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When I transfered to
Evergreen two and a
half years ago I knew
one person.--------.,
We worked for free to bring
you the be~st issue this quarter!
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lurking in
Caught some
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Local Music.
The Jerks
Evergreen
by Tak Kendrick
Woods.
Staff writer
The odor in the bathroom was
ripe by the time the degradatiun had
been found. reces were scattered
throughout the men's room, graffiti
was on the stall, the towel holder and
the toilet paper holder both had to be
replaced. The latest estimate says the
damage cost almost $570 to clean-up.
This was the scene in the CAB
second floor bathroom when it was
found early Sunday, March 15. Several
hours prior, UMOj A, the black student
union, had held an event in the CAB for
canned food donations to go to the
Evergreen Food Bank. The nexrday,
Patrick Mouton, co-coordinator for
UMOjA was told about the graffiti. But
the blow came a week later when he
received a letter saying that the UMOjA
budget account had been closed so that
they could pay for the damage incurred.
Denise Robertson, assistant
director of student activities, says that
because the damage was done during
their event, UMOjA was responsible.
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As an April Fools' Day prank
designed to be a criticism of today's
media, the University of Washington
Daily reporters Mike Roarke and Zach
Works created a full front page article.
The headline read:
"'BUNDY COPYCAT' Strikes
Evergreen."
"Well. what we had here was
poor judgement," co-writer Roarke
said in a phone interview. "We were
trying to do what the Cohen brothers
did with Fargo, use dark humor and
satire to get our point across and it
didn't work."
The article detailed the disrovery
of fictional mmder victim Amanda
Holland's body 011 the El'ngreen
campus and included police accounts
of her death . A large photo of a
memorial to the l~·year-old Evergreell
sophomore as wellasa close-up of the
"woman who had been missing fin onc
week" accompanied the realistic
newshreak. '1'1", susprcled killer had,
according to the article, jllst killed an
IM-year-old Portland State University
freshman and left her naked hody "in
a city park restroom" to commemorate
the 20th annivers;Iry of Ted Llundy's
first murder.
"I read it and had to grah today's
paper to check and make sure it hadn't
happened for real," Mary Craven,
Evergreen's Sexua l Assault Prevention
Educator, angrily relayed. "I was
shocked! Somebody was murdered on
campus? I asked somebody out here happened on Evergreen hefore IS not
and they said, 'No, it was a joke.' A the only reason why many students arc
joke'! It's not funny. I believed it. I'm a outraged. Rosalinda Noriega attacked
reasonable, intelligent woman, advisor the Daily's actions and said: "Vio lence
to the Women's Center; I'm concerned against women is not funny! .!t's I~Ot
when a woman on campus is somethlOg to Joke about. I heyvl'
murdered! The murder of women is so perpetuated fear 011 our campus and
prevalent that to think it is funny ... It's minimalized violellce."
ridiculous: I came here sick allLl
Roarke explained the article by
nauseated to my stomach before I saying: "We wrote a believable article
asked."
to emulate how newspapers across the
Craven was 1I0t the only country take these stories and how
concerned citizen who believed the callously they treat them every day.
story when it came out. According to The original purpose of the April rools
Evergreen's ch ief of police, Steve Day issue is to start off serious anoget
Ilulltsberry, at least two or three phone sillier as the paper goes on."
calls came in inquiring why the public
Not many managed to find the
had not been informed of the student's humor in this issue. One surh student ,
mu rder or if t he death was true.
Erin Ficker, declared: "You don't poke
"First I heard of it, I got a call . fun at death l I ca ljllot believe that
fTllmsornehodyoverinadrni llistratioll /Jaily."
who had got a call fTllm a person in
Iluntsberry said, "I thuught it
Chehalis or Centralia wanting to know was very poor taste alld didn't think it
if it was true," Iluntsberry said. lie wasfunllY If! had read it and 1I0t been
immediatdy called UW's po li ce afliliatedwithEvergr~en.lwouldh~vr
.~~rvic['s and they f;lxed down a copy of
assumed it was true. SOllie people did
the hoax t(lr him to r~ad. "We expect ed helieve it.·'
many IT'ore people railing .. We put
"In hindsight , thi s was a very
up fliers '" people wouldn't panic"
stupid thing to do :lIId we would never
One reason the story raised so place it in the paper again," a frustrated
many hackles is that the true Bundy Roarke s~id. "We have paid the price
admitled to taking the life ofa 19-year- It 's been a real shitstorm up here .
old Evergreen studentthat disappeared Many people <Ire really pissed, it has
in March of 1974 when walking to an caused so many prohlems. It was really
on-campus jazz concert.
stupid, and it won't happen again."
"It was very irrespons ibl e,"
Thosl' interested in fl'<lding the
Ilunt sherry said. "People have long controversial article or just in seeing
memories, especially since people have what the UW Vaily normally has to
heen here that long."
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outraged to have to pay for the
damage , sin ce he didn't feel that
UMOjA was liable. However, Mouton
later found oblique references to
liability in both the campus' Policies
and Procedures and the Student
Activities Coordinator Handbook.
"It could have been clearer. It is
assumed that it is commun sense, but
it is not that common. Since it is such
a big deal, it should be a bigger part of
the discussion," said Mouton.
Mouton found a liability
disclaimer on the hack of the Campus
Production Report, a document that
all groups are required to fill out prior
to having an event. The terms and
conditions reads: "Permission to an
individual or organization for use of
College facilities, when granted, carries
the express understanding and
condition that the individual or
organization
assumes
full
responsibility for any loss or damage
resulting from the use of College
facilities and that hel she or it agrees
to hold harmless and indemnify the
College against any loss or damage or
claims arising out of such use."
While this disclaimer puts the
'Ii) sume extent, Mouton is upset
brunt offinancialliability Oll the group by this clause since ea rlier this year the
putting on the event, in this case group EPIC had chalked all over
UMOjA, Mouton didn't even know it campus and lIot been fined. "III the
ex isted until afte r this in cident. "I cha lking incident, it was the group
didn't look at the back, I don't think itself that did il. In this graffiti incident,
anyone does."
UMOjA had nothing to do with it," he
In addition to
said .
the disclaimer, the
Robertson sa id
There is only one
Student Activities
EP IC
was
Coord in ator
fortu nate wi t h
reference to
Handbook, given to
their cha lkin g
responsibility and
each
studen t
in cid ent. "When
no reference to
coordinator, states
EPIC did the
on page four that
chalking,
it rained
liability in the
the coordinator is
whole [Coordinator the next day, so
expected to "be
they got lucky."
Handbook].
responsible for
Since the rain
college equipment
-Patrick Mouton washed away the
and resources."
Co-ordinator of UMOJA cha lking, facilities
Besides this, the
did not have to
only other mention of liability Mouton clean up and so EPIC was not charged.
could find in the 50 page book was in
She also pointed out that groups
the section on cha lking.
have been held responsible and charged
"Chalking is prohibited on for damage incurred at their events in
campus. If messages are chalked the past, even if the damage was done
facilities will wash it away and will by partidpants from off campus. In
charge the responsible group a clean- particular, Robertson mentioned an
up fee," the handbook reads.
incident several years ago when S&A
Productions held an Ali ce in Chains
concert and ended up paying $I ,200 tor
damage done in the parking 101.
Mouton understands and
appreciates the need for liability. He
just wished that he had been more
informed ahout the issue. ''There is only
one reference to responsibility and no
reference to liability in the whole book,"
he said, pointing to the handbook.
Robertson feels that it is
mentioned enough, saying that
coordinators go through a workshop
with her as partofan orientation to the
job and they are required to go to an
event planning workshop before doing
events. In both workshops, fiscal
liability is mentioned. She also said she
urges student groups to appuint
members to do walkthroughs during
events to make sure no one is doing
damage.
Mouton rea li zes that UMOjA
will ·have to pay for the damages , and
only hopes that future versions of the
Student Activities Handhook will note
the liability information. "just a little
something in here would have helped, "
he said, tapping the handbook.
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Tentative Seminar II site picked
By Hillary Rossi
Staff writer
The loca tion for Seminar II may not be
the ope n space next to Se minar I as was
originally thought- it may be the wooded area
between the CAB and C-Iot.
According to a draft of a report sent by
Evergree n's architecture consultants. the
Mahlum Architects, to Evergreen architect
Rino Balatbat, five location s were looked at as
possible sites and the sites were eva luated as
part of the pre-design process.
The eva luation was based on the campus
master plan and the overall goals for Seminar II.
The campus master plan says that th e
building must encourage students and fawlt y to
mix during daily school activities . It must not
dominate any other building on campus and
must recognize all student populations, not just
students who attend day classes. It should
photo by Greg Skln ll PI
In addition to eliminating the
walkway between the
Communications Building and th e
CAB, the new Seminar II site will cut
into the forest behind the CAB.
by David Simpson
Staff writer
academics
an
interdiSciplinary learning
experience and preserve
the ecological character of
the campus. The building
should include space for
both academic and
cultural. political or social
activities . Also , it must
recognize
'campus
population growth and
encourage a mixing of
academic pursuits, facu lty.
administrators
and
students.
The Site Alocation is
nex t to the existing
Se minar I building. The
pre-design committee vice president, deans,
faculty, and directors from
Evergreen, including the
Mahlum consultants found man y prob lems
with this location. The site
was too remote in regards
to the rest of the campus;
it was too massive a
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photo by Greg Skinner
This walkway which passes between the Communications building and the CAB will most likely
be part of the location for the new Seminar Building .
One hundred forty-four thousand square
building at too close a proximity to the bridge . The CAB was built prepared to be
Longhouse (the building is approximately extended onto. The location connects to the feet would fit three of the existing Seminar
144,000 square feet), not staying with the overall existing utility tunnel underground. It connects Buildings, said campus architect Balatbat.
