The Cooper Point Journal Volume 23, Issue 15 (February 11, 1993)

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The Cooper Point Journal Volume 23, Issue 15 (February 11, 1993)
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11 February 1993
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It came to me once
in a dream 1 was frightfu~l)' awake
the horrors couldn't be discerned
between day and night, dreams and
the news.

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Geoducks swim:
to nationals
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by Jan Smisek

The Evergreen State College swim
lealnS arc gearing up for district and
naLional competition in late February and
..:arly March . Qualification for national
competition is achieved by posting times
..:quivalent to or better than the national
lluaIit1cmion standards in any meet during
the !leas on, or a t the Distric t
Chilm pionships.
Geoduck swimmers have three more
opportunities to post the times necessary
tv cam a trip to Nationals in San Antonio,
Texas ill March . With two meets
n;lIIaining in the swim season, all team
11I~'mbcrs will be swimming with this goal
ill mind. Coach Janette Parent has
id..:nlificd a group of Geoduck swimmers
who will also have the chance to qualify
lor Nationals by swimming at the District

But as 1 said 1 could be sure it happened,
1 can be sure it didn't happen
there is reasonable doubt
and reasonable belief
only, who catches the believer
God?

Geoduckswith national qualifying times from left to right: Erin Sweet, Diana
Ottensen, Blue Peetz, Michelle Burlitch, and Kristie Copp. photo by Ned Whiteaker
qualiliers include Blue Peetz, who niay
swim in the 50 Free, 100 Free, 200 1M,
400 1M, 100 Fly, 100 Back, and 100

Ch~lIllpionships.

For Ihe Men's team, individual event

Amanda Awethu: TESC students write new play

Why does he deny what he saw?
He sees that he saw that he saw
it all, he saw it all, heard the call
smelled a pall of settling dust and saw .
machine gun smoking, bloody knife, a pin
in his hands.

II)' Elirly Ewing
'''fhe play's the thing
Wherein f'1I calch the conscience oj the
King ..,

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But of course he didn't take the call
a fall would mean his end.
They questioned him, and to make himself right
to emphasize his point, so no opposition was heard
he used the gun, the knife, the grenade again,
again and again.

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Power to the people in unguni, a
SouLh A fricnn dialect, translates as
,llIwndia Awelhu, the title of the
productioll wriLlen by the students in
I3l'ilish Imperialism: South Africa and
South Asia. Ratna Roy and Frederick
lJube arc the faculty for this two quarter
program designed to provide an
..:nvirollmclIl for students to explore, by
internalization, the cultural and
psychulugical effects of imperialism.
"It is an experiment," said Dube. "It
is un..: thing to research a topic, · it is
:11101 h..:r Ih ing to look at it on the side of
th.: coluniz..:d people :.. We wanted our
Slutl":Ill S [0 research a topic and turn it into
a sl'fipL for that re·ason."
In the process of writing, researching
:11Il1 reh..:arsing the production the students
ar~~ I'ac..:d with conflicting reS<:llfch ~d ate

COllstantly changing and. revamping the
script. Dube and Roy are approached by
sludents who have written scenes. They
th..:n ask the students to change anything if
the language and settings are not authentic.
"We've worked really closely with
Fr..:d Wid Ratna through the script writing
process," said Theresa Banis, a student in
the prognllfl. "We wrote .. what we
r\'~scarched but then there is the way the
actual people would talk that we couldn't
really capture without their input ... what
people would really say in those dialects
in those countries."
The production includes scenes from
India, South Africa and the United States.
The script, be it ever dynamic, does not
follow the traditional ideas of a theatrical
production. The students interviewed
agrced It..was...diliicult to attach a genre to
Llll' work , and likened it most closely with
all e.xpr..:ssion of emotion ..J through
1'l'ri'Onll:H1ce.
" It is a spontaneous play," said
Dllb..:. " It is not like American theater, it is
nlUr..: like some of the freedom songs, but
defiantly 1I0t a formal play."
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Barb.ara ~Charline J.ordan · earned a law
Ide,rree from Boston University in 1959 and
admitted to the bar in both Texas and
lawyer in Houston, Jordan
lDaJrticipalted in the massive voter registration

drives of the 1960s.
Jordan was elected to represent Texas
in the House of Representatives in 1972.
Jordan was the frrst African-American
woman from the South ever to serve in that
capacity.
Jordan was responsible for
amendments to the Voting Rights Act
which expanded its coverage and provided
for bilingual ballots.
Jordan was a member of the Judiciary
Committee debating Nixon's impeach~
ment. During the hearings, she gained
national recognition for her powerful
oratory and moral integrity. "I thought it
was God," said one radio listener. Jordan
was also the key-note speaker for the 1976
Democratic Convendon.
In 1978, Jordimchosenottorun for
re-election. She is now a professor at the
University of Texas's Lyndon B. Johnson
School ofPublic Affairs, where she teaches
political ethics and intergovernmental
relations.
written by Sara Steffens

The Evergreen State CoDege
Olympia. WA 98505
Page 16 Cooper Point Journal February 4, 1993

requiring poople of color, the students
were fo((;..:d to look outside of their
prognull. People from as far away as
Sl~allie Hnd Tacoma, as well as students
I'rom other programs at Evergreen, are
ill volved with the project. The students at
the Tacoma Campus were asked to
auditioll, but a misunderstanding as to the
locuLion of the aUQitions means Tacoma
students will not be participating in this
production. This step towards an activity
involving both campuses may pave the
way for a cooperative effort in the future.
"I think it's a terrific idea," said
Willie Parsons, a Tacoma Campus
Program Coordinator. "It [a play] is one of
the few ways to sponsor campus to
campus interaction: between students here
and students there."
Orissi dance is also incorporated into
the production. This form of Indian dance
is over 2000 years old, and was originally
performed only by women. The history of
this dance parallels the effects of British
imperialism and reflects the thread of the
play, as the sacred temple dance became
adulterated by the British. Nautch dancing,
the form of Orissi dance developed for

British entertainment, will be performed in
the play.
"The British dialogue we use for the
Nautch scene is all from journals ,and
diaries from British men in India," said
Jim Connor, a student in the program,'
"and it's all about how these British men
felt about these dancers, and how they
degraded the dance power of the female."
. The aim of the performance is to
start the audience thinking about how
British imperialism and racism effect
them .
"This is for the community, not for
an enclosed Evergreen audience," said
Kim Martin, a student in the program .
"We want to advertise everywhere."
"The second part of this project,"
added Eric Williams, a student in the
program, "is teaching what has been
learned."
There will be three performances:
March 5 and 6, at 8 p.m. and March 7, at
2 p.m. All shows will be held in the
Experimental Theater in the
Communications Building. Admission is
free, but reservations are required.
Early Ewing is a CPJ staffer.

