite the explicitly stated
intentions of this governor and
leg is Iat u re tom a ke hi g her
ff
educati.o n more cost e ectlve,
Id
h
t d thO
some wou rat er pre en
a
let 'c an't happen here. Yet as class
sizes grow, the pressure to have
graduate students lecture, grade
papers, and. lead seminars will
escalate.

the Cooper Point Journal



9 • April 1 0,1997

ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT

Would you like to submit to the Arts and Entertainment section? Here's how:
1) Devise a brilliant idea in your head. Muse. Contemplate. Create.
2) Write that story down, put in on a disk and a hard copy with your full name and phone number.
3) Turn it in tei the CPI office up in CAB 316 by Monday at 4 p.m.
4) Talk to the A&E editor if you have any questions or problems.
A complete submissions guide can be found taped nicely t.o the door of the CPI office .



Unique buffoons come to conquer Oly with EI Dorado
by Amber Rack
An unidentified moving object

Theatre." In both 1993 and 1994, the linked immediately in my mind to the world
production received the critic's award for Best of Buffoons.
.
"What's an UMO?" Various sources have Show at the Victoria Fringe Theatre Festival.
"[Buffoons] come here to amuse
suggested these responses to that question: "A
Now, as prophesied (by the article from themselves by mocking us. They are inspired·
feast for the eyes and the mind ... that crackles our Oct. 31 issue), the UMO Ensemble has by the court fool. the one pe.rson in the
with originality." "Insanely beautifuL" "So '!come to our backyard," bringing with them
kingdom who was allowed to make
fantastical that you can't turn awayl" "The the playful Buffoons in El Dorad,o. The show
, fun of the king." Certainly we see
consummate theatre experience." The UMO will be peiformed once only on April 10 at the
in EI Dorado how the Buffoons
Ensemble. formed in 1987, has become known Washington Center for the Performing Arts in
mock humanity's follies and
as oneofthe most innovative. compelling, and downtown Olympia. The production
obsession with power and,
critically acclaimed performance companies is sponsored by the Student
as they say in the show, "[the
based in the Northwest.
Leadership Team at South Puget
conquistadors] brought with
The company is committed to a Sound Community College.
them religion, and other
permanent ensemble of performers who
"The Beginning of the
diseases."
create , compose. and direct their own Story is History, When the '
Buffoons do not come
productions: their creative process is rooted in Story Begins You Will Know ... "
pointing accusatory fingers,
physical theater. The combined contributions El Dorado offers a "buffoon'sthough, or to lecture about
of each member reflect the ensemble's eye-view" of the Spa 11 ish
human failings. Rather. they
phenomenally diverse range of talent and skill. conquistadors'
amuse
themselves
by
Esther Edelman has a solid background in quest for the
highlighting the absurdity of
gymnastics and dance. Martha Enson holds a Ie g end a r y~.'"
human life. They themselves are
Masters degree in puppetry, from the O'Neill "Kingdom of
absurd characters, beginning with
Theater Center. David Godsey specializes in in the Americas.
their grotesquely misshapen
stage combat. Kevin Joyce composes, arranges, Janet McAlpin, director for E1 Dorado,
bodies. We laugh at them, while
and directs vocals. Janet McAlpin has a explained how she was inspired to .
they in turn are laughing at us,
passion for contact improvisation and low- create the performance. "Some
thus we are able to laugh at
flying trapeze. Also, artistic associafe Ela years ago ... 1 caine
ourselves. The magic ofUMO is
Lamblin shares his Original musical sculptures. across a description
ability to bring humor
Additionally, Martha, David, and Janet of the Spanish ConqUistadors'
through the Buffoon characters
each studied at Ecole Jacques LeCoq, in Paris. obsessive search for the mythical golden
to potentially grim, dramatic
The explorations and teachings of Jacques kingdom ofEI Dorado. As I read this account 'material, without trivializing the matter.
LeCoq a master French dramatist, inspired the of the horrific trials the conquistadors suffered
For example, three Buffoons become
creation of UMO's Buffoon troupe. These torrential rains, fevers, cancerous sores, three conquistadors: Gonzalo Jimenez de
lovably irreverent Buffoons were first starvation, mutiny, cannibalism. I was struck Quesada. Nicolas de Ferdermann, and
