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Fibonacci numbers, I believe, are infinite.
A tap~ record" might perhaps reveal urtain phrases that cam~ and
-We will have to go inside. We will have to get out of the car.
WeIlt, leaving 110 tract of ~rror in us. Everything that moves
We \vill have (0 stop. We will go, inside.
increases risk.
-Daddy, I have to go.
-Chn'stine Brooke-Rose, "Out"
The number of primes is infinite. Or at least we hope so. This is
what we put our trust in. We must hope that this is true. We canno t
know the end. The theorem about prime numbers we only hope is
true. It hasn't been proven false; I can'r even remember it. Ah, there
we are. Take a prime number and subtract one, Somerhing will
always be (rue. Something has always been true, thus far. Perhaps
you add one instead.
The father gets out of the car. He is happy to throw his weight
around. The son weighs one quarter of the father's weight. He will
ross his father a Quarter Pounder. Net weight before tossing. 24
year time limit. Dining area for poets o nly.
The father walks in the poet's foomeps. The poet has walked
backwards to get ro this point. The son walks on his hands. When
he was a man, he staned with dessert first.
- Daddy, I want a cheeseburger.
-A Quarter Pounder, please.
24 plus one is one quarrer.
We have a willingness to change a theorem, if we feel it is
sufficien tly proven false.
The poet has finished her dessert. She musr order a cheeseb urger.
Dining area four. One quarter. She s-tands behind the father wirh
his son. She is following in his footsteps.
The father stands backwards. He can see the poet. The so n does
not. The so n does not stand backwards. He has PUt away the things
of a man_
-Sir, please turn around; yo ur son cannot pay for the food.
The farher can not afford to pay for his time share condo. He
canno t buy time . The father will die of a heart arrack. He cannot
afford to have a Quarter Pounder. H e will buy a cheeseburger. The
son is 24.
-Daddy, I want a cheeseburger.
-I want a cheeseburger.
-Fine, one cheeseburger. You're not a poet are you? The dining
Grea is for fathers and sons only. 20 minute rime limit. No poetry.
She blushes.
Red skull crush.
Kerchup is added to the cheeseburger with a large m ~chi ne _
Driprs ' neath spinni ng cylindric wet red wheel.
Dam my pen.
The boy sirs with his back to the poet. She will follow in his
footsteps. He will toss his weight to his father.
The father is aware of his own mortality. He mllst buy his son a
lime ,harc condo. Let's start with dessert first. The son is hungry.
When I was Gchild I thoughr as a child, now that I am a woman
I will put away the theorem of prime numbers and eat a cheeseburger.
Only I, the poet, know when the father will die.
I r is a gende moment berween farher and son. The father 's fears
are still wirh him , bur assuaged by the prese nce of his child. The
child has not 'yet learned to taste fear. It is peaceful. The father's
com tant hopes Gnd dreams for the child are put aside to enjoy rhis
meal. He docs not mind his son's disheveled appearance. He does
nor imagine hilll in a , ui(' The child knows none of the,e th ings,
yet even in ignorance shares rhe ,arne warmth wi[h hi s father.
The poet, who is a vegan, die, as rhe taste of beef touches her
lip' _The ta[her ,c", her slump in the boo th . No o ne else doc's. The
[;lther d oe, not alcrr anYonc to her J ea rh_ He n"kes 'lire hi s <o n
doc > no [ tllrn around. Thev finish their meal quickly and th e father
scoor, the <o n our rhe door.
The poet writes:
Thick cut weight around, who to catch its ross?
My son will wear suits like me one day. He will put away the
things of a child. When I was a child I thougAt as a child, now that
I am a man I put away a lo t of food .
There is a shifting of weighr.
- Daddy, I'm hungry.
Let's stan with the dessert first.
The father will die of a hearr attack. His son will be 24, 24 minus
one is'a prime number. Solve fo r X.
-We will be sropping soon.
We will srop soon for lunch. It is too early ro srop for dinner. It
is nm roo early to srop; but we already know when we're stopping.
For lunch.
I will eat a Quarrer Pounder. Net weight before cooking.
We must stop for lunch. The drive·thru is not efficient enough
to serve us if we do nOt srop. What can they do; ross us our food?
Catch the Quarter Pounder) Net weight before rossing.
The boy does not worry about his father's morrality. He is hun gry.
He does not want the car to crash. His father wil! not catch a Quarter
Pounder ifhe dies. The boy is worried about his father's weighr.
If the poet needs mare time at McDonald's she can o rder another
cheeseburger. If the father wishes to prolong his life, he will order
another Quarter Pounder. We are buying time.
The father tosses his weight around.
No loitering. Dining area for patrons only. 20 minute rime limit.
The son can feel the father's weight next ro him. The father's
weight can cr~sh the boy. Some weight loss may occur due to
crushing. The son does not fear being c rushed by his father. The
boy shifts his weight. What is the net weight loss?
There is a theorem of prime numbers. Any prime number plus
one IS.
Solve for why)
The father is warm. The boy can feel the heat of the father's
body. Net weight before cooking. The father shifts his weight. His
body pinches his so n's, bur his son stifles 'a scream; he cannm yd l at
his father. The boy is crushed.