State honors women in sports

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Breast. Troy Bolin, Steve Godlewski, Pat
Long, John Carlsen, Craig Ericksen, and
Greg Stewart have all qualified in the 50

Free. Steve Godlewski, Craig Ericksen,
and Greg-Stewart have also qualified in
the 100 Free. Other Qualifiers in the 100
Free arc Edmond Leviton and Ken
qleney. Ericksen may also participate in
the 500 Frce, 1050 Free, and the 400 1M
allli Cheney has qualified in the 200 Free.
Women's team members who have
qualified [or individual events at the
District Championships are Erin Sweet in
the 50 Frcc, 100 Free, 100 Back, and 200
Back. Kristie Copp has qualified in the 50
Free, 100 Free, 200 1M, 100 Fly, 100
Back, and 200 Back. Other qualifiers in
the 100 Free are Michelle Burlitch,
Tamara Becker, and Allison D' Ambrosio.
13urlitch may also swim the 200 1M, 100
FI y, and 100 Breast. Diana Ouensen has
qualified for the 200 IM and the 100 Fly.
Helene Eng will swim the 100 Breast.
The Geoduck's next swim meet is at
th..: University of Puget Sound, on Friday,
F..:b. 12, at 6 p.m. There will also be a
sw im meet at the CRC swimming pool on
Feb. 13 against Western Washington
University at I p.m.
Jan Smisek is the Evergreen Sports
I n/urmalion DireClor.

Address Correction Requested

lJy Jan Smisek

Geoduck athletes were honored on
l:riday, Feb. 5, by the Washington State
House · or Representatives. The Chair of
the House Committee on Higher
Education, Ken Jacobsen, invited the
Geoduck Soccer Coach and team members
Kdly Lindgren and Kristen GilIanders to
he present for the reading of a House
I<..:solution recognizing National Girls and
Women in Sports Day. The event
t.:Onciuded a week long celebration of
National Girls and Women in Sports Day
by the Campus Recreation Center and
Alhletic Department.
. __ . jFoliowing the reading of the
resolution in the House of Representatives,

several legislators spoke to the value of
sports participation for girls and Women.
Opportunities to practice leadership skills,
learn teamwork, develop responsibility and
self-confidence, and fitness were cited as
posiLive inl1uences that sports participation
provides for women of all ages and
abilities.
The Speaker of the House concluded
the presentation by introducing the
G00duck soccer players and coach, and all
pr..:sent greeled them with a round of
applause.
Jan Smisek is the Evergreen Sports
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Director and women
Geoc/Ll cks soccer coach.

Internal Seepage

Regular solids
Poopsiwinkle
Offense
Arrington and Fez

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Anxiety for sale
Draw your own comic
Dirt clods again

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News B.r iefs
LGBPRC wronged
by calendar
EVERGREEN--The calendar put out by
Thurston Council on Cultural Diversity
~ lIld Human Rights included a phone sex
number for the Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
Peoples ' Resource Center. The Council
also incorrectly tilled the Center and
oJllilled the 1993 March on Washington
for Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual Equal
Rights and Liberation, The Lesbian/Gay
Film Festival Pride Day and Coming Out
Day. The Council sent out an apology to
the Center and have sent out letters of
I:orrection s.
th~

O"o~ of ~ke ~ee"It is not enough merely to call for freedom,
democracy and human rights. There has to bea
united determination to persevere in the struggle, to
. make sacrifices in the name of enduring truths, to
resist the corrupting influence,s of desire, ill will,
ignorance, and fear.
Aung San Suu Kyi, Human Rights Activist
calendar features
photographs of
individuals and organizations in the area,
various ethnic holidays and the months of
the year in nearly 30 languages, including
several in Native American. Created with
the . cooperation of the many ethnic
communities of Thurston County, "MultiEthnic Mosaic of Thurston County" needs
financial backers to cover production
costs. The Institute is seeking 160 $25

Ethnic calendar
seeks funds
THURSTON COUNTY--The Institute for
International & Multi-Ethnic Relations
seeks support for a calendar celebrating
ethnic diversity in Thurston (ounty. The

SECURITY. BLOTTER
Tuesday, February 2
0553: A student brought a harassing flyer
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into the Public Safety office.
1750: A student reported three suspicious
males sitting in a vehicle in the dorm loop
harassing people passing by.
Wednesday, February 3
0326: A room on the second floor of LAB
I was found to be insecure.
()437: Two vehicles were towed from the
dorm loop.
1605: A visitor to the college reported
items stolen from his vehicle.
2 105: Five media loan carts were found
unallended.
Thursday, February 4
0900: A trash receptacle was reportedly
removed from a wall in A-dorm.
1044: A large black dog was taken into
I: uswdy on Red Square.
1254: A roommate was reported as
missing.
1359: Anti-harassment papers were
delivered.
Friday, February 5
1328: A German Shepherd was reported as
heing tied to a tree all morning between
LAB I and II.
1639: A threatening phone call was
reported to Public Safety.
1704 A racially motivated verbal
disturbance was reported.
Saturday, February 6
0955: Candy machines were reportedly
broken into on the CAB first floor.

125\: A report was filed for a vehicle
break-in, in F-Iot.
1455: Another vehicle was reportedly
broken into in F-Iot.
231 K: CAB food services was found to be
inse<.: ure.
Sunday, February 7
(lOOO: A possible fight was rcported in TJonn
()205: A burglary was reported in Modular
Housing.
1055: It was reported again.
I 135: Another theft was reported in
Campus Housing.
1150: Cash was reportedly sLOlen from a
wallct.
12 15 : Yet another the ft was reported in
Campus Housing.
1230: DillO (sec entry above).
1300: DillO again (see ditto above).
1430: Sec the 1300 entry.
1550: Sec the entry for 1430.
2200: A car door was found in the Library
elevator.
Monday, February 8
1714: Items were reportedly stolen from a
vehicle in F-10t. Other acts of thievery
were also reported in Modular Housing.
1734: A rather large dog was reportedly
h:mging around the library unattended.

contributors to defray the printing costs.
Proceeds from the sale of the
calendar will benefit the Institute for
International & Multi-Ethnic Relations, a
non-profit organization whose mission is
to promote through active citizen
involvement, advocacy, education,
publications and other resources better
knowledge of other nations, international
world organizations and appreciation of
the
multi-ethnic
communities and
organizations in Thurston County.
Interested parties are asked to call the
Institute at 75~-OO74.

Red Cross offers
HIV/AIDS class

Can we measure beauty?

lind support staff may .also meet state
l:urri cululII guidelines with this course. For
further information, please contact the
Thurston-Mason County Chapter at 352X575 or 426-1106.

EVERGREEN--If you are interested in the
role the new provost should play, and
what traits and qualities should be
demonstrated, as well as how much
experience should be required, please call
x5125 or stop by Library 3103 with your
suggestions by February 15.

Auditions for
children's play
OL YMPIA--Children of all ages are

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encouraged to audition for the Missoula
musical
Children's Theatre (MCT)
production Pino cchio. Auditions will be on
MOIlllay, February 15, President's Day, at
4 p.lII. at Garfield Elementary School, 325
N. Plymouth. Fifty characters will be cast
and you need not have previous stage
cx pc rience to tryout.
Rehearsals begin on Tuesday,
February 16 and continue throughout the
week. The performance will take place on
Saturday, February 20 at Garfield
Elementary. Assistant directors are also
nccded to work during rehearsal week and
hackstage for the performance.

THURSTON COUNTY--The ThurstonMason County Chapter of the American
Red Cross has scheduled a general
information class on HIV/AIDS for
Saturday. February 13, from 9:30 a.m.
until noon. The class will be held at the
R<.: d ('ross Chapter Building located at
2() IH 12th Court S.W. in Olympia.
l'r<.: reg istralion is required including
p:tYIlIL'llt of the $15 course fee.
E VERGR EE N--The Student Activities
T his dass is designed to meet the
Offiec has begun an information telephone
\VasllinglOn State HIV/AIDS education
Iine for wncerlS, special events and
Icquirclllcnt for child care providers, foster . performing arts information at The
p:lr<.:nts and adult family home sponsors.
!', vergreen State College. The line, updated
w~ekly, I:an be rcached by calling x6637.
Non -liccnsed care providers, group home

Creeping progress for Amnesty

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New Evergreen
concert line

Love.

