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Part of The Cooper Point Journal Volume 5, Issue 20 (April 21, 1977)

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Cutbacks In Health Services Coming Soon To A College Near You
fund them . But this would be a decision
made b y Health Services and S&.A after
the- administration cut the i r s upp o rt.
Clabaugh said that the adm inistration's
decis io n " will not be made with the
anticipation that the slack or c uts will be

By Hrad Pokorny
ht·r~rt·en

... ht•.tlth se nnces may du:·

If

dw t•'llt'>!t' ... ~udgt>t ,.., cu t as e-.;pecteJ by
~h t· h·~•.,l.llure ~omt> tlmt> next month the

,ldm•n• .. tr.IIH'n h.l'; mdtcatt"d that ht>alth
•1nd 1 ,,un., t ·hn~ .,t> f VlCt'" would pwbably
l•t· t•nl' ,q the t• r•.t thtngs If' lo se

picked up by the S&A board ."

n.,!IIU!Hlll,ll 'uppl1rl

f twrt• Tt'm.un .. the po ss1 bdl!v nl a
.,,,n .. rl.llll Sh,,u[J the aJm•n•strat1on
.ITI•p tht· .. upp<"'rl ,,[ he.11th .1nd couno;{'[tn~
.. ,·n ,, ..... 11 ·'PJ1t'.H" th.tt <,tu dent monu.•<; tn
•h t !t•r m ,,, St•rv•<t'" .1nJ Acttntle!' IS &A l
~un~hn~

\'d•ukJ

l-ot• the only ht'pe

tlf

rn·'t f\ In).: I ht•m
\h•ut -l5 :;L1 <.ttaknt., gathered 10 l1b
:.::l':' ,h;on~ tht· lunch·htlUf la!-1 \\'ednes·
.1,1\
:\prd lJ ltl d!!>tu~s what IS to be
~.•n t llw nll't'IL!l),.: w.1 .. pnmanly mtorma··n.ll
Tht• '-;tudent Studv ActiOn Lrnup
"-':-ot\l,
.1nd personnel lr om Health
"-t'f\ IH"" .tn ... \\t'red qut'"-IHm'>. Earlier m the
1\t t•l.. th t· ~St\C_, .tnJ the E\'l'r~ft>('n
i't'llllt.d lnt~~rmJIH'n lenter (EP lCt had
1'\rlt tt•n ,1nd llrcul att•d a pml.. leatlrt wh1ch
,,uthm·.l tht•J r Vl t'W"- t'n the IS"-U e"- and
,J!I t•d ll'r tht• n••Pn mee!m~ !The eo;<;ence
•I tht lt>Jil<'t ,.., reprinted in thr-. ,.,,ue'o;
rORL 1 ~ 1 1 ~,lumn t>n pa~t> J_l

\ OU CANT GO DOWNTOWN
Th t• pr~~r.Jem u •nlero;; nn tht• <t tudt•nl
d\-ltt'" huJ~t't that poriH'n ot the
,•Ji t·~t· .. ,,\ t·r all bud~et that ~ne.., In tunJ
..ah nnn-.rtJJemiC .. er\' rle~ a~ admJ't<;rons
-~·~r.-.t r.ltr1>n trn,Jnual a1d ca reer plannmg
md pl.ltt•ment and health and wu nsc lrng
~ • ·n-l <.t'"
\h,st or...,ervers tee\ that the
t'~I._J,ltun• \\·1\1 cut thr., budget perhdro; by
.1 ... mu<h d" :w per<.ent It thr<; happens .
\dmrnr~tr.ltr\'e Vrce rresrdent Dean Clabau~h ddm11tt?d that Health Se rvrct•<; and
th l' lon-.t'lmg anJ Human Growth
L en~('r' budgets would probably be cut
... t'\'t'rt>h 11 n0t dropped altoge tht>r ··You
\.ln t g11 J,,wntown tor regrst rat wn o f
,JJmJSS IOn<;
ht> SJid ''but
thf'rf' are
.lltern.ltl\'e<; f('f heal th -.e r v rce <; anJ
u•un<,e]ln~
Clabaug h ment roned t he

Will all the Health Services examining rooms be permanently empty n ext yea.r7
cn unt y health sNVJ(('<; , the county mental
he.alth cen ter . and the po~srbrli t y o f so me
tac-ultv counselr ng a s alternatrve '> t o
un-c..1mpus ht>alth and co unseling St'rVJces
Tht• SSAG lee\ o; that ht>ahh care and
U'u n o;dm~ s hou ld be provided by the
... cho~ll ]\('~(ln un ... oriJ a member o f th('
SSAC <;JJJ that they plan to put pressure
llO tht• legrc;latu re tn preve nt the cuts rn
th t• co11£'~e <, <;tudt>nt <;t>rv1ces budget If
that tad-. . he o;.lJd the group would put
rre<;su re o n the .admrni~tration to make
cuto; rn nther hud~et .ue.\<; rather than kill
Ht'alth ServiCes and the Hum.an Grow th
C l'nter
WE' th1nk tht>rt> are excess1ve cos ts that
~n nn t'lsewhere that can be cu t and put
1ntl1 Healt h Se rv1ces. · sa1d an SSA G
nll'mher who dechnt>d to be identified .
Ano tht> r member of the group plans to
lool.. at the colleges budget for areas that
m1ght be Juggled mto the student services
bud~e-t and the-n into Health Services
M ost of the members of the six-member

group remained anonymous , feeling that
the group wa s a better spokesman than an
1ndividual. It was also revealed that
se veral members of the group are not
cu rrt>ntly s tudent s .
The SSAG also sa 1d that there is a five
pt' rccn t reserve fund in tht> co llege budget ,
wrttten in tor emergencies . They suggestt>d that th is mont>y co uld go to s upport
H ealth Servrce<; and the Human G rowth
C enter .
C labaugh sard there was a five percent
flexibility fund this year , but that the
legislature m1ght not approve it (or the
next year. " People who think we ca n
1uggle budgets around to take up slack or
make up (or cuts fail to realize that every
budget in tht> co llege sees fat in everyone
else's budget. and on ly lean in their own ,"
ht' S.:t id .

S&A TO THE RESCUE I
O ne way that the co llege might kt'f'p its
health and cou nseling services. if the
budgets are c ut , would be for S&A to

Edna HarpE"r . the program assistant and
budget manager for Health Services. felt a
cu t by the leg 1siaturf' was likel y . " It's not
a matter of try m g to fight for o ur own
surviva l," s he sa 1d . "If the students want
Health Services. then there will be no
altt>rnative but for tht>m to fund Health
Se r vic e s ." Harp e r sa id that He-alth
Services would go to tht> S &A board "if
they had t0 .'
Lyle Tribbett. a member ot tht> SSAG
and fnrmt>r Sound ing Boa rd moderator,
thinks that the budgets can be 1uggled . He
o; a1d of the- adm1 n rstratron . "T hey ' rt>
takmg the easy way out It they didn 't
have the S&A they would try tn s hift
lunds f rom otht'r areas.
A questwnna1rt> put nu t by Dt>an of
S tudt>nt Se r vrce.-. Larry Ste nber g t o
determme how student s feel about the
relat1vt> p r ronty ot a r ea.-. l1l..e Ht>alth
Se r vtces . Admt ss ions , The Re g 1<;trar "
Off ice. et c.. IS avarlable at tht> 1nlc1rmatron cen ter.
In additi~1n , the SSAC ., hPiding .t
meetm~ toda y Apnl IS_ .:11 nt,~ln rn Ltb .
2205 to lurtht'r drscuo;o, .tvenuE"' lll act1on

Next Week :
The CPJ
Takes On
The Daily Zero

Vol. 5 No. 20

April 21. 1977

McCann's Plan To Regulate Protests
by Brad Pokorny
Rules that w o uld govern future public
demonstrations at Evergreen were proposed la s t Frida y , April 15, by President
C harles McCann . In an April 15 memo to
all Eve rg reen students printed on blue
paper, McCann recountt'd the February 3
demonstratton against the 'Air Force Band
pe rf o rman ce on cam pus and said ht> had
requested that a sc heduled April 12 reap pearance o f the band be cancelled " in the
absence of an o rderl y procedure- that
would guaran tee right s o n both sides ac ·
co rding to the o;oCia l contract." McCann
then listed a S(' t o f gui delines for any fu ture protests held o n the co ll ege property
.lgarnst col1ege-sp o nsored events .
TH~ ULES
The ru les w ou~
- ba r demonstrators from tht> build Ing tn whrch the protes ted event was
bein~ held Dissenters would bt' lim ited to e ntran ces to the build ing o r
ot he r area <; on ca mpus .
- reqUire that prot ests remain pea ceful , not prevent the- event from taking
place a s sc heduled , no t hinder perso ns
wh"o wis h to attend thE' event. and not
d1<;rupt the eve-nt. A protes t which re<;u lted in "damage" to persons o r prop e rt y would su bject demonstrators to
"discrplrnary o r o ther appropriate actl('ln ... When asked to define "appro·
priate action ," M cCann sai d , " I haven 't
thought abo ut that yet. "
- prohibit the- use of any so und - am plifying or noise - making devices .
McCann ha~ a sked fo r responses to
the$(' guidelines by April 27 . He plans to
considt>r a ny suggesti ons, re · draft them if
necessa ry , and then forward the proposal
to the Board o f Trustees for consideration
at their Ma y 19 meeting . Presumably lhe
proposal would then be put on the agenda
for the next met>ting, where it w o uld re ce rve a public hearing and - the tru s tees
would vo te on whether o r not to make it
part o f the Evergreen Administrative Code .

had been "ve ry coo peratt ve Smrth addt·d
" But d wed dll lost ou r coo l, wed h'lvt'
been m trouble ..

THE ATTORNEY GENER AL

February 3 -

Students read statement condemning Air Force Band Appearance .

The M cCa nn memo clearly mdicates
that the proposed guidelines are a response
to the Ft>bruary dem o nstration agamst the
A1r Force Band co ncert. During that action
abou t 30 Evergreen s tudent s filed in front
of th(' band immediatt>l y bef o re the concert and rt>ad a s tate ment indi c ting the Air
Force for its atrocities as a war ma chine
and protestrng the band's appearance at
Evergreen . Colo r ~ l1des of Air Fo rce bomb ers and napa lmed Vietnamese children .
were proJL'Cted on a whrte sheet that was
unfurled over the balcony behind them
Tht> dem o nstra tion was brief . but three
members of the group remillined at the
head of the aisles , garbed in Gr im Reaper
costumes. until C ampus Security Ch1t>f
MacDonald S m1th asked them to leave
after the first half of the pt>rf orma nce
When asked if he stood strongly behind
the guidelines . M cCann said , "S ure , etther
in thi s form or a form adjus ted to reflect
suggesti o ns for improvemt>nt. " He said the

rules were ''sim pl y admintstr.ttnie pro·
u.·dure McCann dented that the- pro posal
was des1gned speci fi ca lly to comt> d own
on tht> group that dt>mo nstrated at tht> Air
Force B.:~nd co nce rt. "That parti cular occa s io n rem i nded "U~ of a need fo r thr s," he
-;a rd .

THE NEED

Tht> need lor gu idelines re j(an.lmg cam pus dissent was brought tn th t> atte-nttCln
o f M cCa nn by Secu rity C h ief Smi th . wh0
had been uncertatn exactly how to respo nd
t0 the A rr Force de-m o ns tr.ttron . Smith
said , ·· 1 fe lt that this thmg was ridmg nght
on the fence- , that they \ the dem o nstrat o rs\
were within tht> law , but for future dem o n s tration s w e need gUJde lines as to how
far any g ro up can go ." Smi th po inted out
that the guidelines were needed to cover
any demo nstrati o n by any group - "s taff ,
~tudents , o r fa c ulty ." He also sai d that the
demonstrators at the Air Fo rce Band ac·
t1on had n oti fted h1m o f their intenllon to
pro tes t befo re the concert , and that they

The Sta te Att o rney General<, off1ct> wa<,
co ns ulted rn tht> wntmg o f the gutde lmt·..,
accmdmg to McCann' In an Apnl 4 1077
letter fwm Publt< Relations D1recto r Judy
Anms and Adm1n1stratrve \'1ct> Pres1dent
Dean Uabau~h to Sergeant N.uvel Sel ke
the leade r n l the M cC hord A1 r f- n r(.e Band
thf' o;cheduled April 12 appearan u.· nl the
hand Wd'> cancelled
The lettt•r <;tat~:d that S1nce that nm
<.ert . we h<-1\'t' o;0ugh t legal oprn1on.., on
hnw Wf' Ciln prt•vent suc h r.Jr !.rupt1ons The
Stdll' Attorm•v Cenc ral ~ offr<. t' adv1o;c.-., U'>
that w e can t.JI..l· <;11me mea~ure ... to ensurL'
o;uccec;s tul pre ..t'ntaiUJn"- nl <.ampuo; evt:'nt"wtthPut mterruptton hom mm~'fll;v" fol <.tJ on<.
Tlw lcttN cJo..,(•d With reg ret... about can
cellmg the Ct'nn· rt. " n o t o nly becau ..e wt·
ve ry much t•ntoyt•d y<, ur frr ~t co ncert and
were lt,o l..1ng h,n,•ard to another th o r ou~h
ly pleao.,ant mu<,tcal t>vent but because \-..e
hate In <;et a precedent tha't t>nableo; 20 unrul y and rll - m.1nnered you ng pero;om 111
Jt'n y enten.unnwnt 1t1 JOO adult s
The rt>act1nn to the mem o bv people
wh0 partu rpat E'd m the A1r Force Band
act10n M><•med xt>nt> rall v nunchalant "'I
ftrst. Ret-:an lln"t'dd o ne of the demon s trat ors. comnwntt>J on the effect tht>
rules m1~ht hJvt' on future dt'm nns tril trons " At trnw<- whe n s1mple lt>--afletm).;
nuts 1dt> tht> burldrng seemo., ln-.ufiJCil'nt
penplt> tal..rng .a ct•nm m tht> luture htll
e1ther havt' tc1 U'>t' method<, more creative
th.Jn t hose prohrb rted by M cCan n m h1"
pwpnsal. Pr t hev \'lldl have tc' v•olate thE'
gu1dt>lmes
" Tht> proposal <,eems to be a clear at tt>mpt b y the admrn ... tratJon tn ltghtt>n th
ulntrt~l cwer d1.-. ...ent ''n campu .. and should
bt· Vl t'Wt>d ao., .1 threat bv an\ peoplt> wh('
ret.ognl/t' th.1t the\ m.av bt> 1mpelled to
-.pl'ak Pu t nn J't<;U(''- 1n thf' tuture

The Budget We'd -)Be Better Off Without
by Karrie Jacobs
On Thursday , April 14, the Wa s hington
Se nat e approved the 1977- 1979 biennium
budget fo r state agencies by a 40 to 6 vote .
The Se nate budget bill was drafted and
sponsored by Senator Hubert Donohue,
and it allowed for the expenditure of 6.8
billion ove-r the next two years . This budget , which become-s effective o n July 1 o f
this year, shows a $1 2 billion increase
o ver the current levels o f expenditure .
O ne of Donohue's prime sellmg poi nt s for
the budget wa s that it brought n o new
taxes with it. Ins tead it relies on a broader
t'CO no mic base and increased revenues, in ·
eluding funds derived from higher tuition
and fees at state colleges and universities ,
to support the innated budget. At the
same time that the Senate is counting o n
revenue from increa~ tuition , it is imposing cutbacks o n the college and univl'rsi ty budgets .

A SHARP DESCENT

A Complete Hom~

866-8181
3138 Overhulse Rd

The Senatl' budget allocations for Evl'rgreen make a sharp descl'nt from the figure-s requested by the college for the upcoming biennium . The only figure that remained unchanged by the Senate was the
amount of money that Evergreen submit ted as its estimate for Grants and Con·
tracts . This figure represents the amount
of money that the college expects to re·
ceive from the federal . government , the
sta te, and ot her sources for spKific proj«ta. The most substantial cut mack by
the Senate budget prop<>QI is in the illrea
of Student Services, where the funding

dips from th• $1 .009.688 alloatod for 1M
current biennium to $1 ,003,163 for the
·n -·79 biennium. This could mean 5ubstantial cutbac ks m servi~ available at

Evergreen . Thi s need was evidenced in his
co-spo nsors hip of a bill designed to turf'\
Eve rgreen into a graduate facility of the
University of Washington . The new clause
reads as follows : " N o t more than $25 .000
s hall be expended to s tudy and make reco mmendations o n the curriculum and
costs o f The Evergree n State College . Tht>
study shall determine the actions necessary
to broaden the institution 's clientele base
by introducing traditional undergraduatE'
and gra duate cou rse o ffering and reduce
the institutions to tal ope rating cos ts per

which ha , not yet besn wrrtten , 1s m o re
gt' ner o u ~. The areas most likel y to be af·
fected by the c ut art> health se rvtces and
the Hu man Growth and Cou nSt>l rng Center These Mea"' are most vu lnerabl e. according 10 Admmt s tratrve Vrce Preside nt
Dea n Clabaugh . becau se t here .ue alternatives rn the co mmunity to the co llegerun services

ADMINISTRATION NOT WORRIED
In gt>neral. tht> admrnr strat1on is n(11
te rnbl y worned about the 1mpact of the
Senatt> budget just yet They are co unling

Evergrren's Budaet F1ve Vers1ons

Proaum
01
02
04
05
06

Instruction

Pubhc:: Snv1cr
Pnm.uy Su pport
L1brony
Student Serv1Cf'!l
oe lns tltullo n~l Su pport
OQ Planr M••nttnanc::e
10 Grants and Contruts
Tota l

Current Btenmum TESC Request
1975- 1977
1977 - 1979
S6 42.8 632
Sq,49l,b45
20.Y"/ l
59 .629
755 .otr9
970.740
1. 904 ,527
3, 212,877
1,009,688
1,390. 174
2,618,968
3, 275.859
3,169. 243
4.220.379
1,504 ,815
1 ObJ 7t6:
17.511 .963
2J,M6,0S9

FrE IFull Tim• Enrolled! student to th<
average cost per FTE student at the other
three s tate colleges ."

INAPPROPRIATE STUDY
Vice Presidrnt C labaugh pointed o ut the
inappr o priateness of the study , which he
presumed would be conducted by the
Council on Post Secondary Education .
'The C .P . E. is intended to study the overall higher education system in the state ,"
explained Clabaugh , "and not to singll'
out ill particular institution ."
Another pKUiinity about the study
that he pointed out was that it presumed
that a study is needed on how to be traditional. ' 'The~ · , nothing eiliSier in the
w o rld ," Clabaugh said . 'What's difficult is

Governor Ev•ns
Propoul 77 · 79
SS, 1!9.473
21 .071
850.747
2.418,212
1 104.400
2.839 .761
4. 107.102
1 DeN 7t6:
20.594 ,512

Governo r R• y s
Propoul 77 - 79
$7 470,484
21 ,071
850.747
2,330. 20b
1 123.404
2 839. 761
4, 107. 102
1 06,) Zt6:
19.806 ..521

Sen.te B11l
Allocations
S7.l6l ,SJC
21.071
848 .248
2 190,363
1 003 . 1b3
2 737. 176
4 029.807
1

06J

7f6

19.155.410

o n the H o use bill to ease the situation .
Representative Albert Shinpoch , O -Renton , the c hainnan of the House Appro priations Committee, has the job of rewriting the budget bill for the H ouse to
vote on . Shinpoch s.aid that the Senate
budget is a lmost $400 million short , and
he advocates the introduction o f taxes to

h•lp support th• budg<l.
THREAT OR SHADOW-BOXINGI
The s«tion in the state budget on fouryear colleges concludes with a clause
which can be interpret~ as either a real
threat to Evergreen's mode of education,
or 015 a hit of shilldow-boxing on the part
of Senator Donohue . Donohue seems to
feel ill real need to do something about

to be exotrng. tnnovative . a nd otter <tlu
d en ts opt1nno; Tht>re are an y one of .1
hundreJ people at ~hi s school who l.. n~"w"
how It' turn rt tnto a tradtl l\lnal tn"-tltu
tr lln
The a <.<,u mptl on that Ever~ree-n a., ,1
more tradttH,nal rnsll tUt Jon would 1:-t• .1
mnre t>co nom 1c.al one t<; nlll nect'"<;arrl\
valrd The d1rt>ct co-.t o l educ,ltwn th<lt
,... the co<;! of la culty o;a\arie"- rn,g rJm
'tt'C rl·tane"' o;.1 lanec; and educational -.up
plteo;, 1<; actually lower per FTE <;tudt>nl
here than at nthe r s tate insttt utJon"' Budd
In).:" a nd adrntnr stra!Jve procedure" C't'"'
nwrt> because they are suppl,rteJ by fewer
s tudt'nts If a m o rt> tradiiJ<mal Evergreen
drd attract more o;tuden ts to sh~, u•der thr
cos t of tht> co \le~e s faethtres more ta nlrtle" {i .e . dormttones ) would h.ave 10 b('
built to acco m odate them It l"- also hard
to imagme JUSt where the studt>n ts ft,r il
more traditi o nal institution wou ld come
from. g1ve n the- decrt>ase m the numbt-r n t
htgh -sc hoo l· age peo ple m tht> statt> ot
Was hingt on

UNCERTAINTY
No o nt> is certain that tht> Evergrt"t'n
s tudy can or will bnng abou t c hangec;
here . Senator Cordon Sand1son a Democ rat whose distnct rncludes a po rt1 o n of
Thurston County , and wh o served as the
c hainnan o f the Sena te H1gher Educatron
Committe-e , said , " I don 't thmk 11 wrll
mean anything to Evergreen The y 'll lU St
come out with a greater understandrng o f
what goes o n there ...
It is hoped by Evergre-en admmistrat o rs
that Shinpoch will not include the s tud y
clauH when hl' writes the Hou~ versron
of the bill . Ml'anwhilt> we can SJI back and
w on der about what tht> le~1c;lature ha s 1n
store fo r Evergreens future

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from those we are generally accustomed to . Nominations and
electioneering are not permitted .
Elections are conducted in an atmosphere of prayer and quiet.
The nine individuals who receive
a plurality of votes cast are electted .
Local and National Spiritual
Assemblies as well as the UniversaJ Hou~ of Justice arrivf at de-cisions by a process of prayerful
consultation, and their decisions
are binding on the members of
the communities.
For more information , the
Baha'i Centrr is located in Lib .
3218. or you can call 352· 3436 .
John Michalovskis

Ding Dong
School
To the Editor :
Wouldn 't it be ironic if the
only thing people remember
about the 19n Womens' Art
Exhibit is ... The Big Dong7

outrageous. By this time I had
dropped out of school, so I wrote
the company and told them I
was in over my head, and y~
k no w what they did7 They sent
me a new bill becauw I was no
lona:er a student and therefore.
had no right to the. speci~ student rates!
I tell you , I was going out of
my mind . I got fired !rom my
job for stealing hotcakes and I
had to release my cats because I
couldn' t feed them . I tried to get
a scholarship at OTCC but I
couldn't even find the place. And
all these magazines kept on co m ing, along with threatening let ters badgering me to pay up . I
ca lled the Crisis Clime a nd boy ,
that was no help . They wanted
me to seek counseling!
I now live in an abandoned
house sort of near Foodtown
with some mellow people who
are into my thing . I am reappl ying to the school under a differ ent name and I am confident PVerything will turn out okay But
when I walk around and see those
magazi ne offe rs, I just sort of
have to laugh .
I ho~ my warning will help
o thers in similar situa ti ons. I
must ask that my name be w ith held for obvious reasons . Sign me

John Doe
(not my rea l name )

- The Off With Their
Heads Foundation

In The

Beginning Was
The Word
Processing
Center
To the Editor
As so me-one who has . like you ,
had wo rk held up by the Word
Processtng Center, I sympathize
w1th your frustratiOn Unfortu ·
natelv , your handwntten comments betray a crucial fallacy .
The W o rd Process ing Cen ter
cannot
s tra1ghten It self out
11 cannot straighten it-.elf ou t at all If the place IS un Jerc, taftt>d . blammg the prest'nt
.. 1.111 won I get any of our words
rrot.E'c,sed The respo ns1b1hty lies
1' 1th those who make pohcy de' ••o~unc, The1r words get proc -

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Stnct>rely
Sus u• St r ao;ser

We Can
Hear Your
Wheel Turning
\Valmg from a dream m which
m a ramforest that someh,•w dt>veloped into some botani ' .d .,:.trdt>n With TESC glass doors,
'' md,n,., dnd ceilings, I felt glad
"' b,· ).!'''"~ on a b1ke tnp Just a
k,, nh•n· n• nvtrsat•ons
I! ,,,, w..ts. Wt'lrk 7 ( pau~) stan W.Jc,

dard . hm-m . i played irish music
a little bit. i think i know where
we 'll go . where? holiday valley!
where's that? laughter ... sounds
like work's fun . just off 101 .
playing music all night. uh , yea ,
work's not bad . it 's easy. think
you 'll stay till august? oh, i dun no . depends on what el~ comes
up . that's a typical answer . that's
a typical answer? yes . what 's an
untypical answer? yes or no .
well , would i be honest if i tell
you . . you could honestly stop
clipping your nails over the floor .
laughter . . carroll, a~ you kidding me7 do i sound like i'm
kidding? more laughter ... yes .
why don 't you just come over
here and punch my headlight s
out. you must be stoned . i'm
not , i'm straight. as an arrow .
Now is nearly here ; my skin 's
peeling i'm so anxiously waiting .
I listened to KAOS's marathon .
Support the media . Money , the
dj says, is a fact of life . They 're
corn•ct , but I tum them off.
We 're ~wing our o wn panniers
out of ca nva s. That 'll save us
money . I find myself behind in
pallence as a car passes by with
the small green Everg~n sticker
on their glass , c' mon , JUSt pick
me up . Christ. And the endless
peeker poles they call lumber
piled in the dock yards . C hrist , I
feel like telling any o ld schmuck
who advises me on my luck (our
parents have given us so much ).
.. well. you killed all the damned
lnd1ans and Bears ; d1dn 't leave
me a bear to spit on ." There's asphalt roads aplenty and I'm gom~ on a bicycle trip . It 's spring
and patience is difficult to cultivate .
Actually , other than blathermg . all I want to say is Hey , be
ca reful when you ' re bicycling
down n1ghtdark roads. stay to
the nght. weM a light , and whistle I' ve had a few real close
ca lls You 'll never see the other
rerson till you 're about to sma ck
foreheads . Really , it cou ld be
gnarly
I amt m the Army . aint marned , and don 't own a car Thre-e
o utfight advantages , for me .
wh1ch amt much , but u·s a start.

