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The Cooper Point Journal Volume 34, Issue 17 (February 23, 2006)
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FEBRUARY

16, 2006

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SYNERGY PULL-OUT, P.

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CONFLICT IN CHINA, P. 11

o COOPER POINT JOURNAL

Issue
17
Volume .34

Feb. 23,2006

Fire and ice

Equipment malfunction damages
Greenery, temporarily halts operations

By Sam Jessup

Gre':l/ery clli!/s serve /ood all Ihe plaza while cleal/-llp crews illside work overlime 10 sOl/atize
'''I"iplll elll dllsted with extillguisher l oam/rom all early lIIornillgjire. Photo: A aroll Bielz

Tuesday. Feb . 21: Around 10:3 0 a. m..
Ihere was an electrical fire in the Greenery
ice machine. The icc machine was throwing
sparks and making loud popping sounds,
and the Greenery morning s hift- Jens .
Tate , Emilio and Heidi - recognized the
fire immediately. lens was ncar a fire
extinguisher and quickly put out the fire .
The cloud from the fire extinguisher dusted
the whole kitchen . In accordance with
Health Department policy. everything in
the kitchen was washed . Cleaning walls.
1100rs, counters. pots and pans took the rest
of the day and all un-canned food that was
exposed to fire ext inguisher chemica ls had
to be thrown oul.

Asked for an estimate on the cost of the
fire . Cmig Ward. DirectorofFood Sen·ices.
gave a " very rough" quote of $(' ,llOO. discarded food included . Crai g said it \\a s too
early to say for certain how much of the
cost wi ll lie with Aralllark and how lIIuch
with Evergreen , bllt that the entire cost
will most likely lie with Aramark . 011 the
day after the fire. the Greenery was back
to normal operation . The kitchen will be
restocked by the time thi s is in prillt and
Greenery customers should not expect any
c hanges in service .
S am J essup is a junior enmlled in Data to
Information. lie is also (h e Ne ws Coon/inator for th e Cooper Point Journal.

Community Action Focus:
Olympia Neighborhoods Ferve Out
By Jacob Berkey and Vicki Faust

"For Alex"

(feC\'or - great \\annlll and intensity of emotioll. fenellt - having or showing great emotion
or I.eal) Ferye Out - sharing fen"OC with your
COli 1I lllmity
Evergreensllldents. faculty. staff and alumni :
What are you doing in ApriJ'7
Olympia NeighbortlOods necd you rhclp. The
Cellier is currenlly setting up projects throughollt
National Volunteerweek. Weare buildingacoalilion to integrate the Evergcccn Conul1unity willl
the NeighborilOods of Oly mpia through direct
act ion projects. These projects \\ill pro\"ide tangible results to everyone involved ,md strengtl1Cn
our community ties while having a good time.
Participating volunteers hme tl1C chance to ncet
lew and interesting people. get off of campus.
possibly find a new rental, and explore the different ncighborhoods around town. providing a
unique opportunity to engage.
National Volunteer Week has been around
sil1Ce 1974. This wcekemphasizes ways in which
\\e c,m impro\'e our community togetlcr. The

National leader
in sustainability
returns to
campus
Dr. Anthony
Cortese will discuss
sustainable ideas

"Astral Grafft"
By Kelley Williamson
Freshman
Madness & Creativity

By John Pumilio

TESC
Olympia, WA 98505

Address Service Requested

2006 theme is ' 1nspirc by Example', a ldlcction
oft he powervoluntccrs have to inspire the people
they help. as well ,is inspiring othercOlmnunity
members. Ifyou live in 01)' mpia. tlris is an opportunity to aidyourtown's fut wc-something you
hold a Slake ill Tlcse prqjects are going to be
ongoing April 2-l-28.
Do you fcc llike a part of tie grcaterOlympia
cOllununity? Would you like to start? Stop by
tic Center (CCBL&A, Sem II E2125) We are
looking fo r YOU R feedback. Our project board is
also c~Jiling out to you-looking foryourconlributions. free tacks def1l1itely still available ANO
\\e will caffei nate you I Do you have a project that
needs shari ng?
Corne by ,md e:-;plore tic possibilities. Tlcre is
a lot goingonbeyondtlc above. We will continue
to pWl1ncltlem into your lead via these articles
until you submit. The Center is only as successfill as :-;ou want it to be. We Illi\'e the resourees.
do you have tie timc" Please take adViU1lage of
us ... please?
Jacob !3erkey and klcki !'aust arc hath enrolled
in 'he kfl~·:1 progralll.

The Sustainability Task Force is excited to
announce the return of Dr. Anthony Cortese
on Monday. Feb. 27. Dr. Cortese is a national
leader in advlmeing sustainability at colleges
and wliversities across the nation. Join Dr.
Cortese from 12-1 p.m. in Sem II Bl105 or
from 7-9 p.m. in Sem II Al 107 to leam from
his unique insights while sharing ideas on ways
to promote sustainabi lity at Evergreen.
Among his many credentials. Dr. Cortese
was the commissioner of the Massaehusells
Department of Environmental Protection. the
first Dean of Enviromncntal Programs at Tufts
University, a co nsultant to the United Nations
Environment Progmmme and a member of
Ule EPA Sc ience Advisory Board. Currently,
Dr. Cortese is President of Second Nature. a
nonprofit organization whose nlission it is to
move llighereducationinstitutions from "good
intentions to concrete actions."
Dr. Cortese will be making tllC most of his

Pltoto: ,1(/roll Bietz

By Joe Wagner

As part of the ongoing Iibrarv remodeli ng project. the Computer Center has had
to suffer through a year-long reloca tion.
construction dust. a flooded hallway. broken
doors and the constant noise of construction
happening right next door. In hindsight. the
inconveniences have been a small price to
pay. The Computer Center is virtually done
being remodeled, and it is a sight to behold.
To celebrate the remodel, the Computer

time at Evergreen. In addition to his public
presentations. he will be advising senior staff
and management and various student groups
throughout tlle day. Besides Ule Sustainability
Task Force. a number of other conununity
members are sponsoring Dr. Cortese's visit.
including Zac Merten of SEED and Brad
Bishop of Greener Futures. Zac remembers
Dr. Cortese's previous visit to Evergreen by
stating, ''I've been Illinking on some of the
principles he laid out ever since. I'm really
looking foC\Vard to seeing him again."
Dr. Cortese's visit is timely for two important reasons: I) Evergreen is in Ille Nlidst of
preparing a long-tenn sustainability plan; and
2) Ille campus will be only days away from
celebrating Synergy (TESC's 51/' annual sustainable living conference)
.fohn PUl11ilio is the Sustainability Task
Force Coordinator.