introduced with UMO's production of E! by how insane with the desire for gold these Sebastian de Benalcazar, all seeking El Dorado,
Dorado in 1992. An original work. El Dorado men must have been to suffer such hardship. I meet by chance in the vaUey of Bogota. Claims
was created in the highly engaging, acrobatic was inspired by the image of a man killing are staked and fought over. each seeking
and colorful style of European "Buffoon himself in sea rch of gold. The craziness of it victory in the name ofGod, the king, and most
importantly, himself. The absurdity of the
scene is emphasized by the squabbling
interaction of the Buffoons. and we see one
figure struggle with his pantomime swo.rd,
staggering and toppling repeatedly under its
weight.
Yet the Buffoons are serious about
Paine, the singer/so ngwriter/guitar guy's
by Jennifer Koogler
their
humorous
pursuits.
voice melts all overthe chords. Lick your lips
A&E Editor
El
Dorado
brillian tly reveals the diverse
afterwards.
This Saturday. April 12 the sunny indie
"Repairs," a song about one who waits character of Buffoons. Their oozing
pop band Micro-mini will play at the Capitol
for the one he or she loves to see them, deformities. built upon a foundation of the
Theatre. The band comes to Oly with the
features an exceptionally catchy chant "Call typical human figure, create two contrasting
stTl·ngt h of their latest EP, This is jennie
me up, call me up, call me up," and a yummy styles of movement. In one moment they are
(Collective Fruit) behind them.
harmony With Paine and Barnet. It'a an
jennie delivers a five song (six when you
example of one of the best things about
count the hidden track) ray of sunshine into
Micro-mini: their ability to find little nooks
an otherwise dim indie
and crannies to cram
world often taken to
musical goodness into.
exploring the less
The result is a full, wellpositive sides of life.
rounded sound that
While the main topics of
makes the songs all the
the EP are the usual
more enjoyable.
by David Scheer
lovelorn sentiments pop
"MachoRenowned community builder
music is based upon,
Grande"
is
the
The Evergreen State College's annual
Micro-mini doesn't let
exception to the light,
Spring Arts Festival will extend to two full
their instruments follow
upbeat feeling. Alight,
them down into their photo courtesy of collective fruit
weeks ofactivities this year, and will showcase
wavering
gu itar part
despair. It's like looking ....-____________________--,
over 30 events and efforts from at least eight
matched with a
Student Activities groups .
Festival
back years later at a The cute fo lks in Micro-mi ni are
drudging bass line
Jessie
Breznau
says
that
this will
coordinator
failed relationship. The Jennie Severn, Lance Paine), Amy
(performed by bassist
be a comeback year for the f~st ival which l1as
remnants of pain and Barnet and Nabil Ayers. Their
Jennie Severn. I'm not
dwindled in size for the past few years.
regret have faded so you shi ning faces will grace the Capitol
sure if the EP was
The festival will kick off Sunday April
c ~n
look
back, Theater Satur<;lay night.
remem ber t he good 1.-__________________________--' named after her) send
27
with
events sponsored by Evergreen's
a cloud over the sun
Jewish
Cultural
Center, including a show
stuff, and smile. Micro-mini expresses the mild
and wallows around for awhile. But the EP
hilarity of heartache with clear lyrics and
Jewish comedian Joel
starring
traveling
ends on a cheery note with the hidden track
Chasnott
and
an
Israeli
folk dance band.
upbeat melodies.
"Rope-A-Dope" that sends the gray
Simultaneously,
construction
will begin
This is jennie opens with "She's not F," a
scurrying. Tucked inside is a fast-paced
on Insta-City, a model city to be builCin the
song with a suave and sassy keyboard part
middle section guitar groove that should
Library first floor lobby out of odds and ends
played stelthfully by Amy Barnet, who also
inspire others to twist and smile.
and garbage. Luke Turner, the coordinator
adds backing vocals and auxiliary percussion
Micro-mini plays with The Calculus
for the Insta-City project"will be holding city
to the EP. A toe-tapping, head·bouncing drum
Theory and The Elements at the Capitol
planning meetings Wednesdays at 1:3_0 p.m.
beat (performed by drummer Nabil Ayers)
Theatre starting at 6 p.m. Admission is $5
bathes listeners in warm creamy goodness, like
available at the door, and people of all ages
the inside of a Cadbury creme egg. Lance
are welcome.