"It's impossible to build without cutting
tone the Longhouse presents; and it is far from to Red Square and creates more ofa main campus
main campus, main ca mpus being Red Square. around Red Square, as well as encourages trees," Balatbat said.
Patterson talked to a few students last
Site B is behind the Arts Annex, and th e different student, faculty and staff to mix. Also,
pre-design committ ee found that building the location cleans up the alley alongside the CAB February. and they thought that C' was the best
location from the five to choose from. All day
would do the most damage to the environment and is close to the parking lots.
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in that location . The trails, the OrganiC Farm
"[Building in a wooded areal is one of the meetings were held by the architects to gather
and the arts cemetery would be in the way or main reasons why we didn't go with A-B-C-D," their research for the pre-design study. and
would somehow have to be changed or moved said Mike Patterson, Mahlum's project facuity, staff and administrators trickled in and
out. Few students came to talk.
to make room for the building. It would also manager.
The due date of the proposal does not
be far away from the main campus.
The building was only going to be 60,000
allow
much time for discussion at Evergreen,
Site C is located next to the square feet before the Mahlum Architects and
Communications Building, in the same woods the pre-design committee did the pre-design said Balatbat. On May 13, the Board ofTrustees
as th e (' site next to C-Iot. But that was found study, and it was set to be located next to will see the C area and be briefed on the plans
to be an anticipatory spot for a possible Seminar I. However, when the consulting firm and the budget being requested from the state.
ext ens ion of the Com ll1l1nicat ions Building. began to discuss the project with the pre-design Then on June 11 the Trustees will approve it so
Sit e D is located on th e open space next to th e com mittee , they rea lized the need to make the it can be sent to the state's Office of Financial
CAB . beside the Library. An existing lo ading building much larger and meet all the Management by the June 30 deadline.
All comments from students regarding
requirements for space Evergreen was looking
dock stands in the way.
That leaves:-i ite (' brrween the CABand C- for. It grew to 144,000 square feet and was too Site C shou ld be sent to Balatbat in Facilities,
Lab II.
lot . to be linked to th e CAB by a second floor big for Site A.
It's hard to imagine a speaker more
qualified to inau-gurate the Cal Anderson
Memorial lecture series than David Mixner.
Mixner, whose credentials as an organizer
include the famed Vietnam War Moratorium,
has been one of the nation's leading activists
for gay and lesbian rights since coming out of
the closet ill the 19705. A friend of Bill Clinton's
from years back, he served as a top advisor to
Clinton's 1992 campaign, only to part
company with the president over the "don't
ask, don't tell" policy the following year.
Mixner is also the author of the memoir
Stranger Among Friends. In his lecture, which
took place recently in the Evergreen Longhouse.
Mixner addressed various topics related to his
career as an activist, painting a moving and
personal portrait of a life lived for one's ideals.
Before the lecture, he had the following things to
say to the Cooper Pointjoumal.
What do you think have been the
(:j,: V u greatest advancements and the
v
greatest defeats for the gay civil
rights movement over the pasl, say, ten years?
I think first of all, generally
speaking, for the gay and lesbian
civil rights movement there have
only been advancements in an overall picture.
I remember a time when there were no movies.
no magazine articles, no organizations, no
support groups, where the American
Ps yc hiatric Association classifi ed us as
deviants. And you know, we've made great
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progress over the last two decadesextraordinary progress. We've had setbacks. I
think the "don't ask, don't tell" policy was a
setback, and certainly the passage of the
Defense of Marriage Act, for example, was a
setback. And I'll admit 1·2 in Colorado was a
setback, though that later turned out to be a
victory in the Supreme court.
And then bill 2586 here
Washington, just recently.
CAB 316, The Evergreen State College, Olympia, Washington 98505
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Seepage Editor.' David Simpson
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First of all, I still differ with the
.\;I Clinton administration on those
'-o.>:..J two things, not in the past tense. I
think in the Clinton administration, we have
made the greatest drive for gay and lesbian
rights under this administration than any
other adm inistration in history, especially in
regard to such things as appointments, his
support of ENDA (the Employment NonDiscrimination Act), such things as issuing
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Last tim., we took a
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That carved mural on the
Library first floor with the
gravelly texture.
My investigation of this art work
reaffirmed what t have discovered
before: that there a re a lot of
things people don't know about
this campus; and a lot of people
(myself included) who don't know
them. And who don't know who
does know.
see MIXNERpage 4
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"'[ " \ . You mentioned both "don't ask,
~::i ~ ~ don't teJl" and the Defense of
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Marriage Act. I know those are
both areas in which you 've differed with the
Clinton administration. What do you think of
the Clinton administration's record overall?
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center:
Yes. I mean, when you start going
into the state legislatures and city
ordinances , there are many
attempts by those who want to use bigotry as
a way to advance their political agendas
legislatively.
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for Wednesday, April 15. The forum will take
place in Lecture Hall I from 1:30 to 3 p.m.
The panel will include Career Development
staft: laculty, and Evergreen alumni currelltly
The second meeting to discuss Evergreen working in th e field onlllman services. Following
getting repre se nt ed by a Washin gton State th e prese ntati o n. students will have th !'
lobbyi ng orga nization will be on Thursday, April opport lin ity to ask quest ions. All stud ent s
~,at 5 p.lO. in CA B 315. All students arc invi ted.
considering study or careers in human services
The Washington St udent Lo bb y are strongly encouraged to attend.
For lOore informati on, co nt act APEL at
represe nt s all four yea r public co lleges except
El'l' rgreen. The orga ni za ti on Jnd the student s x6312.
from th e represe nt ed co ll eges lohby th e state
legislatu re on bills co nce rn ing college , t udent s
and th eir college ctw ironment. For exa mpl e,
th e), lobby on cJ mpu s child ca re . tuiti on
adjustm ents. al1(i th e student repre se nt :lI ive to
The Sustaina ble Communit), Roundtabk
th e Board 01 Trus tees getttllg to vo te. If you presen ts Shrinking 01lt Ecological Footprin t, a
wa nt more information. ca ll x(i220. Da n('(' sli de show a nd prese nt at ion b), Mathi .'
therapy worbho p
Wac kertta ge l. Ph.D. The show will be in Lau I
Wild Grace Art s presents a day to listen 1047 on Monday, Aprill 3 at 3 p.m.
to yo ur body, honor yo ur feelings, and de-st res,
Topics will include sust ainable li fcstyb
t he body/ min d. The ir da nce/move ment fo r a sus ta in ab le futurC'. Co nt act th e
therapy workshop takes place on Sa turday, En vi ronm ental Reso urce Ce nt er at x67S4 lor
April IS, from 9 a. m. to 4 p.m.
more informa ti on.
For mo re infor mati o n o n thi s an d
ot her workshops , con tact Joann a Cashman
at 273-50SS.
Wash ington Student
Lobby propose d
Sustainable living
presentation
Human services
career presentation
Academ ic Planning (A PEL) will be holding
a presentation for students purstting stttdy or
MIXNER
continued from page 3
executive orders ending discrimination based on
sexual orientation in all of th e cabinet-level
agencies - even in th e defense department,
among civilian employees . Removing sexual
orientation asa justification for denying security
clearance among civilian employees is a great
victory. Opening up our right to serve in plac es
like the Job Corps, the Peace Corps, the State
Department , which we before had previously
been denied access to those opportunities .
Appointing the first open ly gay ambassador. I
mean, we have just made great strides.
Butwith anything, there is no such thin g
as partial freedo m. All of those things were
ours to begin with under the constitution, but
were being deni ed to us because of bigotry.
And we still have a long way to go. But we
would be doing a se rious injustice to th e
president not to acknow ledge our victories as
well as our disappointments.
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What do you see as the next major
step, then? What .~pecifica lly are
you working toward these days?
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Don't forget leisure
activity
Evergreen 's Leisme Education classes are a
great way to experiment wi th new hobbies. Most
are geared for beginners who want to tr y
so mething new. Sa lsa dancing, watercolor
painting, martial arts, European baking, sea
Well, I think the passage of ENDA
I \ J is crucial. To ensure tlrat people arc
S - J safe ill their jobs because of sexual
orien tatio ll is basil'. People sltouldn 't have to fear
for losing their jobs simply because of who we
are. I think tougher enforcement on Irate crimes
is extremely important. The rise in hate crimes
against gays and lesbians is epidemic. People
should be ab le to feel safe, and not be beaten and
killed because of who we are.
Has there been a measurable rise ill
hate crimes ill recent years, then?
the heart of basic rights that all other citizens
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artist Ma rie Ca rti er. Meet the artist and at tend
her lwrfonnance on April 10 at S p.m. at the
Experi mental Theater. Tickets are $5 to $12.
Call xGS33 for more information.
Th e following eve ning at 7:30 p.m., the
No rth west Int ernation al Lesbia n-Gay Film
Festival presen ts Ballistic Femme at l'\iki's, 311
East 4th Ave. In her second one-woman show,
Ca rti ~ r dives into th e "persistent desire" of the
butch/femme dynamic. Tickets are $10 at the
door, cas h only, and adva nce sales are not
avai lab le. ror more irIlormation on Ballistic
Femme or th e No rthw es t Internat io nal
Lesbian-Gay Film Festiva l, call x6542 .
Lunch time aerobics
The Division ofRecreatiotl . We llness and
At hletics is offer ing an aerob ics class from
12:15 to 12:45 p.ITI ., Mondays a nd
Wed nesdays, until Jun e 10. Cost for the class
is $25. Register in CRC UO.
Computer classes
Academic Cumputing is offering a series
of comp ute r classes for students, faculty, alld
staft' through May 20. Classes offered include:
Intro to Web Authoring, Word for Windows,
hundreds of rights, benefit s, protections and
privileges that are given to other citizens.
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wanted to ask you about. I know
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the gay community was divided-some people
were saying that it would he better for Governor
Locke to let the bill pass into law and fight it in
the courts, because that would be easier than
fighting it ifit became a ballot initiative and was
passed. What are YOllr feelings?