Red skull crush dripts 'neath spinning cylindric wet red wheel.
- Damn, my pen is flowing.
The boy shifts his weight; he follows his father. He will follow
his father down this road. He cannot follow in his father's footsteps.
It is the poet who has walked to McDonald 's _
The poet orders dessert first. She likes to know the ending and
work her way forward_ The poer is sure of the endi ng. The farher
will die of a heart a((ack. She doesn't know whar road will lead
there; she doesn't own a car.
Any prime number minus one is something; and somehow this
is related to halves or lowest, common denominators. I don'r really
remember.
-Ah, there we J re_
The child is very excited. He forgets he has been crushed.
The sum of the multiples of primes always add up to some thin g
or other.
- The lin e of ca r~ in the drive-thru is huge . Fibonacci numbers
have grear ~igniflcance . We will have to Stop.
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through it on yuur way to class, on your way
back from class, and until they lock it up, you 'll
walk through it in the middle of the night while
you are bored,
The CAB is the gateway from lower
campus (where some of our nuzzly little homes
are) to the feigned magnificence of upper
campus and its splendid pastel grey pallet.
A sid e
from being a
place to go to do
nothing, (kind
of like Poohbear), the CAB
is where you go
to eat at the Deli, the Greenery, and the lower
level vending machines.
The Greenery is easily the CAB's best kept
secret. It's a cafeteria with a variety of food but
due to strange hours, many people do not
know that it exists. The legends are true,
though. According to a CP] informant who
camped outside the entrance for 36 hours, it is
open for both breakfast and lunch.
Other CAB activities you will participate
in include buying your books, buying stamps,
mailing packages, getting cash, and turning in
articles to the CPj. Overall the CAB is the
building where you will spend the most money
(though you can work for the paper at no
charge).
The third floor of the CAB is where you
will find the offices of most of Evergreen's
Resource Center, the
Native Student Alliance
and the Evergreen Queer
Alliance. The CP] is also
located on the third floor
of the CAB.
The Women's Resource
Center, unlike the other
student activities, is on
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housing culture. In
addition to a wonderful laundry center, a pay
phone, and po~ machine, the building
contains The Branch, a handy on-campus
convenience store that has provided many cardeprived housing resident with evening food.
They have a great price on Shasta, the bargain
soft drink that gives even Safeway Select a run
for the money. The advantage with Select is
that it's a quarter per can, but Shasta has
raspberry creme flavor.
, Also not to be missed is the
Corner Cafe, a student-run
business with a constantly shifting
menu of vegetarian and vegan food at decent
prices. There is plenty of room inside to eat your
The College Acttvities Building
out which books you want to take, In fact
they've gone so far as to list all of them in their
computers.
The Library also contains the media
center, photo services, editing rooms , the
Washington State Film Library, Academi c
Planning,the campus TV Studio and the stopanimation studio. But chances are you will
spend the most time in it's marvelous
classrooms, exotic computer center and lengthy
lines.
All the student and academic support
services are located in the Library building so
if you need help with your career planning or
academic planning, go down to the first f1uur
The Library Building contains a section
of the Library building to the academic advising
nicknamed the "library," which could also be
area.
called "that place where you borrow books."
If you need services for a di sability,
Due to a rather clever system that "library"
resources for students of color or fir st
employees have invented, you can give them a generation college student services, you ran get
card and they'll give you book,S. Of course you that down there too. The first floor of th e
have to return them by the end of the quarter, Library can help you with almost everything.
but that's plenty of time to skim through them
and look at the pictures. You also get to pick see Tour of Evergreen on next page -
dinner, though you might want to look out for
open mic night which does not always provide
for a relaxing dining atmosphere.
The steps outside of the building are a
nice place. ID-watch the Evergreen daredevil
skateboard stunt show.
Students who live in Phase II housing also
know the Community Center is the place where
that annoying, rhythm less drumming comes
from .
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Labs I & II
The Labs I and II hold a lot of incred ibly
e~pensive, highly sop hist icated sc ientifi c
equipment. The labs have many classrooms,
and laboratories co ntaining fancy machines
with unpronoUJicable names like "microscope"
and "pencil sharpener." They also have· the
largest collection of taxidermy on campus,
unless you count dead bugs trapped in light
fixtures in the dorms.
The Arts Annex is allegedly part ofL.ab I,
though 1 have never seen an ac tual dash
between the scient ists and artists working so
close to each other. You would think that their
diametrically opposed philosophies would
lead to some sort ofviolent and despicable live
entertainmen t, but no such luck. Students of
both science and art programs can go to their
classes without fear of reprisal.
Phase I Housing
Phase I is a I~mcy sci-Ii name for dorms
A-D. If yo u ca ll th em "Phase I" in stead of
"dorms A-D" then you ran pretend you're in a
movie and rUII around making laser noises.
A-dorm is the tall one. It's the most handy
of these particular dorms since it contains the
Housing Office, a state of the art laundry ct'nter .
and a big screen TV.
The TV is in a place called The Edge,
which mayor may not be named after the
guitarist from U2. It 's a room on the second
floor where people can show movies and hold
other housing activities. Keep a look out for
Housing activities that offer free pop and
popcorn to Housing residents.