Center will be hosting an open hou se on
Friday. Feb. 2-l. fro1l1 3--l :30 p.m. Everyone is
welcome to stop by and take a look at the new
fa cility. There will be refreshment s. guided
tours and lI1ultimedia slide shows. For those
who.haven·t seen the new lab yet. I highl\'
recommend thai you visit. " is immediate'"
apparent that all of the inconveniences hare
been worth il.
There arc numerou s advantages that the
new space has over Ille old . The most striking advantage is just Illat : more space. The
addit ional space allows us to add more COIl1 puters. but that isn't the only benefit There is
an extra classroom now. \rhich will help prevent elasses from displacing other computer
users. And with four satellite classrooms. in
addition to the main lab. the new ce nter can
afford the lu:xury of 1l<1\'ing adequate space
between each computer post.
The spacious envirorullent gi\"es a polished
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2116 CORRECTIONS
In our previous week 's issue (2/16)
in the article titled "There is more to
a Liberal Arts Education " by Stephen
Engel, the line "Believe it or not, Reed
was the first Liberal Arts College" should
have read " Nor, believe it or not, was
Reed the first Liberal Arts College. "

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FEBRUARY

STUDENT VOICE

23, 2006

A cab ride in New Orleans

How would
a studettt
gove rtttMettf
ohattge studettt
life?

A Greener retells her story' of touring a
devestated city

By Chelsea Baker and Aaron Bietz

By Lauren Kemple
"
of tears mnning down his cheek. "I'm sorry,"
he looks at me. embarrassed that I'm seeing
him cry.
"No, no. it 's totally fine ," I respond. hoping
he'll continue his story and amazed that he 's
so open with me.
111 .
" My uncle Albert 's gone too. He was over
" How you doin' '!'' he asks. He looks me
in the eyes and smiles. I'm actually feeling in New Orleans east," he motions to his left.
pretty frdgile. I have been in New Orleans " He's who I was named after."
"Wow ..." I·say again.
fortwo-and-a-halfweeks and this cab is the
"I don't think the rest of the world knows
fi rst step of my journey back to Oly mpia. I'm
how bad it really is here. How many people
not looking forward to the transition.
" I'm good." I say, knowing it 's not true, have died, how many people will never
but uncomfortable with the idea of sharing have tJleir homes and their families back.
my sadness and anxiety with someone Ijust The media isn't showing it. It's been four
mel. " How are you?" I ask. stepping into the months; everybody figures it's under control
now. But look," he points to a boat and a
cab and pulling the door closed.
" 1 am blessed. Everyday I wake up I'm cluster of abandoned, smashed-up cars on
thankful to be alive." He turns the key in the ' the side of the freeway. We stop at a red light
ignition and pulls into the street. We drive and he turns to face me, his face warms up.
a few blocks in silence. I'm thinking about " I really am blessed . To be alive. We're so
what he said and my anxiousness about lucky."
going home dissipates. As we pass Louisa
Street , he turns his head to the right and
squi nts as ifhe 's looking at something a few
blocks down . " I told myself! wouldn't come
down here." His voice has softened and he's Lauren Kemple is a senior enrolled in
shaking his head slowly. " My auntie and Reconciliation.
my cousin lived down there . Now they 're
dead . I haven't been to this neighborhood
Lauren and oth er students who volunsince the storm. I knew I'd have to come
teered
in New Orleans will do a slide show
out here sooner or later." He's still shaking
presentation of their experiences tonight,
his head .
" Wow . in the nood?" I ask. our eycs Thursday, Feh. 23 at 7 p.m. in Sem f! EIl05
and Friday Afarch 3 at 12.'';5 p.m. in Selll 1/
connecting in thc rearview mirror.
" Yeah. They didn't want to leave. They IJ2J05. !Jvou're interested in going to Nell'
didn't think it could be this bad. My auntie Orleans for spring break, contact Brad at
prellv much raised me, man. She was SUCH omegaseed(ij)gl11a i I. COI1l
a s \\'eetlad~' ." He reaches up to stop a stream

Dodging a hea p of drywall. doors. and
broken bits of furniture and glass, the cab
pulls to the side of Claiborne Street where
I' m standing with my green bag. The driver
pops the trunk and helps me shove my duftle

would

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23, 2006

Chibi Chibi Anime Film Fest

Soul Food Potluck

Winter Advising Festival

Get your fill of anime films at this allnight event, hosted by the student group
Giant Robot Appreciation Society on Feb.
25 and 26. On Feb. 25, things will be happening fro111 noon to 1:00 a.m . in Seminar II O3lO5, 03107 and 03109; from 3 :
00 p.111. to 1:00 a.m. in 02107 and D2109;
in Seminar II 01105 and_1107 from noon
to 1:00 a.111 .; and in all the lecture halls
from 10 :00 a.l11. to 1:00 a .m. on Feb. 25.
Beginning again on Feb. 26, events will
generally start at 8 a.111. and continue
until 4 p.111 .

Umoja has organized this community
event centered on soul food and its history. There will be eating, dancing and
a speaker, and with food from the Evergreen community, this promises to be an
epicure's delight. This free event will
take place Saturday, Feb. 25 from 5:007:00 p.111 .. in the Longhouse.
Furthermore, this year Umoja is asking
for soul food recipes that will be compiled
and published as "Touching the Soul: A
Collection of the Evergreen Community's
Soul Food Recipes". If you would like to
submit, selid no more than two recipes
including all ingredients, measurements,
appropriate instructions and cook times
with a short description of why it is your
"Soul Food" to Kandi M. Bauman, Umoja
Coordinator, at baukan19@ evergreen.edu
by 5:00 p.m . today. In return you will
receive a copy of "Touching the Soul".

From 4:00 to 5:30 p.m. on Monday, Feb.
27, all students are invited to come to the
Winter Advising Festival at the HCC.
• FREE ice cream/sorbet
• Do some short and long term academic planning
• Meet with faculty members of the
Academic Advising and Career Development staff
• Learn more about Evergreen's graduate programs
In conclusion: MONDAY. 4 p .m .
HCC.

Come hear two Evergreen alumni,
Serena Becker and Rochelle Gause, for
their report-back after living for three
1110nths in Rafah, Palestine. Join OlympiaRafah Sister City Project for an evening
of fine Mediterranean cuisine and crosscultural reflections. Enjoy a slide show
direct frolll Gaza and the West Bank.
Exclusive fair-trade goods from the Gaza
Strip will also be available for purchase.
All proceeds benefit the ORSCP, a nonprofit charity working to promote and
foster friendships between the people
of Olympia, Washington and Rafah ,
Palestine for the purpose of strengthening
cultural awareness and understanding,
international cooperation , justice and
peace.
At the Eagles Ballroom (805 4th Ave
E, Olympia, WA). Tickets are $10 to $30
on a sliding scale. tickets@}orscp .org ,
(360)867-0290

New Orleans Stories
Students will be showing pictures
and telling stories about the rebuilding
and community recovery projects in the
devastated neighborhoods of New Orleans.
Donations will be accepted for students to
travel to New Orlean s for the C0111mon
Ground Collective's " Second Freedom
Rides: Spring Break in New Orleans". For
more info on the event, call 867-6058 or
e-111ail omegaseed@ gmaiI.com . For mOTe
info on the trip, visit www.commongroun
drd ieCorg/freedom rides!.

