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Volume 10 Number 26
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PERMIT NO. 65
June 4,1982
Wedneadey June 2
"EI Salvador : Another Vlatnam," 1982
Academy Award lor Best Documentary 111m,
will be shown at 6:45 and 9 p .m . at the First
Uniled Methodist Church, 1224 E. legion , as
part of Central AmefIce: Whet Reeven Ha.n't
Told You , a week of films and presentations
sponsored by Olympians Against Intervention
in EI Salvador. Also. Reverend Paul Jeffries
Irom McCleary will present slides and commentary on modern Nicaragua at a p.m.
Donation : $2.
"Tolu lor Two: A Social Satlra," an hour show
01 S;8tire on the scenes from around the green
by students of the Foundatl.ons of Performing
Arts program, will be presented In the Recital
Hall at 12 noon . Free.
Tenor Dynasty . a tenor saxophon e quartet .
featuring some 0 1 the area's top sa~ophonists
(Bill Ramsay , Chuck Stentz . Denny Goodhew .
and Jay Thomas), spo tli ght arrangements of
c lassic iazz tunes by Duke Ellington, Woody
He rman. Dizzy Gillespie , Cha rl ie Pa rke r .
Charles Mi ngu s . and HOrace Silver and some
line blowing by al l hands at Parnell's. 313
occi dent al Mall , Pioneer Square . Seatlle.
th roug l, Sunday. 9 p .m .. $5.50 .
Fnday Nlte F ilms presents Olympia Part t
Dlleo ted by La ni Rie fenstah l . Germany .
'936·38. 119 minutes. B lack and white .
En gt. sh narration . The Olympic Committee
com missioned Rieten stah l to make a feat ure
fil m of the 1936 Berlin Olympics . th ough
raco rds seem to indicate thai th e German
govern ment had a hand in the financing of her
product ion . However . she was designated to
be solely re s pons ible for the artisti c di rec t ion
an d overall organization o f the film . Lecture
Hall One . 3. 7 and 9 : 30 p .m. $1 .25 .
Students from the "Persuas io n and Propaganda" program will focus on the i mpact of
m odern co mmu nicat ion s o n persuasive tec hniques from 12 : 30 to 3 p.m. in a presentat ion
conducted i n Lecture Hall Th ree. Free .
Discussi ons on Southeas t Asian refugees
are open to all every Wednesday in CA B 306
from noon to 2 p.m .
" EI Salvador: Another Vietnam " plays tonight at Rrst United Methodist Church .
The Gay Re suu rce Center is sponsori ng a
ro ller· skati ng party from 7 to 9 p.m. at Skatelan d on South Bay Road ; the even t is open to
l esbians . gay men . bise x ual pepple a n d
Inend s and admirers. Skating is free .' For
details ca ll 866-6544 .
Monday May 31
TKO plays Popeye's , 2410 W . Harri son ,
9 p.m . $2 cover.
The Artists' Co-op Gallery . 524 South WashIngton , features oil painters Velma Graves and
Sharon Jam ison as their artists of the week
through June 5 . Hours are to a.m . to 5 p .m .,
Monday through Saturday.
Latin Jam with Peggy Stem will be featured
at Parnell's, 313 Occidental Mall , Pioneer
Sq uare. Seattle. 9 p.m . , S1 cover. Joining her
will be Bill Caballero on trumpet , Jack Klit zman on tenor , bassist Barney Brazltis, Tom
Bergeson on congas and percussionist Glen
Ayers as well as musicians Sitting in .
" La Reese " play s Popeye ·s . 2410 W .
Harrison . 9 p .m . $1 cover.
Tuesday June 1
Jean Mandeberg. Melal Sculpture and Sande
Percival . Recen t Work will be on di sp lay in
Gallery Four of the Evans Library through June
6th The Gallery is open noon to 6 p. m. on
weekdays and 1-5 p . m . on weekends.
Sunday May 30
TKO play s Popeye·s. 2410 W .
9 p.m. $2 cover.
Harr ison.
COMING ATIRACTIONS
Thursday June 3
Saturday May 29
Obrador play s 'lew musi c at the Rainbow.
9 p. m. $3 .50 .
A majestic team of Clydesdale horses
will lead the way June 5 to Super Saturday, the fou'rthannual community festival
hosted for thousands of South Sound area
residents at The Evergreen State College.
The free celebration of the coming of
summer ' and the climax of Evergreen's
eleventh academic year begins at 11 a.m.
Saturday and continues through 7 p.m.,
offering live entertainment on five stages,
sales and demonstrations by more than 70
local artists and craftsmen, an exotic
menu of food prepared by three dozen
local vendors, a host of children's activi~
ties, a full slate of recreation events and
an agenda packed with the unusual.
Topping the list of special attractions at
. the college's celebration will be a menagerie of cri tters who'll transport and/ or
entertain youngsters of all ages. The
Clydesdale team will pull a covered
wagon filled with guests throughout the
campus, while a small drove of ponies
will host the younger set in free rides and
entertainment will be provided for the
wee ones by a collection ' of giant "cavorting critters" ranging fr9m the Rainier
Beers to the Hamms Bear, from the Cat in
the Hat to Miss Piggy. Skydivers and hang
gliders will also "drop in" on the festivities .
For other daring travelers, five-minute
heliocopter rides will be offered for $10
per person.
For those who are "i nto" eati ng and
spectating, a catalog of choices awaits,
including foods ranging from Vietnamese
delicacies to Native American salmon,
from traditional picnic-style hot dogs and
hamburger entrees to roast Polynesian
pig, salad bars and trays of healthful
and/or sugar-filled tempters.
Spectators will find entertainment
geared to all interests - from a specially
staffed children's stage complete with
clowns, jugglers and magiCians to an
adults-only beverage garden featuring
folk, jazz, rock, bluegrass and barbershop
music.
At center stage will be troupes of stationary and moving entertainers, beginning with the McChord Color Guard
accompanied by the Tumwater High
School's marching T-Birds, and followed
by the Thurston County Sheriffs posse
and the animated actions of the Musikids,
the Olympia Highlanders Bagpipe Band,
Olympia Kitchen Band, Johnny Lewis
Revue and the Eagles Dri II Team.
Evergreen's visiting vocal artist in residence, Odetta, will sing on that main
stage, followed by the performances of
the Red Kelly /Do n Chan jazz band,
Thurston County Commissioner and rock
'n roll veteran George Barner with The
Tremors, and student musicians featured
in the latest Evergreen record album
project.
Another Super Saturday '82 first will be
academic displays and presentations including a variety of high-quality productions of student work throughout the day
in the Lecture Halls.
Entertaining talent will also be presented on a demonstration stage especially
created for f~lk, jazz, modern, tap, . belly
"Wild Ham and Ego Attention Convention ,"
will be presented at 8 p .m. in the Experimental
Theatre . Admission is free.
Fre, hmen st udents from the " Democracy
and Tyran ny" basic program wi l l leature a
presentatIon on the c ult ure . government and
ecollomy of West Germany . 4 to 6 p .m . in the
Lec!u re ri al! BUil ding. South A fr ica will be
fed tu r,~o from 7 to 9 p m . Free.
Ja ugernaut wit h La Rees, play Pop eye·s .
2410 W . Harrison . 9 p m. $4 cover.
Fourth Annual Super Saturday This Weekend
The 3rd Annual "Ali-City JIZZ NIght,"
leaturing jazz ensembles from North Thurston
High School, Capital High School, Olympia
High School and Tumwater High School with
special guest Evergreen Jazz Quintet, will be
presented at 7 p. m. at the North Thurston
High School gym . Admission : $3 adult, $1 .50
high school students , $1 children.
Persuasion and propaganda techniques employed by five dillerent social movements
during recenl Ameri ca n history will be
examined through June 3 in a series of 'ree
programs presented by students. The presentations will begin with a 9 a.m . program on
the "origins and techniques" used in McCarthyism . From 1 to 4 p.m . the tactical
debates within the movement against the war
in Vietnam will be discussed. Lecture Hall
Three, Iree.
The Evergreen State College Chamber
Singers and Jazz Ensemble will stage a spring
concert beg inning at 8 p .m . In the ReCital Hall
of the Com Build ing. The Chamber Singers.
d irected by fac ulty musician Don Chan, w ill
pe.[form " Magnificat" lor double ch orus by
Juan Gomez . as well as madrigals and other
selected pi eces. The .Jazz Ensemble, codi rec ted by Chan and Dave McCrary, will play
compositions by Thad Jones and Mel Lewis .
Admission is free.
The ' Medieval, Etc . Film Series presents
Monty Python and the Holy Grall, color , 90
minutes. 1975. Directed by Terry Gilliam and
Terry Jones . Written and performed by
Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam ,
Eric Idle. Terry Jones and Michael Palin .
Monty Python meets King Arthur in a unique
Python twist 01 the Holy Grail legend . Lecture
Hall One , 4, 7 and 9 :30 p . m . Admisslon : $1.25.
"Wild Ham and Ego Atlention Convention,"
an original theater wori< In progress will be
staged by students at 8 p.m. through June 3
in the Experimental Theater. Admission is $2 .
"Aurovllle : nie City at the SeNlce of Truth ."
a sli deshow and discussion by Sall y Walt on
and David W ickenden . will be presented at
7 p . m . in library 3500 Lo unge. These resi denl s of Auroville will di scuss the experience
of living in this in ternational commu nity in
Scuth India . Included in th eir program w ill be
Sally's dance pertormance " Invocatio n to a
New World Bein g Born, " and parti cipato ry
sessions in "Awakening Th rough Movem ent. "
There will be an informal potluck dinner
belore the presentation beginning at 5:30 p .m.
Donations requested.
Friday June 4
An "oft-oft " Broadwa y comedy musical
called " Student Affairs" will be staged through
June 6 at 7 :30 p .m. in the Communications
Building . room 110. Starring Austin St. John ,
Jane McSherry , Ch'is Murphy and Jill lounsbury. A parody 01 the sexual attitudes of
today's college students. Admission Is $1 . A
Foundations of Performing Arts student
project.
saturday June 5
More than 40 separate entertainment acts,
70 artists and craftsmen, and three dozen
food vendors participate In the lourth annual
Super Saturday Spring Celebration held on
TESC's central ptaza. All activities, Including
performances by jazz, tap, belly, ballroom and
clog dancing artists , are free and open to the
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Ceptlve Leopards
Fables
Random Homage to Easler's Widow
Leave it latched and locked,
so no fear may be embraced?
Th e stranger runs amOk.
Who 's now beyond which gate?
What we don ·t know
we sometimes can't control
we don't call them lies
through a child's eyes
the innocence is alive
one can even see in the dari<
At thirty-three
He married a tree
With all his hands and feet.
Three days later
He was up and gone A record hard to beat.
So tell me once more
I've been in your shoes before
my imagination 's very real
sometimes it will feel
c hanging some ideals
sometimes even reaching so lar
He dropped his smock
And moved his rock
With haunting repercussion ;
Two mils later
His begotten bough 's
Still pregnant with discussion.
It is I. trembling in your song .
The spec tator leans again st cold steel ;
peering into private hells.
t prom ise to burn my cell , an d
I promise to set us both free .
When night turns your coat invisible ,
I'll shed my gawking ma sk.
step before this useless watl.
and take your paws II you ask.
I remember as il it were Ed,e.n
submerged in concrete and steel.
The drama of your eyes in motionsomewhere th rough me. beg ins to feel .
Preserve old wood with rumor ,
. But show it some respect :
A home i s all It wanted ,
Not a life arou nd your neck .