The Public Safety Department
performed 36 public services (unlocks.
jump starts. escorts. etc) last week.

Bring [h e blues

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life

John Cephas and Phil Wiggins with Jackie Torrence
in

BLUESTORY

IHIRD
FLOOR

by Rafael Marino
design boxes' of cereals and other products
It is high time to explain our logo. A
in golden ratio. People have also found the
regular polygon is a polygon with all of its
golden ratio in nature (for example in the
STUDENT GROUPS
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sides of equal length and aU of its angles
chambered nautilus).
with the same measure. There is an
But not everybody is convinced.
infinite number of regular polygons since
A mathematician by the name of compiled by Curtis Goodman
intercept each other 'perpendicularly at the
there are regular polygons with any
George Markowsky claims (in the January . 'If Amnesty International presents Urinal
centroid of the icosahedron. Furthermore,
number of sides (at least three .of course).
and Kiev Blue in LH3, Thursday, Feb. 11
The corresponding geometric figures in . each one of these three rectangles is a
at 7 p.m . Admission is free. The next
three dimensions are the regular solids.
golden rectangle.
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meeting will be held Monday Feb. 15 in
These arc solids with regular polygons (all
Since the time of Pythagoras, many ·
F-307 at 7 p.m. and an information table
of the same type) as faces and solid angles
mathematicians, artists and philosophers
will be sct up in the CAB, Wednesday
with the same measure. In contrast with
have claimed that among all the possible
Feb. 15 at noon. For more information
the situation in two dimensions, there are reclilllgies - that is all possible ratios
please call Dante at x6098.
only five regular solids. They are the between the base and the height of a
.The Women's Center is accepting
tetrahedron, the cube, the octahedron, the reclilllgie - there is one that is the most
submissions for their wiilter quarter
dodecahedron, and the icosahedron with aesthetically pleasing. If a is the shorter
newsleLter. Pieces must be single spaced
respccL\vely 4, 6, 8, 12 and 20 faces. The side (height) of the rectangle and b is its
and submitted by Feb. 16. The Women's
drawing below shows the five regular longer side (base), we require in a golden
Center is also teaming up with SPAZ to
The Five Regular Solids
solids. Plato describes the five regular rectangle that
display art work in the CAB cases. If you
solids in his Timaeus and, probably
alb
bl(a + b).
1992 issue of The College Mathematical have some art work you would like to
because of this, the regular solids are This ratio, called the golden ratio (or
Journal) that the ideas that the Parthenon display, stop by CAB 206 or call x6162
sometimes called Platonic solids.
divine proportion) turns out to be
was built in golden ratio and that da Vinci for more information.
We chose the icosahedron as the
(..[5 - 1)12 '" 0.62.
.The Camarilla - A Vampire Fan
used the golden ratio in his paintings are
basis for our logo because it has a special
The golden ratio is found frequently
Organization
welcomes all mortals and
contrived. He says that there is a golden
and intriguing complexity. Take any of the
in art. Buildings as diverse as the
immortals
interested
in vampires and the
ratio cult and that many people have
edges (the side of one of the triangles that
Parthenon in Athens and the U.N. building
genre
to their weekly
gothic-horror
aecepted all this without question.
arc the faces of the solid). Opposite to this
in New York are supposed to be in golden
at
7:30 p.m. in the
meetings
Thursdays
Still, the mathematics of the (so
side there will be another edge and these
ratio. Different paintings and other pieces
S&A
conference
room.
For more
called) golden ratio is beautiful and that is
two edges arc parallel. These two edges
of art (by Di1rer. de Vinci, Seurat,
information please call x6636.
enough for some people - like me.
form a rectangle and it is possible to form,
Bellows, Mondriaan) are also supposed to
., Mindscreen invites everyone to a night
Rafael Marino is the Math
this way, three rectangles which will
use the golden ratio. Manufacturers even
in the Old West, Friday Feb. 12 at 7 p.m.
Coordinator fOT Evergreen
in LH I. Saddle up the posse and come see
'file Shooting and Once Upon a Time in
the Wes/. Admission is free but guns and
horses must be checked at the door.
lIoted that the Universal Declaration of sexually different, but not a human right to
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.Student Produced Art Zone (S.P.A.Z.)
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HU1I1all Rights (AI's bible) had no pral:lil:c such differences, finally proved to
is accepting submissions for Artburst - a
prov isioll concerning homosexuality, yet be too frail in 1991. An AI-USA
week long event, March 19-28, sponsored
:Inidcs I, 2 and 12 guarantee the resolution combining language that dealt
by the city of Olympia. Students interested
[In)lcction of every person's dignity and wilh both sexual identity and sexual acts
in displaying their art work at the event
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frel:doll1. Despite the studies, no decisions passed in Yokohama, Japan.
I:Ull pil:k up an application in CAB 320 or
wcre made.
I:all x6412 for more information.
Since then, AI has crept along
hy Uuntc "Amore" Salvatierra
In \977, resolutions were brought up slowly and reluctantly in taking action.
• Independent Theater on Campus
In 1991, the Amnesty International
again bUl no policy changes were made.
(lTOC) presents "Rosencrantz and
llIll'III:ltional Executive Committee decided
While there is information and prisoners
Guildenstern are Dead" Feb. 18, 19 and 20
by <.:Onscnsus to adopt as prisoners of The del:ision process in Amnesty everywhere, AI has yet to put together a
IlItl'l'lIational is by consensus, in other 1I(51icC<lble international effort There are
consciencc persons persecuted solely
in the Recital Hall. Curtain is at 7 p.m.
\\'l)rds, it has to be unanimous. There are ol'cr a million members ready and waiting
For more information call x6636.
bCl:ause of lheir homosexuality, including
mallY sl:ctiollS in Islamic and conservative tu do something yet very little has come
the pral:tice of homosexual acts in private
., •• Curtis Goodman has been called a
C:ttholiL: nations, and it is probably this dowlI from Lhe International Secretariat in
rOlllufllic among other things . ., .,.
betweC:1l consenting adults. Although this
,,,:tsOIl why nothing much happened.
is a landmark decision which should be
London. Please write to the address below
III 1979, the ICM issued Decision
:Ipplauded, it should be noted that it took
and pressure the International Executive
NUlllb,' r 7 which affirmed that those
()\ \"1' 30 years for this to happen and has
Committee into speeding up the production
illljJi'isuned for advocating homosexual . of actions concerning gays, lesbians,
)'l' l
tll b<.: fully implemented. The
resulution also
excludes bisexuals, elj lwlil ), wo uld be considered prisoners of bisexuals and other affectional
tran sscx ual s and
other affectional l'o nsl:il'm;e. The ICM also stated that those "minorities."
i Iliprisolled on the basis of their sexual
"iii i lIori til's."
orielllatioll was a violation of basic human
T II<': issue was first brought up in
Amnesty International
197.:1 at the Amnesty International
ri ghts. T hese two ideas divided AI until International Executive Committee
19l) I. Thc qucstions of the definition of 1 Easton Street
IlIkfllaliollal Council Meeting (ICM) in
1.l1.! 11I1Iurk . It resuited in two studies by the hUlllos,'x liality arose. Many people argued London WClX BDJ
that gay men and lesbians were merely
!Janisll allLl Swedish sections that was
United Kingdom
"s~x ual de viants" rather than members of
ddivcrcd al the next ICM. The findings
a perscc utcd minority. But the argument
di ,C lI sscd the pros and cons of adopting
Dante Salvatierra is the Evergreen
hOlilusn u:tls us prisoners of conscience. It tllal said that it was a human right to be coordinator for Amnesty International.