A-dorm is also known for its loud and
see Tour of Evergreen on next page
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proclaimed the sassiest building on campus by
many a hip-and-with-i t-greener. The Comm
building contains some of the many recording
studios on campus. In the Comm building you
will also find the Animation St udio, rooms for
practicing music, pianos to play and the film
editing suite . There is the costume shop. the
Recital Hall and th e Expe rim enta l
Theatre, which is where most student
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You will recognize the lecture hall
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building
because it is round. You can go inside
young ones, to the
whenever you want to get lectured. It might be
legend of the Mods.
Once upon a time the a better idea to go inside at your program 's
One of Evergreen's beautiful units of modular housing. Mods were mobile scheduled time. See your faculty for details.
You might also be able to catch a free film
homes that were refitted to be Campus
obnoxious parties.
or
guest
speaker at the L.ecture Halls. Pay
Housing. When the college was first built they
When the power goes out, A-dorm also
were put at the farthest possible point away attention to flyers around campus and the
offers a wide selection of dark stairways to
from the classrooms to be temporary housing. Calendar page of the CPJ for showt im es.
stumble up and down blindly.
As the years went by the school grew and grew
Dorms B-D are similar to A-dorm, but
and grew. Despite the construction of the highthey are smaller and don't have the same sorts
tech and modern Phase I-Ill Housing, the
of handy facilities . They do, however, have Phase [[ and 1II Housing are the bigger budget Mods still maintained their magical hold on
calling card phones and courtesy phones (dial sequels to Phase I Housing. They were the campus. The Mods could not be defeated.
9 before making your local call).
originally called Phase II: The Revenge and and eventually Evergreen could not beat the
The first floors ofB and C dorms are the Phase 3-D, but neither title stuck.
power of the Mods and relented. The school's
best living choice for lovers of nature and
Phase II and III consists of E through U, official treaty with the Mods dictates that all
wildlife. The splendor of nature is only a . dorms which are bigger and nicer than Phase I that is magical and weird is to take place in t hr
The Seminar Building has a lot of
window hop away_ Just beware oflitter thrown Housing. They are, however, more expensive eastern Mods.
classrooms in it, which could theoretically be
from the upper floor and chipmunks who climb and have more annoying fire alarms. In their
It is a little known fact that some of the used for seminars. It also has a lot of faculty
through open windows to eat your chocolate.
defense, however, Phasr [[ and 1lI fire alarms Mods are equipped to transform into powerful offices, the health center and the parking office.
sound a lot like laser guns, which fits in well robots.
The Health Center is th e place where you go
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you go when you're sick of getting parking
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tickets. You can get free condoms
at the Health Center, but the best
way to
avoidparking fines is abstinence.
The
Campus
Recreation
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The Campus Recreation
Ce nt er is the on campus hot spot
fi)r all yo ur recreation needs. It
ha s a swim ming pool,
weightlifting rooms, basketball
courts, racquetball courts and an
outdoor rock climbing wall (an
indoor one is rumored to be in
the works). You can also check
out man y typ es of sports
eq uipm en t.
Best of all, the CRC ha s
locker roo ms, the best place to go . . .
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KAOS 89.3 FM is community powered
publir radio. Ally member of the Evergreen
and Olympia commu nity is welcome to come
into KAOS and get trained to be a 0) and have
her or his own radio show,. Punk rock, folk ,
jazz, hip hop, reggae and other forms of music
are all a part of th e plethora of KAOS
programming. reel free to add your musical
obsession to the menu .
The Cooper PointJoumal is the student
newspaper ofthe Evergreen State College. You
ra il find it for free all over the school. but please
dOll 't refrain from slippin g money under the
door at CA B 316.
The CPj is produced entirely by students,
who are completely responsible for it's content.
The facuity . staff and administration of the
sc hoo l hav e abso lut ely no say about the
rd itori al content of the CPj. Every member of
the Eve rgreen a nd Olympia community is
welcome to become a part of the CPJstaff, and
th ere are even a few paid positions available.
Some famous
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Charles Burns '77: comic book illustrator and
author, creator of Big Baby which launched
Liquid Television's Dog Boy. His books
include Hard Boile.d Defective Stories;md Skin
Deep: Taleso{[)oomed Romance.
Matt Groening '77: cartoonist, and creator of
the Simpsons and Life in HelJ
Lynda Barry '79: cartoonist and crea tor of
Marlys and Maybonne and Ernie Pook's
Com eek, wrot e acclaimed play The Good
Times Are Killing Me
Craig Bartlett '81: animated the Penny
cartoons on Pee-Wee's Playhouse, and directed
a few of the later Ren and Stimpy episodes.
Steve DeJamett: screenwriter/director, wrote and
directed the cult classic Miracle Mile, wrote
Strange Brewand episodes of X·FiJesand Aeon Flux
('71·'74).
Steve Thomas 74: Hosts the PBS Show T,his Old
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A guided bus tour of Olympia
ORIENTATION WEEK
Managing Editor
Here you are, finally at Evergreen. But
now that"you 're here, you can't wait to get offcampus. For new students that leads to the
question , "Where do I go?", and for students
without a car lhe additional question, "How
do I get there?"