you can start anytime . And if
you ' re biking down the middle
of mud bay , let em slow down ,
honk , and go around . cars are a
hazard , but ifs more dangerous
if you lrt em so.re you .
Sincerely.
Chris Carroll
Member of the AAA
(Association for the
Abolition of Auto mobiles )

So You
Want To Be
An Artist
To the Editor :
this is an open invitation to the
me group show .
the exhibit will take place m:\y
20 through june 10 in the library
gallery . deadline for all work i~
may 1.
th1s will ~ a group show organized around a (loo~) theme .
work will ~ selected that is
somehow integral with the experience of inhabiting a human
body . of course it ca n be well ar·
gued that ALL work is so related ,
.md i would tend to agree . BUT,
everythmg being relative - - we
are looking for work wh1ch
most directly co mmunicates this
experience. for instance, work
which would be further away
from this theme would be work
based on , say, the following
through with permutative ideas
left unexplort>d by PicassoBaldes·
sariOkeef Neve I son Lew itt Chica goDwight isenhowerETC .; or
work which IS landS(.ape painting
in that it tries to represent the
landscape as a thing completely
separate from the artist (objective
reality) , etc. the theme does no t
necessitate that you talk in the
f1rst person o r paint self-portraits, if indeed you recognize the
rxperience of inhabiting YOU in
the context iind being of another
person pla cr thing verb etc.; and

you ca n speak ELOQUENTLY
about this recognition (solidarity)
then your work is copacetic o.k .
in tune with the theme of what
we're trying to put on .
if you think your existing work
fits into this framework , or if
you think that you might like to
do a piece (pieces) that would
talk about this thing, then - send slides to your work to EXHIBITS COOR DINATOR, UB .
311 4, THE EVERGREEN STATE
COLLEGE , OLYMPIA , WA .
98.505 - - o r make an appoint ment with tom keogh by ca lling
866-6056 so that i may re-ceivt•
your work until the jurying.
if you have any questions rl'garding the theme or purpose of
th1s show, do not hesitate to call
or drop by my office at LIB.
3229.
tom keogh

patience and expertise, just like
mountain-climbing, and just
doesn ' t happen with anything
less. But try to get five or six
Evergreen artistic / political egos
to work together on a si nglt> project for more than a week .
whew ! Good Luckl Hell , trying
to get them to meet just once, at
o ne place and a specified time is
a major production . Doin ' your
own thing and doin ' video just
haven 't mixed yt>t , if they ever
might .
Cheers,
Chas Davies
Electronic Media Producer
Library Media Services

Bahai Business
To the Editor :

Captain Video
To the Editor :
Golly gee guys and gals, do I
still have bad breath? Seems to
me the topic "why video is a
mess" IS dragged out quarterly ,
k1cked around a bit and dropped
again with a collec tive yawn .
And yt>l, I've never be-en asked a
smgle question by your crack in·
vestigative team studying Evergreen 's ongoing video crisis. Sure
hope it doesn 't take a Don Bolestype incident to get the complete
story in print.
I've been around this concrete
crisis clinic for close to seven
years now . teaching video (amongst ot her things) by every
format known to varying degrees
of failurr plus making available
the co lor studi o and audio studio
and to-coo rdinating Media Loan
most lately. I could have and still
can provide an historical perspective and a great deal of straight
info on the subject for those in·
terested . A quick~ estimation of
why video is a hassle? It is a
team effort , rrqu1ring dedication .

In the garden of Ridvan (pronounced : riz-wan) Baghdad 1863,
Baha ' u ' llah proclaimed to the
world a new revelation from
God only nineteen years after the
Bab, forerunner to Baha'u' llah ,
unfurled the banner of the new
age of man .
This is the age of fulfillment
. soon will the present day
order be rolled up, and a new
o ne spread out in its stead ... "
R1dvan IS celebrated as a holy
day by Baha' i's the world over
on April 21st in recognition of
the Ancient Covenant of God to
never leave man without counsel.
This is also the day Baha'i's
throughout the world elect com·
munity representatives to serve
on Local Spiritual Assemblies.
precursors to future Houses of
Justice which will be seeing not
only to the spiritual needs but all
affairs of the local community in
this new World Order.
On April 21 , 1978 the supreme
body of the Baha' i's, the Universal House of Justice , locatrd in
Haifa . Israel. will be elected by
reprt>Sentatives from every coun·
try , island , and dependency in
the world where Baha'i's reside .
Baha'i ele-ctions are diffef!'nt

The Walking
Magazine
Madness
To the Editor :
You walk around the school
and everywhere you go you see
all thesE' advertisements tacked to
the walls enticing you to sign up
for magazine subscriptions at
"specia l student rates ." If you ask
me, don 't fall for it.
Here's why . Last year I saw
one of those adverti~ments and
sent in the little subscription card
fo r Oui and Playboy and Na tionaJ Lampoon . The magazines
djdn' t come for three months,
and by that time I was doing
rea lly badly in my coordinated
s tudie s program (my seminar
voted unanimously to kick me
out), so a bunch of magazines
was the last thing on my mind .
Things got even worse and I
ended up working as a busboy at
Smitty's Pancake House in Tumwater. And the worst thing was
that I'd signed a three -year lease
with Campus Housing for a
modular unit and my roommates
moved out on me (taking all the
dishes) . I was broke and bills
were pjling up like mad , when
out of' the blue all these maga·
zmes started showmg up in my
mailbox , including stuff I never
signed up for . like Business Week
and Crowdaddy and Golf Bulletin . I'd completely forgot about
it , and the bill they sent me was

Wounded
To the Editor :
As the Health Serv1ces Nurse
during the past quarter . I have a
plea : consider insurance! Almost
daily I see students making
tough financial decisions (such as
h1tting up their friends and
relatives). Onto of the particularly
sad situations is the student who
planned to get insurance . It
seems that insurance is not
offered routinely as part of
registration , but you can get it
by s1gning up in the registrar's
office before tht> sixth day of
classes. It is not an automatic
part of enrollment.
On the avrragr of course,
insurance costs more than the
service you will require -- on the
average . That's how insu ran ce
works : the money is pooled and
the total amount in premiums is
more than the total amount
needed for care. Since students
are a healthy bunch of people,
i:1surance for students is cheap
($17 basic coverage). Chances
are good that you aren 't planning a kidney transplant this
quarter.
The sad part for me IS that I
seE' a select group -· the walktng
wounded . While I can help make
a deosion as to whetht>r your
ankle. chest or wrist needs an
X-ray, the cost of X-rays range
from about $23 to $35 . If you
have a serious medical problem
or require care in the evening or

The Overhulse Property:
A Brief Overview
FORUM is a column of com mentdry on issues of possible interest to the Evergreen communit y . The column is open to any
individual or group on campus.
The opinions expressed in FORUM are solely the author's, and
do not necessa rily reflect the
opinions of the college o r the
staff of the COOPER POINT
JOURNAL
Address all correspondence to
FORUM , COOPER POINT
JOURNAL. CAB 306 .

To the Editor :

by Krag Unso..ld

Cha rle s McCann 's suggested
guidelines for regulating demonstrations at Evergreen are a g ross
over-reaction to the actual incidt'11t that occurred on Frbruary 3.
The demonstration was carried
out in a way that did not violate
the audience's right to see and
listen ' to the Air Force Band .
While we expressed our opinion
to the audience , we also respected
their choicl' to li sten to the con·
cert. (The Social Contract ens un~s the rights of individuals
and groups to express their ideas ,
judgements, and opinions. )
The suggestt>d guidelines for
rt>gulating demonstrations are an
unnecessary effort to shelter
people from co nfl icting opinions.
Colleges, especially alternative
ones such as Everg reen , ought to
foster the fret> expression of con·
flicting ideas and cri ticism, rather
than regulating that ·expression .
We are sorry to set' the President
McCann responding so narrowly
Sincerely,
Alan Mador
Krag Unsoeld

Tht" Overhulse Road area ,
within easy walking distance ol
Evergreen, is cu rrently a tranquil
rura l setting. Rolling hills of improved pasture-land 1 with rem ·
nants o f pa'st orchards andlndi·
cators of foregone agricultural
act1vity , are interlaced with heavily wooded areas . These con~ist
of predominantly third·growth
Douglas Fir and Great Western
Cedar, but also include deciduou 5
stands with the normal north western understory of dense
shrubbery and vines . In early
summer, this vegetation yields a
veritable goldmine of salmon-,
huckle- , thimble-. and blackbernes .

about threefourths of the Washington state legislature is somehow involved in real property speculation.
When the location
for Evergreen was revealed, land specula·
tors came flocking.

Premeditated
Murder
To the Editor :

I hate people who meditate. I
want to kick anyone I see medi tating . Once I was taking a bus
to Tacoma and this girl with a
baby sat next to me . Wht>n she
started to meditate I actually
puked . I got off the bus becau~
I was embarrassed . Now I am no
longer submissive I will kill
anyone who meditates on Red
Square I'm always there or I ca n
see them from my wmdow 10
the Journal office and can ktll
them from here because my ID
ca rd ts valtdated and I got a rifle
from Mt"dia loan .

The land is a haven for all
types of creatures . Deer are often
seen in the area . Even bears have
been reported . Last summer a
mother and three cubs were spotted several times . Not only tht>
more " natural fauna "c;.ee k refuge
here . The area has also been the
locus of gathering for man y dispossessed people as well - people
restless with the mode of exist ence that is meted out to thoSE'
caught up and bound by lif'= in
our society. Many have sought a
simp ler life-style here , one allow mg them to regain contact with

Name withheld

INVESTMEN~
BUYING ,

A special wortl.ahop to dl&eusa ca-

reer and lile style planning

To register cont~et
Career Planning and Placement In
llbrory 1214, ~1113

Regulating
Demonstrations

Forum

EVERGREEN COINS
AND

CAREER
SEARCH
WORKSHOP
Dele · Wednesday , April 27
ThT'IIL 10- 2
Pface : library 1213

on the weekend, often the o nly
realistic choice is to use the St .
Peter f'mer~ency room (unless
you bought G roup Health coverage) . There is a $)5 charge for
the use of the eme rgency room
and a $15 minimum fee to see a
doctor . If you requ ire tests or
slings or casts or mt>dicine , the
whole shebang can be expensive.
Any time your body is telling
you to get help is a poor time to
have to have a chat with your
wallet .
In Peace and Health ,
Ca llie Wilson , R.N.

• Open every day •
lf)- 7 Sunday
9-9

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SILVER & GOLD COINS
DOLLARS
RARE COINS
COMPLETE
.....
COLLECTIONS
1619 W . Harriton 352 - 11848
(•cross from Bob's Big Bu~rs)

the land , to r~tabl ish wholesome interpersonal relatiOns by
working and living together .
while extracting at least a portion
of their livelihood from the1r
o wn labor.
Farming on a larger scale was
tned to an extent last summer
There is a definite potential for
supplying some of local produce
ne-eds . In a recent Department of
Agriculture Soil Conservation
Survey stud y, most of the area
earned the classification of "pnme
and unique" agricultural land
Especially now , in . a year of
drought -influenced food shortage
and increasing prices agncultural
potential capable of meet1ng a
portion of local demand c;hould
be at a premium .
Yet what " should be · and
what in fact "is " are often worlds
apart. Our system does not factl ltate dec1sions on rationall y per ceived needs . but rather on mdt VIdual pecuniary interest. And
there 1s no doubt about it . agnculture IS not where one turns 1n
quest of the greatest pro fit The
Overhulse Road propert y I" a
claSSIC example of thrs max 1m
MYERS ' THE DREAM OF
EMP1RE
Locatio ns of substantial dtovel opment and expans1on have Jon~
been the focus of land specui<Jtt o n . This mcenllve has been
basic to the development ot our
country . Many of the great for tunes resulted from this sort of
sometimes illiCit act1vaty . Untd
near the turn of the century , before the expansion of an mdustrial labor market . v1rtually
evt.•ryo ne dept>nded on the land
lor a l1ving . Thost> wh o couid
acqu1re possess1on of large portum'> were m a position to reahze
substant1al profits by resale fll
the land to those m need of 11
Gett1ng nch off of another's net'd
has Jon~ been the pract1ce 10 an
economiC sys tem such as ours
Land specula ti on is sttll an oftt>n embarked·upon venture . A pol1t1·
cal reporter for the PI estimates
that about thrtoe-fourths of the
Washington State Legislature 1'>
so mehow involved tn re.:~l property speculation. When the location for Evergreen was rt>\'t>aled
land speqtlators camt> tlod.m~
Around 1968 or 69 there dfnved on the scene one M~th<Je!
M yers of Orlando. Flonda He
had a dream of an t>mp1re It wa"

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Brock Sutherland

MANAGING EDlTOR
Brad Pokorny
FEATURES EDITOR
Ka.r rie Jacobs
BUSINESS MANAGER
David Judd

PRODUCT10N MANAGrR
Charles Burns
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from those we are generally accustomed to . Nominations and
electioneering are not permitted .
Elections are conducted in an atmosphere of prayer and quiet.
The nine individuals who receive
a plurality of votes cast are electted .
Local and National Spiritual
Assemblies as well as the UniversaJ Hou~ of Justice arrivf at de-cisions by a process of prayerful
consultation, and their decisions
are binding on the members of
the communities.
For more information , the
Baha'i Centrr is located in Lib .
3218. or you can call 352· 3436 .
John Michalovskis

Ding Dong
School
To the Editor :
Wouldn 't it be ironic if the
only thing people remember
about the 19n Womens' Art
Exhibit is ... The Big Dong7

outrageous. By this time I had
dropped out of school, so I wrote
the company and told them I
was in over my head, and y~
k no w what they did7 They sent
me a new bill becauw I was no
lona:er a student and therefore.
had no right to the. speci~ student rates!
I tell you , I was going out of
my mind . I got fired !rom my
job for stealing hotcakes and I
had to release my cats because I
couldn' t feed them . I tried to get
a scholarship at OTCC but I
couldn't even find the place. And
all these magazines kept on co m ing, along with threatening let ters badgering me to pay up . I
ca lled the Crisis Clime a nd boy ,
that was no help . They wanted
me to seek counseling!
I now live in an abandoned
house sort of near Foodtown
with some mellow people who
are into my thing . I am reappl ying to the school under a differ ent name and I am confident PVerything will turn out okay But
when I walk around and see those
magazi ne offe rs, I just sort of
have to laugh .
I ho~ my warning will help
o thers in similar situa ti ons. I
must ask that my name be w ith held for obvious reasons . Sign me

John Doe
(not my rea l name )

- The Off With Their
Heads Foundation

In The

Beginning Was
The Word
Processing
Center
To the Editor
As so me-one who has . like you ,
had wo rk held up by the Word
Processtng Center, I sympathize
w1th your frustratiOn Unfortu ·
natelv , your handwntten comments betray a crucial fallacy .
The W o rd Process ing Cen ter
cannot
s tra1ghten It self out
11 cannot straighten it-.elf ou t at all If the place IS un Jerc, taftt>d . blammg the prest'nt
.. 1.111 won I get any of our words
rrot.E'c,sed The respo ns1b1hty lies
1' 1th those who make pohcy de' ••o~unc, The1r words get proc -

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Stnct>rely
Sus u• St r ao;ser

We Can
Hear Your
Wheel Turning
\Valmg from a dream m which
m a ramforest that someh,•w dt>veloped into some botani ' .d .,:.trdt>n With TESC glass doors,
'' md,n,., dnd ceilings, I felt glad
"' b,· ).!'''"~ on a b1ke tnp Just a
k,, nh•n· n• nvtrsat•ons
I! ,,,, w..ts. Wt'lrk 7 ( pau~) stan W.Jc,

dard . hm-m . i played irish music
a little bit. i think i know where
we 'll go . where? holiday valley!
where's that? laughter ... sounds
like work's fun . just off 101 .
playing music all night. uh , yea ,
work's not bad . it 's easy. think
you 'll stay till august? oh, i dun no . depends on what el~ comes
up . that's a typical answer . that's
a typical answer? yes . what 's an
untypical answer? yes or no .
well , would i be honest if i tell
you . . you could honestly stop
clipping your nails over the floor .
laughter . . carroll, a~ you kidding me7 do i sound like i'm
kidding? more laughter ... yes .
why don 't you just come over
here and punch my headlight s
out. you must be stoned . i'm
not , i'm straight. as an arrow .
Now is nearly here ; my skin 's
peeling i'm so anxiously waiting .
I listened to KAOS's marathon .
Support the media . Money , the
dj says, is a fact of life . They 're
corn•ct , but I tum them off.
We 're ~wing our o wn panniers
out of ca nva s. That 'll save us
money . I find myself behind in
pallence as a car passes by with
the small green Everg~n sticker
on their glass , c' mon , JUSt pick
me up . Christ. And the endless
peeker poles they call lumber
piled in the dock yards . C hrist , I
feel like telling any o ld schmuck
who advises me on my luck (our
parents have given us so much ).
.. well. you killed all the damned
lnd1ans and Bears ; d1dn 't leave
me a bear to spit on ." There's asphalt roads aplenty and I'm gom~ on a bicycle trip . It 's spring
and patience is difficult to cultivate .
Actually , other than blathermg . all I want to say is Hey , be
ca reful when you ' re bicycling
down n1ghtdark roads. stay to
the nght. weM a light , and whistle I' ve had a few real close
ca lls You 'll never see the other
rerson till you 're about to sma ck
foreheads . Really , it cou ld be
gnarly
I amt m the Army . aint marned , and don 't own a car Thre-e
o utfight advantages , for me .
wh1ch amt much , but u·s a start.

you can start anytime . And if
you ' re biking down the middle
of mud bay , let em slow down ,
honk , and go around . cars are a
hazard , but ifs more dangerous
if you lrt em so.re you .
Sincerely.
Chris Carroll
Member of the AAA
(Association for the
Abolition of Auto mobiles )

So You
Want To Be
An Artist
To the Editor :
this is an open invitation to the
me group show .
the exhibit will take place m:\y
20 through june 10 in the library
gallery . deadline for all work i~
may 1.
th1s will ~ a group show organized around a (loo~) theme .
work will ~ selected that is
somehow integral with the experience of inhabiting a human
body . of course it ca n be well ar·
gued that ALL work is so related ,
.md i would tend to agree . BUT,
everythmg being relative - - we
are looking for work wh1ch
most directly co mmunicates this
experience. for instance, work
which would be further away
from this theme would be work
based on , say, the following
through with permutative ideas
left unexplort>d by PicassoBaldes·
sariOkeef Neve I son Lew itt Chica goDwight isenhowerETC .; or
work which IS landS(.ape painting
in that it tries to represent the
landscape as a thing completely
separate from the artist (objective
reality) , etc. the theme does no t
necessitate that you talk in the
f1rst person o r paint self-portraits, if indeed you recognize the
rxperience of inhabiting YOU in
the context iind being of another
person pla cr thing verb etc.; and

you ca n speak ELOQUENTLY
about this recognition (solidarity)
then your work is copacetic o.k .
in tune with the theme of what
we're trying to put on .
if you think your existing work
fits into this framework , or if
you think that you might like to
do a piece (pieces) that would
talk about this thing, then - send slides to your work to EXHIBITS COOR DINATOR, UB .
311 4, THE EVERGREEN STATE
COLLEGE , OLYMPIA , WA .
98.505 - - o r make an appoint ment with tom keogh by ca lling
866-6056 so that i may re-ceivt•
your work until the jurying.
if you have any questions rl'garding the theme or purpose of
th1s show, do not hesitate to call
or drop by my office at LIB.
3229.
tom keogh

patience and expertise, just like
mountain-climbing, and just
doesn ' t happen with anything
less. But try to get five or six
Evergreen artistic / political egos
to work together on a si nglt> project for more than a week .
whew ! Good Luckl Hell , trying
to get them to meet just once, at
o ne place and a specified time is
a major production . Doin ' your
own thing and doin ' video just
haven 't mixed yt>t , if they ever
might .
Cheers,
Chas Davies
Electronic Media Producer
Library Media Services

Bahai Business
To the Editor :

Captain Video
To the Editor :
Golly gee guys and gals, do I
still have bad breath? Seems to
me the topic "why video is a
mess" IS dragged out quarterly ,
k1cked around a bit and dropped
again with a collec tive yawn .
And yt>l, I've never be-en asked a
smgle question by your crack in·
vestigative team studying Evergreen 's ongoing video crisis. Sure
hope it doesn 't take a Don Bolestype incident to get the complete
story in print.
I've been around this concrete
crisis clinic for close to seven
years now . teaching video (amongst ot her things) by every
format known to varying degrees
of failurr plus making available
the co lor studi o and audio studio
and to-coo rdinating Media Loan
most lately. I could have and still
can provide an historical perspective and a great deal of straight
info on the subject for those in·
terested . A quick~ estimation of
why video is a hassle? It is a
team effort , rrqu1ring dedication .

In the garden of Ridvan (pronounced : riz-wan) Baghdad 1863,
Baha ' u ' llah proclaimed to the
world a new revelation from
God only nineteen years after the
Bab, forerunner to Baha'u' llah ,
unfurled the banner of the new
age of man .
This is the age of fulfillment
. soon will the present day
order be rolled up, and a new
o ne spread out in its stead ... "
R1dvan IS celebrated as a holy
day by Baha' i's the world over
on April 21st in recognition of
the Ancient Covenant of God to
never leave man without counsel.
This is also the day Baha'i's
throughout the world elect com·
munity representatives to serve
on Local Spiritual Assemblies.
precursors to future Houses of
Justice which will be seeing not
only to the spiritual needs but all
affairs of the local community in
this new World Order.
On April 21 , 1978 the supreme
body of the Baha' i's, the Universal House of Justice , locatrd in
Haifa . Israel. will be elected by
reprt>Sentatives from every coun·
try , island , and dependency in
the world where Baha'i's reside .
Baha'i ele-ctions are diffef!'nt

The Walking
Magazine
Madness
To the Editor :
You walk around the school
and everywhere you go you see
all thesE' advertisements tacked to
the walls enticing you to sign up
for magazine subscriptions at
"specia l student rates ." If you ask
me, don 't fall for it.
Here's why . Last year I saw
one of those adverti~ments and
sent in the little subscription card
fo r Oui and Playboy and Na tionaJ Lampoon . The magazines
djdn' t come for three months,
and by that time I was doing
rea lly badly in my coordinated
s tudie s program (my seminar
voted unanimously to kick me
out), so a bunch of magazines
was the last thing on my mind .
Things got even worse and I
ended up working as a busboy at
Smitty's Pancake House in Tumwater. And the worst thing was
that I'd signed a three -year lease
with Campus Housing for a
modular unit and my roommates
moved out on me (taking all the
dishes) . I was broke and bills
were pjling up like mad , when
out of' the blue all these maga·
zmes started showmg up in my
mailbox , including stuff I never
signed up for . like Business Week
and Crowdaddy and Golf Bulletin . I'd completely forgot about
it , and the bill they sent me was

Wounded
To the Editor :
As the Health Serv1ces Nurse
during the past quarter . I have a
plea : consider insurance! Almost
daily I see students making
tough financial decisions (such as
h1tting up their friends and
relatives). Onto of the particularly
sad situations is the student who
planned to get insurance . It
seems that insurance is not
offered routinely as part of
registration , but you can get it
by s1gning up in the registrar's
office before tht> sixth day of
classes. It is not an automatic
part of enrollment.
On the avrragr of course,
insurance costs more than the
service you will require -- on the
average . That's how insu ran ce
works : the money is pooled and
the total amount in premiums is
more than the total amount
needed for care. Since students
are a healthy bunch of people,
i:1surance for students is cheap
($17 basic coverage). Chances
are good that you aren 't planning a kidney transplant this
quarter.
The sad part for me IS that I
seE' a select group -· the walktng
wounded . While I can help make
a deosion as to whetht>r your
ankle. chest or wrist needs an
X-ray, the cost of X-rays range
from about $23 to $35 . If you
have a serious medical problem
or require care in the evening or

The Overhulse Property:
A Brief Overview
FORUM is a column of com mentdry on issues of possible interest to the Evergreen communit y . The column is open to any
individual or group on campus.
The opinions expressed in FORUM are solely the author's, and
do not necessa rily reflect the
opinions of the college o r the
staff of the COOPER POINT
JOURNAL
Address all correspondence to
FORUM , COOPER POINT
JOURNAL. CAB 306 .

To the Editor :

by Krag Unso..ld

Cha rle s McCann 's suggested
guidelines for regulating demonstrations at Evergreen are a g ross
over-reaction to the actual incidt'11t that occurred on Frbruary 3.
The demonstration was carried
out in a way that did not violate
the audience's right to see and
listen ' to the Air Force Band .
While we expressed our opinion
to the audience , we also respected
their choicl' to li sten to the con·
cert. (The Social Contract ens un~s the rights of individuals
and groups to express their ideas ,
judgements, and opinions. )
The suggestt>d guidelines for
rt>gulating demonstrations are an
unnecessary effort to shelter
people from co nfl icting opinions.
Colleges, especially alternative
ones such as Everg reen , ought to
foster the fret> expression of con·
flicting ideas and cri ticism, rather
than regulating that ·expression .
We are sorry to set' the President
McCann responding so narrowly
Sincerely,
Alan Mador
Krag Unsoeld

Tht" Overhulse Road area ,
within easy walking distance ol
Evergreen, is cu rrently a tranquil
rura l setting. Rolling hills of improved pasture-land 1 with rem ·
nants o f pa'st orchards andlndi·
cators of foregone agricultural
act1vity , are interlaced with heavily wooded areas . These con~ist
of predominantly third·growth
Douglas Fir and Great Western
Cedar, but also include deciduou 5
stands with the normal north western understory of dense
shrubbery and vines . In early
summer, this vegetation yields a
veritable goldmine of salmon-,
huckle- , thimble-. and blackbernes .

about threefourths of the Washington state legislature is somehow involved in real property speculation.
When the location
for Evergreen was revealed, land specula·
tors came flocking.

