The Cooper Point Journal, Volume 8, Issue 20 (May 8, 1980)

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The Cooper Point Journal, Volume 8, Issue 20 (May 8, 1980)
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8 May 1980
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when demons had • heightened power and
vttamy, the hour when moat people d~ and
mot! chUdren ~ bOm and when nlghtmaree
came to one," In "~tlonary
of Fllma," Peter
Morrla wrttes ..Undoubtedly the moat vlaually
.lmpreulve and engaging of Bergman•• r909nt
Hlma, almoet halluclnatory and BOICh--llke In
Ill Impact." Although there la no graph6c MX
or violence In the fllm, It would detlnlt~y be a
bad Idea to bring chlldren to It. Plual ~d
Lloyd In n. a.I (111111).L.H I. 3, 7, and
U:30. Stlll only a dollar.
Sae.oloy,Moy3
The Arta Resource Center preaenta Fedenco
Felllnl's Jullet of the Sphttl (Italy, 1905,
145 min.) atamng Glulletta Muina, Sandra
MIio, and Mario Plau. Glulletta Muina, who
wu ao OYerwhelmlng In Felllnl'a claaalca La
Stradl and Nlghtl of Cabh1a, la waated herll
In the role of a mousy houNWlf• wboN wortd
and mind atart to crumble when she auspecta
her husband of lnflde!Hy.
The "dream"
sequences and halluclnallona Hem too p,.tenllous, lalte, and atagy for a genlu1 Ilk•
Felllnl. lt'a not one of hla beet lllma, although
It's one of his moat popular p~y
becauN
of Its 1tyll1h superflclallty.
Still, ll'a well
worth aeeing, Npeclally for the brllllant UN
of c~or. (Hopefully, we'll be treated to a good
prtnt.) L.H.I. 7 and 9:45. Only.a, dollar.

ART
Sae.oloy, Moy.
Chlldhood's End Gallery la featuring the
pottery of Paul Lewtng and Pflnt, by Cellt

and Morda 1M

Adam o-,

Carino,

Comg.n-Outy. There WIii bee pt'9Ylew Friday,
May 2, 7-9 p.m. The Gal$ery 11 located It 222

W 4Hl, Olympla, Ind 11 open dally 10:30,-6
except Sunday



MUSIC

F-y.

Moy 2
The Gnu Dell presents the blues and folk
singing of II. J. 111.lhop. The show atar11 at
9 p m. and admission Is S2.
S.turCMy, May 3
Steft I Maul'Nn,
a country and bluegrass
band la f•tured
al the Gnu Dell starting at
8 p.m. Admission ls $2.
Sunday' May ..
1nternatlonally-known folk singer and guitarist Jim P-cJIwill stage a one-man benefit
concert beginning at 8 p.m. In the Recital
Hall His three-hour concen la aponaored by
KAOS and admission Is $5. Advance tickets
are available al Rainy O.y Records, Budge1
Tapes and Records and the Evergreen bookstore Tickets lor KAOS aubacrlbers are $3.

Canadian IOlkslngerl songwrl!M F.,,,,,,

Monday, May 5

wlll

The Muckraking
Module present,
I. F.
Stone•• WNll.ty (U.S.A., 1U73, approx. 90 min.)
Directed by Jerry Bruckman. Narrated by Tom
Wicker. " fascinating documentary reco,d of
I. F. Stone, pert\aps the II nest Investigative
radical Journalist of the century. Director
Bruckman- followed Stone around during the
las! three yaara of the ''Weekly's" exlslence,
fllmlng him al wOf'k, making speeches, and
Olher aspects of hla dally Ille. Stone's wll and
ln!elllgence shine through. L.H I. .c p.m. only.

be at the Gnu Dell with her repertoire of 65

011ginal songs to play on acoustic guilar. Pre>
ceecls go to Matrix There wm be a SJ donation requested at lhe door II star1s al 8
Monday. May 5
Linda Walerlall, a popular singer and songwriter perfOfming folk, c0Yntry and rock wlll
be at the Gnu Dell The shOw star1s at 8 p m
arid IS priced at SJ
TuHday. May e
Musical tracllllons of Nor1h and South India
will be illustrated and e11..pl0fedby Or. Rober1
Gollleb, beginning al 8 p m m the Recital
Halt Tickets are $1

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EVENTS
Thur5day, May 1 through Sunday, May 4
A 1eam of JO stud9nl poets, dancers, and
musicians wHI blend movement and poetry
,nto a one-act produclion called lmegn In
Mallon:
Too Long ElwH and Haunted
Malden•. opening Thursday at TESC The
show star1s at 8 pm Thur,day, Friday, Sal·
urday and Sunday evening in the E.:perimental
Thea1er Tickets may be purchased al lhe
Bookstore Of reserved by calllng 866-6070
Tickets sold at lhe door are SJ general Of
S1 50 lo, students and senior clltzens
Friday, May 2 through Sunday, May 4
SHARE (Sincere Harborltes
Allled for
Responsible Energy) 1s sponsoring an -'ltern•
11-.,eEnergy Fair at the Grays Harber Fairground 1n Elma Speakers, e.:hlblls, shde
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leatw
For .more 1nlormatlon catt 249-5806
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ay, May 3 and Sunday. May 4
A woman's retreat al the Organic Farmhouse with wontshops and wonderful food

Tht' D,mu· <•f Metaphl'r program presents "Too Long Elvn and Haunt~
pr.~uct1on blt"ndmi,: dan<l' music, and ~try.
May 1-4 at 8 pm
w11I be spansored by Access for Re-en\ry
Women Costs are $15 in advance and reg!strat1on 1s In Lib 3510
FILMS ON CAMPUS
Friday, May 2
Friday Nile Films pfe~ts
Ingmar Berg•
man's Hour of the WoU (Sweden, 1968,
89 min.) stamng Liv Ullmann, Max von Sydow,

DANCE/MOVEMENT THERAPY DEMONSTRATION

Maidens:· a on~-act

Ingrid Thulin, and Erland Josephson. In a
castle on an Island off Sweden, an artist's
Inner dreams begin to possess him and his
wife's consciouaneaa reaponda sympethetlcally to his nightmare vlalons. A highly compie.: and in1ense tale of mysticism. madness,
and demonism. Bergman explained the lllm's
theme this way: ....,ccordlng to the ancient
Romans, the Hour ot lhe Wolf means the time
between night and dawn, Just before the llght
comes, and people believed It to be the llme

Monday, May 5 and TUNday, May I
EPIC presents Dey Without Sunshine. an
expose on Florida agrlbu•lneas and the power
It holds OV9f the local farmwOO(er,, Cosponsored by the Third World Coalltlon. L.H I
Monday at 7: 30. Tuesday at 12 noon. Free.
Wednffday, May 7
• The Academic FIim Serles presents Max
Ophuls'
Madame De ...
(France,
1953.
105 min.) starring Danielle Oarrleu,x, Charles
Boyer, and Vittorio
de Sica. A highly•
acclaimed clasalc by the director of Lota
Montff. (See Erich Roe's review elsewhere In
this Issue.) L.H.I. 1 30 and 7 30. Free
T J. S
In M.mor1am
Rebecca, Marnie, and I got Vertigo cllmblng
!he 39 Steps, then looked through y0Yr Rear
Window and went tl'sycho with Frenzy. The
Birds had flown Nor1h by Northwesl, some
Spellbound. some Notorious. Until the lady
Vanishes, the Young and lnnocen1 will find a
home tor their nightmares In Manderly, lhe
Scottish Moors. on Moun! Rushmore, the
Statue ol liberty, and even in !he t>Kk of a
potalo truck. Good e¥enlng and goad night,
Allred. You'll be missed.
-T. J. S.

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With 40-50 positions to fill, the only fair
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COOPER

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May 8, 1980

Vol. 8 No. 20

Film students and faculty-whos in charge?
By T. J. Simpson
Next year, for the first time in nearly
three years, advanced film students at
Evergreen will finally have a program to
meet their needs. But the feeling among
many film studenta i.s one of dire uncertainty rather than enthusium. These
students fear a potential centralization of ,
power into the wrong hands and are
skeptical about the seemingly democratic
form ol film faculty hiring.
As one film student put it, "They're
not hiring on what the students need.a
a.re, have been and will be. ls the s,hool
for the faculty or for the atudenta?"
The frustration film 1tudenla have felt
toward the school and faculty goea back
to the early days of the school itself.
Evergreen
has for years now been
equipped with the but 16 mm film
equipment available but, until 1978,
never really had a full-time faculty
specializing in film. The equipment,
which includes a C.P. 16 and an Airifiex
(two very expensive and complex e&m·
eras), a Steenbeck aound-ayncb editing
machine, and an animation stand. bu
also been readily available to qualified
students-something
very few other college• offer.
In the apring of 1977, the majority of
film students protested,
by petition,
against their film program faculty, Bob
Bernard. The students felt that Be5nard
(whose main field wu science, not film)
wu arbitrarily miab&ndling the equipment he wu in control of and was generally incompetent to teach film in the
first place.
Bernard then left the film studies area
and during the 1977-78 academic year,
Gordon Beck coordinated a film production group contract with advanced film
students. This group contract was budgeted to produce two major 16 mm
short! in the course ot the year, but
never went into the red after the budget
was draatically slashed because of cuts
made by the legislature.
Although work on the projects con-