Besides making friends with those lucky
enough to own an operating vehicle, students
have the option of taking Olympia's own
Intercity Transit (IT). For the cost of a dollar,
you can purchase an all-day pass, good for any
IT route, or pay fifty cents for a one-way ride.
For Evergreen, the IT provides services to
Downtown Olympia with two routes, the 41
and the 44.
The 41 operates seven days a week and
leaves the Evergreen Library Loop twice an
hour. at five and thirty-five minutes after the
hour with the first bus leaving Evergreen at
6:05 am and last bus leaving at 11:05 pm on
weekdays. This route provides the faster and
more direct service of the two buses to
Downtown Olympia from Evergreen.
This bus line travels mostly through
residential areas before reaching Bowman
Street. Walk a few blocks east down Bowman
and you'll be at the Westside Olympia Food
Co-Op. Besides having one of the best free
boxes around, you can fullfill of your organic
food needs.
Continue on the 41,and it will hit the
intersection of Division and Harrison streets.
This is where two of Olympia's larger thrift
stores, Value Village and the Salvation Army,
are located.
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But if you really have the urge to go
shopping, the bus to take is the 44, which
services Capital Mall. The 44 leaves Evergreen
at twenty-five and fifty-five minutes after the
hour. Unfortunately though, this bus does not
operate. on Sundays and stops service to
Evergreen at 7:25 PM.
Bus 44 travels past two supermarkets
(Top Foods and the new-and-improved
Westside Safeway), two drug stores (Payless
Drugs and Drug Emporium), a variety offast
food stops (induding Taco Bell and Burger
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the mall.
The Capital Mall is not that great of a
mall, even as compared to the others in the
area. Still, it does have the mandatory mall
stores like Wherehouse, Camelot Music, the
Gap and B. Dalton for your shopping
pleasure. For those bargain shoppers, the
Capital Mall offers the DollarStore, where one
can buy candles, silverware, and paper towels
aU for (yup, that's right) a dollar. For movie
lovers, there is the Capital Mall Cinemas, the
only movie theater in Olympia that shows
first-run mainstream movies. But before you
run-off, a word of caution: Capital Mall is a
favorite hangout for many Olympia teens on
Friday and Saturday nights. Enough said.
Both routes eventually make it to the
Olympia Transit Center in Downtown
Olympia.
If you are in need ?flow-budget, highly
coIlec~able entertainment, head for Danger
Room Comics on Fourth Avenue. Formed by
former Evergreen students, Danger Room
offers a friendly staff and a variety of
"alternative" and mainstream comics.
But if you are in need of other types of
reading materials, like magazines or
newspapers, go over to Bulldog News, also on
Fourth. At Bulldog News, you can find
virtually any magazine imaginable. Plus, if you
find yourself a little bit homesick and wanting
to know what's going on at horne, you don't
have to ask Mom and Dad to send copies of
your local paper (unle.ss you are from Hawaii,
then you're out ofluck). Bulldog News has a
variety of newspapers from all over the
country that will do the job.
When you are in the mood for seeing a
movie, and want to avoid the mall, Downtown
Olympia has two theaters to choose from. If
you find that you don't want to spend all that
much money, the State Theater on Fourth
Avenue offers second-run movies for a dollar.
In the past six months, the State has shown
everything from Pulp Fiction to The Pebble
and the Penguin.
The other theater in town is the Capitol
Theateron Fifth Avenue, home of the Olympia
Film Society (OFS). OFS shows films every
Sunday through Wednesday. They have also
sponsored special events in the past like a
special screening of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
and a midnight screening of Naked Lunch,
which you shouldn't take the bus to see, unless
you don't mind having to hitch a ride back to
campus or want to spend all night downtown.
OFS also sponsors the annual OFS Film
Festival, which will take place this year from
October 20 to 29.
The backstage at the Capitol Theater is
the place to see (and experience) many
renowned (and not-so-renowned) bands. In
the past year Bikini Kill, the Melvins, Kicking
Giant, Lois and Sky Cries Mary all played the
Capitol.
If you get hungry, you can always head a
few blocks east of the transit center on Fourth
to the home of some damn-fine pizza, the Old
School Pizzeria. For only ten dollars, you can
get a large cheese pizza (it's so good it doesn 't
need a topping). If hunger is not reason
enough, you can always play pinball:
Now go forth and explore. These are
only a few of the cool things Olympia has to
offer. It is time for you to find your own. But
don't forget the last bus leaves the transit
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Interim Layout Editor
To most students, attaining a degree
would seem to satisfy ,the ultimate goal. of.
attending college.
Unfortunately, it's not that easy. The
woeful reality.is a degree just isn't enough to
impress prospective employers these days. I
.really hate to use a cliche, but in this case it
couldn't be more apropos. "It's not always
what you know, it's who you know."
Don't get me wrong, the experience and
skills procured while attending school are great
assets to possess, bllt even more important are
the connection~ that are available to every
student. Networking should be essential in
every students journey through school.