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attributed to better reporting, and
some of it due to the actual
increase in the llumber of illcidents.
I think that we have to still continue to
battlc for the right of anyone who chooses to
se rve in the military and to have that right. I
think that the Defense of Marriage Act and our
right to marry is absolutely critical. It goes to
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March 14
0304- The presence of a suspicious person is duly noted in
A-dorm, where suspicious people stand out more than in,
say, F-Iot, where if you aren't suspic iou s looking, you
probably aren't safe.
1346- A student is injured on the soccer field . Hopefully,
soccer was somehow involved.
2354- An irrepressible social revolutionary makes a daring
social comment that cannot be ignored by painting an
obscure and surely meaningful s.ymbology on the side of a
TESC police cruiser. Our cra ck Security Blotter decryption
team, working around the clock, has just managed to break
this fiendishly clever code. It begins with a searingly incisive
interrogative, "Got Milk?" and concludes with the simple
but stunning self-revelatory proclamation: "Yo Quiero Taco
Bell." Truly profound.
Puget Sound Blood
Drive needs your help
Tlt e Puget Sound Blood Bank is
spolisoring a blood drive in the Library second
floor lobby on Friday, April 17, from 10 a.m. to
4 p.m. Your participation is greatly needed and
apprec iated.
th e way. I don 't think we ever yield ground to
bigots at any time, hoping th at someone ebe
will make it better later.
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that this coincides with the conclusion of Winter Quarter
is not to be overlooked, as 95% of the school was going
mental by March 11th or so.
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convenience ofanyone, that we have a clear vision
for ourselves about our own dignity and our
integrity and the gifts that we bring to the nation,
I see a day not too far off in the future where we
will see open gays and lesbia ns in the senate. We
already are seeing very important races like Greta
Cammermeyer in Washington State. We will see
a day, I think, when corporate executives, CEOs
in the more traditional industries (we're already
seeing it in the entertainment industry) will be
comfortable being openly gay. I think we'll see a
day when hopefully an open gay or lesbian will
run for president ofthe United States.
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0910- A motor vehicle abandoned on Driftwood Rd. is
towed. Note to self: Insurance scam works better when Step
2, drive vehicle off high cliff, is not omitted.
1410- A car prowl in the Mods' parking area reminds us
that while F-Iot gets all the notoriety, one must be vigilant
in any "park your car, walk away" situation on the TESC
campus.
IS36- Burnt coo kin g oi l is th e culprit in a helli s h
co nflagration, straight from the pages of Dante's Inlerno.
that leaves R-dorm a pile ofsmoldering
2024- A male passed out drunk behind th e Com munity
Ce nt er requir es med ica l treatment. I know th e hea rtwrenching twist endin g of "A Very Special " Saved by th e
Bell left leg io ns of di e- hard Screec h fans, lik e TESCs
JmJtelrr film wag Corey Lopardi, groping lor th e liquor
cab in et.
2050- Drug paraphern ali a confiscated from'D-dorm. Drug
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March 17
1451- Indecent exposure on the beach trail. Suspect flashes
his goodies but the unwilling "window shopper" declines to
fil e a purchase ord er for merchandise of such shoddy
workmanship.
1508- A previously stolen item is recovered wh en its rightful
owner orders from the F- Iot thugs ' black market Home
Shopping Network broadcast on TCTV.
March IS
0921- Transient booked on a crimin al trespass beef.
March 23
1038· A hole is shot in a library window, apparently by a lone
sniper armed with a BB gun. Cries of "You'll put your eye out!"
from his Aunt Ethel convince him to throw down his rifle
before further damage is done.
1347- Burnt food in D-dorm sets off the fire alarm.
222S- A disturbance in D-dorm is possibly alcohol related.
2312- A pipe is confiscated from D-dorm. Congratulations,
D-dorm, you made the police log three times in one day! The
record is four, held by the now defunct Cabrini (Ever)Green
projects of our little known Chicago campus.
March 26
1225- A caller becomes irate and belligerent on tire phone wit h
Fi nanc ial Aid when he find s ou t th at not on ly was his
workstudy applicat ion disapproved, but he is actua lly being
charged $5.99 a minute for consu lt ation wit h a Master Psychic.
March 2S
1300- An olT-campus incident involving a TE SC stu de nt
triggers a subtle domino eflect of causal linkage that ultimately
in creases tire price or a CAB Hoagie by two cenh .
March 29
1959- Police Services perform a vehicle entry at the Organic
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OlOl-The Evergreen State Co llege announces that not only
will letter grades now be awarded , a "win at any cost"
football program will immediately be instituted with Jerry
Tarkanian and Barry Switzer as coaches/ringleaders.
2400- April Fool's Day concludes.
April 2
150S- A harassment report is officially filed. Hey, when did
the President visit?
Apri l 4
2500- Evergreen Men's Tennis win s a big event but are
disqualified beca use play co ncluded during the "lost hour"
of Dayli ght Savings when time ceased to ex ist.
April 6
2230- Ast ute resident of A-donn throws thermometer on th e
fl oor to watch the rnercury run oui. Later, for an encore, he
pukes on the fl oo r. At some acc redit ed in st itution s tlri.1
behavior might merit him a sc holarship or an editor's job at
the sc hool paper (perhaps in charge of Apri l Fools' Day jokes)
but here we have to lam ent that teac her or fam il y mem ber
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March 31
1105- B-Iot jumpstart fails.
1115- B-lot jumpstart succeeds! It 's all in the wrist.
1242- A 1st floor wing door is kicked in at the Library. Gla ss
is broken. Expenses are pil ed up. ror about two minutes
some dimwit feels like a big stud before resumillg a meager
existence of self-loathing and poorly channeled hostility.
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1340- A purse is taken from a student's backpack and th e
civilized world is left to ponder, when purses are stolen
from backpacks can th e pilferage of billfolds from fannypacks be more than a hop, skip and a jump behind?
1739- A letter from Student Affairs is delivered to B-dorm .
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Contributing writers
In the past theWome n 's Resource
Ce nter (WRC) and The Women of Color
Coa lit iOIl (WOCC) have not collaborated
much on women's issues on campus.
However, with the influx of new coordinators,
Tanya Cheeke (WRC) and jenn Bowman
(WOCC), there has been more effort to foster
better relations between the two groups.
These eRorts Gnne out of the frustrations of
both coord inators that th ere hasn't been
(,nough coalition building in the past.
Dialogue was generated by a workshop
on The Day of Presence sponsored by the
woce that dealt with th e issue s of race,
gender and sexuality for women. By the end
of th e disCllssion, it was decided by t he group
that this would be a good project to continue
into the next quarter. That's when the
coordinators of the WRC and the WOCC
decided to have a planning meeting to discuss
the possibility of making this a weekly event.
The hope v,as that this would begin to build
a bridge between the WRC and the WOCC
to establish a foundation for more
collaborative efforts in the future.
The new women :5 group, Multicultural
Feminism, will focus on the same issues as
The Day of Presence, but with an emphasis
011 feminism in the context of race, gender
and sexuality. While we were deciding what
issues to address, we came up with several
questions including: What does feminism
mean in different cultures? How is femini sm
limiting? What is the impact of Western
feminist ideology for women on a global
scale? How dn you identiry as a feminist? Is
"feminism" exclusionary?
If you're interested in the Multicultural
Feminism women's discussion group,
mcctings will he held every Thursday at 5
p.m. in The Women's Resource Center, CAB
206. ContactTanya at xtilti2 or jenn at x600ti.
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by Mat Probasco
Staff writer
Hurdling through space at
untold speeds, countless
electronic satellites above the
earth beam electromagnetic
waves at us every day. At least two
of those satellites' waves are now
being received by KAOS
community radio. Pacifica,
public radio's only alternative to
NPR, has required all its aRlliates
to switch satellite dishes. The
decision to switch was made by
the Pacifica Network in order to
not be forced to rent satellite time
photo by Sam'Trechte r
from the Public Radio Satellite
System. Sound easy enough'? [\;0. The new dish is on the right while the old dish
In fact, it required laying a lies on the left ...
cement pad on the roof of the
CAB, running hundreds of feet of wire , and the question "Why is this good for KAOS?"
boring several holes in concrete walls, causing Huntsberger said, "We can say we were an
those mysterious rattling noises last week.
inaugural station in the Pacifica National
KAOS General Manager Michael Network," implying, "Big dea!." He paused
Huntsberger received in the mail one though , and said something with much more
board (approx. 250 words), 30 signatures from disassembled 2.8 meter satellite dish, a large positive implications: "It's good for us because
fdlow studl'nts and two letters of metal rack to mount the dish on, and a it's good for community radio." One ofKAOS's
recommendation from community members.
demodulator unit (used to decode an incoming mantras over its 25 year history is that
The applying students will be voted on in signal). What he didn't receive was far more community radio and public radio are not the
a camplls wide election on May (i and 7. Then interesting: no base to mount the dish and rack same thing. "Community radio can't afford the
t he names of the three to five applying students on, no mount for the decoder, no wiring to scale that public radio can," Now those
with the most votes will be forwarded to the connect the dish to the decoder, and no type of community radio stations previously not as
governor. lie will select one student to represent tape recorder to capt ure ao incoming signa!.
technologically advanced as KAOS have the
all Eve rgreen students for the 1998-9!} school
The new dish will allow Pacifica to rent availability of the Pacifica Network programs
year ill Hoard of Trustees meetings every other ,satellite time directly at a reduced cost. The at a reduced cost. Th e new satellite system
mont h.
benefits to KAOS are less clear. When posed should be up and runoing this month.