Premeditated
Murder
To the Editor :

I hate people who meditate. I
want to kick anyone I see medi tating . Once I was taking a bus
to Tacoma and this girl with a
baby sat next to me . Wht>n she
started to meditate I actually
puked . I got off the bus becau~
I was embarrassed . Now I am no
longer submissive I will kill
anyone who meditates on Red
Square I'm always there or I ca n
see them from my wmdow 10
the Journal office and can ktll
them from here because my ID
ca rd ts valtdated and I got a rifle
from Mt"dia loan .

The land is a haven for all
types of creatures . Deer are often
seen in the area . Even bears have
been reported . Last summer a
mother and three cubs were spotted several times . Not only tht>
more " natural fauna "c;.ee k refuge
here . The area has also been the
locus of gathering for man y dispossessed people as well - people
restless with the mode of exist ence that is meted out to thoSE'
caught up and bound by lif'= in
our society. Many have sought a
simp ler life-style here , one allow mg them to regain contact with

Name withheld

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Regulating
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EVERGREEN COINS
AND

CAREER
SEARCH
WORKSHOP
Dele · Wednesday , April 27
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on the weekend, often the o nly
realistic choice is to use the St .
Peter f'mer~ency room (unless
you bought G roup Health coverage) . There is a $)5 charge for
the use of the eme rgency room
and a $15 minimum fee to see a
doctor . If you requ ire tests or
slings or casts or mt>dicine , the
whole shebang can be expensive.
Any time your body is telling
you to get help is a poor time to
have to have a chat with your
wallet .
In Peace and Health ,
Ca llie Wilson , R.N.

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the land , to r~tabl ish wholesome interpersonal relatiOns by
working and living together .
while extracting at least a portion
of their livelihood from the1r
o wn labor.
Farming on a larger scale was
tned to an extent last summer
There is a definite potential for
supplying some of local produce
ne-eds . In a recent Department of
Agriculture Soil Conservation
Survey stud y, most of the area
earned the classification of "pnme
and unique" agricultural land
Especially now , in . a year of
drought -influenced food shortage
and increasing prices agncultural
potential capable of meet1ng a
portion of local demand c;hould
be at a premium .
Yet what " should be · and
what in fact "is " are often worlds
apart. Our system does not factl ltate dec1sions on rationall y per ceived needs . but rather on mdt VIdual pecuniary interest. And
there 1s no doubt about it . agnculture IS not where one turns 1n
quest of the greatest pro fit The
Overhulse Road propert y I" a
claSSIC example of thrs max 1m
MYERS ' THE DREAM OF
EMP1RE
Locatio ns of substantial dtovel opment and expans1on have Jon~
been the focus of land specui<Jtt o n . This mcenllve has been
basic to the development ot our
country . Many of the great for tunes resulted from this sort of
sometimes illiCit act1vaty . Untd
near the turn of the century , before the expansion of an mdustrial labor market . v1rtually
evt.•ryo ne dept>nded on the land
lor a l1ving . Thost> wh o couid
acqu1re possess1on of large portum'> were m a position to reahze
substant1al profits by resale fll
the land to those m need of 11
Gett1ng nch off of another's net'd
has Jon~ been the pract1ce 10 an
economiC sys tem such as ours
Land specula ti on is sttll an oftt>n embarked·upon venture . A pol1t1·
cal reporter for the PI estimates
that about thrtoe-fourths of the
Washington State Legislature 1'>
so mehow involved tn re.:~l property speculation. When the location for Evergreen was rt>\'t>aled
land speqtlators camt> tlod.m~
Around 1968 or 69 there dfnved on the scene one M~th<Je!
M yers of Orlando. Flonda He
had a dream of an t>mp1re It wa"

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m<.ll stmguJs hable t rnm that \·v htch
has mo ll vatt>d any Rncketellt• r or
~! o rgan Ltke p re \' U'u" drea me rs
l'l h 1s tl k <;\1Clt'lv lent more than
t.H tl enn,ura~£'nw n t I l l ht-. ambt ~
Ill'"" bv en .. unn~ th.lt ht> could
t>lt<. tl arnplt• m<,net.tr\' C\lmpen..,a lt llf1

Tht• 1\ l vt•r.., ( l,mp <~ nv "t'ttled m

Bdlt•\' Ut' trl'nl whNt• tl laun c hed
, 111 .ntt·mp! l\ l ('<.,!ahh ... h va~t hold Ill ~ .., v-:Jthtn W,l <, h111g tnn
Mye r..,
,1llu•d h1mwl t \'\tth C..1rv \'\'arner
P I \\.:um•r l lnhmtlt.'d lnr
and
l.u. k C. tl l 11! l lrmt..,ph t•n• Re<oearch
,t nd ~l.l n.J>-:t' mrnt (L'rr
.lnd
pro<. t't'Llt·d wtth th('tr .:J "<rtstant('
' '' tmplt•nwnt ht ... pl..1n The On•rhu l... t· .lrt'.l wa ... l"o v n t' m{'an ... the
lull £''\IE'nt <'I tht•1r J ctiv1tv M}'er.'.
1.., l"ot ).:· ttmt• .mJ he k.nt'W " 11 He
mtnet•d n11 words tn Jcda1mmg
ht.., wt' rth C..omme nttng on ht s
t n •dt>nttdl, dunng the course o f
11 n(' cou rt tnal he wa ... involved
Ill ht• .,,u d , The name M yers is
Ill n•.1 l e..,tatt> what the nam e
Rothc.ch tl d tS to ba nkm g." lie
pl.lyl'd for htgh Sld!...es Bes ides
Ove rh ul..,l' M yN s .1nd his a ssonat t•s v-.1t·rt• m vo lved 1n Kit sap
County arou nd th t· T nde nl submanne ba c.e , near maJo r trecway
tn terc hange:, o;uch ac, m Auburn ,
and mos t rect>nt ly rumo r has 11
that a M tcha el Mye r., 1s nvw
tnVtllvt>d m lsc,a q uah
The pl a n w hac h M ye rs la unc hed
wa ... wh,H ha s be~..omf> l... nown ao:;
<;y ndi Cdlltln tn the real E><.t at e
~.1nw A o, yndiCato r w dl bn ng togt•ther }:fl'UP" o f peo ple ll1 r t he
purpow ot tnvt><; l tnv, m real esta te The<,t• }:WUp<, w all put down
.. um.., n l mllney wt t h expec t<Hto ns
o t rt'C t' IVtn~ a tertatn a mou nt o t
rt>turn m .1 ~tv t• n pe n od ol t1mc
Ahhnu~h t ht• tnve.,t oro:; a re the
lq:.l l mvnl' r" <'i pro pert y purt hJ..,t•J thl' !>y nd1 ca t<'r ofte n ha s
re~l l (ont ro l
The ~wu p .., wh 1ch Myt•r<; pu lled
tt>t-:t•thcr were lamateJ pd rtn er... htp., m(l<,tly loc.:tted m ~eve ral
mtd -we<;tern stat e.. Smce Wa rne r
..., dO ord.:ttned Lut he ra n mtmster.
<;o me t l l the li m it ed partnershi ps
h.1d r{'/ lgiOU<, a ll tl aat ton The
mt• mbe r~ htp s oi the o t her., we re
<,niiCtteJ fnlm prnt e..,.,1onal n rcl es
re(l pl e wtth c~ mpl e fun,ds bu t
wtth,,ut thl' 1-.. nmv lt•dgt.• uf tn ve... t
t n ~ t hense lvt.>.;,
Myers w o uld tntt 1ally persuade
so me ong anal pro perty o wners to
se ll o ut by ent1 cmg them with
htgher-than -no rmal prices . My ers. Warner , or an affiliate would
make the purchase . The land
would be resold alm os t Immed iat ely to an o ther gro up with close
ltes to Myers and / or Warner fo r
a specta cularl y tn creased price .
O nce thi s had been done sevt.>ral
t tme-s , Myers wo uld be able to
show clea r evidence of high pro fit s and a booming market w1th
whtc h to co nvtnce the limtted
partnerships to take part in the
acti o n . Newspapers at the time
sa 1d t hat there wa s suspicio n tha t
some o f these transaction s were
bemg do ne o nly o n paper, in an
attempt to mtslead po tential In vestors . Ea ch limited partnership
purchasmg land would E-nter int o
an exclu sive managerial agreement w1th Myers so that he a c-

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quired management pro pri eto rship for all land bemg purchased
wt th no finan cial liability, si nce
legal title wa s in the hands of the
limited partners.
Since th e lim ite-d part ners were
far rem o ved , they had to a ccept
Mye rs' wo rd fo r w ha t co nstitut ed
a good investmen t. The y oft en
never sa w the property (except
tn glossy broc hures) and had no
adea that the pri ces M yers w o uld
name were a rtificiall y infla ted ,
o n th e bas as of the o n gma l qu es·
tto na b ly legal tran sa cti o ns. Ea ch
tame M yers sold a piece of pro pert y he wou ld often receive , as
an agent , a com missto n fro m the
<>e llfn for having found a buyer.
He wo uld al so recetve a co mma sstnn of 11 percrnt fr om the bu ye r
for ha vmg loca ted a n m vestment
o ppo rtuntt y. and al so a m.ma gerial f€'t> fr o m the new o wner . N o
ma tt er wh eth er t he m ves tment s
were sou nd for th ose foo ting the
ball o r no t, Mye rs stood to gam
1n an y ca se
T h1 s pr oct'ss ra ised havoc with
the land valu es tn the area Si nce
the land appeared to be se lling
lor ever-higher pri ces, the Coun ty Assesso r wa s o bltgated to in·
creast! the land values . Pri ces in·
creased a s much a s 100 percent
within a year. The inflate-d market values had the land selling
for as muc h a s $35,(X)() t acre , and
a veraging $10,000 / acre . Thi s st!nl
a sse ss ed values so aring from
a round $l ,(X)() / acre m 1973, to
as mu ch a s $5-6.000 / acre in 1974
Thi s dramatt c apprec tat10n caused
co nco mitant ta x h1kes fo r the enttre area Man y local o wners
w.ere unable to mt:>et the-se increa sed pa yme nt s and ended up
se ll ing ou t, a t least tn part. Myers
wao:; a,lw a ys a willmg buyer. The
Myers Co mpan y wa s well o n its
way towa rds acqul stti o n o f a domam o f va st holdings.
EVERGREEN VILLAGE, P .U.O.
O n tht s do main , which was
ev entually to include 440 a cres 1n
all , Myers had visions of the
t.>recti o n o f a small village , com plete in and o f Itself. The plan s

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were drawn up by the Envtro nmental Design C ro up, a Fl o nda
planning corpo rati o n , whi ch co n·
d ucted an exhau stive stud y during
an "intensive thret>-day trip to
Ol ymp ia ." Thi s stud y earn ed the
ni c kname " thr ee -da y w o nd e r '
wi th state workers wh o la ter In ves tig ated Myer s . It pr ov td e d
th em with en o ugh kn o wledge to
co ncl ude that . "becau se o f its
strategic locati o n," the Myers st te
presents "a positi vt' po tential fo r
a pla nne-d unit devel o pm ent ln cl udm~ clustered housing mu lti. famil y ho using , village commer eta l centers, and o tfi ce use.'· •n duding a motel conventi o n center
adja cent to Hwy . 101 . Tht' ho usin~ wa s to reflect "a growtng dem a nd fo r new h o usi n g un i ts
wh iCh will refle ct the new Am eri 'Ca n ltfe-sty le," replete w ith ··complet e arTienat y pa ckage " Tak.tn g
tnto accoun t 'a ll o f the market
o ppo rtuni ties and vulnerabiltt1es
o n w htch the devel o pment sho uld
ca pitali ze·· (and o f course the enVIro nmen tal co ncerns, too. stnce

Next week has been endo rsed
by the cities of La cey , Tumwater,
and Olympia as Rape Awareness
WHk . Prog ram s on campus and
a da y-lo ng conference in to wn
a re designed to bring the pro blem
of rape to the attenti o n of the
Citiz e n s o f Thur s to n Co unty
Spo nso red by Thurston County
IUpe Relief and Reduction , prese nta t to ns o n Wa shingt o n State
rape laws. legal and medical procedures m vo lved in rape ca ses,
'O('x ua l assault of children , self·
defense, and m yths and fa cts
abo ut rape are scheduled .
Sunday, April 24 5 :30 p . m .,
Rape and Religion; A Historical
Perspective, by Patrieta Hamilt o n

- KAOS-FM .
Monday , April 25 11 a .m.,
Speak-Out &r. Reader's ThutreLH Five . 8 p.m ., Child Abu .. &

Suuol Assault of Children, by

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Olympq

Vol. eee,No.eee

Bo n me Van Loo - KAOS-FM .
Tuesday , April 26 1· 4 p .m .,
Self-Defense
Workshops - Li·
brary lobby . 7 p.m ., Verbal
Assertiveness and Self· Defense,
Rape Prevention Fo rum - KAOS-

FM .
Wednesday , April 27 4 p .m .,
Rape laws and Pending legis-

lation . by Jan Shinpoch of Rap<>
Relief - KAOS-FM .
Thursday, Apnl 28 5 p .m.,
Violence

Against

Women -

KAOS -FM .
Friday, April 29 , 6 p .m ., Men

and Rap<> by T o m Ca mpbell of
the Men Against Rape G ro up

KAOS-FM .
Saturday , April 30 All · d;~~y
Conference on Rape Awareness
beginning at 9 a .m . at the Ftrst
United M; thodiSI Church. 122 4
East Legi o n Way , Ol y mp 1a .
C hildcare will be free

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GIANT METEOR WIPES TUMWATER
. OFF FACE OF EARTH
:f::~~:J;~y~a;~~i~:~~~:~
terrestrial object. They were
just as rudely put to death . A

moldering black pit 1.500 feet
deep is all that remains of a
town once called Tumwater .
which was completely obliterated at 5:34 a. m. this morning
when a 2-mile thick meteor

hurled out of the sky and
landed on the town with what
neighboring survivors termed
"a sickening thud ."
Alt.rt Tumwater police orficer

Elmer Young sped from Oly·

Dixy's DogsDisappear:DepUties
Discover Diabolical Demands
Returning from an oil company award banquet late yester·
day evening. Governor Dixy

Lee Ray found that members of
her own household had become
victims of yet another senseless
political kidnapping. Missing
were Gov. Ray's three poodles.
Pierre. Frenchy, and Me rde .
A crudely -lettered ransom
note was discovered by police
taped to the estate's ornamental
the (ront lawn after a threehour search. Among the ridicul·
ous demands contained in the
note were defiant requests for
more press conferences , profane
com ments about oil tankers, and
an arrogant insistence that Gov .
Ray "champion at least one

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58 persons were arrested in
the parking lot of Mar-Kit-And·
Beat·lt Foods yesterday, accord ·
ing to Olympia police. In what
the ACLU termed a " legal
fiasco, ·· 58 shoppers were moved
into waiting black vans by
special tactical squads armed
with cattle prods and whisked
to an as yet undisclosed location
east of MOunt Rainier .
"It was to set an exampl e,"
commerited a police spokesman.
, "T hose grease pencils cost
money, and you, the consu mer.
pays for it in the long 't 'un ."

Today's Zero
Births

O.tht
A special wOffrLshop IOJ Evergreen ers about cteveloping and utiliz ing
their art portfolios. Conducted by

Oevld Gallagher
Dete : Wednesday , April 27th
Time 2 - 4 p.m
Place : CAB 110
Planning
Reglater at
Placement - Library 121• or
phone - 811&·81e3

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TTESC Student Nabbed As CulP-rit

little blaek metal jockey boy on

Rape Awareness Week

Tuesday , April 26
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they were. alt er all , a n enviro nmenta l des tgn gro up ) the EDG
co nclu ded tha t in o rder fo r the
develo pmen t to be "enm o mt call y
lea:,1b le.' the 440 acres wo uld
have to ha ve 3 ,824 untt s bud t on
11 o r a to tal of 0 . 8 a cre . 49 acre!>
o l commerci.il develo pment wa:,
t o serve the m·edc; of th1 s com muna ty a nd the ca mptt '> . Th e ad va nt.Jgt.· ol <.,tng lt.• ow m· r ~ hap ul
.,uth .1 1.-i rgl" a rea , the report ~a t d ,
W .l <, t/'-!t Wt th t ht• p la nntn ~ "un der
<;, tn~l t• contml
you Cdn h'l
ah t•dd and a u. om plt.,h the dec;1 red
g(laJ .., YtlU wa nt . w h1 ch 1 ~ a total
C11 m m umt y. it a!!. tar mo re etlt ll ('nt lo r pfanntng purpose., Ill
dedi wtth ··only one ent1t y. nam elv tN· f>.. l yer.;, Com p,my , ver .. u ..
tr y m~ to deal WJth so me o5 o r
70 md tvad ual pro pe rty ow ner ..
Tht<; co ncentra tion on "elf lctt.'ncv·· ove rl oo ks t he tac t th at the
:, mgle o wner ma y be mo re mtert•:,tt.•d m pnvate profit th an pre:,er va tlll n of no n-renewa ble ag n cultu ral lands .
M yers and cro wd were no t to
re.Jiize their a spirattons 11! g ran deu r The plan eve ntu,tll y ran
amtlk .:1t the hand s of T hurc;to n
Reg• o nal Plannmg and the Cou nty Co mm1 ss io n. with tht> ...1blt' .J <;, stslan ce of the Coo pl'r Po1 nt Assocta ttun . The C PA . a ct tl zens·
group m te rested 1n pr('serva t1on
ot the Coopt>r Poant reg1on. wa"
tn the process ol gel li ng a com prehe n ~ • ve pl a n fo r th e are a
ado pted b y th e ~o u n t }'. The proposed de velup mezltt b y Mye rs fa r
e-.c ceC'deJ wh.1 t W<lS accept ablt.·
und er tht• plan, w hi ch o nl y al lows u p to fo ur un its a ... re fo r
mno:;t til t he cont ested a rea , and
wo uld ha ve excluded the ex tent
of the co mm('rctal de vek•pnwnt .
The M yers plan wa!> J! so based
o n a pro jected co llege po pul a tio n
o l 15.000 by 1075 , go mg up 111

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cause which doesn't benefit the
wealthy."
A spokes man for Gov. Ray
satd s he was composed and calm
a fte r the late-night s hock . Panic
was the furthest thing from the
gover nor's mind. he continued,
noting t hat the National Guard
troops combing the area were
on "routi ne maneuvers."
County detectiv~s. who were
familiar with the playful pups
nocturnal behavior, checked the
hiding places the poodles chose
the last five times they disappeared . "To be frank, the
governor often is forced to be
stern with the little fellows,"
noted Lieut. Alf Bemis. "Just
last week she had to punish all
three dogs because one or them
had chewed up h er favorite

supertanker model."
Since speaking with the
press. Lieut. Bemis has lost his
job and moved to Butte.
Monta na.
Police urge citizens to be on
thf' look -out for the three
missing poodles. but caution
them not to make any sudden
moves in the presence of search
squadrons "or they ' ll be shot on
sight."
Anyon e having knowledge of
the dogs, described as scrawny
with gray fur cut in the fluffy
" Farrah Fawcett" style, should

mpia's What-The· Hell Ta.vern,
where he was eating a quick
breakfast. and scrutinized t he
smolciering crater with the
detachment of a licensed profes·
sional. At 5': 43 a.m.
in the
morning Offin•r Young noticed
among tht• ~ everal onlookers
alrf'ad y gathered around the
penmeter of the disaster a
dirt y . unshaven youth who
id e ntified himself as Yajoe
Jones. 21. 1009 Driftwood Road ,
a student at That Th.ere
Evergreen State College.
. Officer Young confronted the
suspect and. pointing to the
hu ge, gaping hole in the earth.
asked coUrteously, ' 'You dig

that'/"
"Yeah, man," Jones confessed.
"Ain't it a groove?"
Jones was immediately ar ·
reSted by Officer Young after a
brief struggle during which the
criminal tried to escape into the
crater a fter being shot in the
stomach for insolenct' and bad
posture.

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The freak meteor from outer
space was de5tribed as being
shaped ··sort of like an Idaho
potato, only bigger," by one
shaken matron who witnessed
the tragic incident frorr. her
mobile h ome parked by the
edge of Interstate 5 just south
of here . "I had a feeling
something like this was going to
happen," she said.
University of Washingt o n
scientist Moe Lawn dismissed
the t heory that th e m e t e or
came as some sort of d iv1ne
veng e ance for the s tn 'i o f
Tumwaterites . "It wa s m o r e
likel y merely a giant s ky born e
mud ball," he said . "They' re
quite common in thest- parts."
The complete and Uttt-r d e
struction of Olympia's s le e py
suburban neighbor to th e south
could be a boon for local
merchants, noted Willard Ben
rat, chairman of the hastil y·
formed Commerce Committee to
Capitalize On the Misfortune of
Others. Benrat owns all fi lm
rights to disasters which takt>
pla c e north of Cheha l is and
south of Lacey . He has alread y
nt>){Ottat(>d an open de al with
Pa ramount Pictures to ma ke an
t>piC blockbuster which should
hit local theaters by Christmas.
"S tar·S truck" will beg'in filming
Monday in the Central area .
Sam Peckinpah will dirE-ct the
non fiction novel Thud! written
by moonlighting O uil y Zer o
reporter "Zero" Daily last night.
The part of Officer Young will

be played by Sylvester Stallonr.
whil£' tempermental ac1or Jac k
Nicholson takes on tht' difficult

role of the troubled TTESf
student, Yajoe Jones .
Two percent of the film 's
overseas profits will go to
purchase guard railings around
the edge or the crater, noted
Robert Altman. the producer.

call 944-PUPS, a special number
assigned

to this case. Crank

calle rs and false leads will be

WHAT A BLOODY MESS!

punished severely. noted a local

judge.

Laffs Galore with
Gov's Oil Antics
Governor Dixy Lee Ray,
behind the controls of a new
Boeing hydrofoil on a demon·
stration run in Eld inlet,

aeeidenlly slammed the high·
speed craft into a lost supertanker yesterday_
The pixyish governor, dripping wet with oil and water

after being pulled from the
sound by the state patrol ,
commented, "She juat got away
from me. That boat has more
pep than my Jaguar."
The Governor waa apparently
in a heated diaeua.sion with Sen.
A. L. "Slim" Raaomuaoen on the
bridge and she did BOt see the
tanker, said a Boeing spokeaman who declined to be identified . The hydrofoil was in
Olympia for coDJideration aa a
means of rapid tranait on a run
between Olympia and Fox
Jala.nd.
The aupertanker, the Gulf
Me...,hant. waa in the SouDd
beeauae of a malfundionlnJI

gyrocompass. The Captain, Sam
"Bilgewater" Lorado, was under
the impression that they were
actually on course to Japan in
the Pacific. He was unaware of
the gyrocompass's malfunction

until the hydrofoil slammed into
the tanker's side. "We had the
right of way anyhow," he said.

The resulting oil spill of 7.5
million gallons of medium grade
industrial oil wu termed "a
minor spill, not environmentally

harmful" by a spokesman for
the Governor's Energy Office.
"Extre me alarmist environ ·
mentalitt so-ealled nature-loving

Oowor-sniffera will probably
blow tltia all out of proportion."
CORRECTJOB

The Daily Zero would like to
apologize for a misprineh whieh
appeared in yeaterday's luue.
The word "mla pimp" ahould
have read "misprintt." Thank
you.