Give input for
new provost

O.K., now that we have your attention, we would like
to tell you about a general interest book sale at the
Bookstore. You'll find all your favorite titles 50 - 75%
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Award-winning gu ita r player Jo hn Ce phis and ha rmon ica ace Phil
W illin s play th e co untry blues with a passion".strai g ht from th e hea rr
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Friday, February 12, 8:00 p.m.
Pantages Theater
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Friday
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love, S tacfc..9I.mp[ifriea

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1(rista,

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'J{pt 71ate 'J{pt Pain 'J{pt ~rierufs 'J{pt
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Cooper Point Journal February 11,1993 Page S

Response
Washburn
pleads the First
Under the First Amendment righlS
,mtl privileges granted to me as a
journalisl by the United States
Constitution, I let the Jan. 28 editorial
l:artoon stand as is .
Chris Washburn

confronted quickly and directly.
One final thing: did anyone else feel
discouraged that Washburn's cartoon
sparked eight response letters while the
morc serious issue of ongoing chemical
exposure in the Library generated only
two responses, both from the same
authors'! This seemed to confmn once
again the truth that we all know but none
dare speak: the real motto of Evergreen is,
"Think Globally, Act?"
TJ. Johnson
TESC Graduate Student

Cartoon is
unfunny, hurtful Rape is worse
CPJ staff:
Here's what's wrong with the logic
than scrawls
of your statement, in which you defend the
appropriateness of publishing the gaybashing cartoon of Jan. 28. The cartoon
was not a serious piece of discourse,
amenable to rational argument pro or con.
Thc cartoon had nothing to do with
"constructive dialogue," "dissemination of
information," or even "opinion." It was an
unfunny cheap shot at a vulnerable
minority.
I wonder. Is publishing this cartoon
a violation of the Evergreen Social
Contract? This document, which we all
agreed to as members of the community,
speaks of "freedom from intimidation,
violence and abuse" as one of the basic
rights of individuals on our campus.
Thc cartoon is uncivil, intimidating,
and abusive. It covertly endorses violence
against gays and lesbians. It promotes
bigoLry and hatred. You must think gays
are a "safc" target; I hope you are proved
wrong.
Barbara Gibson

A short comment
from Kenney
Dcar Gare,
You wonder who'll be offended
next? That would be you, as usual.
C. Kenney
P.S. Cool mural. Thanks for the samhain
- er, salmon.

Brain cops only
for PC speech
I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the
reccnt outburst in response to Chris
Washburn's editorial cartoon in the Jan. 28
issue of the CPJ. After nearly two years at
Evergreen; I have come to understand that
the brain police, whose volume
disproportionately dominates debate on
this campus, are only interested in free
speech issues if it happens to confonn to
their politically correct version of reality.
If those individuals who so vociferously
raised their voices to attack Washburn's
cartoon are truly interested in promoting
understanding and equality among all
people, why do they remain conspicuously
silent in regards to the mean-spirited
polemics of "Mistress Heidi," who in
recent weeks has written disparagingly of
a variety of different social groups?
Let's face it folks: free speech is not
always easy, but the protection of it is
paramount. We don't have to agree with
what is said, but each of us must vigilantly
defend the right of individuals to exercise
free speech. This was the message of the
ACLU in its recent decision to represent
lhc Ku Klux Klan.
Just for the record, I'm in favor of
lifting the ban on gays in the military
(though I'm not sure why anyone would
wa nt to cnlist) and believe that the OCA
organizing effort in Washington should be

Georgc,
You stated how the people on this
campus were victimized by the protest
graffiti as much if not more than the
woman who had a violent sexual crime
commilled against her. You defined rape
as "an act of power carried out against an
unwilling and powerless victim." George,
this man is being charged for forcing his
penis inside this woman's vagina. That's
an ugly thought, isn't it? That's what rape
is. What you're saying is that having to
remove grafliti with protective gloves, or
looking at a man's narne in the same
sentence with "Rapist," is as victimizing
and demoralizing as having a man rape
you.
The administration and you, George,
didn't "Speak Out" on this woman being
raped, you "Spoke Out" on the aesthetic
beauty of TESC. Obviously, this is of
morc importance and concern to you than
the individual rights of women. Once
again, I ain disappointed in the
Administration and disgusted by their
ignorance.
Cindy 8urns

Health Center no
help for fumes
I am writing in response to the toxic
Library fiasco. Being unable to study or
lise the Computer Center for fear of
gelling ill is bad enough, but it is time for
thc school and specifically the "Health"
Ccnter to face up to its responsibilities.
Aftcr spending several hours doing
research in the Library a couple of weeks
ago, I began experiencing severe nausea.
The very ncxt morning I went to , the
" HealLh" Center and told the people
working that the Library made me ill and
asked if they had anything that might
seLLIe my slomach. Very defensively, the
man said , "You must have the flu."
Knowing this was not the case, I told him
that the nausea had begun immediately
after studying in the Library. Do you
know what his ingenious solution was?
"Don't go in the Library." It's so
rcassuring to know that my health care
k cs are being put to such good use. The
woman said they might have something
for my stomach but the man contradicted
her saying that they didn't have anything
for me. Then he ushered her into the back
office to have a private conversation. I

hung around and five minutes later she
came oUl and told me that she could sell
1110 a bOllle of Maalox. She also gave me
an information shcct on how to combat the
fill , which I promptly threw in the
waslebasket. After mentioning the incident
ill Illy scminar, one woman mentioned that
shc amI several of her co-workers in the
Library had experienced nosebleeds, which
I hav.c had a few of myself since this all
started . But the most insulting thing for
these people is to be told by the "Health"
Centcr that their nosebleeds are a res~lt of
thl', '\:old weather."
If ihe school is doing everything it
can to make the Library safe again, great.
However, where the students' health is
concerned, it is time to stop shirking. We
arc not paying $30 a quarter to be lied to.
Kathleen O'IJryan

It's all in the way
you spell it

In the age of the spell checker,
people tend to do less visual proofreading
than they used to. This was apparent in the
last issue of the CPJ. In it, I found at least
three instances of the error that annoys me
the most: the improper use of the word
"it's." "it's" is a contraction of the words
" it" and "is", not the possessive fonn of
the indefinite pronoun. There is no
apostrophe in the possessive, "its."
I say this not because I think the
CPJ staff do nOL know their grammar, but
because Ulis error is a common one, and I
hope to remind the readership of the
correCL usage of the two words.
The Security Blotter (Mon, Feb I,
0908) incorrectly used "it's" when
referring to the roof of a car. The front
page article on the rally used "it's"
correctly at least once, but the end of the
article contained two incorrect instances of
the word.
.
To their credit, Greg Wright and
Beth Gcbstadt's articles both used "its" in
its proper place, and many other articles
contained "it's" in the proper context
L()vi~a Stephan

CPJ: a myriad
of fine material
i\ letter to John Risser:

Maybe you missed the
Sir co lit illuous string of front-page news
,inicles in the CPJ that have been covering
lhl~ lingering Library air quality problems.
Mayhe you missed the coverage of
till', la test campus acquaintance rape and
r,,:s lIltillg furor.
Ma ybe you glanced over the story
aholll the Day of Absence, held last week.
It' s possible that you even missed
tilL' articl es about TESC's Amnesty
Internalional, our record-breaking swim

Forum
team or any other of the myriad* of
stories Ulut the paper has run so far this
quarter or this year.
It is indeed possible that you did not
sec or read any of these articles and only
saw thc occasional reference to' Beverly
IIWs. 90210, proving that CPJ readers are
lruly sdectivc beings.
During my two and a half years here
at Evergrcen, 1 have noticed a tendency
(tmong most of its students to turn
everything into an issue, to overly
poliLicize and to lose their sense of humor
amidst . the pressure to be "Politically
Correct". This is the only explanation I
can find for your statement in yotir Feb. 4
leiter" '9021 0' references a puerile waste",
"Whcn ... will it be possible to pick up a
eN and find something worth. reading?"
It was for this very reasOn that I
began 'fhe Bev Report last year. I felt that
thc Evergreen Community needed a good
dose of absurdity and innocuous fun. It
appears thut this is still the case.
I sec nothing wrong with a little
humor tUld fun in response to the
abundance of highly stressful, emotionally
chargcd and otherwise draining issues Umt
this colllillunity deals with all of the time.
It sccms , though, that you do.
Seth "Skippy" Long
* Myriad: I: Innumerable 2: having
ilI11umcruble aspects or elements.

What constitutes
animal coJisent?
Dcar Mr. Potter,
lnresponse to your letter last week:
you said that, among other reasons,
\V ashburn's cartoon offended you because,
"it prolllotes a negative image of sexual
relations wiUI non-human animals." I, too,
found many reasons to be disturbed by
W<lshburn' s cartoon, but bias against
bcstiality had not occurred to me. I'm glad
you took care to distinguish between rape
and mUlually-consenting sex between
species. (As you said, the sheep does look
apprehcnsive.) I'm a little concerned,
however, <IS to what constitutes mutual
conscnt in such situations - a certain wag
of the ulil'l That extra deep purr? Molting?
The tJling is, 1 generally consider
III yscll a worldly, liberal, been-there-donelhat type of woman. Have I missed
sOlllething? Is this part of some new
PETA movement (animals need love, too)?
Or maybe 1 have overlooked some SUbtle,
dever satire? I welcome your response.
Sara Steffens

Faculty supports peer in college lawsuit
by Gonzalo Munevar

Recent articles by the OlympIan
concerning the lawsuit by The Evergreen
State College against Professo~ .Jorge
Gilbert may have left many readers with
the impression that Prof. Gilbert is a
dishonest character who has taken
advantage of his position' as a professor aL
the collegc to bilk the state of Washington
out of substantial amounts of money. Any
such impression would be as unfair as it
would be mistaken. The truth of the maUer
is that the lawsuit is an example of a
rather different and very serious problem
at the college; that Evergreen has fallen
into the hands of incompetent and petty
administrators hell-bent on wasting the
taxpayers money to carry out their
venllellas against facwty members.
These arc strong words, but I believe
that thc readers will find that they are
alllply justified after becoming acquainted
with th;! facts of the case. Let me discuss
lite qUl:stion of incompetence first.
The Administration has said publicly
lhal a profcssor who orders, for his
courses, books that he has written, and for
whi ch hc receives royalties, is in violation
01 the wnllicL-of-interest laws of the state.
Bllt the law says no such thing, it
11l":1I1ions neither professors nor books. The
Evcrgrccn administrators are using not the
law against Prof. Gilbert, but their own
peculiar interpretation of it.
That interpretation is wrong. In the
first place, it is the practice all over the
free world that professors write books,
order those books for their classes, and
kC('(J the (usually meager) royalties. In the
s('';olld place, such is also the practice in
the staie of Washington. I called the
provost's oflice at our main research
instilution, the University of Washington,
Hnd was told that, indeed, the University
has no ban cither on professors ordering
lheir ' ' l)wH \}ooks ' or in keeping their
royalties on such occasions.
There are many reasons why this
should be thc standard practice of the
profession. But that is not the issue here.
The issue is this: given (1) that it is the
standard practice all over the free world
and in the state of Washington, and (2)
that the law makes no mention of book
royalties, then why is this particular
professor auacked on such grounds? A
Icader may think that perhaps there is a
rule at Evcrgrccn that forbids this praclice
(for surely an interpretation of the law so
aL variance with professional standards
should be brought to the attention of the
faculty in the form of a rule). But there is
110 such rule at Evergreen.
No law. No rule. And to make

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of money. The total amount of the
bookstore purchases is $1094. After the
bookstore's cut, the maximum amount of
royalties for Prof. Gilbert, 10 percent,
would have been around $90. $901 And he
did not even receive theml For this sum,
Evergreeil will have the state spend many
thousands of dollars prosecuting Prof.
Gilbert
The other side of this petty action,
however, shows a riaked abuse of power.
To defend himself, Prof. Gilbert faces
legal bills in the thousands of dollars. And
he will never be able to clear his name
completely, given the publicity on radio
and newspapers. For many in our
community, he will forever be that crook
who was caught making dirty deals with
books.
This is, by the way, not an isolated
incident In recent times the college has
witnessed a series of attacks upon faculty
by administrators, attacks that reveal the
same pattern of incompetence and
pettiness. The attack against Prof. Gilbert
is just the worst of the lot, so far. At any
college or university such a situation
would be extremely troublesome. At
Evergreen this situation could be a real
disaster, for our national reputation
depends on the devotion of our faculty to

our experimental nature. Evergreen with a
demoralized faculty cannot be Evergreen
much longer.
,
Nor· is this a matter of concern only
for the "radicals" on campus. I for one
disagree profoundly, and often
vehemently, with Prof. Gilbert's politics.
As
so many of the other faculty
members who feel dismayed and outraged
by this and other similar episodes.
People at Evergreen and in Olympia
tI1oughtthat, with the arrival of President
Jane Jervis, the wounds from the ugly
episOde' that tore the campus apart a
couple of years ago would fmally heal.
Most of them did not know, however, that
the .dregs left in power by the previous
administration had been lashing out against
faculty who had the misfortune to stumble
upon administrative incompetence.
Unfortunately, those dregs appear to have
commandeered the presidency of Dr.
Jervis. We can only hope that she will
soon live up to the promise that we saw in
her. For we need her to have her own,
competent team in place so we can all
work together to make of Evergreen what
it can, what it should be.
Gonzalo Munevar is an Evergreen
faculty.