The sto ries we tell
like a wishing well
the w ishing part is true
but I'm wis hing that t knew
why I need to tell you
I will always reach for the stars
To m Schwind
So I cry because I love you ,
tho ugh yo u may never hear my words ;
Face Like a Crab Louse
for the c hildren of our speC ies
will fall to pieces, when there
Face like a crab louse
are no eagles nor leopards .
Smites. beckoningEdward E. Smlt~
Parasitic love-syrup slobber
Like the pancakes of hell
Eat it up
M & M'.
Vomit on down
Shake It . bake it
Many moths milling mindlessly,
C'mon don't break, break, break it
moving more . meeting members ,
I know we can make It
merging. muddling. making
From the moment yo u looked in my co w brown eye
microscopic metamorpheses ,
And eviscerated, sc reamIng with hot , sharp lust
mending mouths , mari<eting
Crust.
metal mari<s, moths don't do
But barely iust .
that. (never mind) .. .
Ch ester X. Turkey
Dana Therese
vomitsac
t""rivprtise in the
In April it is sunn y
When we si ng his ~weet retreat ;
Just like the Easter bunny
His tal e is very neat.
Don Mills
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returning joy to joy
and the fat moon rises
wine drinkers cast spells on monoliths
embrace the trees who struggle
through fluorescent light
to the sky
travelers , i wish you well
lovers, i wish you well
Iriends 01 the past. i wish you well
friends of the luture, i wish you well
tonight three women ran through
gardens , laughing , our st reams of
generous lust flowing outwards ,
loving
casting our young bodies at the o ld
moon and she wi nked at us
knowing what to promise
leaving u s our my steries .
margot boyer
Hero In Flight
White horse on a silver meadow
Rises up smoke and lIame
into tt,e aby ss
Through tunne ls passageways
Ever shrinking
Const rict ing
On aim for that grey place
of standing clocks and haze
Then into the swllt blue current
and away through the foothills
A smi Ie and a nod as
I mount up lor another
Inner ride
The Traveler
C PJ
WHY?
women kissed by roses go
to the garden , to the garden
women kissed by roses know
all your love lust , all your hard on
Because weill like you,
and you'll like us.
Think anout our
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position lor July and August or any portion
thereof . Excellent relerences . 866-9216.
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666-9170 .
The fvf'rgreen campus,
state offi<..e huilding."
and the Olympia .U'''.l.
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and clog dancers, martial artists and
medieval fighting specialists, while a fifth
pi atform wi II present traditional Polynesian music performed, sung and danced
by visitors from Asian communities in
Seattle and Tacoma.
Along with some six dozen booths
staffed by artists, visitors to Super Saturday will find exhibits featuring antique
cars, wooden boats and model railroads .
They'll also have a chance to gaze into
the future with the aid of tarot card
readers, wizards, aura readers. and an inSightful team of shrinks who'll oHer their
advice at an inflation-fighting price of
nine cents an hour.
Children will find numerous activities
designed especially for them, in addition
to the covered wagon and pony rides.
They can have their faces painted and
participate in the afternoon children's
parade, enjoy hours of cartoon films,
attend "unbirthday" parties, take home
free balloons, and swim in the ' college
pool. Their parents can also employ the
services of chi Id sitters, provided by staff
and students from Evergreen's Driftwooc!
D.ay Care Center for $1 an hour.
Recreation will also be featured
throughout Super Saturday - for competitors and viewers alike.
Those who like to compete with their
wallets are invited to the college's . first
Grand Old Auction staged by the athletic
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Last year's Super Saturday crowd enjoys the fest ivi ti es
Evans Speaks on lESe's Union
This is the second and final part of an
interview with President _Dan Evans. The
interview was done during the beginning
of Spri ng Quarter. 'n this part, Evans
explains hi s feelings about the unioni zation of TESe's staff members . The staff
union is preparing to negotiate a contract
with the administration this summer.
CPJ : Why did the staff here at Evergreen
unionize?
Evans: Well I think there are a variety
of reasons; it depends on the individual.
I would be very interested, and "ve talked
with the shop stewards and told them that
, am frankly disappointed that we didn't
give people an opportunity to express
themselves directly through a vote. as to
what they did want. Their answer was
to ...
CP): Even though it's not required by
the HEP Bd (Higher Education Personnel
Board) you still felt there was 'a need for
a vote?
Evans: Well I think that that's appropriate. That's just a fundamental belief . I
guess especially in the political field, a
vote is a way to determine where people
are. And I think that's appropriate, and
ought to be the way that any major decision of that import is made, where
people at one time have responded to the
issue and had the opportunity to say what
they want' don't know how a vote would
turn out. Their response is a very legitimate response : " we followed the rul es,"
and indeed they did. I or at least they,
planned to have. I think that the HEP
Board does not deal consistently with
these requests; they do call for elections
at times.
CPJ; Certification requests?
Evans: Yea h, the certification requests,
:Jut I was amazed . The question of unionization . . it's partially a reflection of the
times. We're long behind other institutions
in having any kind of staff unionization .
Unioni zation is much more apt to occur
during a time of fiscal uncertainty, when
we've gone through as we h;:ve, five separate budget allocations this year, each
time you go through a new allocation,
successively lower than the one before,
you have to make some decisions or
choices as to where you woulci cut if the
governor or the legislature asks you to
cut. Each time you do that it puts people,
espec ially those at t he bottom end of the
totem pole, at risk. And they're concerned
they don't know what's going to happen
They're certainly much more susceptible
to someone sayi ng we ca n protect you
through union activity . There are some to
whom a uni on is philosophi call y important, and just believe very strongly in
t he union movement, and for that reason
alone would push for and are involved in
'the leadership of the union . There are
some who fee l that some decisions milde
were ones they disagreed wit h and I think
that in some cases they don't have complete information, or informati on that has
been distorted. But nonetheless, their feelings are : well we don't like some of those
decisions so we think the union can offer
protection . I think there's a vari ety of
reasons and it's not the same for everybody
CPJ : Does the grievance procedure here
at Evergreen work?
Evans; Well I think . 1 think pretty
well. There've been complaints, for instance in the Sid White case, complaints
f rom both sides that they didn't think it
was followed . Sometimes it gets murky.
somebody can say well . you didn't fol low
the time gu idelines, do th ings within the
time frame . I n somer of those instances
the request was by the very person involved . That they wouldn't be around or
wouldn't be available and so an extension
was allowed . Then somebody else came
i n and said, " Hey you didn't fol low t he
guidelines ." So, I think that for anybody
to examine any particular case you have
to know all of the facts, everything that
lead up to how thin gs were handled to
know whether or not guidelines were
followed or for what reason they weren't
followed . Or whether it was changed, unilaterall y or because it was for the convenience of those concerned and with the
understanding oi those concerned that
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Hess and Evans To Speak at FutureS Conference
Karl Hess, editor of "Survival Tomor-
row," and Dan Evans, chairman of the
Northwest Power planning Council and
president of The Evergreen State College,
will speak at a "forward-looking" conference June 17-20 at Evergreen .
. Designed to explore options for the
future of Northwest communities, the
Options Northwest conference will focus
on helping citizens develop- "local responses to global challenges "
Hess, author of Neighborhood Power
and Community Technology, will team up
with Darrell Grothaus, director of the
National Consumer Cooperative Bank in
Libel Suit Against Former Reporter Continues
Seattle,.. to explore "Job Development and and renewable resources. After his talk, event is $50 general and $35 low income.
Evans will also team up with Tom Eck- Four people registering to~ether can bring
Local Self Reliance" in "five strategy sessions," set for Friday and Saturday, June man, senior energy analyst at Mathemati- a fifth free. Housing is available on cam18 and 19 . .He'li also discuss "Community cal Sciences Northwest, and Dan Leahy, pus for $7,50 per night in resid~nce halls
Self Reliance and World Peace" Saturday president of the National Public Power or $4 for sleeping bag space. Food and
morning, and examine ways locally pro-' Institute, "to explore Northwest Energy ' childcare will also be available. To regisduced energy, food and goods can sig- Strategies."
ter, write: Net Works, CAB 305, The Evernificantly impact peace between counSome 40 other national and regional green State College, Olympia, WA 98505,
tries .
or call (206) 866-6001 weekdays.
resource people will also facilitate topic
Evans will open the Friday morning area "tracks" and skill-building workshops,
including sessions on peace and military
session with his outline of "a new vision
for the Northwest," for some 400 antici- spending, cross-cultural coalition building,
pated participants . He'll address the appropriate agriculture for the Northwest
region's potential . for creating a bright, and "creating a new world view."
sane future with its indigenous human . Registration for the three and half day
by Bob Davis
Evan's Interview
Continued from page one
those are two quite different elements.
CP, : Does the union then, augment the
grievance procedure]
Evans: Well we' ll have to see what happens . With the adve nt of the union, and
at a time the union organization seeks a
co ntrac t , that c ontract presumably
could
we ll it'll contain whatever the
sides agree to let it contain and I guess
we just haven 't approached that yet. I
do n't know whether, for instance, the
contrac t could assume the current or the
new grievanc e pro ce dure, if one is
adopted by COG IV as the procedure to
be utili zed or whether a new one would
be ado pt ed That's a question I guess we
have n' t a nswe red yet. It'd have to be
a nswe red through a new contract.
(PJ : The uni o n has cited specific instances in whi c h they say a lack of communi cat ion a nd coo peratio n be tween the
un ion and the admini stration has caused
de mora li za ti o n of the staff . Is there a lack
of communi cati o n a nd cooperati o n? Is
there a miss in g or weak link somewhere I
Evans There's no perfect link . I n the
first pl ace, you know we have n't had
The uni o n pe r se is a vo luntary organi zation on campus. Un til the re is a bargai ning agreeme nt the uni o n holds no
unique pos iti o n, othe r than a vo lunta ry
o rga nization. The re's no ma ndate fo r any
spec ia l co nside ra tion of the union any
mo re than no n-uni o n pe rsonne l. I think
that ou r respons ibili ty fo r communi catio n
a nd for contac t is to a ll me mbers of the
Evp rgreen communi ty , staff , fac ulty, othe r
ad m in ist rators, and o ur students. But a
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(P, : Even though they're certified as a
collective bargaining unit?
Evans: We have no contract, there's
nothing official in terms of procedures,
notification or anything of that case. Now
I think that it's useful to get together. I've
had one meeting and I think as a result of
that meeting there is a general feeling on
my part and on their's as well that it
would be useful to continue on a regular
basis to have those meetings. But I think
I've got to be careful that in doing so,
and in their contact then with their members, that we don't shut out or fail to give
an equivalent amoung of information to
those who are not members of the union
and who are also members of the staff. I
thi nk that I've got to represent the whole
community and that at such a time as
there is any kind of bargaining agreement,
that agreeme nt itself will call for the kinds
of spec ial contact or procedures that are
to be carried out. In general terms, sure I
think the re have bee n times when there
hasn't bee n all the communication necessary bo th ways. I think it's' ac curate to
say, I spe nt a n ea rli er career, not at Evergree n spec ifically, a good deal of time
negotiating labo r agreeme nts. The re's no
ques tio n tha t what appears to be an appro pri a te st ra tegy fo r organi zati o ns is to
deve lo p the need for organ ization , and
d eve lo ping th e n ee d for organi zati o n
m ea ns t o int e ns ify th e c onfr o ntati o n .