LOOK MA, NO HEAD! - That's what Wayne C. Breeder,
29, 1954 Gumm Street.. a native of Sequim, seems to ~
saying as he lies on Main Street yesterday in front of h~ s
wrecked ear with his head completely severed from has
body. Breeder, who entered the intersection. at Hemlock
Street at 1 p.m., failed to notiee that t he stop s1gn there had
been removed three weeks ago by a roving band of
hooligans. His car was hit head-on by a T. P . Kle~rkut
lumber truck, which sustained minor damage and rontmued
on ita way . Breeder's head, thrown dear of the ac«:idenl,

rolled almost eight feet before coming to a rest I_nolo ~olted
line ahowing head's path). Police Officer Jom Gomble,
arriving on the ..,., 00 , quipped. '"J'bis is definitely not for tho
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has mo ll vatt>d any Rncketellt• r or
~! o rgan Ltke p re \' U'u" drea me rs
l'l h 1s tl k <;\1Clt'lv lent more than
t.H tl enn,ura~£'nw n t I l l ht-. ambt ~
Ill'"" bv en .. unn~ th.lt ht> could
t>lt<. tl arnplt• m<,net.tr\' C\lmpen..,a lt llf1

Tht• 1\ l vt•r.., ( l,mp <~ nv "t'ttled m

Bdlt•\' Ut' trl'nl whNt• tl laun c hed
, 111 .ntt·mp! l\ l ('<.,!ahh ... h va~t hold Ill ~ .., v-:Jthtn W,l <, h111g tnn
Mye r..,
,1llu•d h1mwl t \'\tth C..1rv \'\'arner
P I \\.:um•r l lnhmtlt.'d lnr
and
l.u. k C. tl l 11! l lrmt..,ph t•n• Re<oearch
,t nd ~l.l n.J>-:t' mrnt (L'rr
.lnd
pro<. t't'Llt·d wtth th('tr .:J "<rtstant('
' '' tmplt•nwnt ht ... pl..1n The On•rhu l... t· .lrt'.l wa ... l"o v n t' m{'an ... the
lull £''\IE'nt <'I tht•1r J ctiv1tv M}'er.'.
1.., l"ot ).:· ttmt• .mJ he k.nt'W " 11 He
mtnet•d n11 words tn Jcda1mmg
ht.., wt' rth C..omme nttng on ht s
t n •dt>nttdl, dunng the course o f
11 n(' cou rt tnal he wa ... involved
Ill ht• .,,u d , The name M yers is
Ill n•.1 l e..,tatt> what the nam e
Rothc.ch tl d tS to ba nkm g." lie
pl.lyl'd for htgh Sld!...es Bes ides
Ove rh ul..,l' M yN s .1nd his a ssonat t•s v-.1t·rt• m vo lved 1n Kit sap
County arou nd th t· T nde nl submanne ba c.e , near maJo r trecway
tn terc hange:, o;uch ac, m Auburn ,
and mos t rect>nt ly rumo r has 11
that a M tcha el Mye r., 1s nvw
tnVtllvt>d m lsc,a q uah
The pl a n w hac h M ye rs la unc hed
wa ... wh,H ha s be~..omf> l... nown ao:;
<;y ndi Cdlltln tn the real E><.t at e
~.1nw A o, yndiCato r w dl bn ng togt•ther }:fl'UP" o f peo ple ll1 r t he
purpow ot tnvt><; l tnv, m real esta te The<,t• }:WUp<, w all put down
.. um.., n l mllney wt t h expec t<Hto ns
o t rt'C t' IVtn~ a tertatn a mou nt o t
rt>turn m .1 ~tv t• n pe n od ol t1mc
Ahhnu~h t ht• tnve.,t oro:; a re the
lq:.l l mvnl' r" <'i pro pert y purt hJ..,t•J thl' !>y nd1 ca t<'r ofte n ha s
re~l l (ont ro l
The ~wu p .., wh 1ch Myt•r<; pu lled
tt>t-:t•thcr were lamateJ pd rtn er... htp., m(l<,tly loc.:tted m ~eve ral
mtd -we<;tern stat e.. Smce Wa rne r
..., dO ord.:ttned Lut he ra n mtmster.
<;o me t l l the li m it ed partnershi ps
h.1d r{'/ lgiOU<, a ll tl aat ton The
mt• mbe r~ htp s oi the o t her., we re
<,niiCtteJ fnlm prnt e..,.,1onal n rcl es
re(l pl e wtth c~ mpl e fun,ds bu t
wtth,,ut thl' 1-.. nmv lt•dgt.• uf tn ve... t
t n ~ t hense lvt.>.;,
Myers w o uld tntt 1ally persuade
so me ong anal pro perty o wners to
se ll o ut by ent1 cmg them with
htgher-than -no rmal prices . My ers. Warner , or an affiliate would
make the purchase . The land
would be resold alm os t Immed iat ely to an o ther gro up with close
ltes to Myers and / or Warner fo r
a specta cularl y tn creased price .
O nce thi s had been done sevt.>ral
t tme-s , Myers wo uld be able to
show clea r evidence of high pro fit s and a booming market w1th
whtc h to co nvtnce the limtted
partnerships to take part in the
acti o n . Newspapers at the time
sa 1d t hat there wa s suspicio n tha t
some o f these transaction s were
bemg do ne o nly o n paper, in an
attempt to mtslead po tential In vestors . Ea ch limited partnership
purchasmg land would E-nter int o
an exclu sive managerial agreement w1th Myers so that he a c-

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quired management pro pri eto rship for all land bemg purchased
wt th no finan cial liability, si nce
legal title wa s in the hands of the
limited partners.
Since th e lim ite-d part ners were
far rem o ved , they had to a ccept
Mye rs' wo rd fo r w ha t co nstitut ed
a good investmen t. The y oft en
never sa w the property (except
tn glossy broc hures) and had no
adea that the pri ces M yers w o uld
name were a rtificiall y infla ted ,
o n th e bas as of the o n gma l qu es·
tto na b ly legal tran sa cti o ns. Ea ch
tame M yers sold a piece of pro pert y he wou ld often receive , as
an agent , a com missto n fro m the
<>e llfn for having found a buyer.
He wo uld al so recetve a co mma sstnn of 11 percrnt fr om the bu ye r
for ha vmg loca ted a n m vestment
o ppo rtuntt y. and al so a m.ma gerial f€'t> fr o m the new o wner . N o
ma tt er wh eth er t he m ves tment s
were sou nd for th ose foo ting the
ball o r no t, Mye rs stood to gam
1n an y ca se
T h1 s pr oct'ss ra ised havoc with
the land valu es tn the area Si nce
the land appeared to be se lling
lor ever-higher pri ces, the Coun ty Assesso r wa s o bltgated to in·
creast! the land values . Pri ces in·
creased a s much a s 100 percent
within a year. The inflate-d market values had the land selling
for as muc h a s $35,(X)() t acre , and
a veraging $10,000 / acre . Thi s st!nl
a sse ss ed values so aring from
a round $l ,(X)() / acre m 1973, to
as mu ch a s $5-6.000 / acre in 1974
Thi s dramatt c apprec tat10n caused
co nco mitant ta x h1kes fo r the enttre area Man y local o wners
w.ere unable to mt:>et the-se increa sed pa yme nt s and ended up
se ll ing ou t, a t least tn part. Myers
wao:; a,lw a ys a willmg buyer. The
Myers Co mpan y wa s well o n its
way towa rds acqul stti o n o f a domam o f va st holdings.
EVERGREEN VILLAGE, P .U.O.
O n tht s do main , which was
ev entually to include 440 a cres 1n
all , Myers had visions of the
t.>recti o n o f a small village , com plete in and o f Itself. The plan s

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were drawn up by the Envtro nmental Design C ro up, a Fl o nda
planning corpo rati o n , whi ch co n·
d ucted an exhau stive stud y during
an "intensive thret>-day trip to
Ol ymp ia ." Thi s stud y earn ed the
ni c kname " thr ee -da y w o nd e r '
wi th state workers wh o la ter In ves tig ated Myer s . It pr ov td e d
th em with en o ugh kn o wledge to
co ncl ude that . "becau se o f its
strategic locati o n," the Myers st te
presents "a positi vt' po tential fo r
a pla nne-d unit devel o pm ent ln cl udm~ clustered housing mu lti. famil y ho using , village commer eta l centers, and o tfi ce use.'· •n duding a motel conventi o n center
adja cent to Hwy . 101 . Tht' ho usin~ wa s to reflect "a growtng dem a nd fo r new h o usi n g un i ts
wh iCh will refle ct the new Am eri 'Ca n ltfe-sty le," replete w ith ··complet e arTienat y pa ckage " Tak.tn g
tnto accoun t 'a ll o f the market
o ppo rtuni ties and vulnerabiltt1es
o n w htch the devel o pment sho uld
ca pitali ze·· (and o f course the enVIro nmen tal co ncerns, too. stnce

Next week has been endo rsed
by the cities of La cey , Tumwater,
and Olympia as Rape Awareness
WHk . Prog ram s on campus and
a da y-lo ng conference in to wn
a re designed to bring the pro blem
of rape to the attenti o n of the
Citiz e n s o f Thur s to n Co unty
Spo nso red by Thurston County
IUpe Relief and Reduction , prese nta t to ns o n Wa shingt o n State
rape laws. legal and medical procedures m vo lved in rape ca ses,
'O('x ua l assault of children , self·
defense, and m yths and fa cts
abo ut rape are scheduled .
Sunday, April 24 5 :30 p . m .,
Rape and Religion; A Historical
Perspective, by Patrieta Hamilt o n

- KAOS-FM .
Monday , April 25 11 a .m.,
Speak-Out &r. Reader's ThutreLH Five . 8 p.m ., Child Abu .. &

Suuol Assault of Children, by

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DRUGS
WESTSIDE CENTER

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The Voice Of The C.pltallata

Olympq

Vol. eee,No.eee

Bo n me Van Loo - KAOS-FM .
Tuesday , April 26 1· 4 p .m .,
Self-Defense
Workshops - Li·
brary lobby . 7 p.m ., Verbal
Assertiveness and Self· Defense,
Rape Prevention Fo rum - KAOS-

FM .
Wednesday , April 27 4 p .m .,
Rape laws and Pending legis-

lation . by Jan Shinpoch of Rap<>
Relief - KAOS-FM .
Thursday, Apnl 28 5 p .m.,
Violence

Against

Women -

KAOS -FM .
Friday, April 29 , 6 p .m ., Men

and Rap<> by T o m Ca mpbell of
the Men Against Rape G ro up

KAOS-FM .
Saturday , April 30 All · d;~~y
Conference on Rape Awareness
beginning at 9 a .m . at the Ftrst
United M; thodiSI Church. 122 4
East Legi o n Way , Ol y mp 1a .
C hildcare will be free

ARTIST'S
PORTFOLIO
WORKSHOP

GIANT METEOR WIPES TUMWATER
. OFF FACE OF EARTH
:f::~~:J;~y~a;~~i~:~~~:~
terrestrial object. They were
just as rudely put to death . A

moldering black pit 1.500 feet
deep is all that remains of a
town once called Tumwater .
which was completely obliterated at 5:34 a. m. this morning
when a 2-mile thick meteor

hurled out of the sky and
landed on the town with what
neighboring survivors termed
"a sickening thud ."
Alt.rt Tumwater police orficer

Elmer Young sped from Oly·

Dixy's DogsDisappear:DepUties
Discover Diabolical Demands
Returning from an oil company award banquet late yester·
day evening. Governor Dixy

Lee Ray found that members of
her own household had become
victims of yet another senseless
political kidnapping. Missing
were Gov. Ray's three poodles.
Pierre. Frenchy, and Me rde .
A crudely -lettered ransom
note was discovered by police
taped to the estate's ornamental
the (ront lawn after a threehour search. Among the ridicul·
ous demands contained in the
note were defiant requests for
more press conferences , profane
com ments about oil tankers, and
an arrogant insistence that Gov .
Ray "champion at least one

58 Arre1ted For Stealin1
Greue Peacil1 From Grocery
58 persons were arrested in
the parking lot of Mar-Kit-And·
Beat·lt Foods yesterday, accord ·
ing to Olympia police. In what
the ACLU termed a " legal
fiasco, ·· 58 shoppers were moved
into waiting black vans by
special tactical squads armed
with cattle prods and whisked
to an as yet undisclosed location
east of MOunt Rainier .
"It was to set an exampl e,"
commerited a police spokesman.
, "T hose grease pencils cost
money, and you, the consu mer.
pays for it in the long 't 'un ."

Today's Zero
Births

O.tht
A special wOffrLshop IOJ Evergreen ers about cteveloping and utiliz ing
their art portfolios. Conducted by

Oevld Gallagher
Dete : Wednesday , April 27th
Time 2 - 4 p.m
Place : CAB 110
Planning
Reglater at
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they were. alt er all , a n enviro nmenta l des tgn gro up ) the EDG
co nclu ded tha t in o rder fo r the
develo pmen t to be "enm o mt call y
lea:,1b le.' the 440 acres wo uld
have to ha ve 3 ,824 untt s bud t on
11 o r a to tal of 0 . 8 a cre . 49 acre!>
o l commerci.il develo pment wa:,
t o serve the m·edc; of th1 s com muna ty a nd the ca mptt '> . Th e ad va nt.Jgt.· ol <.,tng lt.• ow m· r ~ hap ul
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dedi wtth ··only one ent1t y. nam elv tN· f>.. l yer.;, Com p,my , ver .. u ..
tr y m~ to deal WJth so me o5 o r
70 md tvad ual pro pe rty ow ner ..
Tht<; co ncentra tion on "elf lctt.'ncv·· ove rl oo ks t he tac t th at the
:, mgle o wner ma y be mo re mtert•:,tt.•d m pnvate profit th an pre:,er va tlll n of no n-renewa ble ag n cultu ral lands .
M yers and cro wd were no t to
re.Jiize their a spirattons 11! g ran deu r The plan eve ntu,tll y ran
amtlk .:1t the hand s of T hurc;to n
Reg• o nal Plannmg and the Cou nty Co mm1 ss io n. with tht> ...1blt' .J <;, stslan ce of the Coo pl'r Po1 nt Assocta ttun . The C PA . a ct tl zens·
group m te rested 1n pr('serva t1on
ot the Coopt>r Poant reg1on. wa"
tn the process ol gel li ng a com prehe n ~ • ve pl a n fo r th e are a
ado pted b y th e ~o u n t }'. The proposed de velup mezltt b y Mye rs fa r
e-.c ceC'deJ wh.1 t W<lS accept ablt.·
und er tht• plan, w hi ch o nl y al lows u p to fo ur un its a ... re fo r
mno:;t til t he cont ested a rea , and
wo uld ha ve excluded the ex tent
of the co mm('rctal de vek•pnwnt .
The M yers plan wa!> J! so based
o n a pro jected co llege po pul a tio n
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cause which doesn't benefit the
wealthy."
A spokes man for Gov. Ray
satd s he was composed and calm
a fte r the late-night s hock . Panic
was the furthest thing from the
gover nor's mind. he continued,
noting t hat the National Guard
troops combing the area were
on "routi ne maneuvers."
County detectiv~s. who were
familiar with the playful pups
nocturnal behavior, checked the
hiding places the poodles chose
the last five times they disappeared . "To be frank, the
governor often is forced to be
stern with the little fellows,"
noted Lieut. Alf Bemis. "Just
last week she had to punish all
three dogs because one or them
had chewed up h er favorite

supertanker model."
Since speaking with the
press. Lieut. Bemis has lost his
job and moved to Butte.
Monta na.
Police urge citizens to be on
thf' look -out for the three
missing poodles. but caution
them not to make any sudden
moves in the presence of search
squadrons "or they ' ll be shot on
sight."
Anyon e having knowledge of
the dogs, described as scrawny
with gray fur cut in the fluffy
" Farrah Fawcett" style, should

mpia's What-The· Hell Ta.vern,
where he was eating a quick
breakfast. and scrutinized t he
smolciering crater with the
detachment of a licensed profes·
sional. At 5': 43 a.m.
in the
morning Offin•r Young noticed
among tht• ~ everal onlookers
alrf'ad y gathered around the
penmeter of the disaster a
dirt y . unshaven youth who
id e ntified himself as Yajoe
Jones. 21. 1009 Driftwood Road ,
a student at That Th.ere
Evergreen State College.
. Officer Young confronted the
suspect and. pointing to the
hu ge, gaping hole in the earth.
asked coUrteously, ' 'You dig

that'/"
"Yeah, man," Jones confessed.
"Ain't it a groove?"
Jones was immediately ar ·
reSted by Officer Young after a
brief struggle during which the
criminal tried to escape into the
crater a fter being shot in the
stomach for insolenct' and bad
posture.

Tw.~ny

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The freak meteor from outer
space was de5tribed as being
shaped ··sort of like an Idaho
potato, only bigger," by one
shaken matron who witnessed
the tragic incident frorr. her
mobile h ome parked by the
edge of Interstate 5 just south
of here . "I had a feeling
something like this was going to
happen," she said.
University of Washingt o n
scientist Moe Lawn dismissed
the t heory that th e m e t e or
came as some sort of d iv1ne
veng e ance for the s tn 'i o f
Tumwaterites . "It wa s m o r e
likel y merely a giant s ky born e
mud ball," he said . "They' re
quite common in thest- parts."
The complete and Uttt-r d e
struction of Olympia's s le e py
suburban neighbor to th e south
could be a boon for local
merchants, noted Willard Ben
rat, chairman of the hastil y·
formed Commerce Committee to
Capitalize On the Misfortune of
Others. Benrat owns all fi lm
rights to disasters which takt>
pla c e north of Cheha l is and
south of Lacey . He has alread y
nt>){Ottat(>d an open de al with
Pa ramount Pictures to ma ke an
t>piC blockbuster which should
hit local theaters by Christmas.
"S tar·S truck" will beg'in filming
Monday in the Central area .
Sam Peckinpah will dirE-ct the
non fiction novel Thud! written
by moonlighting O uil y Zer o
reporter "Zero" Daily last night.
The part of Officer Young will

be played by Sylvester Stallonr.
whil£' tempermental ac1or Jac k
Nicholson takes on tht' difficult

role of the troubled TTESf
student, Yajoe Jones .
Two percent of the film 's
overseas profits will go to
purchase guard railings around
the edge or the crater, noted
Robert Altman. the producer.

call 944-PUPS, a special number
assigned

to this case. Crank

calle rs and false leads will be

WHAT A BLOODY MESS!

punished severely. noted a local

judge.

Laffs Galore with
Gov's Oil Antics
Governor Dixy Lee Ray,
behind the controls of a new
Boeing hydrofoil on a demon·
stration run in Eld inlet,

aeeidenlly slammed the high·
speed craft into a lost supertanker yesterday_
The pixyish governor, dripping wet with oil and water

after being pulled from the
sound by the state patrol ,
commented, "She juat got away
from me. That boat has more
pep than my Jaguar."
The Governor waa apparently
in a heated diaeua.sion with Sen.
A. L. "Slim" Raaomuaoen on the
bridge and she did BOt see the
tanker, said a Boeing spokeaman who declined to be identified . The hydrofoil was in
Olympia for coDJideration aa a
means of rapid tranait on a run
between Olympia and Fox
Jala.nd.
The aupertanker, the Gulf
Me...,hant. waa in the SouDd
beeauae of a malfundionlnJI

gyrocompass. The Captain, Sam
"Bilgewater" Lorado, was under
the impression that they were
actually on course to Japan in
the Pacific. He was unaware of
the gyrocompass's malfunction

until the hydrofoil slammed into
the tanker's side. "We had the
right of way anyhow," he said.

The resulting oil spill of 7.5
million gallons of medium grade
industrial oil wu termed "a
minor spill, not environmentally

harmful" by a spokesman for
the Governor's Energy Office.
"Extre me alarmist environ ·
mentalitt so-ealled nature-loving

Oowor-sniffera will probably
blow tltia all out of proportion."
CORRECTJOB

The Daily Zero would like to
apologize for a misprineh whieh
appeared in yeaterday's luue.
The word "mla pimp" ahould
have read "misprintt." Thank
you.

LOOK MA, NO HEAD! - That's what Wayne C. Breeder,
29, 1954 Gumm Street.. a native of Sequim, seems to ~
saying as he lies on Main Street yesterday in front of h~ s
wrecked ear with his head completely severed from has
body. Breeder, who entered the intersection. at Hemlock
Street at 1 p.m., failed to notiee that t he stop s1gn there had
been removed three weeks ago by a roving band of
hooligans. His car was hit head-on by a T. P . Kle~rkut
lumber truck, which sustained minor damage and rontmued
on ita way . Breeder's head, thrown dear of the ac«:idenl,

rolled almost eight feet before coming to a rest I_nolo ~olted
line ahowing head's path). Police Officer Jom Gomble,
arriving on the ..,., 00 , quipped. '"J'bis is definitely not for tho
Sequlmlahl"

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The Dally Zero, Thursdlly, April 21, 19n A2

Dogma

Just What The
Hell Is Going On,
Anyway?

CERTAINLY,
MR. SLOCUM.

the pledge of allegiance in their

GUILTY PERVERT MAINTAINS INNOCENCE

classrooms .

" Bull" Weevil, 26, unemployed Yelm logger, maintained
his innocence today in a secret packed courtroom trial
here. Weevil is trying to avoid the electric chair for the
April 10 ritual slaying of his twin brother "Skull," whose

SSB 677- a law banning Ever·

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Olympia streets after 10:00 p.m.
GBS 46- a bill introduced to

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body has yet to be found. "But I ha ven't got a twin bro-

make the Evergreen State Col·
lege the new Governor's Man sion.

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ther!" Weevil maintained, bunching his shoulders and lean·
ing forward suspiciously until his eyes narrowed to mere
slits on his pig-like face . The lynching is scheduled for
tonight.

GBS 47 -a bill presented by
Governor Ray to turn Evergreen college dormitories into a
private mausoleum for state
legislators and executive staff.

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Editor's Box
hlut· jnkf's tn thP mixed t·ompa
ny of our fa1r sex. thf' ladi es.
Tht•st• collegt:· kids who come
to the Dally Zf' r o and nt•ws
papers likt> U'> around tht•
country art> asking for jobs
tht•st- days . Great Caesa r 's
C.hust! When I was their age 1
was licking boots for a dollar a
wt•(•k and I was liking it. You
kn ow what I say'! I say
"Scram." that's what I say.
It' s sort of like what Ben
Fr.tnklin used to say: "This is a
hu{ ,·,t untry. and if you don't
llkt• 11, yo u can lump it. "

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In 1903, Leroy Vance,
def1ed his family traditions and
ate an f'ntirf' Pot of boll weevils.
He thrt'W up blood for nine days
and died a pauper.
In 1923 . outdoors e nthusiast
Pete Wobbles climbed Mt.
Rainier in t he nude. On his
descent Wobbles froze to death .
and he can be seen to this day,
hardened in the ice. beckoning
ohsrenely to daring mountainee r s. as if to say, "God. I'm an
idiot."

Corrupt Tuition

&or

Practices

Tykes

Exposed

To the ze ro --

Every morning at 8:30 mil lions of school bells sound from
<"oast to coast, from sea to shin In!{ sPa, and send countless
s wa rm s of little tykes off to
their classes. Their bellies are
full of nutricious cereal, their
faces arr scrubbed. but their lit:
tie hearts and souls are empty.

devoid of the beauty of God's
wisdom because those stupid
Supreme Court bastards won't
allow the Bible to be read in
schooL
I'd just like to say that all of
those Godless atheists who re fu se to allow us right -thinking
folks to drill religion into _.our
children's brains wherever they
go. whatever they do, are a
bunch of motherfucking pigs.
Yours truly.
Eldridge Cleaver
P.S. Love the paper!

Ll!TLE · KNOWN
FACTS
SPORTS IN HISTORY
Babe Ruth. a white man, hit
714 homeruns in his baseball
career.

To the Zero:
It has come to my very atten tion that the money we " moms
and dads" spencO on our chil dren's education goes to support
so-called fags - queers - that
is. people of the homosexual ori entatio...a,. It happens like this.
First the father goes to the
brewery to make money which
he deposits in a joint-checking
account. Then the mother. the
sensible one who takes care of
the household budget, sends one
of those pretty checks with pic tures of different wild flowers
on them that cost 50 cents more
a month off to the college of his
or her choice for tuition. The
college then pays the tuition
.noney to the faculties, half of
whom are probably fruity any way. What's left over in the col lege's poL gets put into an ac count that a bunch of irrespon ·
sible students can use for any ·
thing. and I mean anything. So
instead of forming something
useful and wholesome like a CB
Radio club they give it up for a
homosexual youth group.

And don't think I am kidding.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!
Valencia Gluhwurmchen. 18. bit her tongue off in a fit of
religious fervor yesterday at Olympia's famous House of

Lumber Scraps. "Hep, hep. I bih my tug off." she told

SSB 8443- a proposal to turn

Daily Zero reporters .

that there Evergreen State College into 2 state correctional fa cility and immediately incarcerate all current students of the
co llegt' as inmates, on a charge
of causing the meteorological
disturbance that wiped out
Tumwater with their half-baked
scie ntific research and solar
power ('Xperiments.
IIRS 4327 - a bill to turn Ever·
~reen college into a nuclear·
gl•nerating plant and ca ncer
treatment centC'r.

Our Readers Rant ...

tlno7:.

T'•dil\ '" Thur,ciay, April 7.
~-;-1 ... 1 rla_,. of t he )'('i.lr. There
.1r•· 'll:! da\-, left tn the y{'ar.
, .. rlav'<, .histonral highlight :
In Pfi'7 . loca l Indians curst>d
t ht
"httt• o;ettlers. predicting
Hto.: :--purl I literally. "a great
hr"\\ n hall of m.atter from the
... k \ 1 would ..,t nke in exactly
!IHI \l·aro; on the white man's
!.t\ll!'l\(' watPrm~ s pot.
(In th1~ date
In 1822. Leroy \'ance dis
1'~<\ (•rt·ci holl wef'vils wert> in l'ri th!f' .
In 184-L Mah·i n Gumble also
dt..,<"nvered boll wee vil s were in
t·fhhle

An Olympia woman melted her own head yesterday
when she used oven cleaner instead of hair spray.

green college students to say

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1 ht' wJnd<m·~ That ' ll make time fly! We 've got a sinkful of
dirty dl,;; hwatt'r o n our hands. and we say, clean it up
ht>iorp 1t'" too late .
\\'t'rt' not s uggPslln){ that the college be- burned to the
~round in the middlt> of the night. That would be too easy
11n thf•m. All we want is a no-holds -barred su rprise raid on
th t• l'tl t·rlucatiOnal dormitoriE's. From the stories we've
ht•t•n ht:a nn~ about thC' fun they have, it should be a real

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WOMAN MELTS OWN HEAD WHEN SHE USES
OVEN CLEANER INSTEAD OF HAIR SPRAY

SSB 789-a bill to require Ever·

smells funny in Denmark, and we for one
"'n n't stand for it. If it is a sign of the times that we hav e
\ll rnak(' room for hippies. poets. and revolutionaries, then
wr say you might as well throw lhe alarm dock right out

\\llh ... tand11g. nt.•wsrarer rf'
Jlltr!t·r ... do ! tOt t>mulatt:> "detec
t!\t'..,· 1n t·xposmg corruption.
kldn.Jppt•r .... and "uh\'er-.ives.
nor rln thf'y ... hout "s top thost'
prl'"'"'l'" .. and "co mpo s e h("ad
lmt·.., .. t)\er thP phon(' after "tell ·
1ng- o11·· ng1d o;; upt·nors glued to
thl·l r rha1r' bark at the office.
Rather. thr~ work regular .
normal t'H!ht hour days. in
"P.1\'JOU'S ta<;t dull y dt•roratt>d
IW\\.., o tfw~<.. wht·re they <ipea ~
IJUH·th· and n·fra1n from tPIIi?k

An unsupervised sperm test backfired yesterday, causing a Tumwater boy to lose his left and right legs.