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ft. HuwntJ•

tinued throughout
the year, it took
almoet two years to complete the films.
They were finished only becaUBe the
individual directors of each film kept
working on them after the group contract wu over and al.moat everybody
el.aeinvolved in it had left the achool
Beck, who had little expertise in film
production (although he did have an
extensive background in theater, film
history and theory), grew weary of the
hardahipa the contract provoked and
settled back Into teaching art history.
In 1978, Sally Cloninger was hired to
teach film, but her 1978-79 group contract purposely excluded advanced ftlm
students. Such students either had to
get an individual contract (which was
usually difficult to finance and find
faculty for) or go into other areas of
study.
This year, Thomas Ott and Jan
Krawitz were hired on a special visiting
basis, to teach "Recording and Rtructuring Light and Sound," another basic program that mainly focused on docu•
mentary rilmmaking. This program

Evans Plans to Be A
1-term College Head

luted only two quarters (fall and winter), so there is no program of any kind
in film production this quarter.
Last quarter, a group of film students
(moatly from "R.S.L.S.") petitioned to
Academic Dean Will Humphreys IOI' an
advanced program in film for next year.
Humphreys agreed to the need for such
a program, and the proposed "Take 2"
for next year was born. The next problem was finding an appropriate faculty
to teach it.
•AdvertiselTients
were sent out in
various journals on both the East and
West coasts. Three candidates were
finally chosen-Bill Jungels, from Buflalo, N.Y., Mike Covell, from Southern
Illinois University, and Thomas Ott. who
was never hired on a permanent basis.
Jungels and Covell were flown out
here (at Evergreen's expense) to present
their work and be interviewed by faculty
and students with key interests in film.
Jungels was here on April 21, Covell on
April 28. Dean Will Humphreys figured
that Ott didn't need a special interview
or presentation sinc.e most interested

students and (aculty here are familiar
with him and hi.s work. Student.5 were
encouraged to write their recommenda·
tions in the candidate's files.
A faculty-hiring DTF will meet this
Friday, May 9, Lo review the files and
recommendations or the candidates. A
deci.sion should be announced by Mon
day. Dean Humphreys
and Provost
Byron Youtz have the final say over the
decision, although Humphreys stated
that it would be unusual for the Provost
to override his decision. Humphreys also
acknowledged that Sally Clon~nger. as
the only film faculty on campus, will
have quite an influence on the final
decision since she has been asked to
evaluate the candidates.
Members or the hiring DTF, which
consists of ten faculty, five students, and
five staff, were, for the most part,
absent from the candidates' presenta·
tions of their films. Humphreys explained that candidates for faculty positions don't necessarily meet with the
entire DTF, but do meet with a subcommittee. Two DTF members that I
talked with were either totally unaware
or confused about DTF procedures and
meeting schedules and didn't appear to
show much interest in them anyway.
All the students interviewed, and who
attended the candidates' presentations,
were overwhelmingly enthusiastic about
Covell. They felt that he was by far the
most talented and open.
"Just the breath of fresh air we need
around here," one student said, adding
that Covell just might be the best thing
t.o ever happen to film at Evergreen.
Although these students have nothing
against Ott, and most have previously
worked with him in R.S.L.S., they fear
that his hiring would increase what they
c.all Cloninger's •·stronghold" on the film
department (or rather, what there exists
of a "film department"). Many are afraid
that Ott, known as an old friend and ex•
student o( Cloninger's will not be sur
cuntinul"<l to pait' 4

vans:No plans
leaveEve~

Evans makes headlines once again
By Ella Blackwood
The SeattlePoet-Intelligencer, 4M/80:
"Evans Plana To Be A I-Term College
Head"
~ Seattle 'Pime ■. t/25/88.
,.Evau:e
No Plana To I.ave Evergreen"
The Seattle Poat-Intelligencer;
"I
doubt very much that I will go beyond
one term."
The SeaWe Timea: "Hell, I haven't
even talked to my wife about it."
The c_.
Point Journal: "I don't
want to give three years notice that rm
leaving. But looking ahead personally ...
rve never been able to look ahead three
years. Three years before I ran for governor that waa the last thing in the
world I thought I might do."
President Dan Evans's office waa
Oooded with phone calll two weeb ago
after the Seattle Poot-Intelligencer
quoted Evana u aaying he would leave
Evergreen at the end of bia tenn u
pn,1ident in 1983. The comment, which
, Evans •11 ...,.. out of "three mlnuteo

.:>fa two-hour conversation," prompted
AJthough Evans said, 'Tve been a
queries from reporters and members of
political figure-still am interested in
politics and rm not just going to remove
the Evergr,,en community. In addition to
remark• on his penonal plane for the
my■elf from Uie ~tical
scene," 1"'said
ruture;-the-f'cI~arttcltt7JOO~VIDI
on -ii.--..:snoplans
to enter the pditicai
topics as diverse u Evergreen'a future
arena as a candidate.
and the national preaidential race. The
Evans said that at the end of his sixnext day, The Seattle Timea ran an
year term, he may have done all that he
article that aaid Evana has no plana to
can for Evergreen. He said he originally
leave Evergreen. The Cooper Point
decided to accept the presidency at
Evergreen because "It would be a chaJ.
Journal contacted President Evans last
lenge, it would be intereating and fun.
week to clarify these conflicting reports.
but mostly becauae I felt that Evergreen's needs then were not academic in
EVANS ON EV ANS
nature ... but the needs were much more
Recounting his careers u a structural
in terms cl community acceptance and
engineer, a three-term Republiean govlegislative 111pport."
ernor, and now u a college administra•
Evans thidm that aomeone with a
tor, Evana said, •rm at.ill young enough
stronger academic back.ground might
ao I look forward to the pouiblllty of a
malr.e a better leader in the future but
fourth challenge of some Ir.ind," but he
emphatically llated that he bu madeno
admits that be doean't have "the foggiest
'lOtion"what will happen in three yean.
definite p1ana for 1983 when bis cwrent
term aa preaident ia over. Evergreen'•
Board of Truatees appointed Evana
EVANS ON EVERGREEN
m 1977. His ab::•year term is renewable
In the Pool,lntelligencer article. Evans
once.
said that Evergreen'■ non-traditional cur-

riculum and innovative programs have
lacked broad public acceptance but he
thinks that Evergreen's image is chang!!!J.When ukedlLhe t.bought-increuiRg
public acceptance was due to a more
traditional approach to education at
Evergreen, Evana said, "I don't think so.
Evergreen started with a devoticn to
coordinated
studies and that was
essentially the only type of atudy. We've
retained that as our core. What we've
done is add other elements to our curriculum. I don't think any institutioo sur•
vives very wetl unless it's responsive to
changing needs. Even Harvard or the
University I of Wuhington-tbey're
all
quite differflt institutions than they
were 10 or 12 or 16 or 50 yean ago.
They've chat18"<1with changing n-i.-1
think Evergreen will too--u long as we
don't forget why we're here."
Calling Evergreen a national leader in
:nnovative education, Evans said, •Everp-een is getting better at what it'a doing
and has done it long enough that it'• get,.
continued lo pq:e 6