Student rep needed
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CPJ staffreacts
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STAFF EDITORIAL
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For those of you who haven't already
heard, the newspaper at the University of
Washington in Seattle known as The Daily
came out with an April Fool's Day issue. This
issue's front page story was entitled" 'Bundy
Copycat' strikes Evergreen campus,"
It isn't hard to speculate as to why writers
Mike Roarke and Zach Works (are those real
names or 'e ntertainment' names?) chose
Evergreen to poke fun of on the front page. Yep,
it's really easy to make fun of Evergreen. We're
a bunch of grade less doped up hippies, right?
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graphically raped and killed off a fictional
student, right?
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to have an April Fool's Day edition. We feel
that when your paper comes out every day, YOIl
can afford the luxury of having one issue
dedicated to nothing but lies. We dOll't see a
problem with having satirical and humorous
things in the paper, we do it all the time, Some
things in the April Fool's issue are sort a fUll ny,
like the Full HOllse feature film review, But
there is a line between what is funny and what
isn't. There is also a line between what is fair
grounds for poking fun and what isn 't.
No matter how much people whille and
complain about how political correctness
stifles the voices of people and how people are
just too sensitive these days, there is a point
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daring you are, and take others' "feelings" in to
account. Sometimes it's diRlcult to draw this
line, but clearly in this case, it's gone too far.
Making up a story about a murdered woman
who was sexually assaulted "with bite marks
covering her body" just isn't funny. Illustrating
the already heinous article with photos of the
victim and of a candlelit tribute is even less
funny, And to those who say we should leam
to take ~ joke and laugh at ourselves, we'll laugh
when there is something actually funny to
laugh about.
Here's the thing: this article could have
been written in a humorous way. It could have
been peppered with elements of satire and
social commentary. But it wasn't. It was
written in regular news style with no clue it
wasll 't true, except for the fictional name for
our President and it said we have something
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Greg Skinner, Photo Editor
Tak Kendrick, Layout Editor
Sal Occhino, Comic Artist
your parer/ts stay,
you ea t free!
With TlAA-CREF.you'li get the right choices-
stars and numbers.
called "teaching assistants." Oh , wait, there is
a really small disclaimer at the top ofthe paper:
"This issue is for entertainment. "
This portrayal of murder is not funny.
The parents and friends of people who rea lly
were killed by Bundy would not find this funny.
Creating an effective April Fool's Day isstt e
would require tact, taste, style and a sense of
what is appropriate. No ne of th ese things
appea r to have been considered. A newspaper
is not a toy. People's lives can be affected by
what goes into a newspaper, and therefore the
people who work at a newspaper should think
about the consequences of their act ions and the
real purpose ofa newspaper.
We believ e the purpose of any good
college newspaper is to inform, educate, and
entertain. Maybe the readers of The Daily find
'rape and serial killers humorolls. we don 't
know. Taking the attempt at entertainlllentto
this level seems gratuitous, unprofess ional ,
and, frankly, stupid. This leads us to wonder
why the UW Daily exists: to educate and
inklfln their community, or to satisfy th e
personal entertainment needs of the staff. Ifit 's
the latter, can't they satisty their whims in the
privacy of their own bed rooms with th e
magazine of their choice?
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April 9, 1998
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- First Amendment, U.S. Constitution
Got light?
Light. It \ bee n proven to improve st udy
environments. inspire motivat ion and creativit y.
aid in keeping villain~ away. and brighten spirit s.
Then. is it just me. or is there a tremendous lack
01 light in the lobby of the library. the hallways,
the large rooms below the CAB, and the Lecture
Halls?
The room below the main floor of th e CAB
where my class is held , is what I consider "i\(\)luminated." Gra nted, I am a night- time st udent
and there are win dows for bett er Iighti;lg for day
classes, but my cla ssmates and I are often tired after
an eight-hour day at work and the lighting. or la ck
th ereof in this room is a focu s-killer. Many times,
I have looked at the light sw itches in th is room ,
hoping there was a dial that I cou ld turn the lights
up with .. . no luck. I often feel so rry for th e g u e~ t
~ I)('akers that come to our class ... they squ int to
see us. and we try to maintain 3n ent hused interest .
despite the gloom of the room. This does not seem
fa ir to the speaker. as well as li S.
I have heard slUdent s discussing how dark
the halls and lobby of the library is. It almost
resembles a bat cave. with its high ceiling and
dark illumination. Maybe it is not that
important that this area be lighted, but more
than a few people would like to see the person
approa ching them in a dark area of the library. I
would like to be able to see who I am talking to
when I attend an Academic Fair.
I realize that the cost of lighting is not
cheap, or probably not really environmentally
sound (if we searched to discover the source of
our power; for insta nce, dams and their damage
to salmon), but I sometimes think that if we used
different lights. or closer, clustered light s. it
wo uld be better and more efli cient.
When I pay tuition, parking, dues, and
books. I look to my college to provide th e rest. I
provide the money, the motivation (which, as I
restate. is harder after a long day at work) and
the brain s. I think brighter lighting should be
part of the college's cont ribution. Thanks for
putting up with me.
Ben Kinkade
Word play
Say word. I speak truth to the youth
Met hods cons idered uncouth in disp lay
Play: to make rapid movements for purposes of
recreation
:-.!ow occupation in informatiun disseminatio n
I ge t paid for word play. \lipped srripts. mil'",
ripped and trut h
tripped
7'law. we roll over-standing strung
~o R&B in this so ng
O\'crstanding to stand over not und er so that
IW can clearly see the b y ohhr lan d; the
ga me at hand that we play-tow's Acade1llY
a sem in ary of arts and sc iences
;\!l' II' a lIiances formed, Constant inc sees t he cross
in a dream and th e Ro man Elll pire is bom
Nine. the last num ber in Kemetic mathematics
Ma th-schema tics. schemes for l'.r.e.a.m .. nah dat
I mean
Crackers rule everyt hing arou nd lIle, seen?
Scheme: a combination of things adj usted by
design. dC-Sign
Sign: indicat ive of somet hin g. a symbol or
charac ter
I dc-sign through deco nstruction of symbolic
obstructions
Me nt al road-b locks, mind fucks with imagined
cocks:
Based on the noti on of the rooster as a spirit ed
or swaggering bird lording it over his hens.
a misogynistic lens and patriarchy begins
'Ca use if you ca n't ge t yo urself a ten ... the least
you ca n dll is ge t five TlVo's :
ll'isdom: un exp lain able {'nergy becom in g
l'llnscious of itself
VVise the dome for you rself, wise the dUlJlb for
the men tal hea lth of the masses
Classes, clashes. conflicts and burnt ashes
Con-Ilics: mov ies abo ut the criminal minded,
yo u've bern blinded
Let me help you fi nd it and unwind it
Ma nifi'st Destiny arrest in ' me and test in' me
Desti ny made manifest: plainly appa rent to sight
or un derstanding, evide nt , obvious. Plato's
academy control demanding
Etymologica lly "grasped by th e hand"
On th e bones of your allCestors you stand ...
under the wa tchful eye of that five sided
fi st-agon
Desriny: the power or agency that is thought to
predeterm ine the course of events
We were heavcn sent but now we hell bent for
election
Seek protecti on through correct ion-all filc ilities
Stud ent s are facsimiles , ca rb on cop ies look
sloppy
.
Scientit1c Colon ialislll be kill in ' we sol1 ly
Implementing democracy for cash crops ofcotfee
Delllocritus propounded the theory of atomism .
Ii oiding that the entire universe is composed
without schislll of simpl e indivisible atoms
Power to the people, a democrat ic molecule
Anti- com muni sm fue lin g, fuelin '. fuel·in
religiOUS format
3rd world tloorm ats generate huge vats of cash
Peo ple = atoms, silllpie. indi visible: united in
their simplicit y
Democracy serves dupliritly
Simple: uncombined. wit hout embe llishmcnt.
plain and unadorned. scorned, unadored
and unloved
One love for those simpl e. unmixed and sincere
Listen hear and see clearly sincere. pure as the
driven snow lViJire
Crackers raped the ebony in the night
Metaphoric historic . democratic freedom
fighters comin' in like white tigers. air
strikers and liars
Capitalistic contro l instituted thr ough
de mocracy
The word's a facade and the mea nin g is a
mockery
The in vasion of Iraq for the sake of control and
domination. resource monopoli zation and
t he perpetuation of segregation. despite
th e fact that the U.S. breaks more U.N.
sanctions in a yea r than Iraq
ever will
From th e Co ld-Wa r to Ko~a. Vietn am to
('
Saddam
From the Zapat ist as, Sandi nistas to th e'raid on
Panama
When the U.S. fights tor freedom it 's far from
democratic. power to
the people in full view
Instead we inst itut e free trade for multinational
corporations and the power of an elite few
PEACE.
Adrian Scott aka A-Plus the K.R.E.A .T.O.R.
Copyright 1998
867-9943
ap lus@e lwha.evergreen.edu
-a-
Every person may freely speak, write and publish on all subjects, being
responsible for the abuse of that right."
- Article I, Section 5, Washington'State Constitution 1889
Learn the mind control
Students need
Lips and
assholes Union protection techniques of a supervillian
The Corner Cafe has closed, and in
kee ping with recent Evergreen dec isions,
something truly stupid and offensive has
taken place. The Midnight Fix, operating
in the Housing Community Center, is this
ve ry thing. Here is the scene Friday night
(April 3): People milling about, dea d
fl owers in chea p vases on the table s,
drapes (???), cops on the scene (not quite
sure why- should they be busting pot
smokers?), mammoth (bigger than 44 oz.
!!!) amounts of Pepsi are being sipped from
all directions, th e smell of the searing flesh
of the lips and assholes (that's sausa ge ,
folks!) ofl ong dead animals permeates the
air. A young lady walks out from the
kitchen . She says something to the effect
of "Umm, for the sake of organization,
could everyone who asked for pepperoni ,
please, raise their hands?" Many folks,
sad ly, do so. Obviou sly, this is an
orga ni za ti on des tined for "capital"
success.
But how did this operation find a
pla ce on our, oh, so "gree ner" campus?