Networking is basically connecting with
people working within your area of interest,
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appreciated but isn't applicable to the
organization at that ttme, don't feel you've
reached a dead end, ask about other groups or
businesses that might be interested. The
beautiful thing about networking is it's never
ending as long as you put out the effort. .
Professors are also extremely important
connections. They are a perfect example of
networking within themselves. In order to
keep up to date on information pertai.ning to
their field, they are in constant communication
with fellow peers, groups, organizations and
businesses relating to their perspective field.
Instructors are here for you, so by all means
use them.
Another great use for commiting to these
services is that they add some meat to your
resume. Take that skinny, worthless and weak
resume that weighs one gram dripping wet and
and by interacting with people sharing the
same concerns you will branch your contact
base. These contacts could lead to your next
job.
A good place to start would be the
Student Activities office in the top floor of the
CAB. For example, a student interested in
getting a job working with the environment
could contact the Environmental Resource
Center, Community Gardens and Wilderness
Center. Each of these groups deal with a variety
of topics concerning the environment and best
of all you would be interacting with a group
that holds the same interests and aspirations
as yourself. Through these groups you can
gather information on businesses or groups
outside the school, contact them and offer
volunteer service or look into possible
internships. If you're told that your offer is
beefit up with all the wonderful volunteer work
you worked so hard at. Impress your potential
employer. Impress your friends!
Even though four years of school may
seem like a long time, don't delay. I have
numerous friends that have already graduated
without using this exceptiona l outlet. and if I
had a penny for every "1fI'd only...," well, you
know.
The last thing you want to happen when
you get out of school is, "Now what?" It would
behoove you to keep the momentum going.
Having these contacts will give you a huge jump
start on your unprepared peers. The contacts
you make while in school could be the most
critical ones you make in life. I implore you.
use this tool that's readily available for you. It
costs you nothing monetarily - but it could in
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writer Paul Dini) seem3 to involve some original
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If you liked the early episodes of Ren and
Slimp), created by John Kricfa lusi and his
company Spumco, you might have wondered
what the Spumco gang has been up to since
those groundbreaking episodes. A few years
ago. Nickelodeon fired Kricfalusi from his own
show and rep laced Spumco with their own
animation studio. Games. KricfaIusi soon
announced his intent to produce theatrical
shorts using new Spumco characters such as
Jimmy the Idiot Boy. Sody Pop, and Cigarettes
the Cat.
Since then . Spumco has been popping
up now and again wit h overpriced but
spectacular memorabilia. They have taken out
ads in animation magazines advertising eels
from their still-not-released theatrical shorts as
well as expensive talking dolls that say things
like "Kiss me on the butt" and "Take it like a
man ." They've also sold cheap chi ldren'~ gaint
sets with beautifully designed packages and
inaccurate advertising claims.
Now Spumm has created an actual story
using some of their characters, but in the
medium of comics rather than animation. The
aptly titled Com ic Book #1 is a 64-page,
oversized newsprint publication from Marvel
Com ics.
The slory, by John K.and Richard Pursel.
invulves Jimmy the r~:0'~~0r~~~~~=r~~~~~'i-~~""!"~"'-~~ could be interpreted as an obscene
Idiot Boy's day on
pun) . This le ads to bonding
t he job as a Turtle
between George and Jimmy as
Food Coll ector. The
George teaches some tricks of the
plot wanders as
Turtle Food Collector trade that he
Jimmy stumbles
learned as a boy.
around looking for
The art is drawn by Jim
bugs and making
Smith and John K., inked by Shane
funny faces.
Glines, and co lored by Rick
Spumco fans
Altergotti,
and it is wonderful.
should be pleased.
Every
exaggerated
hand gesture
The book hits on a
and facial expression is executed
lot of the major
with love and style. Kricfalusi excels
Spumco obsessions:
at character design and even if the
drool, neck hair,
story wasn't so funny, it would be
bloodshot eyes,
entertaining just to see these guys
disgusting extreme
c\oseups. blatantly
move around and mug. It's hard
false information
not to look at "these pictures
about the anima l
without thinking "I wonder what
kingdom, and good
this would look like animated" 01' All American
a lot of the story's humor is in it's
Manliness
(the
exaggerated movements. Still , it
issue's
primary
works great as a comic book and is
theme). Jimmy's - .......- -........- - -. .- - - a refreshing alternative to dialogue
hairy. ultra-macho JIMMY THE IPIOT ~OY AWUCTS ANINSKT IN SpUMCO'S 'DMZ"
heavy comics.
boss fills him with BGG" al. ARlWORK FROM MARVEL COMICS.
The only real drawback to
feelings of duty and
Comic Book is that due to being a
honor, telling him things like "be proud of your an insect, which impresses the infamous Marvel comic, it is priced at $6.95. But as the
sack!" and "A lot of turtles are countin' on you. George Liquor (a Ren and Stimpy character
cover proclaims, it is an excellent book "In
boy. and I am too.l got faith in you kidr'
who was banned from Nickelodeon after Service to Mankind."
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CJinterests as you? Interested in developing practical skills that will last you a lifetime?
Student Activities Administration and the members of the S&A student groups invite you to visit
our offices on the 3rd floor of the Campus Activities Building.