Micro-mini brings springtime pop to
Capitol Theater

feral, animal creatures romping wildly about
the stage: in another scene their movement is ,
gracefully synchronized, almost like ballet, as
they represent the fluid rocking of the sea.
Their tone may be ironic, satirical, gently
vicious, or gleeful and childlike. In E1 Dorado
we see passionate, dramatic portrayals of Lope
de Aguirre, leading his "Maranones" in mutiny
and murder after futilely seeking EI Dorado in
the Amazon, arid Pedro Serrano, a Spanish
sailor' who has been shipwrecked on a deserted
island for seven years. Then, in contrast. we
find them reduced to a state of oral fixation,
like infants; they snuggle together for a
decept ively innocent-sounding session of
question-and-answer with God.
Buffoons are much like children,
revealing a fascination and delight with their
discovery of our world. They are known to
travel through the audience, sniffing out
human weaknesses and triumphantly
disclosing them: like a sophisticated Easter egg
hunt. They may sight some human possession
like a hat or coat, an umbrella or backpack
which is of particular interest, and ask to
borrow it. The image of these insatiable
creatures adorned with our apparel furt her
enhances a sense of the absurdity in our world.
So, what's an UMO? My own thoughts .
describe wonderful. amazingly talented
people. Their work is refreshingly original,
thematically profound, saturated with insights
about human experience. Through powerful
words and movement, they bring to the stage
rich imagery, infused with a passion that truly
carries the spirit of theatre as an art form.
But the best answer is to see for yourself
what anUMO is. If you want to know, go . .
journey tonight to the Washington Center and
seek out E1 Dorado, the "Kingdom of Gold."
Curtain is at 7:30 p.m.; tickets are $14.00/
$12.00 for aduits,.$12.00/$10.00 for students
and seniors. For tickets or information call 7538586. Student rush offers a 50% discount at the
door beginning one hour before showtime.
Hopefully you will love them as much as
they will certainly love you.
Pboto courtesy oftbe UMO Ensemble and the
good folks at South Puget Sound Community
ColJege.

Spring Arts Festival

extravaganza coming soon

the Cooper Point Journtll

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April 10, 1997



in the Student Activities area of the CAB
building. Anyone can be a city planner, says
Breznau.
Other notable activities include an arts
walk, a May Day parade and celebration, new
music and dance concerts, a visit from Chicagobased printmaker Carlos Cortez and a spoken
word show. The Lesbian and Gay Film Festival
will run from May 2-4. The arts festival's finale
celebration will be held on May 10 featuring a
Rockabilly concert with bands Bughouse Five,
Flatirons, and a student band coordinated by
Jamie Hermann.
A four page special insert with a full
description of all events will printed in next
week's CPJ.
The festiva l still welcomes participants
for many events. Anyone interested in
participating or adding activities can contact
Breznau at campus extension 6412.