This is our question to you. How many
times can Evergreen, and th eir various
fo od se rvi ce organizations , contradict
what we wo uld like to think this
institution stands for? Beefis BAD. Even
if yo u already und ersta nd that and
somehow continue to consume it, th ere
are PLENTY of places on campus (and in
the real world) to do so. Why did the las t
vrge tari an place on campus RUN by
ca mpus need to be taken over as well ?
PEPSI is BAD, as well. The corporation has
a long and terrible history for anyone who
ca res to look at it. As yo u read this , Pepsi
operations in Burma are contributing to
th e deaths of th ousands of'Burm ese
citizens through their partnership with
th e dictatorship. At other upstandin g
colleges. like Harvard and th e University
of Wisconsin. students have refused to let
Pepsi to be served, instead offering Blue
Sky as a better. undoubt edly safer
altern ative. Would you have had any idea
that those east coasters at Harvard would
turn out to be more PROGRESSIVE than
apparently anyo ne at Evergreen? How
about all tb e new pizza boxes that were
printed up? How about our new, bigger
contributions to the landfills? How about
the neo n sign? What the hell is that for?
How about the disposable plates? With
t he closing of the Corn er, did Evergreen
give up all good ideas on how a cafe could
be run? It certainly appears that way. To
top that all off, the pizza really sucks. It
obviously all comes from a can.
We enco urage AN YONE in th e
community to voice th eir opinions,
positive and negative, on th e pizza place.
We would also lik e a letter fr om th e
decision maker behind the MF, OIl why
this idea was chosen, on how the products
were selec ted, what the budget/costs are
and will be, and why the swit ch to typical,
wasteful consumerism was made so
quickly. Ever-what?
Eric S. Meltzer
Matthew Merwin
Shoren Brown
Ben Friedlander
One worker may have been
wrongfully terminated
Do Evergreen student workers really need
a Union? Here is one of the many examples th at
scream YES!! !
Alex Stupple, a former employee of The
Evergreen State Co ll ege. was wrongflllly
terminated. She deserves her job back, back pay
and an apology. When she tried to take a step in
appealing this decision , she was disrespectfully
treated and dismissed.
This May, Alex Stupple would have worked
at The Evergreen State College parking booth for
one year. On Thursday of 'week ten' winter
quarter, she was told that she was fired due to
her third lat e day. This policy was news to Alex .
Her supervisors did not follow th eir ow n
termination procedures. The Evergreen Rights
and Responsibilities booklet states that an
"employer must advise a student employee in
writing of unsatisfactory performance at least
ol1ce before termination." It goes on to say that ,
"a written warning should precede actual
termination by two weeks" (page 29). Alex 's
supervisor violated both of these rules. Alex
never rece ived a ve rbal , much less a written
warning regarding this rule. She was given not
two weeks. but two days until her termination
would be enacted . Alex has a clear- cllt case of
wrongfi.1i termination : aside from the tact that
being late three times in one year is not in anv
reaso nab le se nse excessive . th e Evergree;l
parking ofli ce did not adhere to their own rul es.
Alex, along with a representative from th e Union
of Student Workers, went to fil e a grievance and
make an ap pointment with Eve rgree n's
grieva nceoflicer. In Alex's report , she explained
the situati on, submitted her time shee ts which
were all marked satisfactory by her supervisor
(presumably a logical opportunity for a wri lien
warning), and asked for her job bac k as well as
for back pay for the days she missed. stating that
"I am following the rules, and I expect my bosses
and elders to do the same." An appointment was
made for the first week of spring quarter,
Thursday. Apri l 2.
When third quarter began. Alex received a
phone call from the director of finan cial aid.
Since the school's grievance officer only handles
student conduct code violations, Alex was also
told that th e meeting had been schedul ed for
Thursday of sprin g brea k and that she had
missed it. She was further informed that there
was no need for a meeting anyway, and that she
could apply for a job at the book store as an
alt ernative.
As Alex's support person from the Union
of Student Workers, this response concerns me
for important reaso ns: first , I was present when
we made tbe appointment, and I know it was set
for Thursday, April 2, and can thereby confirm
Alex's account. This is moreover not th e fir st
time we have had misunderstandings about
meeting times that allow the ad ministration to
prevent genuine progress as they rail to question
our credibility. It is possible that the meeting
was recorded incorrectly by the administrative
assistant, but this situation is too familiar to
dismiss. Alex wa s notified by the director of
finan cial aid that her supervisor would meet with
her to discuss this further. I informed Alex that
she was required to tell jodi. her supervisor, that
I would be accompanying her to the meeting.
Alex told me that she did, in fact, tell 'her
superv isor while they were sc heduling the
meeting. When we arri ved,jodi told us that she
did not know I would be th ere. After a short
game of "yes, I told you," "no. you didn't," she
told us that she would ei ther meet with Alex
alone (I am curious whatjodi had to say to Alex
that could not be said in my presence). or that
we would have to reschedule so she could have
the tinan cial aid oflicer present. Again, it seems
that important details concerning the meetin g
were conveniently misunderstood. There are
enough accumulated "misunderstandings" to
warra nt genuin e conce rn th at thi s grieva nce
procedure is not mea nt to be taken seriously.
Alex. along wit h the Union, has and continues
to be given the run aro und. This is blatantly
disrespectful. especially for a school that boasts
"resolving their diflerences through due process
and with a strong will to collaboration" (Rights
and Responsibilities, page 2). I feel that neither
of these ideals have been upheld in Alex's case.
If you are not a member and would like to
become one (don't worry no dues), please come
to the nex t meetin g of the Union of Student
Workers on Mondays at 2 p,m. in CAB 320
(everyone's welcome!!), or call our office al')(6098
(if you're not on our e-mail list and would like to
be, please let us kn ow!)
Becka Tilsen
Union of Student Workers Coordinator
How to submit-
Please bring or address all
- responses or other forms of
commentary to the Coo~ Poi~~ Journal office ~ CAB 316. The deadline is at 1 p.m.
on Monday for that week s edition. The word limit for responses is 450 words' for
commentary it's 600 words.
'
. .The CPJ wants t? use as ,much space as possible on these pages for letters and
oplIl1ons. Therefore, m practice, we have allowed contributors to exceed the word
limit w.hen space is available. When space is limited, the submissions are prioritized
according to when the CPJ gets them. Priority is always given to Evergreen studetns.
Please note: the CPJ does not check its e-mail daily; the arrival ofe-mailed letters
may be delayed and may cause the letter to be held until the following issues. We will
accept ,typed or handwritten submissions, but those provided on disk are greatly
apprecrated.
All submissions must have the author's name and a phone
number.
the Cooper Point Journal
•
April 9, 1998
ASK
DR. CEREBRUS
psychicalty cha nndod hy
Jos h Knisel y
Dr. Cerebrus is a retired supervillain who lives
in a compound a half~m il e benea t h TESC. The
Cooper Poi nt Journal does not endorse or
condone hi s views. nor those of any oth er
supervillain .
**Errata: An assoc iate, kn ow n onl y as
"H enchatoot," brought to my attention that the
la st issue of Ask Dr. Ce rebrus, entitl ed "The
Truth About Dr. Pepper," failed to "give props"
to Waco, Texas, the home of Dr. Pepper and the
world famous Dr. Pepper Museum. Sorr y.
Henrhatoot. -Dr. C.
Dear Dr. C,
As the ediror ora college lIewspaper, I am
faced lVith a lot ofresponsibilities alldstres.s. The
worst adversity, howcl1er, is recruitillg people to
writ c 1'01' the paper. IVe just dOIl't h:lI'c ell ough
folks Ollt there who are willing ro lief alit th ere
alld rover th e things we need to address. Is there
allY kind ofmilld cOIJtrol or hypnosis regime I
call adopt to help alleviate this problem?
jell II ifer, Olympi:1
Dear jennifer,
Mind rontrol is a sticky wicket. There are
a thou sand different methods . all equally
effective in their own individual means. The trick
is to find the best method for what you want to
accomplish.
For exa mple, in the '50s. Soviet scientists
conducted experiment s showing that a person's
co nscious mind co uld be manipulated-even
co ntroll ed-by a pre-ca lculat ed ser ies of
simult aneous fli ckerin g li ghts and droning.
unintelligible sounds (co incidentall y. th e Fox
network ha s bee n co ndu ctin g simil ar
experimen ts since the late ·80s). Anoth er
effective method is to subject your victims to
subversive propagandist rhetoric while they're
suspended in a sen so ry dep rivation tank.
FeaSibly, it would be possible to build sensory
deprivation tanks large enough to enclose entire
cities and render the citizens helpless to yo ur
control. but such devices may not be necessary
in places like Olympia.
However, these methods may be excessive
to yo ur specific situati on. Given th at yo u
presently control a loca l media resource, takin g
advantage of this would be most beneficial. As I
see it. there would be two apparent courses of
ac tion:
a) Establish yourself as a religiolls ligure.
Those who subm it will be rew arded wi th th e
promise of eternal life. Those who reruse shall
he met with horrible death .
Th ough this ge nera ll y ex ploit s the
ig nora nt , gu llibl e. and th e nai ve, it wi ll . on
occasiou , dupe a more intelligent demographic
If not. at leas t the majority of th e publiC is
iguorant , gullible. and naive.
b) Offe r an exchange of news coverage for
sexual favors. There is uo denying that sex is a
controlling force in our society and is definitely
one of the most exploitable mea ns of fin ancia l
g~in . One (un-named) Seatt le-based paper is
in fa mous for it s sex ual content and it s
exploitation of th e despera tely single. This paper
has become 1110st adept at co ntrolling the miuds
of the "libido preoccupied."
Th ough thi s may perhaps be the most
effective method to attract writers, I personally
would not want to be responsible for wha t wo uld
even tually happen to the journalistic co nteut of
your periodical.