HBS 4367 -a proposal to trans·
form Evergreen College into a
luxury hotel for legislators when
in session.
HBS 5683-a plan to turn Ever
green college into a goat farm.

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SPERM TEST BACKFIRES, TUMWATER BOY
WSES LEGS

into a home for wayward boys.

about. H()(){'_v, t hat's what we say.

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Police Bullets

HBS 2354-a bill to convert that
there Evergreen State College

MAY I HAVI THI
WILLIAMS FILl,
MISS SMITH?

There's a wise adage which goes, " You c3n't teach an
old dog new tricks. Webster's Dictionary defines honesty
as telling the truth. The Bible says. ""Thou shall not suffer
a witch to live."
What does all this hav e to do with the mysterious gas
elouds which swe pt the town recently, causing our pets to
~o berserk'! We' re not exactly sure ourselves. but we're
fed up with That There Evergreen State College, which
"claims" it "doesn't have any .. idea what "we're talking

~l ayht ·

Bills Digested

ffRACIAL HARMONY''

wl'nl swishy, Wt' beat his ass
and made him rue the day hP
ever set foot on this ea rth . He's
fifteen now and in a mental in
stitution, but at least he's safe
from you -know -what.
'('ours in the one true faith.
Mrs. Mildred Bartoo
P .S. Please remove my Daily
Zero subscription. God be with
you.

OLYMPIA MAN KILLED IN MYSTERIOUS HUNT·
lNG ACCIDENT WHEN HE SHOOTS EXPLODING
RADIOACTIVE DEER AT CLOSE RANGE
An Olympia man was kiiiPd in a mysterious hunting ac cident yesterday when hP s hot an exploding radioaclive
deer at close range .
It' WE HAD A DOG AS UGL l' AS THIS Gt;\"'S FACE
WE'D SHAVE HIS BliTT AND MAKE HIM WALK
BACKWARDS

Editor's Head

THAT FIRST STEP WAS A DOOZY! Life ended fatally last
Thursday for Ed Edwin; 39, 999 Chlorine Creek Rd .. when he

Located

plunged to his death from a spacious, tastefully decorated ninth
story office on Main Street. Edwin was apparently attempting to
avoid a freak attack by local bees, but his "leap to safety" was
futile, according to informed sources. The 240-foot drop was
punctuated by a series of "almost comical'' bounces which sent
Edwin's body another 45 feet from the scene. (Dotted lines show
the path Edwin's body took before it came to a rest.) Ironically.
Edwin's body ended up within inches of Olympia's famous House
of Exterminators, which could have handled the "bee trouble"
with no muss or fuss. Edwin is survived by his wife Edna, 38;
and t hree children Eddie, 10; Edwina, 9· and Ed. Jr .. 4.

Daily Zero Editor Floyd Mun dane, 78, 666 Spitoon Ave., was
in hig h spirits yesterday when
his missing head was located
after a fe ve rish three -hour
sea rch. Mundane, who~e newspaper has won innumerable
awards for such headlines as
""NO FUN IN FUN CITY" I about

THF:RE ARE MORE DEAD
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
THAN EVER BEFORE

rape in New York), "TOOLS
MISSING" fa daily series of
'" KIM'S HEAD LOCATED,'"
claimed his own head had disappeared yesterday to incredulous
Daily Zero reporters. who apparently will put up with any
thing to get their paychecks. As
it turned out, Mundane's head
had not actually disappeared at
all, but reporters are still look ing for his bf-ain.

Sources of death listed by the
study include grisly weekend

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alert police officer Clancy Maro-on for gesturinR" wildly in a
public place, fell to the sidewalk
and expired fatally.

A trail of poodle foam · led a
concerned mob of Westside
parents to an abandoned mill on
Overhulse Road, which they
burned to the ground while the
diseased canines inside scampered in terror.

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P.-'o Perop«dve:
"Klllhoc B.U...."

WASHINGTON (API -

During a brief " limited" sUr·

mish with the Russians late la~t night, spveral million A·
mericans on the eastern seaboard are believed to have
succumbed to the effects of nuclear blasts and radiation
exposu re . A number of Soviet A-missiles, apparently
launched in response to President Carter's "Megatons for
Human Rights" program, obliterated parts of Manhattan,
Baltimore, and Arlington, Virginia.
At a hastily -called press conferenct> this morning the
Preside nt termed the affair "an exceLent example ol the
use of limited nuclear war in foreign j)()licy managemen t,"
and asked Congress for money to beef up the nation 's civil
defenses.
Carter explained that his "Megatons for Human Rights"
program had been simultaneously unveiled late yesterday
afternoon in Moscow, Stalingrad, and Kiev by special em issaries from the Department of Defense.

The CIA admitted yesterday

that it was responsible for the ruined coffee crop in South
Ame rica. as well as the earthquake in Turkey last month .
the rece nt outbreak of homosexuality in France, and the
existence of Africa's killer ~es . It denied involvement in
the meteor attack on Tumwater, Washington, blaming it
on Third World Negativists.

MANILA. The Philippines (AP)- Aircraft diverted

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Olympia police shot and killed a four -year-o ld boy for
"laughing suspiciously in a public place," according to Don
aid Rednek , local vigilante. "You get what you pay for,"
noted Chamber of Commerce member Cliff Dover, owner
of Olympia's famou s House of Tires.

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aws, internal ruptures from
'nhaling Pop Rocks, freak mete~rs. daily stress. gun-cleaning.
abid albino squirrels, and brain
~emorhages from shoddy journ~Siistic reading matter.

In 1967. Haight Ashbury
pioneer Sunshine Vance dis ·
covered smoking boll weevils
does not make you high.

CULPRIT SHOT

TRIO OF RABID POODI,ES RAVAGING WESTSIDE
Three rabid poodles have
biting unwary passersby since
early this morning, according to
bite victim Otto Da Fey, 2233
Bilmore Street. now dead .
"They sprang at me from
behind the Radio Snack store,"
Da Fey said, gesturing wildly ,
"t heir mouths foaming like
there was no tomorrow ."
Da Fey, who was cited by

community interest articles).
and his recent masterpiece,

According to a study conduct·
ed by the La Salle Extension
University in late 1974, th e
number of people dead, deceased, fatally injured, or mortally
wounded has been climbing
steadily since the beginning of
lhis century and is at an
all -time high. The study claims
there are now more things to
die from than at any other point
in history , and if no measures
fare taken. people will continue
to die.

Phil Tertip, 15, an emp loyee at God's Big Burgers . .,., as
injured badly yesterday when an after -hours part y on
God's premises got a little oul of hand. Tertip burned h1s
race with third degree burns when he lried to bob for
French fries, according to his mother, June Tertip. 48. 666
W. Trailer Court, who asked to remain unidentified.

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here today report that the entire island of Japan seems to
be missing. Scientists here have noticed no unusual
seismic activity, but several beachcombers have reported
a dramatic upswing in the number of Japanese glass
fishing balls that have washed ashore .

KAMPALA, Uganda (API -

Ugandan president-for ·

life ldi Amin told captive reporters here today that he was
a great admirer of Wa.shington Governor Dixy Lee Ray . "I
have the same attitude about sea gulls she does," Amin
quipped. "Except we don't have any."

KINSHASA, Zaire (API - Newly proclaimed president
Fidel Castro de<lared an end to the fighting in this
country today, and wholeheartedly denied reports that
Cuban troops bad been involved in the recent Angolan
attacks on the copper mining towns · to the south of this

capital.
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NEW DELHI. India (API- Jayaprakuh Narayan, the
spiritual leader of tbe crusade that drove Indira Gahndi
from power, was reported to have been spotted riding
through the streets on a sacred cow here yesterday ,
plowed out of his mind on "Yoni." a popular New Delhi
beer.

The Dally Zero, Thursdlly, April 21, 19n A3

The Dally Zero, Thursdlly, April 21, 19n A2

Dogma

Just What The
Hell Is Going On,
Anyway?

CERTAINLY,
MR. SLOCUM.

the pledge of allegiance in their

GUILTY PERVERT MAINTAINS INNOCENCE

classrooms .

" Bull" Weevil, 26, unemployed Yelm logger, maintained
his innocence today in a secret packed courtroom trial
here. Weevil is trying to avoid the electric chair for the
April 10 ritual slaying of his twin brother "Skull," whose

SSB 677- a law banning Ever·

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green college students from

Olympia streets after 10:00 p.m.
GBS 46- a bill introduced to

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body has yet to be found. "But I ha ven't got a twin bro-

make the Evergreen State Col·
lege the new Governor's Man sion.

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ther!" Weevil maintained, bunching his shoulders and lean·
ing forward suspiciously until his eyes narrowed to mere
slits on his pig-like face . The lynching is scheduled for
tonight.

GBS 47 -a bill presented by
Governor Ray to turn Evergreen college dormitories into a
private mausoleum for state
legislators and executive staff.

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Editor's Box
hlut· jnkf's tn thP mixed t·ompa
ny of our fa1r sex. thf' ladi es.
Tht•st• collegt:· kids who come
to the Dally Zf' r o and nt•ws
papers likt> U'> around tht•
country art> asking for jobs
tht•st- days . Great Caesa r 's
C.hust! When I was their age 1
was licking boots for a dollar a
wt•(•k and I was liking it. You
kn ow what I say'! I say
"Scram." that's what I say.
It' s sort of like what Ben
Fr.tnklin used to say: "This is a
hu{ ,·,t untry. and if you don't
llkt• 11, yo u can lump it. "

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In 1903, Leroy Vance,
def1ed his family traditions and
ate an f'ntirf' Pot of boll weevils.
He thrt'W up blood for nine days
and died a pauper.
In 1923 . outdoors e nthusiast
Pete Wobbles climbed Mt.
Rainier in t he nude. On his
descent Wobbles froze to death .
and he can be seen to this day,
hardened in the ice. beckoning
ohsrenely to daring mountainee r s. as if to say, "God. I'm an
idiot."

Corrupt Tuition

&or

Practices

Tykes

Exposed

To the ze ro --

Every morning at 8:30 mil lions of school bells sound from
<"oast to coast, from sea to shin In!{ sPa, and send countless
s wa rm s of little tykes off to
their classes. Their bellies are
full of nutricious cereal, their
faces arr scrubbed. but their lit:
tie hearts and souls are empty.

devoid of the beauty of God's
wisdom because those stupid
Supreme Court bastards won't
allow the Bible to be read in
schooL
I'd just like to say that all of
those Godless atheists who re fu se to allow us right -thinking
folks to drill religion into _.our
children's brains wherever they
go. whatever they do, are a
bunch of motherfucking pigs.
Yours truly.
Eldridge Cleaver
P.S. Love the paper!

Ll!TLE · KNOWN
FACTS
SPORTS IN HISTORY
Babe Ruth. a white man, hit
714 homeruns in his baseball
career.

To the Zero:
It has come to my very atten tion that the money we " moms
and dads" spencO on our chil dren's education goes to support
so-called fags - queers - that
is. people of the homosexual ori entatio...a,. It happens like this.
First the father goes to the
brewery to make money which
he deposits in a joint-checking
account. Then the mother. the
sensible one who takes care of
the household budget, sends one
of those pretty checks with pic tures of different wild flowers
on them that cost 50 cents more
a month off to the college of his
or her choice for tuition. The
college then pays the tuition
.noney to the faculties, half of
whom are probably fruity any way. What's left over in the col lege's poL gets put into an ac count that a bunch of irrespon ·
sible students can use for any ·
thing. and I mean anything. So
instead of forming something
useful and wholesome like a CB
Radio club they give it up for a
homosexual youth group.

And don't think I am kidding.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!
Valencia Gluhwurmchen. 18. bit her tongue off in a fit of
religious fervor yesterday at Olympia's famous House of

Lumber Scraps. "Hep, hep. I bih my tug off." she told

SSB 8443- a proposal to turn

Daily Zero reporters .

that there Evergreen State College into 2 state correctional fa cility and immediately incarcerate all current students of the
co llegt' as inmates, on a charge
of causing the meteorological
disturbance that wiped out
Tumwater with their half-baked
scie ntific research and solar
power ('Xperiments.
IIRS 4327 - a bill to turn Ever·
~reen college into a nuclear·
gl•nerating plant and ca ncer
treatment centC'r.

Our Readers Rant ...

tlno7:.

T'•dil\ '" Thur,ciay, April 7.
~-;-1 ... 1 rla_,. of t he )'('i.lr. There
.1r•· 'll:! da\-, left tn the y{'ar.
, .. rlav'<, .histonral highlight :
In Pfi'7 . loca l Indians curst>d
t ht
"httt• o;ettlers. predicting
Hto.: :--purl I literally. "a great
hr"\\ n hall of m.atter from the
... k \ 1 would ..,t nke in exactly
!IHI \l·aro; on the white man's
!.t\ll!'l\(' watPrm~ s pot.
(In th1~ date
In 1822. Leroy \'ance dis
1'~<\ (•rt·ci holl wef'vils wert> in l'ri th!f' .
In 184-L Mah·i n Gumble also
dt..,<"nvered boll wee vil s were in
t·fhhle

An Olympia woman melted her own head yesterday
when she used oven cleaner instead of hair spray.

green college students to say

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1 ht' wJnd<m·~ That ' ll make time fly! We 've got a sinkful of
dirty dl,;; hwatt'r o n our hands. and we say, clean it up
ht>iorp 1t'" too late .
\\'t'rt' not s uggPslln){ that the college be- burned to the
~round in the middlt> of the night. That would be too easy
11n thf•m. All we want is a no-holds -barred su rprise raid on
th t• l'tl t·rlucatiOnal dormitoriE's. From the stories we've
ht•t•n ht:a nn~ about thC' fun they have, it should be a real

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WOMAN MELTS OWN HEAD WHEN SHE USES
OVEN CLEANER INSTEAD OF HAIR SPRAY

SSB 789-a bill to require Ever·

smells funny in Denmark, and we for one
"'n n't stand for it. If it is a sign of the times that we hav e
\ll rnak(' room for hippies. poets. and revolutionaries, then
wr say you might as well throw lhe alarm dock right out

\\llh ... tand11g. nt.•wsrarer rf'
Jlltr!t·r ... do ! tOt t>mulatt:> "detec
t!\t'..,· 1n t·xposmg corruption.
kldn.Jppt•r .... and "uh\'er-.ives.
nor rln thf'y ... hout "s top thost'
prl'"'"'l'" .. and "co mpo s e h("ad
lmt·.., .. t)\er thP phon(' after "tell ·
1ng- o11·· ng1d o;; upt·nors glued to
thl·l r rha1r' bark at the office.
Rather. thr~ work regular .
normal t'H!ht hour days. in
"P.1\'JOU'S ta<;t dull y dt•roratt>d
IW\\.., o tfw~<.. wht·re they <ipea ~
IJUH·th· and n·fra1n from tPIIi?k

An unsupervised sperm test backfired yesterday, causing a Tumwater boy to lose his left and right legs.

HBS 4367 -a proposal to trans·
form Evergreen College into a
luxury hotel for legislators when
in session.
HBS 5683-a plan to turn Ever
green college into a goat farm.

~ometh1ng

1 r,\1\. It> it "mg movies .lik('

SPERM TEST BACKFIRES, TUMWATER BOY
WSES LEGS

into a home for wayward boys.

about. H()(){'_v, t hat's what we say.

\II tht• Prt'"l dPnt '<; Y1f'n " not

Police Bullets

HBS 2354-a bill to convert that
there Evergreen State College

MAY I HAVI THI
WILLIAMS FILl,
MISS SMITH?

There's a wise adage which goes, " You c3n't teach an
old dog new tricks. Webster's Dictionary defines honesty
as telling the truth. The Bible says. ""Thou shall not suffer
a witch to live."
What does all this hav e to do with the mysterious gas
elouds which swe pt the town recently, causing our pets to
~o berserk'! We' re not exactly sure ourselves. but we're
fed up with That There Evergreen State College, which
"claims" it "doesn't have any .. idea what "we're talking

~l ayht ·

Bills Digested

ffRACIAL HARMONY''

wl'nl swishy, Wt' beat his ass
and made him rue the day hP
ever set foot on this ea rth . He's
fifteen now and in a mental in
stitution, but at least he's safe
from you -know -what.
'('ours in the one true faith.
Mrs. Mildred Bartoo
P .S. Please remove my Daily
Zero subscription. God be with
you.

OLYMPIA MAN KILLED IN MYSTERIOUS HUNT·
lNG ACCIDENT WHEN HE SHOOTS EXPLODING
RADIOACTIVE DEER AT CLOSE RANGE
An Olympia man was kiiiPd in a mysterious hunting ac cident yesterday when hP s hot an exploding radioaclive
deer at close range .
It' WE HAD A DOG AS UGL l' AS THIS Gt;\"'S FACE
WE'D SHAVE HIS BliTT AND MAKE HIM WALK
BACKWARDS

Editor's Head

THAT FIRST STEP WAS A DOOZY! Life ended fatally last
Thursday for Ed Edwin; 39, 999 Chlorine Creek Rd .. when he

Located

plunged to his death from a spacious, tastefully decorated ninth
story office on Main Street. Edwin was apparently attempting to
avoid a freak attack by local bees, but his "leap to safety" was
futile, according to informed sources. The 240-foot drop was
punctuated by a series of "almost comical'' bounces which sent
Edwin's body another 45 feet from the scene. (Dotted lines show
the path Edwin's body took before it came to a rest.) Ironically.
Edwin's body ended up within inches of Olympia's famous House
of Exterminators, which could have handled the "bee trouble"
with no muss or fuss. Edwin is survived by his wife Edna, 38;
and t hree children Eddie, 10; Edwina, 9· and Ed. Jr .. 4.

Daily Zero Editor Floyd Mun dane, 78, 666 Spitoon Ave., was
in hig h spirits yesterday when
his missing head was located
after a fe ve rish three -hour
sea rch. Mundane, who~e newspaper has won innumerable
awards for such headlines as
""NO FUN IN FUN CITY" I about

THF:RE ARE MORE DEAD
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
THAN EVER BEFORE

rape in New York), "TOOLS
MISSING" fa daily series of
'" KIM'S HEAD LOCATED,'"
claimed his own head had disappeared yesterday to incredulous
Daily Zero reporters. who apparently will put up with any
thing to get their paychecks. As
it turned out, Mundane's head
had not actually disappeared at
all, but reporters are still look ing for his bf-ain.

Sources of death listed by the
study include grisly weekend

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alert police officer Clancy Maro-on for gesturinR" wildly in a
public place, fell to the sidewalk
and expired fatally.

A trail of poodle foam · led a
concerned mob of Westside
parents to an abandoned mill on
Overhulse Road, which they
burned to the ground while the
diseased canines inside scampered in terror.

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THF: GANG OF THREE
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Karrie Jacobs
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P.-'o Perop«dve:
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WASHINGTON (API -

During a brief " limited" sUr·

mish with the Russians late la~t night, spveral million A·
mericans on the eastern seaboard are believed to have
succumbed to the effects of nuclear blasts and radiation
exposu re . A number of Soviet A-missiles, apparently
launched in response to President Carter's "Megatons for
Human Rights" program, obliterated parts of Manhattan,
Baltimore, and Arlington, Virginia.
At a hastily -called press conferenct> this morning the
Preside nt termed the affair "an exceLent example ol the
use of limited nuclear war in foreign j)()licy managemen t,"
and asked Congress for money to beef up the nation 's civil
defenses.
Carter explained that his "Megatons for Human Rights"
program had been simultaneously unveiled late yesterday
afternoon in Moscow, Stalingrad, and Kiev by special em issaries from the Department of Defense.

The CIA admitted yesterday

that it was responsible for the ruined coffee crop in South
Ame rica. as well as the earthquake in Turkey last month .
the rece nt outbreak of homosexuality in France, and the
existence of Africa's killer ~es . It denied involvement in
the meteor attack on Tumwater, Washington, blaming it
on Third World Negativists.

MANILA. The Philippines (AP)- Aircraft diverted

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Olympia police shot and killed a four -year-o ld boy for
"laughing suspiciously in a public place," according to Don
aid Rednek , local vigilante. "You get what you pay for,"
noted Chamber of Commerce member Cliff Dover, owner
of Olympia's famou s House of Tires.

South America

aws, internal ruptures from
'nhaling Pop Rocks, freak mete~rs. daily stress. gun-cleaning.
abid albino squirrels, and brain
~emorhages from shoddy journ~Siistic reading matter.

In 1967. Haight Ashbury
pioneer Sunshine Vance dis ·
covered smoking boll weevils
does not make you high.

CULPRIT SHOT

TRIO OF RABID POODI,ES RAVAGING WESTSIDE
Three rabid poodles have
biting unwary passersby since
early this morning, according to
bite victim Otto Da Fey, 2233
Bilmore Street. now dead .
"They sprang at me from
behind the Radio Snack store,"
Da Fey said, gesturing wildly ,
"t heir mouths foaming like
there was no tomorrow ."
Da Fey, who was cited by

community interest articles).
and his recent masterpiece,

According to a study conduct·
ed by the La Salle Extension
University in late 1974, th e
number of people dead, deceased, fatally injured, or mortally
wounded has been climbing
steadily since the beginning of
lhis century and is at an
all -time high. The study claims
there are now more things to
die from than at any other point
in history , and if no measures
fare taken. people will continue
to die.

Phil Tertip, 15, an emp loyee at God's Big Burgers . .,., as
injured badly yesterday when an after -hours part y on
God's premises got a little oul of hand. Tertip burned h1s
race with third degree burns when he lried to bob for
French fries, according to his mother, June Tertip. 48. 666
W. Trailer Court, who asked to remain unidentified.

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here today report that the entire island of Japan seems to
be missing. Scientists here have noticed no unusual
seismic activity, but several beachcombers have reported
a dramatic upswing in the number of Japanese glass
fishing balls that have washed ashore .

KAMPALA, Uganda (API -

Ugandan president-for ·

life ldi Amin told captive reporters here today that he was
a great admirer of Wa.shington Governor Dixy Lee Ray . "I
have the same attitude about sea gulls she does," Amin
quipped. "Except we don't have any."

KINSHASA, Zaire (API - Newly proclaimed president
Fidel Castro de<lared an end to the fighting in this
country today, and wholeheartedly denied reports that
Cuban troops bad been involved in the recent Angolan
attacks on the copper mining towns · to the south of this

capital.
TAKE A CHANCE

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NEW DELHI. India (API- Jayaprakuh Narayan, the
spiritual leader of tbe crusade that drove Indira Gahndi
from power, was reported to have been spotted riding
through the streets on a sacred cow here yesterday ,
plowed out of his mind on "Yoni." a popular New Delhi
beer.

ACARD.

The Dally Zero, Thursday, April 21, 19n A4

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I 'LL PlAY IT.

More Pathetic
Morons
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Fonzle kicks !he bejeezua oul of
RUehle's lather, just tor !he heil of
tt Fonzie Donny Osmond Spot
ChaSIIty Bono .
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An enraged Fred beals W i lma
after a shopping spree, while Dlno
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Bamey Billy Carter Bam-Bam
Sylvester Stallone
UORIFF MERVIN-TaUtlng
Griff's guesla are Dan Bt~er .
Joe Flynn, Wally Cox , Sal Mineo,
Jack Caaaidy, and their dOgs
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MARY TYLER IIORON~
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durino a newscast . and lou
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Meanwhile, Mary (Valerie Harper)
stays at home and bums hef
buns. Last show of the aeries .
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Kunta Klnte washes up on a
deserted island-or so he thlnkal
Gilligan : Bob Denver . Beach ball '
Brian Wilson .
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Guests : Jerry Lewis, Little Richard, Don Rickles , Olxy Lee Ray
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I knew I was going to be punished for this evil, but how wu
I supposed to know God would
send a big meteor out of the sky
and crUsh my whole hometown?
Luckily I wa.s on my earlymorning paper route, so I escaped death. but I feel sort of
awful that all my friend s and
family were killed because of
my weakness. What, dear Grab by, should I do?
- Slow Agony
J)eu- Slow : Sare, you're a ai.a ner and you know it. You11
probably p to HeU DO matter
what you do oow, but don't
blame youneU for the meteor
which cruahecl thoae thouoaudo
of people in your town. They
were probably abWJiq them aelvee even more than you. Why
elae would they have been
maabecl to a pulp? Cheer up.
DEAR FLABBY: I am a
lonely old man with no relatives,
no friends, and no money. I have
no reason to continue living. 1
feel no love for anything. Life is
just a cruel, meaningless joke. I
don't even know why I am writ
ing this.
-Fed Up
Dear Feel : I am oencling you a
c:opy of my lateot pamphlet,
"Ten Thine• Teen..ero Should
Know About Fuddq." Other
interested readera UD 1et cop·
ies of this profu~ely illustrated,
luU-c:olor pamphlet by aending
SI9.95 to Dear Scabby, Cavalier
PubUcationa, Box 2121 , N.Y ..
N.Y ., I0024. Allow 18 weeka for
handlins.

EVENING

MORNING
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DEAR SHABBY: Can you get
pregnant from a vacuum clean er? I need to know. Sign me,
- Needs To Know
Dear Noeda: Mite ,toveo ucl
pleaty of paillt tiWmer are all
you11 Deed to make It tllro.....
the teeD "yean of olwDe." Write
me qalo. I care.
DEAR GRAB BY : I like to
think of myself .. a fairly pure
boy, but a couple of weeks ago
after "Gharley's Angels" I broke
down and abused myself severely. I fe lt remorse like you
wouldn ' t believe and even
washed my eyes out with soap,
but the next week there I was
again, watching that sinful show
and then abusing myseU with a
furios ity that astonished my
half-crazed brain.

