The Cooper Point Journal Volume 19, Issue 28 (October 5, 1989)

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Phase II CRC nears completion
by Kevin Boyer
denied twice by the state.
In 1986, the school asked for
The $6,773,000 Phase n College
Recreation Center · construction at $9,208,000 for Phase n, but imtead
Evergreen is nearing completion.
n:ceived $6.8 million for a multi-purpose
Phase n includes the new gym and facility.
Wellness Center, administrative OffICeS,
The school then hired the same
conference rooms, an enlarged women's construction company that built Phase I
locker room including a new sauna, and and went back to the architects to trtm
a multi-purpose ~ with a special down the buildiJ:lg to fit within the state's
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lower appropriations.
Evergreen architects had originally
11Ie"'1lew gym has a seating capacity
included P1iase IT in .
,jnitial of 143~ aQd a maximum occUpancy of
construction on the campus 'but was . almoSt 3,300. Phase n has 53,338 square
denied funding by the state.
feet of useable space which, added on the
8ppI'OJXiated original 26,492 square feet of Phase I,
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$270,000 in 1981 to design the structure. brings the Rec Center up to almost
The design stage was completed in 80,000 square feet of space.
February of 1983.
The gym itself is divided into three
The school then asked for building different sections by an automatic curtain
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carpeted for conferences, large events,
and even graduation in. case of rain.
President Joe Olander plans on making
his convocation speech to the school in
the new gym October 16.
November 4th and 5th will be "The
Granding," a two day opening ceremony
for Phase n.
The highlight of the weekend will be
a concert by Woodstock legend Richie
Havens, who has a reputation for
dedicating himself as an activist for
human 'rights and environmental issues.

Wellness Center
One of the most interesting features
of Phase II is the Wellness Center.
Although not open yet, because a
full-time staff has not been hired yet, the
Wellness Center has generated a lot of

questions and interesl
The Center will combine counseling,
physical training, and most importantly
individual attention to help students
achieve their physical goals.
Each person that comes into the
center will be assigned a staff member
who
will
give
the
person
an
"assessment." This includes a body fat
percentage test, a cholesterol test, height,
weight, and the person's goals. The
advisor . will set up a program for that
person to achieve the goal.
The Center will also include alcohol
and
drug
counseling.
nutntlOn
information, healthy back tips, and
ovetlunder weight counseling. The
Wellness Center will be free to students
after an initial assessment fee.

Sexual assaults plague Evergreen
by Honna Metzger
Two sexual assaults were reponed in
the last week on the Evergreen campus.
The first incident took place at about
9: 10 pm Septemb& 28. The female
Evergreen student was walking between
the CAB and the Library when a man
grabbed her wrists. She broke free and
fled to the dorms with the suspect in
putSuit.
When Campus Security responded to
the victim's telephone call, the suspect
could not be located.
The attacker is described as in his
20's, dark-complexioned, about 5'5" in
height, thin of build (about 130 lbs.),
with dark hair and thick eye-brows. He
was wearing a striped, short-sleeved shirt,

corduroy pants, and dirty tennis shoes.
The second incident occurred on
Octob& 2 at 5:45 pm, on the trail
between Parking Lot F and the beach.
Security Chief Gary Russell said the male
suspect made harassing, inappropriate
comments to two female students, ran or
jogged passed them, then came towards
them from behind on the trail, and at that
point actually grabbed the women.
When the women resisted, the suspect
fled. By the time Security received the
women's call and arrived on the scene,
the suspect had fled.
The attacker of the October 2
incident is described as a white male in
his mid-20's, 6'1" in height, of medium
build, with blue eyes, and blond hair,

wearing gray, leopard-spotted bikini-type
briefs, and white tennis shoes with thick
gray socks. He was bare-chested but
carrying a blue t-shirt.
Security chief Gary Russell said the
TESC campus presents a severe security
obstacle: the delayed reporting of
incidents due to the lack of phones
outside of the main campus.
By the time Security arrives at the
scene, Russell pointed out, "the trail is
cold."
Russell said President Joe Olander is
forming a Public Safety DlF, which will
plan for phone installation in remote
areas of the campus.
Similar incidents occurred in late
summer, Russell added. The suspect was

described as wearing bikini-type briefs,
and as having black hair.
A composite sketch will be posted
within the next few weeks.
Until the suspect or suspects are
detained, Russell urges women "to make
a conscious decision about whether they
should go in twos or in larger numbers,"
and also to consider what time of day
they go.
Volunteers, men and women, are
needed for the Crimewatch escort service
(call x6140 for info.)
Anyone with information concerning
the above attacks can call Security at
866-6000, x6l40.

By Edward Martin III
The security blollcr has generated the
most reaction by far than any of our new
features . Friday after the last publication,
I overheard a person reading the blouer
out loud. "Three guys playing frisbee in
the nude," he said. "Y'know, I read
about people playing frisbee in the nude
and I think to myself... Thele's all this
talk on campus about how we're
becoming another Ivy League, Republican
College from Hell. But then, I read
articles about nude frisbee players and I
think again. Evergreen - You might like
it, you might hate it, but it's still a freak
show."

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What motives lie behind Hill's firing?
KOMO-TV's Town Meeting show
will focus on campus violence on
Sunday, October 8 at 6 pm at the
University of Washington.
K'OMO
welcomes
Evergreen
students, faculty and staff to join - the
audience by calling the station at 44344168 for free tickets.
Security officers at Evergreen will be
required to carry firearms if a recently
drafted bill is passed by the State
Legislature.
Sen. Bill Smitherman, (D-Tacoma)
announced plans on September 15 to
submit a bill requiring all of the state's
colleges and universities to have armed
security personnel.
Citing violent acts at Evergreen and
the
University
of
Washington,
Smitherman said the legislation is
necessary to ensure prompt response by
officers to crime scenes.
"When a student is facing a lifethreatening situation, seconds can mean
the difference between life and death,"
said Smitherman. "Students must be
assured that no matter what time of day,
they can walk from class to class
knowing their campus is safe."
Evergreen and Western Washington
State University are the only colleges in
the state without armed security officers.
The Evergreen Amnesty International
campus chapter is currently searching for
volunteers interested in helping to
organize community actions to help end
worldwide human rights abuses. Interested

students should call Whitney, 866-2058
for more information.
A self-defense workshop for women
will be offered by a campus support
group in response to an increase of
violent acts against female students in
recent days.
Feminists In Self-defense Training
(FIST) will organize a workshop during
the third week of each quarter during the
current academic year. '
The first workshop will be held on
Wednesday, October 11, in CAB llO
from 5:30-8:30 pm. The class will cover
information, physical and verbal selfdefense practices, and will include a
discussion period.
Up to 35 spaces are available for the
Fall class. To reserve a spot, call the
FIST office at 438-0288.

Committee members will meet in the
Old Main Room 340 on the campus at
10 am. Among the topics slated for
discussion will be assessment activities
and the arming of campus police.

The Higher Education committee of
the State LegislaIUre will meet in
Bellingham at Western Washington
University on October 26 to hold a
public hearing on several IOpics that
effect Evergreen.

news briefs are I;ompiled by Matthew
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This Saturday is the last day to
register to vote in the November 7
general election. County residents who
have moved since they last voted, must
re-register before voting.
People may register to vote at the
Thurston County Courthouse, fire stations,
school offices, city halls and libraries.
For information about registering to vote
on campus contact WashPIRG.

Friday, SepL 22
1338: $400 and an American Express
card were stolen from the Seminar
building 4th floor.
1613: A non-injury automobile
accident occurred on McCann Plaza.

0012: Graffiti was found on the third
floor of Lab 1.
0243: A broken' vehicle window was
discovered in F lot
0730: A magic marker was found at
the president's residence.

Saturday, Sept 23
0014: An automobile hood ornament
was tom from a Crown Victoria.
0016: A liquor violation was issued
at a J-dorm party.
1242: A student complained of
injuries to the lower back and the side of
the head after crashing her bike on a
rocky hill.
1944: Flyers and photos were tom
from the walls and strewn in the hall at
the Seminar building fourth floor.
2057: Three minors were cited for
posessing alcohol in Clot
2258: A white soft·top was taken
from a Suzuki Samurai parked in F lot.

Thursday, Sept. 28
0122: Graffiti was discovered in the
CAB.

Tuesday, Sept 26
1300: A criminal trespass order was
issued against a male suspected of
possible harassment.
2200: The theft of a purse from the
fourth floor of the Seminar building was
reported.
Wednesday, Sept. 27
0012: A student was found sleeping
in Lab I.