Dear Dr. C,
With th e passing of the celestial chariot
Hale-Bopp, and the tIIm of the millennium at
hand, what shall be the next sif5n that ollr cosmic
Space-Father shall collle to take LIS to the astml
realIII oretem al joy?
PatrollS ofthe Astral ('/lIIrch ortlll' (os mic
Space-Fa th er, YeiIlI
Sec jennifer? Th is area is ripe with suckers I
To write the Doctor:
{'-ma iI drcereb rllS(dlhot mail. colll
or se nd a postca rd to
Dr. Cerebrus
clo the CPj CAH J IG
TESC
Oiympia. WA 98S0S
CRC responds to Rugby
furor
Administration considering eliminating sport
Men's rugby started in the spring of 1972; accused of allowin g underage drinking, or but most of it s members w{'[e TESC studen ts. I
women's rugby, in the fall of 1990. The women's possibly for the fact that the team was allowed have propose d to Art Costantino, Vice Presiden t
rugby club does not, nor has it had in the past, a to travel des pite by-passing state and co llege for Stud ent Affairs. a nd to Tom Mercado.
monopoly on being "mistrea ted, malign ed, processes, or perhaps it was because a decision Director for Student Activi tirs, th at failure oft II('
rugbv clubs to comply wit h
oppressed. or just generall y spat upon." That lack in writing to fire th e coach
directio
n , given
by
of support so vehemently described in the last last fall was reconsidered and
managers.
eit
her
verbally
or
month of CPj letters to the editor has not been nullified. Probably all th ose
Perhaps it is a good
in writing dur in g th e
limit ed to co min g from th e "CRc''' but good reasons were enough to
time for both
enslling year. should result
historica lly from non CRC hum ans as well as justify comp limentin g th e
in the abo li shment of the
[Rugby] clubs and
from off campus age ncies such as a local school very same "CRe" staff
sport
as a coll ege sponsored
district, a state agency, and private parties. The members who sa id "NO" thi s
for management to
activit
y.
lack of support directed at the rugby clubs year.
consider
the
The
tirade
The feeling here in the
themselves or to t he college as the sponsor of the
describing how ill treated
appropriateness of
clubs has had to do with damage control. usually CRC is that thi s year in
the women's rugby club ha s
we
are
caused by the club members, or to their rejection particular
the activity in light
been by the "C RC and by
in
g.
and
,
yes,
overwork
of the "NO. "
of
its
apparent
the hi gher adm in istra ti ve
The latter is the main offense which the feeling defensive about being
desire
historically
to
stafT
was unfortunate. The
"CRe" is guilty of committing- saying "NO." criticized so open ly, and by a
rugby
club members have
Incidentally, the ell tire "CRe" staff is not guilty group of students which eac h
act as an
worked
to generate
of this particular "crime." There were ac tually of liS has spoken of with pride
independent agent. revenue, hard
which ca n be lIsed
on Iy four "CRC staff members Ollt of 100 or so, in the class. Rugby has fit into
by th em in the futur e.
who actually did the nay saying and th ey were, Evergreen, but perhaps it is a
Regulations and procedures
God help us, full time managers, paid to consider good time for both clubs and
were
not
followed
,
and
the resulting unpopular
the types of issues which co uld justifY a "NO" for management to consider the appropriateness
answer. Two of those managers accused of not of the ac tivit y in light of it s apparent desire decisions were made .
supporting women's rugby were complimented historically to act as an independent agent. The
in writing for being so supportive of the club. The original men's club, afte r all , was independent , Pete Steilberg
reason for th ose compliments must have been and called the Mud Bay Ruggers. The club Director of Recreation . Wellness, and At hle tics
that the team was not suspe nded for being coordin ator was a St. Martin's College student,
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George Michael arrested for lewd conduct did he finally set his monkey free?
Housing's fledgling culinary
endeavor
.
The Midnight Fix and Subterranean Pizza are already makin'dough
by Jen Koogler
Anonymous Food Critic
I try! What's that thin g where the (onwr
used to be? Looks like t hey have lood. doe,n't
it? Well. my friends, th ey do. And it's good!
Every day fi'olll (j p.m. to 2 a.m .. yo u can
cruise thr ough the H(lII sin g Community
Center and gl'l a lall e or mocha with cow. ricc.
or soy milk , an Italian soda with the flavor of
your choice, freshly ,squeezed juices, a yummy
dessert, a piece of pizza of the vegan,
vegetarian, or ca rnivorous varieties, a glass of
root beer, and a delightful selection of tea ,
These new innovations arc brought to you by
the students behind The Miclnight f-ix cofTee
house and Subterranean Pizza.
The only complaint I\.'l' heard so far
about the Midnight Fix fare is that the Italian
sodas need to be infusl'dwith a much higher
levelofflavoring. Stop skirnpi ng on the syru p,
folks.
Tuesday evening, I had the pleasure of
ingesting a sillgle tall rice milk lane and a piece
of North Douglas chocolate cake. The lalle was
good, but the cake was drool·riflc. The frosting
was at the perfect sugary sweetness and the
cake was moist. The ollly bad part is that it's
not vegan. For those of you who live the vegan
lifestyle, they had apple-berry crisp (which
looked pretty good) and the famous Corneresque oat nldgies.
During the week (Monday through
Wednesday), you can get yourself pizza by the
slice. My duty was to sample a piece of the
plain cheese. Sources say the cheese atop the
fluffy. chewy crust and herby sauce is a
combination of provolone and mozzarella.
This mixture creates a thick, dense layer of
dairy, so lTIuch so, in tact, that
I would hat e to see what an
l'x tra cheese pizza looked like.
It wasll't too rubbery or too
runny either. Exquisite. And
to t he Subterranean's staff
credit, the numerous times I
have eaten there. th e cheese
and crust weren't burnt once
(uillike a certain all campus
lood .service pizza I call think
of).
There is also pizza with pepperoni
ava ilable by the sl ice, which is ok if you're into
that carnivore scene. I personally refuse to eat
meat,which meant I couldn't try it. Ethan. my
dining associate, has an unfortunate dairy
allergy that forbade him from sampling the
meat y t rea l. ~('ither of us ('Ould partake oft hat
particular slice, but we figured it mllst be good
.,inre the other varieties were so tasty.
Ethan was delighted by the vegan Dirt
First pizza. It was piled high with, as the
Midnight Fix describes it themselves, a garden
of vegetables . 011 one of the three slices he ate
(he was HON-gry) he spotted, count 'em, live
whole cloves of garlic. He didn't eVl'nllliss the
cheese, which I guess is testament to the mighty
flavor of the pizza as much as it is the terrible
truth that he never eats cheese. Ethan was very
excited that there is still a place to get tasty
vegan food on campus that doesn't involve the
Vegan Chili from the Deli.
Ethan also savored a blueberry Italian
soda with rice milk. He agreed that it could 've
used a little more syrup, but added that it was
elegant alld flavornll and a worthy creation of
its own, rega rdless of his preconceptions. .
I had a piece of the Dirt First pizza for
This happy Greener
seems to enjoy her
North Douglas
chocolate cake, too.
breakfast
this
morning
(left
chilling in the
refrigerator
all
night). The crust
was a little tough to
gllaw on (and my
Il ew ly
budding
wisdom teeth did
1I0t like that ), but
the veggies, fully
soaked in herb olive
oil goodness, were delectable. The best part
was the four fat cloves of garlic threatening to
fall ofrofmy slice.
Thursday through Sunday, you can get
a whole 15 inch pizza delivered to your dorm
or Cooper's Glen apartment. Th is time is your
only opportunity to choose your own toppings.
A plain cheese pizza cost $9.75 and extra
toppings are $.75 each (they've got everything
from spinach and artichoke hearts to sausage
and canadian bacon). You can also order one
of their specialty pizzas with snazzy names (the
most expenisve is $12.95) like the
aforementioned Dirt First. Soilent Green
(pesto, artichokes, tomatoes, and cheese but
sadly, no people), Cerberus Shoal (meat mania
with pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon, and
extra cheese), Hawaii 5-0 (canadian bacon and
pineapple), and Psychosis (onions, green
peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, and one more
topping of your choice). You can also order a
soda or a cookie, depending on your hunger
and thirst needs. If you live in Housing, you
should have rece ived a menu conveniently
stuck to your door. If yours has mysteriously
disappeared into your recycling box, pick one
up at the location or check out the one attached
to the counter at the Branch.
If you're on campus after 6 p.m. you
should definitely try them out.
ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
Fleetwood Muck
Cartier
Don't stop go the original wayperforms
by Tak Kendrick
Rumor Monger
by Ethan Jones
A&E Editor
Evergreen welcomes poet, playwright,
performance artist and poet Marie Cartier to
the Experimental Theater on Friday, April 10.
At the 8 p.m. performance she will
present a mix of her poetry, screenwriting,
novel writing, visual art and excerpts from her
one-woman shows, Ballistic Femme and
Blessed Virgin, The show will be followed by a
discussion with the audience. Arrive early to
view her visual art in the lobby. Tickets are $5
for Evergreen students and $12 general.
,Cartier will also offer a free, public
workshop at 10 a.m.
on Saturday,
April 11, in the
Experimental
Theater.
Mick Fleetwood is a pimp. The towering
drummer, in an attempt to cash in on the
renewed success of Fleetwood Mac following
the release of The Dance last fall, has produced
a tribute album, essentially to his own glory.
Legacy: A Tribute to Fleetwood Mac\'
Rumors is self-gratifying at best. It features
completely unnotable performances from
Tonic, Matchbox 20, Duncan Sheik, Shawn
Colvin, Jewel. Goo Goo Dolls, Tallulah and
Sister Hazel. The only semi-redeeming
qualities this album has is the performances
by Elton John and The Cranberries.
Elton's rendition of "Don't Stop" is a
lively interpretation, that unlike most of the
tracks on the album, tries to do something
different with the original. I wouldn't say that
this version of "Don't Stop" is beller than the
Fleetwood Mac version, but at least it is
something different, performed by a
consummate artist.