J,ETTERS

sound and objects. "Must be art," I re•
plied.
Returning to the lobby five minutes
later, the same man was walking around
the floor. with the look of someone who
had mistakenly taken thorazine for popcorn. In his mouth were two whistles of
l'P J Editor,
An Open Letter to Security:
different pitch, and he was walking along
We have your barrel in our trunk! We blowing them. stepping
in a slow
are sick and tired of this perpetual bar- 1 cadence. Must be srt, I thought.
There have been many such "art"
reling of defenseless cars by overblown, '
exhibits at Evergreen in the past. and I
underpaid. self important security of
can only think of how uazy it is that
fi<'ers who, once an hour, leave their air
pC'opleget credit for hanging dry cleaner
rondiuoned orfice to drtvt> slowly around
bags. throwing chairs around, and walkcampu'i in huge gas guzzling DPtro1t
ing the Ooor with a whistle.
roadho!(S, driving down pedPstrian path
The exhibit Iwhich wi.11run, vresumways while innocent students
jump
a bly, until someone picks up their
aside, polllJting the air with noxious
laundry) is in the same genre as the
exhaust fumC's !not to mention all the
wonderful masterpiece presented in the
t.'ngrnt• noise). and gawking at passers-by
Library last fall: a plywood structure
lwhom they imagine to be incredibly
('Overed with plasti(' flagging tape.
,mpre-.st>d) all in the name of ··campus
,t"runty" which 1s .. for your own good"
One must wonder how or where such
"artists"
will find employment after
1wh1rh 1s actually tht' samt' reason the
graduating rrom Evergreen. A fantasy,
~m t'rnment use!) tu w,t hhold politically
damaging documents)-when
all that is not too far out of the picture, comes to
really happer.ing ts that students become 1 mind.
The time: five years in the future. An
more and more alienated, Security become3 more and more pompous, and lots Evergreen graduate is sitting down to a
of gas gets wasted. However. we will job interview.
"Well." asks the interviewer
in a
have our revenge! Ir you ever want to
see your barrel alive again, expect to cheerful tone, "tell me something about
your life, your background."
bargain with your vehicles.
"Uh," began the former student, ''I've
We demand that:
1. The use of Security vehicles on campus ' always liked colors. A good car wreck
cease ('Ompletely, with the exception of t>xcites me." (mild laughter)
"l see," says the interviewer, looking
life and death emergencies. (Anyone who
more worried than when he began,
cannot make it from Lab II to the dorms
on fool is physically unfit for duty.)
"What did you do in coUege?"
Smiling at a joke only he knew, the
2. That the unwarranted,
unfounded,
illegal and extremely annoying practice
young graduate replied, "My first year I
was in the Chautauqua program; learned
of barreling cars be halted immediately.
In every city in the country, parking
to juggle, walk a tight rope, and dabbled
uckets are sufficient notice that a parkin fire eating. The foUowing year I was
ing regulation has been violated. Only in in a music program, and performed
the liberal halls of this "alternative"
saxophone solos in the recital hall. I
wrote an original piece entitled "Truckinstitution, are such ridiculously disprohorn J ar.z." I brought my saxophone with
portionate measures taken.
3. That Security officers patrol the l me, and can play it if you likt>?"
"Thal won't be necessary," said the
campus on foot, where they can mingle
with the community members, thus re-' interviewer, his face taking on the look
of a convicted kidnapper who's just been
vealing themselves to be real people,
rather than moronic robots. How can advised of a life sentenre. "What else did
Security even hope to make us feel more
you do in college?"
"Well, I got turned off to research
secure. when we do not know who
Security is? We ask the Evergreen com- papers and seminars early on. After my
sophomore• year I attended a multi-media
munity: Does the sight of big- silver cars
conference at Evergreen; a combination
driving around on sidewalks really make
you feel secure? We are prepared to bar- or rilm. vid~o. and chemistry. After that
I KNEW hlmmaking
was my life's
gain. Please leavt> any responses with
calling."
the CPJ OHice. Destroy what destroys
"In my junior year I enrolled in a proyou!
gram called "Words.
Sounds.
and
People for Free Barrels
Images"; a (ilmmaking program that ex•
plored different planes of consciousness
and stagecraft. We also did light hauling.
IL's difficult t.o pin down and label just
what I gained from that program, but it
was definitely a tremendous learning ex•
perience. My work there provided the
inspiration for my senior year."
To the Editor;
"And what was thatr asked the counWhile walking through the Lihrary
selor, by now arutious to leave.
lobby Monday afternoon I notic.ed quite a
"The first two quarters I spent develbit of garbage someone had left there.
There were plastic bags hanging h-om oping my technical abilities (urther. I did
documentaries where I threw the Bolex
the ceiling, pl.uter scattered randomly
into the pool, and filmed lhe reaction of
about, and some chairs thrown in for
the other students in my program. For
good measure.
my final project I drove around in a car,
Continuing my stroll, I saw a man
with a movie camera going aU the time. I
bending over, pulling a brown paper bag
wanted to capture the action, feeling.
around the floor. I uked what wu ha~
and gut., of Olympia. It was a short
penin~ what was the point? He told me
piece, and it won an award."
it was some kind of art project involving

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"Whal was the award'?" queried the
employer.
"A ont" way ticket Lo Erie. Pt!nnsyl
vania," said the graduate, smiling.
"Thank you so much for stopping by.
If Seven Eleven ever has an opening for
a multi-media technician, we'll call you."
I suppose it's a stage everyone goes
through, and I understand it myself,
having done a contract called "Exploring
Limits to Personal Growth" and getting
full credit for it. I'd read a little after I
woke up tat noon), put the book down
and make lunch. I was in love then, and
didn't feel like being in school, but still
wanted credit.
I can live with that on my transcript
because it was a one-time occurrence.
But what about some of those Evergreen
artist.s. ~specially the ones you know will
be here for the next ten years? What
will they do when faced with the pros
peel of living in what has been called
'"the real world'"!
Well, like I said, one can only wonder.
But iJ I ever have an opening for a multi·
media art isl, I'll certainly give them
a call.
Kenneth Sternberg

The skill comes from practice. The
responsibility comes from mistakes. The
opportunity can only come from an administration which is willing to live up to
its promises. Including ones which hurt
bureaucratic efficiency. If Evergreen is
now too large and beleaguered to accept
substantive meddling in its aff8..irs by
students (such as the Mother Jones
want-ad} with grace, then it has no right
to claim it provides a rure for alienating
institutions. If Evergreen excuses itself
for neither ac('epting nor supporting the
development and articulation of student
influence because of legislative censure.
perhaps Evergreen should nol exist.
Perhaps Evergreen should really change
its name, and in fact become a Statt!
Patrol training academy. Because. shure
as shit. a society which perpetrates mass
impotence.
also perpetrates
ma-,s
v10lence.
Marvin Young

SO INCREDIBLY
STUPID,

Dear CPJ:
I am SICK and I am TIRED of hearing
about Mac Smith ol Campus PLOICE
continuing to threaten students with
suspention for items which do not concern him at all! The incident in the
dorms with threatening to kick out the
two students who were trying to keep a
full fight from breaking out was the
second time I had heard about his absolute authoritarian assholyness. the first
time was during the middle of last month
when some students explained to me a
complety falce and slanderous report
that Mac Smith has made concerning
some hyperthedical drug deals going on
on campus.
The point that I would like to make is
that the absolute power that Mac has
been able to wreal in the last year and a
half has gone to his head. yet he's also in
~he position that there is noone that ts
able t.o stop him.
Now as I read your issue of May l,
1
1980 I see that HE (capitalized as in
GOD) is agian on the rampage of striking
fea~ i:ito the innocent and unsuspecting
students on wheels. Which includes those
who attempt to bring their bicycles into
the buildings either ridden or carried.
p.s. remember who it was who ordered
the state police to come and bust the
dorms sometime last year without going
through the proper procedures? eg Get•
ting the okay from the head of housing
and Lhat of the president first.
I wish that I could sign my name to
this document, but I won't for fear of
al.so being suspended.
signed: A Holy-Roller

!Editor and CohorUt;
A full page ad for the ARMY? Come
on now-that's
a tough one to accept,
people. The only way I can si..nd to
think about such c. decision is hoping
that no one at TESC would be so incredibly STUPID to believe their con. Is my
faith misguided?
R. Newman

CONCERNINGSTIJDENT
INVOLVEMENT
IN
CURRIOJLUM
To the Editor:
In response to the curriculum questionnaire:
The Evergreen curriculum has become
an incestuous collection of training
seminars for the next generation of Ne<r
Guardians. So be it. If the administrators/faculty are now openly ignoring
student responsibility for directing the
course of their own education, the least
they could do is to cease passing out
these phoney feedback forms and stick
t.o some honest market surveys.
The problem with giving students the
opportunity
to provide ''Input'' and
"Feedback" is thal it raises unreasonable
expectations on the part of student., who
think they can have a significant influence on curriculum design. I have been
here too long to think thi• will be
otherwise.
Unfortunately, unless students have
the opportunity t.o make important mistakes, they will never become the intel•
lectual carriers of nobliase oblige so
desparately needed to save us from our•
selves. Students are protected from this
fate from fcrst through twelfth grade in
public schools, they are becoming more
so at Evergreen. What reason do you,
the Deans, have to believe that they will
acquire it as food stamp interviewers,
Dow chemists. or high school teachers?
Magic? Revelation? Reason? Sudden
independent wealth?
Unless student. are- given the skill,
the opportunity, and the responsibility lo
make non•trivi.al desicions about aspect.,
of their institutional environment which
affect them directly-things
like curriculum planning-they will continue to become betrayed and confused fodder for
industrial & social service bureaucracies.

ASSHOLYNESS

AIN'T NO
JOEMcCARlHY
Dear-Edit.ors,
I would like to submit a friendly protest againat the headline given my letter
in the May 1st edition. "Doesn't Like
Commie Actors??"' What I said was that
I consider Brando a totaUy offenaive
hack. His political "views" are merely a
sidelight issue. Sure, I am a noncommu•
nist, almoat to the point of being anticommunist; bul this does not inform my
per•onal opinions. FoT fnnance, Jack
London
a communist from the word
Go is one of my all-time hProes. And
Arthur Miller. no communist uut definitely an extreme Leftist, is my favorite
living writer. John ·~arficlc! was a
"Commie actor," as ou s< 1 uaintly
phrase it, and I certarnly hr •· nothin@'

The official word
I would like to answer your letter of
April 29 by this public means in order
to share my thoughts on curriculum
planning with the wider Evergreen
community.
First, I think it a healthy sign that
students are interested in and concerned for curricular planning. It continues to be the intent of the Academic
Deans and myself to provide opportunity for broad participation by students
in that activity.
In our view, there is an important
consultative and advisory role which
current students can and should plan in
the shaping of cuniculum. The faculty
wish to be in touch, as far as possible,
with the educational needs of their current and future students and want to
encourage a flow of suggestions and
new ideas for academic programs. But
the curricular planning we have just
been doing is for the Fall of 1981, some
16 months hence. Current students will
constitute about half of the participants
in the programs being planned, unrepresented new students will constitute
the other half. The academic deans and
the faculty have the responsibility for
providing a broadly based and balanced
curriculum for the future. Hence, they
must have the final authority for deciding what will be olfered and what
the distribution of programs will be.
But this still leaves plenty of room for
student advice and consultation.
In an attempt to accelerate publication of the catalog, we moved the
faculty planning retreat forward from