.;1t:!;t,I'tink the goal is to
oridge
the gap between ~'q
th'e
~~"l'~..
a~ r,p!~isuators and students ~9-.~
wouI9J'd~~end on the students involve ':rf
Galen Swift, Cells and Molecules, Ainciple~f
Economics,lntrotoSpanish, Woodw~~
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S o p h o m 0 rwr e

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FEBRUARY

Evening for Rafah

Community Action House

Hey, join Community Action House for
a day of action on Saturday, Feb. 25.
Part One (9 a.m.-12 p.m.):
Join folks from the community and
Olympia Parks and Recreation to help
clear invasive species at an undeveloped
community park on Buchanan Property.
Abolishing Corporate
Part Two (12 p.m."1 p.m.):
Personhood
Free lunch in Olympia.
Part Three (I p.m.-3 p.m .):
Promoted as an " interactive speaking
Get familiar with some community
event and workshop" with Karen Coulter organizations by attending communityon the subject of corporate personhood, to-community dialogue. This program
explained as " how corporations have will discuss poverty, privitization and
invaded every facet of today's society, the impacts of development, and feain which they control basic human needs tures speakers from the Welfare Rights
and are granted the same civil rights as Organizing Coalition (WROC), the Black
individual people,. enjoyin~ govenll11.e~tal Autonomy Network Community Organiand NGO protectIon despIte comnllttmg zation Thurston County Tenants Union
atrocities ." In the event's promotional (TCTll) and the Michigan Welfare Rights
literature, Coulter IS deSCribed as " a • Organization.
grassroots activist on environmental,
Bus leaves at 8:45, we will pr~vide the
anti-nuclear and social justice issues since coffee I
1980" with extensive work among activist
groups to match . This presentation by The
Environmental Resource Center prom ises
to be interesting and have popcorn. Catch
it today, Feb. 23 at 6:00 p.m. in Lecture
Hall 3.

Meetings

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Thursday Forum 4 p.m. Thursday
Discuss ethics, journalism law and
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Business
Business manager .
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Business apprentice ..
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Ad proQfer and archivist.. .... .. .Carrie Ramsdell
Circulation manager... ...
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Paper archivisL .....
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Distribution manager .. . ........ ... Anna Nakano
Ad sales representative ......Kristen Lindstrom

News
Editor-in·chief...
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Managing editor. .. .......... .. ...... Kate DeGraaff
Arts & Entertainment
... unfilled
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Calendar.............. ...... .. ... .... Francesco DiStefano
Comics
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Copy editors.....
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Letters & Opinions....
. ....... Alex London
News.......
.. Sam Jessup
Photos ......... .. .... .... .. ....... ... Aaron Bietz
Student Voice ... .............. ........ Shane Bolinger
DeSign
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Victor Sanders
Advisor...... ........... .

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Computer Center. ..
Continued from Page I
look to the center. rn addition, all the extra
room allows for a more effective floor plan.
The consultants' station, newly expanded, is
strategically placed between the entrance and
the computers, so that consultants canfield
questions from both computer users and new
arrivals. The station has a very smooth and
professional look now, thanks to the glass
counters encircling the entire work area. And
the Computer Center staff is much easier to
get a hold of, since their new offices have
huge windows that let people know when
they are available.
In fact , there are new windows in almost
every room. The old Computer Center used
to have just two windows- now we have 16.
Besides the benefits of having a nice view,
the additional natural light helps brighten up
the entire lab.
The computers aren't the only technology
of note in the new lab. Each classroom is
equipped with a top of the line AN system
for instructor presentations. Perhaps the most
impressive new technological addition is the
15-foot wide folding door. Having an ex1rdwide entrance helps to open up the rest ofthe
lab, and the door keeps the entrance secure
. when the lab is closed. What's so impressive
about the door is watching it open and close. It
involves two synchronous key turns from difrerent parts of tile room, like a missile silo.
Complicated? Maybc.
Cool? Definitely.
.Joe Wagner is a third-.j/ear situ/em e!'/rolled
in Molecule to Organism. He is a student
consultant at the Computer Center.

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February 21

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Various Artists
Ml\"cricli.
Rcleascd Fcb. 7,
2006
That ' s th e worst
title ever. Friends
ll'ilh Benefi l , what
horseshit. I've ncve r
eve n heard of One
Hill Tre c. and fuck
thc WB. Since when
do tclev ision shows
hme so undtrack s'l Es pecially in volumcs. I'm not
cvc n go ing to fucking listen to it.
.

Caught in the Act

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"The three of us made some bets. First, A won from B as
much as A had originally. Second, B won from C as rnuch
as B then had left. Thirdly, and finally, C won from A as
much as C then had left. We ended up having equal
amounts of lTlOney, and I began with fifty cents."

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Which one of the three - A, B, or C - is the s peaker?
We«k 6 IIn s we r : No inrii"idua ilill c "anish cs . Eig ht oJ th e te n lin es are b ro k e n illto t w o scgme nt s. th e ll th esC'
sixteen scglllen t s are red istributed to J o nn lIine lines. ea ch a trij1e longer than beJore. Tlte to tal of 0 11 th ese sl1lClIl
incrcases cxac tly equa ls th e length q{ aile lin e.

(CD and DVD) [Live]
Michael Bublc'
Repl"ise/Wca
r~c1eased Nov. 22, 2005
On the co \·c r. the names and title arc written in lower
casc. so apparcnlly Ihat 's supposed to be a sign of
modesty. a sort of diminishing of the self. Since the
CO\'cr looks like a Dean Ma rtin grea test hits compilation. it ca n casily be surmised that this is
in fact a \\'cak attcmpt to mask Mr. Bublc"s
(pro no unccd boo b-lay, he hehe) rather sizablc cgo . To save timc and spacc. thi s is
nothing llIorc Ihan a bland, boring attempt
at Donny Osmond (Ialk about aiming low.
\\, haI C\'cr happened to shooling for the
stars?) and sou nds just Ii kc any othcr
lou ngc acl bla h blah blah.