They pi ck o ut th ei r confli cts. I' m no t
say ing it's i!legitimate, I'm just saying tha t
tha t's a fac t of la bor o rgani zati o n. Th e
te nde ncy has bee n to o rgani ze by trying
to inte nsify o r to point o ut, to sharpe n
confli c t whi c h -causes peopl e the n to beli eve a uni o n is a des ira bl e kind of thing.
I've seldo m seen it happen any othe r way.
At times that foc us is to pick out one or
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de partme nt to raise money for the Geodu ck's inte rcollegiate sports program.
The au ction block will feature items for
bo th sile nt and traditional bidding. Available to the biggest spe nders will be
antique oak furniture, rugs, tools , glassware, an 18-foot used boat and trai ler, a
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records, ski s, came ras, ice skates, art
work, books, and more than 100 othe r
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hearts of their elde rs, whil e the Capito l
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their colleagues' get laid off and the remaining people have to work harder be- .
cause there aren't as many to handle the
work. We deliberately then said: where
can we merge or cut or put together on
administrative levels? Well we ended up
doing that and caught all sorts of hell for
it. I stand by that decision all the way.
It's a misunderstanding but I still think it
was the right kind of decision.
CP,: Did the college's appeal of the
union certification hurt the college's credibility before the Higher Education Personnel Board?
Evans: Oh I don' t think so, no I think
that appeals are appropriate. The irony of
it is the union complain ts about our
appeal while the union itself is appealing.
So both sides are appealing. I think that
what's good for the union is good for the
administration . If you feel that the first
decision was inadequate or incomplete I
think that's what appeals are established
for and for people to complain when the
appea ls process is used, I think is ludicrous . It's just as a vailable for all parties
in any kind of decisio n and it ought to
be. And as I say not only did the admini stration use it, so did the union .
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two places in an organization where they
can focus that concern and I think that's
happened here as it's happened in many
other cases in many other organizations,
some of which I've had close connection
with. In the past I've seen the same thing
I went through all of the concerns that
were expressed by the members of the
community and you know 1 think for the
most part they are simply differences of
opinion as to how you handle some cases.
Some I think there was probably some
miscommunication or misunderstanding. I
think in some cases that occurred on both
sides of the fence. I think particularly of
times when we had to go through a cut
back, some kind of reduction that could
not be handled without some reduction of
personnel, and when that reduction .
When I made ' a deliberate decisionsaying let's not do it in the typical way
of going right down through the organization and picking whoever is at the
bottom. And not only are they the ones
who get knocked off but then their
colleagues in the same field, whether
the y' re custodians or ground crew or
othe rs have to share an incre ased burden .
And so the y've got it two ways, some of
Three Evergreeners ' are playing for
high legal stakes these days, and unfortunately they're playing against each other,
A libel suit filed by former KAOS
staffers Toni Holm and David Rauh against
former CPJ reporter Bill Montague for
$500,000 in 'damages is still awaiting trial
in the Thurston CoUnty Superior Court.
The libel suit was sparked by a May
and June 1981 story in the Cooper Point
Journal which preceded an "in-house"
audit of the campus radio station 'c onducted in June 1981,
Meanwhile, the defense counsel is planning to petition the Evergreen Board of
Trustees for indemnification of Montague
from personal damages.
If the Board and the State Attorney
General indemnify Montague, the College
or the state coold pick up the costs of the '
case and any damages levied against the
defense. If they do not, Montague would
have to pay court costs and damages
himself.
While the effects of the suit at Evergreen are difficult to assess, some addi- .
tional staff advisory positions have
recently been recommended to support
KAOS and the CPJ.
These positions include professional
staff advisors for KAOS and for the CPI,
and an office assistant for the Student
Activities Administration (which oversees
the budgets for both KAOS and the CPJ).
In their complaint, the plaintiffs (Rauh
and Holm) charge "that defendant
(Montague) authored an article featured
in the Cooper Point lournal (May 14, 1981)
... which reported a number of false allegations regarding the business practices of
the plaintiffs in their positions at the
KAOS radio station, Among the allegations are the following:
1. "That plaintiffs were "involved" in
the misuse of federal grant funds .
2. ''That plaintiffs participated in deceptive hiring practices.
3. "That plaintiffs manipulated the expansion of KAOS and the solicitation of
grant money for their private gain.
4. "That overall, the plaintiffs were
engaging in corrupt and illegal practices
and were using KAOS for their personal
gain.
5. "That plaintiffs were engaged in less
than honest financial practices with regard .
to temporary funding of Op Magazine
from the KAOS .account.
V. "That plaintiffs were exposed to contempt and ridicule by these false allegations and were, in addition, deprived of
the benefit of public confidence. Moreover, defendant knOWingly injured and
interfered with plaintiffs' professional/business transactions and opportunities, and
has damaged plaintiffs' business reputation."
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states: "While we're aware of the plaintiffs' complaint, we do not necessarily
agree that the article alleges all of those
things ... Our position is that Bill's article
was true in every significant aspect, therefore the plaintiffs don't have a case."
"In addition to that," continued A nest,
" .. '. we contend that the plaintiffs are
public figures, and the Supreme Court
maintains that the plaintiff be held to
high standards of proof, as protection of
the writer's and the paper's first amendment rights."
The Supreme Court i$ ,not.- the . onlX' ,group interested in protecting the .(PIs '
constitutional rights, Mont~gue's case has
been supported and endorsed by the
society of professional journalists, Sigma
Delta Chi, the Gannett News Founaati'on,
June 4, 1982
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The Cooper Po int Jo urna l
and the American Civil Liberties ' Union . it, but wanted to wait until the Attomey alJdit ... is that we . have improved our
General made a statement (on TESC's procedures."
(ACLU).
responsibilities in the case)." The trustees'
The published results of the audit seemThe Gannett News Foundation endorsed
minutes
do
not
mention
the
request.
ingly
do n'o t mention any particular illegal
the case on prinCiple: as Daily Olympian
According to Vice president's Assistant, actions or mistakes, and its recommendapublisher Jim Lewis explained, "We
endorse the ,freedom of the press in any Jeanne Chandler, "The discussion was tions do not include any direct change
very informal, after the meeting . . . 1 don't actions. However, Schwartz did authorize
place we can."
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"The AtLU's support has been ' to pro- recall the verbatim discussion, but they the hiring of a full-time accounting assistvide non-profit status (for donations to didn't want to get involved prematurely ant for Director of Student Activities Lynn
Garner. A full-time clerical assistant was
the defense)," according . to Julia Hamp- (ilnd lock the participants into a lawsuit)."
The
process
for
indemnification
of
a
subsequently named.
ton, ACLU Legal Coordinator. "The
CPJ
reporter
(or
any
other
student
em"I guess it doesn't matter where (the
Gannett Foundation donatflCi $1,000 (for
ployee) concerning legal liability involves
recommendation) came from," said
Montague's defense),"
While Montague no longer lives in several steps, according to Assistant Schwartz , "I certainly felt that lynn
Garner's office needed some extra staff
Washington, he may have to return for Attorney General Richard Montecucco.
First,
the
reporter
would
prepare
a
written
to handle the detail. Where most unit
any future court appearances. The apparent difficulties related to any future case request demonstrating that his/her actions heads have a few budgets, she has one for
he may have to endure have led some to were "within the scope of his asSigned every group (about 60 in all)-a mounfeel that the defendant is considered responsibility, and that (the story and tainous amount of paperwork."
research in this case) was done in good
A recent Disappearing Task Force (DTF)
guilty until proven innocent.
faith
.. . The President and the Board of
on Student Communications areas recom" No, it's' the other way around," assured
mended a full-time professional managerAnest. "The plaintiffs have the burden of Trustees then reviews the subject narrative,
(and)
makes
a
determination
whether
Idvisor for KAOS, and a half-time profesproof in any civil case. But unfortunately,
to
ask
the
Attorney
General
to
indemnify
sional
manager-advisor for the CPl .
anyone who can file a law suit can cause
(the reporter),"
"Apparently, there was a point in time
someone a great deal of effort in order to
when there was more KAOS support and
Since the first request drevv no official
defend their position, whether the suit has
it was lost in budget cuts," said Schwartz.
response
and
the
suit
is
still
pending,
the
any merit or not."
Managers for both KAOS and the CPI
This, of course, is not to imply that life defense counsel plans to try again.
have recently been student intern posi "We're going to be petitioning the
is any easier for Rauh and Holm, One of
tions.
" It just makes good sense to have
Board
to
get
Bill
(Montague)
indemnity,"
the reasons why the plaintiffs claim they
someone
who will be continually insaid
defense
attorney
Jim
Anest.
"I
believe
have suffered damages is listed in their
volved, that will have that historical perthat they have the legal responsibility to
complaint:
spective for their current decisions," con" .. . The plaintiffs are currently attempt- defend him."
tinued Schwartz .
Herb
Gelman,
a
Tacoma
attorney
and
ing to procure an FM radio license from
member
of
the
Board
of
Trustees,
does
the FCC [Federal Communications Comnot share Anest's position :'- "'!'m not so
mission]. That plaintiffs have been advised
by the attorney ' representing them in the sure that there's a duty to indemnify . . .
If somebody is not responsible (in writing
licensing proceedings that defendant's
story), then there is no right to
a
statements will harm, delay, and inhibit
plaintiffs' efforts to obtain said FM radio indemnity."
Montecucco sent a letter to the College
license. Plaintiffs have already expended
in February citing the state's indemnificaover $15,000 preparing their application
tion statutes, which authorize the
to the FCC."
Attorney General "to provide indemnificaAn FM regional license for Olympia and
tion for all state officers, employees, and
Southwest Washington is available, but
Rauh and Holm are not the only candi- agents who act in good faith and within
their scope of employment."
dates: "I believe there are currently seven
"Our position is that Bill did both those
applications in the running," explained
John Donaldson, another competitor for ~ things (acted in good faith and within his
scope of employment)," states Anest. "I
the license.
believe the letter (from Montecucco) supAwarding of the license is not likely to
ports our position that Evergreen has an
come quickly, either. "It's really a difficult
obligation to defend BilL"
process," said Donaldson. How soon the
According to Gelman, "the Board said
license is awarded. "depends on whether
or not these seven companies fight they would not represent him (Montague).
There's no legal duty to do that. .. There
through the selection process . . . it could
may be a right to defend, but the duty is '
take years."
another
thing. "
One step of the licenSing process inGelman is not sure if the Trustees can
cludes applicants'demonstration that they
legally act at this time : "Indemnity means
are legally, technically, and financially
qualified. "Questions can be raised with someone owes someone money, so there
has to be a judgment first. .. At this point,
regard to applicant's basic qualifications,"
PrInts Slides
there's no judgment against him that
according to a reliable source in the FCC.
Color or Black & White
Donaldson has been interested in the could be indemnified."
Does
the
Board
have
to
wait
until
a
basic qualifications of other applicants,
and this has led him to contact Evergreen : judgment is made to recommend indemHighest Quality
" I asked for and received a copy of last nity? " No, it does ncit," states MonteReasonab:e Prices
cucco. "If the action or claim is filed,
year's (CPJ) article."
that's enough ."
" I think we' re interested in getting as
It appears that fear and confusion surmuch information as we can on all the
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rounding the libel suit make it difficult to
other applicants," said Donaldson.
DEVELOPING - PRINT1NGIt is "rather common" for competitors determine its direct impact on the EverSERVICE
green community. Most of the characters
to work at investigating each other,
in the original story are unavailable for
explained the FCC source. "The process is
set up to permit competitors to challenge further comment for a variety of reasons ..
Regarding the KAOS audit, Vice Presieach other, and most competitors take
dent for Business Affairs Dick Schwartz
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advantage of that."