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CRABBY:

HIY A, BABEl THE TUS-

SOCK MOTH QUEEN FLIES
INTO OUR HEARTS - Beautiful yet humble Silzette Pe rke
showed her pearly whites today
as Ed Edwin, this year's
chairman of the Tussockonians.
fitted her into the traditional
scepter and robe (donated by
Olympia's famous House Of
Uniforms) and presented her
with a dozen red bathing suits.
Giggling, Suzette sized it all up
by saying, "That'~ one for every
day of the weeki" Her proud
parents (not pictured) were
unable to attend the coronation
because they sustained fatal
injuries today when a freak
meteor wiped Tumwater off the
face of the earth (see relAted
story).
Suzette, 17, a virgin, attends
McCarthy High School in her
s pare time.

correctlobs
Yesterday's Daily Zero con·
tained several unfortunate mis·
takes which we are very sorry
for. We apologize profusely for
any inconvenience to our readers.
In the article on this year's
Miss America contest, the word
" pimples" s hould hav e been
"dimples."
The photo caption about "the
rapist minister visiting from
Boise" should have been "the
Baptist minister visiting from
Boise."
In the story about the Daily
Zero winning a special Pulitzer
Prize, "The Daily Zero" should
have been " The Washington
Post."

Women's Soccer Team
Carries On
Evrr~ref'n Women 's Soccer
adds two clo~ely - defeated games
I< I tis second season in the WashIn~ tun Women 's State Soccer
Lt'.lKUe . Practtces are stepping up
l<1r an upcommK double-header
thts weekend .
Geodud. women hosted the

Seattle Comet s April 9 for their
'<'nmJ 1n a ten -game season .

Notwithstanding an earl~ Comet
score, goalkeeper Marcia Leven son and fullbacks Cathy Bucher.
Kaye V. ladd . and Melanie Bennet! maintained a stalwart drf('nse . stu rdil y wit h standin g fre quent corner kicks and a drama tically·saved indirKI kick . After
half-time , teamwork snapped in to tight ly -knit action and confi -

dence su rged to land a goal dur ing an o ffen sive foray by for wards Amanda Sargent and Heidi
Ehrenberg . Only in the last seconds of the game , remarkable
su rprise s trategy and a narrowl y ·
placed shot settled the Comet 's
victory of 2-1
With anotht•r wt.•c~ of prdctice
under the1r c ll'a~s . thl' hard workmg team met Scattll''s widely -reputed
Wonderwomen
m
Woodland Pari.. la !> l Saturday ,
and emergeJ w1th am1thcr <;lim
defeat , 1-0 . A !>tm.!.;~r pJtlern ol
heavy - Jl•len~t · pla y early m tht'
~aml' 1-.l'pl c n<tl -nrrved ~Pdlu·
Anne Stnm• in ac lum and held
tht• W\tnderwomt'n.., <>con.• t1t the
onl y p.u.ll t~l thl' go:~mt• Rl•turnLng
midtu.·]d., Sh.wn...l M.1y and Martm.J G ulifltd hdd a ..,launch len tt•r hm· a ~ l: vergret'n h'rw...~rJ..,
rJihcd tn Ctlnlrnl tht• ball 10 tht'
~t·cnml h.11f ,1nJ -. mnotht•J out
ta .... t· pii..,!> tng I<•Jm strategLe<> wtthnut ..,U(Cl'<>~fully landmg a ).tl'al.
The enthuSloJSIIC women !>land
ht rever!>t' tht'lf current game rec·
t~rd ol one wm , two los'>t''> thio;
weekt•nd when they met·! High lint• s la c!..'., 1111.., on homt• I uri
Saturday and return to Seattle
agamst the Scoops on Sunday
Both garrtes pnlmL<>e high cxntemt•nt bctwl'l'n well - matcheJ
ll'dms . and a command pc.>rfor mancc of Evergreen effort m acIL~o>n
S<~turday's game !> tart "
prPmptly at noon nn tht' Ever grt't'n held . rain or shme .

•)lympta, Wash

402 CapttOI Way

Th e finest

....""eplants
very reasonably pnced

Olympia

Greenh

1515 NO . DIVISION
'12 miles Norlh
Westside Center

API . ZZ- U

door ooen 11
fiiST

SMII¥1111 Ill

niwll!

Announcements Are Free
Saturday , April 23
Too Late For The Ar1s And Event s
Col umn . But Here Goes Anyway
KAOS- FM presents a speclat shOw •ng o f THE BIG SLEEP . the 1947
movte c laSSIC based on the great
novel by Raymond Chandler . with a
SC H~~nplay co - wnuen by William
Faulkner dHe CI10n by Howard
Hawk s and leadmg roles by Hum phrey Bogan and Lauren Bacall LH
One 7 and 9 30 p m The $1 ad ·
m•sston gets yo u tree popcorn

B ttc h Tt ckets may l-e presented
to the SoundlnQ 801rd tor a1nng
Regular Sounding Board meettngs
are held the ltrst Wednesday of the
month at 8 30 . CAB 110 If need
anses the Sounding Board will call
a spectal meellng The Sounding
Board olltce ts located a! ltb 3231 ,
it6156
rwo CAREER/LIFE-STYLE PLANNING programs will be ottered In
Aprtl and May by Michelle lwu , a
counselor at Car88r Planning and
Placement
The programs will
cover A) How to identify and use
lmpor1ant resources 1o plan desired
ltfe-style or career , B) How to
develop self-marketability without
setlmg out. and C) How to develop
confidence and sattsfaction from
life-style or car88f choice The first
program w ill take place on Wednesday , Apnt 27 , from 10 a .m to 2
In the Career Resource
p m
Center. lib . 1213.
A questionnaire is a . . ailable and
necessary tor all students int&rested
In Helping r:,elatlonahlp &Iiiiis group
contra<:! fOf next year It may be
ptcked up outstde Earle McNett'S
otHce . Library 1412, and must be
returned by May 13th
Tune I nto NEWS FROM THE
LEFT END OF THE DtAl , every
Thursday evening 6 30 - 7 30 p m
on KAOS- FM , 89 3, for community ,
naltonal , and International news ,
plus special reports . We present In ·
formation end analysis not found In
the conseNallve commercial med ia

Beg~nnlng on Sunday , April 24 ,
K AOS -F M will pr-esent a six · pert
series ot talk ahows , Neh oo Sun day at 10 p.m . • midnight. The first
IOplc is " What Is !he Point of Aller ·
native Education?" Others will Include : living al E'<'ergreen , Gover·
nance. Student Role In Curriculum
Planning , Wort~;lng at Evergreen .
and E't"'fgreen's Sexual ClhT\Ite.
Anyone whO WOUld like to ~rtlc ­
lpete In any of t~ 1how1 u pwt
of the panel dlacuHion, pHiue call
Rob at 888-5115, or ....,. a mee11 KAOS (C AB 3041.

The PACIFIC NORTHWEST WOM EN 'S MUSIC FESTIVAl will take
place on May 6 , 7, and 8, a:
Evwgreen . Performances and workshops tor local and national
remlnlst musicians are scheduled
F()( more Information , call 866-6162
The schedule tor the RECREATIONAL ARTS CENTER OPEN
STUDIO ia available a! last , and
here II is ·
211 DARKROOM : Monday(12 3010 p m .). Tuesday (12 30-6 p m ),
Wednesday, (12 : :»-6 p .m ), Thursday (12 : 30-10 p .m .), Friday (12 305 p m .), Sunday (12 · 3Q-.8 p.m )
211 METAL ARTS JEWElRY
STUDIO : Monday {'loon-S p.m .),
Tuesday tnoon-5 p m ). Wednesday
tnoon-5 p m . ).Thursday (5-10 p .m ),
Friday (1U a .m ·J p m ), Sunday
(noon-5 p m ).
201 CERAMlCS : Monday (10
am ·1 p.m ). Tuesday (10 a m .·t
p m ). Wednesday (10 a.m -6 p.m .).
Thursday (1 -7 p m ), Friday (10
am -3 p m ), Saturday (II am -4
pm

Apphcatt ons for the jOb ot E.11.K ·
utln Secretary lor the SeNtces and
Act t...,ltles F8es Revtew Board are
now being accepted The jOb IS a
20 30 hour - per . week tnternshtp
and reQulr('s a one- year commtt ment For a tOb descnpt1on and appliC&IIOn contact Constance Pata1a
tn CAB 305 ; or call 866· 6220 Ap pl tcaltons are due by Wednesday ,
Aprtl 27 Seleclton wtll be Monday ,
May 12 The jOb will begtn July 1.
1977
GREEK DANCE will be taught at
a one-day workshop on April 23 In
the lacey Community Center
Advtnce registrat ion Is required
Call AI Wiedeman at ~707 or
linda Harris at 943-9803
THE SELF· HELP BICYCLE REPAIR FACILITIES Spring quarter
hours ate : Fridaya and Saturdays
12 - 5 p.m 11 Is locatep In the
basement of the CA B . the dally
usage lee Is 2:5 cents

KAOS - FM will broadcast a
recording of the recent Charles
Mingus Quintet con cert that was
held Sunday , April 3, at the Tyee
Moto r Inn in Tumwater. Bo th
sets performed b y the Mingus
Quintet will be aired this Sat urday evening , April 23, starting at
7 p . m . and continuing until a fter
9 p .m . The reco rding was made
exclusively fo r KAOS-FM and
will be broadcast one ti m e only .
The recording contract sti pulates
that immediately fo llowing the
bro ad ca st the master tape must
~erased .

- -- - -

FOUND (or-actually , dtscovered) ,
two puppies , 4 - 5 mo · old , '" " F"
parking tot 4 f 12 177 One male.
mostly shepherd , black and !an
One female , wh1te wtth brown
spots, temer and beagle Please
clatm within 24 hours or they go to
the Humane Society Call n at 9-430928 ( Melt ing Pot Restaurant) 11
am to 10 p m or leave message
at866 -5124
I have a purebred Wetmaraner
puppy , female , beautiful , trtendly ,
1
1 h years old - tree - call 352 ·

0755
For sale 6 · strmg church- style
dulctmer wtlh soft case . S60 Call
866·6270 mornings Marsha

"

Open a savings accounl

506 S Wash

Olympia

MANBARIN

HEJDSE
The only Mandarin
Chinese restaurant
in town.
LUNCH
Mon .· Frl 1t 30-3 00

SMORGASBOARD
Mon -Fri. 11 30-2 00

DINNER
Sun .-Thurs 3 00-10 30
Fri 3
·12 00
Sat . 4 00-12 00

Reser\'atlons available Food orders to go
at so serve American and vegetarian food . •
111 NO CAPfTOL WAY 352-8855

We

YMPIA FEDERAL SAVINGS

• -•
DOWNTOWN OlYMPIA • 357-5575

•

WEST OLY MPIA • 357-3200

We're new. Come in
and give us a try. We
thinK you'll like it.

ACARD.

The Dally Zero, Thursday, April 21, 19n A4

DE~.R
I 'LL PlAY IT.

More Pathetic
Morons
Ennie

NUDOSY
THER E' 5 N O
t-W GOO·
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NEWS-Lany 1-ICu•r
NEWS-S-.y I GNmpy I Oopoy
Lloyd Gooney reads an editorial :
"Shoot Welfare Mothers."
NEW5-Bemla I Bozo

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REPORT

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HOW'S CROPS?-Farmlnv
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CHEAP CARTOONS
YOKEL NEWS
OI NKING FOR DOllARS-Game
MOVE YOUR ARMS AROUND-·
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HOUSEWIVES ON PARADE
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? ··
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THE HUMiliATION GAME

HOW LOW Will YOU 00?-Gomo
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AFTERNOON
100
LOVE LACEY~
Ricky and Lucy go oul of their
mlnda wUh boredom when their
e~~r breaks down In a small WashIngton town
0 DOZE THROUGH OUR LIVES-

01

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1 :30
AFTERNOON lllBLE aREAK
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FEEBLO THE CLOWN-Chllckon
STUNTS FOR MORON$-GIII"M
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JESUS-Sen.l
CRAPPY DAY5--Co•ioedJ
Fonzle kicks !he bejeezua oul of
RUehle's lather, just tor !he heil of
tt Fonzie Donny Osmond Spot
ChaSIIty Bono .
300
Gl THE FLINTSTONED-Cattoon
An enraged Fred beals W i lma
after a shopping spree, while Dlno
and Pebblts look on, hOf"Tifled
Bamey Billy Carter Bam-Bam
Sylvester Stallone
UORIFF MERVIN-TaUtlng
Griff's guesla are Dan Bt~er .
Joe Flynn, Wally Cox , Sal Mineo,
Jack Caaaidy, and their dOgs
U THE NEW MICKEY MOUSE
CLU8-ChUd'wn
M ou aeketeers play games with
hoat Roman Polanski.
3 30
.,
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Mr Rodgers leaches how to
simper.
0 MARY HEARTLESS, MARY
HEARTLESS-Serlel
laughter Ia strained u Mery
(louise Lasser) atarea at !he
c am1ra In a cocaine-Induced
stupor tor the fifth day In a row.
Tom Jim Nabora L~ta · Betty

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Host : The Pillsbury Douoh Boy .
MARY TYLER IIORON~
Ted (Ed Asner) expoaea himself
durino a newscast . and lou
(Ciorls Leachman) vows 10 kill him.
Meanwhile, Mary (Valerie Harper)
stays at home and bums hef
buns. Last show of the aeries .
ROOTS I ROOTS I ROOTS 1-

~less

but still o bst inate
Kunta Klnte washes up on a
deserted island-or so he thlnkal
Gilligan : Bob Denver . Beach ball '
Brian Wilson .
0W1DE WORLD OF SNORTS-Fun
Rich stars gel high and laugh
foolishly . Hott : Jan is Joplin .
UcELEBRtTY NUDE WRESTLINGGomo
Harry Aeasonef vs Barbara Wal·
ltfS .

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0

Chico gets depressed . Las! shOw
of the series.
FARLEY'S ANGELS
Farrah Fawceii - Ma lora Is overwhelmed with pride when her
pholo appears on the Iron! page
ot the Lacey Leadef

1100

ft NEW5-Ptll.. I Dixie
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11 : 30
0 JOHNNY BOY CARSON-Talking

0

Guest host : William C.iley .
Guests : Jerry Lewis, Little Richard, Don Rickles , Olxy Lee Ray
100
TOIIORROW-4-oll
,
Tom Snyde r talks with a gay
midQet whO clalme she was kidnapped by a UFO In a IOfl'nef life.
Atso · Maaturo.tlon .
200
1.0 . 70 CLUII-Aellglon
Guest : Mar.r Jo Bob Smith ,
autholass or ''God Klll.t My Baby
For A Very Good Aeuon ."
3 •00
SHUT THAT DAMN THING OFF

CD

Gl

I knew I was going to be punished for this evil, but how wu
I supposed to know God would
send a big meteor out of the sky
and crUsh my whole hometown?
Luckily I wa.s on my earlymorning paper route, so I escaped death. but I feel sort of
awful that all my friend s and
family were killed because of
my weakness. What, dear Grab by, should I do?
- Slow Agony
J)eu- Slow : Sare, you're a ai.a ner and you know it. You11
probably p to HeU DO matter
what you do oow, but don't
blame youneU for the meteor
which cruahecl thoae thouoaudo
of people in your town. They
were probably abWJiq them aelvee even more than you. Why
elae would they have been
maabecl to a pulp? Cheer up.
DEAR FLABBY: I am a
lonely old man with no relatives,
no friends, and no money. I have
no reason to continue living. 1
feel no love for anything. Life is
just a cruel, meaningless joke. I
don't even know why I am writ
ing this.
-Fed Up
Dear Feel : I am oencling you a
c:opy of my lateot pamphlet,
"Ten Thine• Teen..ero Should
Know About Fuddq." Other
interested readera UD 1et cop·
ies of this profu~ely illustrated,
luU-c:olor pamphlet by aending
SI9.95 to Dear Scabby, Cavalier
PubUcationa, Box 2121 , N.Y ..
N.Y ., I0024. Allow 18 weeka for
handlins.

EVENING

MORNING
~00

DEAR SHABBY: Can you get
pregnant from a vacuum clean er? I need to know. Sign me,
- Needs To Know
Dear Noeda: Mite ,toveo ucl
pleaty of paillt tiWmer are all
you11 Deed to make It tllro.....
the teeD "yean of olwDe." Write
me qalo. I care.
DEAR GRAB BY : I like to
think of myself .. a fairly pure
boy, but a couple of weeks ago
after "Gharley's Angels" I broke
down and abused myself severely. I fe lt remorse like you
wouldn ' t believe and even
washed my eyes out with soap,
but the next week there I was
again, watching that sinful show
and then abusing myseU with a
furios ity that astonished my
half-crazed brain.

0
U

ler

T HERE 5 NO HELP
FOR ME_- .. I'M
TRAPPED

TV JIVE

CRABBY:

HIY A, BABEl THE TUS-

SOCK MOTH QUEEN FLIES
INTO OUR HEARTS - Beautiful yet humble Silzette Pe rke
showed her pearly whites today
as Ed Edwin, this year's
chairman of the Tussockonians.
fitted her into the traditional
scepter and robe (donated by
Olympia's famous House Of
Uniforms) and presented her
with a dozen red bathing suits.
Giggling, Suzette sized it all up
by saying, "That'~ one for every
day of the weeki" Her proud
parents (not pictured) were
unable to attend the coronation
because they sustained fatal
injuries today when a freak
meteor wiped Tumwater off the
face of the earth (see relAted
story).
Suzette, 17, a virgin, attends
McCarthy High School in her
s pare time.

correctlobs
Yesterday's Daily Zero con·
tained several unfortunate mis·
takes which we are very sorry
for. We apologize profusely for
any inconvenience to our readers.
In the article on this year's
Miss America contest, the word
" pimples" s hould hav e been
"dimples."
The photo caption about "the
rapist minister visiting from
Boise" should have been "the
Baptist minister visiting from
Boise."
In the story about the Daily
Zero winning a special Pulitzer
Prize, "The Daily Zero" should
have been " The Washington
Post."

Women's Soccer Team
Carries On
Evrr~ref'n Women 's Soccer
adds two clo~ely - defeated games
I< I tis second season in the WashIn~ tun Women 's State Soccer
Lt'.lKUe . Practtces are stepping up
l<1r an upcommK double-header
thts weekend .
Geodud. women hosted the

Seattle Comet s April 9 for their
'<'nmJ 1n a ten -game season .

Notwithstanding an earl~ Comet
score, goalkeeper Marcia Leven son and fullbacks Cathy Bucher.
Kaye V. ladd . and Melanie Bennet! maintained a stalwart drf('nse . stu rdil y wit h standin g fre quent corner kicks and a drama tically·saved indirKI kick . After
half-time , teamwork snapped in to tight ly -knit action and confi -

dence su rged to land a goal dur ing an o ffen sive foray by for wards Amanda Sargent and Heidi
Ehrenberg . Only in the last seconds of the game , remarkable
su rprise s trategy and a narrowl y ·
placed shot settled the Comet 's
victory of 2-1
With anotht•r wt.•c~ of prdctice
under the1r c ll'a~s . thl' hard workmg team met Scattll''s widely -reputed
Wonderwomen
m
Woodland Pari.. la !> l Saturday ,
and emergeJ w1th am1thcr <;lim
defeat , 1-0 . A !>tm.!.;~r pJtlern ol
heavy - Jl•len~t · pla y early m tht'
~aml' 1-.l'pl c n<tl -nrrved ~Pdlu·
Anne Stnm• in ac lum and held
tht• W\tnderwomt'n.., <>con.• t1t the
onl y p.u.ll t~l thl' go:~mt• Rl•turnLng
midtu.·]d., Sh.wn...l M.1y and Martm.J G ulifltd hdd a ..,launch len tt•r hm· a ~ l: vergret'n h'rw...~rJ..,
rJihcd tn Ctlnlrnl tht• ball 10 tht'
~t·cnml h.11f ,1nJ -. mnotht•J out
ta .... t· pii..,!> tng I<•Jm strategLe<> wtthnut ..,U(Cl'<>~fully landmg a ).tl'al.
The enthuSloJSIIC women !>land
ht rever!>t' tht'lf current game rec·
t~rd ol one wm , two los'>t''> thio;
weekt•nd when they met·! High lint• s la c!..'., 1111.., on homt• I uri
Saturday and return to Seattle
agamst the Scoops on Sunday
Both garrtes pnlmL<>e high cxntemt•nt bctwl'l'n well - matcheJ
ll'dms . and a command pc.>rfor mancc of Evergreen effort m acIL~o>n
S<~turday's game !> tart "
prPmptly at noon nn tht' Ever grt't'n held . rain or shme .

•)lympta, Wash

402 CapttOI Way

Th e finest

....""eplants
very reasonably pnced

Olympia

Greenh

1515 NO . DIVISION
'12 miles Norlh
Westside Center

API . ZZ- U

door ooen 11
fiiST

SMII¥1111 Ill

niwll!

Announcements Are Free
Saturday , April 23
Too Late For The Ar1s And Event s
Col umn . But Here Goes Anyway
KAOS- FM presents a speclat shOw •ng o f THE BIG SLEEP . the 1947
movte c laSSIC based on the great
novel by Raymond Chandler . with a
SC H~~nplay co - wnuen by William
Faulkner dHe CI10n by Howard
Hawk s and leadmg roles by Hum phrey Bogan and Lauren Bacall LH
One 7 and 9 30 p m The $1 ad ·
m•sston gets yo u tree popcorn

B ttc h Tt ckets may l-e presented
to the SoundlnQ 801rd tor a1nng
Regular Sounding Board meettngs
are held the ltrst Wednesday of the
month at 8 30 . CAB 110 If need
anses the Sounding Board will call
a spectal meellng The Sounding
Board olltce ts located a! ltb 3231 ,
it6156
rwo CAREER/LIFE-STYLE PLANNING programs will be ottered In
Aprtl and May by Michelle lwu , a
counselor at Car88r Planning and
Placement
The programs will
cover A) How to identify and use
lmpor1ant resources 1o plan desired
ltfe-style or career , B) How to
develop self-marketability without
setlmg out. and C) How to develop
confidence and sattsfaction from
life-style or car88f choice The first
program w ill take place on Wednesday , Apnt 27 , from 10 a .m to 2
In the Career Resource
p m
Center. lib . 1213.
A questionnaire is a . . ailable and
necessary tor all students int&rested
In Helping r:,elatlonahlp &Iiiiis group
contra<:! fOf next year It may be
ptcked up outstde Earle McNett'S
otHce . Library 1412, and must be
returned by May 13th
Tune I nto NEWS FROM THE
LEFT END OF THE DtAl , every
Thursday evening 6 30 - 7 30 p m
on KAOS- FM , 89 3, for community ,
naltonal , and International news ,
plus special reports . We present In ·
formation end analysis not found In
the conseNallve commercial med ia

Beg~nnlng on Sunday , April 24 ,
K AOS -F M will pr-esent a six · pert
series ot talk ahows , Neh oo Sun day at 10 p.m . • midnight. The first
IOplc is " What Is !he Point of Aller ·
native Education?" Others will Include : living al E'<'ergreen , Gover·
nance. Student Role In Curriculum
Planning , Wort~;lng at Evergreen .
and E't"'fgreen's Sexual ClhT\Ite.
Anyone whO WOUld like to ~rtlc ­
lpete In any of t~ 1how1 u pwt
of the panel dlacuHion, pHiue call
Rob at 888-5115, or ....,. a mee11 KAOS (C AB 3041.

The PACIFIC NORTHWEST WOM EN 'S MUSIC FESTIVAl will take
place on May 6 , 7, and 8, a:
Evwgreen . Performances and workshops tor local and national
remlnlst musicians are scheduled
F()( more Information , call 866-6162
The schedule tor the RECREATIONAL ARTS CENTER OPEN
STUDIO ia available a! last , and
here II is ·
211 DARKROOM : Monday(12 3010 p m .). Tuesday (12 30-6 p m ),
Wednesday, (12 : :»-6 p .m ), Thursday (12 : 30-10 p .m .), Friday (12 305 p m .), Sunday (12 · 3Q-.8 p.m )
211 METAL ARTS JEWElRY
STUDIO : Monday {'loon-S p.m .),
Tuesday tnoon-5 p m ). Wednesday
tnoon-5 p m . ).Thursday (5-10 p .m ),
Friday (1U a .m ·J p m ), Sunday
(noon-5 p m ).
201 CERAMlCS : Monday (10
am ·1 p.m ). Tuesday (10 a m .·t
p m ). Wednesday (10 a.m -6 p.m .).
Thursday (1 -7 p m ), Friday (10
am -3 p m ), Saturday (II am -4
pm

Apphcatt ons for the jOb ot E.11.K ·
utln Secretary lor the SeNtces and
Act t...,ltles F8es Revtew Board are
now being accepted The jOb IS a
20 30 hour - per . week tnternshtp
and reQulr('s a one- year commtt ment For a tOb descnpt1on and appliC&IIOn contact Constance Pata1a
tn CAB 305 ; or call 866· 6220 Ap pl tcaltons are due by Wednesday ,
Aprtl 27 Seleclton wtll be Monday ,
May 12 The jOb will begtn July 1.
1977
GREEK DANCE will be taught at
a one-day workshop on April 23 In
the lacey Community Center
Advtnce registrat ion Is required
Call AI Wiedeman at ~707 or
linda Harris at 943-9803
THE SELF· HELP BICYCLE REPAIR FACILITIES Spring quarter
hours ate : Fridaya and Saturdays
12 - 5 p.m 11 Is locatep In the
basement of the CA B . the dally
usage lee Is 2:5 cents

KAOS - FM will broadcast a
recording of the recent Charles
Mingus Quintet con cert that was
held Sunday , April 3, at the Tyee
Moto r Inn in Tumwater. Bo th
sets performed b y the Mingus
Quintet will be aired this Sat urday evening , April 23, starting at
7 p . m . and continuing until a fter
9 p .m . The reco rding was made
exclusively fo r KAOS-FM and
will be broadcast one ti m e only .
The recording contract sti pulates
that immediately fo llowing the
bro ad ca st the master tape must
~erased .