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Moho is Japancsc for " thing"
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thc Sky thri\'es o n minimali sm 10 crca tc thcir bleak atmosphcrcs. Mono makes the IllOs t
ou t ofthcir instrulllcnts to cxtract fullcr. dcnscr sound s tntcturcs .
The albulil begins ",ilh "Fla mcs bcyo nd thc Cold Mountain". as trcllluious curre nt s al a
Windy & Carl fan oUllikc ripplcs across a pond . From thi s sprou t tiny little riffs that g r:ldually build off cach other. growi ng into a thunderous c rcscc ndo. There arc hi Ilt s of Godspecd
Yo u Black Emperor strewn throug hout "A Heart Has Asked fo r thc Pleasurc". thc lead- In
to thc cpic (perhaps the pcrfcct word to describe the a lbum ) " Yea rning". wherc stri ngs and
a g lockc nspicl accompan~' thc dual guitars. " Ycarning" carrics \\ ith it thc most similarit ics
with Explosions in thc Sky. Inspircd by thc plea surc asked for by the hcart. basic gu it ar pal tcrns Ieavc onc with longing for something lost or unattainable, something nost alg ic until
risi ng into a thunderous crescendo. of which Mono are indisputably the mastcrs. "Arc Yo u
Thcre'?" is a question asked into space, following " Yearning". What was wanting is now
being sought in the night. 'The Remains of thc Day" is an ambient piano dalliance mixcd
with haunting delay effects that fadcs into " Moonlight", a lingering. poignant c10surc to
the album with full Sigur Ros Takk-csque orchestries culminating into the mo st beauti fu l
grandiosc climaxes on the album. realizing that in fact. yo u arc there.

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23, 2006

Clouds land Thursday and Friday night only
By Carolyn Donna Cammer
"T h e C l o ud s" was wr itt e n b y
A ri sto phanes 2,429 years ago, and it 's
s till funni e r th a n w hateve r yo u wa tc hed
w hil e yo u were hi g h la st ni g ht. First
s taged in 423 BCE, the P hron tis te r ion
pro udl y presents a rep eat th is Thursday
and Frid ay n ig ht, Feb . 23 a nd 24 at R
p .m . in th e Rec it a l H a ll of th e COM
b ui ld in g . A lthoug h th e perform a nce is
e nti re ly free -of-c ha rge, th e p rodu cers
are req uired by law to say th at th is play
is fill ed w ith co nt e nt so adult , so lewd
th at kids w ho ha ppe n to overhea r it wi ll
exp lo d e . The pl ay is j ust th at di rty.
" Th e C lo ud s" t e ll s th e s t o r y of
S trepsia d es a nd h is pl ayboy so n
P hei di ppi des. Phei dipp ides has a weakn ess fo r h o rse r ac e s a nd a gam blin g
p rob le m , so na turall y hi s fa th e r is in debt
a nd p issed o ff a t his son . But Strepsiades
has a pl an .
T hi s is A th e ns afte r a ll , s till e ngaged ·
in th e Pe lo po nnesian War w ith Spa rta,

a nd p e rs u a- ,
public
s i ve
dis c o urse is as
co mm o n
as
de bt, laws uits
and j ury duty.
In At he n s, a ll
ci ti ze n s v o t e;
he n ce , w hoever
ca n p e rs u a d e th e
m os t citi ze ns m a kes
laws a nd w in s laws uit s. So necessary is pers uas ive publi c di scou rse in A thens
th at a new b ra nd o f teac he r has
appea red , the Sophi st, w ho for
a fee ca n teach a nyo ne ho w to
m ake th e wo rse a rg um e nt beat
th e bett er a rg um e nt.
S treps iades' pl a n? Enro ll
hi s so n in The Ph ro nti s te ri on
(or T hink ery ), run b y the bigges t , b a dd es t So phi s t in

t ow n : Socra t es. If Soc ra tes
ca n teac h Ph e idippides how
t o m a ke th e b ad a r g u me n t
beat th e be tt er arg ume n t, then
Stre psia des ca n lega ll y refuse
to pay hi s cred itors- p ro blem
solve d.
T he co med y th a t e ns ues,
says t h e N ew Yor k
T imes, w ill "break yo ur
bra in in two wit h funn y,
a nd lea ve yo u ha rd , we t,
and cryi ng from la ughter,"
a nd Th e Ch r ist ia n S ci e n ce
. M onito r ca ll s it "more hip , more
m o d e rn , a nd 1110 re e nt e rta ini ng
th a n th e oc. ,.
B a nn e d t wice tn f i fty - o n e
co unt r ies fo r inc iting r iot and
public orgy, "The C louds" is the
m os t controversial Gree k co med y
of a ll tim e, th e m os t co ntrovers ia l

because Socrates, here e r roneo usly cast
as a Sophist, is put to death by Ath ens 24
yea rs later for being wh at he never was,
a Sophi st . A nd th o ug h the pl ayw ri ght
A ri stopha nes and Soc ra tes were fri e nd s,
A ris to pha nes, by w ay of funn y, he lped
co nt ribu te to the eve ntu a l pe rsec u tion
a nd th e eventu al exec ut io n of hi s fri e nd
Socrates, the most legendary philoso phica l figu re of a ll tim e.
Yo u ca n see " T he C loud s" th is T hursd ay a nd Frid ay, Feb . 23 a nd 24 at ~ p .m .
in th e Rec ita l Ha ll of th e COM buildi ng .
Co me see " The C lo uds" be fore th ey' re
go ne.

Carolyn Donna CO lll mer is (I jun ior
enrolled in Fre nc h. Latin . and (1 1/
8- credit co ntract on Shakespearean
tragedy. She is also the coordina tor of
th e Phro ntisterion.

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Working within our limitiations
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Begins March 6 th , 2006!
Thi s year Eve rgreen will run its Second Annual
Commuter Contest to he lp encourage and
reward students, staff and faculty for choosing
to commute alternatively to campus.

Participating is easy- just fill out a Commuter
Log one week each quarter, and you will be
entered into a drawing for great prizes like
massages, and gift certificates to local shops
and restaurants!

Our goal is to continue to increase the number
of trips to campus tha t are taken using alternative
means. Ju st about any trip you take that isn't
alo n e in your car will help all of us here at
Evergreen and serve as a positive example for
others in our communities and reg ion.

Stay with the program for both winter and
spring quarters, and be entered into our grand
prize drawing for a chance to win an Apple iPod,
and a gift certificate for travel on Amtrack
or for Olympia Outfitters/The Bike Stand.

Win great prizes like an
Apple iPod!

To help make your commute a little easier,
you can also get access to your very own
ventilated clothing locker- use it to store your
gear overn ight and to dry your clothes during
the day.

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Services in Seminar I, and fill out an application.