Six fire alarms occurred between
Sept. 22 and Oct. 1. The alarms were in
dorms A (laundry room), C (caused by
rice), J (false), P, R (caused by bread),
and the Organic Farm (cause unknown).
Eleven traffic stops were made,
several
reports
of
suspicious
circumstances were made (including 3
reports of a suspicious male in a dark
pickup along the Parkway), and public
services (unlock rooms or cars, provide
escorts, etc.) were performed 64 times.

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Saturday, Sept 30
0013: Vandalism of a Mazda pickup
parked in B lot was reported.
1834: A male Intercity Transit bus
passenger, who carried a can of gasoline,
refused to leave the bus.
Sunday, Oct. 1
0132: An allempt to steal a bicycle
occurred near the CAB.
1044: A fire extinguisher was taken
from a U-dorm apartment.
1700: A suspect of a possible
attempted robbery attempt fled into the
campus woods.

within the next three years would be
more barmful than beneficial"
The faculty agenda committee, which
speaks for the college's faculty, met with
Olander 10 express their outrage at the
process and lack of consultation around
Palrick's firing.
They later wrote an open letter 10
Olander which stated "we think the
decision [to frre Hill] was based on an ad
hoc, non-consultative process at odds
with the spirit and ideals of community
and governance at Evergreen."
The letter, later endorsed by faculty,
called for establishing a open evaluation
process for the president, provost, deans,
and the faculty. A closed evaluation
process now exists between individuals in
these positions and their supervisors.
In a memo Olander released 10
announce the resignation he said,
"Patrick, in my judgment, has served the
College
brilliantly, creatively, and
passionately for six years, and we have
all been beneficiaries of those qualities."
Olander told faculty at an all·faculty
meeting last week that he was forming a
disappearing task force (DTF) to consider
implementing a
system of open

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Monday, Sept 25
1947: Two males harrassed a female
in the Iibrnry .

by Tedd Kelleher
Evergreen President Joe Olandtz
came under attack from faculty last
summer for requesting the resignation of
Vice President of Academic Affairs &
Provost Patrick Hill. Because of state
laws protecting persoonel issues, neither
0l8nder nor Hill will comment on the
reasons for Patrick's firing.
Olander's request has changed several
times since June, when he first asked for
Hill's resignation. The effective date was
moved from June 15, 1989 10 June 30,
1990 after . the faculty and academic
deans contested Olander's decision.
Olander told the faculty during a
faculty meeting last week that he has
asked Hill to compile a portfolio
evaluation of his provostship over the last
six years, and said he will meet with Hill
no later than November 15 to either
confirm or not confum his decision based
on the portfolio.
A memo from Hill said Olander
asked him to resign during a June 13
staff retreat Hill's memo said he did not
want to resign because, "I believe that
many creative transitions.are in progress,
and that a change in academic leadership

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by Information Services staff ,
Andrew Hanfrnan, a member of
Evergreen's faculty since 1972, died
September 26, of bone cancer.
Provost Palrick Hill recalls an August
II reception in Hanfman's honor, with
his closest colleagues, held at Hill's
home. Hanfman asked why he, who was
not a founding facUlty member, was
being honored.
"I IOld him that if he hadn't brought
his staggering knowledge of language and
cullUre 10 Evergreen, we would not have
been a college," says Hill,
.
Hanfman was born in Russia in 1913,
and became a naturalized American
citizen in 1952. He studied in Germany,
and in 1937 earned a Ph.D. in modern
languages and comparative literature from
the University of Turin, Italy.

Hanfman fluently spoke Russian,
German, Lithuanian, Italian and French,
and had proficiency in many other
languages .
From 1951 to 1972, Hanfman worked
for the Central InteUigence Agency.
There he was a translalOr of Russian
material, and a senior linguist and head
of the Eastern European Languages
Department at the CIA Language School.
He also collected and analyzed political,
cultural and economic data on the USSR
and East European counlries.
From 1947 through 1951, Hanfman
held teaching positions at Kenyon
College, Ohio, and Indiana University. In
addition . to his teaching duties at
Evergreen, Hanfman also directed the
college's Language and Culture Center.

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evaluatioos. But the president expressed
doubts about such a system because of
the nature of administrative work.
"I have heard a lot of faculty talk
with me about how they'd like evaluation

of administrators, from directors to
president, to be evaluations based on
what they do with students ... I'm not sure
that's going to work," Olander said

Electrocution on campus
by Miguel Ramos
David Malcolm, an Evergreen
maintenance mechanic and Slage and
lighting director was electrocuted August
7 while working on a campus lighting
problem.
Malcolm, known also for his work
with community theater productions, was
electrocuted when a direct ground fault
caused his body to ground to a junction
box located near the kennels behind Lab
U.
A hot wire caused the junction box
itself to be hot, and the pole and
surrounding perimeter fence to be a
ground. When Malcolm touched both the
box and the fence he was electrocuted.
An investigation by the state
Department of Labor and Industries
revealed that there were no violations and
Evergreen could not have prevented the

accident, said department spokeswoman
Barbara Dunn.
Jill Lowe, safety officer for TESC
facilities, said Malcolm "was a well
qualified worker ... he was very safety
conscious. "
George Leago, Malcom's supervisor,
also praised Malcolm's expertise in
lighting.
"He was probably the second most
accomplished electrician that worked for
me," Leago said, adding that Malcolm
was also a member of the safety
committee.
Besides working for maintenance,
Malcolm also held a master's degree in
fme arts and was a TESC student. He
was a respected stage technician both on
campus and in the Olympia area.
David Malcolm is survived by his wife,
Roberta, and their son Sean.

Harvest Fair is coming
by Barrett Wilke
The usually tranquil Evergreen State
College Organic Farm will erupt in a
wild, gala celebration to close the end of
the growing season this Sunday from II
am to 6 pm.
Harvest Fair is a traditional event that
brings in aU sorts of folks: college
students, local growers utilizing or
interested in organic gardening methods,
and TESC neighbors looking for an
entertaining and informative afternoon.
As the name of fair implies, the main
attraction is the food. The farm will serve
pasta primavera with red sauce featuring
their own organic produce. There will be
a small variety of fruits and vegetables
from the farm and another local organic
farm, Small Wonder.
Fairgoers can also enjoy soul food,
goods from the Blue Heron Bakery, and

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there as well.
If
you
make
a
mean
huckieberry/rhubarb pie, or any other
kind, bring one down to the Farm House
by noon. The best pie will be judged,
and the winner can expect some kind of
organic prize.
The fair is also a great place to bring
children. After a short scenic walk
through the Evergreen woods, they can
enjoy activities like storytelling, a petting
farm, and childrens movies .- including
Dr. Seuss. They also can take part in a
scarecrow making contest (bring some old
clothes for this event).
The Harvest Fair may be the last
outdoor festival of the season, and it's
only a 15 minute walk from Red Square
or B-Parking Lot Admission and all
workshops are free.

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THE ROVING EDITOR
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To the Faculty and Staff of Evergreen
Your significan t support of the work of Plam/ed Parenthood ill this
community has made a difference in people's lives for 54 years.
You have recognized better than most the cause and effect
relationship between:
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ignorance and vulnerability
poverty and hopeless ness
political pressure and loss of freedoms
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Governance
Faculty and students needed for DTFs
The following task forces and
rommittees need faculty to help romplete
their work. Most of these also need
students. For information rontact the
Student Activities office, CAB 305.
, Academic Deans Search DTF: The
search is scheduled to begin this month.
If there are no internal candidates, the
search will be external and stretch into
the Spring.
Administrative Review DTF: The
work begins this month and will probably
ronclude in November.
All-Campus Safety Committee:
Staff/studenl/faculty group that examines
wellness and safety issues at TESC.
Campus Safety DTF: Starting up
soon. This DTF will recommend ways to
increase personal safety on campus. It
will not address the issue of firearms.
Enrollment
Coordinating
Committee: Meets once each month
during the year. Advises the college on
admissions-related decisions within ghe
framework of already established policy.
Environmental
Advisory
Committee: Typically one meeting each

quarter; group considers proposed
Facilities actions which might affect the
environment
Faculty Hiring DTF: This is among
the most time conswning and important
DTF
assignments;
a
two
year
rommitment is needed.
Infraction Review Committee: Meets
monthly to ronsider parking fine appeals.
PLATO Royalties Committee: Meets
just a few times each year to consider
requests from the PLATO royalties fund.
Prior Learning From Experience:
Read and evaluate papers written by
students who seek TESC credit for life
experiences. flexible, fun and not a lot of
time required.
S&A Board: This is the student-run
group that allocates all student fee
money. The Board requires a rather large
time rommitment and budget experience
is helpful. They need student members
and a faculty adviser.
Unsoeld Planning Committee:
Plan/prepare for the mid-February visit of
. Jim Hightower (Texas Commission of
Agriculture) and help select the 1991

Unsoeld fellow.
Workload Reduction Study Group:
An oxymoron? This group may be asked

to study the options developed by Mike
Beug for reduction of class sizes.