Donal,dson ' s understanding of the explained: "The purpose of any audit is
PROCESS
partially to find any error, but more improcess is that, "You can get involved in
ALL BRANDS OF FILM
portantly, to uncover ways to improve
pointing out the weaknesses of the other
present PJocedure. The result of that
appl icants."
Although pointiflg out such weaknesses
in competing applicants . is a common
practice during FCC proceedings, no one
is willing or able to say so pubiically. Of.
the nine officials this reporter contacted
in the FCC, none felt free to comment on
their policies for the, record.
Presently, Montague has sole respon*
(May
sibility for any legal judgment against
him. He is still trying to be indemnified
by the College. A first request, considered
last September by the Board of Trustees,
was never acted on. The President's secretary, Rita Grace, said, "My impression
was that the ,Board of Trustees discussed
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The Evergreen Stilte College ;
that before long you will awake from your
drowsing, and in your annoyance you will
take Anytus' advice and finish off with
a single slap, and then you will go on
sleeping till the end of your days, unless
God in his care for you sends someone to
take my place."
-Plato
" How can I become a legend around
this place, if no one says hello?"
Editor:
-from the Apology (Socrates' Defense)
" It is literally true, even if it sounds
rather com ical, that God has appointed
me to this city, as though it were a large
thoroughbred horse which because of its
great size is inclined to be lazy and need,
the stimulation of some stinging fly. It
seems to me that God has attached me to
t hi s city to perform the office of such a
fly, and all day long I never cease to.
settle here, there, and everywhere, rousing, persuading, reproving every one of
you You will not easily find another like
me, gentlemen, and if you take my advice
you will spare my life. I suspect, however,
B.J. Jones
In Support of Audio
Editor:
Ever since I've been at Evergreen I have
been impressed with facilities, especially
its audio equipment I was eagerly looking
Foro.
Lefs Burn Those Bibles
by lay Hershey
Whether we like it or not, we are one
with ou r environment. In other words, if
our minds cling to destructive images,
destructiveness wi ll appear in our environments corresponding to our beliefs , as if
bv ma gic ~
This phenomena is not magic, at least
not in the ,ense we usually take magic to
mean' conjurers mumbling spell s and
mountebank s playing slight-of-hand tricks;
rdther. it is a fa culty of the mind, documentE'd by psychologists, prinr.ipal among
them being CG . Jung, to create or aid in
<;ome capac ity, what the mind desires.
Constru cti ve images are created in the
same way first, the whole-hearted-des irel
concept ual ization , then the effort and
actualization.
whimsical way we elect our lawmakers
and foreign pblicy forgers in Washington ,
DC, and then sit back and allow them to
run awry with not only our own lives and
fortu nes, but with the very survivability of
the human species throughout the world.
forward to enrolling in the audio module
next year, in fact the audio program was,
essentially, the only reason I planned to
return . Because I have been so impressed
by, not only the sophistication of the faci lities, but the students who \.'>'ere using
them, I made audio my top priority for
next year.
I recently discovered that not only
would there be no audio program next
year, but that Evergreen's most impressive
studios, the 16-track and the 8-track,
would be closed . This brought up many
questions for me. I know that there are
always twice as many students trying to
get into the audio module than the class
can hold, and that the 16 and 8 track
studios are always being used.
Why would Evergreen want to cut off
such requested facilities and classes? In
place of the module Ken Wilhelm will be
teaching a class that covers the basics of
many forms of media production. This
does not include the 16 and 8 track
studios and the class is limited to 10 students.
If the studios are closed, even the engineers who are proficient in the 16 and 8
track studios would not be able to use
them. The album project, which has been
so successful in the past, will also. be cut
off. The album project involves many students and is truly an educational experience.
Because Evergreen won't be training engineers, the number of students that can
work on productions will be 'g reatly
reduced, which means less concerts,
shows, dances and plays.
I realize 'that Ken Wilhelm can't be
everywhere at once, he is already over
worked, but what I don't understand is,
with Evergreen's strength in this area, why
aren' t we going with it? I'm not the only
student who is considering another school
if the audio is dropped from the curriculum, audio is an important part of the
"Evergreen experience."
The thing that disturbs me the most is
that the students have been very communicative of their needs in this area. I
had believed that Evergreen operated on
the premise that the students could have
some say in what happened at this
school. I am finding myself very disillusioned.
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PERMIT NO. 65
June 4,1982
Haig Orders Attack on Moscow
by Peter Principle
Declaring that "any American city with
such a name deserves to be eliminated,"
Generalissimo Alexander Haig ordered an
all-out offensive against the town of
Moscow, Idaho.
Elements of the Generalissimo's personal
" Select Storms troopers" (SS) were reported
to be within a few miles of the small,
rural community's western boundaries as
of late yesterday, despite what Pentagon
sources described as "unbelievably stiff
resistance" from the local Chamber of
Commerce and members of the Moscow
Grange Ladies Auxiliary.
White House aides today confirmed
that the Generalissimo is " seriously considering" ordering round-the-clock bombing missions over the Idaho city's defensive perimeter.
Such an action would be the f irst use of
domestic sa turation bombing since the
Generali ssimo lau nched hi s crack-down
on international terrori sm three months
ago. These would also be the first Air
Force nii ss ions flown against suspected
Soviet sympathizers since the "surgi ca l
strikes" last month that brought an end to
the three-week siege of a Russian Orthodox church in Cleveland, Ohio.
At a press conference early this morning, Generalissimo Haig said " the situation
is optimal, all elements of the operation
are meshing in a comprehensivelike manner." The Generalissimo expressed a
" deep personal regret" over the large
number of civilian deaths being reported
from the battle zone. "This is a great
burden for me," he said, "but if we don't
stop the Reds, pretty soon they'll be renaming Seattle, Leningrad, and San
Francisco, Volgagrad."
However, the Generalissimo reiterated
his position that "as repugnant and inconvenient to the nation's economic recovery
as these operations are, they are vital to
. our ongoing efforts to send the Soviet
Union a message it can understand."
The Generalissimo also vowed that no
amount of internationaJ protest would
shake his "firm resolution" to deal with
" the terrori sts who lurk u'nder our very
beds," and issued an indirect warning to
domestic critics of his "get tough" approach, saying " to those who would have
us return to the weak-kneed, unmanly
days of detente and appeasement, I offer
on ly two cho ices -submit in siience or
you will be terminated with extreme
prejudice."
In a prepared statement from his bed at
the Screen Actors Guild Retirement Home
in Pasadena, California, President Reagan
expressed his com plete support for
Generalissimo Haig. However, reporters
were unable to speak with Mr. Reagan, as
the President spent hi s 93 days in complete seclusion .
When reporters questioned Haig about
the President's prolonged absence from
Marybeth Goodrich
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Senate majority leader, Howard Baker,
recently graced the not-tao-hallowed halls
of The Evergreen State College. There he
revealed the all-tao-common pretzel logic
of the confirmed hawk, the gist of whi ch
is : we need more nuclear weapons so that
the Soviets won't strike first. This notwithstanding, of cou rse, the fact that we alone
(the US.) already have in our burgeoning
arsenal enough "H" bombs to wipe out
. the world's popu lation six times over.
A maniac might, in a fit of deranged ,
slobbering desire for vengeance, ca ll for
the annihilation of his enemies, man,
woman, and child. Only an absolute
MONSTER would provide for the death of
the entire planet , family, friends, enemies
and neutrals alike!
I bel ipve that the destructive motif
found in the Christian bible of a vengeful,
capri cious God is largely responsible for
the nucl ear arms race and for the feeling
of impending doom and resulting nihilism
w hi ch surfaces in irresponsible actions
.
undertaken by soc iety.
Enough of this I
Since we find this idea so repugnant to
our taste, let's erase the destructive tape
from our minds. This may mean that we
have to formulate new motifs and myths,
perhaps expand upon Nietzsche's idea of
the evolutionary human to be striven for .
Perhaps into this new mythology we
should incorporate body language such as
a ritualistic dance of celebration. Obviously we must discard the teaching
which is anti-life by its very nature. Two
thousand years ago our ancestors discarded Zeus and Poseidon. Before that ,
According to Time magazine, 70% of
all American are Christ ian. Christianity
teac hes that the world is doomed to
perish in a divinely-inspired holocaust.
Christian prophecies have been interpretend to imply that this crisi s is imminent.
Thus, millions of people offer a horrendous vision of the future to the collective,
fatalistic idea and as long as it continues
to creep into the hinterland of our craniums it will subtly influence our daily
activities until it becomes a self-fulfilling
prophecy.
their ancestors dropped their beliet in the
three-in-one, Maiden-Nymph-Crone
Goddess of the moon . And longer ago
than that, early agrarian societies found
animism no longer served their purposes.
So now, post haste, let's burn our Bibles!
A glaring example of society's irresponsible action (or inaction?) is the apparent
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June 4, 1982
. Twat Tries to Save Whales
'1
Haig went on to state that the. President
will remain in isolation "for reasons of
health" unti I such time as "the situation is
normalized ." He added, " I cannot say
with any firm knowledge when the President wi ll be able to resume his official
duties, I suspect that it may be some
time."
In a related story-the Generalissimo
today denounced the latest Soviet peace
proposals, calling them "completely unacceptable" and repeated his demand for
a total Soviet withdrawal to a point beyond the Volga River and the creation of
a demilitarized zone between the Volga
and the Ural Mountains .
Calling hi s ultimatum " entirely reasonable" and" a {llajor step towards total
world peace," Haig declared that " no
longer wi ll we stand by while Soviet military forces occupy thousands of square
mil es of Russian soil. My . uh, I mean
this administration is going to send the
Soviets a message they will never forget
and, hopefully, never recover from ."
____ L _.. _ /
(® /). \:\ 1'. \
You Want
The MOSCQw Grange Ladies Auxiliary prepare for the assault.
The militant Fem Squad overran the men's' sauna In an armed cucumber revolt . Inset: One 01 the
weapons used by the squad . See story page eighteen .
by Peter Principle
Environmental activists were left
stunned and confused today, as Secretary
of the Interior James Twat announced
that he will support a ,complete moratorium on the hunting of the Dosewalips
Humpback Redfinned whale.
Twat, usually noted for hi s hostility to
pro-environmental groups, has indicated
he will present hi s proposal to the International Whaling Commission, when it
holds its annual meeting in Copenhagen
next week .
"We can't figure it out," said Lamery
Ovens, head of the pro-environmental
Lovers of the World , " we knew he was
looking around for a few crumbs to throw
the environmental movement, but this is
really not what we had expected . As far
as we know there is no such species as
the Dosewalips Humpback Redfinned
whale. It doesn't exist. "
Spokescreatures for the anti-wha ling,
Greensleeves Foundation echoed Ovens'
puzzlement, "We don't know what he's
up to at all," said one, "but we're suspicious of anything Twat does. Right now
we are ca lling Greensleeves' chapters
around the world to see if anyone knows
anything about the Dosewalip Humpback
Redfinned whale. So far all we've fou nd
is one member in Peoria, Illinois, who
thinks he saw one on a National Geograpic special a couple of yea rs ago. We're
pretty sure it's a ru se."
Despite the skepticism, Secretary Twat
says he stands by hi s position on the
Dosewalips Humpback Redfinned whale .
" I wi ll persona lly take this request to the
IWC, and if it is refus ed, I intend to
picket the Commission's headquarters
until they reconsider. I'm even contemplating direct action - putting myse lf
between whaling vesse ls and their intended targets , or somethin g along those
lines. "
The Secretary has already ordered all
employees of the Interior Department to
begin a worldwide search for the elusive
Dosewalips H!Jmpback Redfinned whale
and says he is currently attempting to persuade the US. Navy and Coast Guard to
aid the Department in its quest for a
sighting.