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Spring program announcements
should be made in January
by Eric Drown
To the coinmunity:
By virtue of being in a program
ending this quarter, I discovered a problem
lhat I had not been previously aware of,
and wanted to share both the problem and
Illy experience as I attempted to address
thc problem with the community. The
problem is that spring program offerings
are not announced until over halfway
through winter quarter. What this means is
thm anyone who is in a program ending
winter quarter, who can't find a spring
prognlln tJley're interested in, then has a
IIlcrc four weeks to scrape together a
contract or internship (or take a leave of
absence). This situation puts a great deal
of undue pressure on both the student,
who has plenty to do with herlhis program
coming to an end, as well as the Student
Advising staff, who have to deal with
contnlcts and internships.
At Ule suggestion of my faculty, I
hrought this problem to the Dean of
Curriculum, Pris Bowennan. I want to
express to the community that it is

possible to take a problem to the
administration and get answers and a
solution to the problem. Pris Bowennan
explained to me that the reason for the
announcement of spring programs at this timc is to give the faculty maximum
l1exibility in determining what they will do
spring quarter. In this way, faculty are
able to in some way continue programs
end'ing winter quarter; if there is desire on
both their and their students' parts to do
so. Pris Bowennan did agree, though, that
there is a problem with this current
system. She stated that in the future she
would "aim for announcement of spring
classes by the third week in January." She
also stated that this would mean that she
would be requesting faculty to let her
know their spring plans in the first week
of January. I think that this solution serves
to help out those studenlS looking for a
progmm spring quarter and I hope that the
faculty will understand the need for the
small loss of flexibility. If anyone has any
cOlllmcnlS , let's hear them.
Eric Brown is an Evergreen student.

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mallers worse, Prof. Gilbert received no
royalties in the transactions in question.
The state law would .frown. On il
ProfeS~r;S making deals with cOmpanies
in which he has fmancial interests. This is
one .of the claim~ made by Evergreen
administratOrs against Prof. · Gilbert But
the truth Qf the matter is that the company
that published the books, Two Thirds
Productions, of which Prof. Gilbert is an
officer, 'is a non-profit organization, duly
registered as such with the IRS since
before the books were ordered. Being
non-profit, it cannot pay any financial
dividends to Prof. Gilbert at the end of the
year, or ever. Moreover, neither Prof.
Gilbert nor his wife earn salaries from the
organization; on the contrary, they donate
time and money to it. Let me repeat the
point: the company is non-profit, Prof.
Gilbert had no financial interest at stake.
As for the quality of the legal advice
the college received once it decided to
proceed against Prof. Gilbert, consider
paragraph 5.2 of the lawsuit, which
charges that Prof. Gilbert "in the course of
his official duties... assisted another
person ... in transactions involving the State
when such transactions were under his
official responsibility... .. It is clear that
the college's attorney believes that the law
(RCW 42.18.170) forbids state employees
from helping anyone in transactions under
their official responsibility. But this is
absurd. Whenever any purchasing agent
for the state authorizes ' a transaction, he
helps someone, for someone gets paid.
The Evergreen interpretation of the law
would automatically turn all purchasing
agents for the state into criminals I
Fortunately our law is not that
stupid. Indeed, it says exactly the opposite:
"Except in the course of his official duties
or incident thereto .....
The rest of the lawsuit offers a sorry
spectacle of ineptitude: it makes reference
to statutes that do not exist, it gets basic
factual maUers wrong (e.g., paragraphs.
4.2 and 4.3, that Prof. Gilbert served as
the account manager for. a program
entitled "Liberation Theology" in late
December 1989, when most of the book
purchases in question were made. At that
time, Prof. Gilbert was one of five
members of a different program, Political
Economy and Social Change, of which a
different professor was the Laccount
manager). I am afraid that it would take
too long ' to mention even the most
important blunders committed in this
attack against my fellow faculty member.
Let me instead address briefly the
question of pettiness. The law of conflict
of interest is aimed at significant amounts

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Happy Squadfrolickslavish Iy
the thing of it is, we were doing very
little.
.
Arrington: We weren't doing
anything, we brought out the tools...
Fezdak: Provided a canvas. The
radio show embodies a lot of that belief,
that the radio can be a canvas. The
scripting of such things, it mins it. When
we don't script and don't plan, it may not
sound as coherent and as clean, but there
is a beauty to it that's of the moment. You
get what people are really thinking and to
put that on the air is dangerous.
Fezdak again: We both share a
mutual desire for any listener to do one of
two things: to call in, or to come to the
station and we'll let them into the studio.
It's community access to the deepest sense
of the term.
Me (yes,I'm still here): So everyone
is a member of the Happy Squad.
Fezdak: Yeah, pretty much ... there're
no members. It's like the aqministrators of
KAOS, I said to them, 'you guys are the
Happy Squad, you know.' Everyone is the
Happy Squad and I don't claim to be the
leader of it at a1l. I might be the one with
the suitcase full of toys and he [Arrington]
might be the one with the guitars and the
amps, but it's just luck that we happen to
be that. They [you and you and you, and
even you] are the ones that do it...we do
too, we join in.
Tune in next week for part two,
when Arrington makes a strange noise • .
Also: notes on Tibet, bowel movements,
radio marathons and truck drivers.
Andrew Lyons is such a nice boy
and mannerly besides.

hy Andrew Lyons

The plan was to interview Arrington
de Dion yso and Fezdak Clamchopbreath,
the tw o co-conspirators behind this new
campus muvement, this 'phenomenon, this
.. Happy Squad."
In case you're not in the know of
~ u c h things, Happy Squad currently takes
Oil a couple uf different forms. The first is
a free form activity that descends upon
Rl'd Square around noonish each and
lO I'lory Wednesday.
The second form that Happy Squad
takes is a radio show by the same name,
airing Wednesday from 9 to 10 p.m. on
KAOS. But to leave it at that would be a
grave injustice to the highest order.
As I interviewed the two brothers , I
quickl y became more of a scribe then an
intervi ewer as they spewed fourth an
~lrsen,,1 o/' Happy Squad philosophy,
ancient Tibetan knowledge, and other
va rious noi ses .. .
I start my tape recorder: "Feb. 1,
:n o, third floor CAB, Happy Squad
interview , take one."
Feldak: Formal, huh?
Me: Yeah, sure, I guess.
Fe/.dak: Wow! Can we call you
Dick Tracy from now on?
Me: Uh, sure. I called this thing [the
tape recorder] Diane for about a year after
Twin Peaks.
Fezdak: You mean that guy was
talking to his wpe recorder? He didn't
have a friend named Diane?
(general unrequited laughter)
Me: How would you describe the
Happy Squad?
Fezdak: The Happy Squad is a lot
like a blender, like going into a laboratory
and just mixing a bunch of things in. You
don't know the reaction, but you know
what you're putting in. If you put in some
sodium chloride and some hydrochloric
acid, it's going to be a serious, crazy
fucking reaction; there's going to be fire
and smoke and maybe some death.
Me: Exactly how did the Happy
Squad come to birth?
Feldak: Well, my brother and I
have been wanting to do a radio show for
a long time and we had a lot of ideas, ever
since we listened to the radio as kids. But
the Happy Squad is also more than a radio
show. The application of the ideas of
Happy Squad as a radio show comes from
the mutua1 desire to innovate, to do
actively. Not to talk about doing actively,
not to plan to do actively, but to go out

and simply do, to embrace activity as an
art. The s~neity of it all. Some one
said last nigh~ be chaotic, let's be
spontaneous.' You can't 'let's be' either of
those things because that contradicts what
it is. So we simply do, in the present
tense. We don't plan and that is the nature
of the radio show, to be relatively
unplanned and spontaneous, to break down
the walls of professionalism that
accompanies radio. He speaks fervently, a
tear develops.
Arrington: It [professionalism]
divides the listener from the programmer.
Fezdak: Everyone is a programmer
on the Happy Squad. It's active/interactive
radio and that is the nature of the Happy
Squad as a way of life.
Arrington: You know, it's funny to
do an interview for a newspaper article
because every thing you say could appear
in quotes.
(Just like this.)
Fezdak: And that kind of frightens
the pants off me.
Arrington: Because we have to say
something really eloquenl...but we're not
going to.
Fezdak: Yeah, we refuse to be
eloquent, or at least...
Arrington: Coherent?
Fezdak: Yeah, coherent.
But indeed, the radio side of Happy
Squad does not encompass its full
potential. Wednesday afternoon on Red
Square, one cannot only hear Happy