Try to find the Bike Shop
by Mark Sullivan
School has begun and with it has
rome the itch to escape from campus for
weekend rides. So with rusted brake
cable and flat tire you manage to get
about a hundred yards away from home
and then decide to turn around, park your
bike and go watch the Greeners on red
sq~

Oh sure, you heard Evergreen had a
bike shop somewhere. You even may
have, seen the sign next to the second
floor elevator in the CAB. But you
haven't managed to find it or the time to
go there.
Well if you haven't found it yet here
are the directions. Just hop on the CAB
elevator (with your bike) and go down
until there is no end (the basement).
Hang a right and you're standing in front
of THE EVERGREEN BIKE SHOP.

~t can you do there? Amidst the
mulbtude of ~ parts and tools you can
fix yo~ bike, b~y new parts ~d
accessones and get info on wh~~ to nde.
There are en~ess opporturubCS down
at. ~ f~~on of the. Campus
ACbVlties Building. J.ust rome 10 and let
the volun~r mechanics teach you how to
fix your bIcycle and get you back on the
road. The Bike Shop .is o~n e~ery
wec:k~y from noon to ~~e WIth a little
vanabon (remember, It s run by a
volunteer staff), and on Saturdays for a
few hours around ~oon:
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FO! more specifi~ mformauon check
The Bike Shop bulletm board next to the
CAB . second floor elevator or call
exten5l?n 6399.
you can find .out
mo~ J.ust by gomg down there and
see10g It for yourself.

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Governance
HEC Board rejects standardized testing
by Assessment Study Group members
At its May 1989 meeting, the Higher
Education Coordinating Board accepted
the recommendation of a task force
representing the 2- and 4-year rolleges of
the state that standardized tests not be
required of students to document effective
teaching and learning.
Instead of requiring standardized
tests, the HEC Board has asked each
rollege and university to design its own
strategies for assessing the quality of
teaching and learning.
Evergreen, with the other colleges in
the state, has negotiated a major hurdle
with the HEC Board. To be asked to
document that the College does what it
claims to do was not unreasonable.
Dictating how we docwnent those claims
was unreasonable.
Members of Evergreen's Assessment
Study Group, romposed of faculty, staff,
students and alumni, believe we have
been given an extraordinarY opportunity.
We now have the latitude, and the
fmancial suppon, to remain faithful to the
values of the rollege and be creative in

designing useful strategies to describe and
evaluate teaching and learning at
Evergreen. The ball is in our rourL
Evergreen's
Study
Group
has
embarked on a nwnber of imaginative
projects already, among .them, a videotape
of faculty, students and alumni discussing
the teaching and learning experience and
Evergreen.
We look forward to supporting
additional projects suggested by members
of the Evergreen community.
A request for proposals inviting
faculty, staff and students to submit
descriptions of projects designed to
evaluate teaching and learning at
Evergreen has been circulated on campus.
Copies are available from the Student
Communication Center, the Library
Reference Desk and the Dean's Area.
We
encourage
students,
in
collaboration
with
faculty
or
independently, to submit proposals. The
video project mentioned above was
student-produced during the 1988-89
academic year. The Stale has made
$400,000 dollars available to support

by Mark Sullivan, S & A Board
Coordinator
The Services and Activities Fee
Review ' Board is responsible for the
allocation of the nearly $80 each student
pays quarterly for the support of student
activities ranging from The Asian\Pacific
Isle Coalition to The Evergreen Student
Bike Shop.
Its allocation decisions are approved
by the newly romposed student
government and The Board of Trustees.

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Hunter (Lib.3234) if you are interested in
joining us.
We're hosting a party to celebrate
the HEC Board's decision regarding
standardized tests. If you would like to
learn more about our work and to talk
with us in person, please plan to attend
this soiree. It will be in the Library 2100
Lounge from 1-3 pm on October 11 -refreshments provided.

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assessment work over the next two years.
We are again looking for students
interested in joining us and are especially
interested in increasing the cultural
diversity of the study group. The group is
responsible for selecting proposals for
funding and C{)Qrdinating the work done
at Evergreen to describe and evaluate
teaching and learning. Please rontact
Carolyn Dobbs (Dean's Area) or Steve

The yearly allocation amounts to nearly
$800,000.
Being a board member requires a
large rommitment of time and energy.
heavy allocation sessions,
During
generally during Spring quarter, members
attend weekly meetings that can last up
to five hours. The board is comprised of
eight students plus faculty and staff
advisers. The board makes decisions
according to modified consensus.
Board members fund requests for
new projects, emergency needs, and new
and old student organizations. Each
Spring the board reviews over 40 budgets
and distributes money based on
projections of next years income from
student fees. Board members are
responsible for implementing programs
which def10e the nature of the Evergreen
campus.
The Services and Activities Fee
Review Board renders a great service to
the Evergreen commUnity by accepting
the responsibility for the future of student
activities at the rollege. In doing so a
Board Member receives experience in
budgeting, management, policy making,
administration, group dynamics and an
understatiding for Evergreen's diverse
rommunity.
The student activities office, CAB
305 is now accepting applications for
board member positions. If you would
like to apply or have questions about the
position, please stop by CAB 305.

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Opini,o n-Editorial

IFaculty I

Tho Cooper Point Joumal is published
weekly on the campus 01 the
Evergreen State College, Olympia,
Washington 98505 (CAB 306A);
(206)866-6000 ext. 6213 & 6054.
Copyright 1989.

Anything for guns?
The Cooper Point Journal accepts
opinion p~ces. guest editorials, and
letters in response or addressing pertinent
topics.
by Kevin Boyer
The cover story of !he October 2,
1989 issue of The Olympian titled
"Evergreen: An issue of campus security"
was not only decidedly one-sided but also
irresponsible,
creating
an
ugly
advertisement for would-be rapists and
thieves.
"
"Let me show you a couple of areas
where a girl could be dragged and she
could scream until she couldn't scream
any more and nobody would ever hear
her," security officer Robert Anderson
was quoted as saying in the article.
It went on to describe areas where
doors are habitually left unlocked and
expensive equipment is stored.
"Doors adjacent to loading rampS also
were unlocked, an open invitatiOfl for
thieves who wanted a handy place to

load up !heir loot," said The Olympian.
This irresponsible jouma1ism did not
shed light on an already difficult problem
(campus
security),
but
instead
unjustifIably furthered !he ' cause of
security's request for guns on campus.
Why does The Olympian insist on
continually siding with !he guns-oncampus advocates instead of focusing on
what Evergreen as a community wants
and/or what is being done now to
alleviate the justifiable fears of the
community?
The sensationalist style of writing
buried some of !he ludicrous findings.
Among other things, the Olympian's
midnight tour with security found
sleeping students, one near fresh graffiti.
Like most students, he had some pens on
him, "but none matched the color or size
of the markings" said !he Olympian. Fine.
Then why mention it at all? Even if the
pens did match, would a graffiti artist
drop down for a snooze under his latest

illicit creation?
The Olympian shouldn't take all !he
blame for the article however. It was
security who gave the grand tour to
prove their point of unsafe working
conditions on the Evergreen campus.
By giving the tour, Security made
their own job more difficult by providing
access information to criminals, made
themselves look bad by revealing locked
doors &hey should have taken care of
(specifically administration doors), and
most importantly,
let !he Evergreen
community down AGAIN by going
behind our backs.
They not only alienated themselves
from &he students but from the
administrators as well.
Does security want guns so badly
lhat they are willing to jeopardize the
well-being of the Evergreen population to
prove their point?