.
,
Some li ght was shed on the Secretary s
preoccupation with the Dosewal ips Humpback Redfinned whale by an undisc losed
sou rce high within the Interior Department . The offiC ial, who was emphatic in
his request for anonymity, bel ieves that
Twat's sudden concern for a pro-environmental issue may be due to hi s st ri ct
fundamentalist faith .
" Jim is a devout Christian , as I'm su re
you know," the source sa id . "Most oi hi s
poli cy decisions come after hours of
intensive prayer. Of course, he usually
checks back with t he oi l compan ies on
anything important , but I think it's safe to
say he is work ing under divine guidance
most of the time."
" Anyway," the source continued , " a
couple of days ago, Jim came out of hi s
office with this look on his face . I can' t
describe it to you, but whenever we see
that expression, we all start looking for
more land to clear or stripmine or whatever. But this time it was different . He'd
heard the word on whales ."
According to the source, Secretary
Twat, who once told a Senate Commi ttee
that he " didn't know how many generations were left before the Lord comes
back," has learned through divine communi cation that the Second Coming is far '
closer than he previously thought.
" He now thinks it's a matter of month,,,
sa id the source, " and he is convin ced that
thi s tim e Christ will appear in the form of
a Dosewalips Humpback Redfinned Iovha le.
A few weeks ago he thought it wou ld be
as a Douglas Fi r, but apparent ly someone
from Weyerhaeuser conv inced him he was
mistaken . Ri ght now he's abso lutel y , urt'
it will be a Dosewa lips Humpback I\Pri finned whale . We're all a littlp worri ed
about him."
At the time of this writing, no s lghtlng ~
of a Dosewalips Humpbac k I\edfinned
wha le, wit h or without a halo, have been
sighted . A number of prominent Republi cans in the government are reported to be
worried that Secretary Twat is sufferi ng
from a delusion . However, support for
Twat remains firm among members of the
nation's business community.
Meltdown in Steam Tunnels
Dead Gratefully Accepted at
lESe
by H.L. Menken
by Newcombe Ph/att
High administration officials have revealed that Evergreen's nuclear powered
steam plant went criti cal last Monday.
The fast breeder reactor experienced
difficulty on Monday morning while units
of the National Guard were undergoing
routine training in the steam tunnel network .
.
"Apparently, one of our boys was carrying a loaded rifle ," explained Colonel
Cooper of the local militia. " It appears he
may have fallen down , but at any rate, a
bullet pierced the (molten sod ium) cool'
ant pipes arid, well , kablooey!"
Ever!;;reen student Stewart Blewert designed the reactor as part of his project
in the Energy Systems program last year.
He said that the reactor core melted down
shortly after the coolant system rupture.
" It hasn't gone super-critica l yet, so there
isn't a chance of high energy release
(a tomic explosion)." he said .
The reactor was modeled after the late
Ferm i reactor, which was laid to rest near
A CPJ investigation has revealed that
The tipster told the CPJ that he became
the office of Admissions has been secretly
suspicious when he v.as told to complete
padding its enrollment statistics with
a production clearance report for a fundpeople who are dead. Tipped off by a
raising event. He noticed that the event
medium level source in the administra- was to raise $60,000 for a new van to
tion, the CPJ confronted Admissions Chief
transport the students on field trips. When
Amodo Rodgogol last week with the grisly . he questioned Rodgogolo he was told that
truth.
the new van was a special type, w ith lots
When asked why his office had begun
of room to lie around i[l.
to use dead people Rodgogol replied:
The tipster said that his suspicions were
"Look. We're under mandate from the confirmed when he obtained a class list.
legislature to increase enrollment sta"When I saw Gary Gi lmore, Julius
tistics. Meanwhile they're cutting out Rosenburg, and Trigger on the class list I
funding down to nill. Dead people are knew something stunk. That's· when I decheaper to teach. They cost us 75% less cided to take my case to the CPl." he
explained.
than live students."
The dead students were enrolled
When the administration was informed
an investigation digging into the program
in a program entitled " Pushing Up Daisys:
Studies in Soil Management and Soul was launched. A disembodied DissappearFoods." The course instructor was listed ing Task Force, beheaded by Dean
as Dean Embalm, who is still dead. Richard Alexpander, was formed .
In their report the DDTF said that there
When several of the students and the
dean were questioned about their enroll- were many unanswered questions about
ment at Evergreen they replied:"
the program, which they found to be
Many of the students have been in- lacking academically.
"Their seminars were deathly boring.
volved iii internships working as cadavers
in an exchange program with the UW, as The whole gruup just laid around and
extras in the new movie "The Living Dead never really discussed anything, therefore
Go to College," and as embalming vol- we recommend that the program be termunteers at a local mortuary.
inated immediately," said the report.
Detroit in the lace sixties. "I thought I had
all the bugs out, I was only trying to
help," Taylor added.
College President Dan Evans admitted
that he has tape-recordings of all the
conversations that took place before and
after the "accident" in the steam tunnels,
his office, and the steam plant. Under the
guidance of Evergreen's Legal Aid Office,
he has invoked "Executive Priviledge."
There was "no comment" from his office.
School was not in session on Monday
but several maintenance workers heard
and felt the steam tunnel explosion. "I
asked Facilities what that big bang was
and they told me it was something they
were preparing for Super Saturday," said
grounds keeper Bernie Tup. "Then I saw
this big 01' slug come out of the steam
plant coo lin g tower," he added . " I
reached for my super-dooper snail pellets
but it was too late-that sucker was already in the woods."
In the case of imminent explosion,
evacuation plans call for campus-wide
relocation to CAB 108. B.Y.O.B.
TESC's Steam Plant.
Why I Live Where Tom Robbins Doesn't
by David Goldsmith
IN ZEN THEY SAY . BEFORE YOU STUDY
Zen mountains are mountains and rivers
; re ~ivers; whil e you are studying Zen,
mountains are no longer mountains and
rivers no longer rivers ; but once you have
had enlightenment, mountains are once
agdin mountains and rivers again rivers.
It's all pretty bloody confusing if you ask
me: and that is why I chose Burlington,
Washington as the subject of this essay.
Bu rlington is dull, Burlington is ugly.
Sql.!atting in fou l contrast to the splendid
array of natural beauty surrounding it,
Burl ington commands attention as would
a fart in an operating room. That kind of
unashamed, honest expression really
appea ls to me, and I gues,> that is one of
the reasons why they drove me from LaConner
To be absolutely fair about it, the citi zenry of LaConner had some good
grounds for wanting to see me gone. My
nearly all consum ing passion for psilocybe
mushrooms caused more than one cow
some uneasi ness a'nd irritation . I suppose
the spectacle of a grown man playing
tug of war with a distraught heifer over
the ownership of a fungi was not a sight
calcu lated to win me many new friends
amongst the local dirt farmers. True too,
my penchant for penning derogatory
articles about the town and its colorful
inhabitants did little to endear me to
those evergrowing numbers of fed up,
unwilling, though still colorful, subjects of
my not so discrete dissertations.
I came here to Burlington then, to start
again . You'd think I'd have learned, n01
Well it's a living; and when you are studying Zen , outraged neighbors waving brickbats and cursi ng at you are no longer
outraged neighbors waving brickbats and
cursing at you. Happily though, mushrooms are sti ll mushrooms.
RIGHTEOUSLY STONED OUT OF MY
mind, and fortified by the realization that
I am still quite unknown here, I saunter
the sorry streets of this backwater slug
sanctuary, savoring the quaint customs of
the local gentry. The rancid odor of dead
fish rotting in the open air market, or the
myriad sights and sounds of drunken
loggers settling their disputes with the aid
of yard long chainsaws amidst the boisterous approval of bloated farmers and half
Max Smith Wants You
for TESC's Security Force!
Round Up Long-Haired Hippies
for Fun and Profit!
$10.00 for every Deadbeat You Catch!
Join Today!!!
P<lge 2 The Pooper Point Journal
June 4, 1982
Skully Thon has been dead since 1952, despite Ihe faci Ihat he is currently enrolled
for sixteen credit hours at Evergreen .
crazed volunteer firemen, gorges the very
tissues of my grey matter, lacing it with
irridescent luminations : my material. Like
a voyeur aroused, my pen throbs, pressed
tight to thigh, awaiting release from the
confines of my pants when, home at last,
I can work the tool to a frenzy of creative
achievement. Or, which is more likely,
make it simply produce more dribble such
as this .
Ah yes, Burlington. Samuel Beckett
wrote: "The horse leeches daughter is a
closed system." This is. pure bullshit, or if
you will, horseshit. And, beSides, it is
completely irrelevant to this essay.
Burlington, indeed! I could talk about a
god forsaken little town, this loathsome
turd of a town, this Pittsburgh of one
horse Northwestern eyesores, this malignant growth clinging to the Skagit bloodstream, this Burlington. " Burlington," the
very sound rings patheti c, bespeaking
promises never really believed. I could go
on and on, and I will, about this wasteland caught in the death throes of eco-
nomic depression, crushed and writhing in
agony whilst I heap abuse, like salt, upon
its festering wounds. I can continue unrelieved, until every sordid detail and
every putrid feature of my adopted home
is brazenly enunciated by my not incon~
siderable talent.
Or, gentle reader, I ca withdraw, mercifully, and now beguil' g, entreat you to
follow other unexpected paths as we
jointly gape in amazement uPon the spectacle of genius uncontrolled. Like Zen
udders squirting images wildly against the
milking stall walls of your mind. Like
words rushing forth in outraged indolence
straining to g~asp the slippery slug of
truth, and beat it to death with a pen.
Words and more words, old words and
sneword, seemingly never enough words
until , glory be to god, they total 5,000
words and I can finally close, Thu$ly :
There is 'a giant letter "B" painted in
bright yellow on a hill outside of town.
Can you, by this time, have any doubt but
that to my mind it stands for "BUCKS"?
Allen Unveils New Courses
Flaunting Supply Side's Virtues
by Sir Winston "Spike" Cornucopia, LXIX
Capitalism begins with giving. The essence of giving is not the absence of all
expectation of return , but the lack of a
predetermined return . One does not make
gifts without some sense, possibly unconSCious, that one will be rewarded,
whether in this world or the next. Capitali sm requires that one give first in order
to receive and the gifts of advanced capitalism are investments .
The crucial role of the ri ch in a capitalist economy is to invest. Under capita lism, the rich have an anti-Midas touch,
transforming gold into goods and jobs and
art. The function of the rich, then, is to
foster opportunities for the classes below
them.
The chief threat to this system is progressive taxation. Under pressure from
high taxes, the rich refuse to risk their
money on investments and instead waste
them on nonproductive uses such as gold.
and antiques.
As the wealthy consume more and
invest less, resentment toward them increases and ignorant or demogagic politicians impose yet higher tax rates to
punish them. However, wealthier classes
need less taxes, not more, for it is the
rich, who by risking their wealth ultimately lose it and save the economy. To lift
the incomes of the poor it will be necessary to increase the rates of investment by
decreasing the taxes of the rich.
Work is the root of wealth. Work under
capitalism depends on the "animal spirit."
Aggression and the willingness to take
risks are necessary for upward mobility
and nothing is more deadly to achievement than the belief that effort will not
be rewarded. 'Workers have to understand
and feel deeply that what they receive depends on what they give. Parents and
teachers must instill this idea in their
children. Most importantly, it must be
realized that the essen_ce of productive
work ,under capitalism is that it is altru- .
istic.