The greatest problem with this album is
unoriginalily. Each of the artists (with a few
exceptions) gives a half-hearted attempt to
duplicate the feel and style of the original.
Unfortunately, the original Rumors is one of
the fifty tightest albums of all time. So in
addition to being a cheap imitation, the flow
of Legacy is,
disjointed and abrupt,
unlike the nice
transitions ~
between songs .
on Rumors.
Is it live or is it memorex? Neither - it's ('rap!
The Evergreen State College Aquatics Center Presents:
Springboard Diving
April 14-May 14
Tues. & Thurs. 6-8 p.m.
Fee: Community $55
Staff/Alum/Seniors $55
Students $55
The wind rustles through the tn'es. the
stillness of bodies provokes notice of the
sllfrounding environment. and any noise
prepares us for the movement that
follows. As the dance unfold's you
reflect on the interaction of
movement, space, and emotion.
Pictures are
drawn across
space. Just as
the frame
becomes
c I e a I'
and focused, the whole composition
mysteriously changes. The beauty and tension
is lIlesmerizing, it seems to defy the need for
explanation.
This is Butoh ". and everyone seems to
have varying ideas about its aesthetics.
Ankoku Butoh, literally meaning "the dance of
darkness," rose out of the devastation of the
Hiroshima
andNagasaki bombings in
post-World War II
Japan.
Starting as a
very radical
and
progressive
form, Butoh has
divers ified, and
today the task of
speaking about and
defining Butoh is
anything less than
muddy.
The Northwest Butoh
Festival. coming to Olympia in May,
is an in credible opport unity to
investigate butoh in its varied forms. Over
four days, May 7 through 10, performers
from Sa n Francisco, Honolulu , Ohio,
Arizona, Seall le, and our home town
Olympia will be p(,rforming and giving
the Cooper Pomt Journal
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workshops. A highlight of the festival will be
the Recital Hall appearance of Harupin-Ha.
Harupin-Ha was founded by Koichi Tamano,
a pupil ofButoh founder Hijikata Tatsumi. The
festival will culminate in a Butoh Ball , a
improvisational celebration where everyone is
welcome to play.
Jessie Breznau, a student at Evergreen,
has pulled the festival together from scratch
and has brought it to us. In regards to the
festival, she mentions , "It is great that
Evergreen and the Olympia community in
general will have the opportunity to see artists
from different areas of the country. It's also
super that it can be free for Evergreen
students".
Festival passes are available free for
Evergreen students by registering now (you can
register at 705-8553 or e-mail at
breznauj@e1wha.evergreen.edu). The festival
pass costs $75 for th e general public. You must
pre-register now to assure you r spot. Tickets
for Harupin- Ha ($5 students/ $10 general) and
the Butoh Ball ($5 for everyone) are available
separately.
'
A full schedule of the festival is available
on the third floor of tile CAB in the S & A area
or by contacting e-mail address
breznauj@elwha.evergrcen.edu or 705-8553.
"The Chain?" It would be totally cool. My wish
list for a true tribute album: Harrison, Eric
• Clapton, The Rolling Stones, Smashing
Pumpkins (not a great band, but Billy Corgan
is a huge fan, and the band has already done a
successnll cover of a Fleetwood Mac son&lJl.£
(Larry Mullen Jr. is probably one of three
There are a few other glimmers of hope drummers on the planet who could do justice
on the Legacy however. The Cranberries' "Go to Mick Fleetwood's drumming style), Tracy
Your Own Way" is a clever interpretation Chapman, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam and Tom
featuring the wispy (and sometimes angry) Petty. Now that would be a tribute album,
voice of lead singer Dolores O'Riordan that, worthy of the glory that Rumors deserves .
while it is not as much of a toe-tapper as the Leave the cutesy pop tributes to a Carly Simon
tribute album. Then again, don't.
original, is pretty darn good .
While "Gold Dust Woman" performed The only true great thing about this album is
by Sister Hazel is definitely not better than the that after listening to it a couple of times, one
original, the sitar work at the beginning and develops a rabid desire to
end of the song is incredible. I'd love to see hear Rumors. If you feel
Fleetwood Mac work with sitar in a George the need to give more
money to M ick
Harrisonesque style.
Speaking of Harrison, why the hell is he Fleetwood, go
not on this album? The greatest flaw of this out and buy
tribute is that in an attempt to garner sales, the original,
Mick Fleetwood cornered a bunch of top 40 you won't
stars and threw them lyric sheets. It is a regret it.
travesty. A true tribute album, while
(hopefully) making money, would be a tribute
to the music , by the people who loved and were
influenced by it.
One could make a great tribute album
that would feature some older artists who
would probably do it,
since they are all
long-time friends
of Fleetwood Mac.
Could you just
imagine hearing
Paul Simon singing
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Water Safety Instructor
Scuba Diving
Class: April 13-May 18
Mon.
6-9 p.m.
Diving: Sat.. & Sun. all day following
the completion of the class
April 6-June 8
Mon.lFri. 3-4: 15 p.m. &
Wed.
3-5:30 p.m.
Fee: Community $45
StafflAlum/Seniors $45
Students $40
Fee: $119 (Plus a $125 materials fee
payable to the instructor)
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by Ed Gibbs
Caveman Philanthropist
Coming up in early May is the critically
acclaimed ("I loved it! " raves long dead Nikita
Khrushchev) and highly anticipated Spring
Concert of Original Student Works. Student
artists gathered from the three cornered hat
that is Evergreen will perform their original
works of music, spoken word, and dance/
movement to art-maddened audiences and
bloodthirsty werewolves alike. Alas, before
they can perform, they must be selected.
In th~ spooky holiday spirit of said
selection, auditions are being held. Interested
and/or meddlesome student artists are
morally obligated to bring a demo tape or their
own equipment (if auditioning live) to the
Experimental Theater, on Tuesday, April 14, or
Wednesday, April 15, between 6 p.m. and 9
p.m. Those chosen to perform at the Spring
concert are certain to go far, enjoying rich lives
of fame, wealth, and unspeakable hedonistic
pleasures.
Lifeguard Instructor
Lifeguard Training
April 18-May 23
Sat. Noon-6 p.m.
April 24-M,a y 29
Fri. 9:30 a.m.-I p.m.
Fee: Community $135
Staff/Alum/Seniors $130
Students $125
Fee: Community $40
Staff/Alum/Seniors $40
Students $35
+ CPRJPR and First Aid
certification included.
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table is located next to the Rec. Center Office (CRC 210) or call 866-6000 ext. 6770.
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ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
cArie5: {March 21 tll April1Q) The brighll ight
dstrolosicAllpj ..speAkios
of the future , slj uin ting into it. don't let yo urse lf
becol11e distracted to what dirert ion you shou ld
by Mason James McGraw
be focusing UpOll. :---:l'W idl'a, <JlIllexriteme nt
will kl'ep t he sorrow away fronl t 11(' heart, from
caterpillar to butterfly. the inluitioll oft ruth will diffe rence betwl·C'n us, that could cause a war. ..tibrA: {September ~3 to October 22) Pu tting
allow the self to see eye toeyC' with everything Please Chin a, rel ease Tibet with lib erly an d something off will only create more lea ps and
__ in tlll~llllivt'r·M·. - - - -honor.
bO ffilds, wlllliooking Into t 1e past, making
decisions th e soone r Ihe he tter will crea te a
7Aurus: IApril ~u to May ~(JI Jlaving a blast ...[,eo: {J lll y:<J to Aug ust 22 1 When it COIIWS softer land ing pad. Love is real all the time, why
of sunshine and fun in Mexico mu st have to ge ttin g it done wi t h finesse , grace, elegance do you seem so distant " Somet hing hol ding yo u
opened a new door with a clarifying vi, ion. an d style, the ki ng put hi s cuin in you r cap, back, should only be somethi ng missing.
Either you'rl' up from your nap, l'nl'rgized to becau se the night is on fi re with a pa ssion of a
hreak tlw gates of injustice, Ilr Yl'u 'rl' ready to trellll'ndously gigantic fire. in waves, in rhyt hms .,scorpio: {October~:l to Novemlje.r:..~.!J.Jhe
haw tl'a and dn';lITl for a whil,'.
and pe aceful thoughts of emptiness. The fiery day seems to bl' fi lleu when the sun ri ses in the
Ilames flicker and dance with thl' wind, spiraling western mOflling sky. Already finish ing what
Gemini: IMay 21 to Jun e :<0 1 Thl' love you in your hair, the O(('an was wail ing for your sou I you star ted, eac h secret desire , a wish to be said
un spo ken, will bl' yo urs if you know what you
might havl' lost. the answe rs so meh ow always to visit and renew the miracl e.
do. Colden waves of orange rl'd energy Ilow
hidden, returns once again in a tillle where
irrekvann' doesn't fl'ally matter. i\ nl'W place "'Vir90: {August 23 10 Septcmbl'r 221 The from the softness and smooth carcss of your
has meaning, look and :;ee ir the IllOlllent is begin ning of what seemed to be forever has now dement.
right, wi th all th £' senses, discovering a messagl', shi fted to a higher place known in history. The
another reason to fo llow through wi th what you globc' was ('a ughl surfing the water ways of space .,sA9ittArius: {November n to December 2 L)
really want to do.
and now retufIls to the golJen rays of the past, Oh, all right, we get th e picture, thanks for
finding th e unlol-ke d rea litie s of experience. spending the tim e explaining it to us . . . Sage's,
CAnter: {julH' :n to July n l Flas hin g in the They say, latd y, life moves with a different what is it with you and really and a lot and this'!
instant, su rpri sing and still distant in your way." current, one of joy and sinc ere fr eedom; of There always seems to be something that has to
the feelings from the heart wil l find a grea ter chall enging truths that rev ea l the flower haw so much in it , you want it with just the right
happiness when the mind lea rn s exp ression and blooming. th e man y wonders of the wm ill. amount, the perfect little texture. Simplify, you
sincere love of life, opening the se nses to a Finding joy in the most simple thin gs, rolling say'! Oh, all right, we know you're the kickin'
' cen taur, and you really are the bes t, a slat ue of
oneness with the universe, the planet spins with red roses, takin g it easy.
grace, glad to know you rule your place. Sodon't
reason and mean ing to all surviving. Crow n
get too frustrated when the shit hits the fan .
from th e same so urc e, energy to energy. No
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CApricorn: {December 22 to Jan uary 21) Do
you remember climbing to t he top of the
mountain? The view and how big the world felt,
and how small we really are, the ea rth rolling
out the su n's view. The importance remains
Brought to you this week: by Kim and Leigh. Your regUlar Calendar editor,
str ong in some ways, and in oth ers, non e.