"Notes· for Joe"
by Joe Olander
This is the FlTst edition of a weeldy
column written by Evergreen president
J(H Olander addressing issues of concern
to the campus community.
In the Evergreen tradition of
seminaring about seminars, I am writing
this colwnn about this colwnn. As the
Fall marks the begirming of a new
academic year, it is appropriate to reflect
on the dawning of past academic years-which could lead us, naturally enough, to
memories of our childhood.
Let us
begin there .
Children sometimes play a game
called "telephone" at their social
gatherings. Maybe you remember playing
it Participants stand in a line. The
child at the beginning of the line
whispers a sentence into the ear of the
child standing next to her. That child,
in tum, repeats what she heard into the
ear of the next child in line.
The whispering continues until the
last child says the sentence out loud.
Then the rust child repeats the original
sentence. What began as ,"I am not a
crook, and Checkers is here to stay" may
end up as "I am knocked and rooked,
and speckles in beer today."
The children usually laugh at the

absurdity of the changes. Supervising
adults sometimes take the oppornmity to
extract a lesson from the game:
"Remember,
kids,
don't
believe
everylhing you hear!"
I am not going to offer that
interpretation of the "telephone game"
because that is not the primary point I
wish to make. The "telephone game"
illustrates a remarkable fact about the
difficulties of simple communication,
whether among a group of friends
playing "telephone," or among the
students, staff and faculty of a ~malI,
alternative, liberal arts college. '
Participants in the "telephone game"
don't necessarily attempt to distort the
sentences they repeat. The sentences
distort through !he dynamic of being
heard, understood, and repeated via an
imperfect language created by imperfect
humans.
Communication has long been
identified as a "problem" at this college.
It's a problem that a weekly column
written by !he president cannot begin to
address comprehensively. I view this
colwnn as iust one more structure to
facilitate communication. But I do nOl
just want to talk at you through the
written word. Effective communication is

inherently interactive.
Television, long a bastion of passive
entertainment and communication, no
longer has to be subjected to lhat
criticism. If you can afford it, you can
buy equipment !hat allows you to interact
with the television. You can become a
part of the action. If I could jettison
myself into the future and return wi&h
one piece of equipment, I would reLOrn
wi!h a joystick or a keyboard that would
enable !he reader to fully interact wi!h
this column.
In !he absence of a practical means
for time travel, we have a shoebox
labelled "Notes for Joe" in Library 3109.
We have pens and typewriters and reams
of paper as tools for utilizing the
shoebox. We have an opportunity to set
the agenda for the colwnn, and the
chance to feel the thrill of seeing our
ideas in print.
Evergreeners have no lack of
questions, concerns, observations, and
Want to
opinions about &his college.
know about potluck etiquette? Drop me
a line. Have an opinion about
evaluations? I want to hear about it Got
a gripe about the speedbumps or even
"the third Ooor?" Keep those cards and
lellers coming!

Afro-Americans face dilemma
by Carol B. Hall
How would you react if you were
&mpped in the bottom of a pit, and a
stranger appeared at the top offering to

STAFF BOX
Co-Editors: Suzette Williams and Kevin

Boyer
Ad Manager: Chris Carson
Business Manager: Edward Martin III
Ad Layout: Tina Cook
Calendar: Anne Autio
Typist Catherine Darley
Photo Editor: Peter Bunch
Arts and Entertainment: Andrew
Hamlin
Poetry Editor: nobody
Production Manager: Tedd Kelleher
Production Assistant: Audrey L. Anstey
Headline Writer: Dan Snuffm
Staff Writers: not yet
Contributors: Honna Metzger, Matthew
Dodson, Scott A. Richardson, Miguel
Ramos, Barrett Wilke, Mark Sullivan,
Jackie McClure, Tom Pereira, Kristin
Rowe, Michael Jackson, Chris Bader,
Carol B. Hall, and Joe Olander.
Interim Advisor: Stephen Bray

help you out with one hand while
threatening to kill you wi!h the other
hand?
Would you accept his help out of the
pit while dodging the deadly weapoo in
his other hand, or would you refuse · his
"help" altogether?
While the answer seems obvious, it
poses a difficult dilemma for many of
today's African American leaders, who
often accept doUars from giants bearing
both gifts and swords.
The benevolent but deadly giants are
America's
tobacco
and
alcohol
companies, who have been showering
black communities with advertising and
charity dollars for years.
They are among !he most stalwart
supporters
of the United Negro
Scholarship Fund, the National Urban
League, and many other black-oriented
organizations.
These companies also spend millions
to sponsor sports. arts and cultural
programs oriented
toward
African
Anlericans.
In addition, many black
newspapers and magazines COWlt cigarette
and alcoholic beverage advertisements as
their largest and most consistent sources

of advertising income, wilbout which they
would have a difficult time surviving.
Defenders of the alcohol and tobacco
industries say that no other large
corporations are waiting in the wings to
replace their huge advertising and charity
dollars that would be lost if they __are
forced to withdraw from the black
community.
So why shouldn't African American
publications and organizations gladly
accept the dollars invested by tobacco
and alcohol companies?
Because help isn't really help if it's
trying to kill you at the same time. And
lhat's exactly what Ibose alcohol and
tobacco companies are doing. They're
killing us slowly, wi!h America' s most
inexpensive and addictive legal drugs.
Look at the statistics. Cancer, stroke
and heart disease, all diseases linked to
smoking and drinking, strike and kill
African Americans at higher rates - as
much as 10 times higher - than they kill
white Americans, according to national
health studies.
A recent government report showed

see Hall page 9

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Page 7

from Hall page 7-------------------------------that for 1985 and 1986, the life
expectancy of white Americans increased
while that of black Americans fell as a
result of homicides, AIDS, and the
cancers and heart disease that are linked
to smoking and drinking.
White males as a group have been
cutting back their consumption of alcohol
and tobacco, while black males and all
women are smoking and drinking at
higher rates since 1980.
As white males have been
decreasing their smoking and drinking,
alcohol and tobacco companies have

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why did the federal govemment ban
cigarette ads from television about twenty
years back?
There is no dilemma here. It's time
to wake up and stop accepting dollars
from those who offer help while signing
our death warrants.
Ms. Hall, an Olympia resident, writes
a column called Up Front about African
American Issues for an Indiana
publication. Her column will run weelcly
in the CPl.

Discussion of changing
Student Governance
virtually new this year), the proposal was
by Scott A. Richardson
Please plan to attend the next Student tabled until the next meeting.
Action was taken to begin movement
, Union meeting, Wednesday, October 11
from 3-5 pm in Library 4004. Items for on getting the Student Communication
the agenda may be left at CAB 30SA by Center (SCC) job positions fined and
begin the selection process for Student
Friday for posting on Monday.
The October 4 meeting began with a Union board members.
plea for less hostility in Student Union
Discussion on Project Safe Run
meetings, and was followed by centered on a question whether the
introductions and business.
Project coordinator would be able to
A proposal to change student address some specific concerns of the
Governance from the present ·at-large women on campus. Discussion was tabled
Student Union to a new representative until further infonnation becomes
available.
.
structure was discussed.
After
concerns
were
raised,
An invitation was extended to the
~WarlytbattheStu~tUnion~u1d
Student Union to send a speaker to the
be given a longer trial period (it is October 16 Convocation ~h by

President Joe Olander. Selecuon of a
speaker will take place at the next
Student Union meeting.
Gabriele Lally and James Dannen
were chosen to represent the Student

Union at the upcoming Enrollment
Coordination Committee meetings.
Attendance varied between 17 and 28
students during the two-hour meeting.

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black media abounds with glitzy ads for
these products.
Representatives of alcohol and
tobacco companies insist they are not
using suppon of black charities to "buy"
more black customers or silence black
leaders.
These representatives also say their
advertisements
that
glut
black
communities merely present the products
and allow blacks to make their own
choices about alcohol and tobacco usc.
But if seductive advertising merely
allows people to make their own choices,

Student lInion meeting:

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sought to keep their profits up by
focusing on groups where the trend
toward quitting is not as strong, .such as
women and blacks.
Studies indicate that the higher rates
of alcohol and tobacco usc among blacks,
and the higher death rates for diseases
linked to smoking and drinking among
blacks, are both tied to the bigher
concentration of tobacco and alcohol
advertising in the black community.
Most urban neighborhoods are
overloaded with outdoor billboards
pushing alcohol and cigarettes, lind the

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Student shares experiences in Nicarargua

Introducing Bigfoot
A weekJy column of strange happenings in
the evergreen state.

by Chris Bader
This year Washington celebrates its
100th aIUliversary as a state. It is only
too fitting that the Centennial Committee
chose Bigfoot to be our states' centennial
mascot.
Bigfoot, for those unfamiliar with
monster lore, is a large, hairy, man-like
being sighted in forests all across
America.
Although many hundreds of people
claim eyewitness encounters with the
beast, it is still unrecognized by scientists
as a real animal.