After work, the second prinCiple of upward mobility is the maintenance of
monogamous marriage and family . Highly
paid married men are the paramount
source of productivity growth. The effect
of marriage is to increase the work effort
of men by about half. A married man is
spurred by the claims of family to channel
his otherwise disruptive male aggressions
into his performance as provider for a
wife and children .
Indeed, it is the greater a'ggressiveness
of men, biologically determined, that accounts for much of their earnings superiority. It is only when they are providing
for women and protecting them that men
feel masculine and sexual. The man unable to perform his role as breadwinner is
being slowly unmanned and this is the
prime cause of the breakup of families
which ·Ieads to poverty. Therefore, the
first priority of any serious program against poverty is to strengthen the male
role in poor families.
For most people, poverty is a passing
phase caused by some crisis in their lives.
In a society of rapid social mobility all
but the supremely rich know that they
can plummet down and the poor know
that their condition is to a great degree
their own fault or choice. The only dependable route from poverty is work,
family and faith.
Security has announced that all dogs found on campus during Thursday Board of Trustees meetIngs wil l be shot on sight. Below and Above are the remains of several free-roaming critters caught
breaking the campus leash laws last month. Security will keep your dogs for you at their comfortable and spacious dog pound behind the facilities building. so don't let rover get caught with
his leg up! !! Commit him before they shoot him!!!!
by Roger Dickey
In a surprise mO"e this week, the Registrar's Office has announced last minute
additions to next year's curricul um. Evergreen Registrar, Walker Allen , explained
that the new offerings result from the
college's need to increJse enrollment and
from perceived needs in the Evergreen
student body and the surround ing community.
Allen recommends that students consider these additional academic offerings
in light of the changing political, eco. nomic and social environment. He sa id . if
the present budget cu ts cont inue, this
may be the last time Evergreen is able to
consider student needs and desi res in
curriculum design. "Let's face it," Allen
said, "if thi s keeps on, we'll be so broke
we can't pay attention ."
New Offerings For Next Year :
PROTOCOLS OF POLITICAL PROTEST
COORDINATOR : Dan Evans
PREREQUISITES : Political ~orrectness
for the Masses
SPECIAL EXPENSES: Field trip to speech
by Howard Baker
ADDITIONAL FACULTY : Dr. Heckle and
Mr. Jibe
The constitutional guarantees of free
speech and assembly do not require sugar
daddies to continue donations to colleges
whose students exercise those rights. This
program will examine such issues as :
When is Political Correctness incorrect1;
the ' cost of Free Speech; strategies of
Silent Protest; and is your two cents'
worth worth a thousand bucks?
RE-INTRODUCTION TO POVERTY
COORDINATOR : lohn Spellman
PREREQUISITES : Past or current employment in Washington State, although
transfer students from the rest of the
nation will be considered if they have a
note from Ronnie Reagan.
SPECIAL EXPENS.ES : Everything You've
worked for all these years
ADDITIONAL FACULTY: David Stockman and Paul Volcker
This program is designed for state
workers axed in the recent cutback of
<;ta le government. It ca n al,o be of use tu
publ ic sector ex-workers, espec iall v from
the loggi ng and construct ion industries.
Workshops · will -include: Alternatives to
~o ()d, The Fa llacy of ~mp l oym e nt , Theory
and Techniques of Panhandling, and The
Power of Positive Poaching.
CREAT IVE BRINKSMANSHII'
COORDINATOR : Ronald Red gan
I'R~REQUISITES: Insanity or at lea,t
rdmpant paranoia and imperiali sti c tendencies
SPECIAL EXPENSES Cost is i ncal cuable
ADDIT IONAL FACULTY : A lex ander
Haig and Casper Weinberger
GUEST LECTURES : Margaret That cher
and Leopoldo Ga ltieri
'1his program will examine the Pitfall s
uf Peace and the Economic Incentives of
In va sion . Spe c i al tapes of John F.
Kennedy , Nikita Kruschev and Fidel Castro
will be heard . A specia l field triP is
planned in which the program will launch
an attack on the two leftist special offerings described above. Students w ill be
expected to independently master the
SPLU Lab Unit, The Care and Use of
Nuclear Sidearms .
The Cooperative Education Offi ce has
forwarded to the CPJ the following late
offerings for summer internships .
Legislative Aide
Sturipnt intern will perform essential
i1dmmistrative functions such a, making
(olf pE' , typing memos and an swerin g
phunes . Intern will be expected to ac cept
mundane time-filling activiti es like plan Iling state budget and admini stering state
welfare program
Security Coordinator
Student wi II serve as personal companion and bodyguard for ex-Governor .
M usl like dogs and be willing to li ve on
an Island .
Prefer student with strong anti-media
bia s and martial art s trainin g Pr otec hnology stilnce and politi ca l naivete
helpful.
Cucumbers on SALE this week!
Big juicy cucumbers only 49¢
This week only at Shop and Shove
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The Pooper Point Journal page 3
Meltdown in Steam Tunnel,s
by Newcombe Ph/att
High administration officials have revealed that Evergreen's nuclear powered
steam plant went critical last Monday.
The fast breeder reactor experienced
difficulty on Monday morning while units
of the National Guard were undergoing
routine training in the steam tunnel network .
" Apparently, one of our boys was carrying a loaded rifle," explained Colonel
Cooper of the local militia . " It appears he
may have fallen down, but at any rate, a
bullet pierced the (molten sodium) coolant pipes and, well , kablooey! "
Evergreen student Stewart Blewert designed the reactor as part of his project
in the Energy Systems program last year.
He said that the reactor core melted down
shortly after the coolant system rupture.
" It hasn't gone super-critical yet, so there
isn't a chance of high energy release
(atomic explosion)," he said .
The reactor was modeled after the late
Fermi reactor, whi ch was laid to rest near
by H.L: Menken
A CPJ .investigation has revealed that
The tipster told the (PJ that he became
the office of Admissions has been secretly suspicious when he \\as told 'to complete
padding its enrollment statistics with
a production clearance report for a fundpeople who are dead. Tipped off by a raising event. He noticed that the event
medium level source in the administra- was to raise $60,000 for a new van to
tion, the (PJ confronted Admissions Chief transport the students on field trips. When
Arnodo Rodgogol last week with the grisly . he questioned Rodgogolo he was told that
truth.
the new van was a special type, with lots
When asked why his office had begun of room to lie around in.
to use dead people Rodgogol replied :
The tipster said that his suspicions were
"Look. We're under mandate from the confirmed when he obtained a class list.
legislature to increase enrollment sta" When I saw Gary Gilmore, Julius
tistics. Meanwhile they're cutting out Rosenburg, and Trigger on the class list I
funding down to nill. Dead people are knew something stunk. That's· when I decheaper to teach. They cost us 75% less _ cided to take my case to the CPJ," he
explained.
than live students."
The dead students were enrolled
When the administration was informed
in a program entitled "Pushing Up Daisys: an investigation digging into the program
Studies in Soil Management and Soul was launched. A disembodied DissappearFoods." The course instructor was listed ing Task Force, beheaded by Dean
as Dean Embalm, who is still dead. Richard Alexpander, was formed
When several of the students and the
In their report the DDTF said that there
dean were questioned about their enroll- were many .unanswered questions about
ment at Evergreen they replied:"
the program, which they found to be
Many of the students have been in- lacking academically.
volved in internships working as cadavers
'Their seminars were deathly boring.
in an .exchange program with the UW, as The whole group just laid around and
extras in the new movie " The Living Dead never really discussed anything, therefore
Go to College," and as embalming vol- we recommend that the program be termunteers at a local mortuary.
inated immediately," said the report.
Detroit in the lace sixties. "I thought I had
all the bugs out, I was only trying to
help," Taylor added.
College President Dan Evans admitted
that he has tape-recordings of all the
conversations that took place before and
after the "accident" in the steam tunnels,
his office, and the steam plant. Under the
guidilnce of Evergreen's Legal Aid Office,
he has invoked "Executive Priviledge."
There was "no comment" from his office.
School was not in session on Monday
but several maintenance workers heard
and felt the steam tunnel explosion. "I
asked Facilities what that big bang was
and they told me it was something they
were preparing for Super Saturday," .said
grounds keeper Bernie Tup. "Then I saw
thi s big 01' slug come out of the steam
plant coo ling tower," he added. "I
reached for my super-dooper snail pellets
but it was too late-that sucker was already in the woods."
In the case of imminent explosion,
evacuation plans call for campus-wide
relocation to CAB 108. Byo.B.
TESC's Steam Plant.
Why.
Dead ,Gratefully Accepted at lESe
Live Where Tom Robbins Doesn't
by David Goldsmith
IN ZEN THEY SAY BEFORE YOU.sTUDY
Zen mountains are mountains and rivers
are ~ivers; whil e you are studying Zen,
mounta in s are no longer mountains and
ri vers no longer rivers; but once you have
had enli ghtenment , mountains are once
agdin mountains and rivers again rivers.
It', all pretty bloody confusing if you ask
me : and that is why I chose Burlington ,
Washington as the subjeet (If this essay.
Burlington is dull , Burlington is ugly.
Squatting in fou l contrast to the splendid
. array of natural beauty surrounding it,
Burlington commands attention as would
a fart in an operatin g room. That kind of
unashamed, honest expression really
appea ls to me, and I gues,> that is one of
the reasons why they drove me from LaConner
To be absolutely fair about it, the citizenry of LaConner had some good
ground, for wanting to see me gone. My
nearly all consuming passion for psilocybe
mushrooms caused more than one cow
some uneasiness a'nd irritation. I suppose
the spectacle of a grown man playing
tug of war with a distraught heifer over
the ownership of a fungi was not a sight
calcu lated to win me many new friends
amongst the local dirt farmers. True too,
my penchant for penning derogatory
articles about the town and its colorful
inhabitants did little to endear me to
those evergrowing numbers of fed up,
.
unwilling, though still colorful , subjects of
my not so discrete dissertations.
I came here to Burlington then, to start
again. You'd think I' d have learned, n01
Well it's a living; and when you are studying Zen, outraged neighbors waving bri ckbats and cu rsing at you are no longer
outraged neighbors waving brickbats and
cursing at you. Happily though, mushrooms are sti ll mushrooms .
RIGHTEOUSLY STONED OUT OF MY
mind, and fortified by the reali zation that
I am sti ll quite unknown here, I saunter
the sorry streets of this backwater slug
sanctuary, savori ng the quaint customs of
the local gentry. The rancid odor of dead
fish rotting in the open air market, or the
myriad sights and sounds of drunken
loggers settling their disputes with the aid
of yard long chainsaws amidst the boisterous approval of bloated farmers and half
Max Smith Wants You
for TESC's Security Force!
Round Up Long-Haired Hippies
for Fun and Profit!
$10.00 for every Deadbeat You Catch!
Join Today!!!
page 2 The Pooper Point Journal
June 4, 1982
Skully Thon has been 'dead since 1952, despite the facl that he is cu rrently enrolled
for. sixteen credit hours at Evergreen .
crazed volunteer firemen, gorges the very
tissues of my grey matter, lacing it with
irridescent luminations : my material. Like
a voyeur aroused, my pen throbs, pressed
tight to thigh, awaiting release from the
confines of my pants when, home at last,
I can work the tool to a frenzy of creative
achievement Or, which is more likely,
make it simply produce more dribble such
as this .