To the EvPrgreen Community,
We thought the students, stall and
faculty of Evergreen should know that
the school administration
has told
ACCESS for Re-entry Women that there
are not enough funds to continue the
center. Wit.bout a miracle thil service for
mature women on campus and in the
('Ommunity will cease at the end of June.
Diane Winslow and
Jaxie Farrell

PREDICT
ABILnY
DOESN'TMEAN
REPETITION
To the Editor:
Fa('t: There is a demand for greater
predict.ability in Evergreen's curriculum,
both from present and potential studen~.
Fact: Nearly every offering for the
1981 82 has been seen before.
Do these facts necessarily follow h-om
one another? Is offering programs that
have been offered before the only way to
achieve predictability, to know what will
be offered positively two years from
now? Or is this simply the only means
the faculty and administration
have
thought of to meet that need?
I would hale to think of Evergreen's
administrators and faculty as unimagin•
alive-but that seems the conclusion I'm
forced to draw, Predictability does not
mean '.ack of innovation, it does not
mean repetition. It simply means know•
ing what will be offered. Repetition has
nothing to do with it.
Or is the need for predict.ability simply
a smokescreen for the need for Evergreen to rid itself of innovation? After
all, Evergreen's reputation for looseness
was the cause of its bad image in the
community. By instituting these replays
of past successful programs, the coUege
has less ('hance of being termed innova•
live !which literally connotes evil in
many people's minds), of being consid•
ered loose and a place to waste time.
rm not knocking the idea of repeated
programs-I
would love lo see others
have the chan('e to go through Modernization and the Individual (though, hopefully with a more appropriate title),
Decentralization. and Writing Populist
Political Economics. But that's not all
I'd like to see them experience.
Pamela Dusenberry
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From Byron Youtz, Provost
As you know, the president, the
Deans and I have hoped and expected
that our new curriculum
planning
schedule would provide an authenticopportunity for students t.o play a productive role in the process. Prior to the
Fort Worden Retreat, the Specialty
Areas were urged to meet with students interested in working in that
area in order to understand student
needs and wishes, solicit suggestions
and criticisms, and hence go to Fort
Worden with an improved sense of·
meeting the legitimate needs of studenta. Some Specialty Areas did this
weU, others very little or not at all.
There is considerable student anger
and frustration about feeling left out of
the process, which I feel is unfortunate
and unnecessary.
I want to request two actions whkh
we can take to correct this situation
and get profitable
discussion
and
critique from students.
L After the posting of the Draft
Curriculum, each Specialty Area should
conven_e a special Wednesday meeting
to which students interested in that

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Re: Byron's 2 May memo concerning
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Area would be invited. The agenda
would be to get disc.union and sug•
gestions on the adequacy of the offerings, holes, duplications, etc., from students and to answer questions and
explain the choices offered, on the" part
ol the faculty. These could be scheduled
on May 14 in the morning.
2. Students can also play a role in
helping shape detait. of the 1980-81
curriculum if they have an opportunity
t.o meet with Program Coordinators or
Faculty Teams of the 1980-81 offerings.
This would be a chance for us to iden, t-ify special interests, special needs or
problems associated with our planning
in advance of the Academic 'Fair and
the preparation of materials for that
Fair. I suggest that these Program
planning meetings be held in the afternoon of May 14.
Both sets of May 14 meetings should
be scheduled and advertised
on a
campus-wide basis weU in advance. I
hope that you will aU concur and give
this method of student involvement an
opportunity to become effective. By
this memo I am asking the Academic
Deans to arrange a room schedule for
such meetings. Thanl you in advance

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are then posted on the large buUetin
board in the 2200 section of the
Library.
It is now posted as the
1981-82 Draft Cnrrlnlum. (This is
analgous to the old Trial Balloon.) We
solicit and urge student comment on
that Draft Curriculum via the questionnaire that has been provided. As a final
opportunity to advise on the 1981-82
curriculum. we have asked the Specialty Areas to convene one more meeting-on Wednesday morning, May 14
from 9 a.m. to noon-to look over the
Specialty
Area. Basic and Annual
Offerings.
Students
are invited to
attend. Based on this collected advice,
the Deans and Specialty Area Convenors then select the 1981-82 curriculum.
Finally, you also have an opportunity
to be involved in some of the final
shaping ol the 1980-81 (next year·s1
('Urriculum before the academic fair. On
Wednesday afternoon, May 14, coordinators of next year's programs have
been asked to set up meetings (time
and place to be posted on coordinator's
doors) so that students interested in
those programs can discuss shape and
content. Again, the final decisions lie
with the faculty, but this is an opportunity to advise and counsel.
I hope that this reveals a clear intent
and a systematic method for student
involvement with curriculum planning.
In this. its first-year operation. we
have not been as successful as we had
hoped to be. But there is still time to
participate, and there is opportunity to
learn from our experience. We hope
that you will join in the process.

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mid•June to mid-April. We saw this as
an opportunity to get students more in•
volved in the curriculum design process
than has been possible in the recent
put. We therefore uked the Convenors of the Specialty Areas to schedule
several meetings in advance of the retreat and to announce these so that
interested students could attend and
make their needs and wishes and ideas
known. The two Deans in charge of
curriculum planning, Barbara Smith
and Jeanne Hahn, met with the S.I.N.
t.o publicize and explain this process.
Specialty Area meeting announcements
were advertised in the CPJ. In some of
these meetings there was good student
attendance, in others there was very
little or none at all. In addition, some
of the Specialty Areas and Basic Programs took surveys t.o determine student needs and suggestions as a further
means of guiding the planning process.
At the faculty retreat the intention is
to devote full time attention to the
generation o( a draft curriculum to be
implemented a year and a half later. In
the atmosphere of that retreat, with
faculty mixing in a way which is not
possible on campus, new interdisciplinary ideas are generated and new combinations for faculty teams are struck.
The faculty have an opportunity to talk
about what we are doing and how well,
and to discuss common academic concerns. It is more a creative time than a
decision-making time. There are always
more proposals generated than we can
actually use.
The results of the retreat planning

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agarnst him!!
I disagree with Brando's ideology, and
his way of expresaing it in the guise of
artistic spoutinga irritate• me. But what
makes me despise that Clift/Dean rip-off
is his total lack of anything remotely
resembling creative or interpretive akill.
I ain't no Joe McCarthy!
P.S. I saw Saauo tile BalllH last
night. Now that WH definitely a mm I
would be willing to pay ten buckB to see;
it is the best movie that this campus bas
ever shown. But One-Eyed Jadurn??
GOOD GRIEF!!l
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Short life for TESC T.V. station ?
By Jefferson Allen
Fifty-five student.I signed a program
proposal involving an on-campus teltwision station, early in March. Spring
quarter is now half over and there are
two student.s striving to get Cable Ever•
green State
College channel
six
(C.E.S.C.T.V.J off the ground.
Jim Murch and Station Manager Mike
Zwerin did not flnd a lack of equipment
lo be their problem. Evergreen has
studio ready to go, (Library 1323) and
the campus is wired for cable television.
Zwerin told the CP J: ''The major problem we are encountering is student
apathy, followed by a lack of support by
the faculty and administration. Unoffi-1
cially. we have been olfered support
from all the faculty and staff involved.
Officially. other than Dick Fuller, of
Master Control, there hasn't been [acuity
or staff who have done a damn thing
about it."

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few group efforts.'
.
When asked about the present effort
being made by Zwerin and Murch, Fuller
responded, "I feel that it would be well
worth the eredit if they could get a
program going."
After three unsucceuful attempt& to
get the program approved by Smith,
Zwerin and others decided to start the
campus cable station with volunteers.
Apparently, the prospect of doing noncredit work was unappealing for most of
the 65 student& who signed the proposal.
"After it (the group contract) got shot
down, they just dwindled away," said
Zwerin.
C.E.S.C.-TV has gone out on the wires
three times 3ince winter quarter: once
for a whole weekend. Videotapes and
other artwork were shown, along with a
few announcements. The last showing
was partly an appeal for student support.
Zwerin said that there was some positive
feedback from the showings, "but it's.

Part II of a series

Mike Zwttin, Station 6 &talion manager.

pointless to air material without prer
moting it," he commented. "We want t.o
provide students with an outlet for their
productions ... a real alternative
to
commercial television."