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Overllulse Road Property

CPJ Summer Job Openings
Applicati9ns are now being accepted for the positions
of Editor and Business Manager of the COOPER POINT
JOURNAL , which will be filled for the summer quarter,
1977. Resumes should be submitted to the President's Office, Lib. 3109 by 5 p.m. on Friday, April 29.
The Board of Publications will interview candidates for
the jobs on the morning of May 3. Affirmative Action
guidelines will be followed.

SOUND

ADVKE-

continued from page 4
legislature and enrollment was
being cut. There was not the
"pressing need" for new hou5ing
which Myers was assuming.
The justification for an "economically feasible" development

also fell by the wayside. Economic feasibility was being predicated on the value of the land, i.e.
how much money investors were
sinking into it was dictating how
great the returns they had to get
in order to make it "feasible ."
Russ Fox, Evergl'ffn faculty and
CPA member, rebutted this justi·
fication ~n at a Regional Planning hearing in 1972 . This excuse,
he said, "is saying tha,t the plan·
ning is to be done . by the land
values, and we all know what
has happened to the land values
there . TheY have been skyrocket·
ing out of proportion because
there hasn't been a plan to put
them into a realistic perspective
. should density be defined by
the value of the land that has
grown out of lack of a plan1 If
so, we might as well not even be
doing any planning. "
In this instance, the voice of
reason carried the day . Myers
was denied his development
plans. He took his case to court
in an attempt to overturn the
Commission 's ruling. but lost this
appeal as well. Frustrated at all
turns , Myers had to let his plans
rest. In cases such as this, how·
ever, time is always on the side
of the developer . They are al ·
ways going to continue to lobby
for permission to develop . They
need only be granted it once.
Those who have interest in main·
taining nOn-renewable resources,
such as agricultural lands, and
implementing and enforcing a
comp rehensive and rational land·
use policy to serve these ends,
must maintain consta nt vigilance.
For as long as profitability is best
served by development , the deck
will always bf' stacked against
them. l'he wheels of progress are
con tinually rolling, ready to
steamroller those who are im·
petuous enough to consider im·
peding its forward momentum .
THE-CURRENT SITUATION
Things have changed somewhat on Overhulse. Myers is no
longer as implicated in the man·

agement and future of the property , though his hand is by no
mtans withdrawn . The State
Sen•rities Division conducted an
investigation of Myers which resulted in the limited partnerships
switching much of the property
management over to Heinisphe~
Corp. Tht investors have found
themselves in possession of land
they paid artificially inflatr.d
prices for, with no hope: of developing to the extent originally intended . To recoup some of their
investments, however, they are

pretty much impelled to develop
to the maximum extent possible .
In preparation for this they are
planning the evictions of at least
thirt~n houses in the area. This
decision wiiJ be coming from considerations of "economic feasibility" again, and not concern for
the future needs of the com·
munity.
Lately a group of Overhulse
residents has been meeting to ad·
dress this concern. They want to
see the land recognized and dealt
with according to its agricultural
potential. What is so abhorrent
in the eyes of these community
members is the fact that the deci ·
sions for disposal of. the land are
being made by people living in
Michigan , Illinois, and Ohio ,
who have no stake in the future
of the community, but only want
to extract monetary gain . The
group is drawing up a petition to
call for a freeze on all develop·
ment in the area until a compre·
hensive plan is adopted for the
preservation of agricultural re·
sources.
Other action being contem·
plated includes sy mbolic crep
plantings on some of the property
even if evictions are carried out.
which is likely . Frank , of Nis·
qually Valley Produce. has indi·
cated he would be interested in
purchasing any lettuce which
could be grown. Planting it would
demonstrate both the potentiaL
interest , and demand for the
land's agricultural capabilities.
Both of these actions will re·
quire supplementa l energy from
interested folks .Those wishing to
obtain further information or to
participate in an effort to gam
community control over our
property , should call Patrick at
866-4133 , or Sunnymuffin Farm ,
866-1305 .

.---- \\~II~ I[) ~·lil ILiL=--,

JEFF BECK LIVE
WITH THE

JAN HAMMER GROUP

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$(.111 _ _ , . . . .""'

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Appearing Tues APRIL 19 - Sun. MAY 15

Malvina Reynolds

Womansong
by Karrie Jacobs

'They have them all over the
country, but there haven 't been
any women's music festivals in
this area,' said Becca Todd, re ·
ferring to the upcoming Pacific
Northwest Women's Music Festi ·
val which she is helping to or·
ganize at Evergreen . The festival,
slated to take place May 6, 7,
and 8, will be an extended week ·
end of concerts and workshops
intended to promote feminist
co nsciousness through music .
The events include open mike
performances o n Saturday and .
Sunday mornings, workshops
dealing with topics such as the
politics behind women 's music ,
songs for children, Balkan singing, and music from a Third
World perspective . There will be
a song-sharing and critiqu~ time
that, unlike the open mike sess•ons, will give women critical
feedback on their own music.
The main events of the festival
will be the nightly conce rts fea turing a variety of performers.
The first concert of the weekend
will take place on Friday May b
at 7 p.m . and will star Malvina
(" Little Boxes" ) Reynolds , the 76
year·old singer / songw riter from
Berkeley .
Reynolds will be sharin~~t the
night 's billing with Naomi Little·
bear and the Ursa Minor Choir,
a Portland·based group. Little ~
bear and friends perform feminist
political music accompanied by
p1ano, flute, guitar and saxo·
phone .
Saturday night's performance
will start with two musicians
from Bellevue, Maggie Savage
and Jude Fogelquist. They have
been to~,Jring Washington to ·
gether playing guitars in ac~om­
paniment to Savage's vocals.
Next on Saturday's billing is a
ptanist and songwrite r , Mary
Watkins, a member of the Olivia
Records Collective. She has ac·

companied Holly Near and Meg
Christian in concert and played
keyboard on Teresa Trull's al·
bum , '' The Ways a Woman Can
Be ." Watkins' musical style is a
blend which reflects jazz classi ·
cal. pop and soul in£luences .

TERESA TRUll RETURNS
Topping the Saturday night
concert will be another Olivia
artist , Teresa Trull, in her second
performance at Evergreen this
year. Her music grows from her
North Caroli na upbringing and
encompasses yodels, fancy guitar
work , and a kazoo solo or two .
The last concert of the festival
will take place on Sunday after·
noon and will feature Ginny
Bales and a band ca lled Baba
Yaga .
Bales is a Connecticu t musician
involved in the New Haven
Women 's Music Collective and
performs with a band called the
Night Angels. She accompanies
her vocals on piano and guitar.
Baba Yaga , a seven·piece band
from Portland, will conclude the
festival with a dance . Baba Yaga
is a Latin jazz and funk group
whose repertoire includes many
origina l works performed on
trumpet, saxophone, guitar, pi ·
ano . and percussion .
" WOMEN PREFERRED "
The festival is being advertised
for a "women preferred " audi·
ence and brings to mind the trou·
bles that occurred at the Meg
Christian and Teresa Trull con·
cert last January , which many
men trying to attend found that
they were not welcome.
Festival promoter Mary Fitz·
gerald said that they were adver ·
tising as "women preferred" in
hopes that "men won 't expect to
be greeted with open arms ."
" We prefer this to be an all ·
womar1 event," the festival brochure states. " It is not often that
women consciously gather to ap ·
plaud women . This festival is

such an opportunity Therefore,
although Wt> ca nnot restrict men
from attending for legal reaso ns ,
they are discouraged from co m ·
ing
The festival planning was init1 ·
ated by Mary Fitzgerald, who
decided to undertake the organi·
z.ation of the event as a project
for her studies program , Com·
munications and Community.
" Essentially on campus there
aren't any women 's events," said
Fitzgerald . '' They don't happen
unless people initiate them ."
One problem was finding art ·
ists who wanted to perform and
who were willing to finalize a
co~t ract agreement. " It was hard
to get people (musicians]to come
until they knew what the festival
was going to be like," Fitzgerald
explained, "and we couldn' t tell
what the festival would be like
until we knew who was going to
perform ."
HOUSING
Now that there are artists def·
initely committed to the event
and most of the major plans have
been made, there are many little
details to attend to . One is the
problem of housing . Many worn ·
en are expected to attend the fes tival from outside the local area .
In fact , most of the advance ticket
sales have been from Oregon .
There is a need to find housing
for the festival audience and Fitz·
gerald is hoping that loca l women
will offer the use of their couc hes,
floors, and land for festival lodg·
ing.
Tickets for the festival co n ·
certs, which will be held in the
Library lobby, are available in
advance through the Women's
Center at $4 for one concert, $7
for two and $10 for the entire
weekend . Tickets will be avail ·
able at the door for $4 per con cert . so it might be best to pur·
chase your tickets early for
Round Two of music by and for
women at Evergreen .

FILMS
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , Apri l 21
AN EVENING OF BIOGRAPHIES
Three short movies lrom Evergreen's
colleclion and I he Washh"lgl on Slate
' Film ltbrary Einstein ; Ben Gurion ,
Builder of 1 N1Uon ; and The Story
of C.r1 Quail¥ Jung . CAB Coffeehouse, B 30 p. m FREE
Friday , April 22
BIZARRE , BIZARRE (1937) Marcel
Carne (ChUdren of P1radlae) dtrec·
ted this fantasy abOut mislaken
tdenlllles, chases, and slrange
characters The screenplay was
written by Jacques Prevert (who
also wrote Chlldr.n of Plntdlae)
and the cas! includes Michael Si·
mon , Jean · Louis Barrauh , lOutS
Jouvel, and Francoise Rosay Wllh
NOTHING SACRED (1937. 75 min )
Ben Hecht wrote lhe scnpt lor what
at lhe ltme was a very darmg attack
on publtc tly methods and the press
Carole Lombard plays a small town
woman who IS thought to be dying
tram r&dtUm potsoning (bul whO is
aclually m perlecl health) A large
New York newspaper hopes to gain
readers by g•v•ng her a lot ol money
and lollowmg the "last wee+ts" of
her hie . Others 10 lhe cast include
Frednc March as the repor1er who
accompames Lombard on her fling,
Walter Connolly as his edtlor , and
Slg Aumann as a lamous European
specialist on radium poisomng Pre.
sented by the Fnday Nile Film
Series . LH One , 3 and 7 :30 p m
only, 75 cents
Tuesday , Apnl 26
THREE
MOUNTAINEERING
FILMS presenled by lhe Alpine
Club · Atcenl , Sol.o , and Abyn .
LH Four , 7 · 30 p.m . Donations .
Wednesday , April 27
THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL
(EI Angel Extermlr\ldor) (1962) Luis
Bunuel directed this surrealisllc
movie about a group of Mexican
aristocrats trapped by a mystic
Ioree •nslde a mansion Sbme
people consider this film hypnotic .
original , and wickedly funny Olh4rs ftnd il bonng , pretentious ,
and horribly acted . VIRIDIANA
(1961) Another Bunuel 111m This
one attacks religious bigotry and
Christian mythology Presented by
the Academic Film Series LH One.
1 · 3Qand 7· 30 p _m FREE
IN OLYMPIA
ROCKY Olympic Theater . 357·

Jo<22 .
SMALL CHANGE FrancoiS Truf laut's excellent study of children In
a small French town . The Cinema,
~591~ .

CONCERT FOR BANGLADESH
With Bob Dylan, Aavl Shankar,
George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Eric
Clapton , and others . Hear George
steal " My Sweet lord" In front of
thousands . Midnight shows April 22
and 23 . The Cinema, 943-5914 .
LIFEGUARD and FRATERNITY
ROW rated PG Capilol Thealer,

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THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES
AGAIN Walch Peter Sellers get
unfunny before your eyes . With ·
MUSTANG COUNTRY For mustang·
lovers only Lacey Drive--In , 491 ·
3161
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Home
movies by the Beetles . April 22 and
23 , midnight only Olympic Theater ,
357-3422 .

MUSIC
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , April 21
JAZZ BROWN BAG CONCERT
Ltbrary lobby. noon FREE
Salurday , Apnl 23
SNAP/CRACKLE / POP Evergreen
students s•ng Iunny songs CAB
Coffeehouse. 8 p m FREE
Sunaay , Apn l 24
FOLK SING w1th smgmg fol k s
CAB Colleehouse. 3 p. m . FREE
Wednesday , Apn l 27
OLD· TIME SQUARE DAN CE
wtlh hV"e band and caller Fourt t'l
Floor Ubrary Donations
IN OLYMPIA
Saturday, April 23
PEACE , BREAD, AND LAND
Renn1e Selkirk, John Carleton , and
Std Brown play blues . contemporary. and original songs Appleta m
Folk Center Doors open B p m
Mmors welcome $1
Sunday, April 2.4
THE EVERGREEN JAZZ EN SEMBLE 1n a concert to benef•t 1ts
tnp 10 the Pac•hc Coast Jazz Fest• ·
V"al at the end of the month Capta1 n
Coyotes, 8 p m Sl
DANCE
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , Apnl 21 , Frtday , Apnl
22 . and Saturday , Apnl 23
BALLET NORTHWEST , under the
arltstic direction of Bernard Johan·
sen Library lobby , April 21 and 22
B p.m . April 23 : 1 30 and 8 p m
Tt cket~ $3 , students S1
ON STAGE
ON CAMPUS
Thursday, April 21
KLONDIKE : A SAGA OF THE
FROZEN NORTH . an anginal musi cal / melodrama /comedy by . Seat ·
lle's Empty Space Theatre LH One
8 p m Tickets $1 .50 , students, $1
ART
ON CAMPUS
ARTS , CRAFTS, AND CULTURE
FROM NIGERIA The tlems on d•s play , i ncluding pollery . mustcal tn ·
slruments. texllles , and religious
artifacts . were collected by mem bers of Evergreen's Atnca F teld
Stud•es Program durmo theu tra ... .
els 1n Ntgena from October 1976 to
March 1977 Library Arl Gallery
WOMEN ON THE WALL Vtsual
works in various medta by Evergreen women . Library Art Gallery
JUDY DATER PHOTOGRAP HS
Ten prints by the San Franc 1sco
Photographer library Art Gallery
THE STUFFED ALBINO SQUIRRELS CORRECT FOUR FALLAC·
CIES ABOUT ANITA BRYANT :
1 It's not that Anila Bryant likes
heterosexuality-it's just that she
hales homose)(uallly more
2 An ita BryJnt ·~' not homophobiC wtlhoul reason As lhe B1ble
says. " Thou shalt not allow Queers
to go untormented ·
3 Anlla Bryant' s a ssoct ati on
w•lh fruit s IS nothmg for her to be
ashamed of She readily adm11s she
sucks orange s
4 Anlla Bryant has noth1n9
aga•nsl stuffed alb1no SQu1rrels
Gay stulled albmo sQutrrets are
another maner You can spot them
she says by theu tell-tate l1mp
paws
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Overllulse Road Property

CPJ Summer Job Openings
Applicati9ns are now being accepted for the positions
of Editor and Business Manager of the COOPER POINT
JOURNAL , which will be filled for the summer quarter,
1977. Resumes should be submitted to the President's Office, Lib. 3109 by 5 p.m. on Friday, April 29.
The Board of Publications will interview candidates for
the jobs on the morning of May 3. Affirmative Action
guidelines will be followed.

SOUND

ADVKE-

continued from page 4
legislature and enrollment was
being cut. There was not the
"pressing need" for new hou5ing
which Myers was assuming.
The justification for an "economically feasible" development

also fell by the wayside. Economic feasibility was being predicated on the value of the land, i.e.
how much money investors were
sinking into it was dictating how
great the returns they had to get
in order to make it "feasible ."
Russ Fox, Evergl'ffn faculty and
CPA member, rebutted this justi·
fication ~n at a Regional Planning hearing in 1972 . This excuse,
he said, "is saying tha,t the plan·
ning is to be done . by the land
values, and we all know what
has happened to the land values
there . TheY have been skyrocket·
ing out of proportion because
there hasn't been a plan to put
them into a realistic perspective
. should density be defined by
the value of the land that has
grown out of lack of a plan1 If
so, we might as well not even be
doing any planning. "
In this instance, the voice of
reason carried the day . Myers
was denied his development
plans. He took his case to court
in an attempt to overturn the
Commission 's ruling. but lost this
appeal as well. Frustrated at all
turns , Myers had to let his plans
rest. In cases such as this, how·
ever, time is always on the side
of the developer . They are al ·
ways going to continue to lobby
for permission to develop . They
need only be granted it once.
Those who have interest in main·
taining nOn-renewable resources,
such as agricultural lands, and
implementing and enforcing a
comp rehensive and rational land·
use policy to serve these ends,
must maintain consta nt vigilance.
For as long as profitability is best
served by development , the deck
will always bf' stacked against
them. l'he wheels of progress are
con tinually rolling, ready to
steamroller those who are im·
petuous enough to consider im·
peding its forward momentum .
THE-CURRENT SITUATION
Things have changed somewhat on Overhulse. Myers is no
longer as implicated in the man·

agement and future of the property , though his hand is by no
mtans withdrawn . The State
Sen•rities Division conducted an
investigation of Myers which resulted in the limited partnerships
switching much of the property
management over to Heinisphe~
Corp. Tht investors have found
themselves in possession of land
they paid artificially inflatr.d
prices for, with no hope: of developing to the extent originally intended . To recoup some of their
investments, however, they are

pretty much impelled to develop
to the maximum extent possible .
In preparation for this they are
planning the evictions of at least
thirt~n houses in the area. This
decision wiiJ be coming from considerations of "economic feasibility" again, and not concern for
the future needs of the com·
munity.
Lately a group of Overhulse
residents has been meeting to ad·
dress this concern. They want to
see the land recognized and dealt
with according to its agricultural
potential. What is so abhorrent
in the eyes of these community
members is the fact that the deci ·
sions for disposal of. the land are
being made by people living in
Michigan , Illinois, and Ohio ,
who have no stake in the future
of the community, but only want
to extract monetary gain . The
group is drawing up a petition to
call for a freeze on all develop·
ment in the area until a compre·
hensive plan is adopted for the
preservation of agricultural re·
sources.
Other action being contem·
plated includes sy mbolic crep
plantings on some of the property
even if evictions are carried out.
which is likely . Frank , of Nis·
qually Valley Produce. has indi·
cated he would be interested in
purchasing any lettuce which
could be grown. Planting it would
demonstrate both the potentiaL
interest , and demand for the
land's agricultural capabilities.
Both of these actions will re·
quire supplementa l energy from
interested folks .Those wishing to
obtain further information or to
participate in an effort to gam
community control over our
property , should call Patrick at
866-4133 , or Sunnymuffin Farm ,
866-1305 .

.---- \\~II~ I[) ~·lil ILiL=--,

JEFF BECK LIVE
WITH THE

JAN HAMMER GROUP

~-

$(.111 _ _ , . . . .""'

o.n-

Arts and Events&Irl£

£..,In s-doOI-. S...
Slw•.&..,._ /F _
_,,-

Appearing Tues APRIL 19 - Sun. MAY 15

Malvina Reynolds

Womansong
by Karrie Jacobs

'They have them all over the
country, but there haven 't been
any women's music festivals in
this area,' said Becca Todd, re ·
ferring to the upcoming Pacific
Northwest Women's Music Festi ·
val which she is helping to or·
ganize at Evergreen . The festival,
slated to take place May 6, 7,
and 8, will be an extended week ·
end of concerts and workshops
intended to promote feminist
co nsciousness through music .
The events include open mike
performances o n Saturday and .
Sunday mornings, workshops
dealing with topics such as the
politics behind women 's music ,
songs for children, Balkan singing, and music from a Third
World perspective . There will be
a song-sharing and critiqu~ time
that, unlike the open mike sess•ons, will give women critical
feedback on their own music.
The main events of the festival
will be the nightly conce rts fea turing a variety of performers.
The first concert of the weekend
will take place on Friday May b
at 7 p.m . and will star Malvina
(" Little Boxes" ) Reynolds , the 76
year·old singer / songw riter from
Berkeley .
Reynolds will be sharin~~t the
night 's billing with Naomi Little·
bear and the Ursa Minor Choir,
a Portland·based group. Little ~
bear and friends perform feminist
political music accompanied by
p1ano, flute, guitar and saxo·
phone .
Saturday night's performance
will start with two musicians
from Bellevue, Maggie Savage
and Jude Fogelquist. They have
been to~,Jring Washington to ·
gether playing guitars in ac~om­
paniment to Savage's vocals.
Next on Saturday's billing is a
ptanist and songwrite r , Mary
Watkins, a member of the Olivia
Records Collective. She has ac·

companied Holly Near and Meg
Christian in concert and played
keyboard on Teresa Trull's al·
bum , '' The Ways a Woman Can
Be ." Watkins' musical style is a
blend which reflects jazz classi ·
cal. pop and soul in£luences .

TERESA TRUll RETURNS
Topping the Saturday night
concert will be another Olivia
artist , Teresa Trull, in her second
performance at Evergreen this
year. Her music grows from her
North Caroli na upbringing and
encompasses yodels, fancy guitar
work , and a kazoo solo or two .
The last concert of the festival
will take place on Sunday after·
noon and will feature Ginny
Bales and a band ca lled Baba
Yaga .
Bales is a Connecticu t musician
involved in the New Haven
Women 's Music Collective and
performs with a band called the
Night Angels. She accompanies
her vocals on piano and guitar.
Baba Yaga , a seven·piece band
from Portland, will conclude the
festival with a dance . Baba Yaga
is a Latin jazz and funk group
whose repertoire includes many
origina l works performed on
trumpet, saxophone, guitar, pi ·
ano . and percussion .
" WOMEN PREFERRED "
The festival is being advertised
for a "women preferred " audi·
ence and brings to mind the trou·
bles that occurred at the Meg
Christian and Teresa Trull con·
cert last January , which many
men trying to attend found that
they were not welcome.
Festival promoter Mary Fitz·
gerald said that they were adver ·
tising as "women preferred" in
hopes that "men won 't expect to
be greeted with open arms ."
" We prefer this to be an all ·
womar1 event," the festival brochure states. " It is not often that
women consciously gather to ap ·
plaud women . This festival is

such an opportunity Therefore,
although Wt> ca nnot restrict men
from attending for legal reaso ns ,
they are discouraged from co m ·
ing
The festival planning was init1 ·
ated by Mary Fitzgerald, who
decided to undertake the organi·
z.ation of the event as a project
for her studies program , Com·
munications and Community.
" Essentially on campus there
aren't any women 's events," said
Fitzgerald . '' They don't happen
unless people initiate them ."
One problem was finding art ·
ists who wanted to perform and
who were willing to finalize a
co~t ract agreement. " It was hard
to get people (musicians]to come
until they knew what the festival
was going to be like," Fitzgerald
explained, "and we couldn' t tell
what the festival would be like
until we knew who was going to
perform ."
HOUSING
Now that there are artists def·
initely committed to the event
and most of the major plans have
been made, there are many little
details to attend to . One is the
problem of housing . Many worn ·
en are expected to attend the fes tival from outside the local area .
In fact , most of the advance ticket
sales have been from Oregon .
There is a need to find housing
for the festival audience and Fitz·
gerald is hoping that loca l women
will offer the use of their couc hes,
floors, and land for festival lodg·
ing.
Tickets for the festival co n ·
certs, which will be held in the
Library lobby, are available in
advance through the Women's
Center at $4 for one concert, $7
for two and $10 for the entire
weekend . Tickets will be avail ·
able at the door for $4 per con cert . so it might be best to pur·
chase your tickets early for
Round Two of music by and for
women at Evergreen .

FILMS
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , Apri l 21
AN EVENING OF BIOGRAPHIES
Three short movies lrom Evergreen's
colleclion and I he Washh"lgl on Slate
' Film ltbrary Einstein ; Ben Gurion ,
Builder of 1 N1Uon ; and The Story
of C.r1 Quail¥ Jung . CAB Coffeehouse, B 30 p. m FREE
Friday , April 22
BIZARRE , BIZARRE (1937) Marcel
Carne (ChUdren of P1radlae) dtrec·
ted this fantasy abOut mislaken
tdenlllles, chases, and slrange
characters The screenplay was
written by Jacques Prevert (who
also wrote Chlldr.n of Plntdlae)
and the cas! includes Michael Si·
mon , Jean · Louis Barrauh , lOutS
Jouvel, and Francoise Rosay Wllh
NOTHING SACRED (1937. 75 min )
Ben Hecht wrote lhe scnpt lor what
at lhe ltme was a very darmg attack
on publtc tly methods and the press
Carole Lombard plays a small town
woman who IS thought to be dying
tram r&dtUm potsoning (bul whO is
aclually m perlecl health) A large
New York newspaper hopes to gain
readers by g•v•ng her a lot ol money
and lollowmg the "last wee+ts" of
her hie . Others 10 lhe cast include
Frednc March as the repor1er who
accompames Lombard on her fling,
Walter Connolly as his edtlor , and
Slg Aumann as a lamous European
specialist on radium poisomng Pre.
sented by the Fnday Nile Film
Series . LH One , 3 and 7 :30 p m
only, 75 cents
Tuesday , Apnl 26
THREE
MOUNTAINEERING
FILMS presenled by lhe Alpine
Club · Atcenl , Sol.o , and Abyn .
LH Four , 7 · 30 p.m . Donations .
Wednesday , April 27
THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL
(EI Angel Extermlr\ldor) (1962) Luis
Bunuel directed this surrealisllc
movie about a group of Mexican
aristocrats trapped by a mystic
Ioree •nslde a mansion Sbme
people consider this film hypnotic .
original , and wickedly funny Olh4rs ftnd il bonng , pretentious ,
and horribly acted . VIRIDIANA
(1961) Another Bunuel 111m This
one attacks religious bigotry and
Christian mythology Presented by
the Academic Film Series LH One.
1 · 3Qand 7· 30 p _m FREE
IN OLYMPIA
ROCKY Olympic Theater . 357·

Jo<22 .
SMALL CHANGE FrancoiS Truf laut's excellent study of children In
a small French town . The Cinema,
~591~ .