Campus jazz singer to bring her upbeat
sound, performing talent to Recital Hal!
hy .Jan Cillo

Style - class - merriment: these are
words that one might associate with the
music created by Jan Stentz. Stentz will
pe rform in the TESC Recital Hall on
SaturLlay, Feb. 13, at 8 p.m.
Stentz is a remarkable singer with
,ollthusiasrn and sincerity that she imparts
tu her audience, leaving her fans happy to
be a part of her world at that moment that's j'I/.Z! .
Stent/. has been working as a singer
sillce her college years. She stated that
m us ic arrorded her the opportunities that
woult! not have been possible anywhere
c lse.
Stenl/. was a featured vocalist at
Kdly 's Tumwater Conservatory and has
appeared ar Parnell's, Jazz Alley and other
Seattle dubs, as well as throughout the
Olympia area, Tacoma, Port Townsend
and anoss the Northwest. She has been
katured at the Bellevue and Centrum Jazz
I'\'stival s and has made appearances at
l'u m:crts at Tacoma's Pantages Centre in
I'lln Angeles and in Seattle.
Flll
the Washington State Arts
Commiss ion, Stentz has appeared at high
schuols and colleges bringing her upbeat
~u und to student assemblies. She has

rccentl y leLl a series of lecture
performances for the Love and Work and
The Li stelling Self programs here on the
[ w rgrccn campus. The students displayed
a re,ll genuine sense of interest, which in
turn created pleasure and good feelings.
ISll't that what it is all about?
Jan Slentz knows her way around
the music scene. She has sung with the
Tonight Show Band and has toured the
U.S . with The Harry James Ghost Band.
Stentz is no stranger to fame; playing with
the best makes the performance go
smoothly and the event memorable.

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see Stentz, page 10

Squad, but can also see, touch, caress,
smell and yes, even taste it.
Fezdak: That activity just takes the
form of doing; of taking objects and
taking actions into your body and just
working, and doing, not being worried, not
being concerned, not fighting for a cause.
Except for the cause ... of happy.
Arrington: It's the cause of letting
yourself be free, just for a few hours.
Fezdak: It was remarkable what
happened last Wednesday [Jan. 27] on Red
Square. It was the first of its kind thatI'd
ever seen, people that norma1ly traverse
Red Square were stopped and a part of
them came out that I'd never seen. And

J2LjriCl1Il-5'l1f1erican :r[istory 9\[Ofl tIl
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"We by no 'means care to
cherish the privilege of
voting somebody
into office, to help make
laws to degrade us."
\'lartin I{.

Delane~

urged freed slaves to emigrate from the
US and return to Africa.
In 1852, Delaney wrote The Desliny
ofthe Colored Race . In the book, Delaney
asked African-Americans to seriously
reflect on their status in the US. "We are
politically ... a1iens to the laws and politica1
priveleges of the country. These are truths
- fixed facts, that quaint theory and
exhausted moralising, are impregnable
to, and fa1l harmlessly before."
Delaney's progressive ideas are
startling in light of the context of preCivil War America. He wrote, "Nopeople
are ever elevated above the condition of
their females.. hence, the condition of the
mother determines the condition of the
child. "[his italics]
In his time, Delaney's ideas were the
basis of much discussion among AfricanAmerican intellectua1s and Abolitionists
such as Frederick Douglass.
wrilten by Sara Sieffens

(lS12·1S55)

Martin Delaney was a Harvard-trained
physician and anti-slavery writer who lived in
Pennsylvania. Delaney was the grandson of
slaves and is credited by some as the first
B lack separatist.
After the passage of the Fugitive Slave
Act in 1850 (which allowed for the arrest of
African-Americans under any circumstance),
Delancy concluded that racism and slavery
were written into the laws and the moral
structure of the United States. Delaney believed
that for that reason, the country could never
enjoy racia1 equality. Although he bitterly
opposed Liberia as a possible home, Delaney

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beginning at 7 p.m. tonight in LH3. The
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do laundry and gimpy lcitty stares at me, aperfect picture of feline reverence, then
twists her body in a little 0 and falls '
aslccp in the pile of warm hippie dresses.
THE FLIRTATIONS play in the Library
Lobby at 8 p.m. tonight. The concert is
sponsored by KAOS; tickets are
$7.50/$10.

THE THING IS, on the whole, people are

a lot nicer than you expect. One night, I
was having son of a destroyed-by-Iove
self-pity session and I ran out into the
pouring rain like a woman on the cover of
a gothic romance. So there I was, face
blotchy and breath hitching, perched on a
wet table. A total stranger comes up and
asks me if I'm going to be okay. I nod; he
asks to bum a smoke.

JIM PAGE AND ARTiS perform at
Dreamz, A Ga1leria at 9 p.m. tonight. Page
is a folk rock singer and Artis is also
known as the Spoon Man (as seen on
David Letterman). Tickets are $5 at the
door. Dreamz is located at 404 E 4th in
downtown Olympia.
PULLING DOWN THE SUN is a creative
writing workshop held every Friday, 6:45
to 8:30 p.m . Cost is $4 per session, pay as
you go. The workshop is held in room 201
of the Olympia Center, 222 Columbia.

W HAT THE WORLD needs now is love,
sweet love. If you haven't seen Bob and
Carol and Ted and Alice (or however it
goes) do so now. Family values at their
fillcst, complete with huge false eyelashes.

SPEAK EASY is an original play about the
culL of gambling. Performances begin .at 8
p.llI. tonight through Sunday at the Capitol
Theater. Tickets are $5 and up. Call 786Y437 to educate yourself about this matter.

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PORTFOLIO: THE ART OF YOU is a
wurkshop offered by Career development
today. The workshop runs from 1 until 3
p.llI. in L2205. Call 866-6000, x6312 for
details.

DAMNED IN THE USA will be shown
this weekend by the Olympia Film
Society. The film is an exploration of the
problem of censorship in the United
States. Tonight's showing begins at 6:30
p.m. at the Capitol Theater. Ca11 for more
information.

JAN STENTZ and an a11-star cast of
Northwest musicians play in the Recital
Hall at 8 p.m. tonight. Stentz's show will
feature standards by Cole Porter, Rogers
and Hart, Gershwin and others. Admission
is $6 for students and $10 general. Call
866·6833 for ticket info and reservations.

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TALK TO J~ JERVIS about your
concerns, dehghts, and suggestions
regarding The Evergreen State College.
Community meeting with Jervis are every
Wednesday, 8 to 9 a.m. in the CAB
Lobby.
TUCK AND PArn perform at the
Washington Center at 8 p.m. tonight.
Tickets are $11-$16, available in advance
through Rainy Day Records. Call 7538586 for ticket information.
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and 4 through Feb. 26. For more
information, call the Evergreen Galleries at
866-6000, x6488.

9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.