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Ciciently independent from her and will
simply serve a.s her "puppet.." This feu
is being expressed because of her
acknowledged influence on the faculty
hiring.
The fact that many film students &re
bitter, angry, and alienated because of
their experiences with Cloninger is
something that cannot be ignored. (This
brings to mind the Bob Bernard contre>versy of three years ago.) At the same
time, those who are able to get along
with her, praise her teaching abilities.
Some, however, feel cheated because
she has not been teaching filmmaking in •
the last yeu, but video and viaual
anthropology instead. One student (whom
ru refer to as "Joe") complained, "She's
not very responsive to or supportive of
any kind of student project&. She makes
you make the kind of films she wants
you ~ make, not the kind you want to
make.
He then went on, saying that when he
went to Cloninger to find out about an
individual contract, she was hoetile and
discouraging, telling him that thia was
not a film school and that if he wanted to
learn about mm then he should go somewhere else. After being turned down by
three other faculty, Joe finally found
someone to sponsor his contract, even
though hia faculty knew hardly anything
about the technical aapectaof filmmaking. •
Joe had the choice between going to a
prestigious film school or Evergreen. He
chose Evergreen becauae of the availa·
bility of the equipment and because he
believed he would have the freedom to
work and have the guidance to do the
kind of ftlms he'd like. But when he firot
got here, he found there wu ..nothing
going on" and he couldn't find an
individual contracL
Not all his blame is on Cloninger. "I
don't like the idea that I got run around
and discouraged so much. It's fine when
you're in basic studies and you're reaUy

spreading yourself thin.· You become a
jack of aU trades and a muter of none.
Anytime you become a little bit specific
here. and very specific. you're up shit's
creek without a paddle becauae there's
nothing."
Another student complained about the
lack of dramatic ftlm being taught. "Film •
is an art. but some think it's a science.
Sally and Lynn (Cloninger and Patterson)
want to establish a national reputation
for visual anthropology.
We need a
permanent dramatic film teacher. Tom
and Jan (Ott and Krawitz) are nice
people, but we're just too tight. We need
to experiment and play .... The entire
animation area is lying dormant. It bu
been all year."
Referring to the Communications
Building and all the film facult7, both
current and previous, he said, "It's like a
hospital environment.
Uninteresting
thinga, white on the walls. (The faculty)
are like interns walking down the hall.
We need someone who's just a little
crazy, who'U jump and run down the
halls-somebody who'U get the student&
excited and slop uound in the mud
with us."
He talked about other problem,.
"There's been a certain amount of film•
that have left Evergreen that people see,
all over the country, and they come here
with the idea that they're going to be
able to do that kind of work. It turns out
that the majority of tboee film• were
made on an independent contract and
now you can't have an independent
contract."
Two former film students who were
working on an independent
16 mm
project last fall claim that they were in
constant conflict with Cloninger, who
wa.s in charge of the equipment. One of
these student& had been in charge of the
equipment the year before and says he
"taught her everything she knows about
it." Yet. they still had problems getting

access to the equipment, even when
nobody else was using it.
They both say that Cloninger eventu•
ally told them theirs would be the last
independent film project to be made at
Evergreen as long a.a she was here.
I asked Will Humphreys if independent
project& were being stifled and he replied that the needs for program purposes can rule out independent film•
making or make it difficult. He continued
to aay that programa have the first
priority, although independent
filmmalting should be encouraged, but only
Ma second priority. About Cloninger, he
stated approvingly, "Sally ia the first
person hired with the specific objective
of developing programs in filmmaking."
Humphreys
also says the school
doesn't have enough money to hire dif•
ferent kinda of mm faculty. "We've had a
hard time in trying to develop the area
becauae there's been ao little permanent
bculty hiring."
He admitted that lilmmaking has
always been a low priority at Evergreen,
but hopes that in five or six years there
will be lour or five film faculty, thus
giving some stabilit7 in the area.
But Humphreys acknowledged that, at
present. Cloninger bu the moot control
in the film uea. And thia is where some
trouble might boil over, no matter who
is choeen to teach ''Take 2'' next year. ll
the current hostility between Sally
Cloninger and a significant number of
film students continues, it could create
an environment and situation worse than
the Bob Bernard fiasco. The deans need
to be aware of thia.
Thoee reaponaible for ch.-ing
the
next film program faculty now have a
chance to prove that Evergreen does
serve the interests of the student.a and
not just of particular faculty members.
Film students have made it cleu what
they want. The question is: Will they
get it?

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Two weeks ago, lour WMhington State
Vietnam veterans exposed to Agent
Orange, an herbicide used in the Vietnam war, filed suit against five chemical
companies. Agent Orange, a lifty-!lfty
mixture of 2,4-D, was used by the U.S.
Military as a defoliant for "denying com·
munist forces their hiding places." The
Air Force sprayed more than 10 million
gaUons of Agent Orange in southeut
:A..aii.over a period of nine yeua, ending
in 1971. A byproduct of Agent Orange ia
dioxin, one of the moot deadly aubstances known.
Their suit will join the more than 600
suits filed by Vietnam veterana acroes
the nation against Dow Chemical Co..
Monaanto Co., Diamond Shamrock Corp.,
Hercules, Inc., and Thompeon-Hayward
Chemical Co. Agent Orange claims u,,
being combined and will be handled
joinUy by the Eastern Diatriet Federal
Court in Weatbury, New York.
The Veterans Administration
ba1 1
maintained an official poeition that there,
is no conclusive evidence linking Agent
Orange with any diaeue. Thia la alao the
poeition of Dow Chemical Co., the lead



defendant in the cue.
Veterana have been eomlng to the VA
hospitala with slin diaeuea, diafunctlon
of nervea in ext.remit.lea, cancen, and
other diaeuea that may be relai-1 t.o
Agent Orange expoeure. Children of vet,.
erana have been born with multiple birth
defect&, the moot common of which la
cleft palate.