Ah yes, Burlington. Samuel Beckett
wrote: "The horse leeches daughter is a
closed system." This is pure bullshit, or if
you will, horseshit. And, beSides, it is
completely irrelevant to this essay.
Burlington, indeed! I could talk about a
god forsaken little town, this loathsome
turd of a town, this Pittsburgh of one
horse Northwestern eyesores, this malignar:lt growth clinging to the Skagit bloodstream, this Burlington. "Burlington," the
very sound rings pathetic,bespeakin'g
promises never really believed. I could go
on and on, and I will, about this wasteland caught in the death throes of eco-
nomic depression, crushed and writhing in
agony whilst I heap abuse, like salt, upon
its festering wounds. I can continue unrei ieved, until every sordid detail and
every putrid feature of my adopted home
is brazenly enunciated by my not inconsiderable talent.
Or, gentle reader, I can withdraw, mercifully, and now beguiling, entreat you to
follow other unexpected paths as we
jointly gape in amazement uPon the spectacle of genius uncontrolled. Like Zen
udders squirting images wildly against the
milking stall walls of your mind. Like
words rushing forth in outraged indolence
straining to grasp the slippery slug of
truth, and beat it to death with a pen .
Words and more words, old words and
sneword, seemingly never enough words
until, glory be to god, they total 5,000
words and I can finally close, Thu5ly :
There is a giant letter "B" painted in
bright yellow on a hill outside of town.
Can you, by this time, have any doubt but
that to my mind it stands for " BUCKS"1
Allen Unveils New Courses
.Flaunting,Supply Side's Virtues
by Sir Winston "Spike" Cornucopia, LXIX
Capitalism begins with giving. The essence of giving is not the absence of all
expectation of return, but the lack of a
predetermined return . One does not make
gifts without some sense, possibly unconscious, that one will be rewarded,
whether in this world or the next Capitalism requires that one give first in order
to receive and the gifts of advanced capitalism are investments .
The crucial role of the rich in a capitalist economy is to invest Under capital ism, the rich have an anti-Midas touch,
transforming gold into goods and jobs and
art The fun ction of the rich , then, is to
foster opportunities for the classes below
them.
The chief threat to this system is progressive taxation. Under pressure from
high taxes, the rich refuse to risk their
money on investments and instead waste
them on nonproductive uses such as gold
and 'antiques.
As the wealthy consume more and •
invest less, resentment toward them increases and ignorant or demogagic politicians impose yet higher tax rates to
punish them. However, wealthier classes
need less taxes, not more, for it is the
ri ch, who by risking their wealth ultimately lose it and save the economy. To lift
the incomes of the poor it will be necessary to increase the rates of investment by
decreasing the taxes of the rich .
Work is the root of wealth. Work under
capitalism depends on the "animal spirit."
AggresSion and the willingness to take
risks are necessary for upward mobility
and nothing is more deadly to achievement than the belief that effort will not
be rewarded. 'Workers have to understand
and feel deeply that what they receive depends on what they give. Parents and
teachers must instill this idea in their
children. Most importantly, it must be
realized that the essence of productive
work .under capitalism is that it is altruistic.
After work, the second prinCiple of upward mobility is the maintenance of
monogamous marriage and family . Highly
paid married men are the paramount
source of productivity growth. The effect
of marriage is to increase the work effort
of men by about half . A married man is
spurred by the claims of family to channel
his otherwise disruptive male aggressions
'into his performance as provider for a
wife and children.
I ndeed, it is the greater aggressiveness
of men, biologically determined, that accounts for much of their earnings superiority. It is only when they are providing
for women and protecting them that men
feel masculine and sexual. The man unable to perform his role as breadwinner is
being slowly unmanned and this is the
prime cause of the breakup of families
which ·Ieads to poverty. Therefore, the
first priority of any serious program against poverty is to strengthen the male
role in poor families.
For most people, poverty is a passing
phase caused by some crisis in their lives.
In a society of rapid social mobility all
but the supremely rich know that they
can plummet down and the poor know
that their condition is to a great degree
their own fault or choice. The only dependable route from poverty is work,
family and faith .
Security has announced that all dogs found on campus during Thursday Board of Trustees meetIngs will be shot on sight. Below and Above are the remains of several free-roaming critters caught
breaking the campus leash laws last month. Security will keep your dogs for you at their com·
fortable and spacious dog pound behind the facilities building, so don" let rover get caught with
his leg up!!! Commit him before they shoot him!!!!
by Roger Dickey
In a surprise mO" e this week, the Registrar's Office has announced last minute
additions to next year's curriculum . Evergreen Registrar, Walker Allen, explained
that the new offerings result from the
college's need to increase enrollment and
from perceived needs in the Evergreen
student body and the surrounding community.
Allen recommends that students consider these add itional academic offerings
in light of the changing political, economi c and social environment. He said . if
the present budget cuts conti nue, thi s
may be the last time Evergreen is able to
consider student needs and desires in
curriculum design. "Let's face it," Allen
said, "if thi s keeps on, we'll be so broke
we can't pay attention ."
New Offerings For Next Year:
PROTOCOLS OF POLITICAL PROTEST
COORDINATOR : Dan Evans
PREREQUISITES : Political !=orrectness
for the Masses
SPECIAL EXPENSES: Fiei<;l trip to speech
by Howard Baker .
ADDITIONAL FACULTY: Dr. Heckle and
Mr. jibe
The constitutional guarantees of free
speech and assembly do riot require sugar
daddies to continue donations to colleges
whose students exercise those rights . This
program will examine such issues as :
When is Political Correctness incorrect?;
the cost of Free Speech; strategies of
Silent Protest; and is your two cents'
worth worth a thousand bu cks?
RE-INTRODUCTION TO POVERTY
COORDINATOR : John Spellman
PREREQUISITES : Past or current employment in Washington State, although
transfer students from the rest of the
nation will be considered if they have a
note from Ronnie Reagan .
SPECIAL EXPENSES : Everything You've
worked for all these years
ADDITIONAL FACULTY : David Stockman and Paul Volcker
This program is designed for state
workers axed in the recent cutback of
stat e governn1pnl. I t can abo be of use tv
public sec tor ex-workers. especia l Iv from
thp logging and constru ction industries.
Work shops will include: Alternat ives to
Fmxl, Thp Fallacy of Employment, Theory
and Techniques of Panhandling, and The
Power 9f Positive Poac hing
C RI:ATIV~ BR INKSMANSHIP
, COORDINATOR: Ronald Rt'dga n
1'f{~REQUISITES : Insanity or at least
rampant paranoia and im perialisti c tt'ndencies
SPECIAL EXPENSES : Cos t i, inca lcuable
!\DDIT ION!\LFACUL TY : Alexander
Haig and Casper Weinberger
GUEST LECTURES : Margaret Thatcher
and Leopolda Galtieri
This program will examine the Pitfall s
of Peace and the Economic Incentives of
Inv as ion . Specia l tapt's of l ohn F.
Kennedy, Nikita Kru schev and Fidel Castro
will be heard. A special field trip is
planned in which the program wi ll launch
an attack on the two leftist special offerings described above. Students will be
expec ted to independently master the
SPLU Lab Unit, The Care and Use of
Nuclear Sidearms.
The Cooperative Educat ion Office has
forwarded to the CPJ the following late
offerings for summer internships .
Legislative Aide
Stun!'nt intern wil l perform essential
ilcin1lni<;trative functions such as making
loll pp, typing memos and an swpr in g
phones Intern will be expected to dccept
mundane time-fi lling activities like plannln~ state budget and administering stille
wpl!a re program .
Security Coordinator
Student wi II serve as personal co mpanion and bodyguard for ex-Governor.
Must like dogs and be willing to live all
an Island
Prefer student with strong an ti-media
bia s a nd martial ar ts training Protec hnology stance and politi ca l naivete
helpful
Cucumbers on SALE this week!
Big juicy cucumbers only 49¢
This week only at Shop and Shove
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The Pooper Point Journal page 3
Schaaf and Nielsen Named·Editors
The Publications Board recently chose
next year's co-ed itors of the Cooper Point
fo urnal present editorial page editor Tom
Schaaf and photography editor John
Nielsen . The CPl's own roving reporter,
Datum Riki , recently held an interview
with th e future editors.
DR ..' So, you two will be the new
editors down at the (Pf this fall. How
about an opening statement.
Tom: Uh , well , uh, we will try to strive
for a new leve l of objectivity and litersy.
fohn : I'll second that and add that
somebody has to do this dirty thankl ess
tas k .
DR.: What are your major goa lsl
l ohn ' I'd like to see a wet bar insta ll ed,
and m aybe we'll take out the furni t ure
and put in , Ollle water bed s.
Tom . 10 avo id libel sui ts at all co,ts
D. R.: HoI\' do you pl an to fu nd the' wet
bilr dll cJ w.ll n bedsl
TU /\ ! . \'\'('11 , we don't want to expose
o ur o l'l'r,l tlll g method s, bu t we plan dll
aggr(," IVl' ddd ( ampai gn .
lo hn You ( , Ill refer to a past ilr ti c le 11 1
the ( PI ( Oll( ('rn illg paddin g your S&A
bud ge t w i lh ('xce <;, ive (a mp US <;I o rt:·
,111 01 111<'11 h
Dr: · Ilow ,lhou t vou r relat io nship wil h
tht· ddl11llll ,t r.n ilill i
Tom ' W( ' ullderstand th at th ere is ,1 lot
o i grdt l ,lilt! I orru ptioll . in hi gh pl,ln"
around Iw re, ancJ wp'd lik e to trd l k it
d OWll ,mel ('xi)o'e it or else ge t III 0 11 till'
( ut K'ckbd( ks . vou know
j ohn I\ c.tu all y ou r relatiomh lp Wit h tlw
admilli st rnt ""1 is pretty good . ju st last
night , t\l'O , t"ff peop le came ovpr to our
housf'
OR.' LJo vou see any improvement In
the qu alit y o t the p,lper l
Tom: What paper?
fohn : No, we're going to print on the
same paper we always have,
DR,: Where do you plan to go after
graduation?
fohn: I never want to graduate .
. Tom: Straight to the P.I. I'd like to have
a weekly spinal column .
OK : What qualification do you two
have for this position?
,',
Tom : Rap ier-sharp intelligence and a
strong B,S .
fohn: In my previous life I was a Dutch
jo urnalist in EI Salvador.
DR. : Aren' t you two pretty scruffy to
be editors l
John : I don't think I'm scruffy at all.
My appearan ce allows me to associate
with all the charact ers down at t he Oly
ba thholl se, where mos t of ou r news wi ll
(omc from . I'm no fool, I can read the
wr itlll g on the wa ll s.
Tom : I'm hoping that the sa lary for this
pmition w ill ,1I10w me to pay my past-due
R~C Cen ter fee, so I ca n start taking
showers aga i n
D.R..· Do you think you w ill have any
time for ex tracu rri cular act iviti es beyond
your duties as t o-edito r, 1
f om Well , I hope I hel ve som e time to
Improve my spason's average o n goal s
'Iorcd fro m left fi eld .
john O h , I think so. Th e Grat eful Dead
on ly come arou nd hen' o nc(' a y('ar .
OR .: How dre yo u gOing to counter
CIA o perativ('<; in f iltril tin g the CPj l
Tom . W e ll , we are going to use o ld
KGB tac ti cs and spread di si nform ation .
john : D idn 't you hf'ar! We're goi ng to
( lose thE' papE'r next year.
D.R.. One las t ques tion , what are your
shoe ,iLes l
Tom.' What shoes?
john : Shoes, you've seen my sneakers .