©
ur hours are: Mon. 8-6pm, Tue. 8·8pm, Wed. 8-8pm, Thurs. 8-8pm, and Fri. 8-5pm.
8fl'lpQoYfl'leVlt (0ppo~tuVlitieg: Many groups are offering paid coordinator positions for the 1995·96 academic year. To pick up a job
application or for more information, stop by CAB 320.
Amnesty International, Ext. 6098
Anime, Ext. 6555
Asian Students in Alliance, Ext. 6033
Bike Shop, Ext. 6538
Camarilla, Ext. 6036
Community Gardens, Ext. 6145
EF/Evergreen Coalition, Ext. 6036
Evergreen 'Political Info Center, Ext. 6144
Environmental Resource Center, Ext. 6784
Evergreen Queer Alliance, Ext. 6544
Gaming Guild, Ext. 6036
Grad. Student Assoc. (MES), Ext. 6479
International Student Group, Ext. 6036
Irish American Student Org., Ext. 6149
Jewish American Student Org_, Ext. 6493
Latin American Student Org., Ext. 6583
Maritime Alliance, Ext. 6036
MEChA, Ext. 6143
Men's Center, Ext. 6092
Middle East Resource Center, Ext. 6749
Mindscreen, Ext. 6412
Native Student Alliance, Ext. 6105
Pacific Islanders Assoc., Ext 6583
Peace/Conflict Res_ Center, Ext. 6098
Rape Response Coalition, Ext. 6124
S&A Board Coordinator, Ext. 6221
Slightly West, Ext. 6819
Soc. of Creative Anachronism, Ext. 6879
Spring Arts Festival, Ext. 6412
Student Prod Art Zone (SPAZ), Ext. 6412
SODAPOP, Ext. 6555
U of Students w/Disabllities, Ext. 6092
Umoja, Ext. 6181
Women of Color Coalition, Ext. 6006
Women's Resource Center. Ext. 6162
Student Workers OrganizatIon, Ext. 6636
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I Arts
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based on the serious. gritty, black-and-white
comics. But the turtles in this juvenile action
as the aptly named He-Man. is a dull and un- flick look an awful lot like Howard the Duck.
imaginative Star Wafs rip-off bearing little re- and they try to convince you that eating pizza
and saying "dude" a lot is the epitome of rebel~~ll1blance to the dull and unimaginative cartoon bast'd on the exciting and muscular Mas- lion. Oh Bill and Ted. what have you unleashed
ters of the Universe line of action figures. It is on the earth? I'm not sure any movie with a
hard t.o .imagine what the filmmakers were Surfer Dude character should be remembered
thinking when they made this movie. The title past the '80s.
Mighty Morphin Powcr Rangers: The
\\'as sun' to keep adults away in hordes. ami
the lack of conncction to the cartoon didn't Movie is another story - it captures both the
Saved By the Bell bra inlessness and the Japaimpress many kids.
After all. eve r)' little boy knew what He- nese super hero/giant robot rip-offs of the TV
Man was about. He was really strong. so he show (which was based on the more imaginacould lift mountains and kick ass! But this He- tive Japanese show )yurangers). This is a movie
Man is just a guy with a sword. What's more. about kids who seem to have no parents.
the feill He-Mall lives on Eternia.lt's not a very homes. or personalities. but they sure are good
excit ing planet. but it's more interesting than at skydiving and rollerblading! And when they
Earth. So the writers of the movie decided to come across an ancient evil planning to take
tr:msport He-Man to Earth and have him hang over the world. they turn into armored martial arts maniacs and kick ass with style.
uut with a couple of annoying teenagers.
Even a shameless trashophile like myself Though the Ranger's off planet romp with a
has a hard time sitting through this. although skimpily dressed new age warrioress is a bit
it is fun to count the blatant Star Warsrip-offs. slow. it's worth it just for the mediocrely aniwhich even includes the score. It is also amus- mated computer generated giant robot fights
ing to see Skeletor pop his head out of a lava at the end. It should also be noted that the filmmakers for some reason tried to attract hipper
pit after the credits and yell. "I shall return !"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite audiences - the soundtrack contains tracks
as bad as Masters .... and it's even a little better by They Might Be Giants, Devo, and
than the shoddily animated series loosely Buckethead. alongSide such cheesy greats as
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Orchestra. and Van Halen.
Suggestions for future movies based on
crappy kids shows that are already based on
something else. The possibilities for this one
are endless, thanks to the spate of'80s cartoons
based on TV shows and movies. Personally. I
would like to see live action versions of the
Punky Brewster cartoon (Robin Williams
(ould play Glomer) and The Adventures ofMr.
T(wrttten and directed by T himself).
Another inn ovative idea might be Find
WaJdo in This MOI'iestarr'ing Ed Begley, Jr. as
the elusive Waldo. Technically it belongs in this
category since it would be a progression from
the inept Saturday morning cartoon based on
the popular picture book series by Martin
Hanford. The movie, however, would be closer
to the spirit of the original books in order to
satisfY hardcore Waldoheads. It would be sort
of an anthology, with four 20 minute crowd
scenes connected together by a wraparound
crowd scene. Audience members will be reminded to stay quiet and not give it away when
they spot Waldo.