Anyone can participate, just fill out a Commuter Log the we~k of March 6th!
Pick one up at Parking Services, the Evergreen Bike Shop, or online at: www.evergreen.edu/commute

• Roughly speaking, one gallon of gas releases 20 Ibs. of C02 into the atmosphere. Assuming an average vehicle gets 20 mpg, every mile that is commuted alternativ~IY prevents 1 pound of C°2
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A story about Synergy
By Andy Roo Asmus
Synergy, the annu a l Sustainable Living
Conference, is a mee ting of minds focu sed on
the possibilities of a sustainable future. O ne of
those possibili ties is found in the intersec tion
of art , acceptance a nd com munit y.
Last year at Synergy, I was involved in a
sculpture proj ect on Red Square where the
prunings from the surro und ing syca more
trees were reused to ma ke an interact ive art
piece, "the Synergy Dome." Look for more
sculptu res ma de fro m salvaged syca more
branches at the 2006 Synergy Confe rence,
fro m March 1-4. In 2005, hundreds, maybe
thousa nds of branches were bo und together
into pliable chords and we tried to lash these
toge ther, braci ng them to fo rm a dome 20-30
feet in diameter. It neve r stood as had been
planned due to leaving out other structural
mate rials th at didn ' t fit our sta nd ards of
reuse. The materials did not have the stabili ty
needed to support their own weight at such
a large scale.
Frustrations mounted among the 20 -25
people working on raisi ng the dome. One'
person after another offered up plans and
ideas on how to make it work. The plans
conflicted, and none of them could overcome
the iss ue of gravity anyhow. Then, when the
energy of the group seemed at its worst, the
original plan was abandoned and we decided
to work with what we had, fi nding out that
the ideal wasn't necessary for the project to
be mea ningful a nd to produce something
beautiful.
The chords were left in a snaking pallern on
the South edge of the square next to the lawn
in a way that was both safe and pleasi ng to the
eye. Some of the prunings were bound and
arranged to form a labyrinth , and the others
j ust lay where they were. If the dome were to
have stood, the planner's ideas would 've been
realized and the materials would've taken a
single, static form. With the plan abandoned,
the conference attendents and students were
able to each contr ibute their own vi sion
and rearrange the chords how they wished.
What resulted was truly interactive art where

dozens and dozens of people randomly added
th~ir ow n touches to a very organic structure.
Kids made nests, grow nups made places to
sit, talk and share foo d. Studen ts played in,
on and under it, and helped make the whole
space come ali ve.
The rea liza ti on that ca me to me fro m
bein g a rou nd thi s p roj e ct is th at give n
the op po rtuni ty, s pace a nd m ate ri a ls.
peop le will c rea te a rt spo nt a neo us ly. It
spr ings fro m somew he re dee p, the need
fo r c reati on. The pla n wo uld 've res ulled
in a co mpletely di ffe re nt experie nce if it
had succ eeded. Someti mes accepti ng the
reality of limitatIOns can allow fo r limitless
possibilities to become vis ible. And that is
what Synergy is al l abou t. Unde rstandi ng
the limits we all share on account of li ving
on the Ea rth and reali zi ng how operating
w ithin those lim its does n' t have to be
confining, but can lead to beaut iful creations,
relationships, experiences, synergies. Please
bring your talents, hands and visions to Red
Square during Synergy where we can create
together.

Andy Roo Asmus is a third-year student
enrolled in Ecolo gical Agriculture.

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Synergy Art
Installations

23, 2006

By Kate Clyde
The Synergy Art In stallations grollp is
creating severa l public art projects on The
Eve rgreen State College ca mpus , to be
shown at the Synergy conference. The site
of each work will be designa led as an "A rt
Zone", w here people from the com mun ity
and th e student body are encouraged to use
provided nalurai mat erial s of twigs and
branches to design and craft any portion of
the ar t install at ion. Th is group project will
give people who might consider themse lves
less artistic the means to have a part o r
themselves in a Pllblic work of arl.
These art installations are collaborative
works built betwee n the renowned ar ti st
Ramon Averell and the commu nity. Ramon
wi ll be helping us creale structurall y sound
garden trellises and wooden domes using the
flex ible twigs and branches that Eve rgreen
prunes from its campus trees every year.
Fence stakes will be used for the found at ion
of the sculptures, and Sisal twine (made
from a natura l fiber) wi ll be used to bind
the twi gs and branches logether. The types
of work Ramon is known for are his custom
tre llises, a r~ ors, benches a nd privacy
screens. He has years of experie nce in
work ing with nat ural woods and is acting
as our advisor and mentor on this year's
Synergy Art Installations project.
The Serpentine Trellis sc ulpture wi ll
present the illu s ion of a water dragon
swimming up through Ihree plot s of
grass wi th in Eve r gree n's Red Square.
The framework for the body and head

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Human FlOWering Response"
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Action and Hunger
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"Bioregionalism"
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12:15pm-12:45pm: Lunch Break
12:45pm-1 :30pm : Sem II·B1105 John
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Sustainabilily Task Force (DTF)
Relief and Rebuilding a
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1:30pm·2pm : Sem II·B1105 Future
Eco-Gab Discussion

2pm-3:15: SEM II-B11 05
Media Island
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3:30pm -5:30pm: Lecture Hall

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Kallas, Director
Wild Food
Marisha Auerbach
"Edible
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4pm-6pm: Lecture Hall 1
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"Radical Women for Ch~nge"
7pm-8pm : Elain Grinnel, Jamestown S'Klaliam Tribal Story Teller
8-9pm: Starhawk, Author and Spiritualist

Just because Synergy is less than a week
away doesn't mean you ca n no longe r help
this conference take form. We thrive on
volunteer support and need all th t; help
we can get.
A ny organizat ion , movement or
commu nity striv ing towards sustainability
can only attain that goal through the act ive
participation of its constitue nts. In the case
of Synergy, that means A LL members of
the Evergreen commu nit y l
A typical vo luntee r shi ft wou ld involve
helping set up chairs or me di a needs
fo r a pre se ntation , or worki n g at th e
Registration or Merchandise tab le. We
w ill work with your schedule and ensure
that your volunteering experience will not
interfere with class, work, ot he r Sy nergy
events you want to see, etc. Volunteering
is a lso a great way to speak w ith
presenters on a more personal level.
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seeing, consider volunteering for it I
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your time to help out with thi s a mazing ly
d ynamic .and engaging event. I f int r igued,
stop by the Synergy Office in CAB 320 or
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Thanks to everyone w ho has already
co ntribut ed their tim e to make thi s
conference what it wi ll be. You guys are
the greatest I And to all the vo lunteers that
wi ll be working during the conference,
the Sy nergy Hub greatly looks forward
to working w ith a ll of yo u. See you at the
conference !
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7pm-9pm: Lecture Hall 1

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5:30pm-7pm: CRC Plaza
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writ ings of cul l ura l, spir itua l and persona l
significance . On the las l day of th e
co n ference, the J\ ffirl11a tion nest. fi lied
with the undisc losed wri tings, wi ll be se t
on fire outs ide of the Lon g HOllse . This is
meant 10 be an ac t ofsetling somebod y or
some th ing free, or an act of being freed,
from imp risonment, restraint , obliga tio n,
or anyt hing burdensome and oppressive .
Ove r the years Synergy has proven to
be a powerful platform for add re ss in g
relevant modern-day issues of Ecology,
Design, Cu lture, Health , Social Change,
Spirituality and Art. By also taking into
consideration the Sy nergy mission of
"Collaborating Today for a Sustainable
Tomorrow", these sc ulptures are meanl to
be physical manifestations of al l of these
thing s. The Synergy Art Installa tions
project has the power to refine our
under s t a nding of effec tive g ro up
dynamics and our ow n artistic ta lents,
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10am-11am: SEM II·B2105
Chris Stegman/Bonnie Phillips