While moot E.A. faculty seem to agree "narrowly gauged for an interdisciplinary 'he conducted. According to the propooaL
22'lb of SKI student& are primaril7 interspecialt;r area," that it emphasize•
that
new faculty are needed,_ they ~f
Almoot 150 1tudenta signed a petition
ested in Medical and Health Sciences.
,Pll"'~olqiy
ov~
oChe,r
eocial
acienceL
I
in the CAB proteating the exclusion of fundamentally split between olferfo·g
H~ c;atnment WU eountered by several 15% in Biological Science,, 10% in
Interdisciplinary
programs
and
offering
student& from the curriculum planning
facillty membera there. Don Finkel said Energy Systems, 10% in Nutrition, and
programs.
n,treat two ween ago: one lacult7 mem- specialized "Major-type"
that Development: the Aim of Education 10% in math and physica. INS and M&M
"Should
liberal
arts
be
in
or
out
of
FOV
A
ber refused to attend becauae abe agreed
or other arts programar
Chuck Pail- has philosophy u an important eompo- would continue to serve a.a background
the retreat wa.a in violation of Ever·
for these advanced subnent. Someone eiae added that many of programs
thorp
asked.
.
green's governing documents.
specialty
areas.
the
offerings
have
sociology
as
a
Cloninger proposed a basic curriculum
In one sense, administrators
who
component.
argued that no deeiaiona would be made plan to the gathered faculty, that Charlie
Eavlronmeatal Sdeaee1
Teske
said
sounded
like
departmentaliu•
at the retreat were right: most of the
Mariae Sclea- and Cnfta
tion,
with
faculty
rotating
in
and
out
"When can we take the boat out and
major deciaiona had been made prior to
Fred Stone, faculty spon.sor for stu·
the meetings at Fort Worden. The all year. Marilyn Frasca. a strong aup- who gets to take it out fll'lt?" That wu
lenta at the Organic Farm, argued for
porter
of
interdiaciplinary
studies,
obthe big question among the 12 men who complete integration of agricultural farm
1981-82 curriculum shaped up primarily
as a repeat of current programs. Diacua-. jected to the proposal "Somebody in met to plan the MSC curriculum. Like programs with the college's science cursions generaUy focused around which FOVA should be eommitted to it. Some- grown-up, little boys with • big toy boat riculum and suggested that faculty
to play with, they shared a common rotate between a farm-oriented Food
faculty would fill various open slots in one should stick with it for the duration.
There sbquld be no faculty rotation."
excitement and enthusiasm which, with Systems program, Introduction to Enthe pre-scheduled programs.
constant joking and amiability, char- vironmental Studies, Earth EnvironThe CPE and administratively imposed When Jean Mandeberg said that Barbara
demand for long-range planning and pre- Smith wu vehemently oppooed to Clon• acterized the whole meeting.
ments, and Environmental Design.
inger's plan, Cloninger replied, "It's not
The boat, of course, ia The Evergreen
dictability haa resulted in the repetition
The Organic Farm program, "by being
her
place
to
decide-it's
ours."
of programs year after year. In the col·
38, a wooden aailing boat being built more rigorous and building a good repuTom
Foote,
another
staunch
supporter
here at Evergreen which MSC students
lege's early years there was little or no
of interdisciplinary studies, said, "ll we and faculty will be using for explorations tation as a rigorous program" is beginrepetition.
...,
are going to train students in specific of Puget Sound and, perhaps, beyond. ning to attract "more serious students,"
But the trend towud standardization
Stone said.
is understandable when one e:1periences, areas, they need to go to a different
Starting probably Spring quarter of
Richard Cellarius endorsed the trend
school.
If
we
are
truly
committed
to
a.s a student observer, the complexity of
1983, two [acuity members supervising toward "cutting out those students who
interdisciplinary studies then we should 18 students will comprise two crews to
planning an entire curriculum. Programs.
integrate our program. We are not grad- alternate every two week.II. On-shore don't have the (scientific) background
faculty, and estimations
of student
and just want to groove in the dirt."
we are graduating
time will be spent studying marine
interests are juggled, shuffied, arranged uating artists,
Cellarius also argued for involving
critical
thinkers."
biology, reading sea lore and literature,
and rearranged. One decision wait.a on
students
in planning Advanced EnvironAdded Frasca. "I think it's important
and learning sailing and marine crafts.
another: some of the meetings seemed
mental Studies for 1981-82. He argued
to
remember
that
skill
development
Only two weeks before the retreat,
like exercises in frustration a.a question
that the program not have the same conafter question proved incapable of emerges. What the real need ia, ia read·
faculty and deans were meeting to que&- tent each year but rather an umbrella
ing
and
writL'lg.
We
should
advise
stuimmediate resolution.
tion the very existence of MSC as a title for a variety of advanced ideas. The
Scuttlebutt
had it that more was dents into the humanitiea to take care of specialty uea. No planning session wu
faculty present declared student involve-accomplished in faculty carpoola than in these problems. It ia unfair to student&. held with students because, convener ment in the 1981-82 AES propoaal to be
They
need
to
get
out
and
read
a
novel
Bob Sluss said, the uea was "in con- their most immediate priority.
the actual meetings, where ratifying a
previously informal consensus wu often and write about it. even though they say fusion." The faculty, however, decided to
they want to go out and make a movie."
reaffirm MSC's exiatence and to organize
the main order of buaine11.
Despite major disagreement.I on the the entire area uound the principle of
Three specia.lty areas were written up
·PE
in last week's CPJ. The rest of the re- pedagogical questiona in the E.A. area,
"19th Century Exploration."
faculty
drew
up
a
plan
for
1981-82
that
At the retreat. faculty spoke to how
treat foUows:
Most of the PE meeting was spent disleavea huge holes for who they hope will their individual interesta--geology, urban
cussing whether t.o provide more inlrobe eight new faculty. "This is not what anthropology, economics, outdoor educaAmouala
ductory courses or more intermediate
tion-could be integrated into the explor"Isn't there one area of the coUege we hoped and dreamed of," said Frasca,
and advanced programs. Every PE offerthat doesn't have to be defined two "We had to come up with thia becauae of ations. Regular aail tranaport between
ing proposed for 81-82 requires students
enrollment criaia. We have to stick with Olympia and Tacoma, the accumulation
years in advance?" Beryl Crowe uked
to have taken IPE. Linear Programming,
of a book on ..modern exploration of an advanced two-quarter course ti.> begin
passionately at the all-faculty meeting to thia and do the best we can."
Other faculty were not euily mollified. Puget Sound," and annual in-port main- in the fall of '81, was dropped because
plan Annual programs.
It was the end of a long day of spec- "We are uking student& to put it to- tenance of the boat were also mentioned.
the faculty felt that there would not be
gether," said Teske, "but the faculty
ialty area meetings. Proposals were
Besides acknowledging the problem•
!enough students who had the necessary
aren't
together
...
We've
got
to
get
our
written on big sbeeta of paper taped to
1Jf so many people spending so much lprerequiaites. Chuck Nesbit, economist
the walls: ideu for annuals were listed coUeagues involved in our area especially
time together on auch a small boat. the
and convener for MPI, stated: "We are
on a blackboard. What could and should, when programa are offered (where) col- men ialf-serioualy joked about the draw•
not drawing students from the previous
in the estimation of aome faculty, be the laboration is a must... Ainara Wilder
backs of spending so much time away year (from lPE). We should be, but
moet creative and exciting area of the defended interdisciplinary studies, in• from home and family. More important
we aren't."
silting that "We have to have a struccurriculum, wu threatening to end up u
wM the difficulty of training faculty to
By dropping Linear Programming,
little more than an end-of-th .. line grab ture that humanities faculty can feed be expert enough at aailing to entrust
faculty member Irwin Zuckerman pointed
them with the "38" and student's safety:
bag of those programa no specialty area into•• and that program• should empha·
out, the quantitative/applied
research
size "equal and separate skills."
David Milne: 'Tm not sure rm a good element of PE would be loot. Several
would claim.
But Cloninger, Suaan Aurand and Paul
"I think it's ridiculous,-.. David PowAU
enough sailor."
faculty suggested that modular courses
wd, "to talk about these thinga (annuala) Sparks advocate a drastic move away
Bob Sluss: 'Tm not sure I am either."
could be offered with quantitative/statisfrom
interdisciplinary
programs
aaaertas if we know what they are." Either
Milne: ''That makes me feel even
tical empha.sis in coordination with MPI.
annuals are programa that crou spe- ing that programs should center around
worse."
Matt Smith WM skeptical about the
cialty areas. he argued, or thefre any a particular skill. Dave Englert, brand
module idea. He thinks it is dangerous
"off-the-wall, interesting" program ideas. new to Evergreen and evidently to the
SdeatlBc Kaowleclce and laqairy
for the curriculum to be organized in
No one seemed in agreement about what school's basic philosophy, said, "We
"What I see increuingly happening in "smaller and smaller bits." Political
the Annuala category abould be all al>out. would be remiaa ... to be strictly inter• SKI ia that to support advanced offer- Economy and MP! faculty, he said,
Provost Youtz and· Annuals convener disciplinary."
ings, our lower-level curriculum is bewould find themselves offering courses
And what about student concerns in coming a coUection of counes."
Leo Daugherty agreed that the overall
at "isolated levels" that would create
curriculum's need for continuity was their curriculum? Teske was one of the
"The rest of my time at Evergreen I
"a vacuum." No resolution to offer
"probably mon, important" than Annuala' few who expreased concern. "If the col• can teach off the top of my head because
quantitative/applied research course was
spontaneity. But Youtz acknowledged laboration depends on what the students
there's nothing here rd call advanced."
agreed upon.
the "need to develop thia area a lot more want. and they won't be here until over
These arguments from two science
In discussing the problem that alJ
a year from now, how can we plan? How professors illustrate the problem in SKI:
than we have."
olferinga require !PE, Nesbit suggested
can we come up with a program design
Suggestions outnumbered available
how to create a curriculum which is that Hahn's and Rainey'• Social and
faculty for Annuals in 1981·82 and not (for a collaborative arts program) when interdiaciplinary but still offers opporPolitical Theory be open to student&
all will be staffed. There was unanimous we don't know the student& yet? What if tunity for advanced and specialized
without IPE or the equiva.!ent. Ron
the students don't come who can use or scientific study.
agreement
on one program-Oacar
Woodbury said that "if we don't give
Soule'• Sporta, which Ron Woodbury who want the faculty aasigned?"'
According to convener Burt Guttman,
students advanced work in PE. then we
termed "sufficiently weird" to merit
students
also
want
an
advanced
scienceare rescinding in our obligations, their
BllllllD HealU,
approval. The intermediate
program
As in the majority of the specialty humanities program. Michael Beug will expectations." Peta Henderson, currently
would study biological. sociological, and
teaching Cuba and Puerto Rico, which
area meetings at the faculty retreat two offer On Knowing next spring and
economic aspects of sports and would
includes students (rom several levels,
weeks ago, the Human Health and Be- 1981-82 will see a program in science and
said lhe program was a "drag" for ad.Possibly include professional sports
havior (HHB) gaChering aTd nofao mucn government.
vanced students because there is such a
teams as outreach studenli.
Integrating
humanities
into
INS
and
planning of the 1981-82 curriculum. The
wide discrepancy between the abilities of
Other suggestions included Rainer
uea'a offerings were just written up on , Matter and Motion were also discussed.
Hasenstaab's Australia and America,
beginning and advanced students.
M
Provost
Byron
Youtz
recently
said,
the chalkboard; all but one of them have
Richard Jones' Writing and Rewriting,
SKI "does not really qualify as an inter•
been taught in the put three years.
Charles Teske and Hiro Kawaaalti'1 Two
The area's entry-Jevel program is disciplinary apeclalty area" because of ita
Revolutions (Romantic and Modern). a/Id
Human Health and Behavior: We to · specialized, scientific focua.
Joeie Reid and Jean Mandelburg's Art
Jake Romero had a radical proposal
Death. Diacuasion centered around who
and Science.
will teach it, but no firm deciaiona were 1 for SKI curriculum reorganization:
As the tired participant& drifted away
acknowledge that certain advanced aubmade.
from the m~eting, Richard Cellariu•
HHB will alao offer three other lull- jecta are beyond Evergreen', abilit7 t.o
urged that a Trial Balloon method be
year programs: Development: the Aim offer and make a "3-2 agreement" with
used to gauge student intereat in the
of Education to be taught by Don Finkel the UW or Stanford. Under ouch an
program sugge,Uons.
and Peter Elbor, Helping Relationabipa, , agreement. science atudenta could apend
offered by LeRol Smith; and Soeial ' three year, at Evergreen. then two at
~veAru8peclak,Ana
Interaction:
the Problem& of Youth, • some other institution doing advanced
8 a.m .. 9 p.m. weekday,
Expressive Arla needs more facult7.
work.
taught by Mary Nelaon.
Eapeciall1 u faculty plan a curriculum
"Wh7 should we want to provide the
10 a.m. • 7 p.m. Sundays
Two other programa will be offered in
that ia rapidl7 moving awa7 from Inter·
spring: Culture and ConadowlneN, a moat difficult part of the curriculum II
disciplinary studies to more ,peclalized
.,. can get someone elae to offer ltr
and advanced contracta. "It ia going to hall-time program to be taught b7 Lynn Romero uked. "Can we afford to uae our
open every day
Patterson
and Marilyn Frasca, and
be difficult and embunuing
to preaent
reaourtea
that
wa,r
Nutrition.
taught
by
Jeff
Kelly
and
thia curriculum but we need to do It.
Romero would have SKI faculty define
Bett7 Cutter.
WESTSIDE CENTER
There ia no other 1peda}t7 area that
..,ub-specialty" &NIU of concentration in
Near
the
end
of
the
hour-long
meeting,
need, inore facult7 u bad u ua.• oalcl
. ~ Hendenon ohlerved that HHB la line with the finding,, of a atudent aurve7
eonvener Sally Cloninger .
By Larry Stillwell