CONCERT FOR BANGLADESH
With Bob Dylan, Aavl Shankar,
George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Eric
Clapton , and others . Hear George
steal " My Sweet lord" In front of
thousands . Midnight shows April 22
and 23 . The Cinema, 943-5914 .
LIFEGUARD and FRATERNITY
ROW rated PG Capilol Thealer,

357·7161 .
THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES
AGAIN Walch Peter Sellers get
unfunny before your eyes . With ·
MUSTANG COUNTRY For mustang·
lovers only Lacey Drive--In , 491 ·
3161
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Home
movies by the Beetles . April 22 and
23 , midnight only Olympic Theater ,
357-3422 .

MUSIC
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , April 21
JAZZ BROWN BAG CONCERT
Ltbrary lobby. noon FREE
Salurday , Apnl 23
SNAP/CRACKLE / POP Evergreen
students s•ng Iunny songs CAB
Coffeehouse. 8 p m FREE
Sunaay , Apn l 24
FOLK SING w1th smgmg fol k s
CAB Colleehouse. 3 p. m . FREE
Wednesday , Apn l 27
OLD· TIME SQUARE DAN CE
wtlh hV"e band and caller Fourt t'l
Floor Ubrary Donations
IN OLYMPIA
Saturday, April 23
PEACE , BREAD, AND LAND
Renn1e Selkirk, John Carleton , and
Std Brown play blues . contemporary. and original songs Appleta m
Folk Center Doors open B p m
Mmors welcome $1
Sunday, April 2.4
THE EVERGREEN JAZZ EN SEMBLE 1n a concert to benef•t 1ts
tnp 10 the Pac•hc Coast Jazz Fest• ·
V"al at the end of the month Capta1 n
Coyotes, 8 p m Sl
DANCE
ON CAMPUS
Thursday , Apnl 21 , Frtday , Apnl
22 . and Saturday , Apnl 23
BALLET NORTHWEST , under the
arltstic direction of Bernard Johan·
sen Library lobby , April 21 and 22
B p.m . April 23 : 1 30 and 8 p m
Tt cket~ $3 , students S1
ON STAGE
ON CAMPUS
Thursday, April 21
KLONDIKE : A SAGA OF THE
FROZEN NORTH . an anginal musi cal / melodrama /comedy by . Seat ·
lle's Empty Space Theatre LH One
8 p m Tickets $1 .50 , students, $1
ART
ON CAMPUS
ARTS , CRAFTS, AND CULTURE
FROM NIGERIA The tlems on d•s play , i ncluding pollery . mustcal tn ·
slruments. texllles , and religious
artifacts . were collected by mem bers of Evergreen's Atnca F teld
Stud•es Program durmo theu tra ... .
els 1n Ntgena from October 1976 to
March 1977 Library Arl Gallery
WOMEN ON THE WALL Vtsual
works in various medta by Evergreen women . Library Art Gallery
JUDY DATER PHOTOGRAP HS
Ten prints by the San Franc 1sco
Photographer library Art Gallery
THE STUFFED ALBINO SQUIRRELS CORRECT FOUR FALLAC·
CIES ABOUT ANITA BRYANT :
1 It's not that Anila Bryant likes
heterosexuality-it's just that she
hales homose)(uallly more
2 An ita BryJnt ·~' not homophobiC wtlhoul reason As lhe B1ble
says. " Thou shalt not allow Queers
to go untormented ·
3 Anlla Bryant' s a ssoct ati on
w•lh fruit s IS nothmg for her to be
ashamed of She readily adm11s she
sucks orange s
4 Anlla Bryant has noth1n9
aga•nsl stuffed alb1no SQu1rrels
Gay stulled albmo sQutrrets are
another maner You can spot them
she says by theu tell-tate l1mp
paws
The Jot· B<!mts Memonal Gallery
open 24 hours

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SMAll CHANGf
This Is an energellc, entertaining film about the

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and
and

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"Jules and J im ") Today through M1y 3 Shows 7 and
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CONCERT FOR

Bangladesh
Bob Dylan , Rlvl Shlnkar. George Harrlton , Ringo Starr.

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352-9768

Billy Preston , Eric Ctapton , Leon
Movie . Frt and Sat

Russell

Midnight

Cutbacks In Health Services Coming Soon To A College Near You
fund them . But this would be a decision
made b y Health Services and S&.A after
the- administration cut the i r s upp o rt.
Clabaugh said that the adm inistration's
decis io n " will not be made with the
anticipation that the slack or c uts will be

By Hrad Pokorny
ht·r~rt·en

... ht•.tlth se nnces may du:·

If

dw t•'llt'>!t' ... ~udgt>t ,.., cu t as e-.;pecteJ by
~h t· h·~•.,l.llure ~omt> tlmt> next month the

,ldm•n• .. tr.IIH'n h.l'; mdtcatt"d that ht>alth
•1nd 1 ,,un., t ·hn~ .,t> f VlCt'" would pwbably
l•t· t•nl' ,q the t• r•.t thtngs If' lo se

picked up by the S&A board ."

n.,!IIU!Hlll,ll 'uppl1rl

f twrt• Tt'm.un .. the po ss1 bdl!v nl a
.,,,n .. rl.llll Sh,,u[J the aJm•n•strat1on
.ITI•p tht· .. upp<"'rl ,,[ he.11th .1nd couno;{'[tn~
.. ,·n ,, ..... 11 ·'PJ1t'.H" th.tt <,tu dent monu.•<; tn
•h t !t•r m ,,, St•rv•<t'" .1nJ Acttntle!' IS &A l
~un~hn~

\'d•ukJ

l-ot• the only ht'pe

tlf

rn·'t f\ In).: I ht•m
\h•ut -l5 :;L1 <.ttaknt., gathered 10 l1b
:.::l':' ,h;on~ tht· lunch·htlUf la!-1 \\'ednes·
.1,1\
:\prd lJ ltl d!!>tu~s what IS to be
~.•n t llw nll't'IL!l),.: w.1 .. pnmanly mtorma··n.ll
Tht• '-;tudent Studv ActiOn Lrnup
"-':-ot\l,
.1nd personnel lr om Health
"-t'f\ IH"" .tn ... \\t'red qut'"-IHm'>. Earlier m the
1\t t•l.. th t· ~St\C_, .tnJ the E\'l'r~ft>('n
i't'llllt.d lnt~~rmJIH'n lenter (EP lCt had
1'\rlt tt•n ,1nd llrcul att•d a pml.. leatlrt wh1ch
,,uthm·.l tht•J r Vl t'W"- t'n the IS"-U e"- and
,J!I t•d ll'r tht• n••Pn mee!m~ !The eo;<;ence
•I tht lt>Jil<'t ,.., reprinted in thr-. ,.,,ue'o;
rORL 1 ~ 1 1 ~,lumn t>n pa~t> J_l

\ OU CANT GO DOWNTOWN
Th t• pr~~r.Jem u •nlero;; nn tht• <t tudt•nl
d\-ltt'" huJ~t't that poriH'n ot the
,•Ji t·~t· .. ,,\ t·r all bud~et that ~ne.., In tunJ
..ah nnn-.rtJJemiC .. er\' rle~ a~ admJ't<;rons
-~·~r.-.t r.ltr1>n trn,Jnual a1d ca reer plannmg
md pl.ltt•ment and health and wu nsc lrng
~ • ·n-l <.t'"
\h,st or...,ervers tee\ that the
t'~I._J,ltun• \\·1\1 cut thr., budget perhdro; by
.1 ... mu<h d" :w per<.ent It thr<; happens .
\dmrnr~tr.ltr\'e Vrce rresrdent Dean Clabau~h ddm11tt?d that Health Se rvrct•<; and
th l' lon-.t'lmg anJ Human Growth
L en~('r' budgets would probably be cut
... t'\'t'rt>h 11 n0t dropped altoge tht>r ··You
\.ln t g11 J,,wntown tor regrst rat wn o f
,JJmJSS IOn<;
ht> SJid ''but
thf'rf' are
.lltern.ltl\'e<; f('f heal th -.e r v rce <; anJ
u•un<,e]ln~
Clabaug h ment roned t he

Will all the Health Services examining rooms be permanently empty n ext yea.r7
cn unt y health sNVJ(('<; , the county mental
he.alth cen ter . and the po~srbrli t y o f so me
tac-ultv counselr ng a s alternatrve '> t o
un-c..1mpus ht>alth and co unseling St'rVJces
Tht• SSAG lee\ o; that ht>ahh care and
U'u n o;dm~ s hou ld be provided by the
... cho~ll ]\('~(ln un ... oriJ a member o f th('
SSAC <;JJJ that they plan to put pressure
llO tht• legrc;latu re tn preve nt the cuts rn
th t• co11£'~e <, <;tudt>nt <;t>rv1ces budget If
that tad-. . he o;.lJd the group would put
rre<;su re o n the .admrni~tration to make
cuto; rn nther hud~et .ue.\<; rather than kill
Ht'alth ServiCes and the Hum.an Grow th
C l'nter
WE' th1nk tht>rt> are excess1ve cos ts that
~n nn t'lsewhere that can be cu t and put
1ntl1 Healt h Se rv1ces. · sa1d an SSA G
nll'mher who dechnt>d to be identified .
Ano tht> r member of the group plans to
lool.. at the colleges budget for areas that
m1ght be Juggled mto the student services
bud~e-t and the-n into Health Services
M ost of the members of the six-member

group remained anonymous , feeling that
the group wa s a better spokesman than an
1ndividual. It was also revealed that
se veral members of the group are not
cu rrt>ntly s tudent s .
The SSAG also sa 1d that there is a five
pt' rccn t reserve fund in tht> co llege budget ,
wrttten in tor emergencies . They suggestt>d that th is mont>y co uld go to s upport
H ealth Servrce<; and the Human G rowth
C enter .
C labaugh sard there was a five percent
flexibility fund this year , but that the
legislature m1ght not approve it (or the
next year. " People who think we ca n
1uggle budgets around to take up slack or
make up (or cuts fail to realize that every
budget in tht> co llege sees fat in everyone
else's budget. and on ly lean in their own ,"
ht' S.:t id .

S&A TO THE RESCUE I
O ne way that the co llege might kt'f'p its
health and cou nseling services. if the
budgets are c ut , would be for S&A to

Edna HarpE"r . the program assistant and
budget manager for Health Services. felt a
cu t by the leg 1siaturf' was likel y . " It's not
a matter of try m g to fight for o ur own
surviva l," s he sa 1d . "If the students want
Health Services. then there will be no
altt>rnative but for tht>m to fund Health
Se r vic e s ." Harp e r sa id that He-alth
Services would go to tht> S &A board "if
they had t0 .'
Lyle Tribbett. a member ot tht> SSAG
and fnrmt>r Sound ing Boa rd moderator,
thinks that the budgets can be 1uggled . He
o; a1d of the- adm1 n rstratron . "T hey ' rt>
takmg the easy way out It they didn 't
have the S&A they would try tn s hift
lunds f rom otht'r areas.
A questwnna1rt> put nu t by Dt>an of
S tudt>nt Se r vrce.-. Larry Ste nber g t o
determme how student s feel about the
relat1vt> p r ronty ot a r ea.-. l1l..e Ht>alth
Se r vtces . Admt ss ions , The Re g 1<;trar "
Off ice. et c.. IS avarlable at tht> 1nlc1rmatron cen ter.
In additi~1n , the SSAC ., hPiding .t
meetm~ toda y Apnl IS_ .:11 nt,~ln rn Ltb .
2205 to lurtht'r drscuo;o, .tvenuE"' lll act1on

Next Week :
The CPJ
Takes On
The Daily Zero

Vol. 5 No. 20

April 21. 1977

McCann's Plan To Regulate Protests
by Brad Pokorny
Rules that w o uld govern future public
demonstrations at Evergreen were proposed la s t Frida y , April 15, by President
C harles McCann . In an April 15 memo to
all Eve rg reen students printed on blue
paper, McCann recountt'd the February 3
demonstratton against the 'Air Force Band
pe rf o rman ce on cam pus and said ht> had
requested that a sc heduled April 12 reap pearance o f the band be cancelled " in the
absence of an o rderl y procedure- that
would guaran tee right s o n both sides ac ·
co rding to the o;oCia l contract." McCann
then listed a S(' t o f gui delines for any fu ture protests held o n the co ll ege property
.lgarnst col1ege-sp o nsored events .
TH~ ULES
The ru les w ou~
- ba r demonstrators from tht> build Ing tn whrch the protes ted event was
bein~ held Dissenters would bt' lim ited to e ntran ces to the build ing o r
ot he r area <; on ca mpus .
- reqUire that prot ests remain pea ceful , not prevent the- event from taking
place a s sc heduled , no t hinder perso ns
wh"o wis h to attend thE' event. and not
d1<;rupt the eve-nt. A protes t which re<;u lted in "damage" to persons o r prop e rt y would su bject demonstrators to
"discrplrnary o r o ther appropriate actl('ln ... When asked to define "appro·
priate action ," M cCann sai d , " I haven 't
thought abo ut that yet. "
- prohibit the- use of any so und - am plifying or noise - making devices .
McCann ha~ a sked fo r responses to
the$(' guidelines by April 27 . He plans to
considt>r a ny suggesti ons, re · draft them if
necessa ry , and then forward the proposal
to the Board o f Trustees for consideration
at their Ma y 19 meeting . Presumably lhe
proposal would then be put on the agenda
for the next met>ting, where it w o uld re ce rve a public hearing and - the tru s tees
would vo te on whether o r not to make it
part o f the Evergreen Administrative Code .

had been "ve ry coo peratt ve Smrth addt·d
" But d wed dll lost ou r coo l, wed h'lvt'
been m trouble ..

THE ATTORNEY GENER AL

February 3 -

Students read statement condemning Air Force Band Appearance .

The M cCa nn memo clearly mdicates
that the proposed guidelines are a response
to the Ft>bruary dem o nstration agamst the
A1r Force Band co ncert. During that action
abou t 30 Evergreen s tudent s filed in front
of th(' band immediatt>l y bef o re the concert and rt>ad a s tate ment indi c ting the Air
Force for its atrocities as a war ma chine
and protestrng the band's appearance at
Evergreen . Colo r ~ l1des of Air Fo rce bomb ers and napa lmed Vietnamese children .
were proJL'Cted on a whrte sheet that was
unfurled over the balcony behind them
Tht> dem o nstra tion was brief . but three
members of the group remillined at the
head of the aisles , garbed in Gr im Reaper
costumes. until C ampus Security Ch1t>f
MacDonald S m1th asked them to leave
after the first half of the pt>rf orma nce
When asked if he stood strongly behind
the guidelines . M cCann said , "S ure , etther
in thi s form or a form adjus ted to reflect
suggesti o ns for improvemt>nt. " He said the

rules were ''sim pl y admintstr.ttnie pro·
u.·dure McCann dented that the- pro posal
was des1gned speci fi ca lly to comt> d own
on tht> group that dt>mo nstrated at tht> Air
Force B.:~nd co nce rt. "That parti cular occa s io n rem i nded "U~ of a need fo r thr s," he
-;a rd .

THE NEED

Tht> need lor gu idelines re j(an.lmg cam pus dissent was brought tn th t> atte-nttCln
o f M cCa nn by Secu rity C h ief Smi th . wh0
had been uncertatn exactly how to respo nd
t0 the A rr Force de-m o ns tr.ttron . Smith
said , ·· 1 fe lt that this thmg was ridmg nght
on the fence- , that they \ the dem o nstrat o rs\
were within tht> law , but for future dem o n s tration s w e need gUJde lines as to how
far any g ro up can go ." Smi th po inted out
that the guidelines were needed to cover
any demo nstrati o n by any group - "s taff ,
~tudents , o r fa c ulty ." He also sai d that the
demonstrators at the Air Fo rce Band ac·
t1on had n oti fted h1m o f their intenllon to
pro tes t befo re the concert , and that they

The Sta te Att o rney General<, off1ct> wa<,
co ns ulted rn tht> wntmg o f the gutde lmt·..,
accmdmg to McCann' In an Apnl 4 1077
letter fwm Publt< Relations D1recto r Judy
Anms and Adm1n1stratrve \'1ct> Pres1dent
Dean Uabau~h to Sergeant N.uvel Sel ke
the leade r n l the M cC hord A1 r f- n r(.e Band
thf' o;cheduled April 12 appearan u.· nl the
hand Wd'> cancelled
The lettt•r <;tat~:d that S1nce that nm
<.ert . we h<-1\'t' o;0ugh t legal oprn1on.., on
hnw Wf' Ciln prt•vent suc h r.Jr !.rupt1ons The
Stdll' Attorm•v Cenc ral ~ offr<. t' adv1o;c.-., U'>
that w e can t.JI..l· <;11me mea~ure ... to ensurL'
o;uccec;s tul pre ..t'ntaiUJn"- nl <.ampuo; evt:'nt"wtthPut mterruptton hom mm~'fll;v" fol <.tJ on<.
Tlw lcttN cJo..,(•d With reg ret... about can
cellmg the Ct'nn· rt. " n o t o nly becau ..e wt·
ve ry much t•ntoyt•d y<, ur frr ~t co ncert and
were lt,o l..1ng h,n,•ard to another th o r ou~h
ly pleao.,ant mu<,tcal t>vent but because \-..e
hate In <;et a precedent tha't t>nableo; 20 unrul y and rll - m.1nnered you ng pero;om 111
Jt'n y enten.unnwnt 1t1 JOO adult s
The rt>act1nn to the mem o bv people
wh0 partu rpat E'd m the A1r Force Band
act10n M><•med xt>nt> rall v nunchalant "'I
ftrst. Ret-:an lln"t'dd o ne of the demon s trat ors. comnwntt>J on the effect tht>
rules m1~ht hJvt' on future dt'm nns tril trons " At trnw<- whe n s1mple lt>--afletm).;
nuts 1dt> tht> burldrng seemo., ln-.ufiJCil'nt
penplt> tal..rng .a ct•nm m tht> luture htll
e1ther havt' tc1 U'>t' method<, more creative
th.Jn t hose prohrb rted by M cCan n m h1"
pwpnsal. Pr t hev \'lldl have tc' v•olate thE'
gu1dt>lmes
" Tht> proposal <,eems to be a clear at tt>mpt b y the admrn ... tratJon tn ltghtt>n th
ulntrt~l cwer d1.-. ...ent ''n campu .. and should
bt· Vl t'Wt>d ao., .1 threat bv an\ peoplt> wh('
ret.ognl/t' th.1t the\ m.av bt> 1mpelled to
-.pl'ak Pu t nn J't<;U(''- 1n thf' tuture

The Budget We'd -)Be Better Off Without
by Karrie Jacobs
On Thursday , April 14, the Wa s hington
Se nat e approved the 1977- 1979 biennium
budget fo r state agencies by a 40 to 6 vote .
The Se nate budget bill was drafted and
sponsored by Senator Hubert Donohue,
and it allowed for the expenditure of 6.8
billion ove-r the next two years . This budget , which become-s effective o n July 1 o f
this year, shows a $1 2 billion increase
o ver the current levels o f expenditure .
O ne of Donohue's prime sellmg poi nt s for
the budget wa s that it brought n o new
taxes with it. Ins tead it relies on a broader
t'CO no mic base and increased revenues, in ·
eluding funds derived from higher tuition
and fees at state colleges and universities ,
to support the innated budget. At the
same time that the Senate is counting o n
revenue from increa~ tuition , it is imposing cutbacks o n the college and univl'rsi ty budgets .

A SHARP DESCENT

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The Senatl' budget allocations for Evl'rgreen make a sharp descl'nt from the figure-s requested by the college for the upcoming biennium . The only figure that remained unchanged by the Senate was the
amount of money that Evergreen submit ted as its estimate for Grants and Con·
tracts . This figure represents the amount
of money that the college expects to re·
ceive from the federal . government , the
sta te, and ot her sources for spKific proj«ta. The most substantial cut mack by
the Senate budget prop<>QI is in the illrea
of Student Services, where the funding

dips from th• $1 .009.688 alloatod for 1M
current biennium to $1 ,003,163 for the
·n -·79 biennium. This could mean 5ubstantial cutbac ks m servi~ available at

Evergreen . Thi s need was evidenced in his
co-spo nsors hip of a bill designed to turf'\
Eve rgreen into a graduate facility of the
University of Washington . The new clause
reads as follows : " N o t more than $25 .000
s hall be expended to s tudy and make reco mmendations o n the curriculum and
costs o f The Evergree n State College . Tht>
study shall determine the actions necessary
to broaden the institution 's clientele base
by introducing traditional undergraduatE'
and gra duate cou rse o ffering and reduce
the institutions to tal ope rating cos ts per

which ha , not yet besn wrrtten , 1s m o re
gt' ner o u ~. The areas most likel y to be af·
fected by the c ut art> health se rvtces and
the Hu man Growth and Cou nSt>l rng Center These Mea"' are most vu lnerabl e. according 10 Admmt s tratrve Vrce Preside nt
Dea n Clabaugh . becau se t here .ue alternatives rn the co mmunity to the co llegerun services

ADMINISTRATION NOT WORRIED
In gt>neral. tht> admrnr strat1on is n(11
te rnbl y worned about the 1mpact of the
Senatt> budget just yet They are co unling

Evergrren's Budaet F1ve Vers1ons

Proaum
01
02
04
05
06

Instruction

Pubhc:: Snv1cr
Pnm.uy Su pport
L1brony
Student Serv1Cf'!l
oe lns tltullo n~l Su pport
OQ Planr M••nttnanc::e
10 Grants and Contruts
Tota l

Current Btenmum TESC Request
1975- 1977
1977 - 1979
S6 42.8 632
Sq,49l,b45
20.Y"/ l
59 .629
755 .otr9
970.740
1. 904 ,527
3, 212,877
1,009,688
1,390. 174
2,618,968
3, 275.859
3,169. 243
4.220.379
1,504 ,815
1 ObJ 7t6:
17.511 .963
2J,M6,0S9

FrE IFull Tim• Enrolled! student to th<
average cost per FTE student at the other
three s tate colleges ."

INAPPROPRIATE STUDY
Vice Presidrnt C labaugh pointed o ut the
inappr o priateness of the study , which he
presumed would be conducted by the
Council on Post Secondary Education .
'The C .P . E. is intended to study the overall higher education system in the state ,"
explained Clabaugh , "and not to singll'
out ill particular institution ."
Another pKUiinity about the study
that he pointed out was that it presumed
that a study is needed on how to be traditional. ' 'The~ · , nothing eiliSier in the
w o rld ," Clabaugh said . 'What's difficult is

Governor Ev•ns
Propoul 77 · 79
SS, 1!9.473
21 .071
850.747
2.418,212
1 104.400
2.839 .761
4. 107.102
1 DeN 7t6:
20.594 ,512

Governo r R• y s
Propoul 77 - 79
$7 470,484
21 ,071
850.747
2,330. 20b
1 123.404
2 839. 761
4, 107. 102
1 06,) Zt6:
19.806 ..521

Sen.te B11l
Allocations
S7.l6l ,SJC
21.071
848 .248
2 190,363
1 003 . 1b3
2 737. 176
4 029.807
1

06J

7f6

19.155.410

o n the H o use bill to ease the situation .
Representative Albert Shinpoch , O -Renton , the c hainnan of the House Appro priations Committee, has the job of rewriting the budget bill for the H ouse to
vote on . Shinpoch s.aid that the Senate
budget is a lmost $400 million short , and
he advocates the introduction o f taxes to

h•lp support th• budg<l.
THREAT OR SHADOW-BOXINGI
The s«tion in the state budget on fouryear colleges concludes with a clause
which can be interpret~ as either a real
threat to Evergreen's mode of education,
or 015 a hit of shilldow-boxing on the part
of Senator Donohue . Donohue seems to
feel ill real need to do something about

to be exotrng. tnnovative . a nd otter <tlu
d en ts opt1nno; Tht>re are an y one of .1
hundreJ people at ~hi s school who l.. n~"w"
how It' turn rt tnto a tradtl l\lnal tn"-tltu
tr lln
The a <.<,u mptl on that Ever~ree-n a., ,1
more tradttH,nal rnsll tUt Jon would 1:-t• .1
mnre t>co nom 1c.al one t<; nlll nect'"<;arrl\
valrd The d1rt>ct co-.t o l educ,ltwn th<lt
,... the co<;! of la culty o;a\arie"- rn,g rJm
'tt'C rl·tane"' o;.1 lanec; and educational -.up
plteo;, 1<; actually lower per FTE <;tudt>nl
here than at nthe r s tate insttt utJon"' Budd
In).:" a nd adrntnr stra!Jve procedure" C't'"'
nwrt> because they are suppl,rteJ by fewer
s tudt'nts If a m o rt> tradiiJ<mal Evergreen
drd attract more o;tuden ts to sh~, u•der thr
cos t of tht> co \le~e s faethtres more ta nlrtle" {i .e . dormttones ) would h.ave 10 b('
built to acco m odate them It l"- also hard
to imagme JUSt where the studt>n ts ft,r il
more traditi o nal institution wou ld come
from. g1ve n the- decrt>ase m the numbt-r n t
htgh -sc hoo l· age peo ple m tht> statt> ot
Was hingt on

UNCERTAINTY
No o nt> is certain that tht> Evergrt"t'n
s tudy can or will bnng abou t c hangec;
here . Senator Cordon Sand1son a Democ rat whose distnct rncludes a po rt1 o n of
Thurston County , and wh o served as the
c hainnan o f the Sena te H1gher Educatron
Committe-e , said , " I don 't thmk 11 wrll
mean anything to Evergreen The y 'll lU St
come out with a greater understandrng o f
what goes o n there ...
It is hoped by Evergre-en admmistrat o rs
that Shinpoch will not include the s tud y
clauH when hl' writes the Hou~ versron
of the bill . Ml'anwhilt> we can SJI back and
w on der about what tht> le~1c;lature ha s 1n
store fo r Evergreens future