Relaxin throu h the day ~will ke~p the b:e:.:.n:.::tl:;:e _ _ _I_ _ _ ,Ral"o.n,~is~stuclc in-CJ...holdin.g~p-alte.m....an.d...i. s....s.cheduJruLtnJand...ln...two IJJeeK.s.. __
comfort of in teres t vivid and une xpec ted.
Ilnwling at the laughter. ..
Thursday, April 9 4 p .m. - SEED
cA'luArius: {january ~O to February 18) Stars.
ex p e rim en tal design
forum at the Organic
Farmhouse .
5 p.lI1. - Students for free
Tibet ge ne ral int erest
m ee lin g at CAB 3 16.
610 R p.m. - EPIC
Comm unit y Potluck al the
4P,nghouse Cedar Room.
Moon . Gravity. Stuck to the earth. Stars, stars
ill your eyes, fallen from the sky. Stars, golden
pockets of matter and ligh t, spin from your soul.
yo ur sdf, and t he moment is gone. When you
figure someo ne is wa tching, seei ng their eyes
smil in g back at yo u, forever, a wink, a Saturday
afte rnoon.
~ U) The
kindness illuminat ing your unconditional love
from your heart, seeks th e op posite and eljual
reaction to love and coziness. Before there eve r
was electriCity, the thought was there, before the
creatures of the night stirred th eir hair with
sticks, did this thought appear. All and one and
all is one and one source of energy for all.
Nowhere not too big, nowhere not too small.
Ila zy sunny days of smoke arOlltld th e fire, your
water splashing freshness will bring your heart
a glow oflove.
Pisf:l's: {Feb ru ary 19 to Marc h
, :30108:30
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Saturday, April 11 .
Tuesday, April 14 -
R 10 II :30 p.m. - Olympia Old Time Coun tr y
6 to 9
Dance at South Bay Grange. Dance workshop
hegins at 7:30 p.m. $5 donation.
8 p.lIl. - R eco rd release for
Nova Scotia, LLP, Creat ur a.
a nd Port Radium at th e
Boulevard House. 4 19
B0ltl eva rd Rd. SE.
R p. lI1. - CD release party for
E ngine 54 at Cap it ol Theater.
$6.
p.lII . - A
cO lll~.lr a ti ve
multim edia prese ntati on and
disc u ssion on whal m o vies say ahollt Je s us In
The Edge A-dorlll.
Friday, April 10 D(!adlillt' to t;t'l VOl/r upplicatioJ/ .liJI'
grad l/ atioll ill '"
7 p.m. - Meeting at the
Hunt for co lored eggs
and Eas ter bu nn ies.
Noo/1 to 6 lUll . - Eat
choco la te.
6:05 p.lII. 011- Repent
for the mass amounl of
c hocolate yo u co n s um ed.
Liberation Cafe t o free
political p risoner Mumia
Ab u Jamal.
S p.m. - Meet the Ar ti st
with Marie Car ti er in th e
Ex pe rime ntal Th ea ter.
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Where every Wednesday night is
sort of like New Year's Eve!
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Wednesday, April 15 I: 30 10 3 17.111. - APEL S)lll nsors a presentatilln
o n Ca ree rs and Siudy in H uman Services In
Lecture Hall I.
3 : 10/0 4: 10 {J.l11. . "Active Listening ." a
works hop o n listening skills in Lihra ry 14 19 .
6 to 9 IJ.lII . - A udi tions for the Spring Con n'rt
of Orig in al S tud e n t Wllrks in the Experilllenta l
Theater. Bring dClllO lape or eLjUiplllL'nt if
a udili oni ng live.
6 to <') IUI/ . - Women or Color
Coa liti on pl'l::senls one insta llm ent ur
Iheir ser ies or f il ms . CrossiJlg
Borders. M((killg LOI'/' and Killillg
Ko 111111 IJII .I in Lecture Hall .1.
R:30 {UI/. - June of 44 and Fou r Great
Points arc pla yi ng at Arrowspace.
Thursday, April 16 -
S p.m. to midni ght -
Monday, April 13 -
Gran Baile Salsa danc e
and pre-Cinco d e Mayo ce leb ration on th e
Library first fl oor.
Auditions for th e Spring Concert
of Original Stude nt Works in th e Experiment,\1
Thealer. Bri ng demo tape or equipment if
auditioning li ve .
{7.l1I. -
There ' s no more Melrose. but yo u can e nj oy
a ll new e pisod es of Ally MeBeal and Daria
II :02 ( 1.111 . - C r y. for th ere's n ot h in g
but li co ri ce flav o red j e ll y heans left III
your basket, then bring them by th e
CP.I office where we will solem nl y
"d ispo se" of th em fo r yo u.
A.r"l"'\
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*******************Weekly Meetings******************
MondaysBird walks with Frc,aks of Nature @ 7:30 a.m. , meet in front
of the Library.
LASO @ noon in CAB 320
Women of Color Coalition @ 2 p.m.
in CAB 320
C ISPES @ 3 p.m . in Lib. 2204
Freaks of Nature @ 3 p.m.
in front of the Longhouse
ERC @ 4 p.m. in CAB 108
S & A Board @ 4 p.m. in CAB 3 15
Rape Response Cllalition (S HAPE) @ 4 p.llI .
in CAB 320
Eagle Claw Kung Fu @ 5 p.m. -call x6220
Evergreen Med ieval Society @ 5 p.m.
in Lib. 2218
Toxins gro up @ 6 p.m . in LH 10
ASIA @ 6 p.m. in CAB 320
Hun ger & Homeless group @ 7 p.m. in LH 10
Bahai Faith Gathering @ 7 p.m. in Longhouse
ThesdaysNSA @ 4 p.m. in CAB 320
WashPIRG @ 4 p.m . in LH.lO
EQA: Bisexual gro up @ 4 p.m. in Cab 3 14
IASO @ 4:30 p.m. in Cab 3 15
SEED @ 5 p.m. in Lab II 2242
MPA @ 5 pm. in the MPA Lounge
Eagle Claw Kung Fu @ 5 p.m. - call x6220
Pre-Law Circle (Alt. Tues.) @ 5:30 p.m.
in CAB315
Mindscreen (Alt. Tues .) @ 7 p.m. in LH 3
Students for Christ @ 7:30 p.m. in Lib. 2 11 6
ThursdaysWednesdaysUni on of Students with Disabilities
AISES @ noon in th e Longhousc
0) II : 15 a.lll. in CAB 206
Brown Bag Chri stian Fellowship @ noo n
Umoja @ noon in Cab 3 15
in Lih. 222 1
Slightly West (cjl :I p.l11. in CAB 320
MERC em I p.m . in Cab 320
Jew ish Cultural Ce nter ( I & 3 Wed.) @ I p.m. in Lib. 2221 Nature Lovers Unite 0) 3 p.l11. in the Longhouse
M.E. Ch.A . 0) 3:30 p.l11. in Ca h 320
Evergreen Math & Science Network @ I p.m .
APEC @ 4 p.m. in Lib. 2 126
in Lib. 3500
Naked Words @ I p.m. in Lib. 2220
Eve rgree n Medieval Society @ 5 p.l1I .
EPIC @ I :3 0 p.m. in CAB 3 15
in CAB lOR
Eagle Claw Kung Fu 0) 5 p.m. - call x6220
Student Work ers Organi za tion @ I :30 p.m .
Students fora Free Tibet 0) 5 p.111 in CAB 3 15
in CAB :120
Womcn's Resource Ce nter @ 2 p.m.
EQA: Coming Out grou p (Q) 5 p.l11.
in CAB 206
in the Co un seling Ce nt er
EA RN @ 6 p.m. in CAB 3 15
Stude nl s Arts Coun ci l 0) 2 p.m. in CAB 3 1'i
Talking About Race @ 2 p.m. in CAB 3 15
Action Meetin g in Support of Bi g Mt.
(2 & 4 Thurs.) @ 6 p.m. in 3rd FI CAB
ASIA @ 2:30 p.l11. in CAB 32()
Camarilla @ 6:30 p.l11 . in Lib. 1501--\
PHAT @ 3 p.m . in CAB 320
Women's Pel Ci rcle @ 7 p.l11. in CAB 206
Amnesty International @ 3 p.m. in Lib. 2 126
FridaysGaming Guild· Geoeon @ 3:30 p.m.
Studenls of Color Anthology @ 2:30 p.m .
in CAB 320
Homeopath y Study Group @ 3:30 p.m.
in CAB :120
EQA: Man 's gro up «I) 3 p.l11. in CAB 314
inLabll051
Zazc n Meditati on ( I & :I Fri.) @ 6:30 pill .
S & A Board @ 4 p.m. in CAB 3 15
in Eve rgree n Learning Ce nter
Punk Rock Prom Meeting @ 4 p.m.
Eagle Claw Kung Fu @ 5 p.I11.- call x6220
in Lib. 2220
SundaysEnd angered Spec i<:s group @ 4 p.m .
Ch<:ss @ 9 a.l11. in the Housing
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