l Film faculty(cont.)
I

)~j,-

Dean Barbara Smith rejected the proposed cable TV group contract for
various reasons, according to Zwerin.
"We were told there was no faculty or
funding available, and that an Evergreen
cable TV station had been tried in the
past and had failed." he said.
There have been some stucjent-run
stations in the pa.st, but they have not
continued for more than about two quarters, according to Fuller.
One of the first attempts was a chemistry show dealing with marijuana
extraction. This caused such an uproar
on campus that a D.T.F. formed and
decided that disclaimers must be aired
before every program. Since then, news
broadcasts and a musie show have
started, but Fuller says personality conflicts often disbanded these attempt&.
It takes a lot of work and coordination
to run a cable station."There have been
many individual showings on the cable
system here," Fuller said, "but only a

at Fort Worden

5

Evergreen', Offke of Veteran'• Alfalro, locai-1 near the campUI Adllli>

aiona Olliee, will be abowing a videotape
"Agent Orange: Vietnam'• Fog," on
Ma7 14, 9-11:80 Lm., In CAB 110. Mike
McWatera, of the Veteran's Center In
Taeoma, will be talking about Agent
Orange. All thooe lnteresi-1 an urged
to attend.

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the U oiversity cl California or Santa
Cruz as an example of an innovative
institution similar to Evergreen which,
faced with legislative pressure to increase enrollment. was forced to take a
step back lo a more traditional approach
to education. He said, ..Many start but
relatively few s\D'Vive. We intend to be
one of the survivcrs."
Santa Cruz (ell by the legislative wayside after facing many of the same pro~
lems Evergreen
has faced with the
Washington State legislature.
When
asked why Evergreen
has survived
where Santa Cru:r: fell, Evans said, "I
think the Washington legislature hu
always been supportive of higher education. Part of that is their own inclination
and part of that is the work that Ever•
green's done to convince the legislature."
Crediting assistant Les Eldridge's
work with the legislature, Evans said
"We sat down at lunch with close to 100
different legislators, one or two at a time
and talked with them personally about
Evergreen. We try to be well-prepared
for legislative hearings and talks with
legislators. Of course, it didn't hurt to
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pointed out that there is more of an
opportunity this year than in many years
for a successful third-party campaign.
"In the past, third-party candidates have
always come from one end or the other
ol the political spectrum. They've eith..been a Henry Wallace, or a Eugene
McCarthy. or a Strom Thurmond, or a
George Wallace. They're either from the
right end of the spectrum or the left end
of the spectrum. A John Anderson candi
dacy would be really one lrom the center. That would be an intereating
change." Evans feela that if President
Carter and Reagan win their parties's
nominations, Anderson could "draw quite
broadly," but because of financing prol>
lems, it would be a "very tough job."
On the local political scene, Evans refused to comment on the gubernatorial
race, saying that the campaign directly
aflecta Evergreen. When asked to comment on the indictments of state senata'
Gordon Walgren and former Speaker d
the House John Bagnariol on racketeering charges, Evans said only that "peope
should remember that an indictment is
not a conviction," and that he's "really
saddened" because such incidents diminish the public's opinion of public officials.

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ERCPRESENTS
SHOWS VEGETABLESTARTS
On Wednesday, May 14, the Environmental Resource Center will
present two showings at the 1980
Health Fair. From 11-1 in Lecture
Hall 4, Helen Engle, president o! the
Washington Environmental
Council
and a leading environmentalist will
present a slide-tape show on the
Southern Puget Sound, along with a
talk on the importance of the Sound
and the existing environmentaJ dangers. Al 3 p.m. in Lecture ·Hall 3, the
Environmental Resource Center will
present a 45-minute movie, Paal
Jacobo and the NudGug, an
award-winning documentary about
people who have been affocted by
nuclear radiation. Afterwards, a leading figure on nuclear radiation
research, Dr. Ruth Weiner of Western
Washington University will talk about
radiation as a health hazard.
Come join us as we acknowledge
the importance of a healthy environment in maintaining a healthy body.

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various concepts to stimulate ex•
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Thursday, May 15 on 2nd floor CAB.
The idea of the game comes from
Herman Hesse's "Magister Ludi." The
game is adapted by Dunben Ailkena,
who founded the Committee for the
Game which is based in Corvallis. Ore.

INTERNSWANTED
Interns are wanted to assist coordinating committee in planning for
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skills in planning, developing and
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The Evergreen Organic Farm is
offering assorted vegetable starts for
sale along with free advice. Some
fresh produce and herbs are available,
loo. All plant& and food are organically grown. Stop by the farm any
time Tuesday or Saturday or call
866-6161.

"Y"ON CAMPUS
Clallam County YMCA in Port
Angeles will be on campus on May 14.
The directors of Youth Programs and
Physical Education will be in Seminar
Building, Room 4151 and 4153 from
3:30-5 conducting interviews and talking with students
interested
in
careers with the "Y." Interested students should set up an appointment in
the Career Planning and Placement
Office, Library 1214, phone 866-6193.

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Chris Tanner, a San Francisc:o
singer/songwriter, headlines a benefit
concert Saturday, May 10 at 8 p.m. in
the Recital Hall of Evergreen'• Communications Building. The Lyle Cruse
Trio, an Olympia women's band, will
al&o perform. A former member of
Portland's Family Circus Theater,
Tanner writes and singa his own
creations, accompanying himsell on
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copy to every member of the legislature." Evans doesn't feel that Evergreen's approach to the legislature is
unique, but says that the convenience of
the college's Olympia location ia extremely helpful.
Evans regards the success of Evergreen graduates who are doing a "f~
rate job" ss the greatest publicity for
the college.
EVANS ON POLITICS
A supporter of Republican George
Bush, Evans told the CPJ that he !eels
Bush is not out of the presidential raoe
yet. "This is really a volatile political
year. Sure, I think there's no question
that Governor Reagan has a long lead.
but many things can happen. I don't like
to bounce from one plac.e to another !!JO
I'll stick with (Bush)." Evans has a wail,
and-see attitude
toward a possible
Republican nomination of Ronald Reagan
but commented that, 'Tve never failed
to support a Republican candidate yet."
Evans has known and worked with all
the candidates and calls lit>,,ral Republican John Anderson a "sentimental favorite." "It would be impractical to believe
that he (Anderson) could (have won) the
Republican nomination," he said bL•l

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Volunteers are needed lo staff the
phone al the Olympia Women's Center for Health. A training seuion for
new volunteers will be held on Wednesday May 21. For more information
and to register for the training, call
943-6924 between 12-4 on Tuelday,
Wednesday, or Thursday, or between
10-1 on Saturday.

The Olympia Food Co-op is sponsoring a Mother's and Other'a Day Pancake Feed and Raine al the Olympia
Community Center on May 11 from
10 a.m. to 2 p.m. A donation of S3 for
adult& and $1.50 for children is being
asked for "all you can eat." Entertainment will be provided II well u the
raffle. Prizea include boob, plant.a.
pottery, coffee and dinners. For more
information, call the Olympia Food
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I spent most of my formative years
a-rowing up in the quiet suburb of
Leonia, New Jersey, only five miles from
the "home of the eggcream": New York
City. This geographical fact had an
amazing influence on my palative
preferences.
Within my circle of friends I had the
honor of wearing the "official eggcream
taster" button. This privileged position
in Leonia culture sent me searching
throughout the county for the perfect
eggcream. l devised a quality evaluation
form to objectify those foaming beauties.
Creaminess, foam density, syrup flavor,
and the order ir. which these ingredients
were mixed, all added to the essential
"eggcream extraordinaire."
I would bicycle or enlist the services
of one of my chauffeurs (parents) to an
eggcream establishment. A typical egg•
cream emporium had a long counter with
Heinz's ketchup bottles and coffee
creamers evenly spaced. Behind the
counter were mirrors, greasy grills, and
big glass jars lilled with multi-colored
jelly beans. The waitresses had been
there since World War 2, the cook had a
rounded beer belly from all the VFW
picnics. and there was always a random
"jerk" in white clothes and a little
white cap.
~
"Hilgans" was the place most accesS sible to me and therefore most frequented. I'd walk in, swirl the swivel
seal&, and lope past all the lazy policemen sipping coffee. There were "good
eggcreamers," and "bad eggcreamers,"
and if a "good eggcreamer" lilled my
order I was in for a real treat. If a "bad
eggcreamer" filled my order all was not
lost, the eggcream wu still salvageabJe.