STUDENT PRESENTAT IONS :

8am-8:30am: Morning Movement

11 am-11 : 15am: MorningBreak
11 :15am·12:15am: LECTURE HALL 3
11 :1 5am-12:15am: SEM 11-C2107
John N. Kallas, Director
Wild
Gl ea ners Coalition
Food Adventures
http://www.gleanerscoalition.org/
http://www.wildfoodadventures.com/joh
nkallas.html
12:15pm·1 pm : Lunch Break
1pm-1 :45pm : CRC PLAZA
Sustainability
Open Mlc
1 :45pm-2pm Afternoon Break
2pm-3:1 5: SEM II-B2105
Green
2pm-3:15pm: COM 110
Morgan
2pm-3:15pm: SEM 11·83105
Business Spotlight:
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Flowering Response"
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3:15pm·4pm Afternoon Break

FRIDAY
8am-8 :30am : Morning Movement Ta i Chi with Hirsh Diamant
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23 , 2006

SATURDAY

10am-11am: LECTURE HALL 3
Ethan Schaffer, Director
Organic Volunteers
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PANEL
10am,12:15pm:
SEM 11· 62105
Sustainable Business

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FEBRUARY 23, 2006

Synergy 2006 speakers

News you must know, but which is seldom shared

Advice on who to check out
at the Synergy conference
\

By Zac Merten
Hi there, Synergy fans' We are in
the midst of the 5" h Annual Synergy
Conference, a conference famous for its
entourage of alluring and ground-shifting
presenters and events. Though every year
student organizers strive to structure
the con ference so that the degree of
overlapping presentations of interest is
low, it's inevitable to feel torn over who
and what to see.
Fear not, curious fans' Let me assure
you, whoever and whatever event you find
yourself at, you will be at the forefront
of sustainable living. Open your minds,
follow your noses, and swap summaries
and insights with your homies who saw
the event that you didn't. Make a new
connection to do the same. That's what
Synergy is here for! To collaborate today
for a sustainable tomorrow!
In the meantime, allow me to share with
you picks from an average 01' Greener who
has been digging around in Synergy for a
few years now.

I'm excited about Dr. P.T. Anastas, the
Green Chemist. In the physical realm of
ecology and sustainability chemistry is a
root science with strong powers to affect
what kind of wake we human folk leave
at home in our environment. I trust my
Chern. Club homies when I see them get
giddy at the prospect of seeing Dr. A. They
will be giving a workshop on simple Green
Chemistry at home you should look for
too. Whether you ever swore you'd never
look at a periodic table again or you have
it embroidered on your bedspread at home,
chemistry affects you. Make it Green!
I'm also going to be looking out for Peggy
Dylan . She is a wise woman of the kind
that I wish would be in our government.
She is grounded in the non-physical realm
of sustainability. She will offer insights
on gender-oriented psychology, emotional
power and freethinking. I consider
human psychology to be the main root
of sustainability, for it is humans and the
decisions we make that is going to make
or break our future.

Also, check out Professor Steve Badanes
on Thursday evening. I dig this guy not
only because I am a Sustainable Design
nut , but also because I like his style
as an innovator in the Design-Build
methodology. Badanes is sort of a pirate
sailing outside the box of traditional
architecture. I look up to professionals who
don 't swallow what they don't believe just
because it may be the way everyone else is
doing it. When one can say No by creating
an alternative, they've got my ear.
Finally, the finale. Starhawk is a name
I have heard for a long time. A visionary
for applied Ecotopia, Starhawk takes the
practice of Permaculture and applies its
philosop~y to her view of living on this
here planet. Woo-woo shmoo-whoD,
someone has to get people to stand
together in circles rather than lines. Elaine
Grinnell will be opening up for the Grand
Saturday Event and rightfully so. She is a
Jamestown tribal elder with the magic of
the ages. She. is a voice of the ancestral
peoples of this land you are now walking

in. She is animate and wise, the matriarch
of her family and community, and will
enthrall her audience with timeless stories
of this world.
Beyond these picks, Synergy is packed
with insightful and powerful people
making a change in our world . Ethan of
Organic Volunteers is a local Greener grad
who can hook you up with sustainable
industry internships throughout the
Americas, Marisha Auerbach is another
local favorite working in permacuiture,
and the bioregionalism panel will offer a
group of presenters to access. Again folks :
you can't go wrong! Music,·food , leading
minds and enlightened hearts. Synergy
comes ·once a year through the hard work
of fellow students, so go out there and
COLLABORATE!

Zac Merten is a senior and the coordinator
for SEED (Students at Evergreen for
Ecological Design). He is studying
Sustainable Design in all its glorious
applications.

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A couple
of weeks
ago I wrote
an article
entitled
"Terror is
China's
Communist
Sect ".
In it was
mentioned
By Alex London
that
Dr.
Charles Li, a U .S. citizen and Falun
Gong practitioner, had been jailed and
tortured in China si nc e January 2003.
He had a three-year sentence, and due
to international pressure, was released
recently, arriving in San Francisco. The
stories of his imprisonment are horrific.
In an interview with The Epoch Times
newspaper, he stated,
It's truly hell. I wish everybody in this
world could know the truth about how
the persecution goes. If you kill someone
instantly, that would be ok, they don't
suffer much pain. But if you torture
people like this, and they give you no
hope to get out, that's worse, much worse
than death. Actually, sometimes we had
arguments with those inmates who
were watching me. I sa id , "You cannot
kill me , right?" They answered , "Yeah,
but we can make it worse than death."
That's what they actually said. So they
know how to torture people, they know
how to let you suffer to the extreme. It's
worse than death. This, they make you
suffer- endless suffering, and you don't

see the end. That's extremely vicious.
In the end he says, "My hop e
is that people can know the truth ,
and people can do the ir part, all the
righteous people in the world , do
their part to stop this persecution ."
He is referring to the persecution of
Falun Gong- a spiritual meditation
practice- by the Chinese Communist
Party (CCP) . Since July 20, 1999 , the
100 million people practicing Falun
Gong in China have been under severe
pressure: being mass arrested, intimidated , brainwashed , seized of prope rt y,
expelled from school, subjected to hard
labor, tortured in prison, etc. - and today
this still occurs ... however, it is behind
the scenes, and many in America have
no idea that this occurs in China ; Thc
major media outlets se ldom report on
this troubling predicament in Communist
C hina.
But recent ly, the persec ution of Falun
Gong- and the persecution of freedom
of the press, for that matter- have bee n
hitting closer to home . On Thursday,
Feb. 9, two armed men forced their way
into the home of Mr. Yuan Li , who is
a revered computer scientist work ing
as the Chief Technician for The Epoch
Times and a known Falun Gong prac titioner. The thugs beat his head with a
gun . Mr. Li remark ed , " Fin ally the y
used the tape they brou ght with them to
tape my mouth, my eyes and my ears; my
arms were tied behind m y back and my
legs were also tied up . I couldn't move at
all; l could ne ither see nor scream." The