The modem legend of Bigfoot sprang
to life in California during the late 1950s
when a road crew deep in the woods
began fmding gigantic man-like footprints
around their site. The press soon heard of
the story and aptly named the unseen
creature, "Bigfoot."
Although the name "Bigfoot"
originated in California, Washington also
has a flJ1ll grip on the legend. In fact,
Washington has more reporled Bigfoot
sightings than any othez state or province
in North America.
Bigfoot witnesses describe the
creature as ranging in he!ght from five to
eight feet; but some claim to have seen

specimens up to twelve feet tall.
The monster usually has black or
brown hair which covers all .of its body,
except for the palms and parts of its apelike face, and reportedly has quite a
stench about it
Although witnesses sometimes say
that the creature lets out blood-curdling
screams, it appears to be quite timid,
running at the mere sight of man.
Skamania County in Southwestezn
Washington has had its own curious
relationship with the Bigfoot legend.
During the 1960s, Bigfoot sigh~gs
were so p~valent that county ~fficials
passed ordinance #69-02, protecung the

by Kristin Rowe
There were ttees, nourished by
streams of light coming through the
broken ceiling, growing in the cathedral.
The cathedral collapsed in an earthquake
on Christmas Eve in 1972 and broken
pieces of the stained glass windows still
lie on the surrounding ground. The
resources for rebuilding the church are
needed in other, more crucial, areas. This
is in Managua, Nicaragua.
. Nicaragua, as most of us have read
or ,heard aboUt in the news, is a country
about half the size of Oregon that has
been struggling for many years. It is a
country where revolutionary forces, the
Sandinistas, still hold powez after 10
years of war. And, although it is a
country that only has 6 elevatas, it is
being pushed and pulled with other
countries' political and economic agendas.
Through all of these ideological and
powez wrestling matches it is the people
of Nicaragua who have suffered.
This past summez Sarah HolmesGraff and I spent one month in
Nicaragua on an environmental work
brigade with the Nicaraguan Network.
After an orientation in Managua we lived
with Martha Sanchez and her family in
Matagalpa, Nicaragua while doing
volunteez work on a reforestation project
at a local cooperative.
We also had the opportunity to meet
with many people and groups in the
community whose ideologies ran the
gamut of the political spectrum.
In addition, we were able to visit a
maximum security prison, EI Coi; coffee
cooperatives; AMNLAE, a woman's
group; Vetezans for Peace, and their well-

creature from would-be "Bigfoot hunters."

Part of the ordinance reads ... "any
premeditated, willful and wanton slaying
of any such creature shall be deemed a
felony punishable by a fme not to exceed
..•SlO,OOO and/or imprisonment in the
county jail for a period not to exceed
five years,"
Sadly, Skamania County lessened the
fme for killing a SasqUatch to a paltry
SI000 back in 1984.
Even so, Washington still ranks as
the only state to protect its friend and
mascot; "Bigfoot."

Studios stiff-arm cheap seat theaters
by Edward Martin ill
Supporlers of the $1.00 and $1.50
bargain cinemas had bettez prepare for
rough times ahead. As an action to
eliminate a perceived threat by discount
movie houses, Paramount Pictures has
issued a new ticlcet policy for all of its
new releases.
This policy begins with Paramount's
two biggest releases last summec, Indiana
Jones and the Last Crusade and Star Trek.
V: The Final Frontier and will consist of
Paramount requiring either $1.05 or 35%
of each ticket sold, whichever is highest
Any movie house showing a
Paramount picture will lose money on
each ticket unless the price exceeds
$1.05. This policy will most directly
affect ticket prices under $3.00.
Paramount claims that the price hike
is a direct response to bargain theatres
drawing moviegoers from the more
mainstream, fmt-run theatres, where
ticket prices can be as high as S7.50 (the
highest ticket prices in Olympia are
$6.(0).

Bargain theatre ownezs claim that
there really is no competition, since fmtrun movies are not usually shown at
bargain theatres until they have made all
their major money at fmt-run theatres
and Paramount's new policy is designed
only to eliminate competition while
squeezing even more money from a fIlm.
Other
moviemakers,
such
as
Universal Studios, have made no similar
decision. Universal's next planned hit is
Back to the Future Part II and any new
price policy will likely be reflected in its
release.
The A1derwood Village Cinema 12 in
Lynnwood, one of the largest and newest
bargain theatres in the area, has countered
Paramount's drive for higher prices by
charging $2.50 only for Paramount's Star
Trek V: The Final Frontier, additionally
posting photocopies of the original article
(Wall Street JownaI; July 18, 1989)
heralding the new policy.
They have refused to change their
regular
pricing,
emphasizing
the
originators of the price hike.

The prices of Olympia's State
Theatre, as well as the Lacey Cine~,
are set by Act ill Luxury Theatres m
PortIan!i, Oregon.
A representative of Act ill stated that

she knew of no new price policy by
Paramount At the moment, all ticket
prices are still $1.50, more than
reasonable considering the kind of quality
films this summez spawned.

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digging
project;
state
factories;
hydroelectric projects, including the one
Ben Linder, a graduate of the Univezsity
of Washington, worked on befm: he was
murdered by the Contras; Esteli; a state
lumbermill; COSEP, the Private Industries
Council; Barricada International, the

embargo which, according to Nicaraguan
Governmental
statistics,
has
cost
Nicaragua S315 million in direct income
(the US was the (rimary imporler for
Nicaraguan coffee).
Much of the machinezy in Nicaragua
is US manufactured and the lack of spare
parts causes them to fall into disuse.
Nicaragua was traditionally dependent on
US spare parts, raw materials, and
markets for its goods and the trade
embargo replaces that dependency with a
slap in the face. US economic aggression
goes even farther- the US has participated
in blOCking loans and discouraging allies
to provide loans to Nicaragua.
During my visit I was amazed at the
generosity and understanding of the

people of Nicaragua Most of the people
I talked with were able to clearly
differentiate between the people of the
United States and our governmental
policies.
There have been a lot of Americans
volunteering their help and eyes in
Nicaragua as well as sending material
aid. These people have helped to draw
attention to the current situation in
Nicaragua and, in doing so, helped to
turn up the volume about the quiet
killing.
Kristin Rowe. an Evergreen student,
visited Nicaragua this summer on an
enviromental work brigade. This report Is
the first of a series on her experiences.

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official FSLN newspaper; KlSAN Por La
Paz, a group which represents the
indigenous peoples of the Atlantic Coastal
Region; CNASP, a Nicaraguan Human
Rights Organization; ANCLA, a woman's
group; and the United States Embassy,
which is our second most fortified
embassy in the world.
As the war is subsiding, conditions
for the people of Nicaragua, on the
whole, are improving. This means there
is food to be bought in stores, but it
doesn't mean people have money to buy
it
Political
conditions
also
are
improving, although there is still some
Contra activity. Inflation is more under
control and democratic elections are
scheduled for next February.
There are 21 opposition parties to
the current party in power, the
Sandinistas. FOUrleen of those parties
have come togethec to form a broad
based opposition block and they are
called "UNO". Many of the Nicaraguans
that I have spoken with did not care
much who won the elections as long as
the killing and fighting is stopped.
One of the reasons that I traveled to
Nicaragua was to attempt to look back on
my own country, the United States, and
obtain a new clarity. The US is
continuing its economic war against
Nicarajtua as it continues the trade

by Michael Jackson
"Please accept our best wishes for
success in continuing your education."
1 have seen that phrase several times
in my search for scholarships and
internships. This began when I sent away
to a scholarship search service, the
scholarship research group.
Unfortunately, the data sheet and $44
dollar fee charged by the service 1 used
yielded little financial aid information that
I could use.
This became increasingly apparent
aftez 1 wrote to almost twenty financial
aid sources (foundations, businesses, and
contests). I received responses which
almost invariably contained the close:
"Please accept our best wishes..." or
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is open only to... "
Before sending away to all these
"sources of funding," the scholarship
service had to send me a list of the
sources I qualified or could qualify for
aid from, which the sezvice determined
from the data sheet I sent them with my
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I thought the service would provide
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published financial aid information
available from a library.
Actually, the information I received,
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I received more information on this
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Community College (SPSCC)'s school
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that 158 of 724 applicants from high
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Where to fi nd coffee In Olympia?

Mike Tyson says "Soup for dinner?"
by Tom Pereira
Since I've come to TESC I've met
two distinctly different types of peoplethose that don't like bolling and those
that think that I'm evil for watching iL
Fine, bask in your ignorance.
Anyway, the senior boxing circuit is
in full effect It has been for, well, far
to long, starting with Muhammed Ali Cassius Clay, that is.
One of Muhammed's favorite
opponents was, of course, the bald man,
George Foreman.
OK,
now
George
is
about
fortysomething (not thirtysomething) and

has been knocking over the worst kind of
tomato-can heavy weight boxers ever
since he came back to the professional
boxing ranks. So now he wants to fight
Gerry Cooney. Alright, go ahead, that
would be cool. The winner of this
nonsense then wants to take on 'Iron'
Mike Tyson for a title shot.
Two old-over-the-hill-guys with really
bad speech problems that think that they
have some sort of shot with a guy that is
23 years old, in great shape (these guys
are fat as well as old), has a great
mock-{}ut punch, and is probably the best
heavy weight champion of all times. All

I got to say is: ha ha ha ha ha hal
Do you remember the fight with
Michael Spinks, the 9)-second thrilla' in
the lovely Trump Plaza in beautiful
downtown Atlantic City? It was high
comedy, I assure you. A fight between
Tyson and either Foreman -the likely
choice- or Cooney would be even
funnier.
Why would two men (granted not
bright) think that they can escape good
01' pops time when nobody before them
ever could? Ego? The money? Perhaps
the babes?
Maybe they like to get
pummeled at the hands of younger and

more fit men.
George Foreman says that all of the
money he makes is going to the church
that he is the minister of -sorta like
father Bill A worthy cause.
Gerry Cooney said he just wants 10
have another shot ("I could have beep a
I could have been
contender.
somebody.").
Well, gentlemen, let me give the rest
of the world some advice for you -it is
impossible to live in shadow of past
glories, SO DON'T TRY!