Ignoring the objections of the waitress,
I'd collect the coffee creamers from the
counter and pour their contents into
my drink.
To supply my unquenchable thirst for
eggcreams, and stretch my limited monetary supp)y, [ began to make my own
eggcreams at home. First rd add a
quarter cup of chocolate, vanilla, or
coflee-llavored syrup to a third cup of
cold foamy milk: then from canisters
injected with "whippets" (nitrous oxide,
the stuff the dentist used to dull the pain

when he pulled a tooth) came the last
ingredient,
good old seltzer water.
Delicious.
Unfortunately my eggcream production came to a delirious end when I
realized that I could inhale the "whippet&" and get high, instead ol producing
the final, essential ingredient, seltzer
water.
Thus in Leonia, across the George
Washington Bridge from "the home of
the eggcreams," I expanded my palative
tastes to include various inhalants.

7

Although the world of academica and
inteUectualism ia important to our daily
t wants and needs, how many of us are
I still era ving Egg Crea ma? For the unenlightened, the Egg Cream has ita home
, in N.Y.C. lta hiatory goes back to the
days o! the old soda fountain; greuy
spoon childhood memories, characters
long forgotten.
The Art of Egg Cream making is as
essential to the small restaurant
as
Shakespeare is to the student of literature. Many ol the neighborhood kids
had long discussions as to where the best
Egg Cream was, and who made it.
When you enter an old-fashioned rest•
aurant, stools squeaking, big belly sweat1
ing over the grill, silverware singing the
familiar opera, faces slouched in the
steam of awareness, your womb is upon
you again and it's time for an Egg
Cream.
The Jungian, archetypal being behind
the counter addresses you, accent like
the thrill of Coyote. A sacred decision
must be made; chocolate or vanilla. As if
your words were monumental, the floor
behind the counter creaks and a glass is
placed below one of the Silver Rams.
While you watch the 9eJtzer fizzle into
the glass, a sound, the one you've been
praying for, is now echoing towards your
ear. The hand is concocting, the swirl in
the glass has a chemistry, velocity. and
texture like the essence of spinning
jewels.
Soon it is approaching your lips, fresh
foam, dawn on the beach, and although
you have done this many times before,
the horizon has never tasted like this.
But, before you know it: oh, the sorrow,
the tragedy; your glass is empty. One
must be brave though and return to the
random world; yet, sweet memory. you
are dose behind.

Every day is Mother's Day
By Nadine JoHnaon
Buzzzzzz. 6:00. Oh God-How come
I'm always so tired in the morning? I
turn off the alarm and rolled over. I'll
just plan my day.
Oh no. It's 7:30. I
just missed my bus. Nc>-1 can't lake the
truck. Just gel up, Nadine. ls that so
hard? 7:40. I have lo gel upl
"Let's get up, Mom."
"Okay, Jackson." Thanks, Babe. I
couldn't do it without you. "Let's get up."
"OK-You
go potty. I'll gel your
clothes." I try lo plan my strategy. I
have only 35 minutes to get ready and
leave the house in order to catch the
next bus. I dress Jackson u quickly u
possible for a two-and-a-half-year-old boy
who'd rather play than gel dreued.
"I want to wear Burt and Ernie."
"No. You can wear thoee aborts tomor•
row." Good. No complaining! I finish putting on his jearu1 and we go dowru1tairs.
Boy, rve got to do aomething with thia
stairway. It echoes when you talk.
"Potatoes? OK, I'll make potatoes.· I
put them on to fry.
..Nol I want st.rawberriesl" He must
have seen them when I opened the refrigerator lo gel the potatoes.
"Here. Eat the strawberries while tbe
potatoes are cooking." Good idea, Nadine.
"Yuml"
I hurriedly look through the refrigerator lo see what I can put in bis lunchpail. Cantaloupe, a slice of apple, and
some raiains. Boy, what a good lunch.
He'll never eat it all. I wonder why he
hun't been eating much lately? I gueaa,
because he's two. And millt.
"Here Jackson. Your potatoes are
done!"
"Yeahl" he says as he claps his hands.
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"Orange juice."
I pour his juice.
"Nooo, Moml Milk!"
"Nooo, Jackson! Oruge Julee!''
OK. Twenty minutes left. I have to
take a shower. Just get in and out. No
luxury today. It's your own fault. Five
minutes maximum. Ahhh! This feels so
good! Maybe ten minutes-l'U dress fa.st.
No. Just hurry up. Shampoo. This is so
warm! Hurry up. Get out.
"Jackson, eat your potatoes," I call out
as [ get dressed. Seven minutes. "Hurry
up, Jackson." I know he is playing without even looking.
Okay. Whal next? I don't want to
catch cold-I wonder if I have time to
blow dry my hair? Maybe. I'll put my
boot&on first. "Jacluon. eat your pol&·
toes." I run upstairs and start blowdrying my hair. You sure have come in
handy these La.stfive yean. Wow ... five
years. Chriatmu. Fairbanks. Hurry up,
Nadine. You don't need to gel it dry.
I turn of! the light& aa I run downsta.ira. Three minutes ... Jackson, come
here and let me put your boots on."
"I want lo eat potatoes," he aays aa he
loolu up lrom the truck he's been playing with.
"Oh man. Juat come here. It's too late
now." I try putting on bia boola but he
wanla lo play "keep away" with bia (eel.
"Jackson, we have to catch the bua."
"I want my potatoes!"
"I'll put them in a baggie for you." I
finish pulti.i,g on hia boot&,grab a ba&gie,
and slide the potatoes in. It looks like
he's eaten about hall of them already.
Good.
"OK, Babe, let's gel your coal on."
1)ffelflihUUi. I hta ta the7i&J"dest part."H&
coal. I Jell hia heavy one al his dad's

house nearly two months ago. Now we
have to go through the battle of putting
on his sweatshirt, which he hates, and a
jacket which he only dislikes. Damn you,
Steve. "OK, come on, Jackson." I'll buy
him a new coat next week. Why haven't
you mailed up his coat? I aaked you to.
Or bring it up and see Jackson. ls that
such an awful chore-to visit your son?
OK, shut up, Nadine, you don't have
time to get mad now. "Thank you,
Jackson. You're such a good boyl Let's
go catch the busl" I put on my coal, grab
his lunch pail and my bag. I'd better get
my notebook. Oh-I wonder if I have a
pencil? Grab one, Nadine. Hurry up,
though, and let's go. "Come on, Jackson."
Yes, my keys are in my pocket.. Lock
the door.
Jackson holds my hand as we walk
down the driveway. This is the longest
driveway. "I don't want to run."
"We'r~ not running, Jackson."
"Don't run!"
"We aren't! Notice-we
are only
walking."
Jackson point&. "Thal man has a lunchpaill"
I smile aa we walk by "Thal man.·
\Vhy ia everyone here so unfriendly?
"Thal waa a game. It looked like a lunchpail, didn't it, Babe? It was red like
yours."
"Don't run!"
''fm not running, Jackson." At least
he isn't crying. "Hey. lookl There's a
birdie with a stick in his mouth!"
"Birdie!" He slops to watch it fly
behind the tree.
"Come on, let's catch the bus, OK,
Jackson?" The last half of the driveway
is the longest. Please, bus, don't go by
yet. "DO yOu want to run, Jackson?"
"No."

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"Come on, let's run.'' I start running
and he starts crying. Oh, man! "OK, you
stay there and cry. I'm going to catch
the bus." But I only walk. He crys louder
as he runs to catch up with me. Good. Al
least I don't have to go back after him.
"Hi, Babe! Can I hold your hand?" He
wipes the tears away as he puts his
other hand in mine. Happy again. "I love
you, Little Man."
"Yeah! We made it, Jackson!" I c.an
see for two or three blocks down the
road and the bus is nowhere in sight.
Good. Jackson can play-his favorite part
of waiting for the bus-the pulpit. (A
less imaginative person may have called
it a fire hydrant).
"Thank you, Lordi" he yells out. I
laugh. I wonder if he learned that from
Grampa? "Thank you, Lordi" I hope no
one hears him! Ha. Oh-[ don't care. He's
cute. I wonder if he'll be a preacher. He
sure likes that kind of stuff. "You do
it, Mom!"
Oh no. I look around. No one in sight.
OK. I bend down to speak in the microphone. "Thank you, Lordi" (Preach it,
Sister I)
"Sing B-L-El"
rm glad no one's here today! I st.arted
singing The B-1-B-L-E.
"Do it again!"
"No. You do it."
Boy the bus is late. We didn't need lo
hurry so fast. Oh good, here it comes.
"Here, Jackson, you can put the money
in." He loves to do that. "Here's the bus!"
"I got the money!" Jackson beams.
The bus driver laughs and hands Jackson his bus pass.
There goes Jackson, all the way to the
back of the bus. Ahhh. Relax. Time lo
think.

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