Future CPJ Editors practice getting trashed.
as I't 't\I.E !itEAM1" I~. ll\E t>lSTrnir~ HM
Trustees Suspend Student Services
by R \ .
Pa r~
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.:\ sweep in g move to cut Oppr.l tlllg
cm h . thE' Boa rd of Trustees announ ced
yt:'stl'rday 'the " indeiinite suspension" of
all student , erVlll";. Included in the ( ut bal ks vvpre Hou,lng, Secu rity , all S&A
groups, dnd all faculty . Admini strat ive'
staff position, ,zill not be affected
Acco rcling to Ri ck Wilrtz , Vi ce Presi dent for Aita irs, the Tr Jstees' dec ision
mav provp ins trumenta l in in surin g TESCs
surv /\ ;11 .
" Let', iil( e I I .' he sa id . " The legislatu re
hd s gi v"11 us ;1 mandate to drasti call y
redu ce our o perat ing costs Thi s decision
wi ll allow us to redu ce costs and still ,
When asked about the decision, TESC
preserve our jobs," he added.
Pres ident Dan Evans replied : " Well , it
Reac ti ons from oth er admini strators
seems to me, that, you know, this decifolfowed a si milar vein .
sion rep resents termination, a turning
" We're p leased as punch (about the
point if you will , in TESC's development,
decision)." burb led Con chita "Colonel"
In retrospec t , looking back over the past
Handler, an admini strator of aid. " Hey, it
few years, I th ink this move by the Truswas us or them, you know. Now we ' can
tees, in consultation with the administraelimin ate the deadwood in the facu lty
tion and key legislators may just have,
and maintain t he hi gh-quality personne l
potentially, an effect of . .oh what the
in vital adm ini strative positions ."
hell. What do I care? My term's up. I'm
" After all. WE' all have to sac rifi ce someleav ing this looney bin. "
thing to the greater goal of Evergreen's
Reactions from students were essentially negative and hostile.
edu cational uniqueness and philosophy,"
she continued .
" Hey, what kind of education is thi s,
anyway? No more
enraged student.
faculty?"
said
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jobs? Make me laugh," added another.
Harried Stern brow, Dean of Student
Services, responded angrily to comments
such as these.
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" I'm sick and tired of these whining,
sniveling, student types . Do they want
their education handed to them on a
silver platter or what? They never went to
lectures or li stened to the faculty 'i n the
first place . Why don' t they all go join the
army?" he said.
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June 4, 1982
The Cooper Point Journal page 5
& Notes
Colonel 'Cooper to the ·Poi"t
Dear Colonel CoOper
My roomate and I decided to leave the
hectic life :of the dorms behind spring
quarter. A friend asked if I'd like to sublet
her apartment as ASH. When we first
moved in the freezer didn't work and the
bathroom sink needed washers. I walked
over to the office of ASH and was told
that I had to fill out a work order. I was
told by the woman behind the desk that
there could be no r,uarantee that the
problems would be fixed right away because they don't make appointments to
fix things. As it turns out, the problems
were fixed in three days. I was happy.
A week later the element in my oven
stopped working. I went through the same
process of filling out a work order and
was told again by the same woman, 'We
don't make appointments with tenants to
fix problems."
I told her I was sure we could work
something out
She said again with a little more authority , "We don't make appointments!" She
al so informed me they were out of elements and I would have to wait until they
came from Seattle.
'
I began to stop into the office every
other day to see if my oven element had
a rrived ye t. lhis went on for over a week .
Then one day I received a lett~r saying I
would have to move out in JOdays because I didn't show -the management my
1.0. card. I know I showed them my 1.0.
card hPri'llJ~e they wouldn't let me
the lease until I did . So I went to ask
When I told Mr. Freimark that I had
them about the note and of course my
fixed my oven, he seemed upset He told
oven element
me he could kick anybody he wanted to
out of ASH, anytime, for any reason. His
Not to my surprise, my oven element
next statement I will not forget, it starts,
wasn't in yet, so I proceeded to inquire in
"I'm an asshole," to which I nodded my
a nice way why I received such it nasty
head in agreement He continued, "and
letter. The woman behind the desk told
assholes don't like other assholes."
me that's the way things' are done around
Then, to my surprise he asked if I would
here. I told her it would have been nicer
like to be reimbursed for the element I
iust to ask to see my 1.0. card again in, said yes and he turned around ,a nd told
stead of giving me that nasty letter. A
the woman behind th~ desk to write up
voice from behind the divider said : 'We
an eviction notice for me.
don't get paid around here for being
A few days later, I came back to the
nice." He stepped around the divider; it
office to see if we could resolve this probwas the manager, Larry Freimark.
lem. He told me he would reimburse me
Wondering if my oven would ever be
for the amount the element cost him,
fixed, I went back to my apartment and
which was $8.SO. He also said he was
read the Landlord-Tenant Att I found
going
to hold off on the eviction notice
that the management has to fix an oven
. for me.
within seven days or I can fix it myself as
1 So at that rare moment that Mr. Freilong as the iob does not require a li. mark humbled himself in front of me, I
censed or registered repairman and
said "Yes." By the time I got back to my .
doesn't exceed 1/2 of one month's rent.
apartment I realized I had compromised
I told Mr. Freidmark that I was going to
my own values. This had to do with a lot
fix the oven myself. He asked if I had
more than money. I have only to the end
been reading the Landlord-Tenant Act and
of
this quarter at ASH Tree Apartments
I told him, "Yes."
then I don't ever have to set foot there
His response was : "That's really too
again!
bad." He then wrote down the number of
But what about the other people who
the store in Seattle where I could get the
move into ASH and have to put up with
element for my oven.
this power hungry tyrant?
. I thought it would be silly to travel to
By the time you read this letter, Mr.
Seattle for an oven element. I was able to
Freimark will "already know I have subpick up an element in Lacey for $19.67
tracted the cost 'of the' el~riH$19.f>7)~
and it took two minutes to put it in.
from my rent The $11 .00 difference doesn't mean *#$! to me. I'm talking
about right and wrong ways to treat
people. My only desired solution is to
find another manager who is capable of
dealing with people in a fair and equal
manner. No one likes to be intimidated!
he Whole Staff Thanks Shirley
Typesetter,
.
The Fellas at Photoservices! pue
The Backroom Bartlet Fans at Shelton
Toot Toot A Lama Too lay!!!!!
Yours truly,
Donald Grower
ASH 151
A'r e you a GRADUATING SENIOR??
Well, congratulations!! Do you' know that
you are entitled to a one-year free membership in the Evergreen Alumni .Association? For more . information, contact Ellie
at 866-6391 .
were doing and run to take care of his
problem.
Another tenant came in with a burnt
out element We tried again to catch Mr.
Grower at home and then installed the
element in the other· apartment. It was at
that point that he was told he would have
to wait until another element came in.
(It is my understanding that) under the
Landlord-Tenant Act we do not have to
reimburse Mr. Grower for the element at
all since he did not submit two written
bids on the work. We certainly don't have
to pay him more than it would cost us .
(Co/. Coop points out that this is an
NDSL BORROWERS: If you have received a National Defense/Direct Student
Loon while attending Evergreen and you
plan to graduate, withdraw, or go on
leave next quarter, you are required to go
through an NDSL Exit Interview before
leaving . Please contact the Student
Accounts Office at 866-6448 to make an
appointment.
INSURANCE PREMIUMS must be paid
by . the 5th class day of the quarter to
avoid baving it cancelled for non-payment.
Fifth class day of Summer Quarter is
June 25. If you want to be covered during
a quarter while on leave or on vacation,
you have the option of carrying the same
insurance you carried during the previous
quarter. You need to make special arrangements by contacting Anna Mae
Livingston in Student Accounts, 866-6448.
opinion.)
As to the remark about reading the
Landlord Tenant act, I asked him if he
had a copy of his lease as well and if he
had read it lately. He said he hadn't read
it, and I said, "That's too bad. You ought
to read it, too."
I did make the remark about being an
ass hole, but I made it as Larry Freimark,
the individual, not the Manager at ASH .
Grower is right. No one likes to be
intimidated, including the management at
ASH.
What the Colonel has to say:
I wouldn't want to live with either one
of these fellows . In the future keep these
letters short and to the point and type
them.
If you want to call each other names,
do so; but leave me out of it
. Now,thfm~ As to the facts in this case.
Fact One: ' GrOWer, 'and , Freimark don't
like each other.
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Fact Two: They have exchanged cross
words.
'Fact Three: Grower has since been
evicted.
Fact Four: This column was intended to
be a problem resolving aid. Mr. Grower
has told the Colonel he doesn't want to
try to get his money back, he iust wants
a soapbox.
SPECIAL SUMMER SESSION QUARTER
FEES are due in full by Friday, June 25, at
the Cashier'S Office. Note: No postmarked
envelopes will be accepted after the 25th
as a pavment made on time.
Thinking about a SUMMER INTERNSHIPn The Cooperative Education Office
has a variety of Summer Internship
opportunities. some paid and some volunteer. For more information, call Co-op Ed
at 866-6391 and schedule an appointment
with a counselor.
ACCORDING TO CAMPUS SECURITY, a
number of Evergreen residents and staff
have received phone, calls from an individual claiming to be conducting a survey
on sexuality to be published in the upcoming edition of a popular magazine.
The caller is described as a male, age
approximately early to mid-twenties, who
speaks in a smooth, salesmanlike tone.
The agency he claims to work for is
fictitious, and the questions asked are
extremely personal and center around the
recipient's sex life.
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100?
ASH Manager Larry Freimark replies:
I took this matter up with our district
manager, Bob Baker. He has backed my
TlIICher Asslat.nt
Olympia
decision on this. I evicted Mr. Grower beOpportunity for several student Interns to do
cause we simply can't put up with someInternship activities In a preschool classroom
one causing trouble all the time. He's
with children Individually or In small groups to
a lways in the office giving the women a
enhance their development through planned
bad time over something. He started arinterventions.
Preler students with some background In
guing with us from day one. That first day
wortdng with preschool children andlor backhe was arguing over the application form
ground In child development.
and why it had some of, the information
1-3 quarters. 20 hours per week. volunteer.
on it.
o.v.Iopment II1d Alumni Office An,.t.nt
On the day I made the statement about
TESC
Student Intern would be Involved In the folnot being paid to be nice, he didn't know
lowing: Writing and design
dIrect mail
I was there until I stepped out from beappeais; special project fundralslng, volunteer
hind the divider. Several attempts were
organization; special events planning; Phon&made to get hold of him by leaving notes
A-Thon coordination ; and ReView prepaatlon .
Student must have excellent communication
'on his mailbox asking him to come by
skills.
and show us his 10 validated for spring
1-3 quarters. 20 hrs/wk. Volunteer posiquarter. At the time he signed the contion. unless student work-study qualified .
tract he had a winter 10. When he didn't
O_t. II1d R.....:h Anl.t.nt
respond to the notes, we sent him the
TESC
nasty one he mentioned.
Student Intern would provide assistance In r&We had one element left when he came searching funding sources both public and
private. Individual. corporate and governmenin with the oven problem . ..V~ don't make
tai; and assist In the prepa-allon of grant proappointments to fix things, but we did
, posal!l with an emphasiS on assisting students
make three attempts to get into his apartwith project and proposal development.
Student must have good writing and rement to install the element He was never
search skills and demonstrate the ability to
home at those times. When he came over,
work with Individuals and smell groups.
we were always busy with something else.
3 quarters. hrsl negotiable. Volunteer posiHe felt we. should drop whatever else we
tion. unless student Is work-study qualified .
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