Songs in the key of Springfield brings
the Simpsons back to CD.
by Bryan Frankenseuss Theiss
Simpsons histor ian
Maybe it's my youth or my cartoon·
centric tastes, but as far as I'm concerned, The
Simpsons is the best damn show in the history
of television. In its eight years of existence it
has probably made me laugh out loud several
thousand times. I don't know how many
normal sitcoms have come and gone since
1989, but none of them have consistently
blindsided me with comedic genius like Conan
O'Brien, Greg Daniels, Brent Forrester and all
of the other great writers on The Simpsons
have. Likewise, there hasn't been a show (or
, that
movie, for that matter) that has made such
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insightful and hilarious social commentary or
, '/tnpther, prpple~:ha~ ,t~#
, . made me care so much for its characters.
: , of the story liiles. "-ct.u;illy, ;ttie main ~tory ' Homer may be the dumbest man to ever live,
' IUle. Early Qn'fu'the moVie Jacey~iv~a:;aj ' but after all I've been through with him I can't
. fu~big, d~p, b!ack f.lmUY secret.. W~y earlY
help but be touched at the end of the episode
on,in the mQvie.~the.first ~ene; This "Vas
"Lisa's Wedding" when the young genius of the
.. abigdisapfu.>intment be~useit.gi)ve away
title decides to accept her father's
all the myiltery. r could have lett'the mQ~ie . idiosyncrasies and walks off into the sunset
· ':~eater after the:first S'~ene and' Mi~ell this .
holding his hand while he tells her excitedly
· revit:w the SllIl'}f. By releasing the mystery
about gorging himself and vomiting.
too soon, I pr,!!tty ~i:'clI :had t\leeriding 'all
But the brilliant writing and superb voice
·fi.grire<fout thirty min~tes iilto it: '
','
acting is not the only thing that makes the show
· .... Another problem was-the importance
funny and compelling. There's also that
of tlte two I191t ~rQthers. A I~gepo,rtion of
unforgettable Danny Elfman theme song and
the tUne was spent cOr\centratmg on the ·
those occasional ; extraordinary musical
,', thara~ter. ~Jacey. The supposed ,:main
numbers. That theme (including alternate end
character Doug had llQ more signitkance in
credits versions) and many of those numbers
the s.tory;llne·than Jacey; except thatD~)Ug
have been compiled onto the new album songs
was the narrator ~fthe movie. ,",
in the key ofspringfield, an absolute must-have
. ' Wit!'~utth~ ~cterJ~cey,~he m!>v~e
for Simpsolls obsessives.
'Woula not'exist Tlie entire'plotrevolves
The album clocks in at just under 56
· . arou~d hiID.aqdJUs problems. f,havenoticed
minutes, but contains 39 tracks. Between and
within the songs are dialogue and sound effects
,ilease $t!e Abbott$ down at
from many of the shows most popular scenes
" . :the'bQttomof
.
(composer/album producer Alf Clausen says
r - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -. he scoured the Internet to find which jokes
were most cherished by 'the fans). So in
~.a04
between jazz tracks by Lisa and her mentor
"Bleeding Gums" Murphy, we get the classic
State of Washington Cooperative Studies Program
James-Earl-Jones-in·the-clouds scene with
Mufasa, Darth Vader and the voice of CNN.
*DevelopmentaI Studies
Also included is the legendary scene where
*Intensive Spanish Language and Culture Studies
Homer dug through the couch looking for a
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Isnack:
HOMER: Ah, $20. I wanted a peanut!
HOMER'S BRAIN: Twenty dollars can buy
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Spanish Language and
many peanuts.
Latin American Culture
HOMER: Explain how!

(Intermediate & advanced levels)
HOMER'S BRAIN: Money can be exchanged
4/15/97 Application Deadline
for goods and services .
It's difficult to list the highlights of an
album like this because there are so many. My
Winter Quarter (1/5/98 - 3/1 8/98)
Seminar: Development,
environment, and health in
Latin America
~hat all oOacey's problems~on~g the '
10/20/97 Application deadline
. Abbott,family could -have aU 'Deen Doug's
ptob~ But they-snowed JaceY's problems '
Spring Quarter (3/30/98 - 611 0/98)
through ,hi;s kidbroth,er's eyes.
Individual Project or Internship in
, " The si:re~nplay eQuid use another
environment, development & health issues.
. ,co~ple .of arafti.Jt lads. focUs~ Phe(}nix's
, c&f~ct.er GOw;d~v~been mote developed,
Summer Session (6/17/98 - 8112198)
1)'ler~s ch;u;-acJer coul<l have been more'
Spanish Language and
develo[led;lOdGoiilg's ch;i'rarter could have
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personal favorite is "The Amendment Song,"
a School House Rock parody that
simultaneously makes fun of "Generation X"
nostalgia and offers a searing satiric swipe at
proposed constitutional amendments: "I'm an
amendment to be / Yes an amendment to be
/ And I'm hoping that they 'll ratify me /
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too
much freedom / I want to make it legal for
policemen to beat 'em / 'Cause there's limits
to our liberties / Least I hope and pray that
there are cause those liberal freaks go too far."
Another one of my favorites is ") t Was a
Very Good Beer," an impromptu lament about
fake IDs and listening to Queen that Homer
sang while dumping his beer down the sink.
And of course there's the Music Man style
"The Monorail Song" which was a major
landmark in the show's evolution from
greatness to pure godliness.
Of course, who could forget the tacky
musical versions of A Streelcar Named Desire
(performed by Chief Wiggum, Marge, Apu
and Flanders) and Planet o[lhe Apes (where
Phil Hartman as Troy McClure sings to the
tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" and later puns
"They finally made a monkey out of me! "
during the famous Statue of Liberty finale)?
And what about the so ngs by actual
celebrities? - "Capitol City" by Tony Bennett.
"Jingle Bells" by Robert Goulet, "Senor Burns"
and "The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Afro·
Cuban version)" by Tito Puente & His Latin
Jazz Ensemble. and the genuinely sweet "Lisa
It's Your Birthday" by a pseudonym ous
Michael Jackson?
The list goes on and on - "See My Vest:
"Baby On Board," "Who Needs the Kwik-E·
Mart?," even the Bart·orchestrated church
choir version of "In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida." Just
about the only things really missing are the
songs from the recent Sherry Bobbins episode
and the Sonic Youth version of the end credits
theme from the "Homerpalooza" episode.
Hopefully there wiII be a volume 2.
The booklet doesn't have any art inside.
though the CD looks like a donut and it even
leaves .a grease stain on the jewel box.
Fortunately. there are some nice liner notes
where Clausen explains his work methods
and, better yet, Matt Groening explains the
philosophy behind the creation of the unique
instrumental theme song.
Ifyou love The Simpsons. this album will
sure to make you laugh every time you pop it
in. just as the show itself does.