Internships provide diverse opportunities
by Iackie McClure
Internship& provide an opportunity for
students to earn college level credit for
gaining practical or "hands on" learning
experience. Well-designed internships can
bridge classroom theory with practice in
the "real world" of work:.
Internships can be conducted in
almost every conceivable type of setting,
including private business and industry,
agencies of city, county, state and federal
govenunent, non-profit organizations.
farms, museums, art studios and schools.
Though
most
internships
are
conducted off-campus, othezs may take
place out-{}f-swe or on Evergreen's
campus.
Evergreen's Cooperative Education
Office (Co-op Ed) serves as a resource
and referral center for internships. Co-op

Ed can help students locate an internship
placement that matches your skills and
interests with an organization or project
Co-op Ed can also assist students in
clarifying
learning
objectives,
documenting objectives and experience in
your Internship Learning Contract, and
helping locate faculty sponsorship.
To be eligible to conduct an
internship students must ·have completed
one quarter of satisfactory work: at
Evergreen and be a junior Qr senior level
student (exceptions are made for students
who are enrolled in a program with a
built-in internship compooent).
Specific internships may also require
special minimum qualificalions for
referral and placement
Special opportunities for Winter and
Spring quarters, 1990, include a two
quarter internship program at Microsoft
in Bellevue, Washington, and Winter
quarter internships with the Washington
State Legislature for the 1990 legislative
session.
Admission to each of these programs
is limited, competitive and requires a

separate application. Applications and
information about these programs are
available in the Co-op Ed office.
Planning for internships should begin
at least six weelcs prior to the quartez in
which the internship will be conducted.
Students interested in pursuing an
internship should complete a request
form, available in the Co-op Ed office,
Library 1407, and plan 10 attend an
orientation session. Winter quarter
internship requests should be received in
Co-op Ed no later than November 20,
1989.
Co-op Ed offers orientation sessions

throughout the quarter to help you
understand the internship planning
process. Orientation sessions for students
interested in Winter quarter internships
will be held Mondays and Wednesdays
through November 15 from 3-4 pm in
Lib. 1406A.
Co-op Ed Counselors are available
by appointment or during Cooperative
Education's Drop-in Hours: Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday 3:00 - 4:30
p.m. Co-op Ed is located in the Hil1aire
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This guide lists only those cafes that
specialize in coffee. It excludes Denny'stype
restaurants
commonly
but
inaccurately referred to as coffee shops
for the thin, bitter, boiled-down, yet
addictive,
liquid
they
sene
in
"bottem1ess" mugs.

Everybody is your friend. Life is
beautiful.
B & B offers food, but mainly sweet
pastries, which tend to compliment, or
exacerbate, the coffee high. Use them
only as· snacks, not as food. Their fresh
bagels are the best choice for breakfast
Smoking: only on the sidewalk.

bought cheaply -- Cheez Whiz nachos
and burritos. But with coffee? A bener
idea is probably Mario's unique
Cappucino Sundae made with hard ice
(uh-{}h, more
cream and espresso
caffeine), or a rootbeer float.
Unlike most coffee shops, you can
buy candy here. Non-smoking: it won't
do any good at Mario's.
Tbe Smithneld Cafe
1124th Ave
In 1973, some CPI writer called this
place "the hotbed of Political thought in
Olympia,"

Batdorf and Bronson

The Dancing Goats
Comer or '4th and Washington
downtown
A newer competitor in the coffee
wars, the Goats specializes in unusually
decadent desserts.
These
aren't
run-of-the-mill
creations, but masterpieces of white flour,
buner, chocolate, and lots of SUGAR.
Try the two-inch thick Mocha Cheesecake
($2.75 for a generous wedge), or a tart
lemon square. Goats' coffee and espresso
is strong and delicious, and reasonably
priced.
As for atmosphere and patronage,
the younger crowd tend to stay away
from
its relative "fanciness" and
quietness. TIlis is not the place to
socialize boisterously with the people at
the next table, but suits lone readers and
visiting friends well.
Smoking: verboten. Plastic chairs are
set out on the sidewalk for this purpose.

On Capitol Way downtown, across
from YeUow Front
If one can get past the
pretentiousness of "B & B's," drinking
coffee here can be a memorable
experience.
They actually roast their own coffee
beans on the premises, and this aroma
alone is enough to conveq a sandalfooted. chamomile tea drinker into yet
another tieipless caffeine addiCl
Light-weights beware: coffee here
comes with a free refill. That doesn't
mean you have to take iL A typical
response to the two-cup dose includes
inappropriate sweating, uncontrollable
finger-tapping,
teeth-grinding,
mpid
blinking, facial twitches, and Wlusual
digestive behaviors.
And a supremely good mood.

Mario's
211 4th Avenue across rrom the State
Theatre
Since its opening last year, Mario's
has been the preferred coffee shop of
Olympia's high school students, although
it has much to offer everyone.
For one thing, smoking is not only
allowed but cele'bmted by the owners and
patrons. A variety of imported tobaccos
and cigarettes are available to sample or
scorn depending on your attitude.
As for Mario's coffee, ordering the
regular cup will get you an exotically
flavored,
but
not
freshly-ground,
Millstone brew with a refill, while the
Espresso is made from freshly ground
Batdorf and Bronson coffee beans.
Convenience-store food can be

Tbe Asterisk WiDe and Cheese Library
Harrison and Division,by Shoprite
This coffee house is the closest to
Evergreen, with a #41 bus stop right in
front of il But it offers more than
convenience: an intellectually lively, yet
laid-back,
atmosphere,
plus
their
international cookie and cracker selection,
home-baked brownies, unusual ice cream
flavors, and of course
strong, fresh
coffee and espresso.
Regular food also can be ordered;
nachos and the daily soup are favorites.
People interested in leftist politics, poetry,
and · shuffling through
stacks of
newspapers will especially enjoy the
Asterisk.
Smoking: no indoor allowed, but a
superior patio is provided, covered and
enclosed. Imported fine wine and beer
sold in retail.

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Fans asked the fatal question when
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records: Will they sell out?
The very thought of the gods of
grunge taming their guitarS for a bii
label was enough to keep most of us fans
awake at 2 am, lying in a cold, sticky
sweat the night before it was released.
Then the moment came. Louder Than
Love was in my hands. I pulled the
cassene out of the child-proof cellophane
wrapper and stuck it in the tape deck, my
fmgers twitching like a Catholic
accountant on the day of judgment.
Tum the volume up.
Hit play.
Hiss.
GRUNGE!
As that beautiful sound reverberated
in my plaster walls, I offered up a donut
and some Vivarin to the gods of grunge
and gave thanks. TIlings were as good as
they could be in a state with a 7.8%
sales tax.
Needless to say, this album will boil
your breakfast cereaL

The only change here is the
production quality, and that was no real
sacrifice.
Chris Comell is still wailing like a
banshee with that "my dog wants out"
gleam that only he can deliver. And the
music, the music makes all the little hairs
on the back of your neck stand at
attention.
The music will process your brain in
soch a manner that not even household
appliances can live up 10. Like I said,
it'll boil your breakfast cereal. Even your
Captain Crunch.
Smell the beat in "Loud Love," "Full
on Kevin's Mom" and "Ugly Truth." Eat
the quitar of "Hands AllOver." Sing the
chorus of "Big. Dumb Sex' over and over
for your friends and relatives. They'll
love you for it
This monster even comes with lyrics
so you can understand the nonsense.
Gasp! - sacred words revealed!
All in all, Soundgarden's Louder
Than Love rules the wasteland. And it's
really good for drowning out that Dead
tape your roommate keeps playing over
and over again that reminds you of
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Brash Beasties sport eggs, shoelaces
by Andrew Hamlin
TIIB BIlASTlI! BoYS
PAUL'S BoITl1QUB

CAPJI'OL REcoRDS
WeU, actually it's "Beastie Boy
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the disk/cassette.
But there's a little notice at the
bouom saying the alteration was done
with "the pennission of Capitol Records."
And not without good reason.
The Beastie's debut album, Licensed
to 1/1, became the first number one rap
record and sold more copies than any
other debut album in the history of
Columbia Records.
When people like this defect from
their old label and move to yours; you
give them the red carpet treatment, cut a
liule slack. "Let'em mess with the logo,
what the heck. Yeah, let'em have the
eight-panel fold-out album cover (first
pressing only), a year from now we
won't have to make album covers
anymore.
A lyric sheet? They're a RAP band,
right? Wbatever... no spaces between the
songs? I'm hip man, I'm hip, the Beat1es
used to ...oh, there's gonha be some
Beatles on THIS record? Uh-HUH. Good,
good .. .ten seconds of banjo plucking that
goes by the name of 'Five-Piece Chicken
Dinner'? I can hang, I can hang."
Okay, so the Boys (Adam "King AdRock" Horovitz, Mike D, and Adam
"MCA" Yaunch) like to make record
executives work for their money.
Paul's Boutique will make quite a
haul for their new management--it's more
intricate and musically beefy than their
debut, the rhymes are siUier than ever,
and the world's richest brats are
unexpectedly
advocating
social
responsibility (although they'U never
appear on a double bill with Joan Baez,
or even the Surgeon General).