attack produced 15 stitches in Mr. Li.
The thugs' motives were clear. A
police investigation found pried-open
file cabinets and two stolen laptop computers. All other va luables, including
expens ive cameras, were not touched .
Mr. Li surmi ses that they were paid by
the CCP. Their goal : to terrori ze Mr. Li
and others, and find inside r informati o n
about The Epoch Times.
In reaction to this attack, ABC news
had a nation al TV broadcast, about 2-3
minutes lon g, talkin g about th e eve nt
and the persec ution o f Falun Gong by
the Chinese Co mmuni st govc rnmcnt.
However, what they failed to m ention
is why the CCP is so afraid of The Epoch
Times that it would promot e violence
and es pionage in America')
Thi s is my answe r, something that
none of our national media is willing to
broadcast. A littl e ovcr a year ago, The
Epoch Times publi shed an online and
printed book ca ll ed "N ine Commentaries
on the Communist Party". It describes
the hi sto ry of communism, how it fools
the peopl e, how China does not practice
communism and is more like an oligarchy, the hi story of the Communist Party 's
willingness to kill for political advantage
and suppress certain gro ups ofpeople for
politica l advant age , etc. The book has
ca used quite a stir in C hina and abroad.
In reaction to it, many Chinese felt si ck
to their stomachs and wished to abandon
the CC P. So, The Epoch Times set up an
online forum where Chinese people can
resign from the Party (doing so directly

to the government wou ld labe l the m a
counte r-revoluti onary and promote their
arrest as a dissident) . As of February 15,
8 million Chinese who are curren t CC P
members or affiliated with organizations
under CCP's control, wrote state ments
that resig ned th e ir membership and se vered all ti es with the organizations. That
mcans: 13.3% oran estimated 60 millio n
members have res ig ned from the CC P in
th e past 15 months.
The CC P is in its de ath throes and
w ill soo n co ll a pse and be rep laced
by, hope fully, a more responsible and
ri g hteo us ruler. The ccr knows thi s, so
in an att e mpt to gai n a n advanta ge of
the s ituati on, the y attacked Mr. Li and
dis obeye d the la ws of a frce country,
Ameri(;a. There is a lot more to thi s story,
and it is goes very deep . Howcvcr, sin ce
th e popular m edi a leaves Amer icans
unawa're o rthe situati on, when The G reat
CO lllmuni st Wa ll in C hina falls , just like
th e Berlin Wall did , Americans will see
it as co ming out of nowhere, as com pl etely unpredict ed . But you, readers ,
will not. Now yo u understand why thc
ccr is co ll apsing. for a more in -depth
reali zation of why th e CC P perse c utes
FaluIl Gong, a peace ful and benevo leIlt
pract ice, rea d the "N in e Commentari es ."
Go to www.thee poc h. co m yo urse lf; di scover your o w n understanding o r thi s
hi stori cal drama .

Alex Londoll is a ji'es hlll(ln enrolled ill
Consuming Utopia: From Wilderness to
Walmart.

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Evergreen must have
student government

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Evergreen
has
never
had a student
government.
Without
student
government,
Evergreen
students
have-de By Avery Jacob
Jacto-been Wiscomb
buying
whatever the Evergreen administration
sells them. Now, when a student has a
problem with Evergreen policy or with an
education policy of Washington State, it's
the student's problem, not a problem for
Evergreen students collectively.
The chief aim of a representative
student government, then, is to centralize
stude,nt voice, and thus, strengthen
student power. Schools can run without
teachers (for students can teach each
other), but schools can't run without
students. When one student, heck, even
twenty students have a problem with
an administration, administration can
smile, nod and send them back to their
S&A cubicle. But when every student
has the same problem, administration
is forced to make changes. Forced to
make changes because the cost that is

campus-strife, bad press at the local and
national level, lowered student retention
and slumping enrollment is just too great
to leave unchanged. With representative
student government, changes in policy
come about as a prescription to collective
student outrage.
Because Evergreen has never had
a student government, Evergreen has
also never had a student representative
speaking for Evergreen at the state level.
This means all legislation concerning
education in Washington State has
passed or failed without the input of the
Evergreen student body. In other words,
we complain about state policy, but
without student government we can' t do
a thing about it as a collective body.
Student government, or the Geoduck
Union, is a prescriptive measure for an
administration (in part) and a state (in
part) who have turned against the core
values, the ideas, of old-time Evergreen.
What was once an alternative education
actualized is in danger of becoming a
state-fed, vocationally-minded agenda.
Vote for the Geoduck Union on March
13 pecause you're hurting yourself,
hurting me, hurting all of us if you don't .

Avery Jacob Wiscomb is a senior studying
ancient philosophy, Latin and Greek.

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FEBRUARY

SPORTS

23,2006

Men's season stops short of playoffs

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Bi-weekly communal prayer presented by the E vergreen JeWish
Cultural Center at 7:00 p .m . in Se m II B2105 with a di scuss ion on
Radical Amazement. This event is open to all Jewish students, faculty,
alumni and anyone else . interesting in learning about Juda
Th
event is al so open to the greater Olympia Community.

Women fight their way to playoffs
and games played by an Evergreen women's
basketball player for their career.
The foll owin g ni ght, the thought ora playo ff game wasn't secured yet and Evergreen's
path went throu gh the confe rence's top team.
Wamer Pacific, who had won 15 o f its last
17 ga mes. Aft er a c lose-fought first ha lf
where the Geodueks onl y found th emselves
down three at th e break, the Kni g hts he ld o fT
Evergreen for a 60-51 win.
Ea rli e r in the season , Evergree n had
knocked offWP at the C RC by ho lding WP
to 23 percent shooting and what wo uld be a
season low 56 po ints. But the second time
around, the Knight s shot a better 30 perce nt
and more signifi cantly practicall y do ubled
Evergreen 's fo ul shot attempts, go ing 24-36
while Evergreen was only 14-1 7 li'Om th e
line. LaLa Gomez and Ashley Miller both
had tea m hi ghs w ith 12 po ints be fo re fo ul ing
out and Ross fa ll owed d ose behind w ith 10
po ints and seve n rebo unds and a season-hi gh
fo ur blocks. O n the wee kend , Ross ave raged
17 points, e ight rebounds, and w ent a combined 12 for 12 from the frec throw line.
Eve rgreen took on Easte lll O rego n fo r
the first round of th e con fe re nce playo tls on
Tuesday but lost 68-53, ending th eir seaso n.
Leading sco rer was se nior Rachel Ross who
tall ied 19 poin ts. A lso playing in her li na l
Geoduck game was seni or La La Gomez who
fini s hed w ith 13 po ints. Evergree n lini shcd
the ' 05-06 season w ith a record o f 8-20.