Abb,otts. •• continued

Students may participate for one, two, or three
quarters. However, enrollment in the Winter
Quarter is a prerequisite to participation in the
Spri ng Quarter individual projects or
internships.
Cost is $3,150 per quarter.
Applications for the Washington State
Cooperative Development Programs in
Ecuador, year - long or fall quarter, study
abroad program are due Tuesday, April )5 to
the coordinator of International Programs &
Services, L1406A

()ffice A§§i§tant
Debbie Garrington at Library 3121 x6190 seeks assistant for
clerical duties such as maintaining computer files, assisting with
large bulk mailings, record keeping, project tracking, typing, and
xeroxing. Qualified candidate will have average typing ability,
knowledge of general office procedures, and strong
organizational skills. Computer literacy, fam iliarity with word
processing and some experience in writing is also desired . Pay is
$6lhrfor 15 hours a week. Be available ASAP until June , 1997 .

'it'" Pro~ral1l hrol'hltn's & applkations
an' mailahk in thl' .\PEL Oflil'l'. LI -Wl
the Cooper Point Journal

been more developed.
'However, I re3lly did enjQy the movie.
The actors, particularly Ka_thy Baker, were
notataUlike the way kids of the 19905 picture
people of the 19505. I would recommend it
despite its problems.

·11' Of ,

April 10, 1997

ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT

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held to plan a mock fashion 's how Oil .,.,.yfiq. It'l·~. by the cp..,,"~ttee in SoIl~.IjJY.i .
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7:30 ·p.m. at T~e Washln.U!o"l,cantef.{or Perf9.l',"ing Arts: "EI Dorado" presented~y UM~ -F'n ,aAlmbilA
for students and''''''lor" \ft.,for the generarp,Liblie.

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie is the best sort of theatrical crap
by Bryan Frankenseuss Theiss
CPJ Arts and Entertainment Hack

"They've got a power and a force thatyou've never
seen before / They've got the ability to morph
and to el'en up the score / No one can ever take
them down / The power lies on their side" Mighty Morphin Power Rangers original theme
If you're looking for a completely unique
theater experience the likes of which will never
be seen for decades, then perhaps what you are
looking for is Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie.
This is the funnest, the funniest, th e most adeptly
inept film currently showing in theaters.
As the title implies, Turbo is the second
theatrical feature based on the wildly popular and
bizarrely incompetent children's martial arts
fantasy TV show Mighty Morphin Power
Rangers (now known as Power Rangers Zeo ).
Unlike th e first film , which tried for semirespectability using CGI ·robots. one established
actor and musicians ranging from Devo to Van
Halen , Turbo stays very faithfu l to the feel of the
show. The computer animation in the first movie
was unconvincing, so they've come to their senses
and gone back to models and costumes like the
ones in the Japanese stock foo tage they use on
the show. They've also stuck most ly with Power
Rangers veterans behind the scenes. including
the show's co-crea tor Shuki Levy, who acts as codirector. co-writer and composer (a la Prince). All
of this shows in the fini shed product: you have
probably never seen this style of crappiness on
the big screen. And I don't mean that negalively.
The story begins beautifully with a kindly
al ien wizard named Lerigot (who looks a lot like
the one in the Masters of the Universe movie)
ge tting chased around. warp ing to earth and
lwing nursed to health by a bunch of monkevs. II
turns our :hat an ev il space pirate vill ainess