LARD:
LARD
TIIB POWEll

OF

LARD

TIl!(J'ACES
by Dan Snuffm
I like this.
For an album that heralds lello
Biafra's return to the music scene, The
Power of Lard suffered from an extreme
lack of publicity.
Sure, I saw ads in magazines and
liule puny reviews, but nothing big. I
guess I just expected someone to say
"HE'S BACK!" real loud with lots of
enthusiasm. But nobody did.
Too bad, because this album is worth
making a big deal about, depending on
who you are. I am me, and I like this.
There is something that must be said
at this point This is not "the Dead
Kennedys release III album under a
ALTERNATIVE

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NEW

Like De La Soul's 3 Feet High and
Rising or any record by Firesign Theater,
this album is a self-contained miniature
world, a land of constant activity and
surprise.
It opens and closes with a beatJess
keyboard reverie called "To All The
Ladies," and side two starts out with the
aforementioned banjo opus before sliding
into "Looking Down The Barrel Of A
Gun," a distorted outlaw luUaby.
The Beasties interrupt songs to take
bong hits and shout encouragement to
one another.
The samples on this album could
drive an eclectic DJ up the wall; the ones
I can identify include Public Enemy,
KRS-One
from
Boogie
Down
Productions, the Beatles, the Ramones,
the "Psycho" Soundtrack, and Desmond
Dekker's "Draw Your Brakes."
The lyrics allude to Jack Kerouac,
the Steve Martin movie "The Man With
Two Brains," and the novel, but not any
fLlm version, of "Donovan's Brain."
"Egg Man", about eggs and their
many uses, is aggresively surrealistic:
drive-by eggings plague Los Angeles,
Humpty Dumpty's leg proves inedible to
a Rastafarian, and Egg Man himself
drives around phoning in cryptic reports
on his Blaupunkt cellular. It also has one
of those
bass lines
that
goes
"bwOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW NRRRRRRRRRRRbwOWWWWWWW
WWW", like an amplifIed stomach.
About that social responsibility-don't get me wrong, the Beastie Boys
haven' t grown up. MCA still says things
like "I was makin' records when you
were suckin' your mother's dick."
And
fantasies
of
gangster
omnipotence like "High Plains Drifter"
and "Looking Down The Barrel Of A
Gun" echo the first album's "Paul
Revere," "Rhymin' And Stealin' ," and

"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn.
But here and there in the thick mix
are signs of maturity. "Egg Man" warns
that a racist will end up "with egg on his
face", and one track mentions the jailed
James Brown, "Godfather of Soul/ln the
belly of the beast" and warns against
foUowing him down the PCP trail.
Cocaine and other hard drugs get
ranked on--smoke some cheeb, the
Beasties tell us, but venture not into the
hard stuff.
And among the non-recorded liule

ago.
This band's name is Lard. It has a
sound that is all its own, an easy punk
melody with a strong .beat It's easy to
grab on to. I like that
There are only three songs on this
album. That might be why it's ~ed an
EP.
The flTSt song is "The Power of
Lard." Yes, the title track and Biafra's
twisted views on life in song. I like ~
song.
The second song is "Hellfudge." It's
about Jimmy SwaggarL I don't like him.
This song mocks Jimmy Swaggan. I like
that
The second side is where some

by Andrew Hamlin
EAZY-E
EAZY Duz IT
RlTI1IUlSS

REcoRDs

This is Eric "Eazy-E" Wright's first
solo album; he is also a member of
NWA (Niggers With Attitude), a wellknown LA rap group.
.
Eazy stands about five foot two and
always sounds like he's been sucking
helium, which gives added lunacy to his
already strange view of the world.
He regards females as mindless
machines for sexual exploitation and most
of the tracks on Eazy Duz It mention
robbery, homicide, crack smoking, and/or
the incredible size of Eazy's genitals.
His official position is that he merely
translates the real world around him into
rap format If it seems harsh, violent, and
sexist, he says, that' ~ because it IS.
However, he shows no inclination to alter
his situation, or improve his own
character, and he also stands to make a
profit from this album; f~r these reasons
it's hard to see Eazy as a tortured soul.
Side one is the "Radio Side,"
consistin:; of cuts designed for radio play.

people will fmd problems. There is only
one song on this side. It's titled "Time to
Melt," and it must be about twenty-five
minutes long. Yes, twenty-five minutes
long. Some people (myself included) will
like this song.
The people who don't like this song
will probably have to take some heavy
drugs and then they will like this song.
You see, this song seems to be a
documentary of an experience with LSD.
That's probably why it's called "Time to
Melt"
This EP comes in a nice package.
There is a "singing" lamprey on the
cover. There are lyrics on the inside, as
well as those funny pictures you might
have come 10 expect from stuff on
Alternative Tentacles.
All in all, I like this.

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homilies stuck into the lyric sheet is this:
"Sometimes you've got to let someone
trip on their own shoelaces before you
tell them to tie their shoe."
Not Pulitzer Prize stuff, admittedly,
but signs of maturity.
In every other aspect--lyrically,
musically, conceptually--the Boys have
outdone themselves. May they know
enough to acquire wisdom without
cynicism, and may they stay forever
young.

Eazier said than done

Jello Biafra is back
And I like it
different name." If you were expecting
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Gym Court #1.
Finlndal PlaDniDl for You and
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and 19 from 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. at South
Puget Sound Community College. It is
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personal financial p1anning. The cost is
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It is the weaker side, despite energetic
musical backdrops provided by drum
programmer Dr. Ore and OJ Yella.
It opens with "We Want Eazy." a
lame, puff piece with an announcer who
exhorts the crowd to "put your hands
together, come on, come on" and chant
the title.
When he fmally appears, Eazy can
only quack some simple rhymes about his
greatness, supreme defness, genital size,
etc.
But things improve from there.
"Radio" takes the form of an Eazy-run
talk show where callers include the
album's guitarist--"Yo when you gonna
pay me muthaf"'CLlCKr*" and Seaule's
own Nasty Nes Rodriguez, who called
long distance "just so I could be on this
record." That sounds like Nes alright
[n "No More Questions" E chats with
a news reporter and guides the listener
step by step through his house burglary
procedure. "Girls ain't nothin' but female
dogs/Bitches/l'm sorry for that verse/It's
in my nature!l got a curse," he chants.
The' grooves are tight and Eazy's rap has
energetic wit, bur the best, or at least the
most revealing, is yet to come.
Side two of Eazy Duz It is called the
"Streel S ide," and its five songs contain
some of the most relentlessly flithy verse
in recem memory. Right from the start,
when a fun house voice cackles "Good
evening and welcome to Eazy's
Playhouse, you STUPID MUTHAF----,"
it's obvious that the gloves are off.
"Character is what you are in the
dark," said Dr. Emilio Lizardo, and this
music is Eazy with the lights out, freed
from having to sugar-coat his line for the
genteel airwaves.
One woman gets
stashed in a refrigerator for preservation
as "number-two skeezer"; another has
"more crabs than a seafood platter."
In "Nobody Move" Eazy leads a
bank robbery, shooting a hostage, trying
to rape a woman who turns out to be a
hermaphrodite, and weaving his rap
lithely between samples from Yellowman,
Blowfly, and old gangster movies.
As on the fmt side, the music is
exemplary·-Yella's drum kit work on "2
Hard Muthas" is amazingly tight, and the
two sound men throw in horns, party
noises, tire squeals, gunshots (what else?)
and pieces of Public Enemy and the
Beastie Boys to spice things up.
But the music isn't what jumps out
at you--Eazy's cussing is always center
stage.
His portrait of life in the gangland
of Los Angeles may be realistic or
hyped-up fantasy, the aural answer to a
Ralph Bakshi film. I'm pretty confident
that Eazy's penis/yardstick comparisons
are the latter.
But Eazy resembles Bakshi in one
other way. He knows that guns, gangs,
tits and ass attract attention, and he
knows how to play for a contingency that
either doesn't take him seriously or
doesn't stop to consider the ramifications
of his sexism, violence, self-loathing, and
tendency to blame it all on society.