Offering semi-serious competition to
Waldo would be Hilary Knight's Where's
Wallace?, based on the often overlooked 1964
find·the-escaped-zoo-monkey-in-the·crowd
book which Hanford's books shamelessly rip-
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off. But this would only belong in the genre if
you consider that the Where's Waldo? cartoon might as well have been based on
Knight's book, so her movie might as well be
based on the cartoon.
Movies Based on Fast Food Chains.
Though there has not yet been a true fast food
chain movie, the genre has been briefly tested
in the Taco Bell scenes of Demolition Man and ·
the opening scene of Batman Forever. which
doubled as a McDonalds commercial on television. America loves it. so here's hoping Hollywood will dive in right away.
McDonaldland: The Movie obviously
has the most potential, with it's wealth of characters and imaginative settings. McDonalds
film division could easily get big name actors
and actresses to fill the shoes and masks of
Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburglar,
and Birdy. Willard Scott could have the honor
of playing Mayor McCheese. and some hip
rock star (perhaps Trent Reznor) could make
a cameo as the obscure alien character,
CosMe.
Burger King has potential as well. Just
get Sean Connery to play the King and
everybody'll go nuts. They loved his cameo as
a king in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, and
his supporting role as King Arthur in First
Knight Now give the audiences what they
want: Sean Connery starring as the most important king of the 20th century.
Taco Bell would obviously have a very
different tone. With a hip alternative "dinner
music" soundtrack and starring the guy from
the Taco Bell commercials with the fake Jamaican accent, it could be a chase movie about a
couple of buddies wanted for a crime they
didn't commit who are forced to "run for the
border." Along the way, they could learn the
treasured secrets to cooking authentic Americanized Mexican food.
And isn't it about time for Wendy's to
hit the silver screen? In addition to their photogenic owner Dave Thomas. this movie could
include an animated version ofthe red-headed
"Wendy" logo, and the long awa ited comeback of the "Where';; the beef'?" lady.
Groundbreaking adaptations ofcomics
and TV shows. Even with the limitless other
mediums to adapt from, comic book and TV
adaptations still have the potential to grow if
producers would just pick their material right.
Any old super hero comie will not push the
envelope. You have to pick something that
hasn 't been done before.
I suggest an epic religious horror f1lm
based on the comics work of Jack Chick. You
know those little fundamentalist Christ ian
tracts you find in bathrooms and phone
booths on occasion? Jack Chick wrote and illustrated those. and his work is so ripe with
original themes and eye popping visua ls that
it is practically begging for a big screen treatment.
Adedicated writer-director who understands the material could work wonders with
it in live action. Imagine what a handful of
enormous soundstages could do with the setting from any of his apocalypse themed stories. Chick's evil guillotine-mobiles and de·
monic Christian rock stars need to be seen in
live action to be fully comprehended. And
imagine what the wizards at Industrial Light
and Magic could do with the character God.
What special effects feat could be a more impressive follow-up to Caspet/
In the world of television, I think the way to
break new ground i.~ to adapt a news show to the
silver screen. Sixty Minutes: The Movie could easi1yattract the Forrest Gump audience. And imagine HardCopy: TheMovie.lt'sjust likethelV show.
but sleazy and exploitative enough to warrant the
$6.75 ticket price. Plus, the bigger budget will allow for more elaborate and ridiculous methods of
spying on people. And of cour.;e it's open for endless sequels. since the stories never have to be linked.
The key, I think, is imagination. Ifyou don't
have enough creativejuicestocome upwith anoriginalconceptofyourown,youhavetoatieastbeoriginaI about your Lazy recycling ofother people's original concepts. Until HoUywoodfigures thisout, we're
going to be subjetted to the same old forgettable
crap summerafiersummer, and the epic high crap
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Looking for .more ways to finance your
Meet Evergreen Pr~ide~tJane JerVIS at . e,hication? Go to the basics to finding
the nOOost brUnch in Library 4300 from 11:30 scholarsbipsworkshop from 9 am to 10 am in
am ~o 1 pm. Reservations aI'C!~quired. .
Library 1600.
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Go down to the Capit~1 Theater and see
a film from director Jean-Luc Godard,
Gemuny Ye.tr 90 Nine Zero, a spy thriller set
in East Berlin at 6:30 pm.
Tuesday, September 19
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Take a lOOK'around your DeW campus
and find out where your classes by taking a
tampus tOUt:. They meet on the first floot of
the library building at 3 pm. '
.
.
Tfyou couldn't getm (or you couldn't get
enough) the first day: you've got a second
chance at the n~bO$t bnmch. Begins again at
11:30 am.
Head to the Greenery for a special night
of music with Chris and Johnny, a Montanabased duo. and Seattle slng~r Carolyn Currie
from 7 pm to 9 pm.
Want to learn how to party responsibly?
Eat even more free food at the parenti Go to Housing's How to Host a Safe Party
student reception and dinner beginning at 4 . work.-;hop from 6 pm to 8 pm in the
pm. Contact the the Alumni Affairs and Community Center. A keg of root beer will be
AnnuaJ Fund Office at 866-6000, x6551 for provided.
details.