named Divatox is trying to steal Lerigot's magical
key so that she can unleash her demon fiancee
from a volcano and use his power to take over
the galaxy.
The Power Rangers would be glad to stop
Divatox 's plan but their disembodied head
Zordon tells them that their Megazord giant
robot is not powerful enough for the task. So they
invent a new advanced technology called "Turbo"
which is basically a bunch of cars that drive really
fast and then connect into "the most powerful
Zord ever."
Naturally, they put the cars onto a haunted
pirate ship and sail offtoa magical island, hoping
they can save the world and get home in time to
win the karate tournament so they have enough
money to save the children 's center from being
shut down.
"
If that plot summary doesn't hook you in
then chances are you don't have a soul. But in A
Power Rangers Movie, the plot isn't as important
as the exec ution . Shuki Levy and She ll
Danielson's uniquely terrible script takes a bad
story and turns it to gold. Using the skeleton of
the lava monster plot, they manage to throw in
little gems like a snake . a cliff, a ripoff of the Star
Wars opening, a bus full of kids singing "Row.
Row, Row Your Boat," some dangerous rapids, a
kid in an ad ult body, an adorable alien baby. a
miraculous healing, bad slapstick at a baseball
game. even a cameo by origina l Power Rangers
villainess Rita Repulsa . It's every bit as senseless
a nd disjointed as box office sma shes like
Independence Day but wi thout being cowardly
enough to hide behind expensive special effects.
Instead of trying to hypnoti ze the audience with
a big. complica ted, comput er-enhanced megaexplosion. th ey just burn lip a model boat or have
Kat the Pink Ranger "morph" mid-air or have a

guy in a robot costume punch a guy in a monster magic boat, they are mildly unsettled by a cobcostume.
webbed skeleton. To the set-dresser this must
This is the very best kind of crap, sinterI', have been shorthand for spookiness, but in the
unapologetic, and completely outlandish. Like a context ofthe story it can only be interpreted as
lot of the best giant monster movies, you can love a dead and decomposed body that doesn't seem
it for its charming crappiness without looking to bother the Rangers quite as much as it ought
down on it. And unlike the first Power Rangers to. There's also a strange piece of screwed up
film , this does not feel like a real movie. I don't continuity when an ex-Ranger named Jason
know what it is exactly, but it's pot a real movie. returns to town for a "surprise" visit. As all kids
The writers make little attempt to explain and college-age nerds know, on the show he has
the logic behind this strange wo rl d where long since rejoined the team and become their
"power" and "evil" are measurable resources and leader. Surely kids will puzzle over this one for
giant monster attacks are every day occurences. years.
When they do try to explain, it's in random spots
Turbo's only weakness is that there just isn't
like when a kid driving one of the Turbo vehicles enough fighting and the Rangers don't spend
explains "it's a good thing you <,ion't need a license enough time in their colorful costumes. The
to drive a Zord." Other times they cheat, like middle section on the pirate ship actually gets
when Red Ranger Tommy says "We need to get pretty slow. Even when they do end up beating
these cars on the boat" and they cut to the cars up a bunc h of slimy monsters, they're not
miraculously parked inside the tiny boat, no wearing their new Turbo costumes (which look
explanation.
liKe pajamas but are at least easier to take
The special effects, which are often more seriously than the costumes in a Joel Schumacher
ambitio us than on th e show Qut without Batman movie}. If the filmmakers would have just
destroying the high-cheese aesthetic, are spread . pulled out the full arsenal of craziness that they
out in a similarly random fashion. One of the use on the show (massive martial arts brawls,
most impressive is a nest of animatronic baby robots that grow big and smash the abandoned
birds by Killer K)owns From Outer Spaceauteurs warehouse district . etc.) this could have been the
the Chiodo Brothers that are used for a totally '90s equivalent of berserkist classics like lnfrainsign ificant segment where Lerigo! briefly lands Man and Camera Super Monster.
in a tree. The same goes for the Rangers' arsenal
Because of this odd lack ofinconsequentia l
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thatthey use 10 go hikingorthe helmet headlights as a sci-fi fever dream . But then, you have to
that they use only once (a trick th ey also did in admire the sheer audacity of making a theatrical
the first film).
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hea lthy supply is surreal illogic that , in a more were sitting in front of me got up for a qu ick trip
se rious fi lm, wo ul d be hailed as quirky lind to the restroom and f)li ssed the entire climax.
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