OCTOBER 6

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Computer Services is offering a
WordPerfect workshop from 9 am.llam. in the Computer Science Teaching
Lab, LIB 2408. Workshops are taught
using version 5.0 and covers simple
editing techniques, saving documents and
retrieving and printing documents. For
more information contact the Computer
Center ext 6231.
Actors from the London Stage will
present Shakespeare's "The Winter's
Tale," at 8 p.m. Oct. 6 and 7 and at the
University of Puget Sounds Inside
Theatre. Tickets are $8 general admission
and are available at the door.
Puget Sound Tbeatre Ensemble
presents "The Wild Duck" which will be
performed Oct 6,7 and 12-14 at the
Washington Center for the Performing
Arts Stage II in downtown Olympia.
Tickets are $6 with a $1 discount for
students an!! seniors and can be
purchased at the Washington Center by
calling 753-8586.
The Evergreen Indian Center
presents Hopi Leader Thomas Banyaca
from 2 pm-4 pm in the Community
Social Space.

OCTOBER 7
Tbe 7th annual Fall Festival at
South Puget Sound Community College is
full of fun events for all age groups.
Events include a chili cook-off,live music
ranging from folk singers to a steel drum
band,a beer and wine garden, and many
arts and crafts booths. Festivities start at
11 am and last until 6 p.m.
A tour of Thurston County
Centennial Farms is being offered from
8:30 am to 4:30 pm. The tour begins at
Thurston County Courthouse and makes
five stops including one for lunch before
the tour concludes at the Courthouse.
Tbe Freeway HaD Case Defense
Committee invites Bill of Rights
supporters to join then for a Northwest
Native American dinner and tour of
Crossroads of Continents, an exhibit
showing the cultures of migrants who
traveled from Asia to Alaska. Exhibit
tour is $8 and begins at 6:30 pm. Buffet
is at 8 pm and they request a $7
donation. For reservations call 722-2453.
Reminder: Today is the last day to
register to vote for the upcoming
elections.
OCTOBER 8
The Academy award-winning film
Gandhi will be shown at 5 pm at the
Olympia Timberland Library located at
9th and Adams. Admission is free.
The Ninth Annual Harvest Fair
will be held at the Organic Farm I I
am.- 6 p.m. The fair will feature live
music, farm-cooked goods and fresh
squeezed apple cider.

OCTOBER 9
The
first
annual
General
Membership Meeting of Thurston/Santo

Tomas Sister County Association begins
with a Potluck dinner at 6:30 pm at First
United Methodist Church 1224 East
Legion Way.

OCTOBER 10
"Tensions and Hopes in Korean
Relations: North and South," a lecture by
David Satterwhite will be presented at
noon in the Murray Boardroom on the
University of Puget Sound campus.
Satterwhite is direction of the PacifIc
Rin/Asia Study-Travel Program.
"Tbe Makioka Sisters," a Japanese
film is being shown at 7 pm in Mcintyre
room 003 on the University of Puget
Sound campus. Admission is free.

OCIOBER II
Key Student Services is sponsoring
a workshop entitled The Seminar Process:
Preparation and Participation from 3
p.m.-4:30 p.m. in Library 1612.
Juditb Tyson will present a lecture
on Japan at noon in the Murray
Boardroom on the University of Puget
Sound campus. Admission is free.
The first worksbop of FlST
(Feminists In Self-defense Training) will
meet in CAB 110 from 5:30 pm-8:30
pm. Female students, staff, and faculty
are welcome to attend free of charge.
The workshop can accomodate up to 35
women. Call FIST at 438-0288 to reserve

a space.
Tburston
County
National
Organization of Women will meet at 7
pm in the Timberland Library. New and
potential members are welcome. Contact
Robin Cashman Skelton at 943-4459 for
further information.
A Winter Quarter Internship
orinetation session will be offered from 3
pm-4 pm in Lib. 1406A. Call extension
6391 for further information.

OCTOBER 12

diabetes on the last

Monday of each
month at 7:15 p.m. The group meets in
the Diabetes Wellness Center Clasroom,
412-A Black Hills LN SW, Olympia For
more infonnation call 754-3333.
Tbe Recreation Center is offering
a Men's soccer club/team for all
interested participants. Practice is each
Wednesday at 5 p.m. and games are held
each Sunday afternoon. The cost is $15
and anyone interested can sign up in the
Rec. sports office.
Ultimate Frisbee is bemg sponsored
by the Recreation Center on Wednesdays
and Fridays 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. on Field #1
(closest to Rec.Center) and on Sunday 3
p.m. to 5 p.m. on Field #5 (behind Com.
building.)
Tbe Reproductive Rights CoaUtion
wiU meet the nrst and third Wednesday
of every month at 7 p.m. at the YWCA
220 Union Ave. Contact Robin Cashman
Skelton
at
943-4459
for
more
information.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Seattle Group Tbeatre presents
"Growing Up Queer in America" through
Oct. 15 at the Ethnic Theatre on the
UniversilY of Washington campus. Ticket
prices range from $8-$14.50. Contact
543-4327 for further times and ticket
information.
October is Domestic Violence
Awareness Month and the King County
Domestic Violence Coalition has '- series
of activities designed to educate the '
public on the prevalence of family
violence in our society. For more
information contact Evelyn Brom at 2969466 or Karen Dufor-Deschamps at 6847736.
The American Poetry Association
is sponsoring a poetry contest that offers
$11,000 in prizes to 152 winners. Entry
is freee and as many as six poems may

Allegro! Dance Festival presents two
performances at Broadway Performance
Hall Oct 12-14 at 8 pm. Tickets are
$9.501 $7.50 for students and seniors.
Call 32-DANCE for ticket information.
ONGOING
Interested in reaching out to help
others? Safeplace, Thurston county Rap
Relief and Women's Shelter Services, has
an ongoing need for volunteers. People
are needed to answer crisis phones, work
with clients as counselors or advocates;
work in the shelter and business office,
assist with fundraising or participate in
public speaking. Volunteer training began
Oct. 3. Call Safeplace at 786-8754 for an
application.
The Olympia Timberland Library
will present "Neglected Heirlooms: Blacks
and Washington's Building Treasury"
through October 31. The exhibit
illustrates the history, culture and
contributions of Washington's black
population form the 1860's until the
1970' s.
Tbe Diabetes Wellness Center at
Black Hills Communily Hospital is
holding a support group for prsons with

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All entries must be sent to the American
Poetry Association, Dept. CT-70, 250
Potrero Street, P.O. Box 1803, Santa
Cruz, CA 95061-1803 and post marked
no later than December 31.
The Lacey Timberland Library wil
be holding a weekly storytime for todlers,
ages 18 months to 3 years, Mondays and
Tuesday at 11:15 am., October 2 October 31. To register your child please
call the library at 491-3860.
Toddler storytime at the Olympia
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October 11- December 13. ConiraCt the
Olympia Timberland Library at 352-0595
for further details.
Reunion Potluck Party for Image
and Idea on Sat Oct. 14 at 6:30 p.m. at
Susan's 313 N. Foote St. Call 943-3668
for more information.
Olympia Cborale and Llgbt Opera
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Sullivans The Sorcerer. Opening night is
Oct. 20 at 8 p.m. and plays through Ocl.
31 at Capitol Playhouse 24. Call 7545378 for times and ticket information.
Auditions for Capitol Playhouse
'24's production of "Man of La Mancha"
will be held at 7 p.m. Oct. 23 and 24 at
the theatre. Call 754-5378 for further
audition information.
Joan Baez will perform on Oct 17 8
p.m. at the Washington Center for the
Performing Arts. Tickets are $20 to $24.
Call 753-8586 for ticket information.
Cbinook Tbeatre is holding open
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Cheer. Childrens auditions are 2 p.m.
Oct. 8, adult auditions are 7 p.m. Oct 9
and 10. Additional information is
available by calling 967-3044.
The Chinook Tbeatre presents "Bone
Chiller" starting Oct. 5 at 8 p.m. Contact
the theatre at 967-8491 for more dates
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