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NDAY

BATIK CLASSES by Sophi Kravitz begin
today at Dreamz, A Galleria. The course
will run for six Tuesdays, 6:30 to 9:30
p.m. Cost is $60 per student. If you are
interested, call Drearnz at 786-8953.

FASTELAVN is a Danish 'winter carriival
to celebrate the end of winter. You can
celebrate Fastelavn at 7 ' p.m. today in
Pacific Lutheran University's Scandinavian
Cultura1 Center. The fest will include
traditional Danish folkdances,
refreshments, songs and games. Admission
is $1.50 for students and $3 for adults. To
learn more, call (206) 535-7349.

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EVERGREEN STUDENTS FORCHruST
meets Tuesdays, from 7 to 9 p.m. in
L2220.

I ONCE WR01E A POEM about
dissecting frogs in Catholic high school.
Our frog Jesus had these c~te little eyes,
very delicate skin, and frog ovaries. He
also began to exude a considerably strong
fragrance before the final exam ended our
relationship. Do you think there's an
amphibious heaven where Jesus now leaps
and frolicks in eternal sunshine and
glimmering pond scum, having given his
life for knowledge?

CAMP EASTER SEAL will be recruiting
for summer employment positions from 8
a.lll. to 5 p.m. today in L3205.
SCULPTOR RICHARD COOK exhibits at
Port Angeles Fine Arts Center (PAFAC)
through March 7. Cook creates faux fossils
including highly detailed skulls, bones and
exo-skeletons. Admission is frce. PAFAC
is located at 1203 E 8th St. in Port
Angeles.



VALENTINE'S DANCE PARTY begins
at 7 p.m. tonight at the Olympia ballroom.
Admission is $5 per person. The ba1lroom
is located at 116 Legion Way in Olympia.

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Tacoma Campus or leave message at x6004.
If you'd like to place a classified ad in the
Cooper Point Joumal, get in contact with Julie Crossland
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Arts 8e Entertainment

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SNIPER
TRI-STAR PICTURES
LACEY CINEMAS
Brad Watkins
I was bored. [ was also depressed,
and in dire need of some excitement in my
Ii r~. I thought of the most mindless movie
I (;o uld possibly see right now, so I
tkcidcd to go see the new Tom Berenger
film Sniper. Fortunately, my wishes were
fullilled, because I got exactly what I
wanted oul of it. This is a movie full of
didles and buddy-buddy themes.
Tom Berenger plays a professional
sniper for the military, whose normal job
is to go out into the jungles and kill
unfriendlies. Billy Zane plays the guy's
spotter, a man who actually hates to
lllurder. The story takes place in Panama.
I t:an't remember the character names, but
it doesn't really maller.
The premise of the story is very
simple: their mission is to assassinate the
leader of a military coup in Panama before
the elecLions can begin. Beyond that, the
story has nothing else going for it.
However, my imaginaLion came up with
some possible solutions. Please read on ...
In come the usual Hollywood
diches: comradeship, honor, right/wrong,
etc. To make matters worse, there are at
least three large chunks of the movie
which obviously have been cut from the
film .
Take, for example, the following:
Billy Zane runs through the jungle and
suddenly appears at the ocean. The cut is
so obvious that it really throws the viewer.
Also, both characters spend half their
time trying to kill each othe~ because each
thinks the other is crazy. Then, surprise,
they somehow make up, and show a
tremendous comradeship towards one
another.
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try to pretend they're in a different, better film. photo courtesy of Tri-Star Pictures.

Finally, I think Tom Berenger's
character was meant to die at some point,
but in Hollywood we must always expect
a happy ending. Since the movie is two
hOllrs long, I assume there were probably
20 to 30 minutes cut from the film.
Now, during these amusing points in
the film, my wild imagination began to
think of how fascinating it would be for
th ese two men to admit homosexual
feelings toward each other. That would
ex plain why they hate each other so much,
since they arc hiding such repressed
feelings. In so doing, the makers of the
film could demonstrate the reasonable
act:eptance of gays in the military. This
would be done by emphasizing how the
ROinan Army was so powerful because a
soldier was often guarding his lover's
back. In addition, this would explain why
they leave the movie respecting each

other. Who knows, perhaps it few
passionate love scenes out in the bush, or
somc new uses for a bolt action rifle could
be . incOlyorated for. stronger impact.
BeSides, It can get qUite lonely out in the
jungle sometimes.
Unfortunately, most of the people in
the audience looked like Rambo freaks
from hell, at least while I was there. I

Stentz, from page 8
Regarding new musicians, Stentz
,ay, tital, " they bring a ncw approach to
Ih.' I'u icings, internalizing and feeling the
IIlllsie, listelling to the self, playing who
lit.'), really arc. Jazz is a communication,
sp~akillg to each other." That is what the
aut\icllt:c gets: sheer sincerity between
everyone.
Stentz is a most remarkablc woman
- slle docs many jobs and remains herself

. think such a blunt effort would have
r.hocked their delicate sensibilities. I mean,
look at it philosophically: the mm could
have been extremely controversial right
now using such an explosive and
provocative concept People would have
. come from miles to see what all the
excitement was about, and the studio could
have :made lots of money in the process;
well - at least for two weeks.
Oh well, it's not the first
circumstance where Hollywood has blown
a great opportunity. Instead, . what you
have is just another adventure movie that
. shall eventually end up lost in a video
store someplace.
Sniper's cinematography is state-ofthe-art, very crisp and clean. Any director .
of phOlography will tell you that jungle
shooting is extremely difficult, not to
mention hard on the equipment. There are
some very satisfying visual effects through
gun scopes of bullets ripping through air.
The bad dialogue alone will leave
you chuckling for several hours at least.
Go see this movie, and discover for
yourself how you might fill in the gaps of
this pointless mm.
Brad Watkins believes that most
people just aren't honest with themselves.
He still can't find the ultimate in
excitement, either.

Wine by Edward Martin III

The Wrecked Angle by Steve McMoyler

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lhroughout. Shc works here on campus;
however, she is very low key. Stentz is
happy and sincere and accessible to others;
she is a real person bringing hersclf to the
community through music for the joy of it.
Stentz knows her audience and their
atlclltiull, and brings them the distinctive
quality thai is her own Lo give.
Jan Cillo works for Evergreen
EXflYessiofls.

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Sick and Wrong by Wendy Hall

Conniption by Emi j . Kilburg
Draw your very own NON-OFFENSIVE canoon in space below! It's easy! Suggested cartoons: happy
faces , lollipops. hugs, cute little kitty cats, and everybody agreeing with one another and saying "You
are my best friend." just like the real world!

Bullets are Cheap by Edward Martin III

intense anxiety at 3 p.m. because there's a demonstration in Red Square and you
can't find anyone to cover the story,
intense soul-searching at 5 p.m. over whether to print a letter that says that, even
though it's her constitutional right to say it.
intense deliberation at midnight over whether that illustration devalues the writer's
message.
intense debate at 2 a,m. over whether to use that word in a headline.
intense attempts, over the next several days, to explain
why in the world you decided the things you decided at 3 p.m., 5 p.m., midnight
and 2 a.m.
you gotta love it.
APPLICATIONS (ALONG WITH FORMAL JOB QUALIFICATIONS) TO BE CPJ EDITOR IN 1993-94 ARE
AVAILABLE IN THE CPJ (CAB 316; PHONE EXT. 6054) FROM ADVISOR DIANNE CONRAD
DEADLINE: 1 p.m, Friday March 5

Sal Jokes by Sal

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