Free videos are being shown in the
Community Center from 8 pm to 11 pm. All
Go backstage at theCapitoll'heater and students are welcomed. .
experience the Demolition Doll Rods and
Quintron with Flossy the unicorn and Monday, September 18
Howardian for only $5. The sbow is scheduled
to start at 9 pm.
Suck up to your pro~ors before your
first day of class or choose what class you want
, to be in at the academic fiIir from'10 am to noon
Wantto get out of town? How abouto~t on the second and third floors of tbe Library
of the state? Head down to Portland's LaLuoa lo~bies.
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for the Five Fingers of Funk w~th guestS
Supersonic Soul Pimps. Tickets are $5 in
Learn how' you can join the CPJ and
advance, show begins at9 pm.
other organizations at the activities fair in Red
Square from 10 am to 2 pm.
While you're there, remember to register
to vote with the good folk from KAOS Radio.
In the mood for something different? Go
to Housing's Game Night from 7 pm to 11 pm
in the Edge, Housing's Social Space.
Wednesday, Septe~ber 20
Learn the ins and outs ofseminar before
stepping into the classroom! Attend seminar
savvyforfirstyearstudentsln CAB 108 starting
at li:30 am until 12:30 pm.
Love Tim Roth (of Pulp Fiction fame)?
Catch him in action in Little Odessa, thestory
ofa hit man in the Russian ghetto of Brooklyn's
Brighton Beach. The fUm starts at 9 pm l\t the
Capitol Theater.
Thursday, September 21
Practice makes perfect. so make sure to
go to the model seminar for first year students.
Bring your brain and your book. The Lone
Ranger 3nd Tonto Fistfight in Heaven , to
Library 4300 at 9 am sharp. Lunch will be
provided.
Lend a helping hand tu severa l Olympia
area organizations and participate in a
volunteer day. You can sign-up at the Geoduck
guide table in front of the Library beginning
011 September 15 to volunteer at the Thurston
County conservation district. Homes First.
Bread and Roses and the Food Bank.
Friday, September 22
Celebrate th e grand opening of
Evergreen's long-awaited Longhouse
Education and Cultural Center at 3 pm .
One last chance for free food! Attend
Housing's -Last Supper" Dinner outside of A
& B buildings between Housing and the
Recreation Center. Dining starts at 5:30 pm.
Feel like a film? Head to the CRC for an
outdoor viewing of Pulp Fiction and the 3-D
adventure Creature trom the Black Lagoon
plus cartoon shorts. First film starts at 9 pm.
THE COOPER POINT JOURNAL SEPTEMBER
1 5, 1995
PAGE
13
ORIENTATION WEEK
1995
Erc.
An introduction to the Geoduck Guides
Here's a brief description of your Geoduck
GIll Irs. students that are here to answer your
gu,di,'m . You can find them outsdide of the
Library at a their table all of Orientation Week.
Andrew Forshee - As co-coordinator of Jewish
Cultura l Center (JCC), he can help students
interested in more information about the jee
Michelle Hofmann - Teaches lit eracy and spends
time at Safeplace Rape Relief and Shelter Sen'ices.
Anna Davidson -Is involved in many Services and
Activities groups on campus.
Erin Ficker - Last year she served on S&A board
and took photos for the Cooper Point Journal.
Carrie O'Neill- Worked as a co-coordinator for the
Women's Center and will be taking sculpture in the
fall.
Aimee Cruver- Was co-coordinator for Women of
Color Coalition last year and is a member ofUmoja.
Interested in counseling and social service work,
Linda Mae-Richardson - Works in Human
Resources and is interested in community
development.
Jessica Finch - Works on campus and will be taking
the Science of Mind program_
Rene Juaru - Was co-coordinator of MEChA last
year and wants to become a lawyer.
Naomi Ishisaka - Has been involved in Women of
Color Coalition, ASIA and the Cooper PointJournal.
Will be a First Peoples Peer Counselor this year.
John Ford - Is the new s director at KAOS
community radio and is involved in
communication_ Works with the Men's Center and
the CPJ.
Tammi Anderson - Is a member of Evergreen's
swim team and is interested in the environment.
Kim Wilkins - Will be taking a class on Student
Originated Software and will be creating her own
software programs. She also plays on Evergreen's
Evergreen Expressions announces its.1995-96lin~up
soccer team,
Todd Clark - Involved in the Gaming Guild,
SODAPOP and is interested in being a disc jockey.
He likes science fiction, fantasy and computers.
Mali Munch - Is the co-coordinator of SODAPOP
and can give insights on living in Seattle.
Jules Sibbem - Was last year's co-coordinator of the
Evergreen Queer Alliance and will be this year's
coordinator of the S&A Board.
Arthur Dennis m- Was last year's co-coordinator
of-Umoja and has served on the S&A board. He was
also the coordinator ofSPAZ, the Student Produced
Art Zone.
Choose from our
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Evergreen can be purchased at the Expressions
box offi ce an hour before showtime.
currently touring the U.S. and Europe,
will make their Olympia debut And the
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Bali return for their first performance
since 1989. Performances on the
Evergreen ca mpus include sizzling Latin
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