Evergreen wome n's basketball advanced
to the conference toumame nt fo r the third
strai ght year afte r splitting a pair o fa games
in POl11and this past weekend. However, th ey
bac ked their way into the playoffs because
they lost their fin al regular season game and
had to rely on Concordia los ing to Oregon
Tech to sec ure th e chance to continue the
seaso n.
Stal1ing on Friday night, the Geoducks ,
still bitter from the previoLls weekend 's 20point blowout to their state rival , came out
and locked down Cascade Coll ege for a 5339 victory. The 39 points gi ven up was the
lowcst am ount the Geoducks ha ve allowed
all year as they dominated from stan to fini sh
in every facet of th e ga me. A fter Cascade's
earl y 2-0 lead , a Jenn y Olson tluee-point
fi e ld goal put the G eoducks on top , a nd
the n the rout was on as the lead was never
re linqu ished and, at one po int late in the
second half, was as big as 19 points. Senior
Rachel Ross led the barrage with a gamehi g h 24 po ints, 16 comin g in th e first ha lf
whil e go ing a pe rlect eight o f eight from
th e free th row line. The second half was
more o f the same as Evergreen took the ir
l3-po int hal ftimc lead and neve r gavc thc
T hunderbirds any hope. T he Geoducks as a
who le outrebo unded Cascade 48-3 1 led by
O lso n's 13 , who's quietly pUllin g up the best
season by a Geoduck and in th e process shattering career records held by fonner players.
O lson, who has another year left, is already
atop the categOlies ofpoints, rebounds, steals

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Seminar II , A2109 from
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The Voice of the Poem
Reading Series
Willi am Gillespie, described
as a " fre elance experim entalist", and poct Ed w in To rres
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23, 2006

Friday Night Sen'ice

Services include:

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FEBRUARY

Grassroots leaders Maureen Taylor and Rev. Edward Pinkney will speak
about fighting corporate globali zation in the Rustbelt . Sponsored by
Evergreen Political Infonnation Center (EPIC) and Political Economy
and Social Change. Seminar II , E II05 fi'om 2 :30-5 :00 p .m .

8y Kip Arney
G eod uc ks co nvel1ed for 7 po ints. Compare
that to Evergreen's I I second-half giveaways
fo r 12 WI' po ints and yo u ha ve a fi ve-po int
dilTere nce, more than the difTerence o f the
fin al score.
Malison fittin gly was aga in the game's
hig h sco rer w ith I X, fini shin g the season
w ith a sco rin g a ve rage o f 12. 9 po int s a
game, put1ing him at number ten all-time
fo r a single season scoring average by an
Evergreen player. Ifnot fo r the slow scoring
stal1 w here he didn ' t reac h double fi g ures
in seven o f his first te n ga mes, his average
wo uld be higher as I expect it to be nex t
season. Fa lling just short of capturing the
game's scoring titl e was senior Doug Dietz
playing in his final game as he finish ed with
17 points, including three connections from
downtown. Those three gave him 50 total on
the year and placed him 8th all time for threes
made in a season. The other senior playi ng
fo r the final time in the Evergreen unifonn
was Wes Newton who put together his most
e tTicient game aga inst Warn er Pac ific with
fi ve ass ists and onl y o ne turnovcr whil e
droppin g in e ight points . Thomas Cook
snagged a team-high 11 rebounds allowing
him to finish with an average of 7.4 on the
year, which barely placed him at number
two all-time in rebounding average behind
Evergree n All-American Mike Parker who
holds thc reco rd when he averaged 7. 5 in
the 2002 -2003 season. Butthc ki cker is that
Cook o nl y averaged 22 minutes a game,
mos tl y due to foultJ'Oublc , so whe n he's on
the fl oor he's getting the j ob done.
Loo kin g at the indi viduals thi s team had,
I' ll retract my statement o f when I said thi s
team Sli c ks, a nd repl ace it with thi s tea m
underac hie ved. And w ith those eig ht losses
by li ve po ints or less, and th e team returnin g
nine o f 12 players, all of whom contri buted to
this tea m lini s hin ~ number two in the country in scorin g dcf;nse, there's no reaso n thi s
te'am ean't be a .500 squad and ma ke a push
lar a home court game in the opening ro und
o f the co nlC re nce to urnam ent next season.

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Dialogue about Poverty, Privatization and Challenging Corporate
Rule in Our Communities

A rough end to a tough season

II. disappo inting season ended in di sappoint ing fashi on as the men's baske tba ll
tea m dropped th eir fin al two ga mes thi s
past weekend to fini sh 9th in the Cascade
ContCrence with a record of 9- 19. Eight o f
those 19 losses were decided by fi ve po ints
or less, the most o f any conference team in
that catego ry.
Evergree n was still alive for a conference tourn a me nt bid go in g into Friday
ni ght 's g ame agains t th e lo we r seed ed
Cascade Thunderbirds, and despite a 27 point effOI1 from Pat Mattson, Cascade still
came out o n top 76-71 . Manson, who scored
the Geoducks' first 14 points in the game
including three three-po inters, was outdone
by Cascade guard Joshua Garrett who posted
34 po ints, fiv e rebo unds and five assists
while playing the entire game. The game
was close throughout as neither team ever
held a lead larger than se ven points. With
three minutes le ft in the game the score was
tied at 61 before Cascade scored 13 o f its
final 15 points, thanks in large pal1to Garrett
and Paul Hamilton each going six o f six from
the foul line in the closing minutes to ho ld
o fT the Geoducks.
Al ong with Mattson, th e Geoducks had
Doug Dietz finish w ith 13 po ints and Thomas
Cook added 14 po ints and ten rebounds for
his team-l eading s ixth doubl e doubl e o f th e
season. With the loss, the Geoducks wen:
o ffici ally bumped fl'om reaching the confercnce to urnam ent.
The nex t night, the Geodul:k s stayed in
POl1l and to take on the number thre e tea m in
the country, Wamer Paci fi c (W P). w ho was
try ing to w in the cont<:rence titl e outright.
;\ tl er 40 minut e.~ o f play involvi ng seven lead
changes, e ight ties, and Eve rgreen having a
lead fo r exac tl y 29 minutes and 52 seconds
of play, Evergreen stil l fo und th emselves on
the los ing side as WI' won (, I-57. T he f'i n ish
parall eled the Cascad e game as WP h ~l d to
rely on their free th row shoo ting go ing nine
for ten in th e fin al I :34 to win.
I:tliciency helped thc Kni ghts win their
23rd gam e and ovC rl:() me a fi ve-point hall ~
tim e: deficit as they onl y turned the ball ove r
fo ur tim es in th e seco nd half, w hi c h the

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and probably Someone Else are
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